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PREVIOUSLY ON "ALL AMERICAN"...

JORDAN: I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT.

JORDAN: ♪ TA-DA ♪ SIMONE: JORDAN.

JORDAN: ROOM FOR OUR BABY. SIMONE: IT'S NOT YOURS.

I KNOW WHY YOU DID IT.

AND I ALSO KNOW HOW ALONE YOU MUST FEEL RIGHT NOW.

I'M GONNA BE THERE FOR THE BABY.

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, SIMONE.

J.P.: I GOT MAD ARTISTS LIKE COOP ALREADY ON MY LABEL.

WHAT I DON'T HAVE IS SOMEONE LIKE PATIENCE.

WHY'D YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND ON THE ROAD?

AND DON'T GIVE ME NO B.S. ABOUT YOU JUST WANTING TO GET HOME.

MAYBE SCREWING ARTISTS OVER RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

ASK YOUR POPS ABOUT WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE.

YOU KNOW HIS NEW SINGER LIL JEWEL?

YEAH.

WELL, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT HER NEW SONG.

YOU MIGHT FIND IT SUPER INTERESTING.

IF YOU CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU IN THE RIGHT HEAD SPACE

TO MAKE THIS WORK, THEN I'M ALL IN.

I SHOULD FOCUS ON MYSELF DURING RECOVERY.

HOWEVER LONG IT IS, I'LL WAIT.

WHEN SOMEBODY YOU LOVE IS HURTING,

WE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

ABOUT VEGAS, IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.

IT WAS A BIG DEAL TO ME.

OLIVIA: I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP MUCH SINCE THE SHOOTING.

SPENCER: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

THERE'S ALWAYS A SPOT NEXT TO ME ON THIS COUCH, SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT.

I'LL BE HERE.

WE'RE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THIS SUMMER?

SPENCER, I'M ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU THIS ONE TIME,

AND PLEASE RESPECT ME ENOUGH NOT TO LIE ABOUT IT.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN VEGAS THIS SUMMER?

♪ BOUNCE THAT--IN THE-- BOUNCE THAT ♪

♪ IN THE--BOUNCE THAT-- IN THE AIR, AIR ♪

♪ BOUNCE THAT--IN THE-- BOUNCE THAT-- ♪

♪ IN THE--BOUNCE THAT EVERYWHERE-ERE... ♪

-WOW. -WHOA.

SPENCER: YO, THIS REALLY OUR SPOT FOR THE WEEKEND?

LAYLA: YEAH, YOU CAN THANK MY DAD.

JORDAN: THANK YOU, MR. KEATING.

J.J.: VEGAS, BABY.

NEVER THOUGHT I'D MISS STATE CHAMPS.

J.J.: STATE CHAMPS IN VEGAS, BABY! HA HA!

SPENCER: BETTER LEAVE IT ALONE. PATIENCE: WOW.

HE'S JUST EXCITED.

WELL, SO AM I, ALL RIGHT,

BUT THAT'S ALL HE'S SAID FOR THE LAST 4 HOURS.

I'M VEGAS BABY'D OUT.

WELL, WHAT IF I DO THIS?

BABY, VEGAS. VEGAS, BABY.

JORDAN: THEN I'D SAY THAT'S CUTE,

BUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS CUTE.

HEY, COME ON. LET'S GET YOU INTO BED

BEFORE J.J. JUMPS ON IT LITERALLY.

SEE YOU.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[PATIENCE CHUCKLING]

UM, SO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?

I MEAN, I KNEW VEGAS WAS FANCY,

BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING ALL THIS.

WELL, MY DAD INSISTED MY FRIENDS GET THE ROYAL TREATMENT.

WELL, I'M YOUR FRIEND AND YOUR ARTIST.

WHERE IS MY SUITE?

WE'RE NOT LETTING HIM HELP US, REMEMBER?

MAYBE I SIGNED TO THE WRONG KEATING.

OH, MY GOD. YOU JUST CAME TO MY ROOM.

IT'S FAR FROM A SUITE.

YEAH. HELLO, BRUTUS.

THE WRONG KEATING GOT YOU A SOLD-OUT SHOW IN VEGAS.

AND MY DAD ARRANGED FOR US TO HAVE OUR OWN PRIVATE GAMING SUITE.

DAMN. YOUR POPS REALLY BALLED OUT.

WELL, HE KNEW HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS FOR ME TO HAVE YOU HERE.

ALL OF YOU--

HOW IMPORTANT ALL OF YOU ARE.

RIGHT. [CHUCKLES]

COOP: DEFINITELY SIGNED TO THE WRONG KEATING.

HA HA! TRUST ME. YOU DIDN'T.

J.J.: HEY, UH, Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

J.J.: HA HA HA! IT'S VEGAS TIME, BABY!

♪ SMILE FOR THE CAMERA ♪

♪ I KNOW IT'S ON THE SPOT, BUT SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT ♪

♪ GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, WHAT IS YOUR BEST SIDE? ♪

♪ IS IT YOUR RIGHT, OR IS YOUR LEFT SIDE? ♪

♪ COME ON... ♪

BLACKJACK AIN'T REALLY MY GAME, MAN.

MY DAD'S A WHALE, BRO. THAT MAKES ME A BABY WHALE,

ALL RIGHT? I GOT A SYSTEM. IT NEVER FAILS. TRUST ME.

OK.

♪ WOULD YOU EVER GIVE ME LOVE ♪

♪ WOULD YOU EVER GIVE ME LOVE LIKE THAT? ♪

♪ LOVE LIKE THAT... ♪

COOP: MAN. WHAT? HIGH ROLLER'S SUITE,

A PRIVATE GAMING ROOM, MY OWN PERSONAL DEALER?

MAN. J.P. IS FLEXING TONIGHT, BABY.

MM-HMM. J.P. DOES LOVE A GOOD FLEX.

WHAT, YOU ALL TWO BEEFING OR SOMETHING?

MM-MM. NO BEEF.

I AM PERFECTLY HAPPY PERFORMING BUBBLEGUM POP FOR 8 YEAR OLDS.

HAVE YOU TOLD HIM YOU WANT TO PERFORM YOUR OWN MUSIC?

OH, NO. YOU DON'T TELL J.P. KEATING.

J.P. KEATING TELLS YOU.

COME ON, BABE. HAVE YOU AT LEAST TRIED?

CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS, PLEASE?

I JUST WANT TO ENJOY THE NIGHT, OK?

AH AH AH. DOES THAT WORK?

OH, YES! THAT'S A START. OK.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO WATCH YOU

PERFORM IN VEGAS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME PERFORMING IN VEGAS

TO GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT TO MY TOUR.

WHAT, SPENCER JAMES IS TOO BIG-TIME

TO JOIN THE COOP TROOP?

-THE COOP TROOP? -YEAH. GIVE IT TIME.

IT'LL GROW ON YOU. [LAUGHTER]

FOR REAL, MAN, WHAT YOU BEEN DOING?

WORKING. NOT ALL OF US GET TO SPEND OUR SUMMER

JET-SETTING AROUND THE COUNTRY.

NO. VAN-SETTING, OK?

LAYLA GOT US ON A STRICT BUDGET.

YOU ALL TWO GETTING PRETTY CLOSE?

WHY? YOU WORRIED I'MMA MOVE IN ON YOUR GIRL?

SHUT UP.

I MEAN, ALL THAT TIME ON THE ROAD TOGETHER,

JUST THE TWO OF US.

SHE AIN'T MY GIRL.

AND SHE GOT WAY BETTER TASTE THAN THAT.

YEAH. OK. THAT SOUND LIKE A CHALLENGE.

YOU LUCKY I GOT PATIENCE.

YO, I MISS HANGING WITH YOU COOP.

YOU KNOW WE AIN'T NEVER SPENT A WHOLE SUMMER APART?

I KNOW. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, FAM.

[BALL SETTLES IN ROULETTE WHEEL SLOT]

BUT YOU GOT TO GO, BRO.

YOU BAD LUCK. COME ON, MAN.

DAMN.

OOH. NICE PURSE. DESIGNER?

HEH. SIMONE DOESN'T LIKE

TAKING IT TO THE RESTROOM WITH HER.

AND NOW THAT SHE'S PEEING FOR TWO,

SHE GOES A LOT. BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, I'M COMFORTABLE ENOUGH

WITH MY MASCULINITY TO HANDLE IT, SO...

THAT'S TRUE LOVE.

WELL, DON'T TELL ANYONE.

ACTUALLY, TELL EVERYONE.

I LOVE HER.

I MEAN, I MISS HER WHENEVER SHE'S NOT AROUND.

I EVEN MISS HER NOW.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL.

♪ MMM, 5 A.M., ARE YOU OUT? ♪

♪ WHERE YOU AT... ♪

[CHUCKLES]

I DON'T THINK VEGAS LIKES ME.

WHAT? NO. SHE JUST HAS TO WARM UP TO YOU.

YOU SHOULD, YOU KNOW, WHISPER SOMETHING SWEET TO HER.

-OK. -MM-HMM.

COME ON, BABY.

YEAH.

DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

I KNOW YOU THE FINEST SLOT MACHINE IN HERE.

[CHUCKLES]

THAT'S BETTER. HA HA!

THERE'S THAT LAUGH.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU IN PERSON.

FACETIME AND TEXTS HAVE NOTHING ON THE REAL THING.

I CAN'T DO THE SHAQ SHUFFLE MEME IN PERSON.

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT IN VEGAS?

-NO. -NO?

BABE, YOU DON'T NEED TO.

[LAUGHTER]

UM, I'M BUMMED OLIVIA COULDN'T COME.

IS SHE DOING OK?

YEAH. SHE BE KEEPING BUSY WITH HER PODCAST,

BUT SHE SEEMS HAPPY.

MM.

SO DO YOU.

UM, WELL,

COOP'S BLOWING UP.

MY FATHER IS BEING AN ACTUAL FATHER.

SO THINGS ARE-- THINGS ARE GOOD.

HOW ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU HAPPY?

NOT RIGHT NOW.

NIGHT ONE, AND I'M ALREADY BROKE AS HELL.

WELL, I HAVE A FEELING YOUR LUCK'S ABOUT TO TURN AROUND.

YOU JUST GOT TO BET ON THE RIGHT THING.

PRETTY GOOD NIGHT, HUH, RIGHT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE LAYLA'S POPS HOOKED THIS ALL UP FOR US.

US?

MY MAN, HE HOOKED THIS UP FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT. LOOK, I'VE KNOWN MR. KEATING MY WHOLE LIFE.

HE'S NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT ME.

BUT HIS BABY GIRL BATS HER EYES AND SAYS

SPENCER'S COMING TO TOWN, AND, BOOM, ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET.

SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA MAKE YOUR MOVE?

IT AIN'T LIKE THAT, MAN.

I'M JUST HERE TO TURN UP WITH MY PEEPS,

REP THE COOP TROOP.

SHE'S RIGHT. IT DID GROW ON ME.

OK. WELL, YOU CAN DO THAT WITH LAYLA, CAN'T YOU?

OH, I GET IT.

YOU WIFED UP NOW, SO EVERYBODY ELSE GOT TO BE.

NO, NO. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU TWO ARE ENDGAME.

ALL RIGHT? WHY FIGHT THE INEVITABLE?

SIMONE: HEY.

HEY. HOW ARE YOU?

UNLESS YOU'RE HAPPY BEING SINGLE

AND WATCHING DUMB MOVIES WITH MY SISTER.

SIMONE: THIS WEEKEND IS GONNA BE INCREDIBLE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN COOP, LIKE, DO HER THING.

WELL, IF I HAVE IT MY WAY,

YOU WON'T BE SEEING MUCH OF HER THIS WEEKEND, YOU KNOW?

MM. REALLY?

I'M FEELING LUCKY.

SIMONE: OK. MM. HA HA! JORDAN: MMM MMM.

HEY. PRE-PARTY'S OVER. LET'S HIT THE TOWN.

DID YOUR DAD GET US OUR OWN CLUB?

UH, NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

LOOKS LIKE I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW.

THINK IT'S TIME TO ABANDON SHIP.

GOOD NIGHT, GOOD PEOPLE.

PEACE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, SPENCE?

NO. THIS IS THE PRE-PARTY, PARTY, AND POST-PARTY

FOR ME, BRUH.

I GUESS IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, LAYLA.

MM, N--NO.

J.J.: I NEED NEW FRIENDS. SPENCER: MM-HMM.

HOLLA AT YOU.

UM, WELL, I WAS GONNA GO CATCH UP WITH COOP

UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO FOR ONE MORE DRINK?

I'M BEAT. PLUS, I GOT TO CHECK IN WITH MY MOMS.

I PRACTICALLY HAD TO BEG HER TO LET ME COME OUT HERE,

SO SEE YOU TOMORROW?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

PLEASE TELL ME I'M YOUR ONE PHONE CALL FROM JAIL.

[CHUCKLING] NO.

BUT YOU MIGHT J.J.'S IN A FEW HOURS.

OLIVIA: THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP.

TURNING MY PHONE OFF FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

SO YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

UH, YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD'VE COME.

SO I CAN DAY DRINK WITH J.J.

AND WATCH JORDAN AND SIMONE PLAY KISSY FACE?

HARD PASS.

BESIDES, YOU DON'T WANT A THIRD WHEEL HANGING AROUND

WHILE YOU PUT THE MOVES ON LAYLA.

AIN'T NOBODY PUTTING ANY MOVES ON ANYONE.

LAYLA AND I AREN'T TOGETHER.

I KNOW, BUT COME ON.

YOU BOTH WANT TO BE, RIGHT?

IT WAS TOTALLY OBVIOUS

BEFORE LAYLA LEFT FOR THE SUMMER.

THIS WEEKEND'S YOUR CHANCE.

DID I MISS THE PART WHEN Y'ALL BAKER TWINS BECAME PIMPS?

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.

MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETHING FELT KIND OF OFF TONIGHT, THOUGH.

YEAH. WELL, PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG.

I MEAN, EVERYTHING WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL

WHEN YOU SEE HER TOMORROW.

OR LATER TONIGHT.

HEY, IT'S NOT HAPPENING TONIGHT.

AND SHE BUSY WITH COOP ALL DAY TOMORROW

UNTIL THE SHOW, SO...

SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ALL DAY?

I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY CHILL IN THIS CRAZY-ASS SUITE,

WATCH DUMB MOVIES.

WITHOUT ME?

[CLICKS TONGUE] NOT COOL.

YEAH, WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD'VE COME THEN.

I'LL HOLLA AT YOU. BYE.

LIV?

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. IT'S VEGAS, BABY.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS I LOVE ROOM SERVICE,

I CAN'T JUSTIFY PAYING 20 BUCKS FOR TOAST.

HA HA. YOU KNOW, I THINK MR. KEATING'S COVERING OUR ROOM EXPENSES.

MAN. THIS PLACE WAS DESTROYED.

IT WAS ALL J.J. I GUESS HE MET SOME NEW FRIENDS.

OH. THAT EXPLAINS THE MANNEQUIN.

NICE HAIR, BY THE WAY.

NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE.

BET. MY HEAD'S STILL IN A FOG AFTER LAST NIGHT.

SIMONE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO.

SORRY. I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU.

DOES JORDAN KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

UM, PROBABLY NOT.

SPENCER TALKED ME INTO FLYING OUT.

OH, COOL. I SHOULD GO.

JORDAN'S HOLDING A TABLE AT THE RESTAURANT.

OLIVIA: REALLY? I WAS JUST DOWN THERE, AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM.

SPENCER: YEAH. WHAT YOU ALL TWO DOING LATER? WE SHOULD MEET UP.

YEAH. MAYBE, BUT WE KIND OF ALREADY MADE PLANS, THOUGH...

WHAT KIND OF PLANS?

PLANS THAT DON'T INCLUDE YOU TWO.

BUT I'LL TALK TO JORDAN.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S A NICER WAY TO SAY THAT.

SHE WAS--SHE WAS ACTING WEIRD, RIGHT?

EVERYBODY ACTS WEIRD WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE.

SPEAKING OF LOVE, GIVE ME THE REAL ON WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND LAYLA.

NOTHING'S HAPPENING.

WHY NOT? DON'T YOU GUYS WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER?

LOOK, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE'S READY, LIV.

WHAT IF THE TIMING AIN'T RIGHT?

OR MAYBE SHE'S WAITING FOR YOUR DUMB ASS TO MAKE A MOVE.

THERE'S A NICER WAY TO SAY THAT.

YOU'RE A TAKE CHARGE KIND OF GUY, SPENCER.

SO TAKE CHARGE, LET HER KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING.

GET HER A GIFT OR SOMETHING.

IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE A PRETTY CHEAP GIFT.

I BLEW ALMOST ALL MY MONEY LAST NIGHT.

WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, VEGAS HAS PLENTY OF SHOPS

FOR PEOPLE WHO SPENT THEIR MONEY ON NIGHT ONE.

BESIDES, LAYLA WILL LIKE WHATEVER YOU GET HER.

COOP: WHENEVER I GOT A ISSUE,

I JUST TELL LAYLA, LET HER DEAL WITH IT.

YEAH, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT 'CAUSE YOU AND LAYLA ARE TIGHT.

I CAN'T TELL MEGA PRODUCER J.P. KEATING THAT I'M

NOT TRYING TO BE THE NEXT SPICE GIRL.

WELL, HOW ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT?

WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT.

[CHUCKLING] OK. STOP!

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

LOOK. LISTEN, BABE,

I GOT YOUR BACK NO MATTER WHAT.

ALL RIGHT? LOOK, PEOPLE LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS.

NO. I MEAN, I LOVE THE SPICE GIRLS.

I'M JUST--I'M NOT TRYING TO BE ONE.

AND I DON'T KNOW. J.P. HAS DONE A LOT FOR ME,

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE A PROBLEM.

YOU'RE NOT A PROBLEM.

YOU'RE A ARTIST, AND YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY, TOO.

REMEMBER WHEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT SIGNING WITH J.P.,

AND I WAS ALL WORRIED HE WAS GONNA TRY TO CHANGE ME?

YEAH.

WHAT IS THIS, AN "I TOLD YOU" KIND OF THING?

NO. IT'S ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL STORY IF YOU LET ME FINISH.

OK.

ANYWAYS, I WAS ALL CONCERNED THAT HE WAS GONNA TRY

TO CHANGE ME,

AND THEN THIS SEXY GIRL NAMED PATIENCE CAME ALONG

AND TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD JUST BE UPFRONT WITH HIM

AND THAT I NEEDED SOMEONE WHO LOVED ME FOR ME.

THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY.

AND I DON'T KNOW. THIS PATIENCE SOUNDS WISE.

THEN SHE SHOULD TAKE HER OWN ADVICE

AND TAKE THAT FLY-ASS SONG YOU BEEN WORKING ON OVER TO J.P.

HE NEEDS TO HEAR THAT

AND HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO YOU.

AND IF THAT DON'T WORK, THEN YOU JUST

SEND IN THE BIG DOG.

OH, ARE YOU--ARE YOU THE BIG DOG?

-LOOK, I AM THE BIG DOG. -OK. HA HA.

NO. BUT, FOR REAL, OR WE JUST SAVE OURSELVES SOME TIME

AND SEND IN LAYLA.

I MEAN, J.P. IS PUTTY IN HER HANDS.

GOOD MORNING, SWEETHEART.

HEY, DAD.

OOH, AT LEAST IT WAS.

DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC.

I DO THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU SKIPPED A DAY OR EVEN A WEEK,

I WOULD STILL KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME.

HI. SORRY. IF I KNEW YOU WERE HERE,

I WOULD'VE BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

SHE CAN HAVE MINE.

OOH, BE QUIET.

I'D GIVE ANYTHING IF MY HUSBAND SPOILED ME

HALF THE WAY YOUR DAUGHTER SPOILS YOU.

WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING LIL JEWEL'S ALBUM,

TRYING TO FIND SOME NEW TRACKS.

HEY. YOUR FRIENDS MADE IT OK LAST NIGHT?

YEAH, THEY DID. THEY WERE BLOWN AWAY BY THE SUITE.

I THINK THEY LIKE YOU MORE THAN ME NOW.

OH. WELL, I'LL BET SPENCER STILL LIKES YOU MORE, THOUGH.

MAYBE US GETTING CLOSE WAS A BAD IDEA.

[CHUCKLING]

GOOD LUCK WITH THE ALBUM.

PLEASE MAKE SURE HE EATS.

-SEE YOU, DAD. -BYE.

THIS LOOKS LIKE THE WAND SHOP FROM "HARRY POTTER."

OLLIVANDER'S. WHAT?

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY POTTERHEAD.

AND THIS PLACE IS NOTHING LIKE IT.

NO WANDS, ONLY CRYSTALS.

I THINK LAYLA WOULD LOVE SOME OF THIS STUFF.

MY GOSH. THIS NECKLACE IS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE IT?

HMM, NAH. IT'S TOO NEW AGEY FOR LAYLA.

WOMAN: HE ISN'T LOOKING FOR A GIFT.

HE'S LOOKING FOR CLARITY.

CLARITY ABOUT WHAT?

I DIDN'T SAY IT. SHE DID.

CLARITY ABOUT WHAT?

[SPENCER CHUCKLES] OK.

I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO.

MISS CLEO HERE IS A SCAM.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

YES, I DO.

LOOK, WHEN I WAS A KID, MY NANNA KEPT THIS CREEPY VOODOO DOLL ON HER SHELF.

I HATED IT.

SO ONE DAY, I HID IT.

WHEN SHE ASKED WHERE IT WAS, I LIED.

I TOLD HER I AIN'T KNOW.

SHE TOLD ME SHE CURSED THE THIEF WITH A SPANKING FROM GOD

THAT WOULD ONLY HEAL WHEN THAT PERSON TOLD THE TRUTH.

THE NEXT DAY, I WOKE UP WITH A WEIRD RASH ON MY BACKSIDE,

AND I CONFESSED.

IT TURNS OUT SHE PUT ITCHING POWDER IN MY DRAWERS.

YOUR NANNA'S A GENIUS.

NO. MY NANNA'S A CON ARTIST. CAN WE GO NOW?

NOT WITHOUT GETTING SOME CLARITY.

THERE'S SO MUCH ENERGY HERE.

I SEE A FOREVER LOVE.

HE'S HERE FOR A GIRL.

AND A GIRL IS HERE FOR HIM.

SHE'S JUST DOING "GAME OF THRONES."

SOMEBODY CLOSE TO YOU IS HIDING SOMETHING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.

SOMEBODY HE KNOWS OR I KNOW?

THAT ISN'T CLEAR.

BUT WHEN IT'S REVEALED, EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE.

SPENCER: SO YOU CAN SEE SOMEBODY HIDING SOMETHING,

BUT YOU CAN'T SEE WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY'RE HIDING.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

I SEE WHAT I SEE.

YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A CHANCE ON SOMETHING AND LOSE.

YEAH, LIKE US GIVING YOU 10 BUCKS.

COME ON, SPENCER. AT LEAST TRY TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

LIV, WE'RE IN VEGAS.

EVERYBODY TAKES A CHANCE ON SOMETHING AND LOSES.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL BE OUTSIDE.

[OLIVIA SIGHS]

OLIVIA?

YOU'LL NEVER FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

UNTIL YOU START BEING HONEST.

[GUITAR MUSIC]

♪ I CAN'T HELP IF YOU STAY ON MY MIND ♪

♪ IF I SAID I DIDN'T NEED YOU, I'D BE LYIN' ♪

♪ THESE HARMONIES WERE MADE FOR LOVE ♪

♪ THESE HARMONIES WERE MADE FOR US ♪

♪ IF YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ REMEMBER THIS SONG ♪

♪ A SWEET MELODY FOR YOU ♪

♪ AND ME FOREVER ♪

♪ IF MUSIC CAN BREAK US ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ THEN WHY CAN'T IT SAVE US? ♪

♪ OH, IF MUSIC CAN BREAK US ♪

♪ THEN WHY CAN'T IT SAVE US? ♪

[J.P. CHUCKLES]

IT'S QUITE A BIT DIFFERENT FROM YOUR USUAL STUFF.

YEAH. BUT, UM, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK THAT COULD BE A GOOD THING.

IT'S GOOD. IT COULD BE GREAT WITH A COUPLE OF CHANGES.

NOW, YOUR HOOK IS STRONG.

IT JUST TAKES TOO LONG TO GET THERE.

I THINK YOU SHOULD REWORK THE VERSES

AND BRING THE CHORUS IN EARLIER

AND PUMP IT UP A FEW BPM.

RADIO IS DIGGING ON TEMPO RIGHT NOW.

YOU THINK YOU CAN SEND ME A COPY?

YEAH, DEFINITELY. I CAN DO THAT.

THANK YOU.

YEAH.

LIV, YOU GOT TO LET IT GO.

YOU ACTING REAL CRAZY RIGHT NOW.

NO, I'M NOT.

I MEAN, HOW DID SHE KNOW SO MUCH?

I MEAN, THAT FOREVER LOVE WITH YOU AND LAYLA?

ALL SHE SAID WAS "FOREVER LOVE."

AND YOU IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED SHE MEANT ME AND LAYLA

BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT SINCE YOU GOT HERE.

SHE COULD'VE MEANT ANYONE.

MAYBE YOU AND ASHER.

NAH, I DON'T THINK SO.

YEAH, ME NEITHER, 'CAUSE IT'S ALL A SCAM.

OK, WELL, WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE THAT SHE SAID?

LIKE, WHAT, SOMEBODY HIDING SOMETHING?

ARE YOU? 'CAUSE I'M NOT.

NO. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE JORDAN AND SIMONE ARE.

[SIGHS]

WHAT?

DON'T DO IT. LIV.

OLIVIA, DON'T.

I MEAN, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN

WHY SIMONE WAS ACTING SO WEIRD EARLIER.

SO YOU REALLY THINK A $10 VEGAS PSYCHIC

PREDICTED JORDAN'S HIDING SOMETHING IN HIS BACKPACK?

LIV, COME ON. THAT'S CRAZY.

WELL, NOT AS CRAZY AS THIS.

[JORDAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

-RIDICULOUS. -HEY. YOU'RE--I MEAN--

JORDAN: UH-- OLIVIA: UH...

DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS?

[EXHALES]

WHAT, YOU GUYS WENT THROUGH MY STUFF?

OLIVIA: JORDAN, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

IT'S A MARRIAGE LICENSE.

SIMONE AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT.

LISTEN, JUST HEAR ME OUT, ALL RIGHT? I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY.

OLIVIA: "SOUNDS" CRAZY?

WHAT PART OF "JUST HEAR ME OUT" DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ALL RIGHT. SINCE WE WERE GONNA BE IN VEGAS

FOR COOP'S SHOW ANYWAY, I SAID THAT WE SHOULD GET ELVIS TO MARRY US.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT COUPLES DO IN VEGAS, RIGHT? THEY GET MARRIED.

AND THEN SIMONE SAID THAT HER PARENTS WOULD BE PISSED.

YOU THINK?

SIMONE: I MEAN, MY DAD REALLY HATES ELVIS. HA HA.

JORDAN: AND AFTER JOKING ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE,

I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST-- IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A JOKE ANYMORE.

WE BOTH KIND OF STARED AT EACH OTHER AND JUST SAID...

BOTH: WHY NOT?

WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU 3 REASONS--

TOO YOUNG, TOO FAST, TOO STUPID.

TOO MUCH.

JORDAN: BELIEVE ME, LIV, THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU

CAN SAY THAT WE HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ALREADY.

WELL, I'LL BET MOM AND DAD WILL HAVE PLENTY TO SAY.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PULLED OFF MOM'S SIGNATURE,

BUT I BET IF WE CALLED HER, SHE--

SIMONE: YOU WOULD SERIOUSLY DO THAT?

DO YOU WANT TO JUMP IN HERE OR...?

SOUNDS LIKE A FAMILY MATTER TO ME.

YOU ARE FAMILY, SPENCE.

ALL RIGHT? AND, HONESTLY,

I'M HAPPY YOU GUYS FOUND OUT.

ME, TOO.

I MEAN, WE REALLY HATED NOT TELLING ANYBODY.

AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO GET MARRIED ALONE.

I GET TO HAVE MY SISTER THERE

AND MY BROTHER.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, SPENCE? BEST MAN?

NO.

OF COURSE, J.

JORDAN: LIV, YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR ME

LITERALLY SINCE DAY ZERO.

WILL YOU BE THERE FOR ME TODAY?

[SIGHS]

OK.

ALL RIGHT. UH, BACKSTAGE PASSES.

WHEN DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL EVERYONE TO BE HERE?

UH, WHENEVER THEY WANT.

OK. UM, I CAN TELL SPENCER TO COME EARLY IF YOU WANT

TO, LIKE, SHOW HIM AROUND OR SOMETHING.

GIRL, YOU AIN'T SUBTLE.

CLEARLY, YOU WANT TO SHOW HIM SOMETHING.

WHATEVER. I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR YOU

TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM SINCE HE CAME ALL THIS WAY TO SEE YOU.

KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

I MEAN, SPENCER TREKKED OVER 4 HOURS

THROUGH THE HOT DESERT TO COME SEE ME?

COME ON. I KNOW I'M PRETTY, BUT I AIN'T THAT PRETTY.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO FOCUSED ON ME AND SPENCER?

SHOOT. I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM.

AND YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD SINCE HE GOT HERE.

THE REST OF US ARE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND

WHY Y'ALL ASSES AIN'T BACK TOGETHER ALREADY.

WELL, WHATEVER.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA GET BACK TO LISTENING

TO MY NEW FAVORITE ARTIST--ME.

[CHUCKLES]

OLIVIA: OK, SO WHEN YOU SAID YOU NEEDED SHOES FOR THE WEDDING,

I DIDN'T THINK WE'D BE SEARCHING FOR

SOME UNDERGROUND SNEAKER SHOP.

WELL, I'M LOW-KEY A SNEAKERHEAD.

PLUS, JORDAN'S GONNA LOOK HOT IN THEM.

SORRY. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT.

WELL, IT'S FINE.

I'M JUST NEVER WEARING SNEAKERS AGAIN.

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF WEARING SNEAKERS AT MY WEDDING

EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

ONLY THE STYLES HAVE CHANGED.

IN KINDERGARTEN, IT WAS THE ADIDAS SUPERSTAR.

THEN IT WAS THE OLD-SCHOOL REEBOKS.

PUMP OR NO PUMP?

GIRL, NO PUMP. IT'S MORE ELEGANT.

AGREED.

BUT FOR JORDAN, I'M THINKING

CLASSIC AIR JORDANS.

SO... [SIGHS]

I HAVE TO ASK...

WHEN YOU DREAMED OF YOUR WEDDING,

I MEAN, WERE YOU STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL?

I MEAN, WAS IT IN VEGAS?

OK. [CHUCKLES]

THERE IT IS.

OLIVIA, I KNEW YOU WEREN'T FINISHED,

SO JUST COME WITH IT.

IT'S JUST SO QUICK, SIMONE, OK?

I MEAN, IS IT ABOUT THE BABY?

I MEAN, DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT

GIVING HIM UP FOR ADOPTION?

NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

OK. SO THEN WHY ARE YOU RUSHING INTO MARRIAGE?

I MEAN, CAN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT

UNTIL YOU FINISH HIGH SCHOOL?

OLIVIA, WE LOVE EACH OTHER, AND TOMORROW ISN'T PROMISED.

LOOK, I KNOW THIS ISN'T EASY FOR YOU,

BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.

HE'S MY TWIN BROTHER.

I KNOW HIM BETTER THAN ANYONE.

HE'S IMPULSIVE, OK? HE DOES THINGS WITHOUT THINKING.

SO WHAT ABOUT ME? AM I NOT THINKING, TOO?

I DON'T KNOW. I BARELY KNOW YOU.

AND NEITHER DOES JORDAN.

I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DATING, WHAT, 5 MONTHS,

3 IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE ONES YOU WERE FIGHTING.

AND WE GOT THROUGH IT JUST LIKE WE'LL GET THROUGH

WHATEVER ELSE COMES AT US.

IF YOU REALLY LOVE JORDAN, THEN YOU WOULD BE HAPPY FOR HIM.

THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS.

[CHUCKLING] WHAT HE WANTS?

LAST YEAR, HE WANTED TO DRIVE HIS SEGWAY DOWN THE STAIRS.

OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SHOP WITH ME,

BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY GONNA STOP DISRESPECTING

YOUR BROTHER'S AND MY DECISION.

THE WEDDING'S HAPPENING...SIS.

JORDAN: ALL RIGHT, BEST MAN.

YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED NOW,

OR ARE WE GONNA WAIT TILL WE'VE HAD A FEW DRINKS?

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS PART OF THE BEST MAN DUTIES.

WELL, IT IS WHEN THE BEST MAN IS YOU.

LOOK, TELLING OTHER PEOPLE WHAT TO DO IS

LIKE A SPORT FOR YOU AND OLIVIA.

AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS.

OK. COME ON. LAY IT ON ME.

TELL ME I'M TOO YOUNG OR THAT I'M RUSHING THINGS

OR THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING.

J., IF YOU ALREADY KNOW ALL THIS,

WHY THE HELL YOU GETTING MARRIED?

BECAUSE NONE OF THOSE THINGS MATTER. ALL RIGHT?

WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

SO COULD WE JUST SQUASH IT AND HAVE A GREAT TIME?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WOMAN: HEY, GUYS.

YOU READY TO PARTY?

YEAH.

UH...

RIGHT.

WE'RE THE DANCERS YOU HIRED.

THE STRIPPERS.

THAT'S COCO. I'M TIFANY WITH ONE "F."

HEH. RIGHT. SO, SPENCE, WHEN I ASKED FOR A BACHELOR PARTY,

I WAS THINKING SOMETHING MAYBE A LITTLE BIT MORE MELLOW.

SPENCE?

WHAT? NO. THIS WASN'T ME. UH...

LOOK, I THINK Y'ALL GOT THE WRONG ROOM, TIFANY.

ONE "F."

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS J.J.?

MM. OF COURSE IT WAS J.J.

J.J. KNOWS YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

NO, NO, NO, NO. HE JUST--

HE JUST LIKES STRIPPERS. [EXHALES SHARPLY]

UH, LOOK, LADIES, WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE LAST NIGHT, ACTUALLY.

I'M--I'M SORRY.

WELL, HE PAID US FOR THE HOUR.

I MEAN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET SOMETHING FOR IT.

WE DON'T JUST STRIP. THERE ARE OTHER THINGS WE COULD DO.

[TIFANY CHUCKLES]

OK. [CHUCKLES]

TIFANY: I THINK THEY'RE TOO YOUNG.

JORDAN BARELY KNOWS SIMONE.

SPENCER: YOU AIN'T GOT TO TELL ME.

JORDAN: THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST BACHELOR PARTY EVER.

BILLY AND LAURA KNEW EACH OTHER FOR YEARS,

AND LOOK HOW WELL THAT WORKED OUT FOR THEM.

THANK YOU. EXACTLY.

AND LIKE I WAS TELLING MY BUDDY OVER HERE,

WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

YOU GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, MAN.

YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO COLLEGE YET.

A HANDSOME COLLEGE QUARTERBACK. YUMMY.

THE GIRLS ARE GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE.

UH, WHAT I THINK SHE MEANS IS

YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE OPPORTUNITIES YOU GONNA BE MISSING OUT ON.

TIFANY: NO. I WAS TALKING ABOUT WOMEN WANTING

TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

OK. UH, LOOK,

I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT, ALL RIGHT?

I'VE DONE ENOUGH PARTYING TO LAST A LIFETIME.

AND BESIDES, SIMONE'S THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME.

MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING THAT THEY'RE SO YOUNG.

HE KNOWS FOR SURE THAT SHE ISN'T MARRYING HIM FOR HIS MONEY.

IT'S PURE LOVE.

THANK YOU, COCO.

YOU GOT RICH PARENTS.

[EXHALES] SCREW YOU, SPENCE.

TIFANY: DO YOU THINK THEIR LOVE IS PURE?

SIMONE LIED TO HIM FROM THE BEGINNING,

TRIED TO TRAP HIM INTO BELIEVING HE WAS HER BABY DADDY.

ARE YOU EVER GONNA LET THAT GO?

SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY.

[SARCASTICALLY] OH, SHE'S SORRY. NOW I'M CONVINCED.

JORDAN: OHH. WELL, I REALLY DON'T CARE

IF YOU'RE CONVINCED OR NOT, TIFANY.

ONE "F."

HMM, I THINK I KNOW

WHERE THE OTHER ONE SHOULD GO.

[GUITAR MUSIC, KNOCK ON DOOR]

[MUSIC STOPS]

-HEY. -HEY.

ARE YOU BUSY?

UH, NO. I'M JUST WORKING ON A FEW NOTES

J.P. GAVE ME. WHAT'S UP?

I HOPE THEY AREN'T FOR "TOUGH LOVE."

THAT SONG IS DOPE. IT DON'T NEED A DAMN THING.

YOU'RE A GENIUS, GIRL.

J.P. PLAYED YOU MY SONG?

HE WANTS ME IN THE STUDIO ASAP

SO WE CAN GET IT ON THE NEW ALBUM.

I PROMISE I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. IT'S GONNA BE A HIT!

[CHUCKLES]

HEY. HOW'D THE SHOPPING TRIP GO?

GREAT. GOT A PAIR OF AIR JORDANS

AND A LECTURE FROM OLIVIA

ABOUT WHY WE SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED.

JORDAN: OH.

SIMONE: HOW WAS YOUR BACHELOR PARTY?

BASICALLY THE SAME MINUS THE SHOES.

SIMONE: WELL, I GOT YOU SOME.

-THANK YOU, BABY. -YOU'RE WELCOME.

JORDAN, LISTEN--

I THINK YOU BOTH HAVE SAID ENOUGH ALREADY. ALL RIGHT?

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WANTED TO KEEP IT A SECRET.

SIMONE: WE DIDN'T WANT ALL THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY

FROM PEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T GET IT.

LOOK, WE LOVE EACH OTHER. ALL RIGHT?

AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

ALL RIGHT. IF YOU GUYS CAN'T BE HAPPY FOR US,

THEN THE SOLUTION IS EVEN SIMPLER.

YOU'RE NO LONGER INVITED.

COME ON.

[BOTH SIGH]

YOU WANT TO FLEX, J.P.?

YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG ONE.

OLIVIA: I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.

SPENCER: YEAH. THAT WAS WORSE THAN DISAPPOINTED MOM FACE.

I NEVER SEEN THEM LIKE THAT. AND WE DID THAT TO THEM.

I MEAN, WHO ARE WE TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO?

AND THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE.

WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY.

AND IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

I JUST PAID 10 BUCKS TO GET YOU CLARITY.

MY PARENTS DEFINITELY DON'T.

HEY, OBVIOUSLY, MINE DIDN'T EITHER.

BUT MAYBE JORDAN AND SIMONE DO.

THAT'S WHAT COCO SAID.

THEY'RE GONNA HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TELLING THEM

THEY MADE A MISTAKE, LIKE YOUR MOM AND POPS.

NOT TO MENTION SIMONE'S PARENTS

AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ELSE.

YEAH, ESPECIALLY J.J., WHEN HE REALIZES

HIS WINGMAN'S GONE FOR GOOD.

[CHUCKLES]

I MEAN, THEY'RE GONNA BE ALL ALONE IN THIS.

MAYBE HIS SISTER AND BEST FRIEND

SHOULD HAVE THEIR BACK.

YEAH. MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

I THINK ALL FAMILIES FIGHT BEFORE WEDDINGS.

IT MIGHT EVEN BE A RITE OF PASSAGE.

YEAH, AND WE DEFINITELY PASSED.

[INHALES AND EXHALES]

YOU DON'T THINK THAT WE'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, DO YOU?

I MEAN, WE BOTH HAVE SAID "THIS IS CRAZY" MORE THAN ONCE.

'CAUSE IT IS CRAZY.

BUT I DON'T THINK WE'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.

I THINK PEOPLE FREAK OUT ABOUT THE WORD "MARRIED,"

AND ALL WE'RE SAYING IS THAT WE LOVE EACH OTHER

AND WE WANT TO BE TOGETHER IN A REAL WAY.

HOW COULD THAT BE A MISTAKE?

HUH. YEAH. THAT'S WHAT COCO SAID.

OK. DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

WE CAN STILL BE TOGETHER AND NOT BE MARRIED.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT MOST COUPLES DO,

ESPECIALLY COUPLES OUR AGE.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

MARRIAGE OFFICIANT: ...YOUR LOVELY WEDDED WIFE

TO HAVE AND TO HOLD

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE...

NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS.

EVEN IF IT IS A MISTAKE, IT'S OUR MISTAKE TO MAKE.

I WANT TO MARRY YOU, SIMONE.

I WANT TO START SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU TODAY

IN A REAL WAY.

DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?

I THINK THAT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU PROPOSED FOR REAL.

UP UNTIL NOW, WE'VE BEEN SAYING,

"WHY NOT?"

SO WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?

WHY NOT?

[CHUCKLES]

YES.

JORDAN BAKER...

I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

OK.

COME ON. THEN LET'S DO THIS.

LET'S GET MARRIED,

EVEN IF IT IS JUST YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD.

OLIVIA: NOT THE WHOLE WORLD.

DON'T WORRY. WE'RE NOT HERE TO OBJECT.

ANY MORE THAN WE ALREADY HAVE.

OLIVIA: LOOK, WE WANT YOU TWO TO BE HAPPY.

AND IF THIS MAKES YOU HAPPY, THEN WE WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU.

SPENCER: YEAH. WE DON'T WANT TO STAND IN YOUR WAY.

WE WANT TO STAND BESIDE YOU.

OLIVIA: IF YOU'LL STILL HAVE US, OBVIOUSLY.

♪ WON'T YOU CONSIDER ME? ♪

HEY.

WHAT'S UP, BABY? EVERYTHING OK?

YEAH, THIS IS REALLY COOL.

I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

HEY, WAIT TILL TONIGHT, WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IN THE CROWD.

THIS ABOUT TO BE THE BEST SHOW YET.

I KNOW.

UM, HEY, LIL JEWEL, SHE'S MARRIED, RIGHT?

YEAH. WHY?

NO. I WAS JUST CURIOUS. I WAS JUST ASKING.

OK. SO WHAT'S UP? HOW'D IT GO WITH J.P.?

WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THE NEW SONG?

YEAH, HE LIKED IT. HE LIKED IT A LOT.

SO THERE'S NO NEED TO BRING IN THE BIG DOGS. YOU'RE FINE.

OF COURSE HE DID.

BECAUSE IF HE DIDN'T, I WAS READY TO GO JUNKYARD ON HIS ASS.

STRAIGHT UP.

I KNOW YOU WOULD'VE.

I LOVE YOU.

I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

THERE ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE PEOPLE

WHO ASK WHY WE GOT MARRIED SO YOUNG.

AND MY ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME.

WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

AND THIS IS HOW I KNOW.

I KNOW BECAUSE I'M A DIFFERENT MAN AROUND YOU, SIMONE.

A BETTER MAN,

THE MAN I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.

SPENCER: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS--

MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BETTER.

JORDAN: I KNOW BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT YOU

EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND.

JORDAN: AND I KNOW THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS LOVE ME,

EVEN AT MY WORST.

OLIVIA: HELP! STOP, STOP...

JORDAN: YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME, SIMONE.

I KNOW THAT.

TIANA MAJOR9 & EARTHGANG: ♪ WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU, YOU... ♪

SIMONE: JORDAN, WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,

MY LIFE, IT WAS A MESS.

AND I NEVER FELT SO ALONE.

♪ LET ME TELL YOU... ♪

SIMONE: BUT ONCE I LET YOU INTO MY LIFE,

I HAD NEVER FELT SO SAFE AND SO LOVED.

♪ AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE OR THE PAST ♪

♪ I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE, NO, NO ♪

♪ RIDING SLOW 'CAUSE YOU KNOW... ♪

SIMONE: AND YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THIS,

BUT BEING WITH YOU, IT SAVED MY LIFE.

♪ WHEN WE COLLIDE ♪

♪ WHEN WE COLLIDE ♪

♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER ♪

♪ WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU ♪

♪ YOU, YOU... ♪

MARRIAGE OFFICIANT: RINGS?

IT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

HERE WE ARE.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[SIMONE AND JORDAN EXHALE]

[SIMONE CHUCKLES]

TIANA MAJOR9 & EARTHGANG: ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪

♪ I'M JUST A FRACTION ♪

♪ CLOSING IN ON MY DEMISE... ♪

WEDDING OFFICIANT: JORDAN, DO YOU TAKE SIMONE--

UH, DO YOU MIND IF WE JUST SKIP TO THE PART

WHERE I GET TO KISS HER, BOSS? IS THAT COOL?

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

THANK YOU.

TIANA MAJOR9 & EARTHGANG: ♪ WHEN WE COLLIDE ♪

♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER ♪

♪ WHEN I CRASH INTO YOU ♪

♪ YOU, YOU ♪

♪ CRASH INTO YOU ♪

♪ YOU, YOU ♪

[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]

I'M SORRY I SLIPPED OUT.

I HAD TO MAKE A STOP.

YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?

COMING HERE WAS A MISTAKE.

I WANTED YOU HERE.

THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU.

OK, THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.

YOU'VE BEEN REARRANGING MY MAKEUP TABLE ALL DAY,

AND I ONLY GOT 3 THINGS ON IT.

SIX. I ADDED ONE FOR BALANCE.

IT DOES LOOK NICE.

LOOK--DAMN. NOW YOU GOT ME DOING IT. ALL RIGHT.

ENOUGH, BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT.

SPENCER.

EH, BEFORE YOU ACT THE FOOL AND TRY TO DENY IT,

JUST NOD BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.

OK, THEN.

GO AND GET YOUR MAN ALREADY.

NOW?

YES, NOW! 'CAUSE ALL YOUR FIDGETING GETTING ON MY NERVES.

WELL, WHAT--WHAT IF SPENCER DOESN'T WANT THIS?

OF COURSE IT'S WHAT HE WANTS.

HE TOLD YOU HISSELF THAT HE WOULD WAIT UNTIL YOU WERE READY.

AND YOU LOOK READY TO ME.

WELL, I CAN'T LEAVE BEFORE SOUNDCHECK.

OK.

[TURNS ON MICROPHONE] MIC CHECK. 1, 2.

[TAPS MICROPHONE]

MIC CHECK. 1, 2, 1, 2.

NOW GO GET SPENCER.

YES. NOW. GO.

[SIGHS]

THE PSYCHIC WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING.

I NEEDED CLARITY.

I GOT IT NOW.

SPENCER.

I LOVE YOU.

I AIN'T EVEN SURE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

MAYBE IT WAS THE NIGHT I GOT SHOT

OR WATCHING MOVIES WITH YOU ALL SUMMER

OR MAYBE IT'S BEEN SINCE MY FIRST DAY AT BEVERLY

AND I JUST AIN'T REALIZED IT, BUT I KNOW NOW.

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

WE CAN'T.

WHAT ABOUT LAYLA AND ASHER?

OH, I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. I CARE ABOUT LAYLA. I DO.

BUT THERE'S A REASON YOU'RE HERE WITH ME NOW, OK?

THERE'S A REASON WE'RE TOGETHER.

LOOK AT JORDAN AND SIMONE.

IF TODAY TOLD ME ANYTHING,

IT CLARIFIED FOR ME THAT IF YOU GOT A CHANCE AT

REAL HAPPINESS, YOU GOT TO TAKE IT...

WAFIA: ♪ HOW DO YOU GO FROM TALKING EVERY DAY... ♪

NO MATTER WHAT.

♪ TO WILL WE EVER SPEAK AGAIN ♪

♪ WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW SO WELL ♪

♪ SO WELL ♪

I'M SORRY, SPENCER.

♪ STILL EXISTS, BUT IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE ♪

♪ AND NOBODY TELLS YOU ♪

♪ HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END? ♪

♪ HOW TO LOSE A FRIEND ♪

♪ NOW WE'RE STRANGERS ♪

♪ WITH THE SAME MEMORIES ♪

♪ I REMEMBER ♪

♪ THIS PAST NEW YEAR'S EVE, WE WERE LYING IN YOUR BED ♪

♪ TALKING 'BOUT OUR DREAMS ♪

♪ AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WAY IT WAS ALWAYS GONNA BE... ♪

JUST DON'T LEAVE THINGS LIKE THIS.

WAFIA: ♪ NOBODY TELLS YOU... ♪

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

♪ HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END ♪

♪ HOW DO YOU GO FROM... ♪

SPENCER: LAYLA.

-HEY. -HEY.

WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

AIN'T COOP'S SHOW ABOUT TO START?

YEAH. UM, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU.

FOR WHAT?

FOR BEING THERE FOR ME THROUGH EVERYTHING,

HAVING PATIENCE,

FOR LOVING ME ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I WAS READY.

I'M READY NOW.

I LOVE YOU, SPENCER.

I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU.

♪ I STILL MISS YOU ♪

-♪ STILL MISS YOU ♪ -♪ HOW DO YOU... ♪

♪ OOH OOH OOH OOH ♪

SPENCER, VOICE-OVER: LISTEN TO ME.

YOU COMING HERE WAS NOT A MISTAKE,

AND ME KISSING YOU WAS NOT A MISTAKE.

US BEING TOGETHER WOULD NOT BE A MISTAKE, LIV.

SPENCER, VOICE-OVER: LOOK, I KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.

SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE THINGS LIKE THIS.

WAFIA: ♪ ...HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END ♪

♪ HOW DO YOU GO FROM TALKING EVERY DAY... ♪

♪ TO WILL WE EVER SPEAK AGAIN? ♪

[CAR HORN HONKS TWICE]

♪ STILL EXISTS, BUT IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE ♪

♪ AND NOBODY TELLS YOU ♪

♪ HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END ♪

♪ HOW TO LOSE A FRIEND ♪

GREG, MOVE YOUR HEAD.