Original subtitles

We've been called out to a possible B&E.

Breaking and entering. Not 'B&B'.

That's 'bed and breakfast',

which is not technically a crime.

Couple have come home from their holiday

and believe someone might be inside.

- Finally! - Hello. Good evening.

Hi. Good evening. Hey, we- I turned the lights out

and locked all the doors and windows before we left, yeah?

- Yep? - Our home is being violated.

OK, have you seen any signs of a break-in?

Someone is in there. We heard them.

Well, just because you hear something

doesn't mean it's real. I heard if you put your phone

into a microwave it recharges it, but...

look at the state of that.

Is that a iPhone 12?

- IPhone 4. - Hey, guys.

- IPhone 4? Is it insured? - Who cares about a phone?

- Well, they said I'm not- - There is something in there.

- Something is in there. - That is actually quite

unusual. We'll go and check it out.

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So, the property owners have said there's no sign

of a forced entry, but a big part of our job

is what you don't see, so it's 50% deduction,

- 50% negotiation. - And 20% perspiration.

I already did- I already had 100%.

Why didn't you save some for me?

- Too late. - What about negotiation?

New Zealand Police! Are you gonna come peacefully?

Guess not.

You OK?

I don't think it's gonna work.

Calling for backup.

That's not working either.

Do you want the keys?

- Yes, please. - There we go.

Good catch.

That's the car key.

It's actually already open.

The police! Comin' in.

Something doesn't feel right.

Yeah, it seems like more than a standard break-in.

- O'Leary, look at this. - What is it?

Sardines and whipped cream. Who would eat that?

- No, look. - Blood!

With that amount of blood loss, we're certainly looking at

a loss of life.

- What're you doing? - Tomato sauce.

I mean, anyone that loses that amount of tomato sauce

won't be happy.

- Come on, it's upstairs. - Upstairs.

Quiet now.

OK, you ready?

Three, two,

- Police! - Coming in!

What was that?

I dunno.

Keep looking.

Was-Was that you?

No.

Something's in here. Do you think it's the ghost?

What?

I've trapped it in here.

You've trapped it in here with us!

I was acting on instinct.

Wait, wait. Wait.

There. Shh, shh.

Ha!

- Pursuing on foot! - Copy that.

- Door! - It's locked!

We're currently pursuing a suspect who may or may not be

a ghost but is definitely invisible.

I mean, we think we're pursuing it.

- OK. - Go, go!

- Hey! - Corner it!

Don't-Stay there! Stay there!

Whoa.

This way! This way!

- It's going over the fence! - Through the fence!

- Pursuing on foot! - I'll help you!

Yeah, push.

You've got my foot stuck in the fence!

Go! Go!

Coming over, O'Leary!

- Go get the car! - Get the car!

I'll get the car!

Excuse me, sir! Excuse me, sorry,

did you see an invisible man just walk past here?

No, I didn't see anything, mate.

Wha-?

Stay back! Stay back.

Ha! Got you! You're cornered!

- Nowhere to go! - Who, me?

- What? - Me?

- No! - Oh, righto.

Not the Taser! That's the last line

- of defence, Minogue! - Huh?

Aarsh! No!

O'Leary, I got it! I actually got it! Ha!

Wha-?

Minogue!

I've got it, O'Leary, I've got it!

You have to hold on tight, Minogue, OK? Don't let go!

No, it's got me, O'Leary. It's got me!

- OK, just hold on to the Taser. - Don't let it go!

Now it's got both of us, O'Leary.

- It's got both of us! - Hold on, though,

- that's what I'm saying. - The tables have turned!

The tables have turned!

Hold on to it!

- I've got its legs! - I've got it!

Get it. Get it.

Get it!

— What?! Help!

Aargh!

Get in the car!

OK, you've got the right to remain silent.

Does he have the right to remain invisible?

You know the rules better than me, O'Leary.

Certainly remaining invisible.

Hey! Whoa.

- OK, if you could please- - Pretty handsy, this one.

...refrain from kicking the back of my seat, please.

- It ti- - What's-?

It tickles! Ugh!

- Hey, Sarge? - Yes.

Um, there's-there's nothing to see here.

All right, then. I'll just go back to what I was doing.

Oh, no, no, sorry, Sarge.

Um, there's nothing to see because our suspect's

actually invisible.

- Invisible? - Yeah.

I see.

- Uh- Or-Or I don't see. - Mm.

Amazing. Uh, uh, OK, I'm gonna need a full report from you.

Uh, Minogue, you go and process the suspect as per usual.

Invisible or not, they've still got rights.

Copy that, Sarge.

Come on, mate.

Uh, we're here at the processing room.

I will take their fingerprints and their mugshot...

...uh, and also a swab.

Uh, preferably oral.

He's quite strong...

...and he's now refusing to cooperate.

Come on, mate! If you just-

The next step in the process is to get the individual's photo,

which is then stored on a national database.

Uh, we'll just ask you again - no pulling any faces

and no smiling.

In three, two,

one, say cheese.

That felt like a good one.

So, the next step in the process is to take the individual...

...to the interrogation room,

which can sound quite scary,

but it's really more of a conversation pit,

uh, where we take suspects

and force them to tell us everything they know.

What we could be dealing with here is maybe

some kind of experiment gone wrong

or a visitor from another dimension -

uh, an invisible dimension, if you will.

Regardless, we still need to see who's in the hot seat.

That's right, and obviously, body language is a very big part

- of interviewing suspects. - Correct.

This is why I have authorised the use

of our thermal vision goggles.

Oh! You're giving off a lot of heat, Sarge.

Uh, thank you, Parker.

How about you look at the suspect?

Oh yeah.

Oh, Sarge! Oh, no, this isn't good, Sarge.

What is it, Parker?

That is not a man!

Is it a lady?

Uh, this may not be human.

Minogue, you might wanna uncuff yourself from the suspect

right now. Now!

Code red! Red. Very red.

Code red! Red. Very red.

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Uh, it would seem that we have

some kind of invisible monster in our custody,

but we don't know exactly where it is.

We would be using the goggles, but they're currently charging.

Yeah, so, the batteries have actually run out,

because somebody took them home

for personal use over the weekend.

- I don't think it's in here. - I mean, we have actually

lost track of suspects before,

but it's very unusual for it to happen whilst in custody

- and, um, in a lock