Original subtitles

CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

Sorry, sorry.

-Good evening. -Sorry, it's life or death.

Sorry.

Cris, Cris, Cris.

Have you seen a gorgeous girl

with big beautiful eyes

who was with a very ugly guy?

-Excuse me, young man. -Yeah?

They left half an hour ago.

-Half an hour ago? -Please.

-Help me out, please. -I'll leave in a sec.

-You need a reservation. -Let me just check.

-Please. -All right, I'm leaving.

-Come on. -Okay, relax.

[♪]

[LINE RINGING]

Hey!

Taxi, taxi, taxi!

Argh!

[LINE RINGING]

AUTOMATED VOICE: You'll be transferred to voicemail.

[KNOCKING]

Hi, Cristina. I'm sorry to show up like this.

Eh... Did you say yes?

How do you know--?

Are you going to marry him? Yes or no?

I don't want to get married.

You know what I really want?

Movies and popcorn?

[COVER OF CYNDI LAUPER'S "TRUE COLORS" PLAYING]

Cristina, forgive me, forgive me.

I apologize, eh...

For the book, for working with Esther.

If it bothers you, I can call everything off.

To hell with the publishing company!

Trust me. I'd like to say: "To hell with Esther,"

but you can't give up on your dreams.

Not for me, not for anyone.

Ever.

Besides, I loved every word in that book,

and I fell in love with the writer.

♪ But I see Your true colors ♪

♪ Shining through ♪

♪ I see your true colors ♪

♪ And that's why I love you ♪

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Don't do that.

Ah! Are you awake, sleepyhead? Hm?

Did you sleep well?

Hm. Shall we move to the bed?

Ah! We should, right?

[KNOCKING]

Did you order any food?

You just saw me waking up.

-Yes. -Literally, in this instant.

So?

Ugh!

-Hi, love! -Mom!

-DAD: Hello, sweetheart! -MOM: Surpri--

Eh.

--se!

Uh...

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins So many times ♪

♪ Fears And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

Honestly, Cristina.

You're so immature.

I knew this was going to happen,

the minute she left the house

to live alone like a...

Anyway!

Mom, dad, this is my boyfriend, Alejandro.

Ale, Fede and Emma.

Eh... Hi, Mr. Federico.

No, no, no, no. It's fine.

-I'll go get the suitcase. -Oh! Yes.

Hello, mother-in-law. How are you?

Go get dressed, for God's sake.

Yes, that's...what I'm about to do, Cristina.

I'll change and let you catch up.

Yes. I'll grab my things.

-I love you. See you later. -Yes.

Cristina ...y!

Cris, Cris, Cris ..., eh, eh, eh.

I love you.

Are you going out like that?

-Naked? -Eh...

Yes, yes.

Eh...

You do this to torment me, right?

Of course, Mom. Everything...

Everything I do, I do it to screw you.

-Ah! -That's all.

Just listen! You've got the mouth of sailor.

[IN ENGLISH] Language!

Federico?

What do you want me to say?

Ah! Coffee.

I missed the smell of freedom.

Mm-hm.

Ciela, you spent one night in the station.

If you knew what I went through,

you'd show me more respect,

and to those who carry

the stigma of being convicts, Guillermo.

SOFI: You went through that

because of my idiot brother, so...

No, Sofi! Uh-uh.

-Hey, where is he? -I don't know.

MARTA: I haven't seen him in a while.

He's not here?

What? I'll go find him.

I can't even remember my boy's face.

I can imagine! Sure, poor thing.

After one night, she thinks she's Mandela.

It was all Camilo's fault!

MARTA: Just ...y do we have to--?

But it was.

-What? -What?

What happened? What's that?

"Don't look for me. I know I wasn't planned.

You won't suffer anymore because of me."

Cami left the house?

[♪]

MARTA: Oh, holy Mother of God!

Oh, Guillo!

You idiot!

That jerk is apologizing!

Don't be proud, Meg Ryan.

You're messing up.

No! Idiot!

[SIGHS]

[PHONE CHIMES]

[BEEPS]

David: Have you heard from Rodrigo?

What's up?

Where are you?

Your mom and David are worried sick,

and you weren't at the bar.

What happened?

Sorry, dude.

It's cool.

How's it going with David?

Did you buy a bunch of pieces of furniture again?

I don't want to tell him where I am.

Okay.

What's going on, Ro?

Nothing.

Whatever.

How are you handling the Miguel situation?

I'm lost, I'm lost!

I don't know how to play the role

of the rejected woman in a chic flick. I don't know!

You're unbelievable. Who hurt you so much?

Miguel, of course! It was definitely him!

Ro, please, come over, okay?

Keep me company, please.

You can hide from David for a while

until you feel like sharing.

All right.

David Missed Calls 15

[♪]

ALEJANDRO: What about the gym?

Your trainer is going to scold you.

I don't care. I'm with a woman

who loves me the way I am.

-Really? -Mm-hm.

Who's the lucky lady?

Estrella.

Ah! The prostitute?

Would you like to be referred to as "the writer"?

Yes, I'm a writer. Sure.

Why not? Yes, that's not a good example.

What I mean is that she's a woman

just like any other, okay?

But she charges for sex.

That'll change. I'll take care of that.

Whatever you say, Jesus of Nazareth.

It's fine, I won't butt in.

Sure. Now I've got someone to go out with

but you don't,

so you need me. But when you don't,

you end up in Cristina's arms.

Those arms are trying

to kill my mother-in-law.

Until that happens, trust me,

I'm not setting a foot there

for anything in the world.

Wow! That's formal! Your in-laws are in town.

Well, it was like a nudist surprise party.

But here's the thing...

They caught Cristina and me naked.

Can you imagine?

[LAUGHS] Right?

-Hey! I was joking. -Sorry.

You won't return until they leave, right?

I won't.

Dude! Go back there, it's no big deal!

Look, you've gone through a lot

and you've survived, right?

Your in-laws kryptonite won't hurt you.

Who knows!

[PHONE CHIMES]

Let's see.

Hello?

What's up, love? Are you coming?

Hey, what's up?

As soon as you're done

with Oedipus and Electra.

Hey! They're my parents.

they're always going to be in my life.

And they're not that bad.

Do you really want me there?

I always want you.

I told you this morning. There's no one else.

Okay, fine. In that case...

Thank you for the emphasis.

I'll see you there this afternoon, okay?

I love you.

Bye.

Where did you find that one? Ah!

What?

Are you going to shack up with him

right after breaking up with Edu?

What? Look, Alejandro

moved in with me before we became a couple.

He's my roommate. There's a contract.

I see. And what does he do?

-Does he live off you? -Oh!

He's a writer.

[CHUCKLES]

He's a writer, a writer.

Are you trying to kill me?

You left a doctor, a physician,

for a starving writer?

Mom, don't you get that he cheated on me?

Because you probably didn't appreciate him

like he deserved.

I can't believe it.

It's just as challenging

to fall for a rich guy as a poor guy.

Okay, okay, okay. Calm down. Both of you. Please.

Tell that to her, she's out of control.

Hey! Look, I'm in control, all right?

Cristina, you're 30 years old,

are you going to live with a good-for-nothing?

I get it. That's why you're here.

To celebrate your daughter, Not me.

the spinster at 30 years old.

Sure. We should celebrate something this year.

Dad, can you tell your wife

that there's nothing to celebrate?

Federico, can you tell your daughter

that her birthday is the only

or one of the few things we got

after she canceled her wedding?

Dad, can you tell this woman

that I don't want to talk about turning 30?

And if anyone organizes anything

or mentions it again,

I won't speak to them again.

Federico--Enough, enough!

Emma, Titina, calm down.

Young man... Please, take our order.

What do you recommend, my love? [SIGHS]

When was the last time you saw him?

Last night.

We left Cami and Sofi to go out and celebrate.

To celebrate that your kids weren't there?

No. To celebrate my wife's freedom.

Did he say anything the last time you saw him?

SOFI: Eh...yes.

"Leave me alone, you're even more immature."

It's so obvious!

He ran away because he's tired of being mistreated.

Ah! Look!

Go out there and do your job,

unless you want to see my criminal side!

I'll look for him

if he doesn't contact you in 72 hours.

What?

Then we can declare him missing.

You're a... Such a... Such a...

Such a... Mr. Agent!

God created the world in less than 72 hours!

He created men, women,

he taught them to make kids,

he created animals...

She's right, love. It's an eternity!

-This cannot be! -Look, sir,

what will it take for you to look for Camilo?

Dad, give me your wallet. 200 pesos? 500 pesos?

-She's kidding. -How much?

Damn! Like mother, like daughter, right?

-Ah! -Jail,

jail, jail, jail, jail...

Look, Sofi. We've got to respect the law.

Let's go find Camilo.

No, no, no, no. Stay with Martita.

-No, no, no, no, no. -But--

Call all of his friends.

-Can we help? -No, no, no, please.

-Please, let me go! -Please.

I don't want to be useless

like these cops who don't work.

GUILLERMO [LAUGHS]: They don't work.

Baby?

Smoochie, how are you?

Dying.

Oh! So am I.

I can't spend another second away from you.

Yes, that's why.

But also because Camilo is missing.

What?

We were having breakfast this morning

and he didn't come out of his room.

My mom went to find him, and he was gone.

Shoot! You don't say.

And...has he called,

or texted? Anything?

No, and I'm a wreck.

Do you need my help?

Can I keep you company or something?

No, don't worry.

My parents are looking for him and...

You know how they get

when we're alone in the house.

I'll stay here

and try to contact his friends.

Okay, all right.

Eh... If I hear anything, I'll let you know.

[SIGHS]

Kiké, look, I swear that this

will be good for everyone,

Except for me. If Sofi finds out

that you're here, I'm a dead man.

Look, you know when superheroes

try out their powers and they mess up?

That's what happened to me and social media.

Control whatever you have to,

but fast, okay?

I can't lose the ground

I've gained with my in-laws.

[♪]

GRACIELA: Camilo!

This can't be happening!

Look, love, let's hand these out.

Young man! Young man! Young man!

-Yeah? -Have you seen this kid?

No. No, no.

All right. Eh...

There's our number, in case you do.

-Okay. Sure. -Thanks.

Graciela, this is not working.

Oh, no! This can't be happening.

[PHONE CHIMES] Hold on.

It's Cris! Cris, Cris.

What? Guess who's with me.

She found him. She found him.

-Where is he? -Don't tell me.

Listen, send me the address, please.

Let me see where they are.

She's sending it.

Do you know what I almost did last night?

I was going to call the guy from Monday

just to ease my anxiety.

I just don't get it!

Why him? Why Miguel?

Why has he got me like this?

I can't even cry,

but if I could... I don't know

I'd be able to get him out of my head.

But no, drama is not my thing!

I've never been able to deal with drama!

Cheer up. You'll be fine, dude.

Make an effort.

Stupid!

You're not helping!

Dude, get over it, okay?

Everything happens for a reason.

You'll find someone better.

There are plenty of fish in the sea,

Listen, I was desperate to talk to you

because you're the expert on heartache.

-So thank you! -I don't know...

-You're useless! -Forgive me.

I don't know what to say, okay?

Help me...

I don't know, get over this.

Help me... Help me cry.

Cry! Yes! Help me cry.

What...? What do I do to cry?

Help me with that, at least.

I know that...

Rodrigo, what's going on? Seriously.

What is it?

Nothing.

Okay.

I don't believe you.

Take a shower.

We're going out.

We're... Yes! Let's go!

Let's get drunk! Let's get drunk!

Let's go to one of those places

where we can sing loudly!

Ballads, country songs...

Let's exorcise all this!

I've heard that works.

-Take a shower. -I will. I'm on it.

Call David, dude.

I'll live alone!

I'll die alone!

[PHONE BUZZING]

David Missed Calls 16

[♪]

[PHONE BUZZING]

-There, love. -Thanks.

Please.

Why can't she wait for the waiter?

We want to go now.

Cristina, where is he?

Surprise!

My love!

Look at you, love!

Are you surprised to see us?

My lovely girl! You look divine!

You too, Mom!

-Hug me, kiss me. -My favorite son-in-law!

Thank you so much. How are you?

-I'll go say hi. -Great!

-Son! -Thanks.

We got here a while ago.

Your nephew is lost.

He's not. You sound just like mom.

He's trying to be an Internet star.

No, no, no, Cristina, missing.

He left the house last night

and we can't find him.

Cut the crap!

Crap! That's a lovely color, sis.

Oh, yes! A bit... A bit darker.

Yes, it's nice.

Too bad it doesn't suit your complexion.

I missed you, Mom!

Sweetie!

Hey, where are the kids?

-Where are my grandkids? -School. At school.

-What's the plan? -To find him.

Please, don't tell Mom.

We have to go now.

No! Ask Guillo to go

and put up with this torture with me?

Cristina, my son is in danger.

Not really.

How many times did you cut classes

when you were little?

Girls, stop whispering.

You look like gossiping old ladies.

Well, we have to go.

We just dropped by to say hi.

But we're having dinner tonight, right?

Eh...

-All right. -All right.

But before that,

you and I have an appointment.

CRISTINA: What? What kind?

Eh...no, I'll go with you

to pick up the kids.

I can't stand them. Let's go.

Federico, you don't ...ep walking.

It doesn't matter. This is between us!

We're having people over for dinner!

What? You planned a dinner at my...?

You didn't ask me, Mom!

Stop it, don't overreact, okay?

Change that face. You can't greet them like this.

Like what? What's...?You need to change.

-Argh! Ah! -I'll buy you a dress.

-You're impossible! -Come on!

No. Change that face. Don't get...

Don't get mad. Change that face.

Change that...!

Okay, where are we going?

[KNOCKING]

Sorry, there was nothing we could do, Miss.

Sorry?

Your cellphone.

Didn't you drop it?

-HANNAH: Thanks. -TOÑITO: Well, bye.

What happened, Ro?

[♪]

You smell better now, dude.

Hey!

All right. Ready for a real remedy for that heartache?

♪ Ta-da! ♪

[SIGHS]

MIGUEL: Don't you like it?

Yes, but...

it's not really me, is it?

What?

Of course it's you!

Look how beautiful it is, and so are you.

Why do you want to do this, Mike?

Because you opened up my eyes, beautiful.

You really did.

You're so cute.

And you are beautiful.

Come on!

All right.

But hurry, I have an appointment.

Yes.[PHONE RINGS]

Oh! Eh... Go ahead. I need to take this.

Bro!

What happened?

How may I help you?

I want this one in S.

We're out.

Which size is that one?

That one's already been sold.

I see.

You bought it, right?

No, I'm sorry. How much money do you make?

Can you afford to buy this bag?

Or this, for example?

No, I really doubt it.

How much do you make to...?

No, you can't afford it.

But you know who can?

-Excuse me? -Good morning.

Good morning.

We're going to play a little game

that we're going to like a lot.

The beautiful girl is going to pick and try

everything she wants,

and you're going to help her

because she's a queen,

and I'm going to watch

this card reaching its limit.

If it has one.

Hold on.

I'll send two people to help.

Thank you.

Ah! And please, turn off

that cheap club music,

and play the Pretty Woman soundtrack.

-If you'll excuse me. -Thanks.

[CHUCKLES]

Honey, you look...

clean.

It's great.

Our guest will be here shortly.

-"Guest"? What about the rest? -Shush.

[KNOCKING]

Oh!

Well, open the door. It's your house.

Go, go.

Eduardo, what are you doing here?

EMMA: Oh! My son-in-law!

-Emma, my darling! -Come here!

How are you?

Look at you.

You got more handsome.

Thank you, it's nice of you.

You look beautiful and young.

What's your secret?

I have none. None at all.

-No way! -Yes.

It's a pity that my daughters

-take after their father. -Yes.

But luckily,

we got her character.

Language.

Cris, don't talk to her like that.

Thank you, Edu.

You're always so kind.

I was dying to see you!

Me too. It's been so long.

You invited him, Mom?

Cristina, calm down.

Edu's always been charming.

Thanks.

Hi! Eh ...e.

Ah! Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

No, you're not interrupting.

On the contrary, let me explain.

No, I get it, Cristina. It's fine.

Hi, Eduardo.

You get it? No...

Can we talk somewhere else?

What? Hold on.

Enjoy your romantic dinner.

But... Cristina!

Ah! She's such a rude girl.

What about that nosy guy?

That's her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend?

I thought he was gay.

Sorry?

SOFI: Have you seen him?

He's... He's short, thin...

-How old is he? -Around 11.

No? Okay.

-I hope you find him. -Yes.

No, Mom. No one has seen him.

No.

Relax, I'll keep asking,

I'll keep looking.

Hi, sorry.

Have you seen this kid?

Hi.[PHONE CHIMES]

Hold on.

Kiké: How are you my love? What happened?

Sofia: He isn't anywhere to be found and I miss him a lot.

I'm so nervous.

Kiké: He'll turn up and we will laugh about the day

where you realized you liked this boy.

Yes, hi.

Sorry, have you seen this kid?

Really, I'm sorry.

My mom's an expert

on ruining the good times.

Well, I can see that.

Inviting Eduardo was genius.

-Praise her. -Can you believe it?

She said she was having

people for dinner.

I thought she meant her friends. I see.

Why are you dressed like Graciela?

She forced me to!

What do you mean, Cristina?

You're about to turn 30.

Your mom dressed you up, invites him... I mean...

Thank you for reminding me that I'm turning 30.

I'm sorry, but it looks

like you've forgotten.

That guy goes to your place,

she dresses you up, and that's it?

-You do nothing? -Excuse me?

What do you mean, Cristina?

Here's the thing, he hurt you

the night before

you were supposed to get married,

and you... You let him in

like it's no big deal!

It wasn't like that.

Evidently, I'm over it and you're not.

Why is that, Cristina?

Today is him, yesterday it was Julio.

-Who else? -What's going on?

Don't turn the tables on me.

I ran along the whole highway

to stop you from saying yes

-to that guy. -Alejandro, it was two blocks.

And I would've never said yes to Julio.

Look ... were breaking up.

That's not the point, Cristina.

You were with someone else yesterday,

today you want to be with me forever.

You're fickle, I don't know what to expect.

I don't know what you're going to say

-tomorrow. -And you're such a liar...

-Oh! I'm a liar. -Yes.

I'm tired of apologizing

over and over for that.

Stop. Come up with something else.

-Sure. -Great.

[♪]

Look at this!

Wow!

Nice bar!

GRACIELA: What?

[WHISPERS] Nothing.

Honey,

I can't believe this, I can't...

-What are we going to do? -I don't know.

I don't know, go out?

-Call the police? -All right, you two.

What's going on?

-Did you lose something? -GRACIELA: Eh... No, no.

Look, I'm sorry.

-Your grandson. -What?

Your grandson's lost.

Well, don't worry.

At that age, young kids--

No, no, no, no, Dad.

He left the house!

We have no idea where he is,

we can't find him ...lm down.

Why did he leave?

It's a long story.

It's a long story,

but I would also have run away

-from a crazy mom like me. -You're not crazy.

-It's not your fault. -It is.

It is my fault, Guillermo,

because I have to be like my mom.

I need to be on their case.

I can't leave them alone. Never, ever, ever.

Calm down.

You're better than your mom, than me

and than anyone, okay?

Do you know why you're better

than any of us?

Because you give them something

-that your mom never gave you. -Mole.

-No. -That's what you said.

Why not?

Freedom. You give them freedom.

Oh! Both of you shut up.

You don't know anything, Dad.

I mean, you were never home.

Ooh! All right.

Here, here, here.

-I'm sorry. I'm stressed. -He'll turn up.

Calm down. There, there.

Get me some whiskey.18 years old?

56, but I feel like having a drink.

-All right. -Oh, no!

It'll relax you, love.

How am I supposed to relax,

if I don't know where my son is?

My boy, Cami. Where is he?

Someone sold him

and took him to Guatemala. Where?

-He's cute! -Don't overreact.

He's a beautiful boy!

[♪]

What's wrong with you?

CAMI: What do you mean?

-What? -Well... I mean,

I haven't mastered my superpower.

Until I do, I can't go back, bro.

I don't want my family

to keep suffering because of me.

At least you've got a family.

And the best one.

Look.

Look, bro, we all make mistakes, right?

Do you agree?

For example, my dad's in jail,

but that doesn't mean

that he's no longer my dad.

If I don't support him, who will?

I'm sure that your parents and Sofi

are going to forgive you, because...

that's what families do, okay?

They love and forgive each other.

Sometimes, they argue.

They offend each other, exactly.

That's Sofi's job, trust me.

Check this out. Look.

It's from Sofi.

Sofi says:

"I feel awful and I miss him."

Sofi, see?

I won't show you the rest

because it's rated, but...

There you have it!

You miss her too, don't you?

Well... Well, yeah.

There you go.

Are you ready to go back?

-All right. -All right?

I'll take a shower

and we'll go.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Coffee? Yes?

No?

Where's your hippy?

Where did you leave him?

He met you and refused to come back.

Ah!

Well, now I understand

why he's your better half.

He's just as dramatic as you are.

The trouble you caused

is not enough for you?

Hold on, what did I do?

You invited Eduardo to my place, Mom!

He cheated on me, he humiliated me!

Well, your dad cheated on me too.

And what did I do?

I forgave him!

For your sake, your sister's sake

and mine.

But no one asked you to do that.

No one! No one!

Alejandro loves me,

-and I love him too. -Oh, sweetie!

Sometimes, love isn't enough.

Well, to me it is.

If you want to be in my life,

you have to accept that.

Look, you need to understand

that everything, everything I do,

I do it for your sake, because I love you.

Take your sister

for example.

Mom, I'm not Graciela.

And speaking of Graciela,

get your things. Let's go

to Guillo's restaurant.

Whose restaurant? What?

The restaurant Guillermo bought after he quit.

[SCOFFS]

-He quit his job? -Yes.

Don't mention it to Graciela,

because Camilo's missing and she's tense.

Camilo's missing?

No, he's probably with a friend he met online.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

My family is falling apart!

[KNOCKING]

KIKé: Hey, bro, can you get that?

Sure.

[KNOCKING]

Go!

So you've been here this whole time.

Oh! I... I can explain, look...

[♪]

CAMI: Please, call back later.

Sofi's busy.

I'm right here, and I'm furious!

No, Sofi. Sofi,

you have no reason to be mad at him.

Camilo's here because of you.

Was it my fault

that my mom ended up in jail?

No, no. But... So...

That's exactly it, Sofi!

You've insulted him and rubbed it in.

It was a misunderstanding.

All this time he's been here,

I've been trying to make him see

that people make mistakes, but that you

and the others love him and forgive him.

Who are you calling?

Mom, because we're leaving now!

Move! Let's go!

-CAMI: Oh! -SOFI: Let's go!

No.

GRACIELA: Yes? Sofi?

I'll... I'll bring it back.

Eh... I'm coming.

[♪]

What are you going to do?

Shush.

Distract the doorman.

The officer.

-He likes being called that. -What?

Rodrigo! Rodrigo, Rodrigo!

Rodo!

Good evening!

How are you?

-Hello, Miss. -How's it going?

Fine, fine.

Tell me, are you friends

-with the guys at number 12? -Yes.

Those two make a cute couple,

I swear.

People should learn from them,

instead of judge them,

-don't you think? -Sure. Yes.

Are you married?

-Yes, Miss. -Ah!

I've been happily married for 30 years.

[♪]

And you?

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, I'm not cut out for love.

No. Ah!

What the hell is he...?

David cheated on him!

Don't tell me that.

Yes. He's going to marry...

a woman!

Damn!

Please. Look, he didn't tell him.

This is how he found out!

-Can you believe it? -No!

Please, officer, see?

Cut him some slack, for love.

Look, Miss. No...

Hold on a sec, what if...?

What are they going to do to me? No!

Come on, let's have drink.

Let's toast to love!

[GRUNTS]

[PHONE CHIMES]

Miguel: Dude, are you at your apartment?

Alejandro: Yes, everything is wrong with Cris.

[CHUCKLES]

Dude, if someone makes

a series about your book,

it will be very boring. No one will watch it.

My life, on the other hand, is going great.

Spoiler alert.

Just for you,

today's episode is called: Passionate.

Estrella and Miguel

go back home to have sex,

so, please, get out of there.

Just for a while.

ALEJANDRO [VOICE MESSAGE]: Look, Mike,

stop saying stupid things.

Are you crazy or what?

What's up, honey?

-Can I get in? -Crap! Eh?

-No. -Can I get in?

No, it's...

Some other day.

Are you crazy or what? What are you doing there?

Alejandro: Slide to cancel

Please, for God's sake,

don't do anything stupid, like you always do. Okay?

First of all, I'm not going to do

anything stupid like I always do.

Miguel: Slide to cancel

Second of all, I'm making sure

that no one gets frisky with Estrella.

Mike, please, don't move.

Send me the address,

and for God's sake, stay in the car.

Close the windows and lock the car.

I'll be right there.

GUILLERMO: No way!

-Mom! -Oh! Honey!

Honey, I can't believe it!

Don't do this to me. I almost died.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

Your little fingers.

Mom, I'm sorry.

It's just that, truth is...

Cami, listen to me. We all make mistakes.

But remember that you've got a family

and we're here for you.

-Where is my grandson? -Look...

-Grandpa! -Come here, buddy!

The family's adventurer,

just like his grandpa!

And brave like Mom.

Yeah! That's great.

Hey, was this about a girl?

Why did you get lost?

-Why don't we eat? -Okay.

I know a place. It's got amazing food.

Is the sub chef a tall,

handsome and charming guy?

That's what they say.

Really? Really?

-Come on. -Let's go.

Here.

Let me say hi.

Gorgeous, I love you.

I'll tell the other ones

to come, all right?

Sofi, Kiké convinced me to come back.

And he showed me

the true source of my powers:

My family.

Kiké's great, he's a crack.

I'm sorry, Cami. I really love you, buddy.

I know.

Dear Lord, please. Please.

-Hold that. -Yes, yes, yes. Camilito's fine.

What's up?

GRACIELA: He's here. That's a relief!

I told you he'd turn up.

Are you on your way? Yes.

We should celebrate, right?

-Of course! -Sure!

Are you with Mom?

Am I on speaker? No. What?

I can't hear you. You're bre...

Oh!

You do that to me all the time. Me?

-Do you think I don't notice? -Come on, Mom!

Let me just send a voice message.

Ale, love,

please meet us at the restaurant.

I hate fighting with you.

Please, let me show you

that it's you and me forever.

I love you. See you there.

Done.

[COVER OF ROY ORBISON'S "PRETTY WOMAN" PLAYING]

♪ Pretty woman Walkin' down the street ♪

♪ Pretty woman The kind I like to meet ♪

♪ Pretty woman I don't believe you ♪

♪ You're not the truth ♪

♪ No one could look... ♪

-Hello, cutie. -Hi.

-What's the rush? -No.

I'm running a special today.

Sorry, I'm not interested.

I'm here, honey.

I'm on sale, babe.

I know you are,

but it's all good.

-Come here, hottie. -Yes, thanks.

Sorry.

Eh... Look, two clients, yes.

♪ Are you lonely Just like me? ♪

♪ Pretty woman, stop a while ♪

♪ Pretty woman... ♪

Mike, what are you doing? Can't you see

this place is really dangerous?

I almost got raped. Look at that.

Mike!

Your master plan won't work like this.

Trust me.

You don't know what my master plan is.

You have no idea what I'm going to do.

Mike, in this scenario

and knowing you, what you want to do

is to keep that guy away from Estrella.

-Am I wrong? -You're wrong.

I'm going to pay that guy

to stay away from Estrella.

That's nonsense, Mike.

Do you know how many guys

she sleeps with every night?

Trust me, think this through.

You end up broke.

I don't care.

Oh, Mike!

What if Estrella likes what she does?

Why would a woman like doing that?

There's only one way to find out:

you should ask her yourself.

-Wait. -Kiss me.

I can get you someone else.

-Wait. -No, why? I want you.

I can get someone else

-who likes that stuff. -I want you.

Son of a bitch!

Wait up, Mike!

Mike! Mike! Wait! Lock the car!

Ah!

MIKE: Let go of her, idiot!

Imbecile! What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you, imbecile?

ALEJANDRO: Mike!

Hey, hey. I don't want any trouble.

Here. Mike!

Sorry.

No, no. Wait, wait, wait!

Jackass!

Who...? Who are those jerks?

Calm down. I'll make it up to you.

-Who are they? -I'll make it up to you.

-Come back tomorrow. -What?

Get it together, Mike!

-Idiot! -Get it together!

Stay with those idiots!

-Shut up, jackass! -Shut up!

No, no, no. Forget it.

Damn! Just look at you.

He got me, didn't he?

[CLEARS THROAT]

GUARD: How are you, young man?

Calm down.

You know what?

Man to man, I'm telling you,

you'll find someone,

the real deal.

Don't worry, it won't be long.

Are you okay?

So that's what is like to be brokenhearted.

What?

[♪]

Destroy it, dude!

I love you!

Destroy this piece of crap, dude!

Gonorrhea!

[SQUEALS] This is awesome!

I'm sorry. Oh!

Sorry, bro... No, you...

I swear it was more painful for me than for you.

Tell Cris I didn't mean to, okay?

Hold on.

Okay, I'll call you later. Bye.

Beautiful, as a nurse

you suck, don't you?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Ale's on his way to the restaurant.

He's crazy about his girl.

You're crazy too, and you don't have to.

Hey, I wasn't going to let that idiot

treat you like that.

Like what?

Well, like a...

Like a what?

Say it, Mickey. Don't feel guilty.

I'm fine.

It's what I do.

You can go and beat

everyone in town, but that won't change.

I love pleasing men.

Do you know why I'm called Estrella?

Mm-mm.

Like a star, I belong to no one and everyone.

I can please you

doing what you want, but I can't be yours.

We're so alike.

You're no one's and everyone's?

No.

But I am... very pleasing.

And life will please you

with a great woman who deserves

that beautiful heart of yours.

Don't... Eh... Estrella?

Eh...

Stay.

Your money is no good here.

[♪]

No, no, no. Wait, wait.

Would you like to see a movie?

Horror, romance or comedy?

Okay.

First, we scream ...-hm.

...then, we cry, and finally, we laugh.

Deal!

On one condition.

-Whatever you want. -Popcorn or bust.

With spices?

Always with spices!

[LAUGHS]

Let's stay cool, okay?

But I want to know what you did.

You're a rebel without a cause!

FEDERICO: Find yourself.

Look who's here.

-Julio! -Good evening.

-Hey! -What are you doing here?

Who's that?

No, sorry, Julio.

You can't be here.

Hi. Eh... Good evening, eh...

Alejandro!

Ale.

I didn't know you were coming.

I see. Eh...

[♪]

Good evening.

It's fine,

I'll let you have dinner.

Enjoy.

Oops!

[♪]