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- We saw where Lindor's dad threatened you.

- That man is evil.

You guys can't help Lindor.

- JEREMY: Baby, we can't be afraid of the sheriff.

- I know that man. He is bad news.

He got something up his sleeve.

- The sheriff got all the power.

- We gotta fight the power that be.

- BOTH: We got to fight the power that be.

- Listen, listen, please, everybody,

this is our business.

- He wasn't saying that when they needed my money.

- ALL: $40,000!

- You tight as them damn pants you got on.

- Listen, everybody, please, just calm down.

Everything's gonna be fine, okay?

- So what we gonna do, baby?

- ♪

- Mm. - Morning.

- Good morning!

- You know them teenagers left out of here so fast

this morning they didn't even have breakfast.

- Okay, we are not Sandra's favorite people right now

so I'm not surprised.

- Well, most kids don't like adults,

and they especially don't like parents.

- I don't remember being this hateful towards my parents,

Grandpa. - [laughs]

I bet you were.

I know we were, that's for sure.

- Well, look at you, just the pillar of wisdom this morning.

- Ah, girl, I got a lot of wisdom

up in this big ole' head.

Y'all just too stupid to realize it.

- That's what it is?

- Yeah, stupid. - LEAH: Okay.

- Hey. How's everything going?

- Quiet before the storm.

- Quiet before the storm?

- Yeah, man, I thought the place was gonna get

shot up last night.

I slept on the floor under the bed.

- Goodness, Grandpa, I don't like you talking like that now.

- No, I'm just expecting the worst, that's all.

- That's your problem. You always expecting the worse.

- Okay, you two don't know this sheriff, okay?

You have no idea what he can do.

He's been terrorizing this tiny town for years, alright?

- Yeah, well, he not gonna terrorize us.

- Well, you ain't gonna have a choice,

because the man is vindictive, okay?

I remember the time he put handcuffs on a mule.

Well, the mule had kicked him.

He tased the mule...

locked the mule up for four days.

The man didn't have a mule.

And the man who had a mule was the only person

in this town with one mule. - What?

- So the town was mule-less.

And that's no bull.

- See, hearing all of this really makes me worry

about his son.

Sandra told us last night that he is abusive.

- Y'all keep meddling with that man's son.

Keep on. You're gonna have a real war on your hand.

- Well, guess what?

We have to meddle, because there's a kid involved.

- Okay, I'm gonna go get the mail.

Y'all need to cover me.

I'm gonna go fast.

Alright, if I'm not back in 15 minutes,

call the FBI.

Do not call the sheriff.

- Oh, baby, I hope your grandfather is wrong.

- Yeah, me too.

But if he's that kind of monster with his own kid, pfbt,

there's no telling what he'll do to somebody else.

- Mm.

I have to admit, this makes me a little nervous.

- Yeah, I can tell.

You tossed and turned all night.

- I'm sorry.

I'm just worried, baby.

More about him than I am about us.

- Okay.

- I know, I know, I know, I know, baby, alright?

Let's--let's stop worrying about that

and focus on what's more important.

Like getting this place open.

- Yeah.

But, Jeremy, I want us to call Child Welfare today.

I mean that.

- I know but, you know what?

I've been thinking about that, 'cause he's 18,

so I don't know if we can call Child Welfare.

We might have to call Social Services or something.

I don't know. - Somebody.

- Yeah, and you know the bad part about it?

This is a small town.

And the sheriff might be a part of all those agencies.

- [sighs] Lord have mercy.

I--I hope not.

- [door opens]

- The war has just begun.

- Why? What happened?

- You what happen.

Just got a letter from the court.

We're not gonna get our license.

And they gonna shut this damn place down!

- ♪

- ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember, Blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪

- Wait, what? - Read it. You heard me.

- Why would they deny us?

- Do you really have to ask that question?

- Wait, this is crazy.

- VINNY: Yes, it is.

- No, no, no, we passed all the inspections.

- All of 'em.

- They can't do this to us.

- Oh, they can do it, and they did it.

Look at that.

- No, this--this is low.

- I told you he was gonna do something.

And this right here is just the beginning.

Something else gonna happen.

- This is--this is really, really wrong!

- "This is really, really wrong."

That's all you got to say?

- What else am I supposed to say?

- Are you from Mayberry or--

'cause people in Chicago don't talk like that.

- Will you stop it? - Okay, look,

what we need is a lawyer. - Yeah, we do.

- Okay, look it here.

I told you two colored people...

I told you, I said, "Colored people,

this is gonna happen if you mess with that sheriff."

I said it. - No, you didn't.

- I did tell you that, son.

- No, no, you said if I hit him, not if I confronted him.

- Tell your stupid husband that that's the same damn thing.

- Grandpa, I don't know.

- I mean, this is crazy!

It's crazy!

Stopping us when we know...

we got to pay that crow his money.

- What crow?

- What crow? Mr. Brown.

- Grandpa, it is not nice to be calling him names.

- Well, you've seen him.

- Would you cut it out?

- He look like a crow, doesn't he?

- Cut, cut--cut it out.

- the man talks about me all the time.

- Hey, we don't got time for this.

- Oh son, we got all the time in the world,

because this place here ain't gonna get opened today.

- Wait. - LEAH AND VINNY: What?

- There's something else.

- What's that? - VINNY: What?

- Who's that from? - It's from the fire marshal.

- Well, what did they say?

- Nobody can be in here unless they're working on the building.

- Oh. - And that includes us.

We got to go too.

- What? - LEAH: What?

They have to give us a reason.

- No, they don't have to give us a reason.

- How can they get away with this?

- Darn!

- Did he just say "darn"?

- Yes, I said darn.

- Well, you must be really pissed off

if you went with the word "darn."

You didn't go with the A word.

You didn't go with the S word.

You didn't go with the P word, the M-F word.

And you definitely didn't go with the K word.

- What the hell is the K word?

- It is the worst word of all.

Your grandmamma used to use it.

Can't even say it.

- You know what? Shut up.

- Did he just tell me to shut up?

Yeah, you need to get your husband, 'cause

I'm just his granddaddy, okay?

I can't deal with this.

I'm about to use the K word on you.

- You know what? You know where you going?

You--you about to be gone.

- Well, where am I gonna go?

- To meet the king, if you lucky.

- Boy, do not talk to me, okay. - Okay, will both

of you stop it? - You think I'm bad?

Wait 'til that crow comes in here.

- Grandpa Vinny, would you please stop calling him that?

- Mr. Brown looks like a crow.

Mr. R.D.U. Brown.

R.D.U. stand for Real Damn Ugly.

[crows]

- Can I just come one day to just some "surility"

in this place?

You gotta be talking behind my back?

- No, I'll talk in your face. - Can't it just be "surility"?

- Okay, we not doing that this morning, okay?

- No, he started it. - No, Cora, he started it.

- Well, okay, stop it, alright? We're not doing this today.

- Well, Cora, I don't need this. - Okay.

- CORA: Well, look-- - You don't need this either.

I mean, you've had some shit on.

- Wait a minute. Now wait a minute.

- Stop that cussing. - Yes, stop all that cussing.

- You're dressed like Christmas,

so don't be cussing.

- Do you stop--come on, guys, let's get--

- You dress like Halloween.

- Will y'all stop it?

- You have a lot of purple.

Can't gonna be no more purple.

If you're looking for purple, it's all gone.

I'm out.

So you--you matching him like you know this is wrong.

Why you let him dress like that?

- Well, what--I ain't got nothing to do with this.

Y'all keep me out of it.

- You let him leave the house with all that purple?

- That man is grown. He make his own decisions.

- You should have said, "Huh-uh, I'm out."

- How you gonna talk looking like an ugly elf?

- Okay, would you two just stop it?

- But, Cora, he started

talking about. - No, he the one started it.

- Okay, look, look, okay, alright,

we all in a good mood today, right?

- I was in a good mood.

- Pbft, since when are you ever in a good mood?

- I'm always in a good mood when I'm insulting you,

and I'm kicking you!

- You know what? I hope you wake up in the morning

with no legs. - LEAH: [gasps] Mr. Brown.

- Do not insult my legs, Mr. Brown.

Do not insult my legs.

- Will y'all stop? - Well, he started it.

- No, he the one started it.

- Okay, Mr. Brown, that's enough.

- Well, I was in a good mood, Cora.

- Oh, I can't believe y'all.

- Well, Cora, I was in a good mood until he started

messing with me first. - Well, you're mood gonna

be gone when you read this. - What is this?

- They're not gonna give us the license.

- BOTH: What?

- They're not gonna give us the license.

- What?

- They are not gonna give us the license.

- What?

- Stop it!

- Okay.

- They're not giving us the license.

- But we have to open today.

- Okay, well, we also got this one from the fire marshal.

- Oh -- .

- Telling us no one can be in the building

unless they working on it. - CORA: What?

- And that includes us.

- Wha--but we passed all the inspections!

- Yes, we passed all the inspections.

- Oh, this is terrible.

- This is illegal.

- It's illegal, he's right.

- Okay, I'll tell y'all what. - Here it come.

- I'll tell y'all what! - There it go -- !

- What, Mr. Brown? - Y'all better have my--

- ALL: $40,000!

- I know that much!

- Got it.

- 40,000 racks! - Racks too.

- Making it rain 40,000 times.

- Comprende

- I don't care about no letter.

Somebody better get my money.

- VINNY: Oh-- - You better sell shoes,

clothes, cars, and-- - VINNY: [groans]

- You better sell it.

Sell him, get my money.

Money, cars, clothes, and whatever you got to sell

to get my money.

- ♪

- I'm about to bust, Cora! - Mr. Brown!

- Ooh, Cora! - Calm down!

- Cora, I'm mad.

I'm mad.

- Mr. Brown, I need you to calm down!

- Ain't no calm down, Cora.

You know what I feel like? - What?

- Feel like cussing!

- Mr. Brown, you don't cuss.

- I feel like cussing now.

- You need to calm down.

- I feel like cussing loose!

- You are not gonna be cussing, Mr. Brown, so calm down!

- For $40,000, I might cuss! - [sighs]

- I probably would have cussed for about $10,000.

- Uh, Miss Cora, you might as well go ahead and let him

curse. - What?

- I mean, somebody done cursed his face.

- Please. - Somebody cursed that outfit.

- Come on, Mr. Vinny.

- Them ashy-ass knees have been cursed.

- Would you stop it?

- Them boots have been cursed.

- Hey, that's not nice.

- I know the goatee is cursed.

- Did you hear me? - I ain't never seen

a grape go ape-shit. - Hey! come on now!

- Just for that, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

- Well, wait a minute. Where you going?

- Cora, I'm gonna be transformed up to the upper room.

You going to hell.

- Can you leave today? - You're not going yet,

Mr. Brown. - You know what?

You're gonna be begging for water when you're in hell!

- This is not helping.

- You sure are right.

- See, we need a lawyer,

like I've said for the umpteenth time.

- You know what? I got--I know--I know somebody.

My cousin.

- You--you know somebody, Mr. Brown?

- Yes. - No. No, you don't.

- Mercy Mae. - CORA: No. No.

- Well, call Mercy Mae.

- Mercy Mae got your mama off.

- No, she did not get my mama off.

- Cora, who got off?

- Brian got her out of jail-- Madea.

- MR. BROWN: Well, call him then. Call Brian.

- I--I will call him,

but Mercy Mae'll get us all locked up in jail.

- Well call him.

- I'll call him. don't rush me.

- Well, Cora, ain't nobody rushing you, but hurry up.

- You--

- You know, they don't even have a reason for denial

in this report? - No?

- No. - Okay, well, they have

to give us a reason. - Yeah, so we can figure out

what the violations are. - Right.

- Boy, you cannot be listening.

- I am listening.

- No, you can't be listening. That report is ridiculous.

It doesn't matter what you do,

you can do everything right.

They don't want you to succeed.

- Yeah, well, that's unfair.

- Okay, well, welcome to Vinny's world.

- He didn't answer? - No, he didn't answer.

Well, Brian didn't answer the phone,

so how 'bout we go down there and talk to them?

- Talk to them for what?

- Because why would they do this to us?

- Wait a minute, y'all been smoking?

- No, ain't nobody been smoking but you.

- Well, you are right about that.

- You know what? Look, just-- just let me think.

- You know what? Can't nobody think better than this whiskey.

This right here will help you think.

- Ain't nobody playing with you today, Vinny.

This is not the time. - Okay.

- Grandpa, can you go somewhere

and do something? - VINNY: I'm going.

- Let us think.

See, all of this is wrong, right?

- Right. - See, this is why

I be wanting to--ooh, just ooooh!

Get him sometimes. - That's the same thing--

same way I feel about Mr. Brown.

- See, go on and do it, Cora.

See, I'll get you out on bail.

- Okay, that ain't nice.

- Well, it's true.

- You right. - Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. I know.

So, look, look, look.

Let's go down to the city, me and you, right?

We can talk to somebody. - Yes, I'm with you.

- You see, men always wanna go to war.

We might be able to go down there and work this out.

- I got you. - Mm-hmm.

- You sure right. Mm-hmm.

Sure right.

- So what you doing?

- I'm getting myself together.

In case I have to go down there and flirt a little bit,

show a little shoulder or something.

- Okay, well, what you want me to do?

- Oh, you the muscles of the operation.

- Cora. - Well, just come on.

Show some shoulder. Show some shoulder.

What you--oh, girl, you already got

your shoulder out too? Let me see.

Put your hair back. Put your hair back.

- Like this? - Oh, that's a good shoulder.

- That's a shoulder. - Yes.

- That's a lot of shoulder. - Nice and smooth.

- Good.

- Where you think you're going with your shoulder out?

- Huh, baby, I'm just going down to talk to somebody

on the city. - Huh-uh.

- On the council. - That's how you got me

with that shoulder. - This shoulder?

I'll cover it up. - Yeah, mm-hmm.

- That ain't gonna do no damn good.

We got to go to war.

- See? Men always wanna go to war.

This is why we need a woman president.

- Uh-huh, yep. - Right here.

- Come on, baby, let's go. - Huh? No, baby, no, no.

See, no, look, you stay here.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. - Why?

- Well, 'cause you're the reason he's so hostile

in the first place. - Huh-uh, nope.

Nope, you're not about to blame this on me.

- I'm not--I'm not blaming you. Not at all.

I'm not--I'm not blaming-- - Oh, no, no, no.

We're not gonna blame it on you.

But you were the one that punched the sheriff.

- Mr. Brown. - Oh no, we're not blaming it

on him. But he the reason our lives is ruined.

No, Cora, we're not blaming it on him.

But you're the reason we can't get this place open.

- You know what? - We're not blaming it on you.

- Baby, just let me go. - Okay, alright. Fine.

- Okay. - Fine.

- Okay? fine? - JEREMY: Fine.

- Thank you.

[sighs]

- Hello?

Can I speak to Mercy Mae?

CMA? No, I'm trying to get to Mercy Mae.

What?

Cora.

Mercy Mae in prison for impersonating a lawyer.

What? She was-- at the tax fraud.

Mercy Mae was doing lung transplants by herself?

- [indistinct mumbling]

- She was doing skin transplants, Cora.

- Skin?

- Yeah, she put a white dude's skin on a black man.

Yes, okay. Thank you for the "ins-mer-ation."

Yes.

Cora, we can't use Mercy Mae.

- I told you we couldn't use Mercy Mae.

She ain't no lawyer.

- She in prisoner.

- She ain't no lawyer. Ain't never been no lawyer.

- She was. She was mine.

- You're calling Brian, right?

- I'm calling Brian, but I left a message.

- Let me type it up myself.

- What you typing?

- What are you typing for? - Law forms.

- There it is. - Okay.

- I'm a "bara-legal."

- [indistinct chatter]

- Okay, let's go.

- ♪

- This is crazy.

- Where you going?

- I'm going to talk to the sheriff.

- What? You ain't learned your lesson?

- Well, look, I gotta do something.

This is all my fault.

I know you guys tried to tell me, but I didn't listen.

- I know.

- And now I move my whole family here,

and this place is our livelihood.

I gotta get this place open.

- Wait a minute. Do you remember what happened

the last time you went down there to talk to the sheriff?

- Guess not. - Yeah, I remember.

- Well, what, you must not remember.

- Well, hopefully, I can go down there and talk to him

man to man.

- Pu-ha!

- Br-uh-uh-uh!

- Alright, wait a minute. What--what you gonna do?

Gonna punch him again?

- No, I'm not gonna hit him.

- I mean, why not? I mean, you already hit him the last time.

If you go down there again, you need to get

in that ass. - Vinny, why you gotta say

"get in the"-- - That's how Vinny talk.

That's just Vinny. - Alright, I just

try to cut that.

- Look, I'm sorry. I know I messed up things.

- You know, you messed it up,

and we can't get this place open.

- We gonna get this worked out.

- Oh, we can count on that, huh?

- You know, if I didn't have so much money riding on it,

I'd have one little tear just right here.

Just like--

- I have no money, and I feel like crying.

- Why are you so pessimistic?

- 'Cause he's a pest, mister.

- Look, I'll be right back.

- Look, look, look, son, if you go down there,

and you get into it with those people or the sheriff,

we ain't gonna never get this place open.

- Okay, well, what do I have to lose?

- Your freedom. - Hey!

You ever had a cap bust in you?

- No, I have not.

- Mm. - And I won't get one tonight.

I'm going to talk to that man.

- Go on down there, we ain't got no more bail money.

- That's alright. I'll be right back.

- Okay, do y'all really wanna know

why this place went to hell?

- 'Cause you moved in here, devil?

- No, no, do you really wanna know what happened?

- Talk about it, dawg. - I'm finna tell you right now.

- Talk about it. - The people who owned

this place before got into it with the sheriff,

and the sheriff shut this place down.

- Oh, man. - Well, I'm gonna get

this place open if it's the last thing I do.

- It's gonna be the only thing you do, son,

'cause you ain't did a damn thing since you've been here!

- That's what we're gonna put on your tombstone!

- [laughs]

- "That's the last thing I did."

- [doorbell rings] - "Nothing."

- ♪

- [doorbell rings] - He a grown man.

He can do what he wanna do.

- I know. - That's all him.

- I didn't go down there.

- Hey, Cora. - Hey.

- So, what happened?

- They said they wouldn't help us.

- You know, if I wasn't drunk, I--I think

I could protest.

- That's actually a good idea.

We should protest.

- Okay, Cora, what--what reason did they give?

- Nothing, Mr. Brown.

That's--that's the bad part, nothing!

- I'm so mad. - I'm mad too.

- I mean, look at this place.

Look at all the work we've done in here.

- You know what? One thing I can do, y'all.

I can pray. I can get a prayer through.

- Alright now.

- What that gonna do?

- That's gonna put the devil on the run.

That's what that's gonna do.

- Hey! Devil! You better flee.

- Only one here with fleas, Mr. Brown, is you,

in your bed.

Probably got mice in your bed, too.

- Where's Jeremy?

- Jeremy went to talk to the sheriff.

- What? - Yeah, he went to talk--

Mr. Brown, where'd he go? - Yeah, he say he going

down there to talk to him if it's the last thing he do.

"I'm gonna fix this." - You gotta be kidding me.

- No! No. - CORA: What?

- Oh my gosh, let me call him. - CORA: You're kidding?

For what? - VINNY: I don't tell him

nothing, we told him-- go ahead or none.

- Hello? Hey, babe. Where you at?

Who is this?

Sheriff? You...

arrested him again?

- Oh my God. - For what?

Okay.

- What--what happen?

- He's back in jail. - CORA: Oh my Lord.

- He must have a girlfriend down there or he--

- This is not the time, Mr. Vinny.

- He said something about us not messing with his son or--

- CORA AND MR. BROWN: What? - VINNY: Oh my goodness.

- Would y'all come with me to get him out of jail?

- I ain't finna go down there. - I ain't going either.

- We need to get Jeremy out of jail.

- We need to get this place open.

- No, we need to get my $40,000.

- We need to get some more alcohol.

- Cora, will you go with me?

- Come on, I'll go with you, baby.

I don't know, y'all men can go with us

down here. - Yeah, we tried to tell

him before he left. - VINNY: In jail again.

- CORA: Sending the ladies out and not do the work.

work. - Well, I tried to tell him before he left.

- ♪

- Shoot! Ohh!

- ♪

- ♪

- ♪

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