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Hold it, boys, hold it!
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Before we get out, let's
remember the agreement.
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Set your
brakes, turn your lights off
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and take your keys with you if you wish.
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Now, one hour.
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It is now 11:00 p.m.
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One hour, then we all leave quietly,
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no matter how much money you've won
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or how many girls you've met.
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I repeat for the record, one hour.
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Has there ever been
such a college boy before?
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So anxious to get back to his studies
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that the thought of winning $10,000
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at a crap table merely disgusts him.
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It could be that girl, too.
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Who's that?
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That heavenly girl.
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- Hey.
- What does he care
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about girls when he can
shack up with his law books?
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One hour.
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Not what you'd call
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an interesting conversationalist, is he?
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Your old daddy flew one
of those in the war, son.
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And was that how you
were killed in action, sir?
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Yes, indeed.
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I don't want to bother you, boys,
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but it is now 11:03.
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Yeah, man, let's go where the money is.
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Yeah, man.
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Is this the place where the people live
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who want to give us all this money?
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This must be the place.
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This is my infallible roulette system.
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Now, he has a system.
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Well, if you've got a system,
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you might as well get
it out of your system.
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That's what I always say.
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And you know, he always does say that!
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Sir, I wonder if you'd arrange
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to have a Brink's armored car
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at the side door in about an hour?
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I expect to be making a
gold shipment about then.
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We're his male nurses.
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Ready?
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Ls everybody all right?
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Come on,
time to make a million.
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Right, last round.
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Five and 10.
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Excuse me.
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Dear, are you serious?
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No it looks strange.
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Here they go, lucky!
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- On the right.
- Hold 'em off.
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- He hit the top.
- Oh yeah.
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- Here they go.
- Deal me!
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Is that right?
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Well, pay me double, you in?
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Deal a round.
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You got seven, now 37.
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Hey!
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What's going around there?
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Madam, would you give up
this sinful life of gambling
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if the right man came along?
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I might, yes.
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Excuse me.
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How's the play?
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I put it down, they pick it up.
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Maybe you ain't putting
it down in the right place.
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That could explain it.
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Aren't you playing?
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Well, I'd like to,
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but I just get a nosebleed every time
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I see that happening to my money.
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Does it bother you when
it's my money that's going?
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No, not as long as you can
assure me you got plenty more.
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One red.
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Do you mind my standing here?
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I haven't called for a guard, have I?
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No, they just get in the way.
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All right, bub, six
you want now, six you in.
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Jackpot!
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Deal a round.
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R152, the giant jackpot,
$50, a bonus, R152.
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Good luck to you, sir.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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You must lead a clean life.
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Yeah, and up until now
it's been driving me crazy.
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21 red.
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I know this system is infallible
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because I worked it out myself.
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Do you suppose I could
be reading it wrong?
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Deal me another hand.
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Oh five, five's enough for mine.
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On the slots.
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I win.
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Yeah.
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Oh, boy!
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Now I can buy that atom-powered
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steam shovel I've always wanted.
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With that?
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And of course it was
completely ridiculous.
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I didn't know she was a countess.
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8 and three.
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So it was right after that
my poor old gray-haired mother
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said to me, she said, Brick, son,
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I just know you're gonna be
terribly attractive to women.
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And I do so hope you're not
going to be a beast about it.
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Tell me, have you been a beast about it?
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Well, certainly.
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What did my poor old gray-haired
mother know about fun?
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It is now 11:19.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I don't like to wear a watch.
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I hired him to follow me around
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and tell me what time it is.
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- All right, here we come now.
- Hey!
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- 25 red.
- Hit me.
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What's going down there?
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Hit twice, there.
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Out of the way.
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If you don't live here,
get out of the way.
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You let me know.
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Well, this is it!
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Didn't you explain to him
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that your system was infallible?
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I knew there was
someone I forgot to tell.
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Well, I've got to cash a check.
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You know, only someone whose
father owned an oil company
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could afford that system.
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You've always hated me
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just because my family
has money, haven't you?
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No, I have a lot
better reasons than that.
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Shew.
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Place your bets, please,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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Boys, it is now 11:21.
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The old lamplighter.
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Down the roll, well it looks good.
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Do you see that?
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Nine red, would appear.
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What, that mirror?
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You know what that's for?
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Yeah, so tall Texans can
see to comb their hair.
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Those are observation posts.
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Guards sit up there and
keep an eye on things.
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Alright, gentlemen,
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six you wanted, six you in.
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Four, too, please.
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- Yes, 700, seven.
- Well we have--
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- Pardon me.
- Hey!
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You're on five.
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I'm writing a new telephone book,
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and I'd like to include
your name and number.
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Eight, six and out.
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Shew.
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I don't know if he told you,
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but he's only 13 years old.
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Be gone, son.
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I am the oldest 13 you'll ever run into.
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They're cute.
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16, see.
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Hold it off.
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I don't understand.
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I understand, I know what it is.
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- Oh I don't know.
- You don't understand?
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Tell me.
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Will you pardon me, please?
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Excuse me.
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I'll need one of those
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when my system starts working.
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By then you'll be too old to push it.
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Turn to your left side.
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Can you handle that for me?
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Don't make me have to shoot!
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How would you like it, sir?
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Any particular denomination?
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Any denomination will do.
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Cashier number three.
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Guy in a gray suit and gray hat.
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Two guys backing him up.
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The gun's in the magazine he's holding.
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Take two.
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The dice is coming right now,
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coming right out on the old come out roll.
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Seven wins.
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Come on honey, you win.
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You win on the seven.
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Just hand us that magazine.
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What magazine, what's going on here?
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Yeah, what's going on?
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Take it easy and no one'll get hurt.
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Hand me that check, please.
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$5,000 or I'll blow your head off.
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Okay, friend, let's not
disturb the customers.
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- On five.
- Where is this?
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Five in the house.
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You're a mad man.
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I win.
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- Yeah.
- I usual deal low nine.
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Under nine.
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Hey, wait a minute,
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who's in charge here?
- Who's asking?
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I'm asking.
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What are you arresting them for?
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These characters have flipped, Al.
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He's behind in his quota for the night.
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Shut up, both of you.
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I asked you why you were arresting them.
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Who are you?
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A friend of theirs.
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We're on our way back
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to Midwestern University from summer jobs.
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We stopped in here to have
a drink and a few laughs.
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Well?
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Tell him the truth!
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Now there's a real democratic guy.
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He hates everybody.
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Look, I told you we were students!
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm not kidding.
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We don't have anything to do with him.
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All right, show them your
last year's students' cards.
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I never saw them before.
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Sorry, boys, one of those things.
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What happened in there?
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The man tried a real crazy stunt.
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Attempted robbery, he means.
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Who would be crazy enough
to try and rob Harold's place?
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Are you kidding?
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'Cause that's where the money is.
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10,000 people a day gamble in there.
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Every now and then, some wise
Joe figures a smart angle.
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It'd be easier to knock off Fort Knox.
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There's no way it could be done!
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Well, gentlemen.
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Dad, you missed out on all the fun.
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I did not.
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I would like to make one of
my deathless remarks now.
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There may be some things better than sex,
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some worse, but there's
nothing quite like it.
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That was kind of a
deathless remark at that.
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It is now 10 minutes to 12:00,
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or don't you care anymore?
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Well, let's hop in the old car,
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drive back to the old college,
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dig into those old studies,
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and start taking out
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those old, old, old college
gals again!
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You with me?
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Yeah, but I wish
everybody didn't know it.
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♪ Kindly pass the butter Mabel ♪
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♪ You will find it over there ♪
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♪ In the corner of each patty ♪
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♪ You will find a dark brown hair ♪
254
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♪ Bum, brum, buh, boom, boom ♪
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That's a song?
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Sure, it's an excerpt
from Beethoven's 12th.
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Beethoven must have written that one
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underwater with broken pencils.
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Broken fingers, where are we anyway?
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Now he wants to know where he is!
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Kansas some place.
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300 miles to go.
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What are you loafing for?
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85 miles an hour is loafing?
265
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Anything going 85 miles
an hour is a guided missile.
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Are you still worrying
about getting back to Kay?
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Now what has she got?
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00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:49,978
I'll tell you what she's got--
269
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,479
Hold it, don't tell him, don't tell him.
270
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,313
Why?
271
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,648
I don't want him to know.
272
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,482
Oh, yeah.
273
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,942
Hey, about that cop in Reno
274
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,194
saying you couldn't rob Harold's Club.
275
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,737
What did he mean it couldn't be done?
276
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:00,905
Oh, beats me.
277
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,949
Anything can be done.
278
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,577
Of course it could be done.
279
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,914
♪ Kindly pass the butter Mabel ♪
280
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,958
♪ You will find it over there ♪
281
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,043
♪ In the corner of each patty ♪
282
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:18,798
♪ You will find a dark brown hair ♪
283
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:19,966
Agh!
284
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,119
Good old Lincoln Hall.
285
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,456
- Be safe.
- Hi, Al.
286
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,207
Hats off, freshman.
287
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,667
What's your name, boy?
288
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,794
It's Spieglebauer, sir,
Francis Spieglebauer.
289
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,505
I see, well, son, men have overcome
290
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:00,506
greater handicaps than that.
291
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,759
But I have loose teeth, you see.
292
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,552
I think I'll just call you Spiegy, okay?
293
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,428
Yes, sir.
294
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,262
Good lad.
295
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,096
Now hear this, Spiegy.
296
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,139
Every year we choose a freshman
297
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,766
to help us with a few
chores we have to have done.
298
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,351
Since the work sort
of piled up last year,
299
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,894
they all thought we'd get
two freshmen this year,
300
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,021
but you look like you could
do the work of two men!
301
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,064
Hat on, Spiegy.
302
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,484
Now first, in there
is some of our luggage.
303
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,693
Suitcases, heavy articles.
304
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,694
In there is where we live.
305
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,365
Your job is to transport one
inside the other, understand?
306
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,033
Are you sure I have to do this?
307
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,743
Yes, I'm sure, are you sure?
308
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:29,869
Oh, I'm sure.
309
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,621
Well, what I mean is,
310
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,207
in the booklet that
the university sent me,
311
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,959
they said they didn't haze
freshmen here anymore.
312
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,544
That's right, Spiegy-
313
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,755
You see, the fellows who wrote the booklet
314
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,256
don't haze freshmen here anymore.
315
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,091
On.
316
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:43,966
See?
317
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,134
Carry on, Spiegy-
318
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,052
- The keys, Spiegy-
319
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,136
- To work, Spiegy-
320
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,305
Shew.
321
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,857
It's wonderful to hear
your voice again, Kay.
322
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:00,858
No, I mean it.
323
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,443
Don't you think he'd be embarrassed
324
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,403
to talk like that in front of us?
325
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,529
Just wait a minute.
326
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,364
No, I'm not embarrassed.
327
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,490
But if a couple of characters I know
328
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,825
don't stop listening in,
329
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,910
I may be crowded into a little violence.
330
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:11,911
Ruffian.
331
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,457
Hm, yeah, the Katzenjammer Kids, honey.
332
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,583
Oh, they're fine, fine.
333
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,253
A little more mentally
retarded perhaps, but fine.
334
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,048
Yeah, surprise?
335
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,717
Well, that makes me nervous.
336
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,386
Yeah, I wanted everything
337
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,638
just exactly the way it was when I left.
338
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,185
Come on, tell me about it.
339
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,445
Look at him!
340
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,155
See how happy he is?
341
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,409
Why, just a few short hours ago,
342
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,453
he didn't know a soul in this college
343
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,038
and now he has friends!
344
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,708
I'm telling you, it makes a man appreciate
345
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,001
the American educational system.
346
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,628
Spiegy, you see what
a deep thinker he is?
347
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,713
You should feel privileged
348
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,339
to know a man who thinks that deeply.
349
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,382
Yes, sir.
350
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,177
Can I ask a question?
351
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,136
Why not?
352
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,847
Why not spoil him just a little, go ahead.
353
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,182
Well, the guys in the next room
354
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,309
said that Al and Brick
were in Korea together.
355
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,143
So?
356
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,020
Well, they said that
Brick saved Al's life.
357
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:19,854
So?
358
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,355
They said that Brick got a medal
359
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,107
and a bad head wound doing it.
360
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:23,941
So?
361
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,276
Well, so nothing.
362
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,777
That's what the guys
in the next room said.
363
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,029
Don't pay any attention to them.
364
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,072
They're drunk most of the time.
365
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,158
Were you two guys in Korea?
366
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,534
What's that?
367
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,995
I said, were you two in Korea?
368
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,830
Are you questioning our patriotism?
369
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:38,664
Why, no, I--
370
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:39,665
I suppose you think we
wouldn't have been there
371
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,167
if it hadn't been for
our liver conditions.
372
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,001
I suppose you think it's fun
373
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:42,835
to have a liver condition
374
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,629
and never get to go to any
wars with the rest of the guys?
375
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,671
Why, I didn't mean anything, I--
376
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:46,547
You just better take it easy
377
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,090
and watch who you call yellow from now on.
378
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,175
- Whom.
- Yeah, whom.
379
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,301
I didn't call whom yellow, I--
380
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,135
Get on with your work, Spiegy.
381
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,470
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah.
382
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,305
Shew.
383
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,018
How's Kay?
384
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,353
She's got a surprise for me.
385
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,104
Maybe she's turned into a boy.
386
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:02,939
That girl?
387
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,900
Wants me to meet her at
the Campus Club tonight.
388
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:06,943
Wonder what that could mean.
389
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,027
Any number of things,
390
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,112
and none of them too good
from your standpoint.
391
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:10,947
What are you talking about?
392
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,448
Now I'm supposed to know
what I'm talking about!
393
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,033
Oh, it would ruin all your charm.
394
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,660
- Hm-mm.
- Eh.
395
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:16,661
Spiegy, don't just stand there.
396
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,037
Move, boy, move.
397
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:35,096
♪ I don't stay home anymore
if there's somewhere to go ♪
398
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:43,312
♪ I just go along for the ride ♪
399
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:49,527
♪ They call me the life of the party ♪
400
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:55,616
♪ They don't know that I'm crying inside ♪
401
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:01,080
♪ If there's a dance or a show ♪
402
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,584
♪ You'll find me around ♪
403
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:09,755
♪ Always laughing it up with the crowd ♪
404
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:16,512
♪ They call me the life of the party ♪
405
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:22,518
♪ But my poor heart is crying out loud ♪
406
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,441
♪ I'm making new trends
and seeing New People ♪
407
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,236
♪ Doing the town until three ♪
408
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,698
♪ It's all I can do ♪
409
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:39,285
♪ Not to think about you ♪
410
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:44,457
♪ Though I know you're
not thinking of me ♪
411
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,879
♪ So ['ll dance every night ♪
412
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:53,257
♪ And I'll play every game ♪
413
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:58,429
♪ I'm the last one to say my goodbye ♪
414
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:05,227
♪ This end of the life of the party ♪
415
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:11,067
♪ Goes home all alone to cry ♪
416
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:22,870
I don't get it.
417
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,704
How did this happen?
418
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,706
When we left, she was
working in a department store.
419
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,209
This must be the surprise.
420
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,836
Hi, Kay.
421
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:31,712
Welcome home, boys.
422
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,963
Hello, Kay.
423
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,801
I think you gentlemen made a mistake.
424
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,177
Your table's over there.
425
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:39,804
He's ashamed of us.
426
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,681
He wishes we were dead.
427
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:42,682
That's right.
428
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,017
I'll be back in a minute.
429
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,186
I want to get out of this singing dress.
430
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,772
And you know, she's right.
431
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,524
That dress actually does sing.
432
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,027
Why don't you guys go ahead and order,
433
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,821
I want to talk to Kay privately.
434
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:57,655
What's with you?
435
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:58,989
You on a diet or something?
436
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,616
Diet?
437
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,077
That's at least 2,500
calories he's following.
438
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,840
Hey, when did all this happen?
439
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,508
About two weeks ago.
440
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,342
It began as a joke.
441
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,262
Not that it hasn't gone
right on being that.
442
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,430
A bunch of us came in one night,
443
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,724
and someone dared me to get up and sing.
444
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,267
So you know me.
445
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,601
I don't know whether I know you or not.
446
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,645
The girl I knew couldn't sing a note.
447
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,441
Nothing's changed.
448
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,234
It's just that the
management thinks I can,
449
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,111
and they're willing to
pay for their opinions.
450
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,114
Now you tell me, how was the summer?
451
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,157
I wrote you.
452
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,743
There has never been
such a long, long summer.
453
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,662
Well, I'm glad to see that all the time
454
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,038
you were wasting away for me
455
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:48,873
you weren't forgetting to eat
456
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,166
some of those cows you were punching.
457
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,042
Same old story, huh?
458
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,962
You just won't believe anything
I tell you about how I feel.
459
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,007
Don't you want me to feel the way I do?
460
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,216
I'd tell you if I didn't.
461
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,051
I know that, so what is it?
462
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,888
Al, I grew up in this town.
463
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:05,723
I've been dating college boys
464
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,475
since I was old enough
to be noticed by them.
465
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,435
Well, that, I agree,
must have been horrible.
466
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:10,394
It's no trick for a girl
467
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,229
to be busy in a college town.
468
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,232
And these weren't cheap little liars, Al.
469
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,567
They meant it, I guess.
470
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,613
But there's something
about being away to college
471
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,531
makes for deep and lasting love affairs,
472
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,617
which are forgotten the
minute graduation's over.
473
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,827
Hm, yeah.
474
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,124
You know, you've had a real rough life
475
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,587
and I wish there was some way
I could make it up to you.
476
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,756
Okay, but you asked me for the reason
477
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,674
I couldn't take you too seriously.
478
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,594
And you haven't answered me yet.
479
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,971
Look, this isn't my
first trip away from home
480
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,182
and it's only technical that,
481
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,767
I'm one of the boola-boola boys at all.
482
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,185
You're not all that old.
483
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,645
No, but I'm all that experienced
484
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,104
that I know the difference
485
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,732
between a few early fumblings with a girl
486
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,776
and something that's nice and lasting
487
00:21:59,068 --> 00:21:59,777
that's happened to me.
488
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,196
It's time you begin realizing
489
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,031
that I know the difference.
490
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,785
This summer, if anything,
has only made you more lovable
491
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,287
and willing to admit it.
492
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,791
Would you care to dance?
493
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,418
No, but it's part of my duties here.
494
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,423
Whatever will the other B-girls think!
495
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,176
That you've finally gotten a live one.
496
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,438
Want a light?
497
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:38,983
Okay
498
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,527
I'm a stranger in town.
499
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,320
Can you direct me to your house?
500
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,241
Did you lose the address?
501
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,159
Why, I was wrestling cows all summer,
502
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,619
and my writing hand got all cramped up--
503
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,705
Oh, I see, how are the cows out West?
504
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,833
Oh, they're, oh, you mean the cows?
505
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:56,834
Well.
506
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,547
Look, I guess I must have
been all crossed up last spring.
507
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,925
I thought you and I were a
big, hot, breathless item,
508
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,802
then not even a card this summer.
509
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,889
Well, Jean, I meant to
call you, I really did--
510
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,016
Oh, fine, now I feel much better.
511
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,146
How could you possibly
feel any better, hm?
512
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,485
Real cozy.
513
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,699
Look, buddy, why don't
you go back to your table
514
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,701
before somebody eats up your minimum?
515
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,786
She happens to belong with me, pal.
516
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,163
Only in spirit, son.
517
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,375
You get back inside.
518
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:47,801
I know all about you,
pal, a real war hero.
519
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,554
One of the fruit salad boys.
520
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,892
Well, how do you like your beatings, huh?
521
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,852
Standing up or on the ground?
522
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,520
Don't crowd me, Mac.
523
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,196
You'd better leave it lay, junior.
524
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,418
Brick, Brick!
525
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:23,462
Get him out of here, fast!
526
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,005
I'll kill that.
527
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,424
Brick, Brick, Brick!
528
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,593
It's me, Al, Al.
529
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,160
Come on, Brick, I'll take you home.
530
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,161
Come on.
531
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:06,880
Here, Brick.
532
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,264
Listen to me, Brick.
533
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,852
You know, it might not be a bad idea
534
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,186
going back to the vets hospital to check--
535
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,187
I'm not going back there, Al.
536
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:23,272
- Just a check--
- I'm not going back!
537
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,190
I don't want any part of that cage.
538
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,444
They were only trying to help you.
539
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:29,361
Treat you like an animal.
540
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,821
Like something under a rock.
541
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,240
All the time telling you you're psycho.
542
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,492
A lot of guys went
through shock like you did.
543
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,703
Look, Al, I'm okay, I'm okay!
544
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:39,747
Sure, sure, you're okay.
545
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:40,706
You're in great shape.
546
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,166
But it still wouldn't
hurt to have a check-up.
547
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,418
Look, lay off of me, will you?
548
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,587
You want to get rid of me?
549
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:48,255
What's the matter?
550
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,089
You tired of having me
hanging on your back?
551
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,424
Okay, I'll get out of
here, I'll get out now!
552
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:51,884
You're not going anywhere.
553
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,802
They told you to call, didn't they, huh?
554
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,929
Give us a call, Captain, in case 3742
555
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,222
starts going off his rocker again.
556
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,099
I'm not making any calls.
557
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,394
That for sure?
558
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,771
Sure.
559
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:32,049
You know, you really could
have hurt that kid at the club.
560
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,092
I know!
561
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:41,725
What do you think is going
to happen to you if you,
562
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,728
be sensible, Brick.
563
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,481
Go over and have a talk with the doc.
564
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:55,239
Look, Al, I'm a lot better now.
565
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:56,532
This isn't going to happen again.
566
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,534
I just had a couple of
drinks too many, that's all.
567
00:26:58,826 --> 00:26:59,827
Sure, that's what you said up in
568
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,162
San Francisco last year
with that cab driver.
569
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,622
Yeah, but, Al, these things take time.
570
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,707
That's all I need. Just a little time.
571
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:07,584
Sure.
572
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,132
If those doctors hear about tonight,
573
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,467
it's going to sound a
lot worse than it was.
574
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:16,301
They won't hear about it.
575
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,220
You won't say anything, Al?
576
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,305
No, I won't say anything, I promise.
577
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:31,859
Brick, you're gonna
have to watch yourself.
578
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,237
I know.
579
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,864
It'll work out, it'll work out.
580
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:06,310
Well, this is the last time
581
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,936
I'm going to double date with you.
582
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:11,023
You know she danced like
7 miles of unpaved road?
583
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,649
Spiegy's got better taste than you have.
584
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:13,609
Oh, stop.
585
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,360
Oh boy, what's happening to me?
586
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,154
How could you trap me like this?
587
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,491
What's the matter with Brick?
588
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,785
Nothing a good night's sleep won't cure.
589
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,622
Well, that's the trouble with liquor.
590
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:30,042
You take one drink and it
makes a new man out of you.
591
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,419
Then the new man has to have a drink, too.
592
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,129
Quote and unquote.
593
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,603
You can tell me your troubles.
594
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,231
How's Brick?
595
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:53,565
Brick?
596
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,734
Oh, he's fine, fine.
597
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:56,735
Why?
598
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,821
One of the men at the club
said he ought to be put away.
599
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:03,200
The guy that said that ought
to be put away, Brick's okay.
600
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:04,243
Like last night?
601
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,787
Well, he had one too many.
602
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,832
Then how come you're so, so quiet today?
603
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,920
Well, since you brought
it up, I'll tell you.
604
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,089
It all started about the time I met you.
605
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,175
Others have complained
about that before.
606
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,468
What are the symptoms?
607
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,972
Well, studying that
used to take me one hour,
608
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,473
now takes me half the night.
609
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:27,891
In the middle of a law lecture,
610
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,226
I suddenly find I'm repeating
611
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,019
the marriage ceremony to myself.
612
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,939
Now, would you say this is significant?
613
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,942
No, frightening is the word I'd use.
614
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:37,776
You know, I've been places
615
00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,861
where if you didn't make
up your mind in a hurry,
616
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,530
you never got a second chance.
617
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,868
Honey, you're not in Korea anymore.
618
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,455
Nobody's gonna drop a bomb on you now.
619
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,332
I'd better do something.
620
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,251
What do you want to do, Al?
621
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,336
Get married.
622
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:58,797
Now?
623
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:00,507
Yesterday would have been better.
624
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,469
What's the big rush?
625
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,221
What's the matter with
being sure of ourselves?
626
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,266
I'm so sure of myself now,
I'm nearly dead from it.
627
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,521
I guess that's the
roadblock, you're not.
628
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,148
I may look like the blonde bombshell
629
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,234
who's been everyplace, and
done everything, but I'm not.
630
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:23,322
And all these big emotions are wonderful.
631
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:25,991
But they just kind of scare me, too.
632
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,286
Well, look, why don't
you just relax, huh?
633
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:30,912
I'm like you, I can't.
634
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,334
I want to get married today
just as much as you do.
635
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:37,961
But then when I stop to think about it,
636
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,089
I get so scared, I just want to run.
637
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,939
What's the good word?
638
00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,524
There aren't any good words.
639
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,319
They don't make good words
the way they used to.
640
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,528
Don't just stand there, Spiegy.
641
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,571
Run around, do something!
642
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,114
I don't want your muscles to stiffen up.
643
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:06,948
Yes, sir!
644
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,409
Tear on over and get
Cokes for everybody, Spiegy.
645
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,497
I tell you, that boy's getting lazy.
646
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:14,831
Why, he had the audacity to ask me
647
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,291
to brush my own teeth this morning.
648
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,959
They don't make freshmen
the way they used to.
649
00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,003
No, they've even quit trying.
650
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:20,837
Hi, Brick!
651
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:21,838
Hi, hi, hi.
652
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:25,092
Are you coming
653
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,177
to our Halloween dance tonight, Brick?
654
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:28,428
Probably not.
655
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,304
It's
going to be one of the
656
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,014
best dances of the year.
657
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:35,685
Sweetheart, let me tell you something.
658
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:37,604
I wonder if now is the time
659
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,773
when any of us should be dancing,
660
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,191
when we don't know if Little Orphan Annie
661
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:43,568
is ever going to find Daddy Warbucks.
662
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,654
She's just got to.
663
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,406
I know, I know.
664
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,079
Maybe one of your
own would taste better.
665
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:54,913
No, it's not that.
666
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:56,748
I'm suffering from something.
667
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,252
I think it's the
edges-off-of-everything blues.
668
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,546
Maybe you should organize a panty raid.
669
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,631
No, no, it goes deeper than that.
670
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,258
I don't want to get drunk.
671
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,134
I'm sick of being sober.
672
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,010
I've seen both movies in town.
673
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,680
It's the mid-semester whim-whams.
674
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,224
What you need is a nice girl.
675
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:20,313
Child, what I need has got
nothing to do with nice girls.
676
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,941
I know what Brick
means, I've got it myself.
677
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:24,734
Bored with classes that have just begun
678
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,987
and notes I haven't taken yet.
679
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,405
Bored with being in a place
680
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,949
that's run by thinkers and not doers.
681
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,076
I come from a family that does things.
682
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,119
Well, they can afford to.
683
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:36,872
A family that does things first.
684
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:39,291
That's what I need in
my life, a big first.
685
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,170
You guys ever hear of
a man named Schliemann?
686
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,338
Sure, played first base for the Giants
687
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,175
and later invented a
plastic breakfast food.
688
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,760
He dug up the ancient
city of Troy in Greece.
689
00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,430
Hey, what a cat, to dig Troy!
690
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,307
That was a first, get my point?
691
00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:56,808
Well, I couldn't hope to do that.
692
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:57,684
And that's what we've got to think of
693
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,686
to pull ourselves out of the swamp.
694
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,104
To be first at something.
695
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,816
Like the guy who flew
under the London Bridge.
696
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,277
Characters who stole the
Stone of Scone in England.
697
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,070
Just like Plinehouser.
698
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,447
Who was Plinehouser?
699
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:11,281
Well, just the first guy
700
00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:12,991
to be called Plinehouser, that's all.
701
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:15,285
He's right, though,
this boy's got a point.
702
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,703
Everybody's got a headache today.
703
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,747
We've living in the aspirin age.
704
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,292
It's really
very simple, Mr. Cruikshank.
705
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,211
- Now wait a minute.
- Mind if I file these?
706
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,212
Help yourself.
707
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,798
You bet me $5 I can't do what?
708
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,217
It's a very simple bet.
709
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,511
Now you're sitting right
here where I'm sitting.
710
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:33,595
Follow me?
- Yeah.
711
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:36,264
I pour a glass of water
on the floor, right here.
712
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,098
Yeah.
713
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,225
You got a knife in your hands.
714
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:39,017
A knife?
715
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,519
Now, I'll bet you five bucks
716
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,103
that I can dry up the water
717
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,648
before you stab me on
the hands with the knife.
718
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,235
All right, who's got a knife?
719
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,865
Are these regular
issue for law students?
720
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,952
I've been getting into a
lot of strange closets lately.
721
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,036
Dangerous moths.
722
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,373
Now, you sit right where I was sitting.
723
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:14,344
Now, remember, 5 bucks
if I dry up the water
724
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:15,971
before you stab my hands.
725
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,639
Spiegy, are you sure?
726
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,182
I mean, the blood.
727
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,476
I'm sure, now you ready?
728
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,811
Okay
729
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:26,314
One, two, three.
730
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,403
They grow up fast these days.
731
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:32,529
Pay me.
732
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:41,621
I'll bet you $5 that you
never get the $5 I owe you.
733
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,498
And having won that bet, we're even,
734
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,458
so quit worrying about
money and get to work.
735
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,585
Yes, sir.
736
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:52,757
Something you invented?
737
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,888
Glad
to meet you, mister.
738
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,640
Hope I don't have to kill you.
739
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,351
Special research.
740
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,270
What for, what's My Crime?
741
00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,063
Remember what that cop
said in Harold's Club
742
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,940
when we got involved in that hold-up?
743
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,359
He said there's no way it could be done.
744
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,486
He should only know.
745
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,447
You mean you've been thinking
about it all this time?
746
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:17,616
I've worked out a plan
how to rob Harold's Club
747
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,618
of a million dollars, maybe more.
748
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:20,452
On.
749
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,746
How much time you figure on
researching our penal system?
750
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:23,705
When I say a plan,
751
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,291
I mean one where you'd
walk away free and clear.
752
00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:31,087
You know what bitsy brain's doing now?
753
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:34,174
Last year he planned
to drain Foster's Lake
754
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,842
and collect all the pennies
that had been thrown there
755
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,761
for the last 130 years.
756
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,889
He figured it would
amount to over $70,000.
757
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,516
A man is never appreciated
in his own century.
758
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,060
Yeah, well, maybe when
you get out of prison
759
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,311
in the next one, you'll be with people
760
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:48,146
that understand your language.
761
00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,649
You really think you could
knock off Harold's Club?
762
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,317
A joint that's open 24 hours a day,
763
00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,235
seven days a week, 52
weeks out of the year,
764
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,029
with over 1,000 people in it every second.
765
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,113
I do.
766
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,865
The main cash vault
is right in the middle
767
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,241
of the floor of the gambling room.
768
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,451
It looks like the Rock of Gibraltar
769
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,328
and opens like the Panama Canal.
770
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,913
It has two doors, both steel-barred,
771
00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,706
and one doesn't open
until the other's closed.
772
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:07,916
Oh, great, that's a cinch.
773
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,709
All you need is a hairpin
and a toy hammer, huh?
774
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,628
I've got that all worked out.
775
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,171
The only thing left I've got to figure
776
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,382
is how to leave Reno without a trace.
777
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,175
This boy's got a little
Dillinger blood in him.
778
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,928
This boy has the spirit
of adventure in his heart.
779
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,554
You really think you could do it?
780
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,223
Oh, I could do it all right.
781
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,100
The question is, would I do it?
782
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,186
Of course, I wouldn't
keep the money if I did.
783
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,271
Now he's a communist, he hates money.
784
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,273
He's a crazy, mixed-up rich kid.
785
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:33,858
And they're the worst kind, you know.
786
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,318
Yeah.
787
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,862
Okay, Mr. First, what's the gimmick?
788
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,824
I wouldn't mind being first
with a million bucks myself.
789
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,828
You
louse this deal, Jack,
790
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,664
I'll gut you and shoot my way out of here.
791
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,000
It's all done with psychology.
792
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:55,338
A simple and basic
motivation, fear, gentlemen.
793
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,508
In this case, worth one million dollars.
794
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,927
Gee, a million bucks.
795
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,263
Well, I wouldn't be afraid.
796
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,390
I'd be petrified.
797
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:39,132
This must be the place where
they rehearsed Tobacco Road.
798
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,050
Now, why would he want a trailer?
799
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,761
Well, to transport his old money
800
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,304
to the scrap heap, perhaps.
801
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:45,513
Or to take his old girlfriends in
802
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:46,848
for a retread job, perhaps?
803
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,099
I bought both the car and the trailer,
804
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,101
and I did it without
leaving a single trace.
805
00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,102
This is desirable?
806
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:52,187
Ah, I used a fictitious name
807
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:53,438
and bought them across the state line
808
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:54,814
from the smiling Dutchman.
809
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,275
Who must be laughing
out loud after this deal.
810
00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:58,109
You're sure you didn't steal it?
811
00:37:58,401 --> 00:37:59,903
Does this look like I stole it?
812
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,905
How can I think when I'm blinded?
813
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,573
His folks must have
clipped a coupon last night,
814
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:04,574
or sold a state.
815
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:05,867
Well, it was just a small one.
816
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,911
Rhode Island, wasn't it, Ronnie?
817
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:08,912
Why, it's a perfect set-up.
818
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,914
One guy drives, the others
hide inside, out of sight,
819
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,874
and no one can trace it back.
820
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,752
According to the law I've studied,
821
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,129
it's a misdemeanor to ride in a trailer
822
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,923
when it is in motion.
823
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,258
You think a couple of
misdemeanors is gonna bother Ronnie?
824
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:24,260
He's only interested in felonies.
825
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,929
Yeah, but you're still
going to have to stop
826
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,430
for gas, oil and water.
827
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,349
Everything you need,
you carry in the trailer.
828
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,768
Gasoline, drinking water, canned foods.
829
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,436
Dynamite for blasting out of jail.
830
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,188
And Thanksgiving is
a perfect time for it.
831
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,397
It's Jamboree Week in Reno.
832
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,983
And everybody wears cowboy
outfits and false beards.
833
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:41,277
It's just like a Western Mardi Gras.
834
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:44,531
You, uh, you're talking
like this could be done.
835
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:45,657
I mean, actually.
836
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,784
It can be done, Brick
and I mean actually.
837
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:48,618
So what?
838
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,452
None of us are gonna do it.
839
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:50,286
Why not?
840
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,413
Call it a field experiment in psychology.
841
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,207
It's not what
we call it that matters.
842
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:55,124
If we don't keep the money,
843
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,751
we're not committing any actual crime.
844
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:57,544
Suppose they grab us
845
00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:58,586
before we get a chance to show them
846
00:38:58,878 --> 00:38:59,671
we weren't going to keep the money.
847
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:00,547
They won't, I tell you.
848
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,381
I've got everything worked out
849
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:02,382
and it's foolproof.
850
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:03,716
We leave the trailer in Reno.
851
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:04,551
We board a train
852
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:05,385
and we're out of town before
853
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,428
anybody knows we've even been there.
854
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,429
Yeah.
855
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:10,723
What are you shutting up about?
856
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,517
It all takes place in seven minutes.
857
00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:13,893
At the first stop, we get on the phone
858
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,812
and let them know where the money is.
859
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:16,729
Well, you know me,
860
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,481
always the first one to
tear down a goalpost,
861
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,483
or any other red-blooded college prank.
862
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,902
Please, don't talk about blood!
863
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:23,820
What else will you need?
864
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,029
A cart.
865
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:25,989
We'd have to build a cart,
866
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:27,532
just like the one we saw at Harold's Club.
867
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:28,533
Yeah.
868
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,326
And we'd need another guy.
869
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:31,160
Why?
870
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,955
Well, the plan calls for
four guys to make it work.
871
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,624
Do you think Al would go for it?
872
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,669
Not if he knew what he was doing.
873
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,922
Last couple of days, I
promise you he hasn't.
874
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,509
Do you think it would work with Al,
875
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,262
if he didn't know what was
up until the last minute?
876
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:50,263
Hm-mm.
877
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,390
You really need him?
878
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,312
It might be fun if we all did it together.
879
00:39:58,938 --> 00:39:59,689
Clear out the attic, Mother,
880
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,941
I'm having in a few friends to hide.
881
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,526
It's easier than swallowing goldfish.
882
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,320
Well, who said I want
to do that, either?
883
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:06,696
About Al.
884
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:07,530
Yeah?
885
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,032
I've got to have four guys.
886
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,533
How about Spiegy?
887
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:12,911
You got Al.
888
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:15,580
Spiegy, shew!
889
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,059
The Ancient Mariner.
890
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:37,644
Ah, very funny.
891
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,770
What are you doing here, Brick?
892
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:39,896
I thought you were packing.
893
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,314
How's Kay doing?
894
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:42,273
Oh, fine, fine.
895
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,400
Took three encores tonight.
896
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,528
And she'll be out of the
shower in five minutes.
897
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,113
You're getting to be a
regular night-club Johnny,
898
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,031
aren't you?
899
00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:51,407
Yeah, I like it.
900
00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:54,035
Listen, the guys insist you come along.
901
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:55,286
Vacation starts tomorrow.
902
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,454
We go to Reno a couple of days
903
00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:58,289
and then up to Ronnie's ranch.
904
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,041
Why drive all that distance?
905
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:03,211
Well, everybody gets their
own private monogrammed turkey.
906
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,921
Maybe we win a couple
of dollars at roulette.
907
00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,049
Hm, I can have more fun right here.
908
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:10,677
You know, it might do you
909
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,845
and Kay some good not to see
each other for a week or so.
910
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:17,016
You know the old gag about
absence makes the something.
911
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:20,061
Yeah, I know that old gag.
912
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,938
Brick, this year we're stuffing our turkey
913
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,315
with dressing rooms, not dressing.
914
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:37,996
Who is it?
915
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:41,874
Why?
916
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,669
No reason, except
I'm just out of the shower.
917
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,798
You know, I never told you,
918
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:51,426
but I used to have a job
in a ladies' Turkish bath.
919
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,011
Hey, what about those Turkish women?
920
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:53,845
Pretty cute?
921
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,305
Yeah, but they all had Turkish men.
922
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:57,932
Oh, you do get the
bad breaks, don't you?
923
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,476
Hm-mm, you know, a soap opera is a fast,
924
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,562
funny musical compared to my life.
925
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:07,775
However, there are moments
926
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,570
I wouldn't trade for mountains of uranium.
927
00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:15,491
You know, I've been doing
a lot of thinking about us.
928
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,161
Oh, you, too?
929
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:18,995
You told me the boys invited you
930
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,288
to go along with them to Reno
931
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:22,415
over the Thanksgiving holidays.
932
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,292
Yeah, Brick's outside
now trying to sign me on.
933
00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:25,877
You know, why they should want me
934
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:28,171
with my sad face is
more than I can figure.
935
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,466
You know, I was thinking
936
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:33,885
that if you went along with them
937
00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:34,969
and we didn't see each other
938
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,721
until after you got back,
939
00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:41,517
I just thought that it
would give us a week
940
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,061
to get away from each other
941
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,898
and just kind of think things over.
942
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,191
Sure.
943
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,905
Don't get sore, Al.
944
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:54,739
It's just that
945
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:56,032
when we're together I can't--
- Look,
946
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:57,366
you don't have to explain anything to me.
947
00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,744
You can see or not see anybody you want.
948
00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:00,661
It's only a week, Al.
949
00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,497
It's not the seven long
miserable days, baby.
950
00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,749
It's the fact that you still
have to think up trick gimmicks
951
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:06,459
to find out whether
you're in love with me.
952
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:07,710
It isn't that.
953
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:08,586
I know I'm in love with you.
- Do you?
954
00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:09,629
Well, then maybe when
we're talking about love
955
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,381
we're talking about two different things.
956
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:13,841
Maybe we're not.
957
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,259
In my book, it means consideration
958
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,260
for the feelings of the person
959
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:17,095
you're supposed to be in love with!
960
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:17,929
Have you noticed
my feelings lately?
961
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:18,805
They're pretty well beat.
962
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,723
You feel real sorry
for yourself, don't you?
963
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,016
No, I don't feel sorry for myself.
964
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:23,434
I feel sorry for you.
965
00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:26,896
You just can't make up your mind, can you?
966
00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:29,107
- Al.
- What?
967
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:34,821
Let's forget what I said.
968
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,490
Maybe it was a lousy idea at that.
969
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,117
No, maybe it's a good idea.
970
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:40,326
Anyway, let's give it a try.
971
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,453
It can't get any worse,
as far as I'm concerned.
972
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:45,206
Look, we don't have to
decide anything this minute.
973
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,374
I'll give you a call later.
974
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,835
No, don't, maybe,
maybe we can get together
975
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,711
after Thanksgiving if we still want to,
976
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,630
and you can make up your mind.
977
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:53,798
Al, please.
978
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:04,016
Let's get out of here.
979
00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,017
Sure.
980
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:06,811
When are you leaving for Reno?
981
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:07,937
In the morning.
982
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,897
Okay, the sooner, the better.
983
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:18,281
Hey, Al.
984
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:19,157
- Yeah?
- There's a cream cheese
985
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:19,991
looking for you.
986
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:22,201
She's downstairs, said it's urgent.
987
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,035
She wanted to come up,
988
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,745
but I told her it was against the.
989
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:27,748
The house rules.
990
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:31,544
Thanks, Larry.
991
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,719
Would there be any room
in there for my things?
992
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,304
I don't know.
993
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:42,722
It depends on where you're going.
994
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,934
I hear they marry
people in a hurry in Reno.
995
00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:50,271
I have a friend who's going there.
996
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:57,153
If what you've been going through is
997
00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,989
anything like what I've
been going through,
998
00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:02,366
then I'm marrying the
toughest guy in the world.
999
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:07,121
You're absolutely sure now?
1000
00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:10,291
I tell you, I've been boiled in oil,
1001
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,751
and I know what I'm doing.
1002
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,469
Well, I know I should
get discreetly out of here,
1003
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,012
but I'm going to stay and watch.
1004
00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:23,846
We're getting married.
1005
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,139
Mm-hm.
1006
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,682
Hey, I said we're getting married.
1007
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:27,516
Yeah, I heard you.
1008
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:30,436
I was just wondering if I should
sing something appropriate.
1009
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,064
- Easy, boy, easy.
- There, that'll ruin you
1010
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:34,649
for all other men.
1011
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,234
Well, I think you two are
going to like marriage.
1012
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:37,526
I've heard it described as something like
1013
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,487
tennis played with 40-millimeter cannons.
1014
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,280
No, that's before you get married.
1015
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:42,448
Oh, I see.
1016
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,449
Say, I wonder if Ronnie would mind
1017
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:44,951
giving us a lift as far as Reno?
1018
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,994
We'll leave you fast enough after that.
1019
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:47,995
Well.
1020
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:49,580
Well, never mind, we'll catch a train.
1021
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,040
Come on, I'll take you home.
1022
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:55,044
Hey, wait a minute.
1023
00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:55,878
You're going to need money
1024
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,046
like you never needed money before.
1025
00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:58,297
Like you never dreamed of.
1026
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,383
And this child is not going
to travel alone with you
1027
00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:02,510
until you've done the right thing, by her.
1028
00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,054
Old Brick is gonna see that
he doesn't get away from you
1029
00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:07,056
now that he's ruined you!
1030
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:08,891
Thank you, old Brick.
1031
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:09,684
Hey, won't it be great on a honeymoon
1032
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:11,686
with just the five of us?
1033
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:12,520
We'll see you, Brick.
1034
00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:14,063
- Good night.
- Good night.
1035
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,142
♪ Time and time I stroke those tresses ♪
1036
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,311
♪ In the years long since going by ♪
1037
00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,229
♪ Now I find them everywhere ♪
1038
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:58,190
♪ In the butter and in the pie ♪
1039
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:02,570
♪ Pickle, diddle, di, do, dum, dum ♪
1040
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,325
Down with three!
1041
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:09,243
Next time, gin, one.
1042
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,287
Oh, think you're pretty smart, huh?
1043
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:16,250
Haven't seen you look so
sharp since Tokyo, buddy.
1044
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,585
Look sharp, be sharp!
1045
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:22,673
Hey, you warned Ronnie
about the chance he's taking?
1046
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,216
Chance, what chance?
1047
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,051
You know they're going to
1048
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,844
throw the book at you if you're caught.
1049
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,554
What are you talking about?
1050
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,057
Well, riding back here,
it's against the law.
1051
00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:33,184
Oh, well, we just won't tell the cops
1052
00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:34,894
what we're doing, that's all.
1053
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,896
Okay by me, it's your funeral.
1054
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:38,522
Hey, you hungry?
1055
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:39,607
Starved.
1056
00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:40,441
What do you say we stop
1057
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:42,068
in the next town and get a bite to eat?
1058
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,736
Oh, when we're so
completely self-sufficient?
1059
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,029
Everything we need is right here.
1060
00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:47,490
Food, gas and oil, water, you name it.
1061
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:50,409
Yeah, we figured on getting
you two to Reno non-stop.
1062
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:52,995
Come on, Brick, let's eat.
1063
00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:53,996
Right.
1064
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:57,917
Complete down to the red, rough hands.
1065
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,799
Where'd you get the cart, Ronnie?
1066
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:07,676
I built it, electric torch,
book of instructions.
1067
00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,763
Tom Swift and His
Radioactive Uncle, you know.
1068
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:11,597
I didn't know
1069
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,349
you could do anything like that, Ronnie.
1070
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:15,851
Not a bad job, either.
1071
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:18,729
Pretty nice along the seams.
1072
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:21,190
Al, here are your sandwiches.
1073
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,569
It's something I designed for Dad's ranch.
1074
00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:27,446
I've seen a cart like
that somewhere before.
1075
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,198
I can't remember where.
1076
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,700
I'll trade you.
1077
00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:32,660
Okay
1078
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,570
♪ Hmm, hmm ♪
1079
00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:10,197
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
1080
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:13,826
♪ Da, da, dum ♪
1081
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:17,121
♪ I went out of my way ♪
1082
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:22,001
♪ To get in the way of love ♪
1083
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:26,297
♪ But I'm not sorry ♪
1084
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:30,551
♪ Even a little bit ♪
1085
00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:34,430
♪ 'Cause I discovered ♪
1086
00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:39,602
♪ The joy was worth the pain of it ♪
1087
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:43,481
♪ I went out of my mind ♪
1088
00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:48,652
♪ When you stopped being kind and gentle ♪
1089
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,947
♪ And I laughed when I thought ♪
1090
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:57,119
♪ You're just being temperamental ♪
1091
00:49:57,786 --> 00:50:02,333
♪ Till it's ancient history to you ♪
1092
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:06,295
♪ I've kept a memory or two ♪
1093
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:09,173
♪ I used to go out of my way ♪
1094
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:13,677
♪ To be out of this world with you ♪
1095
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,389
Now, is this what you've been
yapping about for so long?
1096
00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,308
Just about.
1097
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,851
You know, I must've been batty
1098
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:22,102
to be scared about us.
1099
00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,314
Well, you were young.
1100
00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:28,400
We'll change all that.
1101
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:32,071
I was young, happy,
successful at my work,
1102
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:33,948
and now you're taking me out of all this.
1103
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,324
Well, sometimes a little misery
1104
00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:37,201
and poverty is character building.
1105
00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:41,789
That's what I want to
build first, character.
1106
00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:46,377
Don't miss a one of them, Roy.
1107
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:48,754
We can't leave a single
print inside this trailer.
1108
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,256
What happens if we do?
1109
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,550
Then this rig can be traced back to us.
1110
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:53,384
What happens if someone
1111
00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:54,843
in Harold's Club starts shooting?
1112
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:55,719
You know, with guns?
1113
00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,388
I told you, no guns.
1114
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,889
Yeah, but you didn't tell them.
1115
00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:01,016
This plan is absolutely foolproof.
1116
00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:02,768
He's a genius, if he says it is, it is.
1117
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,437
You know, they charge
double fares for bodies.
1118
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:06,605
What do you mean by that?
1119
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:07,523
Just that.
1120
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:10,526
A body has to have two
tickets on a train or plane.
1121
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,320
There's a regulation about it somewhere.
1122
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,282
There's an example of
real positive thinking.
1123
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,492
Listen, let's get
serious a minute, Ronnie.
1124
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,202
All of us within the next 24 hours
1125
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:21,370
could be lying on a dirty floor
1126
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:22,913
surrounded by cigarette butts,
1127
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,915
staring up at a ring of strange faces
1128
00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,625
with bullet holes in our heads.
1129
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,919
Just wipe the cards and relax.
1130
00:51:31,005 --> 00:51:31,964
I've just rubbed this queen of spades
1131
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,966
so hard I've turned her into a jack.
1132
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:36,260
We'll pull off the road up ahead.
1133
00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:38,053
It's good and dark outside.
1134
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:39,722
Brick, you bury all that stuff.
1135
00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:42,266
Break the glass jugs
and scatter the pieces.
1136
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:43,392
When do these go on?
1137
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:46,145
When we stop, I'll take care of that.
1138
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:48,272
Roy, your job is to keep Al and Kay busy
1139
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:49,940
while we handle everything here.
1140
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,275
Keep them busy?
1141
00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:54,028
I never saw two busier
people in my whole life.
1142
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,571
They haven't stopped once!
1143
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,119
What are your folks
going to say about this?
1144
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,621
It's been the ambition
of the whole family
1145
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:07,249
to get somebody in good-looking
enough to answer the door.
1146
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,628
And what do the others do
while I'm answering the door?
1147
00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:13,505
Oh, they peek out
from behind the curtain
1148
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,007
and look at you.
1149
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:20,012
Hey, you trying for some
insurance money or something?
1150
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,266
I just lost all my shame for a minute.
1151
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:27,102
Well, don't go looking for it.
1152
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,649
You know, you're a nut, but I love you.
1153
00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:03,389
Harold's Club!
1154
00:53:05,724 --> 00:53:07,476
Sure, that's what it looks like.
1155
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:09,395
You're right.
1156
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,480
It looks like a dead ringer, doesn't it?
1157
00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:13,649
Glad
to meet you, mister.
1158
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,776
Hope I don't have to kill you.
1159
00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,111
You louse this deal, Jack,
1160
00:53:17,403 --> 00:53:19,863
I'll gut you and shoot my way out of here.
1161
00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:20,781
What's the pitch?
1162
00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:22,366
Brilliant, isn't it?
1163
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:23,409
Now watch!
1164
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,455
Yeah,
Jack, you getting this?
1165
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:29,665
Get going!
1166
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:31,542
What is it?
1167
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:32,376
I don't know.
1168
00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:34,086
It's the greatest hoax of the century.
1169
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:35,838
As nefarious as Fu Manchu
1170
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,923
and as practical as a zipper.
1171
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,717
It's a way to hold up
Harold's Club in Reno
1172
00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:42,219
and get away with it, a perfect crime.
1173
00:53:44,096 --> 00:53:46,140
Did you know about this, Brick?
1174
00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:48,517
Yeah, sure, I knew about it.
1175
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,769
Yeah, you set him up for it, huh?
1176
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,771
No, it's his own idea, not mine.
1177
00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,650
Well, there's no harm done yet.
1178
00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:57,776
At least you haven't broken any laws
1179
00:53:58,068 --> 00:53:58,652
as far as I can see,
1180
00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:00,362
but you're trying hard for a cell block
1181
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:01,947
and your varsity number.
1182
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,699
Ronnie, how could you
dream up such a thing?
1183
00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,325
I don't know what everyone's
getting so excited about.
1184
00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:06,827
I've just come up with the greatest idea
1185
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,203
since the bikini bathing suit
1186
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:09,621
and you treat me like a hardened criminal.
1187
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:10,456
All right.
1188
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,082
Let's pull this rig over
to the side of the road.
1189
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:13,208
Okay, Al.
1190
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,089
All right, honey.
1191
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,633
You stay here in the
trailer with Ronnie there.
1192
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,154
How could you let these kids fool around
1193
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:43,739
with anything this stupid, Brick?
1194
00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:44,656
Oh, you know how Roy is,
1195
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:47,284
he'll go along with anything for laughs.
1196
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:50,162
But Ronnie's gone to a lot
of trouble and expense.
1197
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:53,207
He's worked out a plan, great plan.
1198
00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:54,958
He really could rob
Harold's Club, you know?
1199
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,001
Yeah, I know, he could do anything.
1200
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,377
But how about you?
1201
00:54:57,669 --> 00:54:58,212
Me?
1202
00:54:58,504 --> 00:54:59,046
Yeah, you.
1203
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,047
I'm dead serious.
1204
00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:01,924
Come on, let's quit horsing each other.
1205
00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,884
Don't talk down to me, Al.
1206
00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:05,594
I don't feel a fit coming on or anything.
1207
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:06,845
I'm as cool as a trench knife.
1208
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,013
I'm not talking down to you.
1209
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,057
Just tell me about it.
1210
00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:12,392
All right, any guy who
wants to lead himself
1211
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:14,061
a quiet, peaceful, uneventful life
1212
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:15,354
picked the wrong time to get born.
1213
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,606
Sure, sure, you had it tough, so did I.
1214
00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:19,983
But we made it back, that evens things up.
1215
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,485
No, it doesn't.
1216
00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:23,195
I did a lot of brain-beating
in that hospital.
1217
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:25,656
I got it figured out,
I figured it this way.
1218
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,367
A guy's got to have a little
money to call his own.
1219
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:29,660
Every time I thought I
could make ends meet,
1220
00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:31,203
some joker came along
and moved the ends out.
1221
00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:32,162
Well, no more.
1222
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:33,413
I'm gonna do anything to get what I want.
1223
00:55:33,705 --> 00:55:34,540
Keep talking, keep talking.
1224
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,416
I'm not going to graduate
this year or any year!
1225
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,376
You know it, and I know it.
1226
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:38,252
Sure you'll graduate.
1227
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:39,378
We'll help pull you through.
1228
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,964
No, you guys had me hanging
around your neck long enough.
1229
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:43,465
I wasn't cut out for law.
1230
00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:45,008
Well, you're not cut out
1231
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,468
for 50 years in prison, either.
1232
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,262
Look, I've already had my lost years.
1233
00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:50,097
You realize there are guys our age
1234
00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:51,098
that are in practice already?
1235
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:52,266
You're not thinking straight, Brick.
1236
00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:53,809
You better get yourself
back to that hospital fast.
1237
00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:56,186
How much money you got in
your pocket, right now, huh?
1238
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,020
How much you think you're gonna have
1239
00:55:57,312 --> 00:55:58,814
a year after you get out of school?
1240
00:55:59,106 --> 00:55:59,940
10, 20, 50 bucks?
1241
00:56:00,232 --> 00:56:01,358
Ronnie's cooked up a sure thing.
1242
00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:02,234
You're both wrong!
1243
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,318
We can be in and out of that club
1244
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,487
in six minutes tonight,
Al, with a fortune.
1245
00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:08,490
Tonight, Al, tonight you can
have 50,000 bucks, maybe.
1246
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:09,324
You and Kay could live
1247
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:10,158
high on the hog on that.
- I hear words
1248
00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:11,618
and they don't make sense.
1249
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:13,996
We're counting on you.
1250
00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:16,039
Counting on me?
1251
00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:17,708
Sure, I figured it right down the line.
1252
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,418
Just like old times, Al.
1253
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,879
Look, Brick, you saved my life once.
1254
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,964
I'm grateful to you for that.
1255
00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:25,799
I'm going to help you.
1256
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:27,593
We're going over to that
trailer, get that cart out
1257
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,636
and shove it over right down there.
1258
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:30,679
Then we're going in to Reno
1259
00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:32,890
and forget we ever had this conversation.
1260
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:35,225
Al.
1261
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:36,226
Yeah?
1262
00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,229
You know, when you first
decided to bring Kay along,
1263
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,189
it kind of worried me.
1264
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:43,233
Now I can see how it's going to help.
1265
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,195
You leave Kay out of this, Brick.
1266
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:48,196
Know why?
1267
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,033
I got a part in the hold-up tor her, too.
1268
00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:52,242
She's going to drive the car.
1269
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:55,537
Ooh.
1270
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:01,043
Hey, only got one punch for me, old buddy?
1271
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,669
Don't push me, Brick.
1272
00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:08,342
You involve Kay in anything,
I'm going to kill you.
1273
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:11,678
Hey, that'd boost your legal career
1274
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,347
real good, wouldn't it?
1275
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:14,556
Every law firm in the country would
1276
00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,224
want you for a junior partner.
1277
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:17,684
You're really sick.
1278
00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:22,022
Ronnie, go in that trailer
1279
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,857
and bring that cart out here!
1280
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:24,858
Al!
1281
00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,154
No guns, Brick, the deal was no guns.
1282
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:29,988
Now this is the way it works.
1283
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,324
You three stay inside the trailer.
1284
00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:34,117
Give me the trailer key, Ronnie.
1285
00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:36,370
Come on, toss it.
1286
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,463
Okay, you'll stay in deep
freeze till we get to Reno.
1287
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:47,881
My old buddy here is gonna drive.
1288
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,007
He has to rehearse his part,
1289
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,634
so he'll know what he's doing
when we get to Harold's Club.
1290
00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:52,094
You won't get
away with this, Brick.
1291
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:53,845
Gun or no gun.
1292
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:57,641
Yes, I will, you want to know why?
1293
00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:00,769
Cause your only chance of
getting out of this thing alive
1294
00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:03,146
is to pull it off and get away clean.
1295
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:04,147
You're worse off than I thought.
1296
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,316
You ought to be back in that psycho ward.
1297
00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:07,776
Psycho ward!
1298
00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:08,610
Yeah, that's right.
1299
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:09,820
I should've told you guys before.
1300
00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,571
- Shut up!
- That's where he--
1301
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:15,033
Look at the evidence, Counselor.
1302
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,661
Who bought the trailer and
the car you're riding in?
1303
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:18,912
Ronnie.
1304
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:20,747
Used a phony name and address.
1305
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:25,127
And the license plates don't
go with this rig, either.
1306
00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,129
Roy bought the groceries.
1307
00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:28,755
He helped Ronnie to build the cart, too.
1308
00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:31,216
And that's Ronnie's voice you
heard on the tape recorder.
1309
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:32,217
Is that right?
1310
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,557
You and Kay just came
along for the ride,
1311
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:41,268
but who's gonna believe it
was just to get married?
1312
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,894
You're part of a gang, Al.
1313
00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:45,439
He hasn't done anything.
1314
00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:47,482
The police aren't going to believe that.
1315
00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:48,817
I'll take my chances.
1316
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,611
Maybe you don't read me.
1317
00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:54,072
If you guys don't back me up,
1318
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,450
I'm going to rob Harold's
Club all by myself.
1319
00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:59,453
You couldn't, Brick, not by yourself.
1320
00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:02,289
Well, then I'll say it again slowly,
1321
00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:03,832
so you'll understand.
1322
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:08,420
I am going to rob Harold's
Club with or without you guys.
1323
00:59:09,421 --> 00:59:11,673
And I'm going to use the gimmick
that you figured, Ronnie.
1324
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:14,301
They'll follow you
around like Lady Godiva.
1325
00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:16,428
Well, you'd better pray I make it.
1326
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,262
Cause if I get caught,
1327
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,222
I'm going to drag you all in with me.
1328
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:23,060
Go on, get in
the back like he says.
1329
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:24,978
Now you're thinking straight, Al.
1330
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:29,232
Oh, I want that cart moved up
in the back seat of the car
1331
00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:30,067
where I can watch it,
1332
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:32,903
and cover it up with a blanket.
1333
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:33,987
Come on, move!
1334
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,875
And then you walk up to
the guy with the cart, see?
1335
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:50,337
And you say, I guess
you don't remember me.
1336
00:59:50,629 --> 00:59:51,588
Mr. Gunderson introduced us,
1337
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,215
but that was a long time ago.
1338
00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:57,969
Oh, look, Al.
1339
00:59:58,970 --> 00:59:59,971
You play this through with me,
1340
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,099
you're not going to get in any trouble.
1341
01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:04,726
You were forced into a crime.
1342
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,937
Now, even I can defend you on that.
1343
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:09,022
I should've sent you
back to that hospital
1344
01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:11,733
the night you clobbered
that kid at the club.
1345
01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,319
I'm not going back there, Al.
1346
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:16,113
I wouldn't have gone back there then
1347
01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,281
and I'm not going back now, either.
1348
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,120
I'll do anything to keep
from going back there, Al.
1349
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:25,580
Anything, you get that?
1350
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:29,334
This is the best way
I know to get there.
1351
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:30,502
After I get that money,
1352
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:33,880
I'm going to put a million miles
between me and the doctors.
1353
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:38,552
I can't live with that place
hanging over my head, Al.
1354
01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:39,928
You think I like holding a gun on you?
1355
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:41,263
You think I like that?
1356
01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:43,682
You're the only guy ever
meant anything to me.
1357
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:44,724
But I'll cut you down, Al.
1358
01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:46,935
Even you, I'll cut you down
if you try to stop me, see?
1359
01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:48,687
You've made that point enough.
1360
01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:52,232
You think I'm crummy, don't you?
1361
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:54,734
No, I don't think you're crummy.
1362
01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:55,986
I know you're sick.
1363
01:00:57,946 --> 01:00:59,739
Not sick enough to let you stop me.
1364
01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,368
I'm not going to stop you, Brick.
1365
01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:05,036
I'm gonna help you,
1366
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,329
because I don't want a
lot of innocent people
1367
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:07,164
to get messed up.
1368
01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:08,832
You kill anyone, I'd feel responsible.
1369
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:10,041
Al, Al, I--
1370
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,334
Shut up, shut up!
1371
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,547
I'm liable to get sick myself.
1372
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,084
Kay, take this.
1373
01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:56,671
Why?
1374
01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:59,007
In 65 seconds, Brick will stop.
1375
01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,801
He'll unhitch the trailer and abandon it.
1376
01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:04,429
30 seconds later, we'll
walk into Harold's Club.
1377
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,973
Exactly six minutes later, we'll come out.
1378
01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,392
An eastbound train
leaves one minute later.
1379
01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:10,560
Ronnie figures we can walk from the club
1380
01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:12,312
to the station in 15 seconds.
1381
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,522
We'll board
her just as she rolls out.
1382
01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:18,735
Why are you telling me this?
1383
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,195
I know how Brick thinks.
1384
01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:23,740
My job is to drop the
cart at the alley entrance
1385
01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:25,867
three minutes and 15
seconds after Al, Brick
1386
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,577
and Roy enter the club.
1387
01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:29,704
Then I park the car in Harold's garage.
1388
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,957
No one will notice it
there for a day or two.
1389
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:32,791
You don't think Brick's going to let you
1390
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,709
out of his sight now, do you?
1391
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:37,796
No, but he will trust Kay.
1392
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:38,797
The minute he turns his head,
1393
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,049
I'm going to yell for the
first policeman [see.
1394
01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,302
Not if you want Al alive.
1395
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,054
Brick would kill him for sure.
1396
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:50,809
Take this.
1397
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:55,021
You have six minutes to
deliver the cart, park the car
1398
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:57,107
and buy three tickets at the depot.
1399
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:58,149
Three tickets?
1400
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,194
Brick and I won't be going back.
1401
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,030
Now, don't talk like that, Ronnie.
1402
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:06,950
Listen, maybe Kay is right,
maybe she could get the cops
1403
01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:08,118
and they could surround the place.
1404
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:09,619
No, it's too late, Roy.
1405
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:11,288
And they couldn't get Al clear of Brick.
1406
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:14,582
Cross Brick now and he'd
turn into a shooting maniac.
1407
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,626
He'd mow us down, and that's not all.
1408
01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:20,422
He'd kill a lot of innocent
people before they stopped him.
1409
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:21,256
No, we've got to wait
1410
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:24,134
and let the professionals
catch him, after the hold-up.
1411
01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:27,387
It'll all be over in seven minutes.
1412
01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:34,019
It wasn't just a stunt, Roy.
1413
01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:35,603
I wanted to see it work.
1414
01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:38,481
And I want to see it work right now.
1415
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,567
I don't mean for the money or anything,
1416
01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:43,653
but just to know I was able to do it.
1417
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:17,187
All right, bring out the cowboy outfits.
1418
01:04:20,607 --> 01:04:21,441
Unhitch it.
1419
01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:31,034
Come on, start putting that stuff on.
1420
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:46,007
All right, 25 seconds.
1421
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,759
I'm going to say this once, Kay.
1422
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:50,387
Ronnie's supposed to deliver the cart
1423
01:04:50,678 --> 01:04:51,721
to the back entrance of Harold's Club
1424
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:54,557
three minutes and 15
seconds after we enter.
1425
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,769
Then he's supposed to park
the car in Harold's garage.
1426
01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,479
Now, this is a change of plans.
1427
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,316
Ronnie's going to stay
with me and you do his job.
1428
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:05,360
Drive the car, follow us.
1429
01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:08,113
I'll point out the spot
for you to leave the cart.
1430
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:10,573
The garage is across the
tracks from the club.
1431
01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:13,201
And if the cart isn't there three minutes
1432
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:16,538
and 15 seconds after we
enter, on the button,
1433
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:18,832
I'm gonna kill Al.
1434
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:22,544
I thought I told you
to leave her out of this.
1435
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:25,672
You put your beards on.
1436
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:30,552
Okay, time.
1437
01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:34,556
Make up your mind, Kay, we're rolling.
1438
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:36,558
Six minutes after we get into
Harold's Club, we'll be out.
1439
01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:38,810
You'll see a train, get on it.
1440
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,438
We'll enter different
cars and meet you later.
1441
01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:43,857
Ronnie's going to buy
the tickets on the train.
1442
01:05:48,194 --> 01:05:49,404
All right, Al, you decide.
1443
01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:54,576
Al, he's insane, do what he says!
1444
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:36,743
Let's move.
1445
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:41,998
On
the line, shoot it new.
1446
01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:43,500
First to pass.
1447
01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:44,667
Here we go now.
1448
01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:45,793
Come out with a winner.
1449
01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:47,295
You're next, eh.
1450
01:06:49,047 --> 01:06:51,424
Stand behind the line now.
1451
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:52,425
Get back.
1452
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,891
9:40 tonight, hanging on, hanging on.
1453
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:05,813
Five and four now, sir.
1454
01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:06,898
Good night.
1455
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:08,024
Hi!
1456
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:08,858
Oh, hi!
1457
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:11,444
I guess you don't remember me.
1458
01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:12,987
Mr. Gunderson introduced us.
1459
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:15,073
Well, you meet an awful lot of people.
1460
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:15,907
Sure, sure. I know,
1461
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,825
but I wanted to talk
to you, it's important.
1462
01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:20,078
If you could spare a second.
1463
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:21,079
Oh?
1464
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,122
Don't turn your head too quickly,
1465
01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:25,291
but if you look over your right shoulder,
1466
01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:26,417
you'll see a man.
1467
01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:33,091
What about him?
1468
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,259
Well, that man's my partner.
1469
01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,219
He's got a gun pointed at your back.
1470
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:40,807
You make the wrong move in the
next second, he'll kill you.
1471
01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:42,308
You getting it?
1472
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,142
Same good thing.
1473
01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:44,352
Yeah, I hear you.
1474
01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:45,687
No, don't look up there, look at me.
1475
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:51,442
Seven winner, main line.
1476
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,528
I know they're watching us up there.
1477
01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:57,073
Right about now you'd
better start smiling.
1478
01:07:58,366 --> 01:07:59,951
Look at me and smile.
1479
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:03,454
This is a friendly conversation,
in case anybody's watching.
1480
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:04,455
Smile.
1481
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:07,584
You can do better than that.
1482
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:10,962
Same Shooter.
1483
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:12,130
All right.
1484
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:14,757
What are we going to do now?
1485
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,634
Well, you're gonna push your cart
1486
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,886
down to the blackjack table
at the head of the stairs
1487
01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:20,638
right next to the dealer
1488
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,182
and ask her to keep an eye on it for you.
1489
01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:25,226
But she'll think that's
funny if I do that.
1490
01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:26,728
Oh, she'll think it's funny,
but she'll do it anyway,
1491
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,229
because you asked her to.
1492
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:29,689
And while we're walking down there,
1493
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:31,816
you keep looking at us and smiling.
1494
01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:35,028
Get going.
1495
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,127
Keep an eye on this for me.
1496
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:52,879
Okay
1497
01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,218
Got enough, Jesse?
1498
01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:00,928
That's all yours.
1499
01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:02,805
- Wow.
- Next shooter.
1500
01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:05,016
Coming
out on the line here.
1501
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:05,850
Don't look at the ceiling.
1502
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,518
Just go out there to the alley.
1503
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:11,147
Smile, keep smiling.
1504
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:19,697
Uh, sorry, we're working in here.
1505
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:20,782
- But we--
- You'll have to use
1506
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:22,075
the Virginia Street entrance.
1507
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:22,909
But we gamble - That's the only
1508
01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:24,452
- there every day.
- Entrance that's open.
1509
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:34,253
Give him that cigarette.
1510
01:09:34,545 --> 01:09:35,838
You yell for help and we'll run.
1511
01:09:36,130 --> 01:09:37,840
You'll save your boss a little money,
1512
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,010
but just before we run,
I'm going to kill you.
1513
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,359
That's right, that's a duplicate.
1514
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,361
You're gonna push that
into the money room,
1515
01:09:58,653 --> 01:10:00,196
just like it's your regular cart.
1516
01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,533
Stuff the bills in there.
1517
01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:06,369
No silver, just bills.
1518
01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:08,121
All you say is the boss wanted the money.
1519
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:10,289
He sent you to get it,
and he wants it quick.
1520
01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:12,291
Anybody wants to know why, you don't know
1521
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:14,377
and you don't care.
1522
01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:16,295
Then you tie the sack up,
put it on top of the cart
1523
01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,172
and push it right back here.
1524
01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:19,257
You got that?
1525
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:20,717
Sure.
1526
01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:22,885
I guess you're wondering
why you ought to do this,
1527
01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:24,762
once you're inside, huh?
1528
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,515
Well, it had crossed my mind.
1529
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,476
Meet the other member of our group.
1530
01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:34,939
Glad
to meet you, mister.
1531
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:37,150
Hope I don't have to kill you.
1532
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:39,777
See, you're going to have
company in the cash room,
1533
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:42,196
our little friend in the cart.
1534
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:43,948
You're going to wheel
him in there with you
1535
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,450
and then out again.
1536
01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:48,077
Wonder why?
1537
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:50,496
Tell him why, Charlie.
1538
01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,751
Guy in there's 5 feet tall,
no bigger than most jockeys.
1539
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:57,628
He's served time, I won't say where.
1540
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,881
He's out, because he escaped.
1541
01:11:00,173 --> 01:11:01,841
He says he'll never serve time again.
1542
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,301
You
louse this deal, Jack,
1543
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,845
I'll gut you and shoot my way out of here.
1544
01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:06,679
See, he's going to watch you
1545
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,639
all the time through these louvers.
1546
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:09,807
The top isn't fastened down.
1547
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:13,227
All he has to do is stand
up and he's shooting at you.
1548
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:14,270
Got that?
1549
01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:15,229
Yeah, Jack!
1550
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,648
You getting this?
1551
01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:18,691
Yeah.
1552
01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:19,692
Get going.
1553
01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:22,069
You're due back in the vault now.
1554
01:11:22,361 --> 01:11:24,071
Don't stall on the way
and set off the alarm
1555
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:27,074
or our friend in here is
gonna have to dust you.
1556
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,888
Jackpot, I did it!
1557
01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:52,183
I hit a jackpot, I did it, I did it!
1558
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:54,977
Another
giant $1,000 jackpot!
1559
01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:56,103
Machine C408.
1560
01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:59,398
A $1,000 jackpot!
1561
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,330
Hold up.
1562
01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:17,250
Here they go.
1563
01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:02,545
You're all set.
1564
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:06,507
10 cent.
1565
01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:18,436
Having any luck?
1566
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:22,440
No, no, I won one
last time I was here.
1567
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:24,734
Of course, you'll do.
1568
01:13:28,696 --> 01:13:30,990
Let's see, 10 cent machine.
1569
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:34,452
Yeah.
1570
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:35,745
Where's the quarter machine?
1571
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:38,581
They're down that way.
1572
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:40,249
Okay, good luck.
1573
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:43,794
Ah, clear.
1574
01:13:52,887 --> 01:13:54,221
Now
dices are coming on out,
1575
01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,641
coming right out on the
old come out drawer.
1576
01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:57,767
Come out on even.
1577
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:08,903
Standing on the main line.
1578
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:10,321
Here you are, 99 in your hand.
1579
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:12,073
Fine, that's fine.
1580
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:13,366
- Huh?
- Can't believe this thing.
1581
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,078
Your coin?
1582
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,122
What's your name?
1583
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,877
- Going?
- I think I won one last time.
1584
01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:26,212
You got to go.
1585
01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,219
Now, look, Eric.
1586
01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:35,930
We're going to pick up a bag
now and go outside the door.
1587
01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:38,557
We're going to a car we got
waiting out in the alley.
1588
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:41,018
We're going to blow the horn twice.
1589
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,270
Now, the minute he hears it in there,
1590
01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:44,397
he's going to push out the sides
1591
01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:46,273
and go out the door, too.
1592
01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:47,108
Now you wait right here
1593
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,859
till you hear the horn honk twice.
1594
01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:51,028
You getting this?
1595
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:53,364
Yeah, I'm getting it.
1596
01:14:54,699 --> 01:14:56,909
Look, I've done everything
you've asked me to.
1597
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,413
I don't want him getting
wild at the last minute.
1598
01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:05,167
Just follow instructions and
nobody's going to get hurt.
1599
01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,878
He's not going to shoot
anybody he doesn't have to.
1600
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:14,719
Look out!
1601
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:16,137
There's a man with a gun In there!
1602
01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:24,895
Brick, this has gone far enough.
1603
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,412
I'm okay.
1604
01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:05,102
Al, I've gone to the
police, I've told them!
1605
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:06,771
- Tell them to stay back.
- I've gone to the police.
1606
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:08,272
Darling, please, it's too late.
1607
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,106
- It's in their hands.
- Look, Brick
1608
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:09,940
is a real sick guy
1609
01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:11,150
but he's not gonna hurt
anybody unless he's crowded.
1610
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,443
Now, tell them to stay back
1611
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:13,944
and give me a chance with him.
1612
01:16:14,236 --> 01:16:15,154
Tell them!
1613
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,853
Hey, mister, did you see a big fellow
1614
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:30,104
come by here carrying a bag?
1615
01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:31,105
Nope.
1616
01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:35,818
Sorry, sir, no people, just cars.
1617
01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:37,611
Look, I've got to find this guy.
1618
01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:40,656
Look, buster, sorry,
no people, just cars.
1619
01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:00,176
Brick!
1620
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:03,304
Brick, where are you?
1621
01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:06,473
Brick!
1622
01:18:16,483 --> 01:18:17,234
Brick!
1623
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:31,999
Please, you've got to believe me.
1624
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,918
Look, if you'll just let him alone,
1625
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:35,502
then he might be able to get him down
1626
01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:36,712
without anyone being hurt.
1627
01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,297
Look, lady, you never
know about a psycho,
1628
01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:41,133
- especially if he's got a gun.
- No, no, please.
1629
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:46,597
Stay back!
1630
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:53,812
Stop!
1631
01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:55,522
Hold it, Mac!
1632
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:23,175
Brick!
1633
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,177
It's me. Al.
1634
01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:44,780
I'm not crowding you.
1635
01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:52,079
I wouldn't crowd you, Brick.
1636
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,876
I'm going to kill you.
1637
01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:01,297
I'm going away.
1638
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,676
I thought maybe you'd
like to come with me.
1639
01:20:09,513 --> 01:20:10,639
I'm going to kill you.
1640
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,861
You remember the time you brought me in?
1641
01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:30,576
I had a hole in my side.
1642
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:35,956
The commies were shooting at you then.
1643
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,712
Do you remember the tracer bullets?
1644
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:49,970
How they lit up the snow
and made it look all red?
1645
01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:54,350
Remember?
1646
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:56,245
Just because I wanted to be a Mr. First.
1647
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:03,544
Hey.
1648
01:22:09,049 --> 01:22:10,300
And will you check his records?
1649
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:11,802
We check everything.
1650
01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:12,845
In Washington, I mean.
1651
01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:14,847
I got most of the details from her.
1652
01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,348
I'll get the rest from you.
1653
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:19,268
What's going to happen to him?
1654
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:20,352
Well, he'll have to stay
1655
01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:22,604
in the hospital this time until he's well.
1656
01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:24,398
It certainly is a terrible way
1657
01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:26,108
for you to start your marriage.
1658
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,570
You mean there's another way?
1659
01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,447
Sure is.
1660
01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:33,157
There sure is, honey.118212
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