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We'll outsmart him. Every step, we'll outsmart him.

We only got two, three hours head start.

They'll probably figure we're gonna

take him over to Fort Huachuca.

They don't make movies like this anymore.

That's a good thing. All they do is talk.

That was quick. Go ahead.

Alex, will you let me finish?

There she is. Carrie Wells.

You got my stuff, Zeke?

You're not a cop, are you, Red?

I always wanted to use that on you.

July 11th, June 19th, October 31st,

all three times you used it on me,

all three times you said you'd always wanted to use it on me.

That's weird.

It's all there.

Really? Feels a little light to me.

I won on Texas, I won on BYU,

and I won on San Diego State.

Oh, look at that. I'm short. Hand it over.

Green Bay and the over tonight.

Sure. Speaking of tonight, you free?

I got tickets to this show in town from Mexico, a woman...

Okay, stop. Why is it that every time I come

to place a respectable illegal bet,

you ask me out on some disgusting date?

I've never asked you out before.

February 14th, Valentine's Day, no less, 2011.

You asked me to join you to watch your cousin

strip on amateur night at the Kinky Kitty-Cat Club.

You missed out. Just the fact that

you remember all those things

tells me that you're interested.

You know what it tells me?

That you're a pig and I'm a super cop who remembers everything.

Come with me tonight, or I'll let everyone know

that the super cop is breaking the law and making illegal bets.

Are you blackmailing me, Zeke?

How about I arrest your ass,

throw you in jail, and then it's your word against mine?

So you're taking Green Bay in the over tonight, right?

Yeah, exactly.

You'll say yes someday, Carrie Wells.

Never gonna happen.

Hey, Al.

Sorry I'm late... Wow!

Sporting a new tie, I like it. New?

Just grabbed whatever off the rack.

Right. I've been working with you for four years,

and you normally rotate

the navy blue tie with the burgundy spots,

or the burgundy tie with the navy blue spots. That's a new tie.

Just once, I'd like to sneak a new look by you.

Okay, here's what I'll tell you. I like it. It suits you.

Skinny, hip, edgy. It's a good look for you. Yeah?

It doesn't have anything to do with that hot new detective

that just transferred in, does it?

Oh, come on. You think I'm jealous of Denny?

Two men shot. Both had guns.

One was drawn. Neither got a shot off.

Looks like a professional hit. Who are they?

Don't know. Neither man had ID.

This room and the adjoining suite were booked

by a dummy corporation out of Delaware.

The killer used a silencer, so none of the guests heard anything.

Hotel employee delivering bath salts found the bodies.

Where is the other suite?

Back this way.

Figure there was a woman staying in this room.

No telling if she's a call girl or a colleague of the victims.

Nobody in the hotel got a good look at her.

What about the surveillance video? Can we ID her from that?

Well, cameras have been down for a couple of days.

Head of hotel security should be on his way.

So, the question is, did she orchestrate this

or was she the target?

Detectives, I'm Jerry. Jerry Hayes.

I saw your picture down in the lobby.

Employee of the month, head of security, very impressive.

I'm sorry about the issue with our cameras going out.

We have been long overdue for an upgrade.

So you have nothing?

One of my outside cameras didn't go down.

This was at around the time of the incident.

Well, you can't even tell who is entering and exiting the hotel there.

JERRY: Sorry again.

Surveillance system has a number of issues.

Just once, I'd like to sneak a new look by you.

Wow, Jerry, that is a nice watch.

Much nicer than the one you had in

your "employee of the month" photo.

What is that, a Rolex?

How much did that cost you? Those things are expensive.

This was a gift.

Fancy.

You want to know something cool?

My partner here, he's a tech whiz.

Right? I... I am.

He could look at your surveillance stuff,

and he could tell you if someone

had tampered with it like that.

You know what, just let me access the, um,

the mainframe, and I'll let you know.

Look, I thought they were gonna have

a bachelor party for someone famous.

I didn't think anyone was gonna get hurt, I swear.

So you turned off the cameras. Who paid you, Jerry?

I don't know. All contact was done electronically.

I did leave the cameras on in the stairwell.

This may be useful.

There's our mystery woman.

What's on that floor?

Guest rooms and the health club.

She wouldn't have gone on the street in a bathrobe, right?

I don't know, maybe the locker room at the health club?

Worth a try.

She could still be in the building.

Health club services, hotel guests, and local members.

Unis are checking membership cards.

I already told you my wallet was taken from my locker.

I see.

AL: Figure there was a woman staying in here.

What about the surveillance video? Can we ID her from that?

Thank you, Officer.

You're welcome, ma'am.

You missed a spot.

NYPD, let's go.

Makes sense why you were trying

to keep a low profile at the hotel.

You're famous. Rosie Webb, Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,

star witness in the ongoing Barry Madden trial.

Says here you helped him bilk billions from innocent investors.

Just 'cause I work with the guy

doesn't mean I helped him steal.

So you didn't?

Uh, it's complicated.

Complicated is two dead men with guns in a hotel room

while you got away without a scratch.

John and Alex died protecting me, and I'm sorry about that.

What happened in that room?

The guys were watching TV,

and I was putting on my avocado mask, getting ready for my soak,

and then, boom, I heard this loud thud in the next room, so I ran.

Someone went to a lot trouble to take you out.

Any idea who'd want you dead?

Barry embezzled money from a lot of powerful people,

and I worked with him.

So maybe someone was out for revenge.

Word is, your testimony is gonna put Barry away.

Maybe he wants to keep you from talking.

Barry wouldn't do that to me.

We had a bond.

Do you want to bond with me, Lieutenant?

I like your tie.

Sit tight. I'll be back.

So, I think that lady's taken a shine to you, boss.

Sooner we figure out which agency is protecting her,

the sooner she becomes someone else's problem.

What do you have? All right.

Our two dead guys are Alex Soler and John Kim.

Former military, both of them employed by Firestone Security.

What's a private security firm doing protecting a federal witness?

I don't know, but it's clear why she's being protected, right?

I mean, Madden defrauded his investors out of $20 billion.

It's a ton of cash. Look into his investors.

It's also a ton of motive.

All right.

Hey, Carrie.

Yes. Listen.

I have been all over that footage

from outside the hotel and nothing.

I mean, I bet you nearly solved the case yourself.

Not yet, but you know, you'd be smart to put your money on me.

Hey, it's kind of like that murder you solved

with the maid in the hotel room. Wow.

Have you read every single case I ever worked on?

Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, that's a little creepy.

Well... Okay.

No, yeah, a little.

I'm very enthusiastic, you know?

You are enthusiastic, and it's endearing.

Anyways, you know, I'm sure you will solve this one, too.

I'm sure we will, Denny, when you get back to work.

What? Work.

Yeah, right, sorry, okay.

Bye, Denny. Hey, boss.

Guys... Hmm.

It turns out Rosie belongs to the US Marshals Service.

They outsourced her protection

since they feared they had a mole in their department.

Why is she up here, anyway? Trial's in Miami.

They had to keep her out of sight.

The whole Madden case rests on her testimony.

Well, now she's their problem. They can come and get her.

Mmm.

Actually, the Marshals Service is requesting

that Major Crimes take over her protection

and deliver her to court by Monday morning.

We can't just leave in the middle

of a double homicide investigation.

I guess they'll have to find another way to get Rosie to Miami.

Miami. Miami.

See? Here we go.

Okay, I think it is entirely possible

that our killer followed Rosie from the great state of Florida.

Would be prudent to investigate down there.

It's our duty to hop on a short flight to Miami,

drop Rosie off, find the killer,

and spend a day at the beach.

Two days, tops. CARRIE: Three maybe.

You know, just a simple yes would suffice.

Yes, and we'll even have a mojito for you.

Please do, and I have a gift for you. CARRIE: Oh!

A free Highway Hoagies. You shouldn't have.

I did not. I got you my AAA card.

What do I need your AAA card for?

Oh. You mean I didn't mention that

because of Rosie's recent lap band surgery, she can't fly,

and you'll be driving the 1,300 miles to Miami?

Have fun.

BOTH: Driving?

Are we there yet?

Yeah, Al, are we there yet?

We are eight minutes closer than the last time you guys asked.

You guys wanna see the scar from my lap band incision again?

Ew, no, put your shirt down.

Let's just enjoy the view.

I think you've been enjoying the view, Burns.

Oh, yeah. I see you sneaking peeks back here.

Is this guy an animal or what?

Yeah, Al, actually, I've kind of noticed you

checking her out in the rear view.

You're so pretty, Carrie.

I mean, I'd kill for pores like that.

Can I get my video game back again?

If you promise to stop talking. Okay?

ROSIE: Come on! Get up there! No!

Hey, guys, we gonna pull over soon?

'Cause Doc says I gotta move every couple hours

or the fluid builds up,

and that's when the gastroesophageal reflux kicks in.

And you do not want to smell it.

No, we do not.

So, Al, could you please pull over? ROSIE: Yes.

Okay, roadside dining it is.

You remember our last road trip?

July 2002.

Drove down to Virginia Beach for the weekend

and had a big blow-up

'cause I forced you to eat at that diner.

AL: What are you doing back there?

Please be quiet.

Liquid diet. Sorry, guys.

Could you be quiet?

Sorry, it's doc's orders, but I'll keep it quiet.

Okay, really... Okay. It's doc's orders.

Actually, that's...

Actually... Okay!

Okay. Geez.

Actually, that fight happened on the

drive to Newport, not Virginia Beach.

November 24th, 2001,

we listened to Miami crush the Washington Huskies.

It was raining, and then we spent the entire night making up.

Big time. And those... Did we?

Oh, my God.

You are one of those memory people who remembers everything!

People, dates, places.

Oh, my God, I saw this on 60 Minutes.

You know the lady from Taxi has this?

Oh, sister, teach me your ways.

Al, are we there yet?

Oh, hey, what brings you up to these parts, Delina?

I got an autopsy report for Carrie.

Figured I'd walk them up myself.

Well, uh, Carrie and Al are out of town.

So, maybe you just came to see me.

DELINA: Maybe.

Or maybe I was just getting my cardio in for the day.

Do you cardio? What for? That's like airbrushing a Rembrandt.

Well, even a Rembrandt needs upkeep.

So, I'm going for a long loop around

Manhattan this weekend. You run?

I always do better when someone's pacing me.

Well, running leads to serious knee problems, right?

I mean, first the joints go and then the tendons.

And then before you know, you got a full knee replacement,

and you're running around the supermarket with a scooter, so...

Okay. I guess I'll just leave this here then.

Yeah.

See you. Okay.

That was horrible.

True. You choked.

But, look, it happens to the best of us, kid.

Just go after Delina, and ask her out, okay?

She wants you, too.

No, no, not after that meltdown, I can't.

Look, you take her out for a drink. It will be rewarding.

You will thank me, bro.

I will thank you both when you get back to work.

Oh! Yes, boss.

So no one has more motive to take Rosie out than Madden.

But if he is behind it, how is he communicating with the world

out of sight of the prison guards and the officials?

Burner phone, easy to smuggle inside.

You like him for the hotel job?

I'm not sure. But if he was behind it,

he's possibly orchestrating another attack on Rosie.

Denny, check every outgoing call from Madden's prison.

If he's using a burner, I wanna know who he's talking to.

There's like 1,500 prisoners there.

I mean, there's a lot of outgoing calls, boss.

It's gonna be tough.

But rewarding. You'll thank me, bro.

Okay, what about that guy?

No. Uh...

Oh, how about that lady in the red hoodie?

Okay, I told you, I can't remember

something I've never seen before.

How you two doing here?

Carrie's an imposter.

I asked her about him and her and him,

and she doesn't recognize any of them.

That is because I've never seen...

What about this?

June 18th, 2009.

What have you got for me? AL: Don't do it.

You give in, she'll never stop.

I'm not cracking.

I'm not even acknowledging her. I stumped you, didn't I?

It was a Tuesday. It was a Thursday.

And I know that 'cause that's the day I found my dog, Mojito,

at the Biscayne Country Club.

They have the best mojitos there. That's why I named him Mojito.

Anyway, look, here he is. Isn't he cute?

Oh, that's... Yeah.

Oh, booja, booja.

And I found him on a Tuesday.

It was a Thursday.

It was a Tuesday, memory girl.

She's not so reliable, is she, Burnsy?

June 18th, 2009. It was a Thursday.

And NASA sent a rocket to the Moon to find water.

The Orioles beat the Mets 5-4.

And I saw Up in 3D for the third time.

It was a Thursday.

That is so frigging cool.

So, tell me, every time you look at Burns,

do you get flashbacks of all the times

you guys did the deed?

Backa-chick-a-wow-wow!

Too many times to count. What?

I knew it. I knew you guys had history.

What is wrong with you?

We will delve into that after I hit the can.

Stomach ain't what it used to be. Literally.

Why are you encouraging her?

Coming from the person who just had to show off her memory.

You're throwing fuel to the fire. I was correcting her.

You were showboating.

You were showboating about the two of us being together.

Can you blame me?

No, not really. Not really.

If you're gonna try to run,

at least give us a challenge.

I was just stepping out here to get some air. Uh-huh.

We don't have foliage like this down in Florida.

Just, stop talking.

Rosie, why do you keep trying to run from us

when all we're trying to do is protect you?

You do realize there are people trying to kill you, right?

Look, once I testify, that's it, it's over.

It's goodbye, Rosie, hello witness protection.

They won't even let me bring Mojito with me.

Well, one of my outside cameras didn't go down.

Oh, shit.

No!

Cover me, Carrie!

You remember those guys?

I remembered their car.

ROSIE: This is not good for my stomach!

Rosie, we have to get to the car. Okay, okay!

Get up and run! All right!

I want you to run!

I'm pretty sure this isn't doctor recommended!

Run!

Let's go, let's go!

Okay, get down. Ditto.

Holy shit!

Go faster, Burns. Faster!

Yeah, Al, faster. Come on.

Calm down. We got those two. They're not coming after us.

Who the hell were they? I don't know.

But if the word's out, we're sitting ducks in this car.

Oh, no! What?

You forgot my blender in the restaurant, Carrie!

Are you kidding me?

Your blender?

REPORTER: Authorities arrived at the scene to find one dead

and another injured,

whom they've taken into custody.

No word on the other shooter...

Hey, boss man.

Looks like Carrie and Al are handling themselves well.

You'll come to discover that they give better than they get.

One of the attackers is dead, the other one's in custody.

How's it going with that burner phone?

I've tracked 70 inside Madden's prison, so far.

And I haven't linked any one of them to him yet, but I will.

Let me know the second you do.

Carrie and Al cannot get slowed down again.

The prosecutor says the trial's had delay after delay,

and Madden's lawyers have filed for a dismissal.

Judge Grumann down there has lost all patience,

and he is going to dismiss the case

if Rosie doesn't appear on time.

So if Rosie is not there by tomorrow morning...

Madden's gonna walk.

They'll get her there, boss.

(INDISTINCT RADIO CONVERSATIONS)

FBI.

I need to speak to this man.

Where is Rosie Webb?

I don't need to say shit to you.

What are you doing?

Care for some more?

Where is Rosie Webb?

With two cops.

A red-headed lady and a dude.

Driving a gray SUV with New York plates.

That's all I know, man.

I believe you.

Thank you for your cooperation.

ROSIE: I thought you were supposed to be super cops.

Why do you two bozos have us out in the open here?

Let's get to a police station where we...

You know what? If you could fly like a normal person,

we'd be in Miami already.

Flying will kill me.

We need to get you to Miami to testify.

Which means we need a new car, one that no one's gonna recognize.

A car we don't know how to pay for, by the way.

We'll be tracked if we use our credit cards or an ATM.

Well, we can steal one. ROSIE: Come on.

Problem is, I know you're not joking.

Wait a second.

I got you my AAA card.

CARRIE: What do I need your AAA card for?

Eliot is feeling very generous today.

I don't think I wanna know what you're about to do.

I saw his credit card yesterday. Platinum.

Eliot's gonna buy us a car,

and I don't even think I'm gonna haggle on the price.

Come on, Rosie.

You killed me, Carrie. Thanks a lot.

I'm gonna give Jay a call.

Hey, everything all right with you guys?

We're about to get on the move again. What have you found?

So it looks like the guys who attacked you

are linked to this drug dealing

network operating up and down I-95.

Drug dealers attacked us?

Not just any drug dealers, Al, the Careyes Cartel.

These are the guys responsible for the massacre

of all those federales outside of Mexico City last year.

Was Madden involved with the cartel?

I don't know, but check this.

Virginia State Police recovered

a .9 mm inside the cartel guy's car.

And you're gonna say the ballistics match the crime scene

of Rosie's hotel room.

They sure do. They killed Rosie's security guys.

Great work, Jay.

I'll touch base when we come up for air.

All right.

Whoo! Check it out. Your chariot awaits.

Never saw you as the station wagon type.

Yeah, well, according to Car and Driver September 2002 review,

this car is safe, reliable, and turbo-charged.

So hop in, sexy.

Oh, I called shotgun.

No, you get shotgun when you tell me

why a Mexican cartel is trying to kill you.

Get in the back.

Look, boss, it took a while, but I finally found a burner in the prison

that received a call two days ago

from that hotel room in Manhattan.

Rosie called Madden?

God, yes, like dozens of times over the last month.

She is leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for people to find.

There is no leak in the US Marshals. Rosie is the leak.

Who else did you trace calls to?

Well, that's another interesting thing, all right?

A law firm in Beaumont, Texas.

But his legal team's in Miami.

No, the Texas firm's rumored to be one of those places

fighting for, like, fixers or cleaners or even hitmen.

Wait a minute, you said hitmen.

I just got off the phone with the Virginia State Police.

Gunman at the diner was found dead in an ambulance

with a puncture wound to his neck.

He died of cardiac arrest.

Now they think the guy who did it was posing as a cop.

Maybe Madden hired a hitman to take Rosie out.

Jay, call Al.

I can't.

They powered off the phones to keep from being tracked.

No back door for you to sneak out of. Bath's all yours.

Gross. Did you see this tub?

May I remind you I am the star witness?

And may we remind you that some really bad guys

shot at all of us today?

Which raises the question that you're not answering.

Why is a Mexican drug cartel after you?

I should take my soak.

Do you know what you should do?

You should talk to me now, or you're not gonna take a soak.

You're not gonna get any food. We're not gonna even let you sleep.

All right. The short version,

Barry handled money for this company in Dallas.

Now, as his Chief Financial Officer,

I naturally did my due diligence...

This is the short version?

...like I always did and I found out

this company was a front for the Careyes Cartel.

So, when I told Barry this, he saw it as an opportunity

to skim from them since he knew they couldn't go to the Feds.

And now they're after you because you're Barry's right hand.

Yeah, what a relief.

Relief?

Well, that means Barry's not after me.

See, I knew he wouldn't betray me. No, no, no.

You and Madden had a thing.

Mmm-mmm.

Yes, you did.

That's crazy.

You don't wanna testify.

Where's all the money hidden?

If I knew, would I be hanging out with you two?

How much did Madden skim from the cartel?

$3.4 million.

Oh! But they had hundreds of millions with us.

So, you know, who is gonna notice a couple mil here or there?

The cartel. The cartel.

That appears to be correct.

Go and take a bath.

Okay. Okay.

ROSIE: Fine.

But I see you eyeing Burns over here.

Probably remembering all the times you guys did it in hotels.

Hey, we are in Georgia.

Maybe you guys can pretend you're Rhett and Scarlett.

Call if you guys want company. Seriously.

Hmm.

Wow.

AL: How many hotels has it been?

I bet I can guess within three.

Game on.

AL: Let's see, there's Puerto Rico,

Jamaica, Albany, Puerto Rico again.

December 31st, 2001,

to January 3rd, 2002,

and I was wearing, um, not much.

Boston?

Nantucket? We never went to Nantucket.

That wasn't you? Quit stalling.

Come on!

Nine hotels.

It was actually eight. You're off by one.

All right, you missed one. You didn't include this place.

Maybe we should play Rhett and Scarlett.

Or maybe you should take a cold shower in there with Rosie.

We're working.

We're not on vacation and we're not doing any of that,

and she's right in the other room.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a..."

Freeze! Drop your weapon!

According to witnesses,

you were involved in a shooting and fled the scene.

I had no choice but to detain you.

Cops or not.

Detaining us is one thing. You kept us in a cell all night.

You've still got my partner locked up in there.

Got a smart mouth on her.

I prefer handling this between us.

Look, I explained it to you.

We fled the diner

because our presence put civilians in the line of fire.

I hear you, but I'm just doing my job here.

You separated us from a federal witness in our custody!

Don't worry, she's in good hands.

So I say, "Put the stereo down or

"I'm sending 50,000 volts into you."

Aw, then what happened?

He put that stereo down.

Turned out he was helping his brother move, so.

You cops are so brave.

Hey, you know, I haven't had anything to eat in ages.

Do you think you could find something for me?

My boss said to keep an eye on you.

ROSIE: Oh.

Yeah, that's... You know, I'm sure the dizziness will pass.

It's fine, don't worry about it.

Um...

English muffin okay?

Only if you get one for yourself, too.

Thank you, Chapman.

Your partner's released now.

Thank you. Mmm-hmm.

Um...

We switched cars, so how did you track us to the motel?

Someone sent an anonymous email.

Virginia State Police sent out a BOLO for the blue Volvo,

and my guy saw the car in front of your hotel.

Here we are.

Unless the car dealer recognized us somehow,

the only other person who could have squealed is...

Rosie.

Where is she?

Rosie was here a minute ago.

You just let her walk?

Nice work, Officer.

Did you see where she went?

She got in a brown pickup truck with some guy.

Who the hell would Rosie know around here?

Wait a second.

Rosie rigged her video game to go on

the Wi-Fi at the car dealership.

She was playing with someone online. WoodbineJenkins73.

What if she asked the other player to come get her?

Woodbine. It's a town about 15 miles from here.

I'll get Jay to track him down.

And we should hurry, we're not the only ones looking for her.

Come on, come on, come on. Got it!

Guy Rosie's been chatting with is Mike Van Loon out of Woodbine.

Got an address, too. DENNY: This guy owns a brown pickup?

Uh... Sure does.

Matches the description that Al and Carrie gave us.

Nice, Jay bone, I'm gonna put a bulletin out for the truck.

Hey, hey, hey, you get anything solid

on that hitman we think Madden hired?

Not yet, but I'm working on it.

If he's been tailing Al and Carrie this whole time,

then he probably knows that they got picked up, right?

Yes, which means he's already on Rosie's tail now, too.

Which means Al and Carrie are running out of time, Denny.

CARRIE: Clear.

The plates match the ones Jay called in.

This is Van Loon's truck.

So why is he pulled over less than a mile from home?

Where is she?

Jay is calling it in to the locals.

Hasn't been dead long.

Injection mark in his neck,

same MO that was used to kill the cartel guy.

Madden's hitman.

Why hire a killer to kidnap Rosie?

Madden's supposed to have billions

stashed away in hidden bank accounts.

What if Rosie knows where they are, but he doesn't?

Madden needs Rosie to get his money.

Where do you hide billions of dollars?

Well, I mean, you need to hide bank accounts,

passwords, routing codes,

so if you're me, in your memory

or flash drive or a notebook.

I don't know, you could...

Rosie's charm.

Oh.

Must have fallen off in the struggle.

'Cause that's the day I found my dog, Mojito,

at the Biscayne Country Club.

Oh, boo-ja, boo-ja.

Ah, that's... Yeah.

Rosie was obsessed with my memory, right?

And in the diner, she kept going on

and on and on about that story,

that story about her dog, Mojito,

and how she found him at the country club,

the Biscayne Country Club.

What if she knew I'd remember that,

and she left this to let us know where they were taking her?

I don't know. Rosie's that smart?

Uh, you can't judge a book by its cover.

It's a stretch, but it's all we got.

Members only, sir.

Hi, Justin. Oh...

Hi, Miss Webb, didn't see you. Go right ahead.

Thank you, Justin.

Hey!

Always wanted to do that.

Check outside. I'll look back here. Okay.

AL: How many hotels has it been? I bet I can guess within three.

Gotcha!

Drop it!

You took your sweet time.

Rosie was right. The mojitos here are great.

Well, look at that.

The flash drive.

And billions of dollars' worth of missing bank accounts.

Showboat.

Who can blame me?

What did I tell you about running away from us?

I just thought that if I got my hands on those bank accounts,

that I could help Barry and keep him from dying in jail.

But Barry sent that killer after you

so he could stay out of jail and keep all the money.

Yeah, I should have known the guy was playing me.

He plays everybody.

Well, I'm ready to testify now.

You know, I got your number.

You act all crazy and neurotic.

Crazy like a fox.

Very impressed that you left this, knowing we would find you.

My gosh, there it is. Ah! I was looking everywhere for this!

Oh.

Gotcha!

I remembered that you would remember.

I showed you the way, sister!

Oh, you owe me a blender, though.

I saved your life, you're still going on about the blender.

What's the point of saving my life if I'm gonna starve to death?

You're not gonna starve to death. Just buy a new blender.

They're really expensive and they're really hard to find.

They're not hard to find. I just... Everybody had a portable...

Will you two knock it off? Ladies? Ladies. Ladies.

Eliot bought you some more time, but we're cutting it close.

Florida Highway Patrol will take you the rest of the way.

Oh...

Oh, this is goodbye.

Yeah.

Guys, bring it in. Come here.

Ah! Thank you, guys, so much for looking after me.

No one's ever really done that for me before.

All right, one more for the road.

Um, okay.

April 6th, 1983, my sister's birthday.

It was a Tuesday.

I finally stumped her. Gotcha.

It was a Wednesday.

Keep an eye on this one, Burnsy.

Hey, guys, how's it going? What's your diet? Do you eat healthy?

You wanna see my scar from the lap band surgery?

You know, I'm really gonna miss her, maybe.

I don't know. She...

Wow.

So, back to New York? Hmm.

Yeah, after we get a mojito.

Or 10.

Madden's going away for the rest of his life.

His victims are getting a good chunk of their money back.

I love me a fairy tale ending.

We didn't order these.

They're from a friend.

Is Rosie here?

No, there's only one person I know

who still drinks apple martinis.

Hi, kids.

Hello, Eliot. AL: What are you doing here?

Thought I'd surprise you.

These cocktails are for a job well done.

Speaking of which, it appears that my work on this case

caught the attention of the Feds,

lots of praise, lots of applause, that kind of thing.

Wow.

You are still taking credit for our hard work.

It's very comforting to me to know that some things never change.

Well, now, it seems that some things do change.

It appears they appreciate my value more than others.

What's going on, Eliot?

I'm saying that because of your hard work,

I am getting a promotion

to Miami-Dade Field Office of the FBI.

You don't wanna go work with the Feds, right?

I mean, we're way more fun. There's no way you're gonna accept that.

Oh, I'm sorry, but it's time for me to move on up.

So we have to break in another boss?

You were just getting to the point

where you understood that I am always right.

Wow.

I am touched by this outpouring of sentiment,

but honestly, I would like to raise a glass

to the two finest detectives I've ever worked with.

You are also the two biggest pains in the ass

that I've ever worked with.

Before we drink, I wanna say something.

To one of the smartest,

weirdest,

kindest people I've worked with.

I'll drink to that.

Apple martinis are so '90s, Eliot.

They're delicious. Aw!

Agh!

Hmm.

I guess I have a going-away present for you.

I don't follow.

Oh, you will when you get your next credit card bill.

Al, you are a fine detective, but you're a better man.

Thank you.

And how you put up with that every single day,

I'll just... I'll never know.

And, Carrie, I will deny this if you ever repeat it.

But you are the best.

Don't forget me.

Well, I couldn't forget you even if I wanted to.

But the good news is, I don't.

Drink up.

He flew all the way to Miami to tell us he's leaving.

Al, I think I'm gonna miss him.

I know. Me, too.

To Eliot.

Yes.

To Eliot. For him.

All right.