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Hey, sir!

I brought her.

What do I look like to you?

What...?

You're a priest, aren't you?

Not correct, but not too far off. Something similar, I suppose.

Someone stole this girl's love away.

So, what do you want to do about that?

I want to...

...kill that man.

I want to kill him, deny everything about him, and be together with the one I love!

Give her the items.

You got it!

What are these...?

Really intense medicine that gives you power.

One is the treant medicine, and the other is Abaddon's...

--Oh? --Both?!

You're totally going to die!

Whoa! So intense!

If she can get over this, that'd be super intense!

I can feel overwhelming power... This is the new me!

I envy those who can change.

I'm sure change is possible-- for the world and for you.

I'm going to kill him!

"Suppose you visited an early dungeon but encountered three final bosses?"

Morning.

Oh, good morning Miss Marie. Breakfast is ready.

Mmm, still sleepy...

Feed me, Lloyd.

Huh?

Here. Ah.

What? Oh, fine, I guess...

What is this?!

There's no room to let my guard down, is there?

Saying "ah"?

How shameless.

I'm sorry to startle you. My friends came to pick me up.

Pick up?

Yes. We're going to the castle today. And...

Hunting a huge snake? A mission coming directly from the king?

Yeah. Apparently there's a new monster in a nearby dungeon.

The government wants us cadets to join too, to show off

how the kingdom can take care of security and react to emergencies.

Huh...

Dad, you idiot! Don't put Lloyd in danger!

Although it might not be dangerous for him...

I'm not great at exploring dungeons...

But I guess it's good training to become a real soldier!

I see. Be careful.

Yes!

A huge snake, huh... I hope I'll be all right...

Sir Lloyd! Isn't this exciting?

Dark dungeon, close proximity, touching hands, the passion builds...

Oh, I must protest!

Stop letting your imagination run wild.

Master is going with me, his apprentice.

Huh?! Sir Lloyd is my husband!

I'm going with him, that's final!

Quiet!

Yay! Azami Royal family! Okay! Welcomes you!

Welcome! Welcome!

Huh...

What are you doing?!

I read in a book that if everyone is nervous, it's good to start with a joke.

You know, after all the stuff that happened to me, remember?

Huh...

According to witnesses, the snake is in the lowest level.

The army, including myself, will provide security in the area around the dungeon.

But there could be other stuff going on, so keep your guard up!

Yes!

Oh, yeah, I found him. He's in a nearby dungeon, apparently.

Oh, is it the one you've been looking for? For over ten years?

Apparently he's being hunted.

I'll finish him for sure, before someone else gets to him.

Nice, nice! Real intense.

Dammit... One step too late.

I don't know what you're plotting, but I will find you, Sou!

Thank you for your help.

I'm still very green, but I will do my very best.

Oh, Sir Lloyd!

Yeah, let's work together.

Hey! He said that to me!

No. He said it to me. Our eyes met.

No! It was to me, I'm certain!

So why are you over on that side?

Wh-Why not? Guard duty is important work too!

--I thought the army was doing the guard duty... --You're scared of the giant snake.

He's scared of the giant snake.

No! As cadet of the Azami army, and as Sir Lloyd's apprentice,

I want to make sure I--

Hey! Why are you looking at me like that! I'm not scared!

Did Lloyd take off already?

I'm sure he'd be okay, but I am a bit worried...

--Good morning, Marie. --Ugh, Master!

I have a little question. Is there a dungeon nearby?

Yes, there is.

An old acquaintance might be there right now.

Show me the way.

What?!

Off we go then.

From the sky?!

Before we go to hunt the giant snake, there's something I have to make clear.

--Huh? --Huh?

Are you in love with Master?

--Huh?! --That's right!

Going on dates, demanding a massage at the hotel,

so on and so forth!

Let's hear your excuses!

Do we have to talk about this now?!

Sit straight.

Yes, sit straight! Over those bumps there, if you would please!

Why...

How do you feel about Master?

Come clean, or else I can't properly consider you a rival.

What in the... How did this happen...?

Too close!

What about the giant snake?! Lloyd already took off!

What?

Was that the giant snake?

Ouch...

Did we really just fall from that height...?

Well, I'm off then.

What about me?!

You're free to go. Take care! Bye!

What are you doing?!

Taking a shortcut.

Heading straight towards the final area like this is the Kunlun style.

I'd bet it's just her...

Whoa!

The snake?! No...

A treant!

Micona?!

Micona!

Does Micona have a treant parasite in her...?

Oh, Miss Marie!

I never even imagined I'd be able to see you in a place like this!

Same to you. What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for him. For revenge.

Huh?

She really is infested by a treant... This isn't easy, I can't deal with her alone...

Who's the person you're waiting for?

Someone who... stole my love from me.

Wait, this is a romantic talk? With Micona?

I was heartbroken, and sad...

But still... By the way, who specifically is this? If you don't mind telling me.

It's Lloyd Belladonna.

Huh...?

Wait... Lloyd took away the person Micona likes? Huh? What?

I guess a cute-looking boy like Lloyd, with his great homemaker skills,

it's natural for anyone to be attracted...

And who is the person you like...?

Who is the interloper!

That's... I can't!

Yeah, of course.

But...

I'm sorry, Miss Marie!

Huh? Wait!

Don't worry, I won't suck out your energy!

I just need you to enjoy tentacle play to get Lloyd to come!

How can I enjoy this?!

Hey, go easy on me! Or rather, let me go!

I can't! I must take on this burden with a heavy heart!

Hurry up and come, Lloyd Belladonna!

--Or not, I don't care. --Huh? What did you say?

No, Micona isn't thinking straight. It must be the treant.

Oh, Miss Marie... Miss Marie...!

Help me, Lloyd!

Miss Marie!

L-Lloyd!

I knew it, it's Miss Marie!

Dammit, why are you here, Lloyd Belladonna?

I thought you were waiting for him!

Miss Micona... Is this...?

This is the power to shut you down, Lloyd Belladonna!

You're making Miss Marie uncomfortable. Can you put it away?

Hmph.

Now fight me, Lloyd Belladonna!

Hurry up, or I'll do things to Miss Marie!

Or don't hurry, that's fine too.

Things?

For love.

Huh...?

All right. Let's do it.

Now you're talking.

I'll rip you to shreds!

There!

I have to use everything I have!

Godspeed!

Too slow!

I'll grind you down to a pulp!

Stop, Micona!

It's your fault. You took everything from me...

A normal human would be mush by now!

This happens all the time back in my hometown.

What kind of town abuses its residents like that?!

It's Kunlun.

That's a fairy tale! Stop mocking me!

Stop, Miss Riho! We aren't done talking yet!

Shut up! We'll never finish the snake hunt if I play along with you idiots!

Again...!

What is all of this?

I'm not liking the sound of that.

Is everyone okay...?

That's...!

Everyone! Stand back!

Good timing.

Oh, no!

--Sir Lloyd! --Lloyd!

Master!

Is that the giant snake?!

No, it's Miss Micona!

Huh? Why...?

You bothered to have friends, that's why you get hurt, Lloyd Belladonna!

No, that's not right...

My friends enable me to do anything!

What...?

Even if my wounds don't heal, even if I'm never going to be strong,

having my friends makes me never accept defeat!

It's what you told me before, Miss Micona, that got me thinking.

But my friends are what allowed someone as inexperienced as me to keep pushing on!

So I'm going to beat you, beat the giant snake, and work hard,

so that I can one day proudly claim to be a soldier like my friends!

--Lloyd... --Master...

Sir Lloyd...

Lloyd...

Shut up! Your words, your existence, everything! I will deny it all!

Lloyd Belladonna!

It's collapsing.

To the corridor!

Looks like you're out of tricks!

I'll finish you off now.

This is the end, Lloyd Belladonna!

Those were my words, Miss Micona. I will end this.

What...

Here we go!

That's impossible!

This is goodbye!

It's over...

Lloyd...!

Lloyd!

You did it, Sir Lloyd!

Impressive as always, Master.

Yes, indeed, that was quite a battle.

You totally woke me up from my slumber.

My, how you've grown, Lloyd! I'm surprised!

Um... Have we met?

You don't remember? I guess that's to be expected.

You were only this big.

Wait... Are you the giant snake?

Oh, I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself.

My name is Vritra. I serve as the guardian beast of Kunlun.

Kunlun?!

I mainly protect magical seals and maintain Alka's powers.

Wait, Master's powers?

But why are you here?

Wait, you haven't heard? I assumed you would be told...

You know, that's so typical of her...

That loli grandma!

Like the time she tried to make an apron out of my skin!

She used Excalibur to carve the skin off of my back!

I'm the guardian beast!

Obviously, I lost my patience with her! Blown to bits, actually!

I'm sorry. That was unbecoming of me.

So you're a victim too...

Wait, so who gave Micona the treant...?

That would be me.

Boy, what do I look like to you?

A bad man... I think.

I see... So you're the one...

Boy!

Do you seek to become a hero?!

A hero who works tirelessly to fight evil and bring smiles to people's faces?!

That's why I became a soldier.

Then you must...

I found you, Sou!

Sou...?

You haven't changed, Alka.

Calm down. We have a familiar face around.

Familiar?!

Vritra! What are you doing here?!

Isn't there something else you should say...?

Um... Long time no see?

You don't remember what you did to me?!

That's the kind of person she is.

What are you doing, Sou?!

You let your guard down, Vritra.

It was you who I was after all along.

What?!

Stop, Sou!

If I eliminate him, Kunlun's seal would weaken.

The world would be turned upside down!

Exactly as I intend.

Vritra!

With Vritra dead, Alka's powers are all but gone!

Now all I have to do is open the door!

You!

What a meaningless...?!

What?! His power should be gone from you!

Yeah. I wonder why?

Whoa. I totally thought I was dead there.

It talks?!

I'm sorry young lady, I've taken over this belt.

Alka... She made a belt and secretly had someone wear it...?

Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess I made an apron out of Vritra's skin,

but I cut it up by mistake trying to make pasta.

So I called it a cursed belt and sold it off for cheap.

That's what you should be apologizing about you idiot!

I'll leave you for now.

But I will unseal Kunlun... I will unveil the Last Dungeon.

Wait! We're not done talking!

Sir Lloyd! Everyone!

Dammit, I know he should be all right, but...

Oh, man, not again! Dammit!

Is my ideal soldier someone who stops here? No!

I have to follow Sir Lloyd to his destination!

Come on! Bring it on, you little snake!

What?! He started collapsing the dungeon just through sheer willpower!

--Huh? --Is he going to take out the giant snake in one move too?!

--What? Huh? --I knew he could do it! Allan is the best!

What?!

That idiot! Is he trying to bury us alive?!

Isn't this because you busted your way down here?

Right! Let's escape using my crystal ball!

Everyone, thank me as you dive in!

Stop hiding the facts!

Enough! Hurry!

Allan Toin Lidocaine.

Y-Yes!

Congratulations on returning safely.

Thanks to your unparalleled valor and intimidation,

the dungeon has collapsed and the giant snake monster has been driven away.

The nearby residents are quite grateful as well.

For this, I will reward you!

N-No, I don't need a reward! I didn't do anything!

What? No reward?

Wonderful... Truly, a model soldier!

Impressive...

We have to be like him!

What?!

--Allan! --Yes!

To honor your achievements, I hereby grant you the title of Dragon Slayer!

Dragon?! But I didn't beat any dragons!

Sou...

That's the same name as the protagonist of this story.

Is that a coincidence?

Let's start the after-party!

Oh, good, you're doing it.

Hey, Chief.

You really do appear without notice.

Impressive, isn't it!

Wait! What are you doing?!

You're coming with me for a bit, to Kunlun!

What?!

What...

What?!

"Next Episode: Suppose someone suggested taking a short trip to Neverland, or something impossible like that?"