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Okay, great. Bye.
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So guess who's coming
to Thanksgiving dinner.
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Sidney Poitier? Ha, ha.
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I miss Rachel.
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No, my parents.
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Oh, great, they haven't seen the place
since I moved in.
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Yeah, and if you could not mention
that we live together, that'd be great.
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I was thinking we'd eat around 4.
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Why can't I tell them
we live together?
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They don't know we're dating.
Should we eat in the kitchen?
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Why haven't you told them?
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Um, well, I was going to. I really was.
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But, um, then somewhere,
just out of nowhere, I didn't.
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Why haven't you told them?
Wouldn't they be happy?
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So, dinner in the kitchen around 4.
I'll see you then.
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Why wouldn't they be happy?
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Well, um, because...
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...mainly, um...
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...they don't like you.
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- I'm sorry.
- What? Why? Why?
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Maybe because you used to be aloof...
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...or that you're really sarcastic
or that you joke around all the time...
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...or that you take off your clothes
and throw them on the couch.
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Is this why they don't like me
or why you don't like me?
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I know I should have told them.
I know I shouldn't care what they think.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, it'll be okay, because
when they come over, I will be charming.
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I will make them love me,
then we'll tell them.
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You think that'll work?
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Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe.
I won you over, didn't I?
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I don't think you'll ever get
my parents that drunk.
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Hey. Oh, good, Ross.
Your parents like me, right?
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Yes, of course they like you.
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Monica told me they don't.
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Yeah, they don't like you.
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Do you know why?
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Maybe it's because you're really sarcastic,
or maybe it's because you...
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If people don't know,
they shouldn't just guess.
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Great. Another Thanksgiving
with nothing to give thanks for.
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Maybe I give thanks
for you shutting up, huh?
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Maybe I give thanks by taking
my PlayStation to my new apartment.
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Maybe I love you.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey, guys.
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No, I don't want
to play video games, Joey.
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Are you guys going
to Chandler's for Thanksgiving?
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Yeah, why, what's up?
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Well, me and my dancer friends
are doing Thanksgiving uptown.
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I thought you might like to come.
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For real?
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You should go to Chandler's.
None of us can cook.
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We'll probably just drink all day.
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- We go to yours.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, see, we have to stop across the hall
because it's my sister.
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But, you know, actually, uh,
growing up with a sister was nice...
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...because it really helped me
understand women.
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Yeah, you should tell your friends that.
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Okay.
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How you got three women to marry you,
I'll never know.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Pheebs, check it out.
For my dessert...
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...I have chosen to make
a traditional English trifle.
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Wow, that sounds great.
And what are you making, Monica?
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In case Rachel's dessert
is so good that I eat all of it...
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...and there's none left
for anybody else.
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Nothing.
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Nothing?
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No, sweetie. I trust you.
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So if I mess this up,
there's nothing else for dessert?
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You're not gonna mess it up.
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Wow, Monica, I love that.
You really have faith in me. Thank you.
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Technical question: How do you know
when the butter is done?
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Well, it's done about two minutes
before it looks like that.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Oh. The food smells great, Mon.
- And the place looks so nice.
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- Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Well, this has been great.
- See you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Where you going?
- Oh, oh.
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We did say we'd stop by this little
thing Joey's roommate is having.
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Oh, Janine,
the really hot dancer girl?
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Some would say she's attractive, yes.
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Who else is going to be there?
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- Uh, some of her friends.
- Her dancer friends?
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Yes. All right?
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All of her hot dancer friends
are gonna be there...
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...and they'll be drinking and dancing
and we really want to go.
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Dude, we were good.
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You're not going. You said
you'd eat here and you'll eat here.
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Yeah, and leaving us
to go see hot dancer girls...
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...is not very Thanksgiving-y.
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Oh, but it is.
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Uh, it's like the first Thanksgiving
when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down.
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Yeah, and then the Indians
taught the Pilgrims...
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...what it meant to be hot
in the New World.
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- Hello, everybody.
- Hi.
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Hi, Dad. Mom.
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Look. Look who it is.
It's Chandler.
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Oh, yes, of course.
Hello, Chandler.
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Mr. And Mrs. Geller,
you look wonderful.
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It is great to have you here.
Let us take your coats.
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Whoa, it snowing out there?
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No.
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Monica, all this food looks wonderful.
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You should think about doing this
for a living.
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Okay, I have dandruff.
There's no need to laugh and point.
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Dad, Chandler was laughing at your joke.
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My joke wasn't funny.
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Rach, I just remembered.
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I had a dream
about Mr. Geller last night.
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Really?
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Yeah. I dreamt that he saved me
from a burning building...
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...and he was so brave and so strong.
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And it's making me look at him
totally differently.
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You know, I mean, he used to be just
"Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad."
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Now he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk."
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I don't know.
To me, he'll always be "Jack Geller...
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...walks in while you're changing."
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You know, Dad, Chandler is one
of Ross' very best friends.
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Ross sure is a great guy.
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You know, I've always felt that
how a young man turns out...
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...is a reflection on his father.
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I always thought that too.
Tell me, what does your father do?
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He's a headliner of a...
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...gay burlesque show.
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Rach, you're killing us.
Will you serve the dessert already?
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There's drunken dancers a-waiting.
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Look at it. Isn't it beautiful?
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Yeah. What is it?
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It's a trifle.
It's got all these layers.
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First there's a layer of ladyfingers,
then a layer of jam...
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...then custard,
which I made from scratch...
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...then raspberries,
more ladyfingers...
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...then beef sautéed
with peas and onions...
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...then a little bit more custard...
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...then bananas and then
I put whipped cream on top.
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What was the one right before bananas?
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The beef.
Yeah, that was weird to me too.
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But then I thought,
"Well, there's minced meat pie."
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That's an English dessert.
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These people just put
very strange things in their food.
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By the way,
can I borrow rum from your place?
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Yeah, sure.
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And while I'm gone,
don't you boys sneak a taste.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Beef in a dessert?
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No, no, no. There is no way.
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I know. And only one layer of jam?
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What is up with that?
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Oh, my God.
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- The pages are stuck together.
- Chandler.
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Oh, my God. She made
half an English trifle and...
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...half a shepherd's pie.
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Man, now she's gonna start all over.
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We're never gonna get to introduce
the hot girls to the New World.
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No, no, we will.
We just won't tell her she messed up.
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Just let her serve
the beef-custard thing?
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Yeah. It'll be like
a funny Thanksgiving story.
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Vomiting stories are funny, I guess.
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Joey. God, your apartment
is like a hundred degrees.
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Did it make you want
to walk around in your underwear?
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No.
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Still not hot enough.
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Rachel. Okay, look at him.
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Look at those strong hands.
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Oh, what I wouldn't give
to be that can of condensed milk.
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Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying
how beautiful your sweater is.
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Oh, thank you, Chandler. I just bought it.
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Oh. Yes, well, it's very beautiful
and it's cream-colored and tight and...
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I don't mean tight. It's not too tight.
Not that I was looking at...
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What's the matter with him?
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I think he's stoned again.
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- What?
- What?
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Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
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Okay, I think I might know
why my parents don't like you.
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- You do? Why?
- Okay, remember we were young. Heh.
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Spring break, sophomore year,
I got high in my bedroom...
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...and my parents walked in
and smelled it...
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...so I told them that you had gotten stoned
and jumped out the window.
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What? Why did you do that?
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I don't know. Uh, yours was the first
name that popped into my head.
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I'm sorry. I didn't think it'd matter.
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How could it not matter?
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How was I to know
we'd be friends after college...
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...let alone
you'd be living with my sister?
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What about all that
"friends forever" stuff?
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I don't know. I was all high.
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Mom and Dad just sent me to find out
if you were trying to get Ross stoned.
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Your parents caught Ross smoking pot
in college, and he blamed it on me.
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Ross, I can't believe you'd do that.
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We haven't told them we're together
because they hate me, okay? So fix this.
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Okay, okay, I'll tell them
it wasn't Chandler who got high.
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Now, who should I say it was?
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You. It's not like it's a big deal.
You don't still do it or anything.
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All right. Now, who should I say
tricked me into doing it?
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Dad.
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Dad, please don't pick
your teeth out here.
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- And if you're gonna put your feet up...
- Monica, leave him alone.
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Will you hurry up?
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Did you not hear me when I told you
that all of Janine's friends are dancers?
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Huh? And that they're gonna
be drinking a lot?
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No, I did. But tell me again
because it's so romantic.
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You're whipping so slow.
Can't you do it any faster?
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Joey, come on,
I don't want to make any mistakes.
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This is the only dessert. If I screw it up,
everybody's gonna be like:
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"Oh, remember that Thanksgiving
when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"
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So just let me worry about making it,
and you just worry about eating it.
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Oh, I am.
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- Ross, if you don't tell them, then I will.
- Okay. Fine.
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- Ross, can I talk to you for a second?
- Oh, uh...
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Can it wait a second, Joey?
I have to tell my parents something.
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No, it can't? Okay.
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Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel
she messed up her dessert.
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What? What is with everybody?
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It's Thanksgiving, not...
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...Truth Day.
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Look, when everyone eats
that banana-meat thing...
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...they'll all make fun of her.
Do you want that?
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Okay. We'll just get everyone
to act like they like it.
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That way, no one makes fun of her...
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...and we still get to go
to sweet potato pie.
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Dude, they're not objects.
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Oh.
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Just kidding. I'll talk to them.
You distract her.
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Hey, Rach, can I talk to you
outside for a sec?
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Okay.
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What's up, Ross?
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So, um...
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Thanksgiving.
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The holiday season is upon us, hmm?
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Yeah.
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And, um...
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...you look nice today.
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- Oh, no. No, Ross, don't do this.
- What?
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I just don't think us getting back together
is a good idea.
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Huh?
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I thought this might happen today.
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Ross, I know the holidays can be rough...
240
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...and it's probably really hard
for you to be alone right now.
241
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,816
You're alone.
242
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,027
No, I live with Phoebe.
243
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,197
I mean, you're alone-alone.
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And it's just not the time for us.
I'm sorry.
245
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,706
Oh, well.
Can't blame a guy for trying.
246
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,921
And, uh, if anyone needs help
pretending to like it...
247
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:46,175
...I learned some things in acting class.
Try, uh, rubbing your stomach.
248
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,346
Or, uh, saying "Mm."
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And, uh, oh, smiling.
250
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Okay?
251
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Yeah, I'm not gonna pay
for those acting classes anymore.
252
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,067
Rachel, there you are.
Let's serve that dessert already.
253
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:07,447
Joey, you have to stop rushing me.
You know what? You don't get any dessert.
254
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,740
Really?
255
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,286
No, just kidding.
I would never do that to you.
256
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,331
Okay, everybody, it's trifle time.
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So, now, Rach, this is a traditional
English trifle, isn't it?
258
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,711
- It sure is.
- Wow.
259
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,047
So did you make it
with beef or eggplant?
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00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,926
- Beef.
- I can't have any. I don't eat meat. Oh.
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Aw.
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Monica, I want you
to have the first taste.
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00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,476
Really?
264
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,648
Wait, you only got whipped cream.
265
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,067
You gotta take a bite
with all the layers.
266
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,904
Okay.
267
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,697
You dropped a pea.
268
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,625
Well?
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Mm.
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00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,761
It's good.
271
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Really? How good?
272
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,099
It's so good that I feel really selfish...
273
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,559
...about being the only one
who's eating it.
274
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,313
I think we should have everyone
taste how good it is.
275
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Especially Ross.
276
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:28,987
Mm-hm.
277
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,197
Mm.
278
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,076
Yeah. This is so good that I'm gonna
go enjoy it on the balcony.
279
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:41,207
So that I can enjoy the view
whilst I enjoy my dessert.
280
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,460
I've gotta call my friend...
281
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,338
...and tell her how good
this is from Monica's room.
282
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,840
I'll help you dial.
283
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,428
I'm gonna go into the bathroom...
284
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,639
...so I can look at it
in the mirror as I eat it.
285
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,561
Okay, what was that all about?
Does it not taste good?
286
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,022
- Let me try it.
- No, no.
287
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,695
All gone.
288
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,449
So good.
289
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,785
Maybe Chandler has some left.
290
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,582
It tastes like feet.
291
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,335
I like it.
292
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:30,965
Are you kidding?
293
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,760
What's not to like? Custard, good.
294
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,180
Jam, good. Meat, good.
295
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:43,019
So a bird just grabbed it...
296
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,441
...and then tried
to fly away with it...
297
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,277
...and then just dropped it
on the street?
298
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,990
Yes, but, if it's any consolation,
before the bird dropped it...
299
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,284
...he seemed to enjoy it.
300
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,037
Rachel, come here.
301
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,914
Okay.
302
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,667
I was just taking my Thanksgiving nap
and I had another dream about Jack.
303
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,921
- Phoebe, do I want to hear this?
- I don't know, let's see.
304
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,299
Okay, I dreamt we were getting married...
305
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,551
...and he left because
he had to go fight a fire.
306
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:20,139
And, um, so, okay, I went to a nightclub
and I saw him making out with a girl.
307
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,226
Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you.
308
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,561
Yeah. But then Jacques Cousteau came...
309
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,106
...and he kicked his ass
for betraying me.
310
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,982
It was so cool.
311
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,528
Then he took me diving
and introduced me to his pet sea horse...
312
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,157
...who was coming on to me.
And, please, that is not gonna happen.
313
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,080
Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.
314
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,544
Five minutes ago, a line like that
would have floored me.
315
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,756
But now, nothing. Well, not nothing.
I am still a woman.
316
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,095
Ross? Let's go.
317
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,848
Oh, yeah.
About telling Mom and Dad...
318
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,892
...I was thinking about
maybe writing a letter.
319
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,311
You know what?
That's it. You've had your chance.
320
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,775
Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college.
321
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,610
- What?
- What?
322
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,280
You are such a tattletale.
323
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,493
Mom, Dad, heh...
324
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,621
...you remember that time
you walked in my room...
325
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,707
...and smelled marijuana?
326
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,458
- Yes.
- Yes.
327
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,214
I told you it was Chandler...
328
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,801
...who was smoking the pot but...
329
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,139
...it was me. I'm sorry.
330
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,682
It was you?
331
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,560
And, Dad, you know that mailman
that you got fired?
332
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,480
He didn't steal your Playboys.
Ross did.
333
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,239
Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break
the porch swing. Monica did.
334
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,536
Ross hasn't worked
at the museum for a year.
335
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,874
Monica and Chandler
are living together!
336
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,881
Ross married Rachel in Vegas.
And got divorced. Again!
337
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,718
I love Jacques Cousteau.
338
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,558
I wasn't supposed
to put beef in the trifle.
339
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,478
I want to go!
340
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,610
That's a lot of information
to get in 30 seconds.
341
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:42,031
All right. Joey, if you want
to leave, just leave.
342
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:48,037
Rachel, no, you weren't supposed
to put beef in the trifle.
343
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,248
It did not taste good.
344
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,919
Phoebe, I'm sorry...
345
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,422
...but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.
346
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,843
Monica, why you felt
you had to hide the fact...
347
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,930
...that you're in an important
relationship is beyond me.
348
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:09,058
And we kind of figured
about the porch swing.
349
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,144
Ross.
350
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,479
Drugs?
351
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,690
Divorced again?
352
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,693
What happened, son?
353
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,864
I... I, uh...
I got tricked into all those things.
354
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:30,121
Chandler, you've been
Ross' best friend all these years...
355
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,165
...stuck by him
during the drug problems...
356
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,296
...and now you've taken on
Monica as well.
357
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,757
Well, I don't know what to say.
358
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,884
You're a wonderful human being.
359
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,472
- Thank you.
- No.
360
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,516
Thank you.
361
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:56,814
Monica and Ross, I don't know
what I'm gonna do about the two of you.
362
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,734
I'll talk to them.
363
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,325
You guys, it was bananas...
364
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,910
...cream and beef.
365
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,623
I just cannot believe that you ate that
so that I wouldn't feel bad.
366
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,085
Well, actually, I didn't eat mine.
It's still in the bathroom.
367
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,295
No it isn't, I ate that.
368
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,133
And we left ours in Monica's bedroom.
369
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,635
Nope, got it and got yours too.
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