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JACK (V.O.):
Previously on Big Time...
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I can get you your money.
I just need a little more time.
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I know it's not enough!
Please! Please, guys! Agh!
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I think Cuba just got kidnapped!
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We're gonna have
to have a little talk.
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What?
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Oh!
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It's been a bad week!
You think?
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If you really want out,
there's the door!
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So long, brother.
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( DOOR BELL RINGS )
Ben?
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I'm clean.
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All right, everybody,
listen up.
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This investigation just
went federal.
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( CLOTH TEARING )
Holgado!
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I can get you the money!
You know I can!
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Holgado...
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( DOOR CREAKS OPEN )
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When I was a girl,
my grandmother gave me a pet turtle.
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I named him Guillermo,
but unfortunately he was not friendly.
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No, no, no.
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[HOLGADO]
He would snap at you if you came near.
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All I wanted was to pet him.
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So, little by little,
I got closer every day.
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First his shell,
then his foot...
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then his head, and finally,
I pet my Guillermo.
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Over time, we developed
a connection.
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Trust...
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until one day,
he bit my finger.
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( BONE SNAPS )
Agh!
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( BLOOD DRIPPING )
Oh!
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Agh!
Ssh.
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I never fed Guillermo again,
Mr. Gooding Jr.
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I watched him die.
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It is never wise to bite
the hand that feeds you.
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Lucky for you, Mr. Gooding Jr.,
you are worth more to me alive.
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[HOLGADO]
Mr. Chavez will take care of your wound.
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Agh!
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* Rainbow
whoa oh whoa oh *
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* Rainbow
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I-- I just don't understand,
Benjamin.
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How can you
possibly be clean?
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It really seems quite
incredible.
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Well, I feel incredible.
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But you still need time
in the rehab facility to heal.
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Yeah, your mother's right.
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Recovery time is a very
important thing.
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It's also an extremely
expensive thing--
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Okay, okay, guys, guys...
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I know this is hard
to believe...
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but for the first time
in my life...
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I'm actually
excited about my future.
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Um, something happened,
last night, that I don't want to talk about...
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but I had a revelation.
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I realize that I want to be
the son that gets a job...
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and opens a bank account,
and learns how to do laundry.
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You know? And, maybe
I meet a nice girl...
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and we fall in love...
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and we have a couple kids,
and they would be your grandkids.
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Right?
They would be.
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It sounds crazy,
but it could happen.
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I guess what
I'm trying to say is...
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I just want to be the son
that you guys can finally be proud of.
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But Benjamin, what about Jack
and those crazy videos?
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Crazy videos.
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Those were the dreams
of a child...
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and not the dreams
of the man that I want to be.
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Well, maybe it's time
that you dress like the man that you want to be.
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I'll get you my suit.
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( BUZZER SOUNDING )
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JACK (V.O.)
Dolfe Brother Studios, formerly Dolfe Brothers Studios...
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needs your help
in funding our new movie.
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Now that we've shed
the dead weight, let's meet the new team.
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I'm T. Jackson Dolfe!
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Ace cameraman Del Plimpton!
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And introducing,
P-P-P-Petey Goldberg!
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All we need is $1.5 million.
Donate now.
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Why does it still say
zero dollars?
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We're missing something.
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A trailer.
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We need to shoot something.
It's gotta be awesome.
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We need explosions.
We need action.
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We need Petey weightlifting.
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We need Del, you jumping
off tall stuff.
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We need to give the people
a taste of what's to come.
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Yes!
Yeah!
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Don't touch him,
we'll get in trouble.
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Okay.
Okay.
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( MUSIC PLAYING )
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Oh...
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Big day!
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[JACK]
All right, Del, suit up!
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Unfortunately, Mr. Dolfe,
I didn't receive your resume.
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Did you happen to bring a copy?
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Oh, I don't have one of those...
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but I did just graduate
from rehab, though.
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From what?
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Drug rehabilitation.
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Okay.
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Looks good, Petey.
Looks good.
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All right, zoom in a bit.
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Looking good, Del!
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It looks pretty far, Jack.
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Just remember to lock
your knees.
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It's gonna look weird
if you bend your knees...
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when you hit the pavement,
'cause you're a robot.
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Okay.
So just lock your knees, land!
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Lock your knees, land.
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Lock, land, lock, land.
All right, ready?
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And... action!
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Lock.
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( LOUD CRUNCH )
( DEL SCREAMING )
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Oops.
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Welcome to Big Deal Mart,
it's a beautiful day.
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Welcome to Big Deal Mart,
it's a beautiful--
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Oh... hey.
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Hi.
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You remember me? I checked
to see if you got raped.
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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My name's Darla.
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Del.
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( MUSIC FADES UP )
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My lady...
Oh!
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Thank you, my sir.
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( BOTH LAUGHING )
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Hi, my name is Ben Dolfe.
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No, I don't have a resume, okay?
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Del, where the hell are you,
man? You're like 20 minutes late.
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I thought you'd been in like
a horrible car accident or something.
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Yeah, no, no, I'm just, um--
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Ah, [BLEEP].
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I'm working late.
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All right, well,
just get here when you can.
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I've been practicing
on the dummy.
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I think it's gonna
look really great.
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So if people don't pay you,
I break their legs?
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Can I give them
a strong talking to?
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I won't even tell anyone!
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Wait, wait--
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Can you tell it's not Del?
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Oh, damn it!
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Where is he?
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Hi, Pumpkin.
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Let's go riding.
Ooh.
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Yes, yes!
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[DEL]
Let's go this way!
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[DARLA]
Okay.
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You cheatin' tub of [BLEEP]!
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[PROSTITUTE]
Hey, baby, you want to go out?
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It's pretty simple, really.
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People come in here,
they watch the movie...
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and, you know, do what they do,
maybe get a couple tugs in.
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Sometimes they spray the walls.
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And you get to clean it up.
Got it?
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Yeah, okay, yeah.
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Now why the hell
are you wearing a suit?
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Oh, I was, um, dressing like
the man that I wanted to be.
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Oh...
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well, the man you are,
wears this.
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Now good luck!
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( DEL AND DARLA LAUGH )
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Oh, I have brain freeze,
I hate that.
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Me, too.
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( MOCK LAUGHING )
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Jack... I was just
about to call you.
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You know, I've been working
late all week--
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I don't want to hear it.
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Who are you?
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[DEL]
I'll make up for it, Jack.
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I don't want you
to make up for it, Del.
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I don't want you near set...
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and I don't want you
near Petey.
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Del, what is this?
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Shut up, bitch.
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Hey, come on.
Oh, my god.
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[DEL]
Jack, leave her out of this.
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Okay.
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When you least expect it...
he will betray you.
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Jack--
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What just happened?
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I think I lost my best friend.
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Oh, that stinks.
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All right, let's go
through this again.
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This is Isabella Holgado...
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one of the most notorious drug
traffickers in the world.
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And this is Marco Chavez,
Holgado's right-hand man.
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Now we know that at
approximately 6:00 PM...
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Harvey Scoles, a local
private investigator hired by Diana Dolfe...
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is staking out a B and E
that Del Plimpton and her two sons commit...
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at a school teacher's residence,
for reasons that are still unclear.
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In or around the same time,
in the very same house, Chavez shows up.
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We know this, because Scoles
was able to shoot a photograph of him.
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Some time later, Scoles takes
an explicit photo and sends it to Diana Dolfe...
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with whom he is apparently
been having an affair.
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Her husband, Alan Dolfe,
sees it, leaves a threatening voicemail.
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Now Scoles ends up with two
bullets to the head...
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which someone makes a pathetic
attempt to cover up...
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to make it look like a suicide.
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I want to know why the private
investigator that took Chavez' picture is dead...
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and how Holgado
is connected to it.
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Well, it sounds like an open
and shut to me on the husband.
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Guy gets pissed off, uh, wife's
cheating, loses his cool...
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kicks in the door, maybe
he says something like...
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"You [BLEEP]ed my wife,
now prepare to get [BLEEP]ed by my gun!"
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Pow! Shoots him dead.
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What about Chavez?
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Maybe the husband paid Chavez a
boatload of cash to kill Scoles.
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Hmm.
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Or, maybe it could've
been the wife...
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black widow situation.
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Says something like...
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"I sucked your [BLEEP],
now prepare to suck my gun."
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Pow! She blows him away.
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What about this Del kid?
What do you think of him?
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I interviewed him
on the Staats case.
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Weird dude.
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Maybe he kicks in the door,
"I'll suck your [BLEEP] before you suck my gun!"
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And he's got this real deranged
look in his eye...
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and he's just screaming
his head off.
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Agh!
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Agh!
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All right, no more
hypotheticals.
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What the hell does a cartel
have to do with a local, suburban family?
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I don't know, um, maybe we could
bring 'em all in on RICO charges for conspiracy.
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Nah, I think we'd need
more information.
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Go home, Zdorkin,
kiss your wife.
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We'll get a fresh start
in the morning.
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What about you?
( MALLOY SCOFFS )
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I kissed my wife goodbye
a long time ago.
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Get some rest.
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Petey! Petey!
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Hey! Oh, Petey... good news,
my man, you are getting a promotion!
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Oh, hey, Jack.
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Hey.
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Well, this is awkward.
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Why is this awkward?
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This whole video thing
just... isn't for me.
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Okay-- Petey!
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We are gonna go 50-50, okay?
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When that $1.5 million
comes in--
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Come on, Jack!
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You haven't raised a single
dollar in two weeks.
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You're 30 years old and what do
you have to show for yourself?
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This crappy apartment
and a sad dream.
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When are you gonna wake up?
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Wow... you just set a pretty,
big bridge on fire, my friend.
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I gotta get home.
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You don't gotta do this
to yourself, man.
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There's still time.
250
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,895
Get the [BLEEP] out of here,
Petey.
251
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:55,011
Jesus Christ!
252
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,138
( DISTANT DANCE MUSIC BOOMING)
253
00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,414
( SLOW CELLO MUSIC PLAYING )
254
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,263
( NOTIFICATION TONE
ON COMPUTER )
255
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:27,311
( CONTINUES PLAYING CELLO )
256
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,724
I had no idea you knew how
to play the cello.
257
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,794
Do you want to be
my girlfriend, Darla?
258
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,404
Oh, god, yes!
259
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,995
Little bitch!
Ptew!
260
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,668
Okay.
261
00:14:12,255 --> 00:14:16,425
[KEN]
Welcome to the scintillating world of toilet cam videos.
262
00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:20,325
Now for me, toilet cams
in public bathrooms really go hand in hand.
263
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:23,839
So-- so what am I--
what am I editing?
264
00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:27,002
Oh, no, it's more
of a blurring process actually.
265
00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:30,102
The toilet cam industry thrives
on a certain voyeurism...
266
00:14:30,273 --> 00:14:32,303
and I don't have the permission
from the people in the videos...
267
00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:34,918
to use their faces,
and that's where you come in.
268
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:36,040
Yeah.
269
00:14:36,144 --> 00:14:39,284
And it's just the faces,
do not blur genitalia.
270
00:14:39,382 --> 00:14:41,312
Okay.
But let me be perfectly clear.
271
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:45,427
If you blur one vagina
or one penis...
272
00:14:45,521 --> 00:14:50,521
I will [BLEEP] fire you.
Do you understand?
273
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:55,136
Okay, so just sort of blur this.
Yes.
274
00:14:55,298 --> 00:14:59,408
With this-- Ben?
275
00:14:59,502 --> 00:15:02,872
Whoa, Ben! He's working
at the porn theater.
276
00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:05,201
That's the porn theater?
[BEN] Oh, god.
277
00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:06,908
That is a nice shot.
278
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,680
Happy Thanksgiving, sweetie!
279
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,623
[ALAN] Which is why you should
never get a 30-year adjustable. Happy Thanksgiving.
280
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:22,554
What was that, a spit-ay, Dad?
Look who's here!
281
00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:25,428
He-- hey!
282
00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:28,795
What's up?
283
00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:30,967
Nothing.
284
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,671
Well, all right, let's eat!
Dinner's on the table.
285
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:35,770
Turkey time!
286
00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:37,901
Let's strap on that feedbag.
Hah-hah!
287
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,906
It looks like the turkey
just showed up.
288
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:40,978
Cool shirt.
289
00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:43,446
Thanks, Dad took me
to his guy.
290
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,817
So how's everything at the firm
there, Ben?
291
00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:48,855
You know what? It's really good,
really good.
292
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:50,781
I mean, I'm still low man
on the totem pole...
293
00:15:50,886 --> 00:15:52,426
working my way up.
294
00:15:52,521 --> 00:15:55,821
[ALAN] Sure.
But for the first time in my life, my work means something.
295
00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:58,194
And I'm getting the respect
I deserve.
296
00:15:58,361 --> 00:16:00,961
Oh, Ben, that's wonderful.
297
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:05,833
I am counting on Ben here
for my retirement. I got you.
298
00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:09,104
[DIANA]
Don't be so hard on him, Alan, he's just getting started.
299
00:16:09,204 --> 00:16:11,134
Hey, I just want a house
in Hawaii.
300
00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:14,009
As long as you keep
it under 2.5...
301
00:16:14,109 --> 00:16:16,619
that's million with an M.
302
00:16:16,712 --> 00:16:17,882
[DIANA] Oh, Ben...
303
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,510
That is so funny.
Yeah.
304
00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:20,745
You know what?
305
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,959
I was just thinking, I don't
really know that much...
306
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:26,421
about your firm,
what is it called?
307
00:16:26,522 --> 00:16:27,422
Law-fice.
308
00:16:27,523 --> 00:16:29,093
It's called Law-fice?
Law-fice.
309
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:30,751
Wow, that's cool.
So, what is that?
310
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,399
Is it kind of like Law and
Office combined? Is that what they did?
311
00:16:33,496 --> 00:16:36,036
I wouldn't know. I wasn't there
when they named it, Jack.
312
00:16:36,131 --> 00:16:37,861
Well, so--
and what's your boss' name?
313
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:38,936
What do you care?
314
00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:39,934
I don't know, I was just
curious.
315
00:16:40,035 --> 00:16:41,835
I thought, you know,
maybe I know him.
316
00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:43,737
What's his name?
Mm-hm.
317
00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:47,079
Patrick.
Oh, yeah, Patrick? Patrick what?
318
00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:50,245
Stuffington.
319
00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:51,743
Is it? Is that his name?
320
00:16:51,847 --> 00:16:53,017
That's his name, Jack.
321
00:16:53,115 --> 00:16:54,515
Is it a coincidence that
you're sitting right there...
322
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:56,617
next to some stuffing
when you said that?
323
00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:58,429
I just got a new job, too,
actually.
324
00:16:58,521 --> 00:17:01,621
Uh, yeah, I'm working
with Bill Cranberryface.
325
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,154
Hmm, he's working there.
326
00:17:03,258 --> 00:17:07,098
Oh, so is Phil Mom-son, and
Steve [BLEEP]head?
327
00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:08,695
They're right there, too.
328
00:17:08,797 --> 00:17:11,037
Jack, Jack! What has gotten
into you? [JACK] God, I have a great job.
329
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,303
I don't know, I'm gonna
go out on a crazy limb...
330
00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:16,436
and say that maybe like the
toilets you've been scrubbing...
331
00:17:16,539 --> 00:17:18,179
you're full of crap!
332
00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:19,843
Jack!
No, d-- Mom!
333
00:17:19,942 --> 00:17:21,672
He's lying, so don't even
pay attention...
334
00:17:21,777 --> 00:17:23,917
because he's a liar,
he's Jack the liar!
335
00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:25,582
Oh, yeah? I guess
I'm mistaken then, Ben.
336
00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:27,551
I guess you're not the janitor
at the porn theater.
337
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:28,610
Is that right?
( GASPING )
338
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:29,787
Ben, what's he talking about?
I, uh--
339
00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:31,355
Ben?
Yeah, Ben!
340
00:17:31,454 --> 00:17:32,584
What am I talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about...
341
00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:34,698
because my boss is Peter
Cranberry--
342
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:35,890
How do you even know that?
343
00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:39,791
Because, I have a job editing
toilet cam videos...
344
00:17:39,895 --> 00:17:42,465
and I saw you scrubbing
a toilet!
345
00:17:42,565 --> 00:17:43,695
Oh, god, Jack,
that's disgusting!
346
00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:45,069
Yes, it is.
347
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,067
It is the grossest thing you've
ever seen in your life.
348
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,609
But you know what? At least
I'm not a phony liar!
349
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:51,475
At least I didn't give up
on my dream!
350
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,570
So I could clean up
someone's stale semen!
351
00:17:53,676 --> 00:17:55,316
I mean, what is wrong with you?
352
00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:57,948
What dream is this,
the delusional one?
353
00:17:58,046 --> 00:18:00,586
Because I caught your little
Flix Starter video.
354
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:01,753
It sucked.
355
00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,580
Tell Mom and Dad
how much money you raised.
356
00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:08,156
$25, that's not $2.5...
there's no point in the middle.
357
00:18:08,256 --> 00:18:10,856
Screw you, man.
Yeah, screw me, it's sad, really.
358
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,369
It is, that no one cares
about your life's work...
359
00:18:14,497 --> 00:18:18,507
and that you've become
a lousy...
360
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:22,007
worthless... hack.
361
00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:25,174
Agh!
362
00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:26,503
Jack, no! Stop!
363
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,812
I'm gonna get you!
364
00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:32,612
Boys, stop it! Don't, you guys!
365
00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:36,255
I'll kill you! I hate you!
366
00:18:36,351 --> 00:18:38,781
Oh, my good lord!
367
00:18:38,887 --> 00:18:40,827
Agh!
Oh!
368
00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:43,293
Get back up!
Oh, my god, boys! Stop it!
369
00:18:43,391 --> 00:18:45,091
Oh!
Oh!
370
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,663
My god!
What's up now?
371
00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:48,432
Oh-- he's got a weapon!
372
00:18:48,531 --> 00:18:50,231
Call the police!
I'm going to! I'll do it now!
373
00:18:50,332 --> 00:18:52,132
I could have killed you!
That's it, guys!
374
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,234
Hey, janitor!
375
00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:57,605
Stop! Do something! No! No!
376
00:18:57,706 --> 00:19:01,846
Jesus Christ! What is wrong
with these people?
377
00:19:01,944 --> 00:19:03,944
Boys!
( ALL YELLING )
378
00:19:04,046 --> 00:19:06,246
[ALAN]
Now stop it!
379
00:19:06,348 --> 00:19:07,658
All right!
Boys!
380
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:12,020
Please, boys, you're brothers!
381
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,380
Not any more.
382
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:17,150
Jack...
383
00:19:18,927 --> 00:19:21,397
Let him go!
384
00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:23,394
Why did you lie to us?
385
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:26,306
I don't know, who cares?
386
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:28,071
What about the two-bedroom
in Aventura?
387
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:34,000
I live in a studio above
a strip club... on Washington.
388
00:19:34,109 --> 00:19:35,619
Oh, Ben.
389
00:19:35,711 --> 00:19:37,581
I'm out of here.
390
00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:45,481
I'll get some Tupperware.
391
00:19:48,857 --> 00:19:49,997
[MALLOY] Zdorkin?
ZDORKIN (ON PHONE) Yeah.
392
00:19:50,092 --> 00:19:50,852
[MALLOY]
It's Malloy.
393
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:51,799
Oh, hey, happy Thanksgiving.
394
00:19:51,894 --> 00:19:53,094
I need a favor.
395
00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:55,295
I need you to pull me
a warrant for surveillance...
396
00:19:55,397 --> 00:19:57,167
on the Dolfe home.
397
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,805
Okay, I'll get right on it.
Thanks.
398
00:19:58,901 --> 00:19:59,761
Yeah.
399
00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:10,649
Do you have any questions?
400
00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:13,816
If I do this,
we're square, right?
401
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,986
Square.
402
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:20,050
Okay...
403
00:20:20,155 --> 00:20:24,055
but I'm gonna need you to find
somebody for me first.
404
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,121
Oh! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
405
00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:00,927
No!
406
00:21:01,029 --> 00:21:03,199
( TIRES SCREECHING )
407
00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:14,441
[BEN]
Take this bag off my head!
408
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,042
[JACK]
Yeah, I have a bag on my head, too, Ben.
409
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:16,914
[BEN]
Jack?
410
00:21:17,012 --> 00:21:18,282
What if we moved in together?
411
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,510
That sounds crazy.
It is.
412
00:21:20,683 --> 00:21:22,383
We need somebody on the inside.
A snitch?
413
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:25,055
Wait, wait!
Agh!
414
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:25,683
Get down! Get down!
415
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:30,283
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