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All right, bad news. Hostess says it'll
be at least 45 minutes for a table.
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Did you tell 'em you were with the
star of Jack 2000, soon to be Jack 2001?
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Yes, I did.
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And she gave me a similar hand
gesture, but with a different finger.
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- Maybe we should do this another night.
- Nooooo.
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Sweetie, we talked
about that sound.
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I knoooowww.
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But we're all leaving tomorrow. I want us
to have dinner together before Thanksgiving.
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You mean tonight
isn't thanksgiving?
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Oh, crap.
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Now I have to spend all day tomorrow, watching
Stan gorge himself on thighs and breasts...
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and turkey.
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Well, if we have to wait, um, why
don't I get a bottle of champagne?
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That's a nice idea.
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What would you guys like?
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Can I have another one
of those, only bigger?
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Oh, tears, booze... I
love the holidays, too.
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Do you think that
men can't be trusted?
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Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on
the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.
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I should warn you.
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Further conversation with her
will only lead to more tears.
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- Are you ok?
- I'm fine.
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Grace, leave her alone. She
obviously doesn't want to talk.
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It's my boyfriend, Tom. I mean,
I don't know what happened.
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You know, just when things started to
get kinda serious, he starts to pull away.
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Which is so weird because we
have so much in common, like,
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we're both dance majors...
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We both know all the
songs from "The Wiz"-
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And we both collect
Victorian dolls.
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What's your name, dear?
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- Pam.
- Pam. Hi, I'm Jack McFarland, of course.
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Come, join our little circle
of love and dysfunction.
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This is Karen Walker.
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This is Will Truman right here.
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And this is your sorry ass future, if
you don't dump that boyfriend of yours.
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Jack! I-
Will, defend me.
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Come on, man.
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Yeah, guys, our little
Pammy's in pickle.
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And, uh, shouldn't we help her find
her way back to a place called hope?
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Honey, she's wearing synthetic plaid. It's a
4- day drive and a boat trip to a place called hope.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I think you need to hear a little
story about when these two were dating.
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Or as I like to call it,
"When Mary Met Sally. "
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- Jack...
- No. No. You are not telling that story.
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It was an incredibly difficult time in my
life, and this is not the time or the place.
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The year was 1985. My
freshman year in college...
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So, uh, this is the
big weekend, huh?
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- You going to her house for Thanksgiving?
- Oh, yeah.
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It is a scientific fact that college girls
love getting it on in their folks' house.
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You have nailed her, haven't you?
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Oh, please! Huh.
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I've not only nailed her, I-I've
sanded, buffed, stained and spackled her.
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Ok, what do you mean you
and Will have never done it?
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Well, he wants to take it
slow, and I see his point.
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I mean, we're soul
mates, so there's no rush.
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Yeah, I taught her a few things.
Let me tell you my friend,
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she's an excellent student.
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Like he taught me how to
scrunch my hair to keep the curl.
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You know me, nothing I love more
than sex. Wi-wi-with a woman.
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And he's so handsome.
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He reminds me of those old Hollywood movie
stars, like Rock Hudson or Montgomery Clift.
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Ok, fine.
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Do what you want.
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Just afraid you're
gonna miss your window.
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Oh, please. Don't be insane.
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What window?
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Ok, you know my psych
professor, Dr. Bonami,
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he says if you don't do it with a guy
right away, you just end up as friends.
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- Did he really say that?
- Yeah.
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Do you- Do you really
think if you're- Friends...
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I would die if that
happened. I mean,
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- who wants a guy as a friend?
- Uh, thank you.
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If I want to take this relationship to
the next level, we have to make love soon.
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Like this weekend.
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Don't say, "make love". It
sounds, like, totally gay.
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Yo, beer's gone.
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Bye, sweetie. I'm gonna pack.
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Bye.
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That's ok, I'll clean up.
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Hi.
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- What are you doing in the closet?
- I could ask the same of you.
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What?! Who are you?
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Oh, how quickly they forget.
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We met at Matt
Stokes' party. My card.
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"Jack McFarland. Since 1969."
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What are you even doing here?
Aren't you in high school?
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Well, I prefer the college parties 'cause the fellas
tend to be less uptight about their homosesuality.
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Oh, yeah, now I remember you.
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You were the one going around telling
everybody you were in Duran Duran.
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Yeah, that's right.
That's right. Yeah.
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Oh, a-and you think
everybody's gay.
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No, not everybody, just me...
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And you and a dog named Boo.
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Hey, hey. Heh. I'm not gay.
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Well, this well-worn copy of the
"Dreamgirls" soundtrack begs to differ.
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Anyway, what does this
have to do with Tom and me?
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Let me shorthand it for you, honey.
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The Sultan of Boran?
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- What does that have to do
w- - Your story was boring.
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Anyway, after my
little talk with Ellen,
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I decided that it had to be that weekend. So, we
took a train up to my parent's house in Schenectady,
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where Will learned the answer to that age-old
question, "What ever did happen to Baby Jane?"
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Gloria, Gloria.
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I think they got
your number, Gloria.
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I think I got your alias, Gloria
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and you been living
under, ahaaaaa-
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Mom!
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- Hi, mom. Hi, Julius.
- Honey, you're home.
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Grace, I always forget
how beautiful you are.
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Mom giveth.
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Why do you have to cock
it up with that hair?
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And Mom taketh away.
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You must be Will.
Lovely to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, Mrs. Adler.
You have a beautiful home.
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- Your interior decorator did a great job.
- Oh, no no no no. I did it myself.
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No!
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It looks so professional.
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Oh, aren't you a darling?
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Your mom's good.
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No, you're good.
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Say hello to Julius, my arranger.
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- Hi. -
Hell-ooh.
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So, Julius, what do
we think about Will?
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I think where there's
a Will, there's a way.
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Isn't he clever?
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Why some woman has never
snatched him up is beyond me.
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- Where's daddy?
- Uh, he's in Connecticut.
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Grandma Rose threatened to die.
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Joyce, your sister's here!
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Big whup!
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You get down here or I'll
knock you till Tuesday!
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- Would you like a little juice?
- I'm fine, thanks.
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Hi, Joyce.
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Don't you be all nice just
'cause your boyfriend's here.
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I know that you stole
my poncho, you skank.
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Uh, Joyce, hi. I-I'm Will. Grace showed me
that drawing of a unicorn you did at, uh,
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Camp Yes-I-Can. Yeah, it was beautiful.
I wish I could draw like that.
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It's no big deal.
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- You've an older sister don't you? Janet?
- No.
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Why don't you two go on upstairs
and put your things down.
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Joyce, you'll stay down here.
Will, you'll stay in Joyce's room.
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Grace, you'll stay in your room.
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What? No, Will's gonna
sleep in my bedroom with me.
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- No, no, no, he isn't.
- Grace, it-it's fine.
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Nooooo! Nooooo!
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Mom, you can't do
that. This is so unfair.
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Well, so's my cottage
cheese ass, but...
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Why is that always your
answer for everything?
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Will and I are adults. We've been
going out for nearly three months now,
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- and I think that we
should have- - Grace!
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we only have two rules
in this house. Number one:
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boys and girls don't sleep in the
same bedroom, unless they're married.
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And Will, always light matches
in the bathroom after poopie-doos.
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So, then, we have dinner, and
we look at a zillion pictures
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of a nude 2-year-old Grace
riding the family dog.
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Oh, you like that do ya?
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Well, maybe you'd like
a little of this, huh?
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Yeah, you do, don't ya? Huh, huh?
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Karen, what are you do- Are
you- Are you flashing that woman?!
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She started it.
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She's nursing.
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Hmm. That explains
the little bald man.
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Anyway,
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later that night, I'm getting ready
for bed, I figure, now I'm safe.
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Aahh!
What-what...
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Shh. Shh. Relax.
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- What are you doing here?
- Nothing.
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Wha-you shouldn't be here, you
know. We're gonna get in trouble.
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Not if we're quiet. But if you play
your cards right, I might not be.
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What are you suggesting?
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Well, you, me... A bed...
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I thought that we might...
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Don't make me say it.
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Grace, I don't know.
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- Mmm. Come on. What are we waiting for?
- Well, I'm just- I'm kind of tired.
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All that turkey... Made me sleepy.
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Really? 'Cause it made me horny.
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- J-J-Just a sec. -
But I said I was horny.
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Just a minute, I-I think those
new potatoes weren't so new.
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Oh, poor baby.
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The matches are under
the macram� turtle.
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Thank you.
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Mom, phone!
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Mom!
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Su-su-sussudio.
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Hi, Jack, it's-
it's Will Truman.
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Oh, right, from Queens College?
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No, I go to Columbia.
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Missy, anywhere you
go is Queens College.
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Yeah, oh- You know what?
That- That's why I called.
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You know, what you said
really bugged me. I am not gay.
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Mom! There's chicken on the rug!
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I was saying... That you-you
know nothing about me,
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because if you did know me,
you would know that I'm not gay.
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Oh, yeah. Now I get it.
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Ahem. You're in stage 3-
You've bought the short shorts,
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but you're afraid to put 'em on.
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Yeah, put 'em on, Will.
Come on. Put 'em on.
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Stop saying that.
Ok? I am not-
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You're gay, Will! Ok? You're
gayer than the day is long.
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You're Marvin Gaye. And
let me tell you somethin'-
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Ain't no closet big enough.
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This- this is ludicrous. We
spent all of four minutes together.
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Yeah, and in the first four seconds, I could tell that you
were carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders...
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And about 20 extra
pounds on your hips.
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And why wouldn't you? It's a drag
pretending to be something you're not.
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Yeah, if I'm pretending, then how come I can't wait
to get back in there and have sex with my girlfriend?
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Well, if you can't wait to get back in there
and make muskrat love to your girlfriend,
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then why are you on
the phone with me?
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Yeah, that's what I thought. You're my new
best friend. Call me every five minutes.
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Crap. Why today?
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Hi, I was starting
to get worried about-
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What- What-
What's with you?
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Let's have some sex.
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Feel the heat.
Pushing you to decide-
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- Enough already!
- Shut up!
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You were losin' her.
I had to do somethin'.
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But you know, for a sultan,
dude knew how to party.
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Later we did Jell-O shots with one
of the guys from Hall and Oates.
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Hall?
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Oates.
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Back to my story.
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Honey, I've got some bad news. As much as I would
love to be Mrs. Habibi Shoshani Padush Al-Kabir,
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I'm afraid I can't marry you.
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I'm just not in love with you.
I'm in love with another man.
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Sure, he hasn't got your money, but I really
think that with my help, we can make it work.
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Just come back to
my house in Fort Lee
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and make love with
me one more time.
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Sorry, sultan. I'm a
little emotionally drained.
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I think I'm just gonna go
home and cry myself to sleep.
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Karen, where have you been? I've
been lookin' all over for you, baby.
232
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Oh, Clayton, I got some bad news. I can't
marry you. I'm in love with another man.
233
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But does he have my moxie? Can he
make love to you all night long?
234
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Well, the way he does it, he makes
it feel like it's all night long,
235
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but I really think with my
help, we can make it work.
236
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Karen, I don't know what to say. I'll
never meet another woman like you.
237
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Oh... That's so true.
238
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Listen, honey. I'm emotionally drained. I think
I'm just gonna go home and cry myself to sleep.
239
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Oh, Martina.
240
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Karen, where have you
been? I've missed you.
241
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Oh, honey, listen. I've got some bad news. I
can't marry you. I'm in love with someone else.
242
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But, Karen, I was
straight before I met you.
243
00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:22,515
Well, that's the way the
cookie crumbles, Marti.
244
00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:26,551
Well, then who? And can she
give you what I give you?
245
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,900
You mean companionship,
vitality, a sneaky drop shot?
246
00:16:31,154 --> 00:16:36,943
No, no. No, he's a doughy thing with squat little
legs and a bad case of recurring psoriasis, but...
247
00:16:37,609 --> 00:16:42,730
I love him, and with my help... Oh!
Who am I kidding? I just love him.
248
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:46,344
Who knows why? I
love Stanley Walker!
249
00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:52,830
Now that's a story! Ha ha!
250
00:16:57,235 --> 00:16:59,185
So Will comes back
from the bathroom...
251
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Right. So, Will comes
out of the bathroom.
252
00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,099
We start getting into it.
253
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:09,846
I take the lead, because you
know, I've done it 31/2 times.
254
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,479
- You're on my hair.
- Oh, sorry.
255
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,994
Mmm, you
feel so-
256
00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,107
- You're on my hair.
- Sorry. Sorry.
257
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:23,705
- You just elbowed me in the eye.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
258
00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:25,577
Ok. Just let me...
259
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:31,296
Oh! Ok, that's it. We're
done with foreplay. Come here.
260
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Yeah. Aah! Stop! Stop!
261
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:52,881
What? Are you ok?
262
00:17:52,882 --> 00:17:55,806
Yeah. I-I think
we should wait.
263
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Noooo!
264
00:17:58,246 --> 00:17:59,357
Why?
265
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Are we ready? This is a
really big step, and I just-
266
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I don't want to- I want it to be
right. I don't want to rush into it.
267
00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:11,055
Oh, my God. Are
you- You are.
268
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,171
What?
269
00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:15,733
I mean, I sort of suspected it. I mean,
it certainly would explain a lot of-
270
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- Oh, no, no! Oh, no!
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's ok.
271
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You don't have to feel bad. My
dad was one all through the army.
272
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He-
What?
273
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You're a virgin.
274
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:29,600
Virgin, yes. No! Oh,
no! No, no, no, no.
275
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:32,335
I'm definitely not a
virgin. In fact, uh...
276
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I've been known to be something
of a lady man-Ladies man!
277
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Ladies man. Ha. A
man! You know. Yeah.
278
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- Well... well, then why are we waiting?
- Because.
279
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But why?
280
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Because I love you.
281
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Oh, my God.
282
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You are so sweet.
283
00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:59,582
That's so like you to say it first.
284
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I love you, too.
285
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,262
- Ok, I have to have you right now.
- Whoa! No! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
286
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:06,215
Hold-hold-hold!
287
00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:09,167
- Didn't you hear me? I-I-I love you.
- Yeah, yeah. Love you, too. Let's go.
288
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:12,396
- Grace, Grace! -
What? just- God!
289
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:18,179
I think we really,
really should wait.
290
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,594
Oh, but why? I mean,
what are we doing?
291
00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:23,169
- Are we waiting till we're married?
- Yes!
292
00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,433
- Let's get married!
- What?
293
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,574
Let's get married and let's
wait till we get married.
294
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You want to get married?
295
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,824
Oh, my god!
296
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Will.
297
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Yes, I will marry you, Will Truman.
298
00:19:43,769 --> 00:19:45,483
Well, great!
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