All language subtitles for De.Brutas.Nada.S02E01_English

CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS
ARE FICTIONAL.

Ha! So, if you're gay

I'm María Félix!

No. I don't want
to see you,

Alejandro Montero.

Get out! Get out of here
right now!

You're a stupid
criminal, a liar,

who sneaked his way
into my house and my life!

Now I'm going
to put you in jail!

And guess what!
I'll send some inmates

to rape you, son of a--

Hannah:
We're outside.
You told us not to knock,

but it's really cold outside.
OPEN UP!

-Shush!
-HANNAH: What happened?

-[WHISPERING] Bathroom.
-Bathroom?

Shush! Bathroom!

Go, go, go. Fast...

Why?

Okay, okay.

Now what?
What is it?

I remembered everything!

-Everything, everything!
-Okay.

-Why are we in here?
-It was Alejandro!

GRACIELA:
What about Alejandro?

He was making out
with Esther.

Ha! Hold on.
The guy she kissed...?

-Shush! Yes!
-Hey, Alejandro wouldn't...

He's gay,
what do you mean?

No! I've just remembered,
we came back that night

and he said he wasn't gay.

I told you!
I told you!

What?

-I told you!
-What, dude?

Look ...told you!

-That's why he rejected me, dude.
-Of course!

Are you serious,
Cristina?

I swear on my sister's life!

-Hey!
-Shush!

What are you going to do?

I need you to help me

come up
with the perfect criminal plan.

No, start thinking
of a way

to pay for this place
when you kick him out.

-No! Shush!
-No, no, no.

Let's call the police,

they can drag him out
and put him in a car.

I'm not going to call
the police! I'll do it!

GRACIELA:
Cristina, wait.

Alejandro Montero,
get out of there!

HANNAH:
Cris.

-Sleeping peacefully?
-It's not a good plan.

MIGUEL:
No way!

Hey, bro.
Thanks for coming.

I had to get out of there

one way or the other.

You're lucky to be alive.

It wasn't luck,
it was booze.

Cristina,
doesn't remember

a thing,
can you believe it?

Really?
She must've been plastered.

No, worse than that.

She started preparing
some quesadillas,

we had dinner together
and we...

You're still a harmless liar

who landed on his feet,

like cats do.

I hope I've got
seven lives too,

because when Cristina
remembers everything,

she's going to kill me seven
times. Yeah.

[JULIETA VENEGAS'
"ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth
That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path
I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth
That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins
So many times ♪

♪ Fears
And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints
Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies
I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly
I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path
I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth
That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path
I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth
That'll always stay with me ♪

[♪]

CRISTINA:
Give me a reason
to be here

instead of at work.

Cami's in the Science Fair,

his loved ones
should support him.

So, whatever happens,

just clap.

Besides, Cristina,
you're better off here

than with that criminal
in your apartment.

I was going
to go to the office,

I wasn't going to stay in.

Be an aunt
for three hours.

It won't ruin your life.

Don't manipulate me, okay?

Look,
I have to be here

to make sure
the volcano erupts

-like it's supposed to.
-At this rate,

that volcano is not going
to erupt ever.

[♪]

Everything okay?

No, nothing's okay.

Grace?

How are you?

Fine, Nancy. Heh.

Yeah?

I just saw your husband
with the maid

and the kids.

Is everything all right?

Mm-hm.

They're too much.

You show them some trust,

and they take over the house.

No. That's not my case.

But thanks for worrying.

First: acceptance.

It was hard for me,
but later on,

thanks to God
and guru Fabio,

-I made it.
-Who?

He'll change your life.

Namaste.

[♪]

CRISTINA:
I hope this is not

one of those pyramid schemes.

Cristina, please,

have a little faith.
Oh, my God!

Faith?

This is a sect!

Look how
they're dressed!

What are you...?

They'll make us
wear uniforms.

Relax, please...

You have to...
trust the process.

What process?

You must've have spent

a bunch of money
in this campsite.

For the last time:
this is not a campsite!

CRISTINA:
Okay.

FABIO:
Namaste.

ALL:
Namaste.

Welcome, brothers,
sisters, non-binary siblings...

I hope you make the most
of this camp

to go back to your lives

reinvigorated, happy...

Kiddo?

To focus
on your inner self,

it's important to cut off
from the outside world.

Oh! Doctor...
Sir...

Sorry, I don't know
what to call you.

I can't put it away,

but it's in silent mode.

I'll just leave it here

and it's all good.

You won't be able
to take part

in this spiritual retreat.

Well, then. I want

my money back in cash.

I'll go
to the reception desk.

Cristina, don't be absurd.
We're here,

-it'll be good for you.
-No!

-Yes, it will.
-I'm not a child!

You sound like one.

ESTHER:
Okay, handsome.

I mean, you may want

to dress
like a homeless person,

but you shouldn't want
to be homeless

in real life.

I mean, are you sure

that you want to quit now?

Yes.

I don't want this job,
it's different.

Oh! My favorite liar!

Brave and empowered!

So brave,

that I told Cristina
the truth.

Really?

-Yes.
-And?

Esther, that's none
of your business.

I'm just saying
that you've lost your leverage.

Are you still mad
because I kissed you?

You know that you shouldn't have
gone in there,

let alone kiss me.
You know it.

I warned you
that I needed closure.

You owed me.

That's your problem,
Esther,

you think
everyone owes you.

I don't owe you anything,
got it?

-Nothing at all.
-All right.

I mean, it's a shame

that you want
to leave right now.

You're writing better
than ever,

I'm on great terms
with several publishers.

That article you handed in?

It could be a book,
a best seller.

Esther, after the mess

with my other book, trust me,

publishers hate me.

Alejandro, right now,
you've got two cards

that no one else has.

One: you know
a woman inside out.

Ah! I see.

If you mean Cristina,

let me be clear,

I refuse to write
about her.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Who's talking
about Cristina?

Not everything is
about her,

get over it.

This is about you,
Alejandro.

You've got a superpower.

I don't know
how you did it,

but you're the only man

who has really got
to know a woman.

That's worth
millions today.

And this is not
about money.

No, no, no.
It's about success!

It's about what you always
wanted to be, an author.

Are you done?

Yes.

Thanks.

Listen, Esther.

You mentioned one card,

-but you said I had two.
-Mm-hm.

Can you tell me
what the other one is?

Me.

You've got me.

[SIGHS]

FABIO:
We empty our heads

and go to our happy place.

[LAUGHS]
You've got one?

Shush!

FABIO:
Think silently.

Take a deep breath,

and now, through a scream,

we release
every single demon

that's inside us.

On my count.
Two...one...

Guillermo!

[CRYING]

Hey, I really loved
your comments

to my last post.

I loved them,
honestly.

Thanks to everyone

who's joining us
right now.

Uh! Camilo3000!

I never remember names,
just so you know.

Anyway, thanks to those...

Hi.

Dad, I'm busy.

I know.
Where's Sofi?

Sofi's his sister.
His sister.

Yes, that's my dad.

Please, Dad.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

All right.

SOFI [VOICE MESSAGE]:
I had to get here early.

You were asleep, Dad!

My turn.

Honey, I asked you
to remind me.

And you can't go alone.

I can get up earlier,

make breakfast
and take you.

SOFI:
It's not necessary.

I took a DigiRyde
with Martita.

Eh...
See you tonight.

Bye.

Dad, please, sit down.

Don't take it the wrong way,

I don't want
to be mean, but...

if I'm streaming
or recording,

please, don't interrupt

because ...at's up with Sofi?

She's acting weird.

No, she's always like that.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Hey, bro,
what's the latest

on the whole Cris melodrama?

Did she get her memory back

or are we still waiting?

There's been
some developments.

We've been
texting each other.

She said
she was going out of town

-with Grace for a few days.
-Yeah?

Yes. But that's not
the worst part.

To make my life
more complicated,

I quit my job.

-What?
-Yes.

No, hold on.

So, you're alive

and standing here,
so Esther

didn't accept it.

No, no. It was
all very weird, Mike.

She offered me some help

to publish a book

inspired by the article
I wrote.

-Can you believe it?
-No. Wow!

Yes.

-Well, Satan is not that evil.
-No.

Look, bro,
I know that Esther

is not
your favorite villain, but...

Okay.

I mean,
think about it.

She's turned you
into a better person

-and a better writer.
-Ah!

Seriously, Mike?

Are you suggesting
that I have

to be thankful?
No way.

Look, bro.

She has faith in you.

Besides, you're broke,

but you've got a story,

-so don't hesitate.
-I don't know.

I've hurt Cristina badly.

If now,
on top of that,

I take advantage
of her suffering

to make money...
No, no, no!

Can't you see, bro?

It's like the woman you love
and the one you hate

coincided in time

to make you famous.

Wow!

Don't overthink it, bro.

You're right.

One thing's for sure,

if I publish this book,

it'll be on my own,

I won't get Esther involved.

-Definitely.
-I can be your manager.

I'll think about it.

No! That's a given.
Mike, I'm joking.

[MAN PLAYING UKULELE]

♪ I must confess that
sometimes ♪

♪ I don't like
The way you are... ♪

I didn't know
I had company.

♪ You tend to disappear ♪

♪ And I don't get... ♪

why you get to keep
a stupid ukulele

and I had to give up
my cellphone?

Well, probably,

because I can't get online
with this.

No. I'm lying.

I hid it.

Oh! I feel so stupid!

I get reprimanded
all the time.

I know. I felt the same
my first time.

Have you come here
more than once?

More than once,
but don't laugh.

I do this for my family.

Don't tell me
that the guru

is your cousin,
please.

No, no. I wish,
but he's not.

Ever since...

I became a widower,

my family and friends

keep sending me to therapy,

retreats, yoga sessions,
etcetera, etcetera.

I'm really sorry.

For the therapy

or the yoga sessions?
Yoga's difficult.

For your loss.

I'm sorrier.

Julio.

Cristina.

It was nice to meet you.

"Was"?
Are you asking me to leave?

No, but at this rate,

if you keep skipping classes,

I give you
two days tops.

Ye of little faith.

I finish what I start!

Hey, this challenge
is different.

Want to bet?

She's not here,
she's out of town.

Hannah?

Yes, just a sec.

Esther.

No way.

Hello?

Sorry,
I can't help you.

I mean, really?

No, no.
I don't get it.

How come no one knows

where the owner
of the company is?

Well,
the owners are like that,

they tend to vanish.

What an idiot!

[♪]

ESTHER:
That article you handed in?

It could be a book,
a best seller.

MIGUEL:
She has faith in you.

Besides, you're broke,

but you've got a story,

so don't hesitate.

No... No, no, no.

[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]

AUTOMATED VOICE:
The number you dialed
is not available.

Your call will be transferred
to voicemail.

Eh... Cris, this is Alex.

Eh... Sorry
to bother you, but...

I mean, I guess

that you don't want
to hear from me.

But I've been thinking and...

we need to talk.

So, when you get this,

whenever that is,
call me, please.

Bye.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

CAMI:
If your parents check
your stuff

behind your back ..., no, no!

Don't you dare!

I'm keeping the cellphone.

Why?
What were you doing?

[SIGHS]

Look, we're buddies,
keep it a secret.

I just want to know

what's going on
with Sofi, that's all.

It's obvious.
She's got a boyfriend.

-Where are you going?
-What?

To kill the kid

that's taking advantage
of her!
Dad,

this is why Sofía doesn't tell
you anything.

If you didn't react like this,

maybe she'd introduce
you two.

I don't want that, I want

to keep him away from her.

You should want that too!

-You're her brother!
-You're late.

-Kiké is the love of her life.
-Kiké?

That's a criminal's name!

Is he in a gang?

Come on, Dad.

Do you remember that movie

about the Italian mobsters

with that guy
that's out of breath?

What's that got to do
with what we're...?

The Godfather, yes.
What?

[IMITATING THE GODFATHER]
"Keep your friends close,

and your enemies closer.

Capisci?"

[♪]

Capisci.

JULIO [WHISPERS]:
See? He's there.

Go, go, go.

Shh, shh.

Yes. Go.

Unbelievable!

I haven't broken the rules
in years.

I don't believe you.
Come on.

I honestly feel like
I'm camping.

This is a campsite.

And you have to last
two more days here

or you're having dinner
with me, you'll see.

Wait, wait, wait.

Ta-da!

[PHONE CHIMES]

VOICEMAILS 6

Hey, hey, hey.
He's practically dead.

This is dead,
there's no signal.

Well, you can't get

everything you want,
can you?

-Let's go.
-Is this the year 2003?

There's a yoga class
in five minutes.

Hurry.

We have to put it away.
Come on, come on.

ALEJANDRO:
This is Alex.

Eh...
Sorry to bother you...

Hey...

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Ah! Where's Cristina?

What do you need?

We know your intentions

are evil, dude.

-You're evil.
-What do you mean?

You know, my dear.

Look...
Tropical princess,

I'm looking for Cristina,

because Héctor allowed us

to hand in the proposal

tomorrow at noon.

Find her
or lose your chance.

-Got it?
-Yeah, right! Sure.

[LAUGHING]
Look.

Listen, my darlings,

I don't have

to convince you of anything.

I'm just being friendly.

Find her.
If you screw this up,

you're going
to ruin me too.

I can be an amazing friend,

but you don't want me
as an enemy, hm?

Ah! By the way,

great Botox job.

Let me know where you went.
Find her.

[SCOFFS]

Dude, did you get Botox?

[BIRDS TWEETING]

Hello.

I'm really glad
to see you again, Cristina.

Join us.

How does he know
my name?

He knows everyone's

names and natal charts.

[LAUGHS]

Scary, right?

Well, put your hands up.

On the count of three,
to the right.

One, two, three.

Ah! No, no, no.

Stretch.

Do you think this
is hard? Ah!

Now comes Downward Dog...

Pooping.

To the left.
One, two, three.

-Ah!
-No, why?

Stretch.

Here's an easy one:

Butterfly Stuck on Wall.

Stretch.
Stretch, stretch.

Julio? Cristina?

Don't make me separate
you two.

No, sir.

Ah!

Two days. Hang in there.

Yes.

-Butterfly.
-What? No...

Stretch,
but not too much.

FABIO:
Second warning.

One more,
and you're out.

HANNAH:
She's not picking up.

Keep trying.

If what the piranha said
is true,

we'd cover the payroll
by the end of the month, dude.

-Mm-mm, no.
-Dude! Dude, I got it!

The proposal
is in Cristina's computer.

Great!
Where's her computer?

Ah! Damn it! Really?

Ah...

♪ If I only could ♪

♪ Should feel strange
But it sure feels good ♪

You've been doing
those exercises for a while now.

Yes. And you should be
doing them too.

You're such a nerd!

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪ ♪ You know it must be love ♪

Hello, princesses.

I've come to do
a routine search

for electronic devices.

Like the one
you're holding.

Let's see
what we have here.

Eh...

[MOUTHING WORDS]

Let's see...

What about here?

Can I have that?

Isn't this illegal
or something?

Is this how you want

to cleanse your soul,
Cristinita?

First, don't call me that,

and secondly,

I need that to work, sir.

Yes, yes, yes.
I know, I know.

But you're not here to work.

Exactly.

You'll get it back
when you leave.

Excuse me.

Thanks, guru.

I hope you can finally find
some peace.

Yes, sure.

Judas!

How can you do this
to me?

Do what?

Grace, this is great
for you,

but not everything is
about you, okay?

Hey, I invited you

so we could find
peace together.

You don't want to find it!

You've got
a wonderful husband

who's pursuing his dreams!

Don't talk to me
like that!

Talk to me
with harmonious words!

Is it harmonious
to take my stuff away?

-You have to hand them over!
-But I need them!

-Why?
-Because I do work, Grace.

I didn't mean it
like that.

Grace, taking care
of your family is work and...

Hey!

-Kiké!
-What?

I told you to stay there.

You can't be here.

Please, I'll go in alone.

But you promised...

You said ...FI: No...

CAMI: Dad, here's what ...ush! Cami!

If my dad sees us here,
he'll kill us.

I know, but...

you just took off.

We had an agreement.

What was I supposed to do?

You know...

[GUILLERMO CLEARS THROAT]

Hi, Dad.

This is Kiké.

He's a friend
from school.

Eh... He walked me home

because... the streets are
very dangerous.

Ah! I guess he...

[CAMILO CLEARS THROAT]

[IMITATING THE GODFATHER]
He must know about that.

Ah! Eh...

Kiké...
Enrique Arellano,

but you...
You can call me Kiké.

Is he your friend
or your boyfriend?

My boyfriend.

And is your boyfriend...
staying for dinner?

So?

Ah! No, that's nice
of you, Mr. Guillermo.

Are you going to reject
my invitation?

No. Well, no.

Thank you so much.
Eh...

What? What?

[WHISPERING]
My voice will go hoarse.

-I can't keep doing it.
-Try.

But it already hurts.

[♪]

JULIO:
Is everything okay
with Graciela?

How did you know?

Well, you exceeded
the allowed decibels.

Right.

And who would you say won?

I noticed
that you considered leaving,

but you stayed to avoid
our dinner.

Unbelievable!
Ha-ha-ha.

Do you mind?

Wow!

I haven't smoked in years!

Since we're breaking rules...

[EXHALES]

[COUGHS]

Are you okay?

[LAUGHS]

Ah!

You know?
This is relaxing.

Unlike that yoga class.

Don't tell me that you're
in crisis because you're 30.

Why do you think
I'm 30?

I don't know.

Yes,
I'm about to turn

that age and...

I can't help thinking

of everything
I've left behind.

Well, maybe you had to...
I don't know,

get rid of a lot of baggage

to travel lighter,
you know?

It's not easy to climb
three floors carrying stuff.

I'm scared.

I understand that.

I'm scared...

since I became a widower.

Ha-ha. Good thing
we've got pot.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[COUGHS]
Do you drink wine?

More than water. Ha-ha.

Did you smuggle
a few bottles,

you damn criminal?

This will be better.

We're going to rob
Fabio's cellar.

What do you say?

Hurry![LAUGHS]

Come on.

[RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING]

Is there anything
that you'd like to share?

Well, first of all,

I want to apologize

on behalf of my sister,
who... Pff!

And I also want to thank

each and every one of you,
because...

Because thanks to you I...

I'm finally finding
my inner light.

-Namaste.
-That's nice.

MARTA:
Tasty?

Mrs. Martita,
it's awesome.

I haven't eaten anything
this good in ages. Thanks.

Well, the kitchen
belongs to Mr. Guillito.

-See?
-Really?

That's funny! My dad used
to cook all the time,

but he's no longer
with us.

Anyway, it's better
than nothing.

-Did he die?
-No way! No!

That idiot ended up
in jail,

but he'll be out
next month or something.

He's done his time, right?

No, no...

Well, if I lick the plate
I might break it.

A broken plate?
Which one? It's a set!

For God's sake,
say it isn't so.

No, Martita.
Kiké meant it figuratively.

Martita!

MARTA:
Bye, cutie.

[MARTA CHUCKLES]

Sir.

Later.

Great tacos,
Mr. Guillermo.

[FAKE COUGHS]
I'll kill him.

Little bro,
see you next time.

MARTA:
They're cute! So sweet!

Honey, honey, honey.
Wait.

-Martita.
-He's so polite.

Thank you.
No, don't help.

Come sit down, honey.
Sit for a sec.

Look at me.

You know
you can count on me.

-Yes.
-If you want to talk,

-I'll always be there.
-Relax.

-I'm here for you.
-I know.

-Sure?
-Dad, calm down.

-Sure?
-Yes, I know.

-Come here.
-Relax.

ALEJANDRO:
Look, Mike,

I've contacted
20 publishers.

Can you believe it?

Do you know
how many replied?

-How many?
-Zero.

-Mm!
-Yes.

Relax, bro.

Look, if I've learned anything

it's that
when you write someone,

you have to wait.

Be patient and don't make
a big deal out of it.

Sure.

Why don't I go see them?

I've done that.
It doesn't work.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Um... Look, bro.

Let's just enjoy the beer.
It's late.

-Yes.
-Wait until morning,

if they haven't replied,

just drop by.

Yeah.

You're right.

[SIGHS]

Come here.

What are you doing?

KIKé:
♪ I was so close
I could... ♪

♪ Feel your breath... ♪

Sofi?

What's this?

A serenade, sir.

Come in.

How long has he been here?

He just got here, Dad.

You were in the bathroom.

He came
to walk me to school.

KIKé:
Yes, yes.

It's rough.
It's dangerous, Dad.

Yes, it's dangerous.

Any idiot may get inside.

Why do you think
I take her

to school
after breakfast?

-I'm her dad.
-Is breakfast ready?

No, it isn't.

Get out. I need to talk
to her.

What? What is it?
What happened?

What?
What's up, dude?

Are you still here? Go!

Yes.

No, no, no, Sofi.

Please, sit down.

Look, I'm making
a huge effort

to accept
that you're old enough

to have a boyfriend,
okay?

But I need you to make an effort
and accept

that there are rules
in this house.

He can't be
in your bedroom,

let alone
this early, okay?

Hannah, it's going to explode!
It's going to explode!

[COUGHING]

For God's sake!

Ah! What's this?

Dude!

Have you had it serviced?

What?

Serviced.
You should do it every year.

Have you ever taken it
to a mechanic, Rodri?

No. I mean...
It worked, dude.

Well, give me the number

of the roadside assistance
service.

Give me...the insurance's
number.

Did you hire one?

No.

Why don't you have insurance

for a car like this one?

-I could kill you!
-It worked.

I'm going to kill you!

-Let's hit the road.
-What? Wait, no.

-Yes, we'll hitch a ride.
-No, no.

-Let's ask for help.
-No way, dude.

-I'm not staying.
-Have you seen horror movies?

Dude,
someone will pick us up,

take us to a motel
and kill us.

That's not going to happen.

We're not hitchhiking.

What are you doing?

DigiRyde can take us
to the camp.

Sure, they'll send a car.

Of course, honey.

Come on, lock the car
and let's go.

Dude, we can't hitch...

Lock the car ...ll yeah! There!

-You're joking!
-Have some faith.

-Unbelievable!
-Have some faith.

I love globalization!

It's very important to keep...

controlling our breathing.

[RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING]

Where's your sister?

Eh...

I don't know.

I haven't seen her
since we...

You know what happened.

But she's a good person.

I think we should...

give her a second chance.

Could we give her
a second chance?

She's cute.

[LAUGHING]
Shush.

It sucks.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Can you explain
what's going on?

This is... This is
disrespectful to me,

to the process,
your classmates, yourselves.

[SLURRING]
"To me, the process...

[BOTH LAUGHING]

...your classmates,
non-binary and binary."

You nailed it! You nailed it!

Again, again, again.

Teacher...

"It's disrespectful..."Cristina, stop it.

My beautiful sister!

I miss you.

Let's be friends again.

Ah!
You stink of booze!

Get your stuff.

Both...? Both of us?

The three of you.

No! Why me?

MARTA:
Oh, God!

You're going to wear down
the floor!

Here's some coffee.

Martita,
let me be honest.

I want to wear it down

to bury that smartass
that's with my kid.

When did we allow
that...delinquent

inside our house?

The girl grew up

and got pretty,
she's a young woman.

When love hits you
this way...

I'm having a hard time.

Why did she leave now?

I can't believe it.

Poor Mr. Guillo!

Look, my God

doesn't give bread
to the toothless

nor give burdens

that we cannot carry, hm?

Why don't we get rid of him?
There's a lake here.

You could get
a few big rocks,

we'll tied them to his legs,
throw him

and no one will find him.

Dear God!

Shut your mouth!

You just have
to talk to them,

what's the big deal?

Talk to the girl
or talk to the boy.

We could find a circus
and rent a crocodile.

No, Mr. Guillo!
Stop it!

If he floats,
he'll get eaten.

Not entirely!

Yes,
there will be pieces left.

[GROANING]

Sis, I'm sorry.

No, to be honest,
you're absolutely right.

It was wrong to get drunk

as a skunk,

but you're right
about everything else.

No, don't say that.

I have to.

The truth is that I want
to get my family back.

Hey, why don't you go ahead?

Sure?

What about you?

I know someone
who'll give me a ride.

What?[LAUGHS]

Really?

Maybe.

I know, Mike,

but I found one

that's called
Cygnus Publishing House.

MIGUEL [ON PHONE]:
And?

No, no, forget it.

They want
intellectual stuff.

Okay.

Save the e-mail.
When you get rich,

we'll call
those intellectual idiots.

Wait. Let's see, hold on.

Here's another one.

This one's called
Sunshine Publishers.

Can you believe that, Mike?

They are the ones!

No.

This one wants the opposite,

something less intellectual.

I mean,
it makes no sense.

Save that one too.

[PHONE BUZZING]

I'll call you back, Mike.

I've got another call.

Okay. Yes, I'll call you back.

Hello?

Eh... Yes, yes.
Speaking.

Ah! Hold on.

Can you hold on, Miss?

I need a pen
to write down the...

The address.

Okay, hold on.

There.

Can you give me
the address?

All right.

No, no, no.
I've written

that chapter already.

I could show it to you.

See you tomorrow
to discuss it.

Is that all?

Bye.

Mike? What's up?

Hey, guess what!

I've just got a call.

Tomorrow,
I'm going to take

the first chapter
of the book

to Guanajuato,
can you believe it?

MIGUEL:
Really?

Hey, dude.
Even in Guanajuato,

people make videocalls.

No, Mike.

They want
to meet me in person.

Don't you get it?

They're interested in
the chapter.

Okay, dude. Yeah.

What is it about?

I'm going to write it
right now.

I have to go, Mike. Okay?

All right. Bye.

Sofi.

SOFI:
I'm not here.

What do you mean?
I can hear you.

I don't want to see you.

GUILLERMO:
Open up, love.

Let's talk.

Sofi...

you know I'd die for you,

and I trust you.

There's no reason not to.

But there are limits.

A boy and a girl
in a room?

That's crossing the line.

We weren't doing
anything wrong.

I know, love. I know,

but I need you to go slow.

This is a new relationship.

It's like starting
a job on Monday

and asking for a raise
on Tuesday.

But you're the chef!

Honey, it's an example.

Dad, I want things
to work out with Kiké,

I want you all
to like him.

[♪]

Baby steps, love.
Baby steps.

You're just starting
this job

called love.

Don't ruin it
by asking for a raise.

Not right now.

Thanks.

Dude!

Did you get Botox
and implants, Hannah?

-What?
-I might bite you.

I'll fart right in your face,
you damn cripple!
No!

There you go.

-Ah!
-Shush.

Done.

What now?
How are we going to find

this peace
and love enclosure?

[CHUCKLES]
I don't know
where Cristina is,

but we could look for
her computer.

-The office.
-The office.

-Let's start there.
-That way.

Wait.

Ah!

Here, here, here.

-Dude! Look!
-Hold on!

-Om!
-Hey.

Where do you think
you're going?

No, no. Plan B?

-Plan B.
-Now!

-Security!
-Hannah! Plan B!

-Where's Cristina?
-Security!

JULIO:
You know we can't be here.

When did you start
respecting the rules?

I just don't get it.
What are we doing?

Oh!

I know it's not dinner,
but it's something.

Don't tell me
you stole this.

-Really?
-Of course!

If there are no refunds,

I'll get my money's worth
somehow.

Well, at least my parents

will be very happy.

[LAUGHS]

Why? You got kicked out?

I'm so sorry for that.

Yes, but for the first time,
I'll leave this place smiling.

Why are you still here?

We're in our happy place!

Just do your thing,
don't worry.

Get out of here.

No, no, no. Easy, easy.

We're leaving,
we're leaving.

-We're packing up.
-CRISTINA: Hey!

-JULIO: It's fine, cool.
-CRISTINA: Awful energy!

-Easy now.
-You're so Zen.

Hey, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.

Eh! Sorry.

We're out of here.

HANNAH:
No, no!
All right, all right!

She's here!
She's here!

-There, there.
-All right, all right.

What are you
doing here?

Dude, it's a long story.

-Colombian?
-Oh! You too?

-I am too.
-How are you? What's up?

All good.

-I'll walk you out.
-Come on. Come on.

-Okay, fine. Ah!
-Go.

-What the hell?
-What the hell?

Thanks, thanks.

HANNAH:
No.

Fuck.
We failed, Hannah!

CRISTINA:
I'm sorry.

No, it was my fault.

Are you sure
that you don't need a ride?

Positive.

I'll go
with the...hooligans.

But thank you.

All right.

[CHUCKLES]
My pleasure.

-Same here.
-Bye, bye.

Bye, everyone!

[LAUGHS]

[SNIFFING]
Oof!

♪ Oh, unfading glory ♪

♪ Oh, immortal joy... ♪Why do you look so happy?

Are you going to tell me
why you came?

Hold on,

did the psychos called you?

Dude,
you got kicked out, right?

You don't know
the half of it!

Dude, they kicked out Grace.

[LAUGHING]
I mean...

Okay, hold on.
Grace is not here?

-No.
-Crap!

-We have no ride home!
-Really?

What?
Where's your car?

I can't believe it.

It's a long story!

Dude, why didn't you pick up?

Because this place is
like a nunnery,

they don't let you do anything.

Alejandro kept texting me.

He was suffocating me,

so I turned it off
and put it away,

because I came here
to calm down and find peace.

This will give you peace,

the piranha came by
the office.

I'm talking about Esther.

And we've just lost
a golden opportunity,

love, because you turned
to Scientology.

No, no! See?

This is all
Alejandro's fault!

His lies made me come here!

-Let it out, dude.
-Agh! Agh!

I'm tired of pretending!

I want to kill him!

RODRIGO:
Let it out.

Your peace, quiet
and love program works.

Here's some energy for you.

-Cristina!
-Ah!

[♪]

We were all there
eating peacefully,

at the table, without moving,

back in the little town
where my parents live,

when we heard noises.

Thump! Thump!

It was something big,
very big.

I'm Big Foot![ALL SCREAM]

Crap!

Dad, language!

GUILLERMO: But ...at?

[MARTA EXCLAIMS]

Ma!

This is exciting!

-Mom!
-Don't go again, please.

No, I won't go,
I promise.

Swear it to God!
Swear it!

I swear.

Even if dad becomes
a chef?

Okay,
let's sit down.

Well, if we don't support
daddy,

who will?

Right?

But I do have
a condition.

Hm?

I'm going to be
a breadwinner too.

I'm going to get a job.

Well, then.
We'll both support the family.

-Eh... Dad?
-Ah?

-I have to go.
-Where?

Where, love?

What's more important
than your mom

who's just come back?

Well, her boyfriend!

[LAUGHS]

I love you, jerk!

Cami!
You're hilarious.

You should make
comedy videos now.

[LAUGHS][LAUGHS]

Mmm...

Do you have a boyfriend?

Does she?

Dad said I could.

No. No way.

Guillermo Edgardo Robles!

I can't believe it.

What kind of father allows

his underage daughter
to have a boyfriend?

I'll let you be a hippy chef,

but hippy and dissolute?

That's the last thing I want
in this house!

Do you hear me?

-Is that clear?
-Yes, Madam.

-Out!
-Yes, Madam.

[♪]

Ah!

Alejandro Montero!

Come out, Judas!

AN URGENT MATTER AROSE
IN GUANAJUATO SO I LEFT.

I'LL BE BACK ON THURSDAY. XO. A.

♪ Love bites, love bleeds ♪

♪ It's bringing me down
On my knees ♪

♪ Love lives, love dies ♪

♪ It's no surprise ♪

♪ Love begs, love pleads ♪

♪ It's what I need ♪