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Welcome to the Wife Swap, hello.

Hello.

- Hello.

How was the journey?

- Hello. - Hello.

Hi.

How was the journey?

Difficult for us.

There were jams, so we

are rather tired, right?

What about you?

- It was a long journey.

Where did you come from?

From Mlada Boleslav.

What about you?

- We are from Prague.

How old are you?

I am 30.

- I am 24.

Why are you in the Swap?

What brought you here?

We wanted to try this.

Do you want to try your partner?

We have this stereotype,

a change will be...

We thought this would be

the best option for us.

We are curious.

As a guy, what are you looking

forward to the most?

Maybe to the cooking,

she doesn't cook much.

Ok, let Veronika talk.

What are you looking forward to?

Relaxing a bit.

So you are looking after him?

She is a darling. Just don't

say anything, please.

Why did you decide to go

to the Swap?

Curiosity, just to try it out.

To see how other households work.

- Yes.

Thanks.

Why are you sitting here today?

I want to try if my wife is faithful,

I am terribly jealous.

Do you trust her?

I am trying to.

So you don't?

Kind of.

- It's getting better.

What cause this?

Maybe my jealousy,

she is beautiful...

Are you extremely jealous?

Let's listen to your girlfriend now.

We argued a lot lately

because of that jealousy.

Otherwise everything works fine.

Do you want to convince your

husband you'll be faithful?

Yes, I want him to trust me more.

Are you both looking forward to

having sex with somebody else?

We didn't think about that.

- Come on, be honest.

Well, I don't know.

We said that If...

...anything happens...

Do you believe in friendship

between a man and a woman?

I personally don't.

Well, we might not get

along, right?

That's normal.

What about you two?

We don't sleep together too often, so...

Won't you be jealous if another man

had sex with your wife?

No. I think we talked all this through.

If that was about to happen...

...the decision is hers only.

We decided to tell each other then.

- Exactly.

So she is free to do anything?

- She is.

He is a likable man,

so I am worried a little.

Not sure what will come out of this.

What about you?

I'd be terribly jealous.

It's all about the jealousy.

Will it confirm the reason you

want to test your partner?

Exactly.

- OK.

I think everything has been said.

Ok, have fun.

Please.

This is ours then, ok.

For you.

- Thank you.

Can I already get my wife?

I am in hurry to work.

Ok, here comes the moment

of the swap.

Let's do this.

This is great.

Bye then. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

How does it feel with another

woman by your side?

Well, great.

Do you like her?

- Yes, but we'll see.

Do you like Radek?

- It's weird.

And you?

It's a different person.

How do you feel?

- It's weird.

Do you like each other?

- Yes.

Something is there.

OK.

Looking forward to you coming

back and hearing about your feelings.

Great.

- Have fun.

We are half way.

Sorry?

We are half the way,

it's going well.

Already in half?

Yup, we should be there in a moment.

The sun is shining today.

- Yes.

When it's nice, me and my wife

we go here to the pond.

To a Pend?

- Yup.

I did not take my swimsuit.

You don't go out with

your husband or?

We rather go swimming

in a pool.

Do you go swimming?

Are you repulsed?

- No, I am not.

There is no pond nearby us.

You don't have a pond?

- Not really.

There are some, but why, when

we can do to a pool, right?

I might take you to a pond then.

During those couple days we

will spend together.

Ok then.

Won't you mind?

-I won't.

You won't?

- At least we'll go outdoors.

Do you and your husband

have any hobbies?

My husband works a lot.

I go to gym almost daily.

To a gym?

- And I play tennis with a friend.

Really?

- I ride a horse.

You have many hobbies.

- Yeah.

I was afraid you'd be shy...

...girl who does nothing.

I do many things.

Can you cook?

- I can cook.

Can you?

- I cook really good.

That's good.

Will you cook for me then

or should I cook?

- I cook well.

Who cooks at your place?

- What?

Who cooks at your place?

To be honest, sometimes...

...My wife does, but mostly

I cook.

Really?

Hell there, we come to the crime scene.

To my new place.

I am curious.

Please.

I'll show you around.

Here is the WC.

Next door is bathroom.

Yes.

Here is the kitchen.

Rather small, innit?

Small, but enough.

Rather nice place.

I see you have a child.

- A girl.

Let's have a smoke and then

you will show me around?

Let's smoke and go out.

Ok then.

- I'll show you our beautiful city.

Mlada Boleslav, wow.

Don't forget your bag.

Do you have clothes to change there?

Yeah.

I should warn you,

we have a dog.

Alsatian.

But she is really nice.

- Hope she won't eat me.

I think she will like you.

I like Alsatians.

You don't need to worry about post.

Here we have the dog, hello.

Hello.

You see, you get along.

- What is her name?

Her name is Besi.

My wife keeps her stuff here.

There is a free shelf,

you can put it there.

Can I move that stuff?

- Yeah, just move it.

You can unpack now.

Can you show me around?

- Yeah.

Here is the bathroom.

You can take a look.

Here Is the bed.

Just one?

- Well...

So you sleep on the couch?

No, not on the couch.

If you are to be my wife...

...then my wife sleeps in bed

with me.

That would be fine.

I can take that half and

you will lie here.

Trust me, I am not planning to...

It's just about sleeping.

Is that ok?

We'll see.

- Yeah?

Ok then.

- Fine.

Here is the balcony, we

Yes

- Yeah?

Do you both smoke?

Yes, we both smoke.

- So do I, that's good.

She looks decent, pretty woman.

I hope we can stand each

other for a couple days.

I was afraid that I'd have

to sleep on the couch.

But she seems like a normal woman...

so I think we will manage.

I am happy for that.

I was worried whom will I

bring to our place.

What does your wife do?

My wife works as a waitress

IN a restaurant.

In a good restaurant?

In a better one.

Ok then.

How old are you?

- I am 30.

And you?

I will be 24,.

Shall we go out?

I will get changed then.

Get changed and we'll go for a walk.

- OK.

What about you?

What are your hobbies?

I like sports.

I like swimming.

I skate

Sometimes I go to gym.

What about you?

What do you actually do?

I am a waiter.

As well?

- Yeah.

So you met at work?

- Yeah.

Exactly.

We used to be colleagues.

Are you going to work later on or?

When do you work?

- I will go, in a while.

Working again?

You said there are ponds around, right?

Listen, screw that for today.

Have you eaten?

I had a rough day at work,

let's go walk the dog.

Yes? - Ok.

- Ok then.

Show me where do you normally go.

That depends.

You said you were together

for 15 years?

Yes, we are together for 15 years.

How can she go for so long?

What did you promise her?

With me?

- Yup.

Well, I am great.

How did you win her over?

How did I win her over?

We fell in love.

How did you win your husband over?

Are you kidding?

Just look at me.

Like you're a hottie or what?

I cook, I clean, I take care.

I am not greedy, I am not selfish.

Jesus Christ!

Do you go to sea or so?

Yes, I like going to Turkey.

I go there almost every year.

- With your husband?

Sometimes with friends.

Like a ladies holiday?

- Yeah.

No kids, I am enjoying life

as much as I can.

That's right.

And that's all.

Come in, please.

Put that in the kitchen.

Your fridge is quite full, eh?

Yes, we like to eat.

Where does the bag go?

Throw it in the bin.

I'll take a shower then.

I am curious about my new wife.

Maybe we should take a proper look

on her in the shower.

That is not a bad idea.

I had a wonderful shower,

now we can eat something.

This place is really fine.

I am already looking to the bed.

I will sleep like a baby here.

Are you done?

Here I come.

Are you spying on me?

What are you doing here?

Resting.

Will you join me?

Gladly.

Do you feel like trying

something new?

A new wife maybe?

A proper wife swap.

Do you like this?

What do you like?

Depends.

I like blowjobs.

I like licking.

I like it from behind.

Or when the girl is on top.

You are so warm.

Do you like some kinky stuff?

Depends on my mood. Usually

when I drink some wine...

-...I get more passionate.

What do you have there?

Do you like this?

Licking?

What a nice one!

Gentle!

You will be really kinky.

Do you want me to blow you?

How do you like it?

Properly.

Just like that.

You give amazing head.

Do you blow your husband often?

Sometimes.

Do you like giving head?

Sometimes.

I rather envy him.

Is it good?

You know your stuff.

Do you like it?

- Yeah.

Really good.

Good girl.

Do you want to fuck?

Here?

As you like.

And how?

How do you like it?

From behind.

Well!

Do you like it in the ass?

- No.

Nice one!

Do you like it?

- Yes.

Shall we try something else?

As you like.

Can you kneel down?

Such nice tits!

You have a class A twat!

Do you like it this rough?

- Yes.

I will cum on your belly.

- Yes.

Well, did you like it?

- Yes.

We can do it again sometimes, huh?

Definitely.

Do you have a napkin?

- I'll get you one.

Today was a good day.

So I have a surprise for her.

I'll prepare something romantic for her.

Let's try how their sex looks like.

I like her as a woman.

So I will try my tricks on her.

Old.

Hopefully it works on her.

And we'll have sex.

Maybe.

We'll see.

It will be romantic, we'll

see how that works.

I prepared a surprise for her.

Waiting for her to come.

She was supposed to be

here by now.

Hello.

Hello there.

What are you doing here?

I have a surprise for you.

- For me?

Is this for me too?

Just a tiny thing.

Thanks.

I did not see this coming.

Is this wine?

Sit down, I'll pour you some.

So you prepared all this.

I thought you weren't here

when I was coming home.

All dark.

That is the planned effect.

The dog was hidden as well.

I almost fell over here.

I didn't even know when

you'd come.

You said you'd go out for

a moment, so I got this ready.

Nice.

That's a reward for staying put

with me for a couple days.

A reward?

What about sex?

What about you and your husband?

We don't have to talk about this

if you don't want to.

Well, we...

...almost don't sleep together.

You don't?

NO.

How come?

I don't know, it is...

...It was weird since the beginning.

We kind of...

...not that we wouldn't like it...

Guess we don't like it.

I sleep with my wife.

Normally, but...

Again...

Like the life is...

Like the daily stuff, like running

the household and so on.

That's why we are doing this, to...

We could have paid for holiday

and go to different places each.

Our household is quite fine.

Sometimes I get no rest at home,

so I wanted him to see...

...the complete opposite of me.

Now he will have to do things himself,

things he is used to.

That was the main reason.

But the sex thing, that's bad.

We both want something else.

What do you like in sex?

Well, I don't like...

...that he is so nice.

He is the same in sex as

he is in life.

Like it was all staged.

He keeps asking me...

...what and how, like he wants to plan

how it's all gonna be.

I like when the guy can take

what he wants.

It's better than the constant asking.

Whether it hurts me and on and on.

We are completely opposite in this.

So you are not dominant at all?

Sometimes, sometimes no.

Depends.

Do you prefer rough sex or romance?

Both.

- Both?

Depends on my mood.

I have what I have, I cannot

be really picky.

Sure.

I'll pour myself more, ok?

Yeah, sure thing. No problem.

This tastes so good.

Ok then.

I might have been even

mean to you sometimes.

Or maybe...

A lot sometimes.

You won't believe this, but normally

I don't like conflicts.

My main wish was...

...Since our sex at home sucks...

...I Wished to meet some older guy.

So I wouldn't like him.

I can be nice to such people.

But then, when I saw you...

...I don't want to be friendly

with people like you.

I see.

I don't want to hurt myself.

Maybe that's why I kept distance.

I might have even been...

...too mean to you sometimes.

It's ok, we managed.

It wasn't so bad.

It wasn't, I confess.

I rather enjoyed the days with you.

I am happy for that.

I wonder what the other side

looks like.

Well, I didn't even call my wife

during those days.

Me neither and I am surprised

he didn't call me.

Yeah.

What is the situation and how does it go.

So I have no idea.

I hope...

- Not sure what to think now.

I am worried a bit.

Before I left...

If your husband is as amazing...

...and keeps buying her presents...

- Don't you even say that.

I gel no presents.

I might be even jealous.

Like that.

I wonder what they are doing.

Do you think your husband is like that?

I have no idea.

You know him the best.

- Sure.

I hope not.

I would never do anything

like that to him.

Sure.

Or that I should...

Like he would cheat on me...

...Or I on him, I cannot

even imagine that.

No way.

He wouldn't do that.

I also think that...

But when I saw your wife,

she is pretty.

But during those days...

I hope not.

I hope she didn't succumb.

Maybe they are saying the same

and hoping as well.

We can hope as well.

- Yeah.

I think nothing happened there either.

I hope so.

Shall we waste some water?

I will forgive you for tonight.

But otherwise...

I will enjoy the bath today.

Are you going to stand here?

- Are you shy?

Turn around now.

Should I turn around?

- Yes.

But you are like my wife.

I don't get naked in front of my man.

You look tipsy, man.

Will you stay here?

What?

Go next door.

Should I wait next door?

Yeah.

Will you join me?

Should I?

- Yes.

Not into the tub.

Do you think we should?

What?

Do you think we should?

What should we?

Say it.

- I didn't say anything.

But I have my wife.

I also have a husband.

It will be better if I wait for you...

Shall we watch a movie?

- I'll wait by the bed.

Will you wait for me in the bed?

Yes.

I will lie down next to you.

Ok.

But you will be nice.

Yes? - Yes.

- Ok then.

I don't know how this will end.

Well?

Have you picked?

- Yes, there is one here.

Yes?

I need to tell you something.

What?

When me and my husband watch a movie...

...I like to cuddle.

You cuddle then?

- Yes.

Is this a horror?

- Yes, it is a horror.

Then I need to cuddle.

I will confess that the surprise

I made for you today...

...Was mainly because I wanted

to have sex with you.

Before we started talking it through.

Like the wine and the flower...

The wine and the flower, all

that was supposed to be...

Before you changed your mind?

How did you change your mind?

I don't want sex any more.

You don't?

Have you been thinking about

what your wife could be doing?

Why nobody even texted us?

Not even a call?

What I understand is that...

...your wife and my husband

are both jealous.

Nobody called.

I will at least cuddle.

There's nothing wrong about that.

What?

- Definitely nothing wrong.

No?

After I5 years you are the

first woman besides my wife...

...that is cuddling with me.

And if I lay her naked?

Want to make it hard for me?

No, I want to make it easy for you.

If I knew you had such a beautiful

dick, I would hit on your earlier.

Turn around.

Turn from the back.

Now we'll see. It's 4 AM and

I promised to take her fishing.

Wake up!

Hey!

Let's go fishing, as promised.

What time is it?

- What?

What time is it?

- 4 AM,

The lights are shining.

Are you excited?

Yeah?

Go and brush your teeth.

I passed out last night.

What?

- Why didn't you wake me up?

I just needed an hour nap.

You're adult, aren't you?

And also, you said you came for

a visit nag get no rest here.

Yeah, that's true.

Don't want you complaining.

I won't be complaining.

Don't you worry.

-No?

Brush your teeth then!

Why so early?

What?

- Why so early?

You go fishing early, don't you?

Really??

- Sure.

I know, I used to fish too.

- I bet.

What time did you get up?

Did you even sleep?

I am awake for 20 minutes, at night

I was right next to you.

Really?

Don't do that, let's go already.

I'll do it afterwards.

You?

Pretending to clean.

I'll make princess a coffee.

Shouldn't you be at work?

- What?

Shouldn't you be at work?

- I took a day off for you.

For me or for your sake?

For you, you said you wanted

to go fishing.

And milk.

No milk.

- No milk what?

I was hungry last night, I drank it.

Pour me some milk.

I might go to a store.

Or to a gas station,

because the store here...

...opens at ten. They don't

work at all.

This is open already.

This shop?

I used to go there for bread

for breakfast.

Where is the bed? Where's breakfast?

- What with bread?

I'll prepare my rods, you drink

your coffee and chop chop.

It was a nice evening last nite.

Yeah...

Never mind.

When my wife comes...

- What then?

It will be routine again.

All ever again.

Again?

I don't think this will

really help us.

No?

Depends on how she'll come back.

Or we might make a deal and

switch more often.

Or go for holidays together.

Not sure about that.

What would your husband say?

He might be glad.

We will find out.

- Yeah.

I am curious what happened there.

During all the time.

Let the dog go.

Bye dog.

There is another dog.

What do you think? Will you

get a carp?

Yes.

Yes?

3 carps.

Will you go pee with me?

I will take a look.

Not sure if I can pee.

Are you shy?

No, but I can't in front of others.

What else do you do with your

husband? What do you like?

Do you have a vibrator?

Yes, I do.

I have three.

I don't use them much.

My husband is rather efficient.

I don't need those.

- God for him.

Shall we eat now?

Dressed or like this?

I guess I'll wear panties.

I'll get my shorts too.

Let's do this.

Yeah, an athlete.

Will it hold?

- Yeah.

Don't want to fall on my face.

- It can hold me.

My hands are cold.

More salt?

In here?

Almost out.

Do you have napkins?

- Sure thing.

Like at home.

I forgot to peel the garlic.

How do you like our castle?

I'd go teawater.

It's rather good.

What, don't you like it?

We haven't been there yet.

We'll bake.

- We could go for a walk.

We can walk by the water and

then visit the castle.

Yeah?

I'd like that.

- Ok then.

Ok then.

I want to pay you back today.

For making my day as nice.

Nobody will come here.

Do we still have time?

Yes, we have time.

- Do we?

Lick my balls.

Man, where are you?

I am waiting for you here!

So what? A bus, I don't

have a fucking jetpack.

We were supposed to go already!

Not my fault, I am not even

packed. - We are so late.

I did not stop since morning.

You shouldn't slack off.

What am I supposed to do, man!

You should be at home, you're my

wife, you should do stuff.

And what? It's all done.

Yes?

- Yes, it is.

Should I check 2?

- Fuck off, man.

Bye!

- Wife.

What's up?

Don't be mad.

What do you want?

To fuck.

As a goodbye.

- Goodbye?

We can fuck on the way, if

we have enough time.

Don't yell at me next time,

be as Kind.

Do you want me to blow you?

You little whore.

It's hot in there, man.

My feet are slippery.

Come closer.

Come on.

Make-up sex?

Let's settle it in bed.

- That's the best.

I see you are fucked up too.

Man, let's go elsewhere.

Other place.

Come here.

Kill yourself.

At least fuck me hard.

Terrible sound, let's

go elsewhere.

At least it's bouncy here.

Ok, slip it in.

Oh God.

Tits.

You are wild.

- What?

Wildling

Fuck me hard.

Now from behind.

Oh man!

Will you wipe me?

- Yes.

I can hear the water running again.

And I told her so many times...

...not to use too much water,

it's expensive.

She's a visitor and wasting so

much water.

Let's take a look...

...what's she up to.

What's up?

I'll shower.

Are you cleaning here?

- Yeah, a bit.

Washing the tub?

I had no time for that yet.

I wouldn't even go inside today.

I thought you were

taking a bath again.

Again?

I told you last time why the

water was running.

No wonder, if you bitch at

your wife like this...

...She can't even clean this place right.

I was almost afraid of you.

I was afraid of you.

Why do you even come here?

I could have been showering.

Did you come to check if I was

taking a bath? - Sure.

Don't you feel awkward towards

your wife?

Calm down and stop

yapping at me.

Calm down and stop

yapping at me.

You seem to get accustomed.

Clean it properly.

- Oh, come on.

You will clean the toilet yourself.

Of course.

I am glad you agree.

I am glad you agree.

At least you cleaned.

You know how happy I am you're

not taking a bath?

Why do you come here then?

You surprised me.

What did you expect?

Did you plan to rush In

and yell at me?

This feels like in service!

In the army?

- Yes.

It's rather a holiday for you.

That's what I thought.

- Sure.

I wanted to relax and enjoy

all this here.

Not sure If you pretended,

seems like it.

You seemed quite alright.

Nada.

Am I not alright?

Sometimes.

Ok then, I'll go eat.

You keep cleaning.

Get on all four and turn around.

Play with that pussy.

Shall we?

- Bye, home.

Here I come.

- I'll Just take the shoes.

Shall we?

- Yes.

How did you like it here?

Yeah, it was fine.

Good try, but a husband

is a husband.

Excited to get home?

- Yes, I rather am.

For our common life.

What will you do when you get home?

- I don't know.

Maybe I'll go out partying.

I thought you'd go to a gym.

-No.

No need for that.

Did you learn anything?

Any new experience?

A bit of sexual adventure.

Well, yeah.

To try something new.

Exactly.

I might be even glad you are

finally leaving.

Really?

I am sorry, I am not

like that.

You will miss me, right?

Well, for sure.

What?

- .

Will you miss me?

- Definitely.

I will miss you every second.

We can exchange numbers

and call each other.

Yeah, we can call each other.

If you feel sad or so.

- Yes.

Really?

Next time I'll tell you to fuck off.

There will be no next time.

- There won't be.

I wanted to meet you In secret,

but screw you.

I told you to fuck off first.

You are a really mean woman.

And you are a nitpicker.

I am a nitpicker?

- Yeah.

I want to make you happy...

...and your sour as vinegar, man.

In the biggest fucking heat

you take me to a castle...

Always sleeps, unpleasant as shit.

- Take a hike.

I want to make her happy and

she is moody as fuck again.

This is a bad dream, no fun.

If you wanted to make me happy,

you let me sleep late.

If you were a normal woman, you'd

be glad I took you out.

Not saying I am normal,

but this is terrible.

You and your husband are just

two couch potatoes..

You do everything exactly

the opposite way.

Terrible.

I wanted you to have nice memories.

I won't forget this,

don't you worry.

I won't forget this either.

Go fuck yourself, really.

Welcome back after a week.

Hello there.

-Hi

Well?

- Hello. - Hello.

It was a challenge.

Wait, you are so eager.

It was, he's right.

- Yeah?

How was it a challenge?

- In all ways.

I don't want to complain and

look like an ass.

I am glad it's over.

Are you happy she is back?

I am, because I was looking

forward to seeing her.

Do you appreciate her more now?

- I do.

What about the other couple?

I found out I don't want to even

see any other man.

So the jealous one suits fine?

- Yes.

Absolutely.

I am happy.

And boyfriend?

How did you enjoy another partner?

How was your week?

- It was unusual.

It was kind of boring at home

with another woman.

We kept having fights.

I can see you managed.

Kind of.

Now the important things.

Everybody went silent now.

Yes, it's silent now.

Well, like...

- Be honest.

Lay out your cards.

I have to say this.

We slept in one bed together and...

It just happened.

- It just happened.

Yes, it happened.

- Once?

Or more times?

I don't remember.

Was there alcohol involved?

Yeah,-well...

I prepared a nice evening

for her, as a reward.

It was supposed to...

So you got tipsy.

- A little.

You wanted a nice evening.

- And the alcohol worked.

What would you say to that?

Well...

Was it spontaneous?

It wasn't, he set it up...

It was really wild.

He thought it through.

He even told me so.

You can tell by his look.

- Yeah.

He got me drunk.

I did things I didn't want to do.

- I knew it would be my fault.

But it came rather from my

Imaginary wife.

I didn't even want to, I did

not expect sex.

So you didn't want to, but

you slept with her any ways.

That sounds weird, doesn't it?

Do you regret it now?

Yes.

Do you

- For sure.

Would you sign for this show again?

-No.

Never.

I think this is a wonderful experience.

More couples should try this.

- I agree on that.

Talking about this,

did you have sex?

I want to ask the same, how

about the other couple?

Yes, we did.

So no bad consciousness then?

- No need. - Great.

We are even now.

That's great.

How was sex with different partner?

Did you enjoy it?

Well... It was unexpected.

Did you enjoy it?

- I did.

It was interesting.

I see the happiness in your eyes.

- Yeah, she was good.

Does anybody want...

No, I am rather angry now.

Did you swallow him?

- No, I did not.

Of course not, honey, I

only do that to you.

I don't know. We made a mistake.

- What did you expect?

I don't know.

He was spying on me In

the shower.

He did the same.

- Pervert.

Where was I supposed to go?

- You pervert!

I am a pervert?

- Yes, you are a pervert.

I couldn't stand you.

- What could you not stand?

Go fuck yourself.

- I'm glad my wife is at home.

That's it.

Nothing against your wife,

but keep her.

You keep yours, it's terrible.

- I don't want to see her.

And it's done.

Is that all you wanted to say?

I' not sure, but I guess.

-I think it is.

Ok, thank you then.

As well.

- The same here.

We are leaving how.