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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,659 GEORGE! 4 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,960 GEORGE! 5 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,770 AH, AH, AH. 6 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:10,704 EH? 7 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:14,442 OOH, HM, SPOTS. 8 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,877 MARTHA. 9 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,011 WHAT? 10 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,981 I GOT--I GOT NEW SPOTS. 11 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,516 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHIN' ELSE 12 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,685 I GOT THIS NEW KINK IN MY SHOULDER. 13 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,320 AND EVERY TIME IT-- 14 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,855 EVERY TIME I DO THAT IT HURTS ME. 15 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,391 WELL THEN DON'T DO THAT. 16 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,160 GEORGE THOSE ARE THE SAME OLD SPOTS 17 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,363 AND THE SAME OLD KINK YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD. 18 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,631 MARTHA, I'VE BEEN THINKIN'. 19 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:38,799 UH-OH. 20 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,868 WE OUGHTA MOVE INTO A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. 21 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,936 SOMEPLACE WHERE THEY HAVE DOCTORS AND NURSES 22 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:46,039 STANDING BY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. 23 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:49,743 WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY BIRTHDAY. 24 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,179 THIS IS OUR HOME. 25 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,214 BUT MARTHA THIS PLACE IS THE BEST. 26 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,183 THEY HAVE HIGH FENCES, ARMED GUARDS 27 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,684 TO KEEP THE KIDS OUT. 28 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:57,718 NO KIDS ALLOWED. 29 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,288 IT'S A PARADISE. 30 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,889 GO SOAK IN A LONG BATH, 31 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,291 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 32 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:06,194 THEN I'LL FIX YOU A NICE BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST. 33 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,028 YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE? 34 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,230 RIGHT? 35 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:10,998 GEORGE, I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY 36 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,099 IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. 37 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:16,069 ESPECIALLY, YOU KNOW WHO. 38 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,671 DENNIS? 39 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:21,041 NO, I DID NOT TELL DENNIS, GEORGE. 40 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,677 PHEW. 41 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,546 OH BOY. 42 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:31,151 WON'T MR. WILSON BE SURPRISED. 43 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:33,454 I BET HE REALLY LIKES YOU, BETSY. 44 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:36,257 YOU'RE THE BEST LOOKING FROG IN THE WHOLE TOWN. 45 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:39,092 BUT MAYBE A FROG'S NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA 46 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,595 FOR A OLD GUY LIKE MR. WILSON. 47 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:45,065 I KNOW, SNAKES! 48 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:48,068 A COOL LIZARD. 49 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,971 OR A SPIDER. 50 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,040 I KNOW, WE'LL LET MR. WILSON PICK 51 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,776 WHICH ONE HE LIKES BEST. 52 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:03,050 HEY, MRS. WILSON! 53 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,685 I HAVE SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PRESENT 54 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:05,853 FOR MR. WILSON. 55 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,256 I JUST KNOW HOW MUCH HE LIKES SURPRISES. 56 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,624 DENNIS, HE'S TAKING HIS BATH RIGHT NOW. 57 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,125 WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AND GIVE IT TO HIM 58 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,193 WHEN HE'S FINISHED? 59 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,929 OKAY, THANKS. 60 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:35,649 COME ON. 61 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,185 SHE SAID WE CAN GIVE IT TO HIM WHEN HE FINISHES. 62 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,156 ♪ DAT DA DA DEE DA ♪ 63 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,992 ♪ SCOW WOW WA ♪ 64 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,961 ♪ WA POOTY DA DEE DE ♪ 65 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,631 ♪ DOOT DOOT DOO DOO DA DA DA DA DA ♪ 66 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,767 ♪ YA DA DA DA DA DA ♪ 67 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:03,203 ♪ BOOP BOO DOO DOO DOO DA DA ♪ 68 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,138 ♪ DAT DA WA WA WA WA ♪ 69 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,284 ♪ BA DA BA BA BA ♪ 70 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:48,048 AHH! 71 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:57,858 YIKES! 72 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:58,859 GET BACK HERE! 73 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,798 I GOTTA CALL A PLUMBER. 74 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,207 AHH! 75 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,655 FROGS, LIZARDS, FORGET THE PLUMBER, 76 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,690 I NEED AN EXTERMINATOR. 77 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:33,927 HMM? 78 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:34,795 HMM? 79 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:35,195 HUH? 80 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,798 HUH? 81 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:38,932 DENNIS. 82 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,970 DENNIS! 83 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,004 HI, MR. WILSON. 84 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,040 -GET OFF THE BED, DENNIS! -WAIT, I WANTED-- 85 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,142 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A JUNGLE? 86 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,377 BUT, BUT-- 87 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:54,014 BESIDES YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY APE. 88 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,115 AY! 89 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,285 MR. WILSON! 90 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,120 WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 91 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,225 OOH HEE HOO. 92 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,027 OH HO, HO. 93 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,196 HO HO, HEY. 94 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,865 OH OH OH OHH HEY! 95 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:12,800 OH GEEZ. 96 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:13,266 OOH OOH. 97 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,774 AHH. 98 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,311 OH! 99 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,310 GEORGE. 100 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,046 AHH! 101 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,240 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. WILSON. 102 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,383 MITCHELL! 103 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,219 MITCHELL! 104 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,420 WHERE'S DENNIS? 105 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,955 -GEORGE! -DON'T SAY IT, MARTHA. 106 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,325 DON'T SAY IT, HE'S NOT A BOY, HE'S A MENACE. 107 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,760 GEORGE. 108 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,061 -GEORGE. -WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME? 109 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,362 MITCHELL. 110 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:53,333 BATHTUB, FROGS, BUGS, SNAKES, 111 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,202 WAGON GOING DOWN THE STAIRS, 112 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,369 CAKE IN THE FACE! 113 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,571 SURPRISE! 114 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,206 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 115 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,508 HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY. 116 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,943 HE LIKES YOU SO MUCH. 117 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,544 YEAH, WELL TELL HIM TO LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE. 118 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,446 TELL HIM TO FIND ANOTHER OLD MAN 119 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,248 AND MAKE HIS LIFE MISERABLE. 120 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,189 WHOA! 121 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,225 YEE HA! 122 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,427 GRANDPA! GRANDPA! 123 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:23,030 HA HA HA! 124 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:27,100 THE BEST GRANDSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. 125 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,869 WAIT A MINUTE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DENNIS. 126 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:33,473 YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN, GEORGE, LIVING HERE WITH DENNIS. 127 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,542 YEAH? YOU TRY IT SOMETIME. 128 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,510 FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT. 129 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:41,982 EVERYBODY...I SOLD THE MOTORHOME. 130 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,550 BUT, DAD, YOU LOVED TRAVELING AROUND IN THAT 131 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,052 BIG OLD THING. 132 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,855 I DECIDED THAT TWO WEEKS A YEAR ISN'T ENOUGH TIME 133 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,423 TO SPEND WITH MY WONDERFUL GRANDSON. 134 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,092 HE NEEDS A FULL-TIME GRANDPA. 135 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,795 ALICE, HENRY, IF THAT SPARE ROOM 136 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:58,932 YOU OFFERED IS STILL AVAILABLE I'M MOVING IN. 137 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,634 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! 138 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,871 WE CAN GO FISHING, GO TO THE ARCADE, 139 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,773 EAT HOT DOGS IT MORNING, 140 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,074 AND EVEN STAY UP LATE. 141 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,376 DAD, ARE YOU SURE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS? 142 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,647 FROM NOW ON I'M SPENDING LOTS OF TIME WITH DENNIS. 143 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,783 -EVERY MINUTE. -YEAH! 144 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,317 I KNOW THIS IS A BIT OF SURPRISE. 145 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:20,420 HENRY OF I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS THIS MORNING. 146 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,789 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! 147 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,523 I HOPE THE SPARE ROOM IS READY. 148 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,459 IT'S ALWAYS READY FOR YOU, DAD. 149 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,828 YIPEE! 150 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:31,431 I'M FINALLY GONNA GET THAT KID OUTTA MY HAIR. 151 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,565 THANK YOU. 152 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,135 OHH, HA HA! 153 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,238 DAD, YOU'RE FORGETTING IT'S NOT THAT EASY 154 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,272 LIVING AROUND DENNIS. 155 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,042 NONSENSE, HE'S JUST HIGH-SPIRITED. 156 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:45,212 USUALLY AFTER TWO WEEKS YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET AWAY, 157 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,179 FAR AWAY. 158 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,581 THAT WAS BEFORE. 159 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,918 NOW, THIS IS HOME. 160 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,487 HERE WE ARE, QUIETLY HAVING BREAKFAST 161 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,622 AND WHERE'S DENNIS? 162 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,490 HE'S NOT HERE. 163 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,592 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 164 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,594 I'M BAKING ANOTHER BIRTHDAY CAKE. 165 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,496 I SHOULD KNOW TO MAKE TWO CAKES. 166 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,866 WITH DENNIS AROUND YOU ALWAYS WIND UP WEARING 167 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,035 -THE FIRST ONE. -NOT ANYMORE. 168 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:11,438 FROM NOW ON GRANDPA'S GONNA GET THE CAKES IN THE FACE. 169 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,640 IT'LL BE GOOD FOR DENNIS TO SPEND TIME 170 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,574 WITH HIS GRANDFATHER. 171 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,309 HE'S VERY NICE. 172 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,444 NICE? 173 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,545 I NEVER TRUST A MAN 174 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,813 THAT'S ALWAYS SMILING. 175 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,214 AND THE MAN LIVED IN HIS CAR. 176 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,951 THAT'S A 50-FOOT MOTORHOME. 177 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,719 WELL, HE, HE, HE DOESN'T-- 178 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,587 HE DOESN'T ACT HIS AGE. 179 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,356 NEITHER DO YOU, GEORGE. 180 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,091 YOU ACT MUCH OLDER. 181 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,392 HMPH. 182 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,736 I DON'T KNOW WHY BOYS HAVE TO HIDE 183 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:46,306 THEIR CLUBHOUSES IN SUCH HARD TO FIND PLACES. 184 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,610 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG 185 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:55,783 OF THE NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB AND TO THE COOLEST CLUB 186 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,052 IN THE UNIVERSE FOR WHICH IT STANDS 187 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:04,257 ONE CLUB INVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR GUYS. 188 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,192 AND THE HECK-- 189 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,927 WITH GIRLS. 190 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,398 EWW, WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 191 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,699 GIRLS! 192 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,734 AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO GIRLS? 193 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,436 GIRLS, YUCK! 194 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,504 WHO NEEDS 'EM? 195 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,807 WHAT A GREAT CLUB. 196 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,709 DENNIS, IT'S MARGARET. 197 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,511 COME OUT. 198 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,146 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 199 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,883 COME OUT OR I SCREAM TILL I TURN BLUE AND FAINT. 200 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,822 HELLO, DENNIS. 201 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,290 WHEN I HEARD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE CLUB I KNEW 202 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,193 MY INVITATION MUST'VE BEEN LOST IN THE MAIL. 203 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,363 THIS IS A NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB, SHEESH. 204 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,867 AND WE'VE GOT TO COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME. 205 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,969 MARGARET, THE WHOLE IDEA OF HAVING 206 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,738 A NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB IS NOT LETTING GIRLS IN. 207 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,474 WAIT A MINUTE, GINA'S IN THE CLUB. 208 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,876 SHE'S VICE PRESIDENT. 209 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,245 BUT GINA'S A GIRL! 210 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,579 SHE IS? 211 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,981 OW. 212 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,250 SHE DON'T HIT LIKE NO GIRL. 213 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,886 YOU CAN'T LET HER IN AND KEEP ME OUT. 214 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,921 WHY NOT? HALF THE FUN OF HAVING 215 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:12,926 A CLUB IS KEEPING OTHER PEOPLE OUT. 216 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,363 WELL, I'M GOING TO START MY OWN CLUB. 217 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,768 MR. CUDDLES AND ME. 218 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,272 AND, DENNIS, YOU'RE INVITED. 219 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:30,043 IT'S A... DESSERT CLUB, YEAH. 220 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:36,049 WITH TONS OF ICE CREAM, CAKE, COOKIES. 221 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,352 OREOS, DENNIS, YOUR FAVORITE. 222 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,121 -DON'T GO. -DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 223 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:41,754 DON'T GO. 224 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,756 IT'S A TRAP. 225 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,658 DON'T DO IT. 226 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,726 DOUBLE CREAM FILLING. 227 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,361 YOU DON'T WANT HER COOKIES. 228 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,797 -DOUBLE CREAM FILLING. -THERE COULD BE POISON IN 'EM. 229 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,265 SO, DENNIS, DO YOU WANNA COME? 230 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,767 HEY, DENNIS, COME SEE MY PET RAT, MORTY. 231 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,436 HE HAD BABIES, RAT BABIES. 232 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,605 THEY'RE ITTY, BITTY, PINK, AND UGLY. 233 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,407 THEY GOT NO HAIR ANYWHERE. 234 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,741 GROSS. 235 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,176 COOL, COME ON, LET'S GO SEE IT. 236 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,677 BETCHA I CAN BEAT YOU THERE. 237 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:05,545 COOL, COOL. 238 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,480 LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 239 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,817 MR. CUDDLES, I'VE SPENT TOO MANY YEARS 240 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,152 WHIPPING DENNIS INTO SHAPE 241 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,088 TO LET SOME HOMEWRECKER STEAL HIM AWAY. 242 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,626 OKAY, IT'S OUR LAST BATCH OF COOKIES. 243 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,129 KATHY, YOUR COOKOUT ENTRY IS IN THE KITCHEN. 244 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,530 WHO'S GOT THE BUNS? 245 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,298 MOM, DAD, LOOK! 246 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,735 GRANDPA MADE SOME OF HIS FROZEN PICKLES ON A STICK. 247 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,802 EW. 248 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,138 HEY, MR. WILSON! 249 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,872 WE'RE GOING TO THE FIREMEN'S CARNIVAL! 250 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,941 YOU WANT TO COME? 251 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,542 NO, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 252 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:39,512 DENNIS, GEORGE WOULD HATE BEING AROUND ALL THAT FUN. 253 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,881 I'M GONNA GET THE REST OF THE STUFF FROM THE HOUSE. 254 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,851 I'LL PUT THIS IN THE CAR. 255 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,686 MARTHA, SOMETHING DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 256 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,822 YOU BETTER LET ME TAKE A LOOK UNDER THE HOOD. 257 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,025 DON'T WORRY, MRS. WILSON, 258 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,061 GRANDPA KNOWS A LOT ABOUT CARS. 259 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,395 REALLY? THAT'S GOOD. 260 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,131 OH, THEN WE'RE LUCKY HE'S HERE. 261 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,734 WAIT A MINUTE! 262 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,902 WHEN I WAS A KID I COULD TAKE 263 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,638 AN ENGINE APART BLINDFOLDED. 264 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,775 HMM. 265 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,878 WHAT DO YOU THINK, GEORGE? 266 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:17,550 GEE, THIS HOSE LOOKS LOOSE. 267 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,651 DENNIS! 268 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,087 DENNIS CUT IT OFF! 269 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:24,291 YUCK, MR. WILSON, YOU'RE A MESS. 270 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,758 DENNIS! 271 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,627 GEORGE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 272 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:28,561 JUST TRYING TO HELP? 273 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,829 YOU GOT A LOT TO LEARN. 274 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,299 YOU GOTTA GET CLEANED UP BEFORE YOU COME TO THE FAIR. 275 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,235 YEAH? WELL, I'M NOT GOING NOWHERE. 276 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,770 BUT GRANDPA'S GONNA BE THE GUY IN THE DUNKING BOOTH. 277 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,739 YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THAT. 278 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,478 HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK! 279 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,847 IT'S MY BEST FRIEND, MR. WILSON. 280 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:51,551 HE USED TO PLAY BASEBALL BACK HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO. 281 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,785 WATCH, KID, WATCH. 282 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,923 COME ON, WILSON. 283 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,992 HERE WE GO. 284 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,227 YIKES. 285 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,895 THE, THE, THE TARGET IS OVER THERE. 286 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964 AH, COME ON. 287 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,936 WILSON, WATER. 288 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,171 I NEED WATER. 289 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:14,007 COME ON, MR. WILSON, YOU CAN DO IT. 290 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,477 THANKS, KID. 291 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,811 OHH! 292 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,548 SO LONG, GEORGE. 293 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,283 BURSITIS, OUCH. 294 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,751 I USED TO HAVE THAT BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 295 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,719 -USED TO HAVE IT? -THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 296 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,854 HERE YOU GO, POPS. 297 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,722 THREE BALLS HARDLY USED. 298 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,857 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 299 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,459 YOU BE MY BALL BOY. 300 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,727 WATCH IT THERE, GRAMPS, WE DON'T WANT YOU 301 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:35,828 TO HURT YOURSELF. 302 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,198 YOU'RE GETTIN' WET. 303 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,574 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 304 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,476 HEAR SOME CHATTER, LET'S HEAR SOME CHATTER. 305 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,344 YEAH, CHATTER, I'LL GIVE YOU CHATTER. 306 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,880 HURRY UP, WILL YOU STOP THAT, IT'S NOT A DINNER. 307 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,482 THROW THE BALL. 308 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,652 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 309 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,920 IT'S A MIRACLE. 310 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,189 TWO YOU DID, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 311 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,023 YOU JUST GOT LUCKY. 312 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,994 AH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 313 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,096 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT AT ALL. 314 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,597 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 315 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,798 SO LONG, GEORGE. 316 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,904 HEY, MISTER, WAIT UP, I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING. 317 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,072 HEY, GEORGE. 318 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,408 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 319 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,311 MR. MONTGOMERY PLEASE DON'T OVEREXERT YOURSELF. 320 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,580 BUT DOC, I FEEL GREAT, WATCH! 321 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,084 WOW, LOOK WHAT HE JUST DID. 322 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,319 IF HE GETS HURT IT'LL SET HIS 323 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,820 TREATMENT BACK SIX MONTHS. 324 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,554 TREATMENT? 325 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:34,987 WHAT TREATMENT? 326 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:35,855 WHAT? 327 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,490 AH, NEVERMIND. 328 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,759 WELL, DOC, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR PRIZED PATIENT NOW? 329 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,194 HE'S A DOCTOR? 330 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,695 WHAT, WHAT TREATMENT? TELL ME, WHAT TREATMENT? 331 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,331 I GOTTA KNOW MORE, I GOTTA KNOW MORE. 332 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,899 I'M SORRY, OUR TREATMENTS ARE STILL EXPERIMENTAL. 333 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,601 IN FIVE, TEN YEARS MAYBE 334 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,403 IT'LL BE AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. 335 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,939 DOC, GOOD OLD GEORGE HERE, HE CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG. 336 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,308 YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG. 337 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,345 I CAN'T? 338 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,413 I MUST SWEAR YOU TO SECRECY. 339 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,782 IF OTHER RESEARCHERS OR THE MEDIA 340 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,284 DISCOVER OUR RESULTS-- 341 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,119 BELIEVE ME, NOBODY'LL KNOW. IT'S BETTER THAT WAY. 342 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,155 WE'LL KEEP IT TO OURSELVES. 343 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,290 AT THE UNIVERSITY WE'RE STUDYING WAYS 344 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,091 TO STOP THE EFFECTS OF AGING. 345 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,793 IT WORKS, GEORGE, LOOK AT ME. 346 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,663 WE'VE HAD SOME VERY PROMISING RESULTS. 347 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:17,230 AMAZING RESULTS. 348 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,265 I'M LIVING PROOF. 349 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,099 HE'S THE LIVING PROOF. 350 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,470 BUT, GEORGE, WE'RE A POOR PUBLIC UNIVERSITY. 351 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,439 SO, WE'RE ASKING OUR PATIENTS TO CONTRIBUTE 352 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:31,311 JUST A SMALL PORTION OF THEIR TREATMENT COST. 353 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:35,182 YOU MEAN IT'S EXPENSIVE? 354 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,651 IF IT'S EXPENSIVE, I DON'T NEED IT. 355 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,155 I'M SO SORRY, GEORGE. 356 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,957 ENJOY YOUR LAST FEW MONTHS. 357 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,660 I MEAN YEARS. 358 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,066 MY DAD SAYS WHEN WE GET OLDER 359 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,968 WE'LL LIKE GIRLS. 360 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,737 WE'LL LIKE 'EM? 361 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,971 YUCKY OLD GIRLS? 362 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,341 YEP, WHETHER WE WANT TO OR NOT. 363 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,343 LOOK, THERE'S JAKE MILLER. 364 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,844 OH NO, THEY GOT JAKE. 365 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:08,681 NO CRUMMY OLD GIRL IS EVER GONNA GET A HOLD OF ME. 366 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,949 HELLO, BOYS. 367 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,884 EWW, MARGARET. 368 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,952 EWW, GROSS. 369 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,421 HELLO, DENNIS. 370 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,989 MY WHAT A LOVELY EVENING. 371 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,992 HEY, DENNIS, LOOK. 372 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,262 HA HA HA. 373 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:26,966 HOW CAN A GIRL EVER COMPETE WITH THAT? 374 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,491 YOU CALL THAT DANCING? 375 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,993 HEY, MR. WILSON, COME DANCE WITH US. 376 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,828 IT'S LOADS OF FUN. 377 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,096 YEAH, COME ON, GEORGE. 378 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,000 UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GETTIN' TOO OLD. 379 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:26,986 YEAH! 380 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,060 MY BACK, AH! 381 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,128 YIKES! 382 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,064 I'LL HELP YA. 383 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,566 DON'T TOUCH ME! 384 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,167 I'M GONNA FIX YOUR BACK. 385 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,301 OH, TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 386 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,135 OW! 387 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,004 YOU MADE IT WORSE. 388 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,841 HEY, LOOK, DARTS. 389 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,313 HEY, MISTER, HOW MANY TICKETS DO WE NEED? 390 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,349 BUT I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 391 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,752 THAT'S WHAT DENNIS ALWAYS SAYS. 392 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,287 YEAH! 393 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,255 LOOK, JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT. 394 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,624 I'LL FIX YOU REAL GOOD. 395 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,259 YOU'RE GETTING THE RED ONE. 396 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,027 YOU RUINED ME. 397 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,228 YOU RUINED ME. 398 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,864 WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? 399 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,466 OKAY, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT 400 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,735 THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE. 401 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,605 I NEVER LIKED YOU! 402 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,240 HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT THE BIG ONE. 403 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,675 DON'T LIKE THAT GUY. 404 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,309 GET IT! 405 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,214 AHH! 406 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,587 GEORGE! 407 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,055 MR. WILSON, STAND STILL. 408 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:39,659 I'LL PULL OUT ALL THEM DARTS FOR YA. 409 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,729 YOU TWO, YOU TWO, YOU'RE BOTH MENACES. 410 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,763 MENACES! 411 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,235 DOCTOR! 412 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,003 I'M READY TO SIGN UP. 413 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,071 AH. 414 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,274 I'M, I'M READY TO SIGN UP. 415 00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,710 BY GEORGE, OKAY, CALM DOWN. 416 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,178 -THURSDAY 4 -PM, THE WIFE GOES 417 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:02,415 TO THE BRIDGE CLUB, 314 ELM, YOU'LL COME THERE? 418 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,683 PROMISE, PROMISE? 419 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:07,286 DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE THERE. 420 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,387 THANKS. 421 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,690 YOU WON'T BE SORRY, GEORGE. 422 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,063 I DO BELIEVE OUR FRIEND, GEORGE, IS HOOKED. 423 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,502 WOO. 424 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,071 HE'S HOOKED ALL RIGHT. 425 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,406 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA TAKE OLD GEORGE TO THE CLEANERS. 426 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,108 HA HA HA. 427 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:40,352 GEORGE, THE FOR SALE SIGN AGAIN? 428 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,555 MARTHA, MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY. 429 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:43,756 MAYBE SOME IDIOT FROM OUT OF TOWN 430 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,424 WILL BUY IT BEFORE HE FINDS OUT 431 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,027 YOU KNOW WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR. 432 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,395 HEY, MR. WILSON! 433 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,234 HEY, GEORGE, WE'RE GOING JOGGING. 434 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,302 YOU WANNA COME ALONG? 435 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,137 PLEASE, MR. WILSON? PLEASE! 436 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:00,607 THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT NO THANKS. 437 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,742 THAT'S TOO BAD, I THOUGHT IF YOU CAME ALONG 438 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,377 DENNIS WOULD GET A CHANCE TO RIDE IN AN AMBULANCE. 439 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,713 HA HA HA. 440 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,515 THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. 441 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,016 THANKS A LOT, JOHNSON. 442 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,284 WE'RE GOING TO THE SWIMMING POOL LATER IF YOU WANNA COME. 443 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,586 IT'D BE A BIT SAFER. 444 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,488 I'LL CHECK MY SCHEDULE. 445 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,823 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, 446 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,158 HAVING YOU AND GRANDPA LIVING HERE. 447 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:23,496 I JUST KNOW YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BECOME BEST FRIENDS. 448 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,802 GEORGE, WHY ARE YOU SO JEALOUS OF MR. JOHNSON? 449 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,904 HE IS DENNIS' GRANDFATHER. 450 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,306 OF COURSE, DENNIS WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM. 451 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,374 JEALOUS? 452 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:38,310 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 453 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:39,378 MARTHA, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 454 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,914 WE WENT TO A SWIMMING POOL? 455 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,082 OUR HONEYMOON. 456 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,384 DOESN'T A NICE, QUIET DAY AT THE SWIMMING POOL 457 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,286 SOUND RESTFUL? 458 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:51,958 AHH! 459 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,271 YOO HOO. 460 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,873 WHY HELLO, BOYS. 461 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:07,540 AHH! 462 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:08,841 HEY, WHAT IS IT? 463 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,243 MARGARET, DOG POO POO BRAIN. 464 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,412 YEP, IT'S MARGARET ALL RIGHT. 465 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,982 YOU CAN'T GO SWIMMING LIKE THAT. 466 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,083 OF COURSE I CAN. 467 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:19,852 WE REDHEADS ARE VERY SENSITIVE TO THE SUN. 468 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,354 OUR SKIN IS SO DELICATE. 469 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:23,556 YOU COME TO THE SWIMMING POOL 470 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,558 AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GO SWIMMING? 471 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,094 HEY, GUYS, COME SEE MY BIG, BLACK SPIDER. 472 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,496 YOU FEED HER FRIES, SHE RIPS 'EM APART 473 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,332 AND FEEDS 'EM TO HER BABY SPIDERS. 474 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:34,333 EWW. 475 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,234 WOW! 476 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:36,035 COOL! 477 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,136 LET'S GO SEE IT! 478 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,221 THERE ARE A COUPLE OVER THERE. 479 00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,495 MR. WILSON, WE NEED TO TALK. 480 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,831 HUH? WHAT, WHAT? 481 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,532 I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE DENNIS 482 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:07,834 QUIT BEING SUCH A POOPHEAD 483 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,401 AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME. 484 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:10,937 YOU WANT MY ADVICE? 485 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:11,971 RUN. 486 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,973 GO AS FAR AWAY FROM HIM AS YOU CAN. 487 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,708 SAVE YOURSELF WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME. 488 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:17,576 GEORGE, THAT ISN'T NICE. 489 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,011 IT'S FOR HER OWN GOOD. 490 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,980 SHE'LL THANK ME WHEN SHE GETS OLDER. 491 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,616 WHAT DO MEN WANT FROM US WOMEN? 492 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,517 OH, DEAR, PLEASE SIT DOWN. 493 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,719 COME ON. 494 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,454 GEORGE WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU. 495 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,222 WON'T YOU, GEORGE? 496 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:31,357 YEAH. 497 00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,861 EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL 498 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,697 I KNEW DENNIS AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 499 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,499 DEEP DOWN I KNOW HE FEELS THE SAME WAY, 500 00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,568 BUT HE JUST DOESN'T SHOW IT. 501 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,270 HE'S ONLY SEVEN-YEARS-OLD. 502 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,206 HE'S SEVEN-AND-A-HALF, ALMOST EIGHT, 503 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,376 AND NOW THIS GINA GIRL COMES ALONG AND MOVES IN ON HIM. 504 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,379 WELL, SURELY SHE'S NO COMPETITION FOR YOU. 505 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,215 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I CAN'T MAKE DENNIS 506 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,416 DO ANYTHING I WANT. 507 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,518 I HAVE A VERY HIGH IQ. 508 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:02,755 I ALREADY READ AT THE LEVEL OF A FOURTH-GRADER. 509 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,524 HE SHOULD BE EATING OUT OF MY HAND. 510 00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:07,493 MR. WILSON, WHAT DO I DO? 511 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:08,594 HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW? 512 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:12,631 GEORGE, ANSWER HER. 513 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,066 WHAT DOES DENNIS SEE IN THIS GIRL? 514 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,136 BUGS, YUCKY, CRAWLY THINGS WITH WAY TOO MANY LEGS. 515 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:20,740 WELL, DEAR, A WOMAN'S GOT TO SHARE HER MAN'S INTERESTS, 516 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,409 OR AT LEAST PRETEND LIKE SHE DOES. 517 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,444 IT'S HOW I CAUGHT GEORGE. 518 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:26,913 -YOU DID? -MM-HM. 519 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:30,382 THANKS, MR. WILSON, YOU SAVED OUR RELATIONSHIP. 520 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,352 GOOD, SO LONG. 521 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,265 LOOK, THAT'S MY GRANDPA! 522 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,270 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? 523 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,177 THAT'S MY GRANDPA. 524 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:03,750 BIG DEAL, I USED TO WORK AS A LIFEGUARD IN THE SUMMERS. 525 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,517 I DID A ONE-AND-A-HALF WITH A TWIST. 526 00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:06,953 -GEORGE. -I THINK I'M GONNA 527 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,654 SHOW THAT GUY A THING OR TWO. 528 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:10,322 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DIVING BOARD 529 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,623 IN FORTY YEARS. 530 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,259 GEORGE! 531 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:42,388 HEY, MISTER, HURRY UP. 532 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,991 SHUT UP, KID, HUH? 533 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:54,066 HEY, LOOK, THERE'S MR. WILSON! 534 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:59,071 THANKS, DENNIS. 535 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:02,574 SWAN DIVE. 536 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:05,144 EH, PIECE OF CAKE. 537 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:15,387 OH, I HOPE I'M OKAY. 538 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,431 AHH! 539 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,437 OOH. 540 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:37,309 THAT WAS THE BEST BELLY BUSTER EVER. 541 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,011 OHH. 542 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:41,580 AHH. 543 00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:45,751 OHH OOH OW AH OH. 544 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,086 GRANDPA WAS RIGHT. 545 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,755 WE GET TO RIDE IN AN AMBULANCE AFTER ALL. 546 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,590 HEY, MISTER, CAN I RUN THE SIRENS? 547 00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:52,892 SURE, DENNIS. 548 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,266 MARTHA, YOU DON'T WANNA BE LATE FOR YOUR BRIDGE CLUB, HURRY UP. 549 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,168 -GEORGE, WHY ARE YOU-- -DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET IT. 550 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,735 I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, DON'T WORRY, 551 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,371 IT'S NOTHING, NOBODY. 552 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:06,238 BYE, MARTHA. 553 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:06,772 TAKE CARE. 554 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:07,773 BYE, MARTHA. 555 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,741 BYE BYE, MARTHA. 556 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,311 HOLD ON, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 557 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,115 DOCTOR, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 558 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,649 GEORGE, THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE FROM 559 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:20,386 THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW DELHI, DR. SHASHI KASHA. 560 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,588 VERY PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. 561 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,755 GET INSIDE, QUICK. 562 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,291 I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO SEE YA. 563 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:28,560 A LOT OF BUSY BODIES AND SNOOPS AROUND HERE. 564 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,098 BYE, MARTHA! 565 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,667 YES! 566 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,103 WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF FOR? 567 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,971 OH, UH, WE NEED IT FOR YOUR EXAMINATION. 568 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,006 EXAMINATION? 569 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,073 YES, JUST QUICK PHYSICAL. 570 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,609 SEE WHAT SHAPE YOU'RE IN. 571 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,634 WHAT? 572 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,835 WHAT? 573 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:14,706 YOUR CELLULAR DECAY IS SO ADVANCED. 574 00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:15,774 I'M SORRY. 575 00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:17,676 WE'RE VERY SORRY. 576 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,777 DO YOU HAVE A WILL? 577 00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:19,711 YOU SHOULD GET ALL YOUR AFFAIRS 578 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,680 IN ORDER, QUICKLY. 579 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:23,615 YOU MUST BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING. 580 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,817 YOU'RE BOTH DOCTORS. 581 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,719 THINK. 582 00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:31,857 WELL, THERE IS... 583 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:32,758 THE KOMATSU ROOT. 584 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:33,892 THE KOMATSU ROOT? 585 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,561 IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE. 586 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:47,173 -THE KOMATSU ROOT, VERY RARE. -VERY RARE. 587 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,575 IT'S RESERVED FOR THE CHINESE HEADS OF STATE 588 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:50,776 UNDER PAIN OF DEATH. 589 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:52,111 SOME KIND OF ROOT. 590 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:53,345 WHAT DOES IT DO? 591 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,881 BOIL THE ROOT, AND DRINK THE TEA-- 592 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,616 OH, VERY YUMMY TEA. 593 00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:58,985 --THREE TIMES A DAY. 594 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,752 WITHIN A WEEK YOU'LL START 595 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,454 TO LOOK YOUNGER, FEEL YOUNGER-- 596 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,590 BUT, DOCTOR, I DON'T THINK OUR FRIEND, GEORGE, 597 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:05,757 HERE HAS THAT MUCH MONEY. 598 00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:07,026 YES, YES, YES I DO. 599 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,127 HOW MUCH IS IT? 600 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,928 WELL, GEORGE, LET ME SEE, 601 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,697 $10,000 OUGHTA COVER IT. 602 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,965 TEN THOUSAND? 603 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:16,668 $10,000 FOR A ROOT? 604 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:17,903 MM-HM. 605 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:21,040 HMM, HMM. 606 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,776 OHH. 607 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:27,513 HEY, MR. WILSON. 608 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,719 YOU WRITIN' A CHECK, HUH? 609 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:34,820 WHAT YOU BUYING? 610 00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:37,123 HE'S BUYING THIS RARE ROOT. 611 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,725 THAT COOL ROOT THING OVER THERE? 612 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,759 WHAT'S IT DO? 613 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:41,860 TELL ME. 614 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,662 IT MAKES A PERSON YOUNGER. 615 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:44,796 GOLLY. 616 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,598 I'M SEVEN-AND-A-HALF, 617 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:50,369 IF I TOOK SOME I'D BE SIX-AND-A-HALF? 618 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:54,006 WHAT IF I TOOK SO MUCH I WAS A LITTLE BABY? 619 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:55,907 AND THEN I TOOK SOME MORE? 620 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:56,975 YIKES! 621 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,944 IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. 622 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:01,747 OH, HEY, GUESS WHAT I HAVE. 623 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,788 I FOUND ONE, TOO. 624 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,323 AIN'T IT COOL LOOKIN'? 625 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,325 MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS. 626 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,293 OOH. 627 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,063 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 628 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,764 DEAD MAN'S CREEK BY THE BRIDGE. 629 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,432 THERE'S MILLIONS OF 'EM. 630 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,668 HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE, MR. WILSON. 631 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,804 THERE'S LOTS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 632 00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:28,174 IT'S A MIRACLE, HA HA. 633 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,910 WELL, I GUESS I WON'T NEED THIS CHECK AFTER ALL. 634 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,379 -I'LL USE THIS ROOT. -COOL. 635 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:36,948 I'M GONNA GO BREW SOME TEA WITH MY ROOT RIGHT NOW. 636 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,051 BYE. 637 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:41,353 WANNA SEE WHAT ELSE I FOUND? 638 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,656 LOOK, IT'S THE BIGGEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN. 639 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,598 ARGH! 640 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:57,836 GOLLY, I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET RID OF POISON IVY. 641 00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,938 OOH, OOH, POISON IVY. 642 00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:07,913 FIRST THAT KID COST US TEN GRAND, 643 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:09,581 AND NOW THIS. 644 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:12,684 -IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO HE IS. -DENNIS MITCHELL. 645 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,353 ALL THE PHARMACISTS, ALL THE CLERKS, 646 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,587 THEY ALL KNOW HIM, THEY SAY YOU'RE LUCKY. 647 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,523 YOU COULD'VE GONE TO THE HOSPITAL. 648 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:21,293 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING THAT WILSON'S STILL HOOKED. 649 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,462 WE'LL GET ALL HIS MONEY YET. 650 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:27,433 NOBODY BEATS THE PROFESSOR, NOBODY, 651 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:30,636 ESPECIALLY A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD. 652 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:41,880 GEORGE, I THOUGHT YOU HATED TEA. 653 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,816 WHAT IS THAT TERRIBLE SMELL? 654 00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:46,985 A DEAD RAT. 655 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,921 GEORGE, WHAT IN THE WORLD? 656 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:51,089 IT'S, IT'S GARDENING FOOD. 657 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,024 NO, NO, IT'S, IT'S FOR-- 658 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,025 IT'S FOR PLANTING. 659 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,093 IT'S PLANTING FOOD. 660 00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:56,528 PLANTING FOOD. 661 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:57,463 FOR GARDENING. 662 00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:58,830 PLANTING FOOD AND GARDENING. 663 00:34:58,897 --> 00:34:59,865 -GEORGE-- -YES? 664 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,233 --DEAR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 665 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:04,703 I MEAN, LATELY YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGE. 666 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,072 EVEN MORE STRANGE THAN USUAL. 667 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,540 NONSENSE. 668 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,775 NONSENSE. 669 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,083 EVERYTHING IS FINE. 670 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,852 WATER, MORE WATER! 671 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:54,986 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. 672 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:56,255 ANY MINUTE THE WHOLE TOWN'S 673 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:58,123 GONNA BE UNDER WATER! 674 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,058 COME ON, WATER'S COMING IN. 675 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,193 FLOOD! 676 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,329 A FLOOD, A FLOOD. 677 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:07,032 THIS IS GREAT MUD. 678 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:13,639 EH-HEM. 679 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,041 EH-HEM. 680 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,176 EH-EH-EH-HEM. 681 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,212 OH, HI, MARGARET. 682 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,013 WE'RE BUILDING A DAM. 683 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,649 IT'S SUCH A NICE DAY. 684 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,151 I THOUGHT I'D TAKE MY COLLECTION OF BUGS 685 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:27,319 OUT FOR A WALK. 686 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:30,989 DID YOU SAY, "BUGS?" 687 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:34,326 MARGARET WITH BUGS? 688 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:40,098 I HOPE EVERYONE HERE'S ALL HAD THEIR SHOTS. 689 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,132 MM-HM. 690 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,070 NOW...STAND BACK. 691 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,243 COOL. 692 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,111 WHOA, WHAT IS IT? 693 00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:54,346 A GIANT PRAYING MANTIS. 694 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:56,181 IT BET YOU IT'S POISONOUS. 695 00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,449 DOES IT BITE? 696 00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:00,886 WATCH OUT, HE'S HUNGRY. 697 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:04,122 MY MOM WASHES DISHES WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 698 00:37:04,189 --> 00:37:05,223 HE WAS ABOUT TO ATTACK. 699 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,192 I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 700 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:10,662 NEXT, A MUTANT ROACH. 701 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,533 THAT'S AMAZING. 702 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,534 WHOA. 703 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:17,903 I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 704 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,338 WHAT A ROACH. 705 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:22,040 THAT'S NO ROACH, LET ME SEE IT. 706 00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:23,975 HE HAS A HEADACHE. 707 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,745 AND NOW, GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE PRIZE 708 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:30,048 OF MY COLLECTION, THE BIGGEST SPIDER 709 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,617 IN THE WORLD. 710 00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:36,054 WHOA. 711 00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:37,122 HE'S BIG. 712 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,290 IT'S COOL. 713 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,958 HE'S MEAN. 714 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:44,830 AND HE'S REALLY MAD. 715 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,832 WHAT A GREAT BUG. 716 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,367 HE'S BEAUTIFUL. 717 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,536 A SPIDER WITH CLAWS? 718 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,238 THE, THE CLAWS ARE FOR... 719 00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:55,874 SWINGING THROUGH THE TREES IN THE JUNGLE. 720 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,843 WHOA, THAT'S COOL. 721 00:37:57,909 --> 00:38:00,145 I KNOW, I HAVE TO TAKE 'EM HOME NOW, 722 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:01,413 IT'S TIME FOR THEIR NAPS. 723 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,948 I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE HELP 724 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,249 TO GET 'EM HOME. 725 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,254 I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE HELP 726 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,156 TO GET THEM HOME. 727 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,358 OKAY, MARGARET. 728 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,192 I'LL HELP YOU TAKE 'EM HOME. 729 00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:15,761 YOU WILL? 730 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,228 REALLY? 731 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,864 THANKS, DENNIS. 732 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:23,769 HE'S A GONER. 733 00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:26,171 OH NO, DENNIS IS GOING OUT WITH A GIRL. 734 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,539 A CRUMMY OLD GIRL. 735 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:30,275 NOT JUST ANY GIRL, MARGARET. 736 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:31,710 JUST LIKE A BOY, FALL FOR A GIRL 737 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,312 JUST BECAUSE SHE'S GOT BIG BUGS. 738 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,415 YEAH, WITH THEM GREAT BIG BUGS 739 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:39,918 SHE'S GONNA MAKE DENNIS HER SWEETIE PIE. 740 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,086 YUCK! 741 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,288 GUYS! 742 00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:44,623 THOSE BUGS WERE PHONY. 743 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,324 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR 'EM. 744 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,359 THEY WERE? 745 00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,894 THEM GREAT BUGS? 746 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,028 FAKES? 747 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,196 THAT CRUMMY MARGARET. 748 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:52,498 SHE DON'T FIGHT FAIR. 749 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,999 THEN WE GOTTA STOP HER. 750 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:57,503 WE GOTTA SAVE DENNIS FROM A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. 751 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,640 HENRY? HENRY MITCHELL. 752 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,843 HENRY, ALL THESE SUPPLIES FROM THE FIREMEN'S CARNIVAL 753 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,412 COULD YOU PLEASE PUT THEM WHERE DENNIS 754 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:07,713 CAN'T GET INTO THEM? 755 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,114 YOU MEAN WHERE DENNIS AND YOUR FATHER 756 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,384 CAN'T GET INTO 'EM. 757 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:15,821 UM, CAN YOU HAND THEM UP TO ME, HONEY? 758 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:16,488 ALICE! 759 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,857 WE'RE IN HERE, DAD! 760 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,761 OHH, OHHH. 761 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:25,597 DAD. 762 00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:28,867 WE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS. 763 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,436 IF YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO KEEP UP WITH DENNIS 764 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,370 YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF. 765 00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:34,039 I FORGOT THAT BEING AROUND DENNIS 766 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,642 WAS SUCH HARD WORK. 767 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,411 NO WONDER GEORGE IS SO GROUCHY ALL THE TIME. 768 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:40,812 THAT'S IT. 769 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,048 I'M CANCELLING THAT CAMPOUT THAT DENNIS 770 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:45,651 HAD PLANNED FOR THE TWO OF YOU IN THE BACKYARD TONIGHT. 771 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,454 YOU CAN'T DO THAT, HE'S GOT HIS HEART SET ON IT. 772 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,356 I JUST SAW HIM PACKING A SUITCASE UPSTAIRS. 773 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:54,125 BESIDES, I PROMISED, ALICE. 774 00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:58,964 AND I WON'T BREAK A PROMISE. 775 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,298 OH BOY. 776 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,736 YOU'RE GONNA EAT THESE VEGETABLES, 777 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,305 UGLY ALIEN GUY FROM OUTER SPACE. 778 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:08,840 YOU'RE GONNA EAT, EAT CARROTS. 779 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:13,411 EAT, EAT, EAT, LET'S ADD BROCCOLI! 780 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:17,082 DENNIS, LET THE PUPPETS GO TO SLEEP. 781 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:20,952 I GOT A BETTER IDEA, DENNIS, LET ME GO TO SLEEP. 782 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,755 BUT GRANDPA, WHAT'S THE FUN OF HAVING A CAMPOUT 783 00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:25,290 IF YOU SLEEP THROUGH IT? 784 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:30,228 I BET I CAN STAY AWAKE CLEAR THROUGH NIGHT. 785 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,429 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIT HERE 786 00:40:31,497 --> 00:40:35,934 AND THINK ABOUT KEEPING BOTH EYES OPEN. 787 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,107 GRANDPA, GRANDPA! 788 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:43,842 WAKE UP, WAKE UP! 789 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:04,262 MR. JOHNSON! 790 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,297 BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH? 791 00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,366 GREAT TO BE ALIVE. 792 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:09,601 GO AWAY. 793 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:11,302 OH, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BACK? 794 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:15,140 WELL, I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TO GO JOGGING TODAY. 795 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,608 TOO BAD. 796 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:17,609 I GUESS YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE EASY 797 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:18,610 LIVING WITH DENNIS, HUH? 798 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,078 IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD? 799 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:23,181 WELL, IT ISN'T. 800 00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:24,415 GEORGE! 801 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,450 MARTHA. 802 00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:27,085 THAT WASN'T VERY NICE. 803 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:30,388 MARTHA, I NEVER WIN ANYTHING AROUND HERE ANYMORE. 804 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:31,990 LET ME ENJOY JUST THIS ONCE. 805 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:35,627 WHAT HAS COME OVER YOU LATELY, GEORGE? 806 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,165 WHO'S THAT? 807 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,332 OH, A SALESMAN. 808 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:42,367 I'LL GET RID OF HIM. 809 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:43,735 LISTEN, BIG BREAKFAST. 810 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:47,038 WAFFLES, TOAST, COFFEE, PANCAKES, EVERYTHING, 811 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:49,174 THE WORKS, THE WORKS, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 812 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,441 ALL THAT FOOD? 813 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,610 YEAH, I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 814 00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:53,745 I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 815 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:58,516 DOCTOR, DOCTOR! 816 00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:01,720 -THE KOMATSU ROOT, IT WORKS. -IT DOES? 817 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:04,089 -OF COURSE IT DOES. -OH YES, OF COURSE IT DOES. 818 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:06,625 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON JOHNSON'S FACE. 819 00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:08,193 I MEAN, I FEEL SO YOUNG. 820 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:11,229 -AND HE LOOKED LIKE AN OLD MAN. -WELL, THAT'S FINE, GEORGE. 821 00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:14,532 LISTEN, WE'VE MADE A STARTLING NEW DISCOVERY. 822 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,533 A BREAKTHROUGH. 823 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:17,268 OH, IS THAT IT? 824 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:18,336 HOW DOES IT WORK? 825 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:19,370 WE'LL SHOW IT TO YOU. 826 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:20,538 WHERE CAN WE SET IT UP? 827 00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:22,140 MY GARAGE. 828 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,179 KEEP IT COMING. 829 00:42:30,515 --> 00:42:31,382 THERE WE GO. 830 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,059 HEY, MR. WILSON. 831 00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:41,727 WHAT IS THAT? 832 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:42,828 CAN I HELP, HUH? 833 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,230 GET AWAY, IT'S NOT FOR KIDS. 834 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,665 CAN I WATCH, PLEASE? 835 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:49,467 I WON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, PROMISE. 836 00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:50,802 NO! 837 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,476 OH, NO. 838 00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:01,179 GRANDPA'S ALREADY IN A BAD MOOD. 839 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:04,115 WE BETTER GET THIS CLEANED UP. 840 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,157 WHAT IS IT? 841 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,793 THE CULMINATION OF ALL OUR RESEARCH. 842 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:18,329 THE MARRIAGE OF MODERN SCIENCE AND ANCIENT FOLKLORE, 843 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,231 ALL WORKING TOGETHER. 844 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:21,366 LOOK HERE. 845 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:27,072 LOOK AT THIS OLD, DEAD, TIRED PLANT. 846 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,575 LOOK, PRETTY NEW FLOWER. 847 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,643 HOLY COW! 848 00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:07,312 DOES IT WORK ON PEOPLE? 849 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:08,446 OF COURSE. 850 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:09,781 IMAGINE IT, GEORGE. 851 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:12,517 YOU'LL FEEL YOUNGER, YOU'LL LOOK YOUNGER. 852 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,585 AND NOT JUST YOU. 853 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,287 MRS. WILSON, TOO. 854 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:21,326 GEORGE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS GETTING COLD. 855 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:22,393 I'LL GET MY CHECKBOOK. 856 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,930 I WANT IT. 857 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,736 PROFESSOR, THAT WAS AWESOME. 858 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:34,272 AH, JUST AN OLD MAGICIAN'S TRICK. 859 00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,374 MY YEARS WITH THE GREAT SANDELINI 860 00:44:36,441 --> 00:44:39,177 STILL COME IN HANDY. 861 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,451 YUCK, THIS STUFF'S NASTY. 862 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,319 IT'S NOT WORKING. 863 00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:49,487 HEY, MR. WILSON. 864 00:44:49,554 --> 00:44:50,722 OH MAN, IT'S HIM. 865 00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:51,522 THE MACHINE. 866 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:53,825 KEEP HIM AWAY. 867 00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,794 GO AWAY. HE'S NOT HERE. 868 00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:57,863 I JUST NEED TO BORROW HIS CAR-WASHING MACHINE. 869 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,330 IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 870 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,632 FOR PETE'S SAKE, GIVE THE KID WHAT HE WANTS. 871 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,633 FINE, TAKE IT. 872 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,202 JUST LEAVE. 873 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,738 GIVE ME THAT. 874 00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:11,977 THAT WAS CLOSE. 875 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:19,317 OKAY. NOW WE NEED LOTS OF SOAP. 876 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,618 COME ON. 877 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:32,630 LOOK FOR A BIG BOTTLE OF PINK STUFF. 878 00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:42,808 THERE! 879 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:45,610 THAT'S NOT A LOT. 880 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,579 AH HA! 881 00:45:51,182 --> 00:45:54,319 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MARTHA. 882 00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,590 HOW MUCH IS THIS GONNA COST ME? 883 00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,092 FOR YOU, GEORGE, NOTHING. 884 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:01,626 IT'S FREE? 885 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:02,961 IT'S FREE? 886 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,896 TRY IT, USE IT FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, 887 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:07,132 THEN YOU PAY US WHAT YOU THINK IT'S WORTH. 888 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:10,468 IF IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE, PAY US NOTHING. 889 00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,803 IT'S A DEAL. 890 00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:15,874 THIS THING SURE TAKES A LOT OF SOAP. 891 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:25,416 ALL WE NEED FROM YOU IS A SMALL SECURITY DEPOSIT. 892 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,218 YOU'LL GET YOUR DEPOSIT BACK WHEN WE COME 893 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,654 COLLECT THIS VERY EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT. 894 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,056 OH, THAT SOUNDS FAIR. 895 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,758 HOW MUCH DEPOSIT DO YOU WANT? 896 00:46:33,825 --> 00:46:35,760 WELL, TEN PERCENT OF ITS VALUE. 897 00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:37,896 FIFTEEN THOUSAND SHOULD COVER IT. 898 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:41,499 -THAT MUCH? -WHAT'S IT MATTER? 899 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,668 WE'RE NOT GONNA CASH THE CHECK, GEORGE. 900 00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:45,703 WE'RE JUST GONNA HOLD ONTO IT. 901 00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:47,738 WILL I GET IT BACK? 902 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,840 OF COURSE. 903 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:50,441 YOU HAVE OUR MACHINE. 904 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:51,742 IT'S PRICELESS. 905 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,245 OH RIGHT. I WAS BEING SILLY. 906 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:04,622 COOL. 907 00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:06,791 IS THIS THE WEIRDEST SOAP? 908 00:47:06,858 --> 00:47:08,493 SMELLS SWEET. 909 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:17,468 YUCK, RUFF. DON'T EAT THE SOAP. 910 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,776 MM, COTTON CANDY. 911 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,745 COOL. 912 00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:29,247 THE CAR! 913 00:47:32,817 --> 00:47:33,684 YIKES. 914 00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,586 IT'S STUCK. 915 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,536 SO LONG, GEORGE. 916 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,403 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 917 00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:53,738 NO, NO. 918 00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,240 THANK YOU. 919 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:01,212 AH, TURN IT OFF! 920 00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:04,315 WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OUT HERE? 921 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:13,558 DENNIS! 922 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:20,065 IT'S JUST COTTON CANDY. 923 00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:23,101 OH, MY GOD, MY WONDERFUL MACHINE! 924 00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:25,636 YOU'VE DESTROYED MY MACHINE! 925 00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:27,038 I'M RUINED! 926 00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:29,374 GIVE ME MONEY, NOW! 927 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,009 MY INSURANCE WILL PAY FOR IT. 928 00:48:31,076 --> 00:48:34,312 WHEN THE POLICE COME WE'LL MAKE OUT A REPORT. 929 00:48:34,379 --> 00:48:34,812 THE COPS! 930 00:48:34,879 --> 00:48:35,780 THE COPS! 931 00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:38,283 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 932 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:38,716 DOCTOR! 933 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:41,352 WAIT! 934 00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:12,783 ISN'T THIS THAT MITCHELL HOUSE? 935 00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:14,085 THAT EXPLAINS IT. 936 00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:17,022 A COTTON CANDY 911 CALL, HUH? 937 00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:23,028 WHAT HAPPENED? 938 00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:24,662 DENNIS, DID YOU GET... 939 00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:26,031 WHAT? 940 00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:27,498 WHERE DID YOU GET ALL... 941 00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:30,601 ARE YOU... 942 00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:33,471 I WAS JUST WASHING GRANDPA'S CAR. 943 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,006 LOOK AT MY CAR! 944 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:38,709 DENNIS, LOOK WHAT YOU DID! HOW COULD YOU? 945 00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:42,547 GEORGE, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT THING IN THE GARAGE? 946 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:43,748 THE YOUTH MACHINE. 947 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:44,849 IT'S GONE. 948 00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:46,351 I'LL NEVER BE YOUNG AGAIN. 949 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:49,720 GOLLY, I'M REAL SORRY, MR. WILSON. 950 00:49:49,787 --> 00:49:50,855 SORRY? 951 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,790 YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE AGAIN. 952 00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:54,692 GEORGE. 953 00:49:54,759 --> 00:49:56,061 DENNIS, GO TO YOUR ROOM. 954 00:49:56,127 --> 00:50:00,298 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 955 00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:01,866 BUT, MOM, I WAS JUST TRYING-- 956 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:04,402 NO BUTS. 957 00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:07,672 FOR YEARS, ONE CATASTROPHE AFTER ANOTHER. 958 00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:09,174 I'VE NEVER COMPLAINED. 959 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,975 THEY SAY HE'S ONLY A BOY. 960 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,177 THIS CHILD'S NO CHILD! 961 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,979 HE'S A LIVING DISASTER! 962 00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:17,582 MARTHA, I KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO. 963 00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:19,250 WE'RE GONNA GET SOME MATCHES. 964 00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:20,585 THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, GET SOME MATCHES, 965 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,220 AND WE'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN 966 00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:24,855 AND COLLECT THE MONEY FROM THE INSURANCE. 967 00:50:24,922 --> 00:50:26,591 NO, WAIT A MINUTE! BETTER YET! 968 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,893 WE'LL GET DENNIS, WE'LL GIVE HIM THE MATCHES, 969 00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:32,830 WE'LL TELL HIM TO BE CAREFUL, AND THEN STEP BACK. 970 00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:33,831 BA-BA-BOOM! 971 00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,200 HEY, WAIT. 972 00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,968 I HAVE AN IDEA, A WAY TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. 973 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,938 AH, THIS I GOT TO HEAR! 974 00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:42,507 GEORGE WANTS TO MOVE AWAY. 975 00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:44,942 GRANDPA WANTS TO BE NEAR DENNIS, BUT IT GETS AWFULLY TIGHT 976 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:46,177 WITH ALL OF US UNDER ONE ROOF. 977 00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:49,747 SO GRANDPA BUYS GEORGE'S HOUSE. 978 00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:51,782 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 979 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,085 IT'S JUST WHAT EVERYBODY WANTS. 980 00:50:54,152 --> 00:50:55,986 WAIT A MINUTE. 981 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:59,390 YOU MEAN I'D BE LIVING HERE? 982 00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:03,228 REALLY, REALLY LIVING HERE, FULL-TIME, 983 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,995 NEXT DOOR TO DENNIS 984 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,398 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE? 985 00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:08,266 HIM? 986 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,401 HIM? LIVING IN MY HOUSE? 987 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:13,904 OKAY, THEN. IT'S A DEAL. 988 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:20,845 OH, NO. 989 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,849 MR. WILSON MOVING AWAY? 990 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,557 DENNIS, NO, YOU CAN'T GO OVER TO MR. WILSON'S. 991 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:35,760 HE'S VERY BUSY AND YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED. 992 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,562 STAY OUT OF THE WAY AND DON'T STEP ONE FOOT 993 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,864 OVER THERE TILL MR. WILSON MOVES. 994 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:45,002 BUT SUPPOSE MR. WILSON REALLY NEEDS ME, REALLY, REALLY BAD? 995 00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,571 NO. 996 00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:52,677 BUT SUPPOSE HE'S IN REAL DANGER AND NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND? 997 00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:54,044 NO. 998 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:58,015 BUT SUPPOSE HE'S GONNA DIE AND NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND 999 00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:01,051 TO HELP AND ONLY I CAN SAVE HIM? 1000 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:01,986 NO. 1001 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,954 N-O, NO. 1002 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:04,889 STAY HERE. 1003 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:05,923 DON'T LEAVE THE YARD. 1004 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:07,992 THAT'S AN ORDER. 1005 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:10,995 DO YOU HEAR ME? 1006 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,467 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 1007 00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:18,736 HE'S GOT TO PLAY IN HIS OWN YARD. 1008 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:21,806 THAT MISERABLE KID IS OUT OF COMMISSION! 1009 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:22,407 OUT OF OUR HAIR. 1010 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,073 ON ICE! 1011 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,509 IN THE PENALTY BOX. 1012 00:52:24,575 --> 00:52:24,942 HISTORY. 1013 00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:25,910 BENCHED. 1014 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:26,644 OUT OF ORDER. 1015 00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:27,745 OFF DUTY. 1016 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:30,815 WILSON IS ALL OURS. 1017 00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:35,052 SUPPOSE HE'S GONNA DIE? 1018 00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:36,053 NO. 1019 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,188 HANGING ON BY JUST ONE HAND? 1020 00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:38,022 NO. 1021 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,056 OKAY, ONE FINGER. 1022 00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:40,558 OKAY, OKAY. 1023 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:42,793 IF MR. WILSON IS IN REAL BAD DANGER 1024 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:46,631 AND IF NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND, AND IF HE HOLLERS FOR HELP, 1025 00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:52,803 AND IF HE'S HANGING ON BY ONLY ONE FINGER... 1026 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:56,241 AND IF YOU, AND ONLY YOU, CAN SAVE HIM, 1027 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:57,975 THEN YOU CAN GO TO MR. WILSON'S. 1028 00:52:58,042 --> 00:53:00,878 BUT ONLY THEN. 1029 00:53:00,945 --> 00:53:02,513 OKAY. THANKS, DAD. 1030 00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:15,092 HEY, MR. WILSON! 1031 00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,361 I'M GROUNDED. 1032 00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:18,896 MY DAD SAYS I CAN'T VISIT ANYMORE. 1033 00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,498 -EVER. -GOOD. 1034 00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:23,868 I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR BLOWING UP YOUR YOUTH MACHINE. 1035 00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:27,238 I GUESS NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY ALL OLD AND WRINKLED UP, HUH? 1036 00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,139 YES, I DO, YES, I DO. 1037 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:32,076 -THANK YOU. -YOU'RE WELCOME. 1038 00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:35,246 I WISH I COULD HELP YOU GET YOUNGER LIKE YOU WANT. 1039 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:38,115 YOU KNOW, I'M STILL AWFUL YOUNG. 1040 00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,550 OH, REALLY? 1041 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:46,257 IF I COULD, I'D TAKE AWAY TEN YEARS OF YOURS. 1042 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:48,859 THEN I'D BE OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE. 1043 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:49,960 GOD HELP US. 1044 00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:55,766 I'M GONNA BE AWFUL, AWFUL SORRY TO SEE YOU GO. 1045 00:53:55,833 --> 00:54:03,173 YOU'RE MY BESTEST BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1046 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,509 DENNIS? 1047 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:09,079 YOU LEAVE MR. WILSON ALONE. 1048 00:54:09,146 --> 00:54:12,049 WELL, I HAVE TO GO NOW. 1049 00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:13,751 BYE. 1050 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:34,004 GEORGE, DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING? 1051 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:37,575 MOVING FROM OUR HOME? 1052 00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:38,275 SELLING? 1053 00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:39,977 I DON'T KNOW, MARTHA. 1054 00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:43,314 I LOVE THIS HOUSE AS MUCH AS YOU DO. 1055 00:54:43,381 --> 00:54:45,816 AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY, AFTER DENNIS 1056 00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:47,585 DOES ONE OF THOSE DISASTROUS THINGS, 1057 00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:51,789 I SWORE WE WOULD MOVE AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. 1058 00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:53,924 FAR AWAY. 1059 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:56,093 AND HERE WE ARE. 1060 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,395 WE'RE DOING IT. 1061 00:54:57,462 --> 00:55:00,565 WE'RE ACTUALLY MOVING. 1062 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:05,269 I JUST HOPE IT WORKS FOR EVERYBODY. 1063 00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:08,305 ESPECIALLY FOR DENNIS. 1064 00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:10,975 HE NEEDS HIS GRANDFATHER. 1065 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:12,610 AND LET'S FACE IT... 1066 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:16,246 HIS GRANDFATHER'S A LOT MORE FUN TO HAVE AROUND. 1067 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:20,217 WELL, HE-- GEORGE, HE LOVES YOU, TOO. 1068 00:55:20,284 --> 00:55:23,020 HE'S GONNA MISS YOU. 1069 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:25,423 HE'LL GET OVER IT. 1070 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:29,460 A GRANDFATHER IS SPECIAL. 1071 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:34,198 I'M JUST A... NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR. 1072 00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:47,978 BUT IF GRANDPA LIKES GOING AWAY AND MR. WILSON 1073 00:55:48,045 --> 00:55:52,149 LIKES STAYING HOME, HOW COME GRANDPA'S STAYING HOME 1074 00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:54,184 AND MR. WILSON'S GOING AWAY? 1075 00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:56,654 DENNIS, THEY'RE ADULTS. 1076 00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:59,323 THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 1077 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,291 GOOD NIGHT. 1078 00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:08,966 GROWNUPS ARE SO WEIRD. 1079 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:13,170 HI, IT'S ME AGAIN, BUT I GUESS YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. 1080 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:15,105 AT LEAST YOU LISTEN TO ME. 1081 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:18,175 THAT'S YOUR JOB. 1082 00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:20,445 I THINK MR. WILSON AND GRANDPA ARE ABOUT TO MAKE 1083 00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:23,514 A BIG, BIG MISTAKE. 1084 00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:27,918 AND I'M JUST A KID, NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO ME. 1085 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,320 I CAN'T EVEN VISIT MR. WILSON'S HOUSE ANYMORE, 1086 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,490 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 1087 00:56:32,557 --> 00:56:35,292 SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO GIVE ME SOME HELP HERE, 1088 00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:37,762 I'D SURE APPRECIATE IT. 1089 00:56:37,828 --> 00:56:38,829 THANKS. 1090 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,064 AMEN. 1091 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:41,398 THE END. 1092 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:46,604 I'LL GET IT. 1093 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:53,010 HELLO! CITY TERMITE INSPECTORS. 1094 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:56,447 CITY REQUIRES INSPECTION ON ALL RESIDENCES PRIOR TO SALE. 1095 00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:57,448 NOT INTERESTED. 1096 00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:58,983 -GOODBYE. -HOLD IT! 1097 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:01,318 YOU CAN'T SELL THE HOUSE UNLESS YOU GOT A CERTIFICATE 1098 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,454 OF TERMITE NON-INFESTATION. 1099 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:04,555 IT'S THE LAW. 1100 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:05,723 IT'S FOR YOUR PROTECTION. 1101 00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:07,424 YEAH, WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT. 1102 00:57:07,492 --> 00:57:08,726 WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU. 1103 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,861 HOW MUCH IS THIS "HELP" GONNA COST ME? 1104 00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,664 TWO HUNDRED BUCKS, UP FRONT. 1105 00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:17,267 I'LL GO GET MY CHECKBOOK. 1106 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:20,337 WOO, LOOK AT THIS! TERMITES! 1107 00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:21,672 I DON'T SEE NO TERMITES. 1108 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,508 INVISIBLE MITES, THE WORST! 1109 00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:27,111 YOU CAN'T SEE THEM, YOU CAN'T KILL THEM. 1110 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,647 YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME BIG PROBLEMS. 1111 00:57:29,714 --> 00:57:31,916 ELECTRICAL SERVICE ISN'T UP TO CODE. 1112 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:37,354 PLUMBING AND HEATING NEED MAJOR WORK. 1113 00:57:37,421 --> 00:57:39,056 FOUNDATION IS SHOT. 1114 00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:41,325 YOU'RE LUCKY THE PLACE HASN'T BURNED DOWN. 1115 00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:43,828 HERE'S YOUR LIST. 1116 00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:46,664 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE SELLING THIS PLACE TO JOHNSON. 1117 00:57:46,731 --> 00:57:48,365 NOW IT'S HIS PROBLEM. 1118 00:57:48,432 --> 00:57:50,000 -GOOD DAY! -NO! 1119 00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:52,870 YOU CAN'T SELL THIS HOUSE UNTIL THESE PROBLEMS ARE CORRECTED. 1120 00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:54,271 -ALL OF THEM? -THAT'S RIGHT. 1121 00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:55,906 ALL OF THEM? 1122 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:56,507 JOHNSON. 1123 00:57:56,574 --> 00:57:57,742 IT'S HIS FAULT. 1124 00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,209 THIS HOUSE IS UNSAFE. 1125 00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:02,880 YOU ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO FIX ALL THESE PROBLEMS 1126 00:58:02,947 --> 00:58:05,916 OR THE CITY WILL DECLARE THIS HOUSE CONDEMNED. 1127 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,351 CONDEMNED? 1128 00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:08,218 GEORGE! 1129 00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:09,720 DO SOMETHING. 1130 00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:12,089 HERE'S YOUR LIST OF THE CITY-APPROVED CONTRACTORS. 1131 00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:16,426 IF YOU LIKE, WE CAN START MAKING THE CALLS FOR YOU. 1132 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,964 WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 1133 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:32,209 HEY, MR. WILSON! 1134 00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:33,377 KID, THIS STUFF IS POISON. 1135 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:34,411 STAY AWAY. 1136 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:37,147 FAR AWAY. 1137 00:58:38,649 --> 00:58:40,350 HEY. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 1138 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,019 SCRAM! 1139 00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:44,221 HEY! GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE, KID. 1140 00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:49,026 ALL THESE WORKERS AND NOT ONE OF THEM LIKES KIDS? 1141 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:50,260 HE'S GOING... 1142 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:51,428 GOING... 1143 00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:52,930 GONE! 1144 00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:59,970 NOW IT'S TIME TO HIT UP GEORGE FOR MORE MONEY. 1145 00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:06,210 YOUR WIRING IS A DISASTER. 1146 00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:16,854 THIS ROOF IS COMPLETELY SHOT! 1147 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:23,828 YOUR RADON LEVELS ARE WAY OFF THE CHART! 1148 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,933 THIS CON IS THE HIGH POINT OF MY CAREER. 1149 00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:32,002 I'LL BE UP IN THE ATTIC, MARTHA. 1150 01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:16,346 TODAY CAN'T GET ANY MORE ROTTEN. 1151 01:00:16,413 --> 01:00:17,481 WHY, DENNIS. 1152 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:20,084 FANCY BUMPING INTO YOU HERE. 1153 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:21,151 I LOVE BALLET. 1154 01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:23,487 IT'S HELPING ME DEVELOP GRACE AND POISE 1155 01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:26,456 FOR MY CAREER AS A SUPERMODEL. 1156 01:00:26,523 --> 01:00:27,391 OH, LOOK. 1157 01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,459 IT'S TEATIME. 1158 01:00:29,526 --> 01:00:32,596 GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A CRISIS. 1159 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,331 WE GOT TO RESCUE DENNIS. 1160 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:35,733 NOW LET'S HEAR SOME IDEAS. 1161 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,434 KIDNAP MARGARET'S CAT. 1162 01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:38,368 OFFER A TRADE. 1163 01:00:38,435 --> 01:00:40,237 THAT CAT'S A MAN-EATER. 1164 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:41,471 SO'S MARGARET. 1165 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:44,208 HEY, RODNEY GIBBS GOT THE MEASLES. 1166 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,611 WE JUST GET HIM TO GO PLAY WITH MARGARET. 1167 01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:48,578 I GOT IT. 1168 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,914 OKAY, LISTEN. 1169 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,549 DENNIS THINKS MARGARET LIKES BUGS, RIGHT? 1170 01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,118 BUT SHE REALLY HATES THEM. 1171 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:57,121 SO WE'LL COME UP WITH THE BIGGEST, MEANEST, 1172 01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:59,757 NASTIEST MONSTER BUG ANYONE EVER SAW. 1173 01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:02,492 LET'S SEE HOW SHE LIKES THAT. 1174 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:22,512 HOW'S YOUR TEA, DENNIS, DEAR? 1175 01:01:22,579 --> 01:01:24,548 WHEN I THINK OF US MARRIED, 1176 01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:25,883 SOMETIMES YOU'RE A RICH DOCTOR, 1177 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,952 SOMETIMES YOU'RE A RICH LAWYER. 1178 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,720 WHAT DO YOU THINK, SWEETUMS? 1179 01:01:29,787 --> 01:01:32,056 I DON'T CARE. 1180 01:01:36,994 --> 01:01:38,595 -DO YOU LIKE... -POOR DENNIS. 1181 01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:40,731 SHE'S TORTURING HIM. 1182 01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:42,366 IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 1183 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,834 WE HAVE TO MOVE FAST. 1184 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:46,670 I'M GONNA GET A CLOSER LOOK. 1185 01:01:53,610 --> 01:01:54,644 RED LEADER ONE TO HQ. 1186 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,913 HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE? 1187 01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,882 SIR, IT'LL BE ANOTHER TWO HOURS. 1188 01:01:57,948 --> 01:01:59,884 WE NEED OUR SECRET WEAPON READY NOW! 1189 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:01,651 WE CAN'T DO IT, CAPTAIN. 1190 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:02,619 NOT ENOUGH TIME. 1191 01:02:02,686 --> 01:02:03,854 YOU HAVE TO BE READY. 1192 01:02:03,921 --> 01:02:05,790 IT'S LIFE OR DEATH. 1193 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:09,559 OVER AND OUT. 1194 01:02:09,626 --> 01:02:11,528 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 1195 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:26,543 -HEY, MARGARET. -YOU BEIN' A BUG EXPERT AND ALL. 1196 01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:29,079 IDENTIFY THIS BUG. 1197 01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:41,058 YIKES! 1198 01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:53,403 GUYS, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE! 1199 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,581 DAD! 1200 01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:06,583 MR. WILSON! 1201 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:27,637 HELP! 1202 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:30,474 -HELP! -OH, BOY! 1203 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:34,111 DAD SAID IF MR. WILSON IS IN REAL BAD DANGER 1204 01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:35,946 AND NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND TO HELP, 1205 01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:37,481 AND IF HE HOLLERS FOR HELP. 1206 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:38,849 HELP! 1207 01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:42,052 AND IF HE'S ONLY HANGING ON BY ONE FINGER. 1208 01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:46,323 SHUCKS, HE'S HANGING ON BY ALL FIVE FINGERS. 1209 01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,325 THREE, TWO.... 1210 01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,759 ONLY ONE MORE. 1211 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,195 ONE! YES! 1212 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:55,532 MR. WILSON, I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU. 1213 01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:58,768 HE'S COMING. 1214 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,738 RUN! 1215 01:04:09,914 --> 01:04:12,649 MR. WILSON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE? 1216 01:04:12,716 --> 01:04:14,484 CATCH, MR. WILSON. 1217 01:04:18,822 --> 01:04:20,958 DENNIS, LET GO OF MY FOOT! 1218 01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:22,927 DENNIS. DENNIS! 1219 01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:25,829 NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO GET OUT OF HERE! 1220 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,831 DON'T WORRY, MR. WILSON. 1221 01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:28,832 I GOT YOU. 1222 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,775 SOMEBODY, GET ME DOWN! 1223 01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:28,725 NOBODY BEATS THE PROFESSOR. 1224 01:05:31,095 --> 01:05:32,462 PROFESSOR, WHAT ABOUT ME? 1225 01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:35,799 STOP, YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE REPAIRS YET! 1226 01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:37,567 DON'T WORRY, MR. WILSON. 1227 01:05:37,634 --> 01:05:40,337 I'LL STOP HIM. 1228 01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:16,273 PROFESSOR? 1229 01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:18,675 EVERY YEAR AT THE NATIONAL POLICE CHIEFS' SEMINAR 1230 01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:21,778 ON SWINDLERS, YOU ARE THE TALK OF THE SHOW! 1231 01:06:21,845 --> 01:06:22,979 YOU'RE A LEGEND! 1232 01:06:23,047 --> 01:06:25,715 WHY, THANK YOU. 1233 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:30,754 DENNIS, DENNIS! 1234 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:31,955 DENNIS, I WAS SO WORRIED. 1235 01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:33,757 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MY SWEET? 1236 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,624 I'M FINE. 1237 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:35,825 I'M FINE. 1238 01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:36,926 DENNIS, QUICK! 1239 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,028 GIRLS, YUCKY OR COOL? 1240 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:41,965 WHY, YUCKY, OF COURSE. 1241 01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,433 I WILL NOT GIVE UP. 1242 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,903 ONE DAY I WILL BE MRS. DENNIS MITCHELL. 1243 01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:49,173 GEORGE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 1244 01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:50,807 ROPE AROUND THE FOOT! 1245 01:06:50,874 --> 01:06:52,742 FLYING FACE-FIRST! 1246 01:06:52,809 --> 01:06:54,544 CEMENT BAG! 1247 01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:55,512 DENNIS! 1248 01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:56,780 DENNIS, DENNIS! 1249 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:57,814 DENNIS. 1250 01:06:57,881 --> 01:06:58,815 DENNIS IS A-- 1251 01:06:58,882 --> 01:06:59,916 A HERO, GEORGE. 1252 01:06:59,983 --> 01:07:00,984 -HM? 1253 01:07:01,051 --> 01:07:02,452 -HUH? -WHAT? 1254 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,822 MR. WILSON, YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY MAN. 1255 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,058 DENNIS HERE HAS JUST CAPTURED THE BEST CON MEN 1256 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,093 IN THE BUSINESS. 1257 01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:11,995 NEVER LOST A CON UNTIL NOW. 1258 01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:13,297 CON MEN? 1259 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,199 SYLVESTER, WERE YOU THE INDIAN DOCTOR 1260 01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:19,736 OR THE CHINESE HERBALIST? 1261 01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:20,970 THE INDIAN, OF COURSE. 1262 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:22,872 I LOVE THAT. 1263 01:07:22,939 --> 01:07:24,674 THE YOUTH ROOT. 1264 01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:27,844 WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT IS GONNA FALL FOR THAT ONE? 1265 01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:30,880 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 1266 01:07:30,947 --> 01:07:31,981 HM. 1267 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:35,852 HERE ARE YOUR CHECKS, GEORGE. 1268 01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:38,021 LET'S BOOK THEM, BOYS. 1269 01:07:38,088 --> 01:07:40,590 BUT, DO YOU HAVE TO? 1270 01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:47,731 CON MEN. 1271 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:50,934 WELL, GEORGE, IT SEEMS DENNIS IS A HERO. 1272 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,737 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? 1273 01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:56,440 OH, YEAH, SURE. 1274 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:57,241 THANKS. 1275 01:07:57,307 --> 01:07:58,842 YOU'RE WELCOME, MR. WILSON. 1276 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:03,213 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A GOOD KID DEEP DOWN INSIDE. 1277 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,648 VERY DEEP DOWN. 1278 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:07,784 I TAKE BACK ALL THOSE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU. 1279 01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:10,320 WELL, SOME OF THE THINGS. 1280 01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:15,024 MOST OF THE THINGS. 1281 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:17,927 AND YOU'RE GONNA MISS HIM, TOO. 1282 01:08:17,994 --> 01:08:21,198 AREN'T YOU, GEORGE? 1283 01:08:21,265 --> 01:08:24,334 YEAH, I'LL MISS YOU. 1284 01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:25,735 THEN DON'T MOVE. 1285 01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,705 NEITHER OF YOU GUYS WANNA TRADE PLACES. 1286 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,040 DO YOU? 1287 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,776 ALL I WANT IS MY MOTOR HOME BACK. 1288 01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:35,445 I PROMISED DENNIS I'D TAKE HIM TO THE GRAND CANYON. 1289 01:08:35,512 --> 01:08:40,184 AFTER THAT, I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT TO BE AROUND KIDS ALL THE TIME. 1290 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,086 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 1291 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:46,590 YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION, GEORGE WILSON. 1292 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:55,399 MR. WILSON? 1293 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:58,735 YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER. 1294 01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:01,971 I'VE KNOWN YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE, 1295 01:09:02,038 --> 01:09:03,807 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 1296 01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:09,846 I LOVE GRANDPA AND ALL, BUT, EVEN IF HE WAS LIVING HERE 1297 01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:16,052 I'D STILL MISS YOU AN AWFUL, AWFUL LOT. 1298 01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:20,089 PLEASE DON'T MOVE. PLEASE? 1299 01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:28,798 MARTHA, WE'RE NOT MOVING. 1300 01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:31,635 YAY! 1301 01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:42,346 WELL, DENNIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE GRAND CANYON? 1302 01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:43,813 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BIG IT IS. 1303 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:48,285 AND IT'S GREAT THAT WE GET TO CAMP SO CLOSE. 1304 01:09:48,352 --> 01:09:51,187 WOW, THIS IS SO COOL. 1305 01:09:51,255 --> 01:09:52,456 VERY COOL. 1306 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:55,659 I BET MR. WILSON WISHES HE WAS HERE. 1307 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:58,094 I KNOW, I'LL GET SOME NEAT ROCKS FOR HIM. 1308 01:09:58,161 --> 01:10:00,196 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 1309 01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:04,601 I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE NAP. 1310 01:10:14,143 --> 01:10:15,945 NO, OH, NO! 1311 01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:16,980 NOT THAT ROCK! 1312 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:17,847 YIKES! 1313 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:19,148 DENNIS! 1314 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,089 GEORGE, DON'T YOU WISH YOU'D GONE WITH DENNIS 1315 01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:27,757 AND HIS GRANDFATHER? 1316 01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,859 WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU FOOTAGE 1317 01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:32,862 FROM A SPECTACULAR RESCUE AT THE GRAND CANYON. 1318 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:36,032 I WAS GETTING THIS ROCK FOR MY BEST FRIEND, MR. WILSON. 1319 01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:38,201 I HOPE HE LIKES IT. 1320 01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:39,903 HI, MR. WILSON. 1321 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:42,138 DENNIS! 1322 01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:45,074 DENNIS! 1323 01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:46,976 HE'S A MENACE. 80730

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