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(suspenseful music)

What are you doing?

Checking you out for a wire.

I can assure you, I am not a narcotics officer.

I'm here to answer your ad.

I dunno.

Why didn't you say so?

Large bong for sale.

Recently deceased owner claims it was possessed.

There's one thing this pot is lacking.

It's a giggle fucking bong maybe.

Here you are.

It's the item you've been waiting for.

This is the best investment I've made in my life.

Does my bong look different?

It's the bong man, it's evil.

I say let's fire this thing up.

What the fuck are you doing here, old man?

I'll teach you some respect, you insolent little

cocksucker.

Amy, can I get a hand dear?

[Voiceover] Hocus, Pocus.

[Voiceover] Here you are.

[Voiceover] How do we stop it?

[Bearded man] I don't think he can't be stopped.

The guy that sold it to me said it had some brutal curse on

it or something.

I thought he was just trying to make a sale,

but it killed all my friends man, and it almost got me.

Well, got all my brain cells.

(suspenseful music)

(chainsaw)

[Voiceover] Motherfucker, you going down.

(crazy laughter)

Put this in your pipe, evil bitch.

(time bomb sound)

(loud screaming)

(reggae music)

♫ No no no no no

♫ No no no oh oh

♫ In the morning, in the night when I don't feel so right

♫ Up through the misty haze the green will rise and up my

♫ taste cloudy smoke to clear my mind, just a puff to help

♫ unwind everywhere I go I take it, oh it's like I can't

♫ escape it

♫ Only thing I need

♫ Only thing I need

♫ Mean green wicked weed

♫ Help me from the devil seed fiending for it every day

♫ Know I want that Mary Jane

♫ Mean green wicked weed

♫ You got a hold of me fiending for it every day

♫ Know I want that Mary Jane

♫ Life's a fire, spark the dream make it a part of me

♫ Think of all the light of green just growing from those

♫ Little seeds I need my smoke today

♫ Worked too hard get home late I just need a break

♫ Oh one more toke that I can take

♫ Only thing I need only thing I need what's that

♫ Mean green wicked weed

♫ Help me from the devil seed fiending for it every day

♫ Know I want that Mary Jane

♫ Mean green wicked weed

♫ You got a hold of me fiending for it every day

♫ Know I want that Mary Jane

♫ Mean green wicked weed

♫ Help me from the devil seed fiending for it every day

♫ Know I want that Mary Jane

♫ Mean green wicked weed help me from the devil seed

♫ Fiending for it every day

♫ Know I want that Mary Jane

♫ Mean green wicked weed you got a hold of me

♫ Fiending for it every day know I want that Mary Jane

♫ Sit back reminiscing

♫ First time I heard you laugh

♫ First day I clasp my fingers reminiscing

♫ First time I go to class my fingers snap

(loud knocking)

♫ Face man know where you are original self

♫ First time I get knowledge of self

♫ Is the day I really started taking care of my health

Yeah.

[Allister] Larnell, it's Allister.

You called me Driver.

Allister, I almost didn't recognize you.

Been kinda out of it bro.

More so than usual?

Hang on a sec, checking out for popo.

Come on in, quick.

So, Larnell, it's been a while.

You look well.

Be straight with me, bro.

Our friendship's gotta be on that level of honesty or it's

nothing at all.

Bro's gotta be straight with each other.

Give me some knocks.

Booya.

Well in all candor, you seem a little haggard...

Haggard?

You don't even know the half of it.

I haven't slept in days.

Have your studies been keeping you up?

Studies, no man I dropped out, actually I was kicked out...

What?

I'm actually on the run, I set fire to the

administration's building...

You what?

Yeah man, that place was a corrupt institution, they all

are, colleges and universities, schools of higher learning,

total donkey dick bro.

They're all in league with the government trying to control

our minds and make us all think alike.

Check this out.

I got all the research on it right here.

I'm thinking of writing a book on it, be a fucking

bestseller too, just like the Picasso Code.

Anyways, I had to get out of there man, and you should do

the same.

You don't wanna be brainwashed into thinking like all the

other sheep out there.

Save the brain, you know.

I think my brain is fine.

It's my nose that's in distress.

Larnell, it smells like somebody died in here.

Oh, I should have warned you about that.

I dropped an A-bomb in the can earlier, anchovy pizza's not

sitting too good with me.

Gross.

Sorry.

You want some?

How can you smoke that, I mean after everything that

happened?

Dude, it wasn't the weed, it was the bong.

That evil fucking bong, Al.

Right.

Larnell, why exactly did you want to see me?

Over the phone, you mentioned something about Bachman.

Are you two still brewing together?

Yeah, he's at work right now.

He's got a job?

Good that he's taking responsibility.

Slave to the machine, a fucking corporate chill.

Never thought I'd see the day.

Is that what you wanted to talk to me about?

Bachman, conforming to the status quo?

No man, it's worse than that.

I think he's got something wrong with him.

Is he not feeling well?

I don't know, it's weird, one minute he just...

What are you doing home already?

I thought you weren't off until five.

Well that was the plan, dude.

But today I got fired.

What, why?

I don't know, that's the mystery.

One minute I'm working the fryer, next thing I know,

I'm unemployed again.

What happened to the uniform?

Some kid blew chunks on me today.

It was the double avocado burger with cheese and fried eggs

very unfortunate.

Thank you.

Gnarly, is that why you got the can?

I told you, I don't know man.

Total mystery.

Al, my favorite geek dude.

Hi Bachman.

Come here, come on.

Man hug come on.

Come on, guy.

How are you?

(shrieking loudly)

You look good.

Good to see you too, Bachman, but a simple handshake would

have sufficed.

So what's up, you still doing the college thing?

Certainly am, going after my second major.

That sounds terrible.

What happened to the first one, did you lose it or

something?

(sneering loudly)

Lose it, now I get it.

Get what?

Nothing.

Look Bachman, Larnell called me over here and he said,

"maybe you weren't feeling too well."

Ring a bell?

Nah, nah.

I feel splendid, actually.

Listen Bach, he's talking about that problem you've been

having...

What problem?

Dude, the one that's been fucking you up for the past

week.

I'm not recalling.

Is it amnesia, is that the problem?

That's only part of it.

Homies, look only problem I'm having is getting canned

from Sloppy Burger today, and to be honest with you, it's

not really that big of a problem.

Shit, my god what's wrong with him?

Sometimes I can catch him before he hits ground Al.

(suspenseful music)

He seems fast asleep, is this what you were telling me

about?

Totally man, the Bach just keems crashing for no reason.

Like one minute, he's having some chow or getting freaky at

a club, next he just drops out, totally out of it.

He told me it happened once, when he was in the middle of

banging some fat chick, with a super-hairy cooter.

Eloquent as usual, Larnell.

Dude I'm just upset, Bach keeps crashing for no reason.

Probably why he got fired from Sloppy Burger today.

Started snoring when he was grilling burgers and fell asleep

or something, doesn't remember anything when he wakes up

neither.

I always gotta fill him in on what's being going on.

Well it sounds like he's narcoleptic.

Narcs?

Dude, we don't mention narco in this house.

Larnell, narcolepsy is a medical condition characterized

by a sudden uncontrollable desire for sleep.

He needs to be taken to a doctor.

Forget that, no doctors...

Why not?

Bunch of quacks, all of 'em.

They're all in league with the pharmaceutical companies,

pushing pills on us we don't need and keeping weed off the

shelves, dicks.

But Bachman needs help.

That's why I called you...

No, I mean professional help.

Man, doctors, hospitals, they wouldn't be able to do

anything.

Yeah, I can?

I mean I'm qualified...

Just zip it for a second, okay Bachman's not the only one.

Have you been narcoleptic too?

No man, not me, it's something else.

We'll talk about me later.

You've seen Bret lately?

I heard he was playing baseball, somewhere down South

wasn't it, a minor league team?

Not anymore man, just wait until you see him.

Why?

What's going on?

(thrilling music)

Just get my back now.

Just get the door.

Could be five o.

Who is it?

[Bret] Who the fuck you think it is cocknocker.

You're the dipshit that called me.

Hey, hey, hey.

What's up B, sorry man you're bigger than last time I saw

you, ginormous.

Oh yeah, whatever, but Lou Ann's parking the car.

She had to drive me here, my gut won't fit underneath the

steering wheel.

Bummer, come on.

Bunny.

It's okay.

I know, you don't have to say anything, I'm hideous.

It's not that Bret, just didn't expect it is all.

Okay, okay, I know he's a fat ass,

just go ahead and say it.

Hey Lou-Ann, you sure know how to make a guy feel good.

A ray of sunshine as always.

I seriously cannot be seen in public with him.

No when he's with that.

Seriously, what will people think of me?

I don't know, maybe they'll think you're his caring

girlfriend, who loved him no matter what he looked like.

Dude, are you fucking kidding me?

He is like a fat-assed flabby whale, okay?

He should have Greenpeace boats circling around him.

Thanks a lot, appreciate that.

Dude, what reeks in here?

You don't wanna know.

Oh my god, Larnell, you are such a slob.

Hey Lou-Ann, shut up, let's talk to the fellows.

Don't you tell me to shut up or you can just roll your fat

ass home.

Who tricked me to getting preg, vamoose.

Sorry about that guys.

Thanks for coming over Al.

Bach told me he's been a player.

Oh my gosh, Bret, what happened?

I mean it hasn't been that long since I've seen you.

Certainly not long enough for that.

I don't know what it is man.

I can't stop eating.

Oh, don't.

Oh shit, is that Bachman?

Yeah, don't mind him, catch you up to speed later man.

You guys thinking about eating this?

Yeah, in the kitchen.

Would you watch it, you got my nail.

Oh my god, pizza.

How old is this?

I don't know, a few days.

Look at those anchovies.

Go for it.

What's the green stuff?

Probably mold man, it's been sitting a while.

I can work with that.

Why don't you just go and eat some garbage while you're

at it?

I don't understand Bret, you used to be the picture of

health, you were an athlete.

No shit, now I'm so fat I can't even see my own dick.

(shrieks loudly)

Monkey.

Bachman bro, yeah.

What's up dude?

What's up bro?

Do I know you?

Dude it's me, Bret.

Holy shit, jumbo the hut.

Look at your man-boobs.

You started to fondle my shirt, you hock-knock.

Oh how did that happen?

Remember, Bachman you were at work and the kid with the

avocado burger.

Oh yeah, some kid blew chunks at me today at work.

I was singing a sloppy burger song, sloppy sloopy burger

they make it full of slop, sloppy sloppy burger.

Shit.

Dude what the hell happened to that idiot?

Dude bounced off my gut.

Thanks for being there to break his fall, man.

Now what's his problem bro, he been used to get crack,

he got baked but not like this.

Wait a minute, Bachman has narcolepsy, he's always sleepy.

Bret can't stop eating, he's always hungry.

I've got the constant munchies dude.

Exaggerated side effects of smoking pot.

How long has Bachman been exhibiting these symptoms?

I don't know couple of weeks, something like that.

And how about you, Bret?

How long have you been eating like that?

About the same, maybe a little bit less.

You put on all that weight in less than two weeks?

Shit's not cool.

Bachman and Bret, they were two of the first to be

affected by the bong, along with Larnell, who doesn't seem

to be...

Get off me, get off me, you fucking freak.

Dude what the hell's your fucking problem?

Lou-Ann, I didn't mean to.

Sometimes I can't control my sexual urges.

Urges?

Dude you were fucking dry-humping her like a little German

Shepherd Chihuahua combo.

I didn't mean it, you know Lou-Ann's not my type.

My type, what, are you a homo-alien?

Now what exactly is going on, Larnell?

Dude it's what I was trying to tell you.

My sexual urges make me pounce like a fucking cougar.

Lowered inhibitions is another side effect.

How long has it been going on?

Couple weeks, but I think it's getting worse.

Oh that's so gross.

Wait, don't you see, the three of you were the first to

smoke from the bong.

Somehow you're having delayed side effects,

exaggerated side effects.

Well how do we stop it?

It's a good question.

You smoked from the bong too, Al?

Yeah, not until later.

I mean my side effects won't present themselves until later.

Dude hello, I smoked from the bong at the same time as the

fatso over there did.

Hey fat.

She's right, this affliction seems to be somewhat

selective in its victims.

It's the bong, bro.

She's the one doing this fucking shit to us, we gotta stop

it.

Little self-control, Larnell, please.

Fuck you dude, I'm gonna cum.

Do you want me to fucking cum?

I'm gonna cum.

Something's fucking with my head, bro.

Me too, man.

This shit's gonna get worse if we don't stop it.

Yeah, before the rest of us are affected.

That's why I called you, dude.

You're the smartest guy I know.

But I can't do anything without more information.

We need to find somebody who can tell us more about the bong

and it's history.

Like who, Jimbo's dead.

What about the shipping service?

The one who delivered the bong to you?

I don't suppose you still have the receipt?

There's a method to this madness.

I know everything is in this place, I'm like a fucking

packrat.

Dude I seriously worry about the rat parts.

Check this out, there.

I'll have to make some calls...

Whatever you need to do, man.

This may take a while, I guess if I put in some efforts...

Sorry, I can't come to the party tonight.

I have to take Shamoo back to Sea World.

Fuck you, you wanna go to a party?

Go to a party, I don't need your fucking sympathy.

Fine, why don't you just go have your little idiots give

you a ride home?

Vamoose, have a good time sticking your finger down a

throat garden salad.

Reassurance, how's my hair?

How's my nails?

Let's get down to business.

(upbeat music)

Yes, thank you.

♫ It's good for cheek and good for chong

♫ Motherfucker

That was the delivery service, they had to match up the

receipt number...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, cut to it straight Al, you find the guy

or not?

Yes, it turns out he's on a delivery not too far from

here.

I had to pretend we had a package for pickup just to get

them to send him over.

Devious man, I'm proud of you.

I have to admit, duplicity gave me somewhat of a charge.

I hate that vegetarian shit.

Man, I'm starving, you guys got anything to eat in this

dump?

Hey, when do you get here?

Don't you remember?

Dude, this stuff's getting worse.

Me too, man, I've never been so starving.

Yo, fatboy, what's up man, you are huge.

I know, we talked about this already.

Ah, queer.

I didn't see your ass from space.

(loud knocking)

Oh, that must be the delivery guy.

Let me see.

Are you sure?

Who else would it be?

Hey bro you never know.

The Feds might be sending guys after me cuz of that book

I'm gonna write.

They don't want me to expose their secrets.

Oh for the love of twinkies, open up the door.

I'll make sure.

You guys got a pickup?

Well actually you see I do.

Hang on Al.

Who sent you?

Who didn't send me?

Who didn't send you, what do you mean?

No not what who?

That's what I'm asking.

I know you're asking what, you wanna know who sent me?

If who sent you, dude what are you talking about?

I'm not talking about what, you're the one that keeps

bringing it up.

When?

Yes.

Yes what?

No, yes when that's who sent me.

What?

No when?

Would you two cockknockers shut the fuck up?

It's like a comedian routine, those old guys.

Yeah, Abbott and Costello.

Who?

Nothing.

Listen, Mr. Delivery Man, Mr...

Call me Rabbit.

Okay, very well then, Mr. Rabbit...

No just rabbit.

Okay.

Look, sometime ago you delivered a package to us.

Although we were living in a different apartment near the

university at that time...

If you say so.

Look inside the package was something very unique.

Dude in the box was a bong, an evil bong.

I remember that bong.

You do?

Yeah, I had to wait for the lady to pack it up before I

delivered it to you guys.

She told me stories about it.

What stories?

I might remember a little better if you were to share some

of that herbal essence.

Herbal...

He's talking about the ganja, bro.

Give me the light bro, hit this.

Right.

She was divorcing her husband.

That would be Jimbo.

Yeah, that was his name.

She said he bought that bong in South America when he was in

the Peace Corps in the 60s.

When he brought it back, it killed half his friends before

he locked it away in the attic.

Fuck.

She told me stories man, seared into my brain...

And you delivered it to us without telling us about it

first?

I was just happy to get that son-of-a-bitch off my truck.

Okay, listen Rabbit, I don't suppose you recall the lady

mentioning where Jimbo got the bong, I mean where in

South America?

I remember.

I remember.

These bugs are bigger than rats.

Do these dingleberries know where we are?

Maybe we took a wrong turn in the river.

Dude, we took a wrong turn in Pomona.

This was the dumbest idea.

No it wasn't.

Look in order to cure your afflictions, we need to

research the bong's origins, we need to find where Jimbo

bought the bong.

In order to do that, we need to find where he was serving in

the Peace Corps in the 60s.

It's around here somewhere, and you remembered right...

I remembered right.

Hey, why did we bring the delivery dude for again?

Hey, I got a $200 a week job I have to get up at 5am

for, what am I missing out on, plus trip to Amazon on

somebody else's dime sounded like a good idea.

Yeah, on my dime.

On my credit card, to be exact.

By the way, thanks for that Al.

I'm gonna get you back.

Thanks buddy.

Yeah, I'm sure you will.

You've seen plenty of monkey's since we've been out here B

so what?

No dude, monkey like in bad shit.

Dude there's more of them.

(loud screaming)

Wait.

It's a hut.

Let's bounce guys with all these skulls, cannibals are

living here.

They like to snack on stupid white dudes.

The chance of any cannibals living in this region is

remote at best.

At least, I hope it's remote.

They'll tie us up and roast us alive.

Then they'll cut up the top of our skulls and scoop our

brains out while we're still cooking.

That's a delicacy that they do.

Great, I could go for some of that.

Dude, you're ill.

Look, I guarantee those skulls are a warning to scare

cannibals away, not an indication that any cannibals

actually live here.

If you're so sure, why don't you go knock?

Yeah.

Any of you guys coming with me?

Hell no.

I don't wanna get eaten bro.

Just look at it this way, Al.

Some of those cannibals might be getting smarter by eating

your brains.

You'd be doing them a favor.

It's a good life, bro.

It's a good life.

Better you than me.

Thanks a lot, guys.

(loud screaming)

Cannibal chick.

Who are you guys and what do you want?

My name is Allister, and we're from California.

We seem to be a bit lost, Ms...

Velicity.

Velicity.

Could you maybe...

Sorry about that.

We have to be careful around here.

Who's we?

My father and I.

Well my dad passed away a few months ago.

His partner and I are continuing his scientific research.

The skulls are meant to scare away the locals.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, but we could

certainly use some guidance...

Oh wait, and eat,

if you have anything.

I suppose it's alright if you come in for a while.

My partner's out gathering samples, he won't be back until

later.

Bach.

Bach.

Is he okay?

It's a long story.

Oh man, this shit is good.

What is this?

Grub stew, took me a long time to cook get the taste.

Tummers.

What you guys told me is fascinating.

Well, it's kinda hard for us to see it that way when we're

living it.

So he can't stop eating.

This one's a narcoleptic.

And you...

Knock it off, perv.

Sorry dude, my toad's on fire.

Listen Velicity, you mind if I call you V?

Not at all.

Sorry about that V, I can't help myself.

So I gathered, a lowering of sexual inhibition.

Fascinating.

And you guys think thid has something to do with this

strange bong you told me about?

Yes we do.

An evil bong, that's what it was, fucking evil.

Is it just me, or do you smell weed?

I was going to mention that, but my nose isn't quite as

attuned to the fragrance as all of yours...

Why don't you tell me about this evil bong?

You think it came from this area?

Perhaps.

This would have been 40 years ago.

I understand the chances of us finding any traces of its

origin are slim, but seems our only recourse.

I maybe able to tell you more about it if I could see it.

You said it was destroyed?

Fucking eh.

Any pictures of it?

Not that I'm aware of.

Larnell?

Might be able to do one better.

Look at this.

See.

Incredible.

Larnell, you didn't tell me there was any of it left.

Why did you bring 'em, in custom we had enough problems as

it is.

Thought they might come in handy.

This is truly remarkable.

What do you make of it?

I've never seen anything like it.

Not personally, I've read about it in obscure science

journals but I never thought there was any truth to it.

Any truth to what?

If I'm right, this appears to be the workmanship of an

ancient tribe rumored to have lived in this vicinity eons

ago and no one's ever laid eyes on them, so that's why the

veracity of this story is in question but I've often heard

them whispered about in the marketplace, you know villagers

tell their kids stories around the campfire at night.

Stories about who?

Yes, who is this mysterious tribe?

The Poontang tribe.

(laugh loudly)

Poontang.

Good one, yes, let's go there.

I realize this may sound ridiculous, but I didn't make it

up, the name's been around for generations.

Maybe somebody's putting you on, like the villagers

putting one over on the white American girl, you know what I

mean?

Unbelievable.

You guys wanna stick around and listen to this horse dukey?

The Poontang tribe is not a joke.

Okay whatever.

We believe in the Poontang.

This, cannibal chick.

When did I chip my tooth?

Here Bachman, have some water.

(laughing loudly)

Okay.

What's so funny?

Is this stuffy.

Dude, you're falling off the water.

(laughs loudly)

Maybe it's just the Poontang.

We gotta stop this shit.

I need to cure quick.

I think I just might be able to help you guys after all.

Just give me a few hours.

(upbeat music)

Hey you don't believe all that talk about Poontang

tribe, do you?

Don't say Poontang.

I'm hoping some exercise will take my mind off this

perpetual boner.

I got a purple vein popping through.

Hey, you alright?

Shooting pain.

Three three.

I wouldn't mind running into some native women right now.

I could use some exercise.

Wow, look at this.

I told you I smell weed.

Look at this, the mother of.

This is some major herbiage.

This is gonna pay for my trip back and then some.

Good bye, delivery service.

We could go to Amsterdam.

Unfucking believable.

Holy shit, grandpa.

I travelled halfway around the world and I still can't

shake you.

You're like a genital wart.

You know this dude?

Yeah, it's my grandpa C.

But dude where's the wheelchair?

You haven't walked since I was a kid.

Yeah, well, things change obviously.

Now what the hell are you doing here you worthless little

douchebag?

Dude, no love, where's the hug?

Don't mess with me, you little cocksucker.

Now answer my question.

You still haven't told me how come you're walking.

That's on a need-to-know, and you certainly don't need to

know.

Now, what the fuck are you doing here?

Well if that's the way you're gonna play it, then that's

on a need-to-know too.

What you need to know sonny boy, is that if your incy

wincy teeny little penis was a warm on a hook, it wouldn't

feed a goddamn guppie.

Hey how about I leave you two to your little love fest

here?

Stop, put it back.

Hey, sorry.

Put it back.

I didn't know it belonged to anybody.

You expect me to believe that load of horseshit?

You're as brain-dead as this micro-dick moron here.

Calm it down, gramps.

Chill out man.

Why don't you try some of your stash and chill?

Gramps, what are you doing with all this weed?

This weed, as you refer to it, is the culmination of years

of intensive and deep study and research.

Study, huh?

Hey, you and I have got the same ideas about learning?

(laughing loudly)

How dare you mock me, you miserable little creep?

How dare I?

Are you for real man?

Wait a minute, research?

So you're working with Velicity.

You know each other?

Velicity.

Larnell, Cyril.

What's going on out here?

This turd is my grandson.

Now where do you know him from, young lady?

Well he and his friends came here looking for help.

Friends?

Don't tell me he's brought those bunch of morons with him.

They're in the hut.

Useless, useless as a disease-infected juxtap, all of them

them.

I told you, we can't have intruders.

This land still belongs to my father, so I have a say who

comes here.

Yeah well, alright, but I want them out of here by

sundown.

He's your grandfather?

Loving, ain't he?

You two need Dr. Phil to the rescue, big time.

(upbeat music)

It's a very special type of marijuana, grows only here

deep in the jungle.

My father's been researching it for years, and I took a

leave from medical school to assist him.

Cyril knew my dad from college, and after dad passed away a

few months ago, Cyril agreed to help us finance it.

I could not have continued the research without him.

Research my ass.

That stuff's packaged to move.

Old Cyril is going into business.

That stuff is worth millions on the street.

I assure you that is not the case.

My research is legitimate.

Then why keep it secret?

What do you mean?

Earlier, when we said we smelt marijuana,

you changed the subject.

Yes, I'm not ready for the world to know.

The value of the drug is high on the black market.

Its potential value as a medicinal tool is infinite.

You mean people smoking it for glaucoma, trying to cope

with pain and stuff.

Much more powerful than that.

How do you think your grandfather is able to walk again?

No shit.

I believe this drug has curative powers that could

vanquish almost any ailment.

Even cancer, I'm convinced of it.

Herpes?

Cure for cancer?

Woah.

You know, I'm kinda ailing right now, I could probably use

some of that weed.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

I felt you three would be the perfect candidates for a

controlled test.

But with Cyril so worked up right now, he won't let us

anywhere near it.

Well, this is your lucky day, sister.

Dude, you sneak.

Monkey.

(loud laughter)

They don't call me the delivery man for nothing, I'm a

professional.

Look the pieces of the bong.

[Voiceover] Oh, I know that smell anyway.

That smells like home, but I haven't been home for years.

Dude, I think I'm tweaking, I'm hearing shit.

No man, we're all hearing it.

[Voiceover] Wait a minute, what happened to me?

I'm all busted up.

Astounding.

Seems that her proximity to the marijuana has brought her

back to life.

Dude, it's super weed.

[Voiceover] This shit is wack.

When I thought I'd fuck me up, I'm gonna fuck them up.

Fucking guess who needs to shut the fuck up.

We need to get her, it away from the marijuana.

Allow me.

[Voiceover] Ah, get your hands off me, or I'll throw down

on your ass.

Hey guys, that thing maybe worth more than the weed.

What are you talking about?

Think about it, we put the talking bong on TV.

Letterman, The Tonight Show, sitcoms.

Awesome.

Yeah, we could get the guy from Friends and him and the bong

move into an apartment, and he's really neat but the bong's

messy.

He's always having to clean up after it, awesome.

Are you nuts, the last thing we want is for that thing to

be alive again?

And trust me, we'd have to kill it, again.

First things first, knockers.

Who got these gamepicks?

Let's medicate.

Are you guys up for it?

Fucking A.

Also I got to lose 300 pounds.

I'm in.

♫ How much we could just smoke in a day

♫ Do joint and joint for you that's the way

♫ How much we could just smoke in a day

♫ All alone

♫ Could you smoke 10 feet and eat once or twice

♫ All alone

♫ Could you burn dozen sticks of blueberry tide

♫ All alone

Bros, this is some pretty strong shit.

♫ Could you blaze ten pounds of green sticky bondage

♫ All alone

Give me some of that.

It's for medicinal purposes Rabbit not recreational.

Well thinking about medicine and I, I've got a little

itchy throat.

Rabbit, we're trying to conduct a controlled experiment.

Do you mind, I wanna show this to Cyril and see what he

makes of it.

I wouldn't if I were you, dude can't be trusted.

I think you are overreacting.

Not at all V, my etches sketch got ganked when I was 6.

I knew it was gramps, but just couldn't prove it, fucker.

I admit he can be a bit of a handful, but he made a

promise to my father to always treat me as an equal partner

not go against my wishes.

Well if you say so, he seems to like you at least.

Hey sorry about all this, you know if we caused you any

problems.

On the contrary, it's nice to have a little excitement

around here for a change.

Thanks Velicity.

Dude, you two would be good together.

Why do you say that?

Cuz you two are brainiacs.

I have to say that her intelligence makes her all the more

alluring, but it's not me she seems attracted to.

It's you.

Get out and dodge.

Seriously.

I might not know much about women, but I have read that it

is the male upon whom the affection is showered who is often

the least aware of the attention.

Dude, I don't think I know what you just said.

It's clear to me, as an outside observer, that Velicity is

attracted to you.

Dumb nuts, she's giving you the total fuck-me-eyes.

What would she want with a skateboard humper like me?

The mysteries of the female are myriad and complex.

Dude, help me get him up.

You're gonna be okay man?

Ah dude you gave me a black eye with your boner.

Sorry bro.

Like V's gonna fall for a guy with constant wood.

Hey man more importantly than that, the super weed's not

working man.

Bach keeps crashing, I'm a whale, and you're a walking

Viagra addict.

You guys have to give it more time.

These symptoms won't vanish instantaneously.

Look, why don't you guys just lie down, get some sleep

like Bachman?

Yeah, what do you say?

I'll take care of that for you.

Stoner.

(birds calling)

That's not enough.

Not nearly enough.

That buyer of yours is gonna have to do a lot better than

that.

I don't want any of your excuses, you little fuck.

This is the score of a lifetime.

I'm not gonna throw it away for peanuts.

God damn it, fool.

[Voiceover] Oh, I smell it again, I know I do.

That's the good stuff.

Who's that?

Cyril.

Oh Velicity, my dear, I thought I heard a strange voice.

[Voiceover] You watch who you're calling strange,

motherfucker.

What's that?

It's nothing.

You lied to me, Cyril.

What do you mean?

About the marijuana?

What about it?

[Voiceover] She's talking about the ganja, the primo

stuff.

My sweet, sweet weed.

What's going on?

I heard you on the phone.

Rabbit was right, you are gonna sell it on the black market.

Listen to me Velicity.

I quit my schooling to come down here.

My father knew his research would improve medicine around

the world, and you promised you understood that.

Don't be so naive girl.

Do you imagine that when the big drug companies find out

about this marijuana, that you're gonna stand any chance

to lay any claim to it?

They'd squeeze you out of the equation as quick as they

could, as if you'd never even existed.

I don't care about that, as long as the drug helps save

lives.

Your poor bleeding heart, well I suppose you're a doctor

so you have to care.

But I'm not a doctor, I'm a capitalist and I don't give

two shits about saving lives.

All I wanna do is to sell this stuff for as much as I can

so I can get myself out of this goddamn stinking armpit of

the world.

[Voiceover] Hey, you better watch your tongue.

This armpit used to be my crib.

What have you got there?

Where did you get this?

Larnell and his friends brought it.

Are those morons still around?

I thought I told you to get rid of them.

Larnell warned me not to trust you.

Don't listen to that brain-dead abortion.

What you need to do is to put him and his rebel on the first

boat of here, preferably one with a slow leak.

They need my help.

This is fantastic, it reminds me of those ancient ruins

that your father showed me once.

It's the work of the Poontang tribe.

[Voiceover] I don't want to hear nothing about those

bitches, they stole my man from me.

What makes it speak?

[Voiceover] Did you just call me an it?

I'm not an it, motherfucker, I'm 100%, Grade A female.

I think it's the marijuana.

[Voiceover] You're damn right, it's the marijuana sugar.

I need me another taste of that.

Go back to the hut, Velicity.

We can talk later.

Don't be surprised if I'm not there when you get back.

But be sure to take those dipshit, thunder heads with you.

You're wonderful, worth your weight in gold, I bet.

[Voiceover] You mean so bad yourself honey?

Now did I hear you right?

You're really gonna sell this stuff on the street huh?

Well, perhaps.

[Voiceover] Well, I know something about the street.

First things first, I'll tell you how to use them with that

sweet weed to put me back together.

Then you and me are gonna rule the world, whiskers.

Whoa whoa yeah.

(upbeat music)

(slow sentimental music)

I told you guys that was packaged to move, it's worth

millions on the street.

Not now, Rabbit.

Can't you see Velicity is upset?

Oh, sorry.

I'm just saying maybe old Cyril was on to something.

Especially, if he cut you in on the action.

It was supposed to be used for medicine.

I was gonna cure cancer.

You don't know if that weed's gonna work on those three,

why don't you wait and see if it cures a blubber belly and

a perpetual boner before you start thinking about wiping out

the big C.

You know Rabbit, I really don't think you're qualified to

judge the medicinal merit...

No wait.

He makes a good point.

Crude but valid.

I mean your friends here are case studies number one, two

and three and as a scientist, it behooves me to wait for

their results before looking into the future.

Hopefully, it won't be much longer,

Well, it behooves me to stretch my legs.

I'll see you guys later.

How long have you known him?

Not long, why?

It's nothing, never mind.

I really hope they'll be alright.

(bellowing laughter)

[Voiceover] Now that's what I'm talking about.

How do you feel?

[Voiceover] How do I look baby, like a million bucks?

You ever seen such a bootylicious brick house in all your

life?

I don't think so.

Amazing.

I'd say that's some super-weed you got.

You again?

What do you want now you creepness fuck-hole?

Hey, I could ask you the same thing, except maybe the

creeping part.

I gotta tell you, I don't think it was a good idea putting

her back together.

Why not?

She's a killer.

[Voiceover] What sweet little old me, a killer?

Now, why you got to go and diss me like that?

She's off more victims than Charlie Madison.

[Voiceover] Say what?

Just watch your back.

You're the one that needs to watch his back.

[Voiceover] Yeah, what he said.

You guys won't hurt me.

Yeah, I grind assholes like you up for breakfast.

Well not this asshole.

You can use me.

You?

Think about it, who's gonna oversee your shipments,

your deliveries?

You, you don't want to get your little rich-boy hands

all dirty, huh.

And she doesn't have any arms.

I suppose you might have a point there.

Now, all we gotta do is negotiate my cut.

[Bret] That smells good, I sure am hungry.

He's hungry, that's not a good sign.

Hey dish me up some of that, would you?

What?

I crinkled myself?

Bret, you're skinny again.

Holy shit, my blubber's gone.

Yeah.

Yo, chunky ass, you lost all your cellulite.

Really?

I know.

Hey Bachman, how do you feel?

What's up bro?

Best I've felt in a while, thank you for asking.

Hey, what's next doctor?

Turn my head and cough.

No, I'm not gonna put the rubber glove on either, as much

as much as I think you might like it.

Shit.

What about you Larnell, how do you feel?

I think I feel okay.

I don't have the sudden urge to hump the table or Bret's

armpit.

That's good.

Come over here guys, why don't I dish you up?

Smell good.

So that's pretty much the ballpark I had in mind, Cyril.

You must be stoned on some of that weed.

I wouldn't pay a floor manager in one of my factories that

kind of money, and I certainly wouldn't pay it to a shit-

licking loser like you.

[Voiceover] Don't let him screw you my man.

Take it or leave it, asshole.

But keep in mind, if you don't take it, when I get back to

civilization, I may drop a dime on your little illegal

operation.

Oh, you're a pus oozing cephalitic prick.

[Voiceover] He's a rascal.

Hey now Rascal, I like that.

I suppose if I'm gonna dip my toe in this line of work,

I'm gonna have to get used to working with sewage scum

like you.

You are a dapper man.

[Voiceover] You bitches best step off.

Who the hell are you calling a bitch?

She's not speaking to us, retard.

Amazing, it must be the Poontang tribe...

I'll say.

You don't understand, they've never been

any proof that they ever existed before.

No one's ever seen them before, not since the stone age.

Looks like she wants the bong.

[Voiceover] You keep her away from me, you hear?

Those bitches stole my man.

Don't let 'em take the weed, whatever you do.

Not so fast, you tribal twat.

Ladies, ladies, okay you don't have to.

[Voiceover] Back off, you skanky jungle hoes.

Thanks for everything, V.

No thank you.

I'm really glad you assembled in here.

It finally gave me a chance to test the medicinal

properties of the drug.

Glad I could be your guinea pig.

Almost hate to be taking off.

Who said you have to go so soon?

Al's got to get back to school, Bret's got baseball and

Bachman's gotta sell drugs to underage kids.

And you?

I'm kinda writing a book.

About what?

It's about the multi-level conspiracy being perpetuated

in the public by-institutes of higher learning, might sound

kinda dumb, don't know if you're into that sort of thing?

On the contrary, I'm very interested.

Really?

Really.

Wish you'd stay and tell me about it.

Don't know if gramps would like that too much.

Who cares really?

Fuck 'em.

God damn fuck holes.

Gramps.

Get him some water.

Right on it.

Gramps, what happened?

It was the Poontang tribe.

Dude's delirious.

They took the bong and the dumb shit...

Rabbit...

couldn't stop them.

Brutal.

They can't have gone far.

Go after them, you can take them down.

Find those bong-nabbing bitches.

[Voiceover] Oh baby, how you been?

You're as beautiful as ever.

[Voiceover] And you're as ugly as ever motherfucker.

I hoped I'd seen the last of you after the way you treated

me.

[Voiceover] Oh baby, don't be that way.

Give me a kiss and let's make up.

[Voiceover] You must be tripping.

I ain't gonna be smooching on you after you've been hanging

around with those skanks.

[Voiceover] Skanks?

You must mean skankalicious.

Look at them, these are my ladies, don't you be talking

bad about them.

Not at all, lady.

[Voiceover] I used to be your lady, motherfucker, till you

got the taste of jungle poon.

[Voiceover] Now let's talk about this baby.

[Voiceover] Talk to the hand, Jarvis.

This is some crazy shit.

You don't have to twist my arm.

[Voiceover] Twist that arm down for him right there.

There, put that in your mouth.

Look at you sucking on it like it's your cousin's tit.

That's right, put it in there.

Feels good, now how does that taste, my brother?

Yeah, blow it out, blow it.

(crazy laughter)

Look at you rolling your eyes in the back of your head like

that, like somebody just fucked you up your ass.

I said it, fucked you up your ass.

Come on, that's good stuff ain't it.

[Voiceover] Up to your old tricks again, I see.

[Voiceover] Well if anybody here would know anything about

old tricks, it would be you.

(loud laughter)

Baby that's the way I roll, boom shacka lacka bitch.

We have to rescue Rabbit.

Yeah, no are you kidding?

That sounds like a terrible idea, it could be dangerous.

I say we get the hell out of here.

I'm gonna miss my shift at Sloppy Burger.

Dude, you got fired last week, remember?

Shit.

We've gotta get Rabbit out of there.

How are we supposed to find a whole jungle tribe?

A tribe with women.

Women with spears, you think it would be the other way

around, Rabbit would come looking for us.

That's not the point, look without Rabbit's help, none

of us would have gotten here in the first place.

You'd still weigh 400 pounds, you'd still be narcoleptic...

Narco...

and you would still be in a state of constant arousal.

Come on guys, we owe this to Rabbit.

He's right.

Yeah, monkey.

I can't impress upon you enough how dangerous the Poontang

tribe is reputed to be.

With a name like Poontang, they're probably a bunch of

pussies.

Could be fun.

(upbeat music)

[Voiceover] Now where the fuck these motherfuckers think

they're going.

Now just shut up, let me handle this shit.

Look.

Oh man, it's the evil fucking bong.

Who put her back together?

Well, it's good to see you two.

Welcome to the jungle mofo.

There's another one of them.

Glad you could take that dick out of your ass so you

could see me.

It's amazing, it appears to have been here for centuries.

[Voiceover] Oh I still got it sugar, let me know if you

ever want a little taste of this.

This one can talk too, just like the other one.

[Voiceover] Don't let him play you girl.

He ain't all he's talked up to be.

[Voiceover] I'm still on your lips.

Where's the delivery dude?

I don't see no jungle babes either.

Remember what happened to us when we smoked out of that

one?

We went into the bong.

No, our spirits went it, it wasn't until you guys were

killws in the bong world that you guys actually died.

What if this one is more powerful?

And can transfer the entire physical being?

Exactly.

You're saying that Rabbit and the jungle babes were in

that thing, alive?

That's bogus.

[Voiceover] Cracker, who the fuck you calling bogus?

I'm afraid our only chance of rescuing Rabbit is to go in

after.

[Bret] What if we get trapped in there?

Think about this bro, if we can get in physically, then

we can get out physically.

A wonderful bit of deductive reasoning, Larnell.

I have my moments.

Wait a second, let's say we go in and get Rabbit, then

what?

[Voiceover] You got to destroy him, fool.

[Voiceover] You need to watch your mouth girl, you hear

me?

You mean destroy this bong, this king bong?

How do we do that?

[Voiceover] Now you say something, I'll bust your ass,

you hear me?

[Voiceover] You got to destroy his symbol of power.

[Voiceover] Now I got to kill you, bitchsy.

Symbol of power.

Why you telling us this, why help us destroy him?

[Voiceover] Because of the way he done me wrong.

I used to be his one and only.

Now, he's got all those young bitches in there, big boobs,

skinny ass bitches.

[Voiceover] Oh, big boobs, skinny.

You mean, you aren't gonna try to stop us?

[Voiceover] Hell no, he deserves whatever he gets.

[Voiceover] Now girlfriend why you got to do me like that?

You love it?

[Voiceover] Hey I ain't your girlfriend anymore

motherfucker, you're going down.

[Voiceover] I'm going down.

Question is, do we believe her?

What choice do we have?

Alright then, let's do this.

Let's burn this motherfucker.

Send Bachman first.

Come on B.

[Voiceover] Yeah, come on B, put it in your mouth.

That's right suck on that, put your hands up like you're in

a Kung-fu movie bitch, cuz you're coming with me.

[Voiceover] Ho, ho, hocus pocus.

[Voiceover] Who gonna be next?

Bring your punk-ass up here.

Come on, suck it just like you did in college with the

basketball team.

Now come on down here show me how it's really done.

This is gonna be good.

(laughs loudly)

You bitches coming to play right now.

Now, it's gonna get fun.

Welcome to mi casa, mi brothers.

Go ahead, take your pick of one of these ladies.

Oh yeah.

Hooker central, dude.

[Voiceover] That's right the first one is on the house.

Take a look at them, you like it.

Who you looking at?

Oh Tokeka, yes that's the one.

You like her, don't you?

That's what I thought.

Go ahead and get yourself some Tokeka bitch go on.

Walk up on it.

Touch her.

Not each other bitches, touch her.

Come on, touch it, make it feel good.

You can say bitch, that's a boob.

That's right, giggle like you're a Mormon in church go on.

You're in temple now, you're in my temple and things are

gonna get very interesting.

Come on now, come on now.

Hold like you're singing a show tune that's right suck it.

Come on, you coming down?

Come on up, gotcha, don't be scared step on.

Stupid ass, look at you.

Rabbit's happy.

Hello.

Release the twins.

Rabbit, you're still alive?

Yeah, what are you doing here, of course I'm still alive.

We've gotta get you out of here.

Are you crazy, look at the babes.

Don't you see, their lubing you up for the slaughter.

The only slaughter that's going on is in my pants.

You know how many times I've been laid?

Look I don't have time to explain.

We've got to destroy that king bong and get out of here.

Why aren't you listening...

Hi.

Step aside ma'am, I'm not a man who's prone to violence and

I'm loathe to strike a woman but in this case, I would not

rule out physical...

Hey now that was uncalled for.

Al, Kinky.

[Voiceover] Here we go, here we go, we're gonna take it

right there, we're gonna take it right there.

Take it right there, Tokeka, watch over him girl.

That's right touch that booby boob let him know how it

feels.

Bring it on down for him.

Lick it here, just jiggle it cuz he don't know what to do

with it, most white folks don't know what to do with it.

(loud laughter)

Look at his eyes rolling in the back of his head,

girls throw it on him, throw it on him.

Oh yeah, come on Tokeka stop this mess.

Surprise little baby boys, look her down.

Dude we're tied up, awesome.

What?

Yo dick, we blew it, we're supposed to come up here with a

can of whoopass on King Bong and now look at us.

We were thinking with our wieners again bro.

Never trust your wiener, damn it.

Hey guys.

Hey delivery dude.

Take it easy babe, I'm not really into the pain thing.

Don't you get it Uncle Fester?

They're gonna kill you man.

That was what Al was trying to say.

But you're not gonna really kill me, are you?

I mean no shit.

[Voiceover] No shit, pink dick.

Come on now.

Papa don't worry, it won't hurt, not much anyway.

[Voiceover] You best get in there, white boy.

I think your homies might be in trouble, double trouble.

Maybe you should stay behind in case something happens.

[Voiceover] Hurry up over here, boy.

I'm going in, baby.

[Voiceover] Now just grab the pipe, come on.

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

And now you're gone.

[Voiceover] Good luck you crazy sucker, you're

gonna need it.

Trippy stuff.

Al, wake up.

I will strike you.

Wait a minute.

Dude, it's me Larnell.

Oh my goodness.

I must have been knocked unconscious.

And it seems they've taken Rabbit.

Where'd they take him?

Unknown, but we better find out before it's too late.

Come on.

What are they gonna do to me?

I can't take, I don't wanna take...

What if they cut my throat?

What if they cut my heart out?

Dude, you have got to calm down.

I can't take the pain.

What are they doing?

What is this?

[Voiceover] Come on now ladies, roll it out.

Oh my goodness, let's put some paper in them, what is it?

[Voiceover] Butcher paper, butcher might not be the right

word to use right now though.

(laughs loudly)

God, they're twisting him up.

[Voiceover] Twist it good, roll it tight like a lot of

spin on it.

Come on, get that in.

Come on y'all.

They turned him into a joint.

Lord, please I need your help here.

If you get me out of this, I swear I'll stop smoking and

drinking and whoring.

Maybe not the whoring part.

[Voiceover] Right now you gotta ask whether you're a

doobie or a don't be.

Look at the bong, man that bong's got bling, remember.

We have to destroy its symbol of power.

The medallion, bro.

[Voiceover] Look at me, looking all good.

I'm about to smoke some shit up in this motherfucker.

Exactly.

[Rabbit] Help.

[Voiceover] Okay girls.

Oh, what happened to the delivery dude?

He's right there, on the floor.

[Voiceover] Come on now girls, show 'em what you're

working with.

Help, I'm a fucking doobie.

He's tiny.

Sshh.

Help, help me.

I'm a fucking doobie.

Help.

[Voiceover] Okay girls, bring him over here.

Help me, I'm a doobie.

[Voiceover] I'm gonna smoke this little bitch alive.

Help me.

[Voiceover] I like the way you roll baby.

Help me.

[Voiceover] That's what I'm talking about right here.

Why you screaming punk ass?

Help me.

[Voiceover] Ain't nobody gonna help you now.

He's gonna light me up.

[Voiceover] I'm gonna light your ass up.

I'm gonna take this in in mouth half of what.

What you doing Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

Help me, I'm a fucking doobie.

Rabbit, are you alright?

I'm not Rabbit, I'm a doobie, help.

[Voiceover] Shut up.

What the hell is going on over here?

Wait a minute what is that.

You better give me my necklace back, don't you touch that

necklace, you know how much money I spent on that shit?

You better leave it boy.

Boy, I'm gonna whoop your mucky ass, you understand me?

Don't you hit me again.

Please, don't hit me.

I'm gonna have to kill you.

No, someone help me he gonna take all my power.

What the freak was that?

I believe we did it.

No shit.

Monkey.

Welcome back.

You think it's gone for good?

[Voiceover] He better be, good riddance to bad rush.

Damn girl, that was something else.

That was one hell of a trip, dude.

Now what?

Guess it's time for us to go home.

I'm with the Professor Ciao.

Lead the way.

I think I'm gonna stick around for a while guys,

I mean if it's okay V?

Yeah.

I could use some help transporting marijuana back to the

States.

Those bigwigs at the pharmaceutical companies won't know

what hit 'em.

Are you sure your grandfather won't try to stop you?

If he does, I'll put him back in a wheelchair.

[Voiceover] Oh nasty.

[Velicity] Bye.

I'm gonna try to catch this before I get back.

See you later.

[Voiceover] Catch you stateside my homies.

Good luck.

Take care Al.

Oh, no I don't think it worked, you're getting excited

again.

That's all you baby, all you.

[Voiceover] That's what I'm talking about, let's go.

Wait, where you guys going?

You leaving me here, by myself?

Wait a minute, don't you walk away from me.

Don't leave me here, it's nasty out here.

Get me out of here.

(upbeat music)

I have to admit that was quite an adventure.

One I care not to repeat.

It was monkey, no question about that.

So are you going to be keeping the apartment until Larnell

returns?

You know I'd really like to I really would.

I'm just happy I got my job back at Sloppy Burger.

I know.

You know what I'm thinking, probably by the time he'll be

back I've got a little responsibility.

Yes, taking the first step is always the most difficult.

I'll get it.

Who are you lady?

Dude, monkey man, loser, it's me.

Dude where's Bret?

He'll be right out.

Hey Bret, Lou-Ann's here.

Hey Lou.

Bret, oh my god.

I could put my arms around you.

Not bad huh.

Oh my god, you are so hot.

You and I are gonna have a little chat first.

Chat?

About the way you treated me when I was a total fatass?

You were not very supportive and you said some pretty nasty

shit.

Dude, I totally don't even know how to deal with that kind

of stuff and I totally didn't mean it at all.

Maybe so, I think you're gonna have to make it up to me.

I'll do anything you want, anything and anything.

Well, I got a few ideas.

(loud knocking)

Knocking must signify the arrival of yet another

character.

Rabbit.

Yes indeed my friends, it's yours truly.

You're a preacher now?

Indeed I am.

After that experience down in the heart of darkness,

it changed me.

I made a vow that if I made it out alive, I would change

my ways.

So no more deliveries?

I'm only delivering souls now brother, only souls.

Don't mind if I take some.

(credits)

[Voiceover] Hey where you going?

This motherfucker ain't over yet.

No, there's a whole another story that need to be told.

What, you're asking who I am?

Bitch did you watch the goddamn movie?

I'm King Bong.

Now, she figured that shit out.

Sit your ass down and listen up.

I'm gonna tell you a little story.

You've got up with a strong hell gnarl bitch, that evil ass

bitch Eve, the evil bong, that's that bitch cunt coote

twat vagina juice having hoy got shit to do with me.

That's alright, just don't tell her I said that.

I ain't scared of that bitch, no.

Cuz I fuck up, she just don't need to know,

cuz I worry about right now is you and me.

Sit your ass down and knock off dresser and listen to what

I've got to say.

Oh that's the sound.

You like that sound don't you?

That's my heart beat.

My heart beat is fast for you, cuz I need a lot of blood to

kick in.

Big ass, dick up.

Listen all that hard beating blood flushing through the

veins.

That's old days.

God damn, look at the size of your mouth.

You're like a god damn toothbrush commercial aren't you,

pull your head all the way, god damn back it off, I'll fuck

the hell out of you.

That's right, where you put your finger?

Don't put your finger there.

Keep it right there.

Now wiggle it, just a little bit.

That's right.

Now know what that boy like.

Just the finger, I want nothing else up his ass.

Your finger, baby your cute little manicured finger.

You know what, that cave man came out I don't need a second,

lick it, taste like candy don't it.

Alright, I'm through with you move over.

Wat's your name?

Oh, I like that,

Lolly, well Lolly I got some that I need to pop bitch,

come on.

Wait a minute, hold on, whatch'ya doing?

Don't go there, go up there.

Put it all the way, yeah.

Bitch you got some talent I like that.

Now pull it out.

Smell like Oklahoma don't it, you know what I'm talking

about?

Look at you I like the way you rub it against your top lip,

yeah that's right come on rub it.

Yeah.

Drives you crazy, don't it?

Wait, who's that over there?

That's your friend.

I like that, that's my heart beating, there's nothing better

than one or two or three or four.

Cuz when you got 12 bitch, you could take 'em all alone, so

get your goddamn friends in here and help me out.

Tokeka, lock the goddamn door, we're about to have a

motherfucking party up in this bitch.

Alright every body, see that over there, that's Tokeka.

That's the tittiest swinging bitch I got, right there.

Everybody take your tops off and swing your titties like

Tokeka.

Bounce them bitches up and down,

I wanna see aeriolas all over the goddamn place, lick them

aeriolas 12 for a motherfucking ass what I got there.

Here you go.

What's that smell?

Ah, that's vagina juice.