All language subtitles for Do you take this man 2016

* Give it to me all
of your devotions *

* So in sympathy let's
throw in some motion *

* I know it isn't long
since I first met you *

* But I'll never find
it better I'll be you *

* I'm already sure
if I wanna be yours *

* So I'm gonna count
down from 10 to zero *

* And by then you should know

* I don't really
want to take it slow *

* So if you love me let's go

* I'm gonna count
down from 10 to zero *

* By then you should know

* I don't really
wanna take it slow *

* So if you love me let's go

* Give it to you
boy of my attention *

* 'Cause you take me
to other dimensions *

* Am I allowed to
give you that feeling *

* You know that I
want to every evening *

* I'm already sure
I wanna be yours *

* So I'm gonna count
down from 10 to zero *

* By then you should know

* I don't really
wanna take it slow *

* So if you love me let's go

* I'm gonna count
down from 10 to zero *

* By then you should know

* I don't really
wanna take it slow *

* So if you love me let's go

* Hold me I don't
need anybody else *

* Just your love your
touch I get myself *

- Mornin' sunshine.

- Coffee.

- Your note made my day.

- I'm glad.

So what do I have to
do to convince you

to come to brunch with us?

- Ah, I'm sorry but I don't
think there's enough time.

- Don't kill yourself
over this, kay?

It's a rehearsal dinner.

It's our friends
and our family and

it's whatever we want it to
be, I mean we could order pizza

and everyone would
be fine with it.

- I know but I want
it to be special.

Memorable.

I mean this entire weekend
could be a complete disaster

but as long as I'm married
to you at the end of it

that's all that matters.

- You're right, I
need to relax more.

- Mmhmm.

- Mmff, I shudder to think.

Hello?

- Hi!

- Hi boys.

Mornin'.

- Wow, don't be ready on
account of us you just

take your time.

- I'm goin', I'm goin',
I'm goin', I'm goin.

- You guys want
coffee or anything?

Oh no thanks.

- I'm good.

So I take it you're
not coming with us?

- Oh no I'm sorry
there's just no time.

- Come on you've gotta come.

We're giving
Christopher his present.

- Yeah.

- Why don't you just
give it to him now?

- It's not that kind of present.

- Okay,

I'm ready.

- Have fun.

- We'll be at Jar if
you wanna meet us.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Oh bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Ready to order.

- Ah yeah.

- Ah no we'll need a
few more minutes thanks.

Sure I'll come back.

- You order the exact
same thing every week.

What's going on?

Okay,
I'll be right back.

- Okay out with it
what's happening?

Tell me.

- Well Bradley and I chipped in

and got you a little something.

- Turn around.

- Surprise.

- Emma.

Oh my God.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- It is so good to see you.

- Oh my God I can't
believe you guys did this.

- Hey Rachel.

Hey.

No that's
why I'm calling

the flights been delayed.

Really?

It
shouldn't be a problem,

I might just need to
come straight to you

and get cleaned up there.

- Oh okay, you want me
to call mom and dad?

No I'll do it,

I've got plenty of
time to kill now.

- Okay well have a safe flight.

Can't wait to see you.

Mm, me too, love you.

- Love you too, bye.

Bye.

- Come on.

Hello Jacob.

Hello yourself.

What's goin' on?

- Oh you know the usual,
making a fancy dinner for 10.

How 'bout you?

So that's
a no to brunch then?

- Oh no I'm sorry
there's just no time.

Yeah but you
still gotta eat right?

- Well yeah but, hold on.

Oh what?

- Come in.

Really?

You're, okay you're
my pal, yes you are.

But do you know how much
food I have in the house?

- Yeah but it's not this food.

Ah it's a surprise.

- Oh wait so you were
literally the girl next door?

- Well not literally I was
actually a few doors down,

not actually next door.

- I mean not that it mattered
we were pretty much together

all the time.

- Oh yeah we were inseparable.

Well until high school anyway.

Yeah I think that
everyone just assumed

that we would get married.

- I know my parents
would've been happier

with that arrangement.

- Oh my God mine too.

They loved Christopher.

- Ah, they're okay, they're
still together miraculously.

- Mine too.

Same way I'm sure.

Status quo and their
sheer force of will

overcoming their
mutual loathing.

- Yeah, exactly.

Do you ever see them?

- Nah, not really.

- Yeah.

- Ah excuse me, hi, yeah I
think we need to get these

ah two sad sacks another
bloody Mary, thanks.

- Thank you for this.

- Well I knew you
wouldn't eat anything

and you'd probably be 10 times
as frazzled because of it.

- You know me so well.

- So Christopher
out with the gang?

- Mmhmm.

They're giving him
their wedding gift.

- Mmhmm.

I'm very curious it

sounded mysterious.

I didn't tell you what
I'm giving him did I?

Mmhmm.

- No.

- Well it's kinda
strange and I don't know,

it means something to me
but I think he'll like it.

- Yes I do.

- Well funny enough I happen
to have it right over here.

Oh.

- It's a pen.

- Well it's a very nice pen.

- Okay, it's not very romantic.

- Well there's more
to it than that.

- Okay, I'm listening.

- So we're on our first date
and um we're walking around,

we pass a stationary store
and this pen is in the window.

And Christopher stops
and he stares at it,

he's kinda mesmerized by it
and he starts to explain to me

what makes fountain
pens so extraordinary.

How meditative they
are to work with,

to write with or draw with.

- Interesting.

Right?

- Well, as he's talking about
it he's getting so animated

so passionate and
I'm watching him and

I think I fell in love with
him right then and there.

- Why have I never
heard this story before?

- I don't know it's, it's kind
of a hard feeling to describe

and it's, well, it's
more than a little

out of character for me.

- So the rest of the
date goes incredibly well

and the next morning I get
up and I go to the store

and I buy the pen.

I don't know, I felt
compelled, I know it's crazy to

spend 300 dollars on a
pen for a guy I just met

but I, I just knew that it
would make a great gift someday

you know like a great landmark
gift for an anniversary

or a birthday or...

I just knew that if
I didn't buy the pen

I would regret it.

- I know right.

Well of course I also realized
that if it all fell apart

in the next two weeks
I could just return it.

- Okay there's, there's
the Daniel I know.

So, there I am I have this pen
and our one year anniversary

comes up and I think okay
that's a perfect time to give

it to him right?

But then I started thinking
well maybe this pen is what

got us there.

- Okay.

- No hear me out.

Maybe because I was looking
forward to this anniversary,

to this landmark event, the
anticipation of giving him

this pen kept me
from fucking it up.

- Wow.

- No but then I started thinking
well if I give it to him

then maybe that's it, maybe
I stop looking forward.

- I have never known
you to be superstitious.

- No it's not...

It's not superstition
it's more like

I'd really started to change
the way I was thinking about

the possible future.

And what's the greatest
possible future

but spending the rest of
my life with Christopher?

And I mean marriage is
supposed to be forever right?

So, now's the time.

- Daniel he's gonna love it.

- I hope so, I don't know
I mean it's four years ago

and it's so specific he
might not even remember.

- He is going to love it.

- I hope so.

- Well I don't know I
mean you're supposed to

give it to him after right?

- I think you should
give it to him right now

I think you should give it
to him as soon as he walks in

that door right away.

Yeah?

- Yeah, I do, I do, no more
waiting, no more foreplay

just give it to him.

- Okay, well, I mean, I don't
even have it wrapped yet.

- You know I'll wrap it.

- Okay tell me about
this Daniel guy?

Is he good enough
for our boy here?

- This Daniel guy is a great guy

and yeah he's good for
our little Christopher.

- He's very reliable,
standup guy, he's stable

unlike us.

- No we like him and he
definitely loves Christopher.

- That's good, then I approve.

- Thank you.

- Of course there's
the age difference.

- Oh here we go.

- Well how big of
an age difference?

- Like nothing, like a
couple of years, no big deal.

- Like 10 years.

- Oh!

10 years is not
nothing, it's something.

- It is not 10 years!

It's more like seven and
in reality day to day

it's not even anything.

I mean I don't feel
it, not really.

- Yeah right.

- Come on if you guys didn't
know you'd have no idea.

- Botox.

- He doesn't botox.

- Oh sure he doesn't.

- He doesn't.

- Hey come on baby I'm
just fucking with you.

- So you're not at all concerned
about being in different

stages of your life?

Guys he's 40 he's not 80.

And no okay?

I'm not concerned
because love is love

and when you know you know.

- It doesn't hurt that
he's obsessed with you.

- He is.

- Oh okay well that
explains everything.

I'm adorable.

- Alright, wrapped and
ready, I went simple.

- Oh thank you, it
looks very nice.

- You're welcome.

- Hey are you still planning
on going stag tomorrow?

- Ah yep.

- 'Cause I've got you
at our table with us

but I could move you over
here with some single folks.

- You know what I am
fine where you have me.

I'm not exactly looking to
hook up at your wedding.

- Mmm.

- No I don't think you've
invited enough people.

- Well we know a lot of people.

What am I gonna do exclude
someone and then have to deal

with that drama?

- I'm just saying
seems a bit excessive.

- Probably is.

But it's a wedding
it's what you do.

- Daniel!

Daniel come here!

Hi Jacob.

- Hi.

- Well it looks like you're
gonna have to set another

place at the table because--

- I hope you're not
talking about tonight.

Christopher, honey,
no we discussed this,

we agreed that tonight
would be for our friends

and my family right?

Look whoever it is can
come tomorrow, that's fine.

- Well you're just gonna
have to make it work

because Emma is family.

- Hi.

- Yeah essentially.

She was my best friend in
the whole world growing up.

She was kinda like
the Joey to my Dawson.

- Oh wow, I had no idea.

- Oh.

- Well Christopher doesn't
tend to talk about his

childhood very much,
at least not to me.

It's very nice to meet you.

- I'm sorry.

Very nice to meet you, Emma.

- Emma.

- And we can absolutely
make tonight work.

- Shit, I didn't even
think about dinner,

we should have let
you in on this sooner.

- Sooner then the
day of you mean?

Yeah that probably
would have been helpful.

- She can have mine.

- Yeah, we could just hit
the hors d'oeuvres hard

or split a dinner or
what ever, it's fine.

- Don't be silly there's
plenty of food to go around,

it's fine.

I look forward to
learning more about

the exploit's of young Dawson.

- Yeah for sure.

- So I'm Jacob, gosh how
did you guys pull this off

without Christopher finding out?

- Well we knew her name and
where Christopher grew up

so we just googled her,
I wish I could say it was

more complicated than
that but it wasn't.

- Summer called me and
she told me who she was

and then she told me that
Christopher was getting married,

then she convinced me that
she wasn't going to steal

my kidney or anything
like that I was in.

And that was like
two, two months ago

and I've just been going
crazy with anticipation since.

- Wow you guys that's
an amazing gift.

- Speaking of amazing gifts.

- No, no, no, no.

- It's Daniels
wedding gift for you.

- Wait are we doing that now

because yours
isn't finished yet.

- It's perfect that
you didn't finish

because we are not
doing this now.

- I mean the cats outta the bag.

- Really no.

Can we.

- Oh boy.

Oh you know what, I
am not telling you.

- It's really good.

- Oh that's nice.

- Nothing just Daniel said he
was to busy to come to brunch

with us but he's obviously
not to busy for you.

- Would you leave him
alone please, I brought him

some muffins because I knew
he wouldn't eat otherwise.

- Oh.

- Honestly why are you
always jumping on him Summer,

what is your problem with him?

- I like Daniel I just
get the feeling sometimes

that it's not mutual.

- Well for starters he never
comes to brunch with us,

in fact he rarely comes
out with us at all.

- First of all he
likes you guys,

I have heard him say
I like those guys.

And he doesn't go out because
he's not like a super social

guy and honesty I don't think
you guys realize just how much

he's got going on right
now, he's planning the whole

wedding, he's making this
giant dinner for everybody.

He's working fifty to
sixty hours a week,

he's totally overwhelmed.

- Then why didn't
he get some help?

- Ah ha because this
is how he wants it.

Now for some screwed up
reason he's not happy

unless he's living on
the edge of disaster.

I mean if it's too easy

he loses interest
it's the way he is.

- You're right.

You're right and you could
be a little bit nicer

and maybe we could
be offering to help.

- I wouldn't mind helping to.

- I am sure he would
appreciate that.

- Yeah, let's help.

- I don't know, okay.

I mean there's just stuff that
I talk about with those guys

that you and I don't tend to
really talk about you know.

It's not like I'm hiding
anything from you,

it just never came up.

- But how I mean we've
talked about that

time of your life a lot.

- I don't know.

I guess, I guess there's
just certain things

I'd rather not talk about.

- Was it really
that rough for you?

- Look I wasn't abducted
by aliens or anything

but yeah it was a
pretty awful time.

- Well I just hope you know
that there's nothing you could

tell me that would change
how I feel about you.

- Especially if it
involves aliens.

- Alright are you
gonna tell me or not?

- No.

- Come on.

I know what it is you know.

- Stop.

- Stop.

- It's a watch.

It's something you can wear.

- Look even if you guess it
exactly right I'm still not

gonna telling you
so stop guessing.

- Yes but that's
all I'm giving you.

- You're mean, really
mean you know that?

- Hey.

- Hi.

You guys okay?

- Yeah we're fine.

But Christopher and I are
gonna do presents later.

So Emma I just wanted to say
that I'm very sorry if there's

anything that I did to make
you feel less then welcome.

- No, no, no, you
didn't, I'm fine really.

- Cause I'm really not
good with surprises

so we're very glad you're here.

- I'm very very glad to be here
and be a part of this really.

- And if you need a place to
crash you're welcome to stay.

- No, it's all taken care of.

- Okay great.

- And I'm really sorry Daniel
we should have told you.

- Well it's fine but thank you.

So I'm gonna go finish
prepping the food.

- Daniel, Daniel, there's a lot
of extra hands here to help,

you know if you want it.

- No I've got it all under
control but thank you.

Why don't you show Emma
around town or something?

- Daniel don't be
ridiculous okay?

This isn't all on
you let us help you.

- All of us wanna help
if that would be helpful.

- You guys are
awesome, thank you.

Well you heard 'em
captain put us to work.

- Okay well in that
case that living room

is sort of a disaster so if
you could help clean that up,

that'd be great.

And then get the table set?

- Ya, cool.

- Following you.

- And Jacob I could actually
use you in the kitchen.

- Okay.

- I'm moral support.

- Awesome.

- So hey what was
going on in there huh?

- I think Daniel's
just feeling left out

because he thinks that
I tell you guys things

that I don't tell him.

- Well you do.

- I guess so.

But I feel bad about dinner,

I mean that was kind of
insensitive of me you know?

I shouldn't have sprung
it on him like that,

he's cooking for everyone.

- You just pass a big chunk
of that guilt over here.

- I think you both need
to relax, he seems fine.

- Maybe sometimes it's hard
to tell with him though.

- Okay you're crazy.

- Could you please
just do this for me?

- No, the pen is a great gift
he's gonna be moved to tears,

trust me.

- No, no, no, no, not now,

I mean what it's
a 300 dollar pen,

I'm sorry no we should like
book something last minute

in Palm Springs I mean I
could take the whole week off.

- You don't need to one
up his friends okay?

You both got him beautiful,
meaningful gifts.

I mean he's a lucky man.

And it doesn't matter anyway,
if he didn't get you a thing

would it change the
way you feel about him,

would it make you
not want to spend

the rest of your life with him?

- Of course not.

- So I, I feel like
I'm say anything right.

I mean they reunited
him with his long,

lost child hood friend
and I get him a pen.

- Yeah because the
fact that it's a pen

is what's important about it?

Daniel you're in a relationship,
not a competition okay?

I mean you're supposed to
be the more mature one,

grow the fuck up already.

- You say the sweetest things.

- I mean why does absolutely
everything need to be said?

Is anything less
then everything, some
sort of deception?

I don't need to know
everything he's ever done

and I know he wasn't really
big into monogamy before we met

and I don't want to hear about
that and I know he hasn't

been upfront about his
relationship with Jacob.

- Yeah, he said that before
we met they tried going out

a few times and they realized
they we're better off

as friends but I can tell
from things that he let slip

there's way more
to it then that.

- Okay well have you
asked him about it?

- No see that's my point.

I don't need to know.

- Okay but maybe he needs to
know and I gotta be honest

with you, I was a little
bit surprised that

he had no idea who I was
and I mean I know you

and I lost touch
but I thought that.

- No, no, no, no, no, no,
that's my whole point.

Look letting our friendship
slip away was one of the lowest

points of my life and quite
frankly I feel really stupid

about it.

I guess I just, I
didn't want to take any

of that adolescent baggage with
me into my new relationship

you know, not that
you're baggage.

- Nice one.

- You know what I mean.

- I do, I do, I know,
and I feel the same way.

If I could redo that whole
period of my life I would.

- Sure.

- Is Bradley bringing
anyone to the wedding?

- I don't think
so, why do you ask?

- Don't make me say it.

- Isn't he a little
young for you?

- Knock, knock, hi
sweet heart look at you.

- Hi.

Long drive, I'll be
right back, hi sweetie.

- Hello.

- Dad, what are
you guys doing here

the party isn't for
another five hours.

- I know, I know,
this is what happens

when you don't let her help.

- I've let her help.

- Not enough I guess, look
I'm really sorry I tried.

- Dad what are you guys gonna
do for the next five hours?

- Oh I'm good, no prob.

- I suggest you let her help.

- Oh everything just
smells delicious in here.

Oh see everybody else is
already here, hi everyone.

Look at this, it
looks wonderful,

oh hi Jacob you're helping.

- Hi my dear.

- What a spread, oh my
goodness, what's that?

Oh is that the seating chart?

- Yeah mom that's the
final seating chart.

- It's so cute, I
love the colors.

- Thank you.

- Where are we sitting, where's.

- Well you're sitting over
here with us, with the family.

- Who else, who's
at the other tables?

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Good.

- Yeah I think so.

- Okay.

Oh hi I'm Steven
I'm Daniel's dad.

- Hi and I'm Emma I'm--

- My best friend
from growing up.

- Oh wow, great hey do you
guys wanna check something out?

- Yeah.

- Sure.

- Come here.

Come on.

Now I have set up my Ipad to
stream to their television

so when I push this
button I can watch all

of my favorite
shows on their tv.

- Wow.

- That's amazing.

- That is neat.

- Yeah.

- Amazing.

- Yeah dad, I'm the one
who set it up remember?

- I just think it's so cool.

I'm completely mobile.

- That's great dad.

- I wanna watch.

- Okay pull up a seat.

- Hey so everything's
pretty much set up,

why don't I get my guys
outta here so that way

you can cook in peace?

And if you need any help you
have your mom and Jacob here.

I'll go to I feel like
I'm just in the way here.

Why don't we take Emma
up to Griffith park

get a good look at
the Hollywood sign?

I think she'd like that hmm?

- That's a great idea.

- Thank you.

- Well it'd be a shame to
see your head explode before

I hear you say I do.

Bye.

Well, there it is.

- Oh.

Ain't it cool right?

- Yeah, I can't
believe you live here.

You seem to have a
really great life here.

I'm really happy for you.

- Thank you.

- I'm also more than
a little bit jealous.

- So move out here.

Yeah.

Why not?

- Oh come on.

Like a million reasons.

It's far away.

It's real expensive.

I have no real
career to speak of.

- Oh my God that's
horrible, right?

I don't even know what you do.

I don't even know
what you majored in.

- Yeah, we have a
lot to catch up on.

And a lot to put behind us too.

- Yeah, we do.

- Oh.

Say can I ask you something?

Yeah.

- I don't know Summer
didn't look to good.

Daniel
and Christopher.

- Yeah, yeah, sure.

Why not?

- I don't know, they just seem
so different don't you think?

- Well yeah, I mean
in someways you know

but not in the ways that
really matter I don't think.

I mean, they're good
for each other you know?

They certainly love each other.

- Well what about
the age difference?

- Eh, I don't think it matters.

It's not a big deal.

Do you?

- I used to, now not so much.

- No.

- Good.

- Yeah good.

- Mkay.

- Come on Summer, up the hill.

- Don't forget who drove.

If I die you're screwed.

- Honey I will take the keys
off your lifeless corpse.

- I'd like to see you try.

- Don't you want
to see the sign?

Did the O fall
over or something?

- No.

- Then I'm good.

- You know your
friends are great.

- Yeah they're awesome.

- And it's nice that they
seem to get along with Daniel.

- Yeah for the most part.

- I'm just kind of bummed
out that I'm not meeting him

under the best circumstances.

- I think that he seems like
a really great guy, he does

but what I'm saying is he
seems a little bit stressed

right now so I just think
I'm not meeting the best

version of him, that's all.

- Yeah but trust me, I mean if
I would've told him about you

there is no doubt in my mind
that he would've done the same

thing they did, I mean,
that's the kind of guy he is.

He's caring, he's
compassionate, he's sensitive.

- I love that, you deserve that.

- I don't know, the whole
thing, the idea of spending

the rest of your life
with one person, you know,

marriage in general it's
just kinda freaks me out

it's so final.

- Well, ideally.

- Yeah.

So marriage doesn't
freak you out?

- I didn't say that.

Honestly I never gave it
much thought until it became

a headline, you know.

It wasn't an option
for me so, you know

I never really saw
it as sort of goal.

- Yeah marriage was irrelevant
you know, marriage was

something that straight people
did because they thought

they were supposed to and
half of those end in divorce

so you know really why would
it have any meaning for me?

- For some reason I didn't
expect to hear that from you.

- I don't feel that way now.

- You know we offered to fly
my parents out for the wedding?

Wow really?

- Yeah, thought I'd regret
it if they didn't come.

- No, they don't wanna
be here for this.

- Both, I guess.

- No, because then
they would've said yes

which is the
appropriate thing to do.

They would've come and then
they would've been uncomfortable

which would make
me uncomfortable

and then Daniel and everyone
would be uncomfortable

and so I decided to do
the inappropriate thing

and save all of us a lot
of heartache and misery.

- That must have been
a very hard decision.

- It was the right one.

- You know I think part of it
was the gay marriage thing.

You know marriage is
marriage you know it's not

gay marriage or straight
marriage or traditional marriage

I mean it just
seems really simple.

People can either get married
or they can't you know?

People are created
equal or they're not.

You know, you can
legally discriminate
against a particular

group or you can't, you know.

That's the bigger issue for
me, if the government wants to

get involved in this they need
to be fucking consistent ok?

I don't need anyone to
define happiness for me.

I certainly don't need anyone
telling me that my idea

of happiness is somehow less
valid than somebody else's.

- I think I am yeah.

- That's very impressive.

And I agree.

But personally my favorite
is the sanctity of marriage

people 'cause there is so
much sanctity in you know,

getting shit faced and a
quickie wedding in Vegas

and then divorced
two days later.

- Oh Brittney.

- Well isn't this
a welcome sight.

- Oh don't let him fool you

he just sat down
two minutes ago.

- Hi honey.

- Oh and look he's up again.

- It was good, it
was really good.

I got to talk with
Emma a lot and catch up

but the real news is
Bradley and Jacob.

Yeah?

- Yeah!

They walked ahead of
everybody, they were laughing,

they were talking,
they were flirting.

- Well Jacob was asking
if Bradley was bringing

anyone tomorrow.

- I don't know but wouldn't
it be nice if our wedding

brought them together?

- Hey why don't you two go relax

I can keep an eye
on the kitchen.

- I think that's a great idea.

- Ah okay but mom you really
do need to keep stirring that.

- I got it, go.

- And ah, I'll be
down in a little while

to check on everything.

- I know.

Oh.

- Yeah she's gonna make
it in plenty of time

but she's gonna stop off
at our parents place first

to get ready you know.

- Well that's a relief
and look things seem to be

going great with your
parents downstairs.

- You know how they are
mom likes to stick her nose

in everything and dad
knows to stand back and...

It's fine they've
been very helpful.

Well then tell your neck that
because it is in knots babe.

- I know, I'm okay.

- No you're not, here, sit.

This is a joyous event remember?

- Yes and my getting stressed
out is not a comment on that.

- I wish I would've
pushed harder

to have you get it catered.

- Well I thought that
cooking would calm me down

it usually does.

I just want everything
to be perfect.

- You use that word
a lot you know.

How many times do I
have to tell you babe?

Perfection does not exist, kay?

If you keep chasing it

you're just always
gonna be disappointed.

- I'm sorry, I'm
just a neurotic mess.

- And you're all mine.

Hello.

Hey Christopher.

I got some news.

I got a call
about that little part

in this Scorsese
film, they want me.

- Holy shit, no
way, that's awesome!

Yeah but
I have to fly there

first thing in the morning.

No, no, no, no, no you don't.

Oh I'm so
sorry, I'm so so sorry.

I can't believe I'm
doing this to you.

- I can't believe you're
doing this to me either.

Please don't hate me.

Look you know I can't turn
it down it's Scorsese,

I mean, right?

- No of course not that's huge.

Thanks sweetie.

- What the hell am
I gonna tell Daniel?

Ah I don't know.

- Okay well do you know anyone
else ordained that can do it?

I don't, I'm so sorry.

You did it online right I
could get Summer or Bradley

they could go and they
could do it online.

Well you can
get ordained right away

but you still have to
register with the state

and that takes a few weeks.

Look I'll cover
all the deposit's

and what not if you lose them.

- I don't think
that's the issue.

Well I still
have a ton of packing to do

but maybe I don't know,
should I just come by quickly

and apologize to
Daniel in person?

What do you think?

Probably not right?

- Yeah probably not.

Shit.

This sucks I suck.

- No it's okay
we'll figure it out.

I'm so sorry.

- Yeah me too.

I'll talk to you
when you get back.

Break a leg.

Thank you.

Bye.

Hey.

- Hi.

- Now you're the one
looking a little distressed.

- Oh um, no actually it's
actually it's the opposite

I actually ah, I've
really good news.

- Um, Zoey has an audition
so she won't be able to come

to dinner tonight so the extra
person problem is solved.

- Oh, okay.

- Hey ah, enjoy
yourself tonight, okay?

- You too.

Oh yo hey.

- Hey so that's good the
dinner thing worked out.

- Yeah.

I am so fucked.

Why?

What happened?

- Zoey booked a part
in the Scorsese film

and now she can't
do the ceremony.

Wait, how can she do that?

- Listen I don't want
Daniel to know okay?

- What are you talking about
you don't want him to know?

- Well I can't do
that to him right now.

You have to tell him.

- Of course I'm gonna tell
him, I will tell him eventually

but if I tell him now he will
spend the entire night on

the phone trying to find some
other random person to marry

us and even if he miraculously
finds someone, which he

won't, the entire night is
gonna be ruined because all this

hard work and his planning
and everything he put

into this will be for nothing.

- Alright, look you have a
point I suppose but he's going

to lose his shit
when he finds out.

- I know but listen
if he's gonna blow up,

he's gonna blow up.

I'm just saying let's
let him blow up later.

That's all.

- Yeah you do have some
sort of diabolical logic

that I find very
hard to argue with.

- Hey, Rach.

You've finally made it.

- Rachel.

- Aw hey dad.

- Uneventful once
we finally took off.

- Look at you.

Did you already leave
your stuff at our place?

- No mama I wore
this on the plane.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- You look great.

- You do.

- Thanks dad.

- Hi.

- Op.

- So glad you made it.

- I wouldn't miss
it for the world.

- Can I get you
something to drink?

- Yes please, thank you.

- White.

- Got it.

- Thank you.

The place looks incredible
and smells incredible.

- Thank you.

- You're amazing Daniel.

Jacob!

- Hi gorgeous.

- I'm good, I'm good.

- Wow, we're gonna
open with that huh?

- Well I mean I said
how are you first?

- You did, ya.

- So well not exactly.

- Not exactly, what
does that mean?

- That means that I am
hopeful but I'm not sure yet.

- So are you bringing
him to the wedding?

- Do you know what the
hell he's talking about?

- I might have a little idea.

- Okay well I'm to
tired for these riddles

so just tell me when
you wanna tell me?

- You're no fun.

- I gotta get back.

- Hey the bigger question
is are you seeing anyone?

Gotta get back out there kid.

- No, I'm not ready, I'm
still processing it all.

- Divorce sucks.

- Yeah especially when you
realize the million ways

you fucked it up.

- Oh hush, hush, hush, hush.

Here you go.

- Thank you.

So how's he doing?

- Good, he's doing good.

He's a little stressed but
he handling it pretty well.

- You're so good for
him, he's mellowed out

like 300 percent since you
guys have been together.

- Wow, he was 300
times worse then this?

- Oh God you have no idea.

- No he really,
he really doesn't.

Christopher this
is why we love you.

This is Rachel.

- Alright if everyone is
hungry please take your seats.

Dinner is about to be served.

- If I may.

A toast to all of you, you're
so important to us and we are

very grateful that you're here
to share in this exciting new

chapter in our lives.

Tomorrow is the big day with
the big group but tonight

is for the people
we love the most.

- Thank you honey.

- And I wanna thank Daniel
for this wonderful meal.

I can't tell you how wonderful
it is to have all of you

in this house right now.

And especially to Summer and
Bradley, thank you so much

for bringing Emma to this.

I can't tell you how
much it means to me

that you're here right now.

To friends.

- I just wanna add how wonderful
it is to us that you two

found each other and decided
to make this commitment

because after tomorrow
everything changes.

I know it's hard to believe
that a marriage would mean that

much, it seems more like a
symbolic thing but it does,

it just strengthens and deepens
your relationship in ways

you can't even imagine.

So good luck, it isn't always
a picnic, it takes work

but no question, this is
one of the best things

we get to do in life.

- Ah thank you.

- So if there are no
more toasts let's eat.

It's so good.

- Jacob I'd like some fish
and vegetables, thank you sir.

- Daniel you should
have been a chef.

- That would ruin it,
that would make it work

and not fun anymore.

- Please no one ruin this.

- It must have been pretty
cool growing up with a brother

who's such a good
cook though huh?

- He didn't cook, I cooked.

- Yeah I can't say
that I remember

Daniel ever cooking anything.

- He didn't, he couldn't,
not even mac and cheese.

- Now I'm not sure that's true.

- Ya, okay.

- Well I guess it was
necessity more then anything.

You know I was broke so I
couldn't afford to go out to eat

but I loved food so I decided
to try to recreate some

of the incredible
dishes I came across.

- Well I would
say you succeeded.

- Thank you.

But really the most satisfying
part about cooking is sharing

it with the people I love.

- Well I still haven't heard
how you two got together.

- Daniel was my
first big patron.

He bought three of my
paintings at a show.

- What was it buy three
paintings get a free boyfriend

deal that day?

- No actually we never
even met, he just came in,

he saw my work and he
wrote a check and left.

- I was so drawn in
by his paintings.

I was so effected by them
that I just had to have them.

- Which was incredible because
I painted them as a trilogy

so they were meant
to go together so I
knew whoever bought

them, they really
got it you know?

And it drove me crazy that
I had no idea who it was.

- Well see I was actually
afraid to meet the artist.

- Well I mean what if
he turned out to be

a pretentious asshole?

I mean I didn't want
anything to interfere

with my experience of the work.

- I tracked him down.

- Of course you did, stalker.

- What, three paintings and
the mystery of it all, come on.

So I went to the gallery
owner and I gave him a letter

and I said deliver this with
the paintings, Daniel got it,

he called me, we had
coffee and here we are.

- Well that must have
been some letter.

- It was.

- So you had just one
coffee and then boom?

- Yeah pretty much I mean.

- Yeah.

- I'd say the chemistry
was immediate.

- Yeah, totally.

- I think most of you know that
I tend to over think things.

- Thank you.

So anyway when I find
something that kind of turns

the volume down I
tend to grab onto it.

Cooking does that for me and
I have a ritual with coffee

and art, well there's something
about Christopher that just

balances me out and
I can't explain it

but I could feel it right away.

And so I grabbed on.

- It was definitely one of
those sappy you complete

me types of situations.

- Opposites really do
attract, there's something

fundamentally true
about that I think.

- I don't know, Micheal
and I were pretty instantly

attracted to each other
and we're very similar.

But maybe you're right,
maybe it's opposites are

the ones that stay together.

- No honey, I didn't mean
that, I wasn't saying anything.

- No, no, I know you
didn't, no I don't,

I don't know why I went there.

I guess with the
wedding it's on my mind.

Just call me Rachael buzzkill.

- No it's fine, I can imagine
that a wedding is not exactly

the ideal place for
you to be right now.

- No, no, that's not true, no,
and I'm not down on marriage

at all, I mean mom's right it
does, it changes everything

and makes it so much deeper
but the work the communication,

ya have to do it, you
have to want to do it,

shit just shut me up please.

- Well I can think of
one thing I would love

to know more about Emma.

I'm dying to hear more
about you and Christopher.

- Okay yeah sure.

So the Joey and Dawson
thing was pretty accurate

but maybe for like a self
fulfilling prophecy though

cause the show did come
out when we were 13

and then it became sort
of a guide for our lives.

- Yeah, no sneaking up
ladders though I mean not in

that neighborhood,
you'd get shot.

But we were friends since,

I can't remember
a time we weren't.

- You know what her and I
haven't really had a chance

to talk about this yet.

- Oh I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to pry.

- No I mean it's okay it
just is two sixteen year olds

living their life as a TV show,
two members of the opposite

sex spending every
single moment together

I mean what do you
think happened.

Yeah and then after
that everything changed.

- I thought.

I thought that I made him
gay, it's incredibly idiotic

now I know that but
that's what I thought.

- And I was just confused
by it all, you know?

I know a lot of you think that
people in my generation have

it a lot easier and you know
for the most part that's true

but still I mean it wasn't
exactly okay where I grew up.

You know I wasn't
flying a rainbow flag

from my window or anything.

- It was stupid, he told me and
I was a mess, I thought that

I did something wrong or that
something was wrong with me.

- And she pulled
away, I pulled away

and then we just
never talked about it.

- Yeah then we
stopped talking then

we stopped hanging
out altogether.

And then college where
you can really lose touch.

- Well I'm sorry.

- I loved Christopher, truly
and I guess I thought in my

teenage brain that we were
gonna for sure married

and be together forever and
then we finally turn things

romantic and then he's coming
out to me and telling me that

being together helped
him figure it out.

- I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

- Was she the first
person you told?

- Of course.

Who else would I have told?

- But wait I thought that

I though you said
you told your mom?

- Yeah eventually, she cried.

- No I knew my
mom would tell him

and I didn't really wanna
deal with his reaction.

- It never happened.

- I mean it never happened,
I never brought it up,

she never brought it up, we
just didn't talk about it.

- I didn't know that.

- It's cause there's
nothing to know.

- Did you tell them
about the wedding?

- Not yet.

I mean I'm gonna tell them,
obviously I will tell them

it's just we don't really talk
about this aspect of my life.

Which is just another way
Daniel and I are opposites.

I mean you two are like
the most supportive parents

I've ever met.

- Thank you, I mean that's
not always been easy.

I just can't imagine
not having this.

And parenting, everybody
parents differently,

most of the time I don't think
we know what the hell we're

doing, you just do
what you think is right

and hope for the best.

- And every parent loves
their children more then those

children will ever know until
they have kids of their own.

- Yeah I know I mean obviously
we don't have the best

relationship but you
know, I know they love me.

- Well that's good,
that's important.

I assume Daniel told you
about coming out to us.

- Yeah.

- Yeah what he didn't tell
you because he doesn't know is

his mom and I spent the
rest of that night in tears.

- Yeah.

- I mean I knew you
were disappointed.

- Oh no, no, no, not
disappointed, no.

No to understand this you
would have to have kids.

No parent wants their child
to have a difficult life.

You want nothing but a happy,
pain free, long, beautiful

life for them even though
you know intellectually that

the challenges and
disappointments are essential.

Life without those things it
would be devoid of meaning.

Ya still feel what you feel.

It's hell when your
kid is in pain.

- And even with a growing
acceptance we knew that Daniel

would have a harder life then
he would if he were straight I

mean he could be discriminated
against, harassed, prejudged,

and you want you're children
to figure out who they are

and be happy and be
proud of who they are

but it's impossible not
to be worried or concerned

when you know they're
gonna face more challenges.

- We got over all that.

And the challenges
and disappointments

made them stronger,
better people.

We couldn't be more proud at
the man that Daniel has become

or the woman that
Rachel has become.

I can't really speak for
your parents Christopher

but I think the point I'm
trying to make to you is

maybe they were feeling
some of the similar things

to what we felt and it's more
about the idea of the pain

of knowing that you were
dealt some extra challenges.

But regardless of that you now
have another set of parents

who love you and are as proud
as can be of the man you are.

- I'm sorry.

- Oh.

- You guys, wow, I
love you, I need to go.

It's okay.

That was some pretty
heavy shit in there huh?

- I have to tell you something.

- Okay.

- And you're gonna hate me.

Why would I hate you?

- I tried to wait til after
dinner to tell you but I can't.

Christopher, tell me what?

Just tell me.

- Zoey booked a job and
she can't do the ceremony.

- She flies out tomorrow.

What?

- I'm sorry.

- Were you just
not gonna tell me?

- No of course I
was gonna tell you.

When it's to late to
do anything about it?

Kidnap her?

- No I don't know I would've
made some calls you know

try to find someone else.

Maybe there's still time.

- No, see this is exactly
what I was afraid of,

this is exactly what I
thought you were gonna do

you weren't gonna accept it

and then you would ruin
this whole evening,

the entire evening that you
just killed yourself for.

- Oh so now just the ceremony
that I've been killing

myself for is fucked right?

Just our actual wedding.

I mean we can still
have the party.

Do you even hear yourself?

Do you understand?

People have flown
in from all over,

everyone we know will be
there, everything is planned

this was it.

What now?

- So we'll just go down
to city hall on Monday,

it's only one day later.

- No I am not
going to city hall.

This was never about the
legality of the thing.

I wanna get married to you.

Don't you get that?

- I guess not.

- I wanna stand up in front
of our friends and family

and declare my intention of
spending the rest of my life

with you, it's not about signing
a fucking piece of paper.

Or next month,
whenever it has to be.

- I begged you not
to let her do it.

I literally begged you.

- But she was so excited
to do it, you know?

She went online and got
ordained and everything.

- And I'm sure that
was really hard for her

and now she's probably got
it on her fucking head shot.

- Look just how you don't
wanna sign a piece of paper

I don't wanna have some
stranger marrying us.

You know and she would
have been great at it.

- Yeah she probably
would've been.

- I don't know.

- Look I know you're
disappointed with me.

- Of course I'm disappointed

because you keep
fucking lying to me.

- I'm not lying to you.

- Not telling me shit is lying.

- No holding back information
so that way you don't ruin

your entire evening
that is not a lie.

- Yes it is, that's
exactly what it is

because you don't trust
me 'cause you're deciding

what I need to know and
when I need to know it.

That sucks that is not how
a good relationship works.

- So now we have a
bad relationship?

- Yes in this one particular
area yes, I think we do.

- Okay mister holier than thou,

then what about you and Jacob?

- Your relationship.

- Our, I, I told you we
went out a couple times.

- Yeah you said you went
out a couple of times

and that you were
better off as friends.

- Right.

- Right so that's
bullshit, isn't it?

- No, not really.

I know there's more to the
story than you're leading on,

I know you went out more
than a couple of times.

- Fine we went out more
than a couple of times

but we never clicked
romantically at all

there's nothing more
to it than that.

- So why didn't
you tell me that?

- I don't know.

Because I didn't want
you to be threatened

by our relationship,
our friendship because

that's all that it
is, a friendship.

- Fine, and I accept
that and I believe that

the difference is I knew you
weren't telling me everything

and I knew why and I
didn't care, I trusted you.

You on the other hand don't
trust me enough to let me leave

out information that is
better to be left out,

you're a hypocrite!

- Okay fine I'm a hypocrite,
sure I told you a little lie

about Jacob but you've left
out huge important chunks

of your life.

It's like I don't
even know you anymore.

- So then why do you
wanna marry someone

that you don't know?

- Ah guys um, how
'bout you take a minute

and just cool off.

There's a lot to
process right now.

- Yeah.

- Alright Daniel you wanna
go upstairs and we'll talk?

- Ah listen um, I know I've
been a little bit negative

lately I, think I'm just
dealing with your garden variety

girl in her 30's watching her
younger gay friend get married

while she can't find a decent
man to save her life issues

and I just wanna say
don't fuck this up okay?

You two have got
something really special.

You've got what we
all really want.

Okay that's all I'm done.

- Yeah.

- Okay, come on.

- Thank you.

- Thanks you're right,
this is helping.

- Listen to me, I destroyed my
marriage doing the same shit

that you two are
engaged in right now.

What you guys are doing is
not smart, either of you.

- I don't know what to do.

- Well do you still
wanna marry him?

- Of course.

- Then let it go.

You don't need to win.

- I'm not trying to win.

I just want him to
stop keeping secrets.

I mean I didn't know
anything about him and Emma

until today and all that
stuff about his parents

none of that.

I'm just worried
about marrying someone

who keeps secrets so easily.

- Well I wouldn't say easily,

from what I saw it looks
like it's eating him alive.

- Yeah, and look you'll
have the rest of your lives

to discover all
the gory details.

It's just not worth screwing
up what you two have

unless you really
don't trust him.

- No I, I trust him.

- Well then that's it,
that's what's important

the here and the now, this
Christopher not past Christopher

and I really don't think
it's about trust with him

I think it's more about
him baring bad feelings

which isn't great but it's
something you can help him with

not make him feel worse about.

- Oh God are you gonna
talk me off the ledge

for old times sake?

But honestly I don't
think that I can.

I don't think that I
know enough about Daniel

or the situation or you
actually, to help you

I just thought you'd
wanna step away and talk.

- All I wanna do is talk to you.

You have no idea how
much I missed this.

Just being like this doing this.

It's just, it's insane to me
that we let what happen happen.

- I know.

- So why didn't you, tell
him about me and like us

and what happened
and everything?

- I don't know.

I should have and
now that I have

it seems so stupid
that I didn't.

I just, I didn't
wanna talk about it.

- But you did talk about, talked
about it with your friends.

- Yeah but that's different.

- I don't know, just doesn't
seem like it should be.

You don't feel
worthy of him do you?

- I don't know.

Is that what you see?

- You know I don't
know the guy very well

but he's impressive, I mean
he's older and he's successful,

he's got a great
relationship with his parents

and he's really, really,
really smart and I...

I don't know, I'm intimidated.

- I never really thought
about it that way I guess.

I mean I have asked myself,

more than once,
why he's with me.

- I wanna spend the rest of
my life with Christopher and

I mean, I do trust him but
I still have this feeling in

the pit of my stomach that
there's some big revelation he

hasn't told me that at any
moment could change everything.

- Well you're gonna
have to work that out.

You're gonna have to sit
down and talk and ask him.

And whatever he says
you're gonna have to decide

if you can accept
that and move on.

Because if you can't you just
might as well not even try.

- That's bleak.

- It's reality.

- I know but it's pretty bleak.

- Yeah well cost me my
marriage to find out

some of this stuff
but now all I can see

is how preventable the
whole implosion was.

- Of course I still love him.

I think I'll always love
Michael but I fucked it up

because, like you, I
expected perfection.

Yeah, I thought it was
supposed to be like mom and dad

you know?

And when we started to have
problems I didn't wanna do

the work I just kinda checked
out 'cause I didn't think we

were supposed to have problems
I thought it just meant

that we had a bad
marriage so fuck it right?

- But I think that mom and
dad's marriage is unique.

- No it's not, no,
they just work at it

and they take time
for each other

and they talk to each other

and they appreciate each other

and they don't let little
insignificant things turn into

these huge impenetrable walls.

I just wish they had
shown us that part of it

and not made it look so easy.

- Yeah so they kind of set a
terrible example after all.

- Yeah, oh God how
absurd is that?

You just can't win.

- You know earlier
today Christopher told
me there's no such

thing as perfection
and I know he's right

I know that's true but how
do you stop looking for it?

- I don't know.

Sometimes I think we're
just programmed to screw up

whatever we have, no
matter how good it is.

- Do you know that it took me
a really long time to realize

that it wasn't my fault
that you were gay?

That's really stupid right?

- Not as stupid as me thinking
you didn't wanna be my friend

because I was gay.

- Of course I did.

What else would I have thought.

I was to self
absorbed to realize

that I probably
broke your heart.

- You did you know.

- I know, I did and I'm sorry.

- Oh no, no, no I'm sorry.

You needed me, you were
dealing with these huge issues

and I wasn't there for you,
your so called best friend

I wasn't there for you, I'm
the one who was self absorbed.

- God I wish we could go back,
knowing what we know now.

- I know it's totally bizarre
trying to remember thinking

how you thought about things
before you knew the things

that you know now, you know.

I'm sorry did that
make any sense at all.

- I think so.

It's like you can't go back
and remember looking at words

and now knowing
how to read them.

- Exactly, it's practically
impossible for me to put myself

back into my teenage brain.

- Oh it's a terrifying thought.

I would never wanna do that.

- I had a lot of
therapy, over the years

and what I've come to understand
is that the way you and I

were taught to deal with
things, our amazing parental

examples, was to not
deal with things.

Just to pretend like it never
happened and move on right?

- Mmhmm.

- Yeah, that's not healthy.

You just can't keep
things bottled up inside

it'll eat away at you in
ways that you can't imagine.

And it will destroy any chance
you have at a meaningful

relationship 'cause if
you can't communicate

if you can't deal
with things head on

then how's it gonna work?

- I'm so happy
that you are here.

Nobody knows me like
you do you know?

- I feel the same way.

- Oh we wasted so much time.

- See, no stop, don't do that.

Stop we have to just
put it all behind us.

See like talking to you
and telling you how I feel

having that little bit of the
conversation that we should

have had a long time ago, I
feel like a huge weight has

been lifted off of me so it
doesn't really matter how long

it took to happen that
point is that it happened.

- Yeah, yeah you're right
it's like with the Daniel

situation like I knew there
was more to the story with

him and Jacob and I held
that like some sort of like

trump card, I mean
isn't that sick?

And then once I played it, it's
gone and now I feel better.

- Yeah.

- Do you think I can fix this.

Have you seen how
he looks at you?

Do you have any idea at all
how much that man loves you?

- You have to call him.

You do, you have to
tell him how you feel.

What you've figured out.

- No it's too late for that.

There's to many hurt
feelings and legal bills.

- You don't know that.

Come in.

- Yes, I'd love to.

Thank you.

- Welcome.

- Call him, I'm serious.

- I'm sorry, I hope I
haven't ruined this.

- If I haven't ruined this,
you haven't ruined this.

- And I'm sorry about
Emma, I shoulda told you.

- It's okay I understand.

- It's just, look babe I want
you to know there's not some

terrible secret in my
past or anything okay?

It's just, it's just a lot
of not dealing with shit.

And I wish there was something
you know, it would be a lot

easier if there was
but the truth is,

it's death by 1,000 cuts

but I wanna get past it okay?

I want you to know everything,

every stupid little
thing about me.

- And I wanna know it all and
not because I don't trust you

because I do trust you

it's just I mean I wanna be
there for you, I wanna help you.

- I know.

- And I don't care when
or where we get married.

That's really not important.

- I should've told you
about the whole Zoey thing.

- I don't know, I mean, I
probably would have ruined

everything trying to fix it and

it's, it really doesn't matter.

- No it matters but not as
much as making the commitment.

Spending the rest of
our lives together.

- So tomorrow let's just
have the party no ceremony

and we'll go to the justice
of the peace on Monday

like you said.

- No but I want you to have
the wedding that you want.

- The wedding that I want
is the one where I'm married

to you at the end.

I don't need an
audience for that.

I mean the only people
that I really want there

are the people who are
in this house right now

and I don't even need
that, I just need you.

- Because the people
in our house right now

are in our house right now.

Zoey doesn't leave
until tomorrow morning.

We could do it.

Here?

- I love it.

Okay, yes.

Really?

- Let's do it.

Really?

- Yes.

I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- No, no, no don't be sorry
just get over here right now.

You have to marry us.

Really?

Can you?

Of course!

- Uh hey everybody um I
just wanted to say I'm sorry

that we put you
through all that.

- Yeah me too.

- So we have some news and
we hope you're all up for it.

- We've decided to get
married here, tonight.

- Perfect!

- Woohoo!

- And we wanna do it outside
so we're gonna need all of your

help to make this happen.

- Yes whatever you need.

- Ah home depot's still open
I can go get some lights

and some extension cords.

- Okay great and maybe pick
up a cake on your way back.

- Hey I'm on it.

- What do you want
me to do honey?

- And the rest of you
just work on the backyard

and make it look
the best you can.

- It doesn't have to be perfect.

- I think so.

- Looks good.

- You are being extremely
helpful as usual.

- But you're doing
such a good job.

- Yeah alright.

- Guys this is amazing.

- I know right.

- Hi.

- Hi midnight wedding
super brilliant.

- 'Scuse me pardon
me comin' through.

- Excuse me sir.

Scorsese?

- It's so cool.
- it's so crazy.

- Alright put me to
work, what can I do?

- Ah well, you both, you two.

- What you're not
doing anything?

Of course she's not.

- Great honey right there,
leave room for the dessert.

Really?

- Well there wasn't
anything open.

And I don't know about anybody
else but I know I'm gonna

need some coffee,
maybe right now.

Good for us.

- Is this memorable
enough for ya?

- Yeah I think so.

- I'm ready.

- Yeah, let's get married.

- Dearest friends and
family, we are here tonight

to celebrate the marriage
of Christopher and Daniel.

I now have the honor
of marrying these two

after almost being the
one to prevent this

from even happening altogether.

This incredible, impromptu
ceremony is a testament to

their love and
devotion to one another

and should serve as an
example to all of us.

I unfortunately got
that memo a little late

and ate an entire pint of
ice cream in my misery.

- Daniel you are
everything to me.

Never in a million years would
I think that I would end up

with someone as brilliant and
generous and loving as you.

I mean I still don't
know how that happened

but I've stopped trying
to figure it out.

It's impossible to think that
our love could get any deeper

or stronger but just in the
past few hours it already has.

And if it gets better than
this then oh man I can't wait.

I love you.

- Christopher, you're one
of the strongest people I've

ever known and you make
me stronger everyday

and I don't know if there's
an order to the universe

but I do know that I
was meant to find you.

You've changed me in ways
that I didn't even think

I could change and you've
made me a better person.

And I cannot imagine
my life without you

and I hope that I never have to.

I love you so much.

- Um the rings.

- Rings! Rings!

- Babe, I got you.

- There are many different
thoughts to what a wedding ring

is all about, it's
an unbroken circle,

it's a symbol of eternity,

it's the never ending
commitment to marriage,

it's a symbol of unity,

it's a symbol of togetherness,

it's the cycle of life

but I think it means this,

I think that it is
a constant reminder

that you're joined
with the one you love

and the person who
gave you that ring

is yours and you are theirs

and you are never
again to be alone.

And don't ever forget that.

It also means that you are
taken so just keep on walking

buddy, you're barking
up the wrong tree.

So Christopher do you promise
to love, care for, support

and respect Daniel for
the rest of your life?

- I do.

- Daniel do you promise
to love, care for, support

and respect Christopher
for the rest of your life?

- I do.

- Okay, well I think we all
know that you two are perfect

for each other and meant to
be by the state of California

and that internet church thingy,

you guys are married and
should definitely kiss.

- Now this is perfect.

- Mmhmm, it is.

No I'm to comfortable.

No, no not now.

I'll be back.

- No.

- Do you remember
the guy in the hat?

God that was hilarious.

Michael.

Thank you.

Yeah.

- So Jacob and Bradley are
curled up together on the couch.

- Aww, that's so cute.

So this might require
some explanation.

- Oh my God,

it's from our first date.

I don't deserve you.

- Well I don't deserve you so,

I guess we better
make this work.

* Let's close our eyes
forget all our worries *

* Come in from the cold
get over here love me *

* Tell me what you want
don't tell me what you need *

* We can have it all for
a minute let's be greedy *

* Tonight we'll make
our dreams reality *

* We're being
measured luxury living *

* Diamonds and Persian

* Until we're winning

* Lost in illusions

* We're flying so high

* Can you imagine
when we're in fashion *

* When we're in fashion

* Just visualize the
cars we'll be driving *

* Into the night the
lights are so blinding *

* And we'll be fine dining
sippin' white wine at the time *

* We're climbing over
impossible heights *

* We're so electric
sparking like lightening *

* We're being
measured luxury living *

* Diamonds and Persians
until we're winning *

* Lost in illusions
we're flying so high *

* Can you imagine
when we're in fashion *

* When we're in fashion

* We don't need material

* No we don't need much at all

* Cause we can live
in jeans forever *

* We're being
measured luxury living *

* Diamonds and Persians
until we're winning *

* Lost in illusions
we're flying so high *

* Can you imagine
when we're in fashion *

* When we're in fashion

* We don't need material

* No we don't need much at all

* Cause we can live
in jeans forever *

* We're being
measured luxury living *

* Diamonds and Persians
until we're winning *

* Lost in illusions
we're flying so high *

* Can you imagine
when we're in fashion *

* When we're in fashion

* We don't need material

* No we don't need much at all

* Cause we can live
in jeans forever *

* We're being
measured luxury living *

* Diamonds and Persians
until we're winning *

* Lost in illusions
we're flying so high *

* Can you imagine
when we're in fashion *

* We're being
measured luxury living *

* Diamonds and Persians
until we're winning *

* Lost in illusions
we're flying so high *

* Can you imagine
when we're in fashion *