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At the peak of success,
no one ever believes
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their time at the top is going to end.
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At the height of their power,
the Egyptians never imagined
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that the pyramids would
turn into a tourist trap.
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But the fact is,
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everyone and everything
only get their 15 minutes.
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Hey, there, baby girl.
What you working on?
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I'm doing an assignment
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about a dead culture
that I picked for class.
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Oh, okay. Which one is that?
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Hip hop.
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Hip hop is dead?
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As a horse at the Santa Anita racetrack.
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-- Subs by kinglouisxx --
for www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Bow, will you tell your daughter
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that hip hop is not dead?
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What?!
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MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, and Bahamadia
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have a concert this Sunday
at the Pasadena Playhouse.
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- So hip hop is fine.
- Bam.
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Sorry, Dad, but when
the best rapper alive
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is a dead guy, you've got problems.
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Okay, first off,
the best rapper alive is Rakim.
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- Hey!
- All right?
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And he's still with us.
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I think.
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Look, I know why you think
the way you do
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after seeing Migos ride those big wheels
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in that soda commercial,
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but hip hop is more than just music.
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It's a statement of rebellion.
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It's inventive and creative.
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Banksy is hip hop.
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The stepback three is hip hop.
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I'm hip hop.
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That's why I can wear
this gold chain to work.
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Well, you told them it was
your emotional support chain.
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How hip hop is that?
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Well, you should be thanking hip hop
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for this house, for your
private school education,
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and for the clothes on your back,
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because if it weren't for hip hop,
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I wouldn't have been able
to break through in advertising.
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So you should find another
dead culture to talk about.
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Like the Mesopotamians
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or Black baseball fans.
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Hip hop dead? Please.
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I brought hip hop swagger
to Stevens & Lido,
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and that made me the king.
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Uh-oh!
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Someone broke out Sally, huh?
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Look at that.
24 karat solid gold Cuban link.
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- Wow!
- Ooh!
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Well, we've got a pitch today,
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so I had to bring in the Dre
that always closes the deal.
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Ah. Very well done, Dre.
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That's why I'm wearing
my lucky pitch underwear,
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which is no underwear at all.
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- Hm.
- Look, Dre.
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I love it when you get
dressed like this,
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'cause this swagger wins us accounts.
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Your authentic realness...
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it seals the deal, time and time again.
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Before I met you,
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I thought restorative justice
was a clothing line.
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Every day, you teach me
with your hip hop knowledge.
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Everything else I know comes from, uh,
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experimenting with it in college.
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? Always been down, down ?
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? If I ever didn't thank you, you ?
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? Then just let me do it now ?
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Yeah, my lacrosse team
locked me in my car
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with 311's first album on repeat.
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Joke's on them because I loved
them rhymes.
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Wait, you think that's hip hop?
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Uh, yeah. The real stuff.
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Not like that trash they got today.
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Oh, I love today's hip hop.
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They're always telling you about the
kind of clothes they're wearing,
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which makes it real easy
to shop for the look.
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And it is a real moneymaker.
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Look at this guy 50 Cents, okay?
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He dehydrates them in the club,
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and then he turns around
and sells them flavored water.
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And how did guys like you
learn about 50?
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From Dre Johnson.
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- No doubt.
- Exactly.
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I am the person that keeps you
connected to the youth
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so you can always stay on trend.
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We're gonna need you to bring
some of that flavor
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to today's pitch, Dre.
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You know I will.
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I always bring my hip hop magic
to our pitches.
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That's what makes me
indispensable to this company.
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Ah! I, too, am indispensable
to this company.
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I'm the only person who can pronounce
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the security guard's name.
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It's Shaunton'dre.
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Shaun-ton.
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While I was taking
Stevens & Lido into the future
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with hip hop,
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Bow was going through her musical past.
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Ah!
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"Rainbow's breakup mix volume forty."
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How many of those did I make?
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Hey, Junior, want to come sit down,
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hear how Deborah Cox was the soundtrack
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to the best summer of my life?
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Aw! Sorry, Mom, but I can't.
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- Oh.
- I have plans.
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But, you know, some other time,
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I would love to look through
your record book
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and hear some stories.
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Any time.
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You know where to find me, sweetheart.
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Bye, Mom.
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Bye. Be right here.
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Look at this. This is...
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- Hey, Mom?
- Mm?
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What you got there?
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Oh, it's just a book of nostalgia.
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It's nothing.
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Well, I'm not... I'm not doing anything.
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If... If you want, we can hang out.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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Yeah, come sit down.
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Look at this, huh?
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Look at all of this.
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These are the most Blu-rays
I've ever seen.
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Oh, my God. These are not Blu-rays.
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These are CDs.
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This is some of the music
that shaped my life.
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It turned me into the woman
that I am today.
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Wait.
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- "Jock Jams"?
- Mm-hmm.
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But you're not a jock. You're a doctor.
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- Oh, son.
- Mm.
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Even I need to pump up
the volume sometimes.
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- Hm. Fascinating.
- Right?
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Well, I'll get us some water,
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and then I'll put these
into the PlayStation
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and see what happens.
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Okay. Sounds good.
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I was ready to once again
put the agency on my back
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and carry it across the finish line.
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I was about to put some hip hop mustard
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all up on this mayo pitch.
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Okay, guys.
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So, we have a shot of a sandwich.
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Then we see a dad.
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We go back to the sandwich even tighter.
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Then we see the dad's eyes.
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He's mesmerized by it.
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Finally, he can't resist
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but to pick up the sandwich
and take a bite from it.
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And this is the song that's playing
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underneath all of it.
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? Unh, unh, unh ?
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? C'mon ?
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My special set of skills
was getting it done yet again.
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I had them eating
out of the palm of my hand.
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I was hip hop, and hip hop was me,
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and we were both going to live forever.
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? Poppa been smooth
since days of Underoos ?
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- ? Never lose, never choose to ?
- Wait.
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Are these guys laughing?
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? Talk goes through us ?
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Hey. What's wrong?
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No, no. It... It's great.
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It's, uh...
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It's an old-school dad kinda vibe.
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- Yeah, like... like, it ain't fresh...
- No.
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...but that's what you were going for.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, e-exactly.
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I mean, wow. Look at you.
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You're dressed the same way
I was dressed
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at our company's '90s party.
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Like, you went in for the pitch, bro.
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Y-You must be in a rap group...
Run-DM Dre.
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Yeah, you know, actually,
Dre still has a two-way pager.
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I feel like I'm hanging with Mr. Cooper.
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Wait, this... this his favorite dance.
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- Look. Hunh, hunh, hunh!
- Hey!
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- Hunh, hunh! Hey!
- What's up?
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- Go around! Go!
- Hunh, hunh!
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Hey! Hey!
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- That's you! That's you!
- That's you! That's you!
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Those mayo chumps were clowning me?
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I needed to talk to someone else
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from hip hop's greatest generation.
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Man, that was messed up.
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The way they were laughing at me
in there, man.
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And then they were talking as if
we weren't relevant anymore.
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Charlie, we have the reputations
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of being the hip hop guys around here.
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- Yeah.
- If we lose that, then...
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- then we become Black Josh.
- Yeah.
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Josh was Black Josh
for Halloween last year.
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It did not go well.
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And who the hell do they think they are
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- throwing shade on Biggie's name?
- Mm-hmm.
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You and I both know that
this new stuff ain't it.
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Uh, uh, uh, excuse me.
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You're not my public defender.
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I can speak for myself.
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I love today's hip hop.
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- Are you serious?
- No, no, no, no.
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I'm plugged the whole way in.
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Besides, this is how I keep up
with the ladies.
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I met a 22-year-old grad student
at a Yung Baby Tate show.
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She makes me feel stupid
all the time, and I love it.
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Okay, look here, Charlie, it's
just you and me talking, okay?
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- Mm-hmm.
- So you can be honest.
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This stuff is not as good
as it used to be.
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Well... you just don't get it,
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- and that's what makes you irrelevant.
- What?
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You're starting to sound like
my uncle who refused to change.
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He died in a nightclub,
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screaming at the DJ,
"Play more Heavy D!"
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- That's horrible, Charlie.
- Mm.
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But that's not me, man. I can adapt.
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- Heavy D?
- Yeah.
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Weird part was, I was the DJ.
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Don't be like my Uncle Marcus, Dre.
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Oh. Hey, Jack.
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Where's Mom?
I got her a caramel macchiato.
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Oh, so now you have time for her?
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What are you talking about?
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You ditched Mom to make mugs
with your girlfriend.
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But I lifted her up.
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We read each other's horoscopes
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and thought of ways that we
could improve in the new year.
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You messed up, baby.
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Okay. Cut it out, Jack.
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Mom needs things
you could never give her.
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You don't even know what kind of
milk substitute she uses.
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Almond?
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Sorry, kid. It's soy.
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You see...
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Mom and I have a special bond
that can't be replaced.
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So, you both drink coffee. Big deal.
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We don't just "drink" coffee.
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Our barista, Henry, makes us two drinks
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whenever one of us goes
into our Starbucks,
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because he knows that's just how we do.
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We sip, we laugh, we grow.
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Together.
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She is mine.
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Not yours.
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I think she's mine.
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- Face it, Jack. You're just her side-son.
- Hm.
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If she has a choice
between the two of us,
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- we both know who she'll pick.
- Okay.
256
00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:21,123
"I miss you a latte. Back porch chat?"
257
00:09:21,158 --> 00:09:23,326
Mermaid emoji, coffee emoji.
258
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,327
Send.
259
00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:26,162
Let's see.
260
00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,968
She chose you.
261
00:09:32,002 --> 00:09:34,337
Yeah, I think your time
is finished, playboy.
262
00:09:34,371 --> 00:09:35,972
I've gotta go meet Mom.
263
00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:37,974
But why don't you spend
the afternoon in your memories?
264
00:09:42,513 --> 00:09:44,347
Wow.
265
00:09:44,381 --> 00:09:47,350
I wasn't going to let myself
be irrelevant,
266
00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:50,353
which meant I needed to get up
on this new stuff
267
00:09:50,387 --> 00:09:52,488
if it was the last thing I did.
268
00:09:52,523 --> 00:09:54,891
YoungBoy Never Broke Again?
269
00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:57,493
That's not a rap name.
That's a sentence.
270
00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:59,128
What are you doing?
271
00:09:59,162 --> 00:10:01,063
Oh. Checking out this new-wave hip hop.
272
00:10:01,098 --> 00:10:02,298
Uh...
273
00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:03,900
It's, uh... it's great.
274
00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:06,135
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,037
'Cause your nose is bleeding.
276
00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:10,206
What?
277
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,041
All right.
278
00:10:12,075 --> 00:10:14,043
All right, I hate it.
279
00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:17,046
But I've got to know it,
otherwise I can't do my job.
280
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,247
Tell me this.
281
00:10:18,282 --> 00:10:20,483
How are these artists even popular?
282
00:10:20,517 --> 00:10:22,184
Lil Uzi Vert?
283
00:10:22,219 --> 00:10:23,219
Trippie Redd?
284
00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:24,587
Moneybagg Yo?
285
00:10:24,621 --> 00:10:26,022
Bad Bunny?
286
00:10:26,056 --> 00:10:28,391
I can't even understand
a word that brother says.
287
00:10:28,425 --> 00:10:31,027
It's like anybody can be a rapper now.
288
00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:33,829
All you need is a drum machine
and a Supreme T-shirt.
289
00:10:33,864 --> 00:10:35,197
Isn't your generation the one
290
00:10:35,232 --> 00:10:38,200
that came up with
the Humpty Dumpty Dance?
291
00:10:38,235 --> 00:10:40,102
It's the Humpty Dance.
292
00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:42,038
And I'll give you
a million dollars right now
293
00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:44,373
and you'd never be able to come up
with something as great as that.
294
00:10:44,408 --> 00:10:46,576
I'd do it for $20.
295
00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:49,178
But I'm not the one
who has something to prove.
296
00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:50,179
Okay.
297
00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,581
Watch me prove it!
298
00:10:51,615 --> 00:10:53,182
Yeah! Just watch me! I'mma prove it!
299
00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:54,517
A-And just for that,
300
00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,719
I'm not taking you with me to go see,
301
00:10:56,753 --> 00:10:58,120
uh...
302
00:10:58,155 --> 00:11:01,223
Ski Mask the Slump God!
303
00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:03,392
What kind of name is that?!
304
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:11,601
Hah! Are you ready for video game night?
305
00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:13,436
You know I am. What do you want to play?
306
00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:15,037
"Fortnite"? "FIFA"?
307
00:11:15,072 --> 00:11:16,238
Ooh, I got "Madden."
308
00:11:16,273 --> 00:11:17,373
Well, it used to be more fun,
309
00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:19,275
but now all the players
just get concussions.
310
00:11:19,309 --> 00:11:21,410
I was thinking that we would play...
311
00:11:22,846 --> 00:11:23,913
Ooh!
312
00:11:25,282 --> 00:11:28,050
... "Sudoku 4K."
313
00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:29,051
The number puzzle?
314
00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:30,453
It's not a numbers puzzle.
315
00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:31,887
No, no, no.
316
00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:35,291
This, my dear Jack, is a brainteaser.
317
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:37,293
It is a scholastic add-on,
318
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,228
a math refresher!
319
00:11:39,262 --> 00:11:41,263
Why does this need to be in 4K?
320
00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:44,500
All right, my darling, you go first.
321
00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:46,502
Yep.
322
00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,137
Uh, w-when does the game start?
323
00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:49,138
What?!
324
00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:50,940
It's already started! Go!
325
00:11:50,974 --> 00:11:52,308
Sweetheart, play the five.
326
00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,744
Play the five!
327
00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:56,345
Okay, this is so much fun.
328
00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:57,913
Real fun. Uh...
329
00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,281
Yes.
330
00:11:59,316 --> 00:12:01,250
Go! Fast.
331
00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:03,686
"Glennon"?
332
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,489
Damn, these White people names
are killing me.
333
00:12:06,523 --> 00:12:08,290
Junior, you have to help me.
334
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,293
What can I do for you, playboy?
335
00:12:11,328 --> 00:12:13,496
It's Mom. She's going overboard.
336
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:16,098
We spent the last two hours
playing a Sudoku video game.
337
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:19,335
The one with Maddow on the cover?
338
00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:21,303
I haven't even played that yet.
339
00:12:21,338 --> 00:12:23,506
I swear, if you took
the Wolf Blitzer avatar,
340
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,834
I am gonna be so pissed.
341
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,009
Now she wants to re-create the
"Lady Marmalade" music video.
342
00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:28,411
Who'd you get?
343
00:12:28,445 --> 00:12:30,012
Christina? Missy?
344
00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:31,314
P!nk.
345
00:12:31,348 --> 00:12:32,915
You don't have the pipes for that.
346
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:33,983
Or the calves.
347
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,085
Junior, you have to take Mom back.
348
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,255
Okay, man,
it is not that easy, all right?
349
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:40,890
You have to let her down gently.
350
00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:42,892
She has a high-pressure job.
351
00:12:42,926 --> 00:12:45,261
Lives could be at stake.
352
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,897
- Mm-hmm.
- And besides, you owe her that much.
353
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,499
Okay, what if... hear me out...
354
00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:50,933
Okay.
355
00:12:50,968 --> 00:12:53,102
...I don't want to?
356
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,937
Fine, I'll do it.
357
00:12:54,972 --> 00:12:56,739
I'll break up with Mom.
358
00:12:56,774 --> 00:12:57,874
Good man.
359
00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:01,444
Man, they grow up so fast.
360
00:13:01,478 --> 00:13:03,880
First relationship with Mom.
361
00:13:03,914 --> 00:13:06,449
Hip hop may have
knocked me down for a minute,
362
00:13:06,483 --> 00:13:08,251
but I trained and focused,
363
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:10,887
and I was ready to fight another day.
364
00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:15,458
Okay, this campaign is now
completed and finished.
365
00:13:15,492 --> 00:13:18,461
Dre, all we need now
is a song for the spot.
366
00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:20,062
And, uh, we got to kind of hurry it up
367
00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:22,064
'cause I got a bag of popcorn
in the microwave.
368
00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:24,100
So, who is the hot young artist, huh?
369
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,702
All right, well, you know,
you came to the right guy.
370
00:13:26,737 --> 00:13:29,906
And I think the rapper we should use...
371
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,973
Lil Pizza Boy.
372
00:13:31,008 --> 00:13:32,141
Whoa. What?
373
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,377
Are you kidding? Lil Pizza Boy? Come on.
374
00:13:34,411 --> 00:13:36,379
He was canceled for selling baby tigers
375
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,947
out of the back of his SUV, Dre.
376
00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:39,382
Come on. Next. Let's go.
377
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:40,783
- You got to do better than that.
- Okay.
378
00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:42,885
All right. Well, you know, um...
379
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,087
I have a million other rappers
to choose from.
380
00:13:45,122 --> 00:13:46,889
- Good.
- You know, so, let's go with, uh...
381
00:13:46,924 --> 00:13:48,891
- Dre, seriously, what do you got?
- Mm.
382
00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:51,336
Uh, how about, uh, we go with, uh...
383
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:53,563
Come on.
384
00:13:53,597 --> 00:13:56,566
Something new and current
that'll help you keep your job.
385
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,735
? Unh, unh, c'mon ?
386
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,604
? Ha, sicker than your average ?
387
00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:03,612
? Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ?
388
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,107
? Niggas don't think shit stink ?
389
00:14:05,142 --> 00:14:07,228
? Pink gators, my Detroit players ?
390
00:14:07,253 --> 00:14:08,487
? Timbs for my... ?
391
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,148
Dre, who, uh...
392
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,416
Who do you got?
393
00:14:16,153 --> 00:14:18,821
You know, we could just, um...
394
00:14:21,558 --> 00:14:24,160
Uh, we... we... we... we... we...
395
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,761
we could always go with "Hypnotize."
396
00:14:25,796 --> 00:14:28,164
I mean, you know,
iit's a classic for a reason.
397
00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,600
Are you kidding? I could have
come up with "Hypnotize,"
398
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:31,601
for God's sakes.
399
00:14:31,635 --> 00:14:33,202
Is that really the best you have?
400
00:14:33,237 --> 00:14:35,004
Okay, look, guys, I just...
401
00:14:35,038 --> 00:14:37,807
I just don't have it anymore, all right?
402
00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:39,475
I'm washed.
403
00:14:42,246 --> 00:14:43,980
And I am unwashed.
404
00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:47,016
Today is laundry day.
405
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,284
If you'll excuse me.
406
00:14:55,897 --> 00:14:57,264
- Hey, Dre.
- Hey.
407
00:14:57,298 --> 00:14:58,665
There you are.
408
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,535
Thought maybe we had lost you
to the streets.
409
00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:03,971
Eh, I don't know what happened
back there.
410
00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:06,974
Yeah, it's my job to bring you
what's hot and what's new.
411
00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,175
That's my sky hook.
412
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:10,210
It's what made me unguardable.
413
00:15:10,245 --> 00:15:12,012
And if that's not hitting,
414
00:15:12,046 --> 00:15:13,614
I might as well be writing
articles on jazz
415
00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:14,815
for "The Huffington Post."
416
00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:16,383
Ah, I wouldn't worry about it, Dre.
417
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:17,818
Everyone has an off day.
418
00:15:17,852 --> 00:15:19,519
Not me. Not with this.
419
00:15:19,554 --> 00:15:21,973
I mean, you hired me
to be your hip hop guy,
420
00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:24,012
so I got to do whatever
I need to do to bring that.
421
00:15:24,059 --> 00:15:26,527
Hold up, y-you think
you're just our hip hop guy?
422
00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:27,744
"Hip hop." "Urban."
423
00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:29,313
Whatever you want to call it, but, yeah.
424
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,515
Dre, you are just our guy.
425
00:15:31,549 --> 00:15:33,917
I mean, yes, initially,
we brought you in
426
00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:35,085
because we wanted someone
427
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,087
with a knowledge of Black culture, yeah.
428
00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:39,223
Eh, well, the job listing did say
429
00:15:39,257 --> 00:15:42,426
the application process is
"no thang but a chicken wing."
430
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,094
Yeah. That, uh...
431
00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:45,929
That was a blunder.
432
00:15:45,964 --> 00:15:47,731
But, uh, now, Dre, I gotta say,
433
00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:50,734
you know, I trust your instincts
on all our campaigns.
434
00:15:50,768 --> 00:15:52,903
Before we finalize a pitch,
you're the one I go to.
435
00:15:52,937 --> 00:15:55,038
You are our closer.
436
00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:56,607
So, I'm not just...
437
00:15:56,641 --> 00:15:58,208
your Black guy?
438
00:15:58,243 --> 00:15:59,776
Of course not.
439
00:15:59,811 --> 00:16:01,678
Truth is, Dre,
440
00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:04,882
the best decision I ever made
for this company was hiring you.
441
00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:06,683
That's the truth.
442
00:16:06,718 --> 00:16:08,018
All right.
443
00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:09,586
Oh! Hey, listen.
444
00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:11,955
Don't stop knowing
the Black stuff, though,
445
00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:13,457
you know, because, uh...
446
00:16:13,491 --> 00:16:15,459
I, uh... I can't rely
on Charlie for that.
447
00:16:15,493 --> 00:16:17,094
Yesterday, he insisted
448
00:16:17,128 --> 00:16:19,263
that Al Sharpton invented the Sharpie.
449
00:16:19,297 --> 00:16:20,264
Yeah.
450
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,434
Hm.
451
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:26,870
Hey, Jack.
452
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,038
Just getting my game tight
453
00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:29,773
so that when we go online later,
454
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:32,776
we can talk some trash
to the old ladies.
455
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:36,580
Yeah, actually, I think we need to talk.
456
00:16:36,614 --> 00:16:38,982
Oh. Okay, what's up?
457
00:16:39,017 --> 00:16:40,584
Oh.
458
00:16:40,618 --> 00:16:43,153
Look, hanging out with you
has been a blast,
459
00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:44,588
but, you know,
460
00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:48,392
I think we're just at really
different points in our lives.
461
00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:51,395
What are you talking about?
462
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:52,963
I don't think I'm built for this.
463
00:16:52,997 --> 00:16:54,598
I mean, I love spending time with you,
464
00:16:54,632 --> 00:16:57,801
but I just can't be
your best friend like Junior is.
465
00:16:57,835 --> 00:16:59,002
Oh.
466
00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:01,138
I can't be your everything.
467
00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:02,306
Mm-kay.
468
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,074
Um, so...
469
00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:09,313
...you think that Junior
is my best friend?
470
00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:10,847
Mm-hmm.
471
00:17:17,989 --> 00:17:19,189
No.
472
00:17:19,224 --> 00:17:21,325
But you were so sad when Junior
couldn't hang out with you.
473
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,759
Yeah. That's 'cause
474
00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:24,328
I enjoy spending time
with him and he's my son.
475
00:17:24,362 --> 00:17:26,496
It's the same way that I enjoy
spending time with you,
476
00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:30,167
but, Jack, I have real friends, okay?
477
00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:31,368
And they're grown-ups.
478
00:17:31,402 --> 00:17:33,003
And I also have your dad,
479
00:17:33,037 --> 00:17:34,805
and he is technically an adult.
480
00:17:34,839 --> 00:17:37,808
So, thank you so much
for looking out for me,
481
00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:39,209
but mnh-mnh.
482
00:17:39,244 --> 00:17:41,011
Nope. I don't need none of y'all.
483
00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:42,012
Mnh-mnh.
484
00:17:42,046 --> 00:17:43,113
- Great.
- Yeah.
485
00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:45,649
Because I still have no idea
how to play Sudoku.
486
00:17:45,683 --> 00:17:46,650
I was just pressing buttons.
487
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,218
Mm. I know that, honey.
488
00:17:48,253 --> 00:17:50,053
I knew we were in trouble when you said
489
00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:51,388
you wanted to be the thimble.
490
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:53,724
Oh. What...
491
00:17:53,758 --> 00:17:54,791
- Oh! Ha!
- Hi.
492
00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,326
Hey, Mom.
493
00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:58,462
- Didn't know you were home.
- Oh, I'm home.
494
00:17:58,496 --> 00:18:02,499
And it just so happens that
Henry made you your usual.
495
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:04,901
Oh, my God. He is the best.
496
00:18:04,936 --> 00:18:05,971
Mm-hmm.
497
00:18:05,996 --> 00:18:07,910
Did he propose to Mavis?
498
00:18:07,935 --> 00:18:10,307
Do I have a story for you.
499
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,208
What do you say? Back porch?
500
00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:13,210
Coffee talk?
501
00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:16,046
I would like that...
502
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,414
a latte!
503
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:19,416
Right?!
504
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,218
Oh, you just get better and better.
505
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:22,853
- Oh, thank you. Cheers.
- Cheers.
506
00:18:22,887 --> 00:18:24,221
All right.
507
00:18:24,255 --> 00:18:26,056
So, tell me...
508
00:18:27,258 --> 00:18:28,191
Oh!
509
00:18:28,226 --> 00:18:29,826
"A latte."
510
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,662
That was actually pretty good.
511
00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,230
Four, four. Yes.
512
00:18:33,264 --> 00:18:34,898
Hey, babe.
513
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:36,266
Five... Yeah?
514
00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:40,270
I had the wildest conversation
with Stevens at work today.
515
00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:42,105
Was he fishing for compliments
516
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,707
'cause he hired a White chauffeur?
517
00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:45,275
- One...
- Even wilder.
518
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,276
No.
519
00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:47,711
He told me he valued me.
520
00:18:47,745 --> 00:18:49,973
- Oh.
- That I'm his go-to guy.
521
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,132
Now, this may sound weird
coming from me.
522
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,567
Mm-hmm.
523
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,936
But do I not know how great I am?
524
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,129
Well, let me see.
525
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:58,939
You enter a room
526
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:01,642
screaming, "I'm the champ,"
527
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,043
so, no, you don't have that problem.
528
00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,645
Babe, I'm serious, all right?
529
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:07,247
You know, I feel like sometimes
530
00:19:07,282 --> 00:19:09,082
I put a limit on my ambition
531
00:19:09,117 --> 00:19:12,319
by only seeing myself
as a Black ad exec.
532
00:19:12,353 --> 00:19:13,453
Hm.
533
00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:15,222
I was worried about being irrelevant,
534
00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:18,258
but the truth is...
535
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:20,260
I never really saw my value.
536
00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:23,096
Well, that's the trap.
537
00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:26,099
I have been called a great Black doctor
538
00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,769
or a great female doctor so many times
539
00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:30,103
that I don't know what it would be like
540
00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:32,940
if I was just a great doctor, period.
541
00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:34,942
That's it right there, babe.
542
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:38,111
Because I am a great adman, period.
543
00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:39,313
True.
544
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:41,148
Maybe I need to start
thinking like that.
545
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,317
Maybe I've grown out of being
546
00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,953
just a Senior Vice President of Urban.
547
00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:49,289
Maybe I need to start looking
at a bigger pond.
548
00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:51,925
Maybe you do.
549
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,127
I like this for you. Mm-hmm.
550
00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:56,463
A little mid-life evolution, huh?
551
00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:57,664
You're like...
552
00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,666
You're like Jay-Z.
553
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:01,101
What?
554
00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:03,270
- He was just a rapper.
- Mm-hmm.
555
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:07,274
But now he's an art collector,
he's a real estate developer,
556
00:20:07,308 --> 00:20:11,044
and he makes a champagne
that always gets me [bleep] up.
557
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:14,114
Well, it is the only champagne
that comes with a screw top.
558
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,117
I think we have a bottle of that
somewhere around here.
559
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:18,285
Oh, we have a whole case.
560
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:20,120
- Do we?
- In the cabinet.
561
00:20:20,162 --> 00:20:21,896
- In the cabinet?
- To the left.
562
00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:23,056
Whoo! Hey!
563
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,125
- Is it too early for champagne?
- Nope.
564
00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,493
Bow was right.
565
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:28,345
I wasn't irrelevant.
566
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:31,643
I was evolving, just like hip hop.
567
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:36,146
Oh, hey, Dad. Good news, man.
568
00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:38,579
You're not gonna have to pay me
a million dollars.
569
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,491
I can't come up with a song
better than "The Humpty Dance."
570
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:44,485
There's a reason it's a classic.
571
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:48,889
All right, Humpty and Shock G
were the same person.
572
00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:50,491
My Uncle Melvin tried to tell us,
573
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,693
but we just thought it was the dementia.
574
00:20:52,728 --> 00:20:55,896
You and I both need to give
this new stuff another try.
575
00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:57,431
I mean, just because
I don't know what it is
576
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,666
doesn't mean it's not good.
577
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,501
- Maybe.
- All right. Hey, hey.
578
00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:03,431
- Listen to it with me.
- ? Pop that, drop a bag on me ?
579
00:21:03,486 --> 00:21:05,654
? Said pop that, drop a bag on me ?
580
00:21:05,688 --> 00:21:06,788
Hey!
581
00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:07,990
Oh, this is hot!
582
00:21:08,024 --> 00:21:08,957
- Dad?
- Huh?
583
00:21:08,992 --> 00:21:09,958
Your nose.
584
00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:10,959
What?
585
00:21:10,994 --> 00:21:12,394
? Hard on the... ?
586
00:21:12,428 --> 00:21:14,197
? Now go hard on the... hard on the... ?
587
00:21:15,798 --> 00:21:17,132
I'm starting to think these nosebleeds
588
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,167
aren't related to the music.
589
00:21:19,202 --> 00:21:21,003
Babe!
590
00:21:21,037 --> 00:21:22,886
It's happening again!
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