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- I can do this.

Do it, do it.

Come on.

Ah.

- I want you to pretend

that everything I'm going to say is true.

You're not gonna believe it, you're gonna think I'm crazy.

But I want you to pretend it's true.

- Okay?

- I've reliving the same day over and over again.

- Do you know what I'm gonna say next?

- It's not like that.

- If you've reliving the same day over and over again

why don't you know what I'm gonna say next?

- Because one, it doesn't work like that.

And two, we've never had this conversation before.

- How is this a new conversation

if you're reliving the same day over and--

- I wake up everyday and everyday it's Monday the 23rd.

But it's never the same Monday the 23rd.

It's unpredictable.

Some of the things are the same,

the same stuff needs to be done at work.

Things are placed the same way.

But people don't have the same conversations,

don't order the same coffee, or hit the same traffic lights.

The weather can be 83 one day,

but the next day, which is the same day,

it could be 81, it varies.

But it is always Monday the 23rd.

And that is why

we're having this conversation for the first time.

Because this is the first Monday the 23rd

that I sought out a therapist and stole an appointment.

- What do you mean you stole an appointment?

- Are you the eight o'clock?

- Yeah I'm Earl.

- Well Dr. Parker is sick today

and we'll have to reschedule.

- Well how bad is it?

I mean, is it bad?

I mean, what am I supposed to do in the meantime?

Is she seeing somebody else?

- You know what, she'll contact you shortly.

- How is she gonna contact me if she's sick?

- She can use a phone.

- Well how's she gonna know where to find me?

- The phone will know where to find you.

- Well, tell her hi.

- You can't do that to my patient.

- It's okay.

He'll be back tomorrow,

which is, today.

- How do you know you're reliving the same day?

Maybe you just dreamed it?

- Well what's today?

- The 23rd.

- That's how I know.

- If we were reliving the same day

over and over, why don't I know it?

- I don't know.

- You realize my job

is to look for signs of psychological problems.

- I came to you.

You specifically because according to your ad

you believe in God and miracles and stuff.

- I do.

- So for one moment,

can you just pretend that what I'm saying is true?

- Okay.

Sure.

How long have you been reliving the same day?

- I don't know anymore.

At first it was easy to keep track,

but now they all blur together.

Why is this happening to me?

- What's special about the day you're reliving?

- Nothing.

- Hey.

Hey, hey, wake up.

Gungnir is missing again, did you take it?

- this is my roommate, Max.

- Is this another one of your jokes again?

Cause I swear-

- I did not take your stupid controller.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's not a controller.

- It's a controller.

- It's not a controller, it's lucky.

And you know Coloseo and Cloud has a match tonight.

Okay so it was in my bathroom,

my bad.

Is that...

Is that my mandarin orange salsa water?

- That's good.

- Gimme that.

Buy your own.

Buy your own, we've been over this.

- Hey man, when are you gonna clean all of this up?

- Hey.

- We're gonna need all company receipts

for the past four years.

- Sir, are you listening?

- How would you like to receive that?

- What do you mean?

- How would you like to receive the information?

- I work at Interion.

And yes I am aware of the recent SEC investigation

and no, I'm not supposed to talk about that

according to the NDA I signed when they hired me.

Truth is, I don't know exactly they do.

My job title is strategy officer, but really my job is to--

- Would you like that in digital or hard format?

Alphabetized?

Collated?

A few years ago

we were actually able to do microfiche without help.

They have this paper in the copy room

smells like fresh bread.

I can have Sherry print some out for you, if you'd like.

Of course, that would be thousands and thousands of pages.

I don't know how they get to smell like that.

The world we live in now, right?

- Delay, that's my whole job.

And I'm pretty good at it.

- This is not a joke, sir.

- This is no laughing matter.

- Illegal things have transpired here,

people are going to go to jail.

Are you one of them?

- I would take it more seriously

if I were you.

- You're right.

I'm gonna take this more seriously.

- This boat has more holes than I have fingers

but, the money is good so--

- How can I help?

- We just told you.

- Receipts, purchase logs

all of it.

- Receipts, purchase logs,

all of it somewhere in this building,

being shredded as we speak.

- I'll see what I can do.

- Oh man.

Ah, that does not look good.

- She's an accountant.

or does accounting, something with numbers

I'm not really sure.

But she's nice.

- I don't think so.

- She looks good and she's nice and she asked me directly.

- How did she ask you directly?

She doesn't know me.

- She asked me who's the nicest guy I knew and I said you.

- That's great.

But no.

- Dude I don't see what the big deal is.

You need this

she needs this,

no one is saying you have to get married.

Don't even think about it past tonight.

It's just one date, dinner.

Something you're already gonna be doing

you just do it with her seated across from you.

- He was trying to set me up with this girl,

a full week before the day had started repeating.

- Kim's talking you into this isn't she?

- Yeah.

No.

Maybe.

Man I don't know,

I don't even know what my own thoughts are anymore.

I live in a house with three women.

Try that see how you do.

- No.

Just,

no.

- Why don't you go?

- When's the last time you heard anything good

come from a blind date?

- My brother-in-law went on a blind date with my sister

and they have six kids now.

- Mazel tov.

- Why don't you wanna go?

What if you hit it off?

- Because it won't matter.

- Why not?

- Tomorrow would've never happened.

- Because the day starts over.

- Have you tried just staying awake, not going to bed?

- Hey, Gungnir's missing.

Do you know where he is?

- Just like that?

- Just like that.

- What is

Gungnir?

- A mythical sword I think.

I'm not sure.

I'm afraid to ask.

Last time I brought up Harry Potter

he didn't stop talking for twenty minutes.

- Okay.

What happens after work?

- You're supposed to announce yourself.

- Papaw

A bat?

Really?

- You can never be too sure.

- Papaw's convinced

that the government is listening,

tracking cellphones 24/7 so

he invented,

pot protocol for our safety.

- Did they send the kale this time?

- I don't know.

- They keep sending romaine.

- Well, you eat too much kale.

- No I don't.

What is this?

- Sweetum O's aren't gonna kill you, papaw.

- Oh, yes they will.

You eat enough of 'em.

You know that sugar

is 10 times more addictive than crack cocaine?

- Pretty sure that's not true.

- I researched it.

- You know what the obesity level was when I was a boy?

13%.

Have you been to a playground lately?

- Why would I be at a playground?

- Well drive by one.

You'll be horrified.

- For the longest time

I didn't tell him about this.

I didn't know what I thought he would say.

- I don't know what to say.

- All things considered, he took it pretty well.

- Maybe you should see somebody, a therapist.

- You think I'm crazy?

- No, not at all.

But when my grandson tells me something like this,

he's either stoned or in a predicament.

I mean, are you stoned?

- No.

- If you were it'll be okay, you can tell me,

I'd still love you.

- I'm not stoned.

- Then you should see somebody.

- Papaw, I've already talked to a few people.

I went to the university,

I even spoke to a guy

who wrote a book on time travel theory.

Everyone of them would certify me.

- A while back I was driving down the road

and there was a guy over the side of the road

and he had a flat tire

and his back of his car down almost to the pavement.

Turns out the guy had never changed a tire before

didn't have a clue what to do.

So I get the iron out I get the tire off

and I start changing the tire.

But then I said what the heck have you got in the trunk

that it causes your car to be so far down?

So he opens the trunk and there's rocks.

Turns out he's some kind of a geologist or something

and he's telling me about all of his equipment

and how these rocks are the

foundation of the universe

and they're 250 million years old and...

So this old boy thinks he's all kinds of special,

he's on his way to teach some elementary school kids.

I changed the tire and I get it done

and I popped the jack and pop, spare pops.

Well he ends up having to call a wrecker

cost him a 175 bucks.

He never got to the elementary school,

which is probably good for the kids.

- Why are you telling me this?

- Well it turns out that the smartest guy in the universe

is a nincompoop.

He can't change a tire,

he doesn't know that all of those rocks in his trunk

is breaking his car in half.

Now science at its best,

is limited.

And you need to look for a bigger picture,

look at the supernatural.

- How did you know the tow truck was 175?

- Oh I stuck around,

man that was the most entertaining thing

I've seen in months.

You wanna see one of his precious rocks?

I kept one.

- Gungnir, now.

Where is he?

- I can have Sherry print some out for you if you'd like.

- She's an accountant.

- You know where he is?

Anywhere, in here?

- I was driving down the freeway

behind this big moving truck.

And it has this refrigerator strapped to the back.

And all of a sudden I heard this voice in my ear

say, "Get over."

And before I could think about

if I'd really heard the voice or not,

I got over.

The refrigerator broke the belt

smashed down on the road in front of me,

missed me by this much.

Now I can look at this in two ways.

Coincidence.

After all, there is a lot of psychiatrists

that believe in a sixth sense and survival instinct.

- And the other?

- If you wanna know why this is happening to you,

you have to consider that your papaw may be right.

It's a supernatural event.

And as far as why this keeps happening over and over,

I would feel something's still missing,

I think,

exhaust the possibilities.

- Hey, hey, wake up.

Gungnir's missing, have you seen him?

- You need to take this seriously.

- You're right, that's what I was going to say.

He needs to take this seriously.

- Have you guys heard of PTSD?

- Well she's an accountant, or in accounting.

It's something with numbers.

- Fine.

I'll go.

- What?

- I'll go.

- Great.

Alright.

Hey, want a drug?

It's thin mint.

- I'm gonna be honest,

I almost didn't come.

- Really?

- Yeah, you know blind dates never really turn out well, so.

- I know exactly what you mean,

I didn't wanna come at first either.

- Oh really?

Why did you come?

- I don't know.

Decided it was something I needed to do.

- Yeah, yeah, me too.

- You look nice.

- Oh, thank you.

So, what do you like to do?

- Oh, you know

outside of work I just,

don't really have much of a social life I guess.

- Yeah that can happen, right.

- Yeah.

You?

What do you like to do?

- Mostly work.

We do have girls night once a week that I like but I...

More than once a week and I think I would just lose my mind.

They're so dramatic.

I did a marathon last month, you've heard of this?

- Yeah.

- Have you done one?

- No.

- No?

I mean they're actually really fun.

I mean it was way more fun than the canton one

that was just depressing.

Oh God I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that, should I?

- No, you're fine.

- Yeah I mean, I just decided

I needed to get out and do things, you know?

- Yeah. I was so busy with work

that I wasn't really doing anything else.

I would just go home and binge watch TV shows

and after a while it starts feeling like you're living life

without a purpose, right?

- Yeah

for sure.

- I mean it got so bad for me that

I wasn't taking care of myself, I wasn't exercising,

and it just got to this point where I had to do something

or else I was gonna go crazy.

And that's when I discovered Genepox,

like that's how I got my energy back.

It completely changed everything in my life.

I mean really, how often do you think about your gut health?

- Never.

Absolutely never.

- Really?

You should.

It's actually a very important thing

that most people completely overlook

but it makes all the difference in the world.

I actually have a card here for you

if you'd like to look at it.

- Oh.

Wow.

Thanks.

- Yeah we're having a meeting this Thursday actually

for people interested in getting healthy now

and living a better life.

I would love it if you'd come.

- I can't.

- No?

- I gotta go to the bathroom.

- Where do you think I can go?

- Come with me.

- Okay how often do you think about your gut health?

- Not that often.

- Not that...

Oh my god

I mean it's actually insanely important.

I mean if you take this you get--

- Are you seriously standing me up?

- Yes, I am standing you up.

We're over, Molly.

- You have got to be kidding me.

Jerk.

- Hey.

- Wait.

What did you do?

What did you do to her?

- Whoa hey wait I didn't do anything

- Put your hands up.

- Okay. - Back Off.

- Listen - Put your hands up.

- I just found her here okay?

- Listen - Are you okay?

- I didn't do anything, okay?

This is a big misunderstanding.

- okay we have 482 coming out there

for the hit and run, you might wait for him.

- Noted.

- This is 482 - What time is it?

- Yes sir,

we may have a car that's stopped at Tenfit Granch-

- Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.

Gungnir's missing.

- I saw my father.

It's the first time I ever saw him cry.

And he just looks at me,

and he touches my face.

And he says,

"Son,--."

- You were right.

There's a woman.

- I'm sorry who are you?