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♪ First I was
afraid I was petrified ♪
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♪ Kept thinking
I could never live ♪
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♪ Without you by my side ♪
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♪ But then I spent
So many nights ♪
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♪ Thinking how
You did me wrong ♪
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♪ And I grew strong ♪
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♪ And I learned
How to get along ♪
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♪ And so you're back ♪
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♪ From outer space ♪
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♪ I just walked in
To find you here ♪
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♪ With that sad look
Upon your face ♪
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♪ I should have
Changed that stupid lock ♪
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♪ I should have
Made you leave your key ♪
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♪ If I'd known
For just one second ♪
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♪ You'd be back to bother me ♪
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♪ Go on now, go,
walk out the door ♪
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♪ Just turn around now ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're not
Welcome anymore ♪
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♪ Weren't you
The one who tried ♪
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♪ To hurt me with goodbye ♪
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♪ Do you think I'd crumble ♪
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♪ Did you think
I'd lay down and die ♪
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♪ Oh, no, not I,
I will survive ♪
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♪ Oh, as long as
I know how to love ♪
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♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
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♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
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♪ And I've got
All my love to give ♪
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♪ And I'll survive ♪
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♪ I will survive, hey, hey ♪
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Thank you, I do love applause
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but just throw money next time.
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Oh, good evening,
my beautiful kings
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and queens.
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Look, if you want to take
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a photograph, take it now.
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Because this is
as good as I get.
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It's very unprofessional
to drink on stage,
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so could you help me down?
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Oh, you're lovely.
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Cheers. Hmm.
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Oh, that's fucking better.
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Is there any lesbians here?
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Lesbi... Oooh, yes, yes.
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How long
have you known each other?
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20 minutes? Did I offend you?
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Thank fuck for that.
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Oooh, hello, big boy.
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Tell me something, if
I had a rooster and you had a donkey,
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and your donkey
hit my rooster, what
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what would you have? Hmm?
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My cock in your ass.
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Oh, I do love
a dirty audience.
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Are you two together?
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No shit.
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Um... Oh, hello.
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Are you alone? Oh, dear.
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Do you
know the difference
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between erotic and kinky?
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Let's see, an erotic person
uses a feather,
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and the kinky person uses
a whole fucking chicken.
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Oh, oh, sorry, boys,
he looks better.
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Oh, tell me something, big boy.
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Are you gay?
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Wait, you're straight?
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So is spaghetti
until it gets hot and wet.
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Is there a married couple here?
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Oh, oh, yes.
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You look married to me.
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How quaint. Tell me something,
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do you know
the difference between
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your job and your wife?
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After five years
your job will still suck.
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Sorry, darling.
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You know
why men are like motorcars?
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Because they always
pull out before
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checking to see if
anybody else is coming.
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Oh, you see,
darlings, I'm not fat.
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I'm just easier to see.
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♪ There's a hue of blue
In the air around you ♪
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♪ As I say ♪
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♪ I see nothing but sheets ♪
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♪ Of grey
Sliding over us for days ♪
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♪ I've been told
It might be easy ♪
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♪ I've been told to forgive me ♪
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♪ It isn't easy, oh ♪
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I'm so sorry,
Mr. Collins.
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Is there someone
I can call for you?
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- Family? Friends?
- Pardon?
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You have
any family or friends
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I could call for you?
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No, I've...
no family, no friends.
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I understand.
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This must have come
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as quite a shock.
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Yes, you could say that.
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Um, how long...
How long have I got?
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It's hard to say.
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Maybe six, seven weeks.
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Got an expiry date like
a piece of fucking chicken.
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You have an aggressive
form of cancer, mister Collins.
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It's spreading quickly.
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There's a group of people
who meet on Wednesday nights.
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It might help maybe
to talk with people who
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are going through
the same thing.
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I don't want to
spend the last six weeks
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of my life talking about
the last six weeks of my life.
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I can understand that.
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In the meantime,
I'm going to prescribe something
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that will ease
the pain a little bit.
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Make sure
you take these twice daily.
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Okay?
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Jackie, you in there?
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- What are you doing?
- Taking a shit.
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- That's not very lady-like, is it?
- Neither is my cock.
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Listen, we've got, uh... We've
got a new kid start tonight.
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His name's Faith, just
want you to show him around.
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You know, make him feel at home.
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Look, I am not
a fucking babysitter.
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I'm not asking you to hold his fucking
hand whilst he crosses the street, okay?
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Just give him a
little tour round, okay?
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Where is he?
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He's in the dressing room.
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Thank you very much.
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Ta-ta, ta-ta.
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Fucking unbelievable.
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Oh, fuckin' hell.
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Jesus.
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Anyway
Threw up all over his cock.
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Well, it's safe to say
you're never gonna
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- make a sword swallower, dear.
- What does he...
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Hey, um, exc... You're Faith?
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- Faith? Faith?
- Yes, I am. And you are?
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I am your fairy godmother,
you can call me Jackie.
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You're Jackie?
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I am.
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The one and only Jackie.
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I didn't
expect you to be so...
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Old, old? I know, old.
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Well, you gotta
pay the bills, kid.
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Do you mind?
You're sitting in my chair.
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Oh, sorry.
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How do you
walk in those high heels?
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- I've been practicing since I was nine.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, tell me, ahem, what is it you do?
You know, what's your thing?
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You're a comedian, you dance,
you sing? What is it?
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- What's your thing?
- I'm a singer.
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Oh, you're a s...
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Mollie, you think you got
a bit of competition here.
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Oh, bitch, please, the BFG ain't
got nothing on this, honey.
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Don't worry about her.
She's all bark and no bite.
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Now, listen, couple of rules
you've, uh, gotta know.
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First of all, there's
no fucking the customers.
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Now, I know that sounds
very obvious, but...
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I mean, you've got no idea how...
No, no, it happens.
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So, whatever
you've got in your panties,
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you just keep it in there.
Alright?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Secondly, all your tips are your own.
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We don't share shit here.
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Now, you know, generally,
the audience are pretty,
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you know, generous as long
as you give them what they want.
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Well, within reason, remember.
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- What's the first rule?
- No fucking the customers.
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Good. Good. Now, third rule is,
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if anybody touches you,
you know, inappropriately,
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you've got all
the permission in the world
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to beat
the living shit out of them.
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Fine?
Everything makes sense with you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Good. Oh, yeah.
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Arrive 15 minutes early,
Alex will love you.
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Uh, talk of the devil.
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Kid, you're up.
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Let's go.
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Oh, hey.
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Why are you Faith?
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'Cause everyone
needs a bit of faith
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in their lives, darling.
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I give her a week.
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♪ I'm the sixth queen ♪
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♪ I'm the wrong queen ♪
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♪ I've got mascara
Running through my bloodstream ♪
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♪ I'm on the hot step ♪
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♪ I've got a broken heart ♪
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♪ I want to be a cherry-lipped
Little cheap tart ♪
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♪ There's a boy
with a monobrow and clubfoot ♪
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♪ And his family own
All the village huts ♪
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♪ So I traveled to New York ♪
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♪ Sold my crotch
For a dollar and a short ♪
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♪ There's a symphony
In my heart ♪
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♪ And I've lost all my morals ♪
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♪ Down an alleyway,
Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
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♪ Bloody murder, my life has
♪ Moved in strange ways ♪
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♪ I was the sixth queen
♪ From the start ♪
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♪ But I cast all my morals ♪
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♪ On a tube train,
Boot polish, sky gaze ♪
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♪ Bloody murder my life has
Moved in strange ways ♪
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Hey.
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Hey.
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But what's your story?
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What do you mean?
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How did you
learn to sing like that?
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Self-taught, darling.
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I've been singing my whole life
ever since I was a little girl.
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So, how did you end up here?
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Mmh.
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Well, when I told
my father I wanted to be
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a singer,
he told me to get a real job.
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And when I told him I wanted to
give blowjobs, he fucking lost it.
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Kicked me out.
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The worst thing is he was right.
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There's no fucking money in it.
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This is the best gig in town.
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How old are you?
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Don't ask a lady her age.
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I'm 21.
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How old are you?
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- 74.
- Fuck it out.
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Shouldn't you be in an old
people's home or something?
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Listen, I don't piss
in my pants yet, you know.
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And when I eat,
I drool just a little.
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I mean, I can drive a car.
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- There's a lot of fight left in me still.
- Mmh.
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Well, you look good for
your age if that means anything.
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Mmh. Yeah, it does.
Thank you. Yeah.
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Hey. Hey.
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Who do we have there?
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A couple of fucking puffs?
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- Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
- Fucking faggots.
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It's not right.
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Alright. Fuck off.
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How are we gonna do it then?
One at a time or all at once?
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I mean I got quite a tight ass, but
probably about three inches between you.
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- Fuck you say?
- Well, that's why you're in this back alley, isn't it?
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To get in my back alley.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh. Jeez.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh.
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Are you alright?
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I thought you said you still
had a bit of fight left in you.
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Oh.
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- -Ouw!
- Fucking moron, dickhead.
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Look what you've done!
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Fucking cowards.
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Fuck.
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You know, you didn't
have to put those back on.
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I can't give up, you
know.
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In hindsight, maybe we should've
gone back into the club.
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You think so?
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Yeah.
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I just hate hitting people
like that, you know.
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I haven't hit anybody
like that for 40 years.
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How did it make you feel?
254
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:44,698
Good.
255
00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:46,967
Makes you feel alive, right?
256
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:49,936
Briefly.
257
00:14:53,005 --> 00:14:54,238
Do you want a coffee
or something?
258
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,976
Mmh? No. No. No.
I'm fine, really.
259
00:15:05,818 --> 00:15:07,685
- Mmh?
- Could I borrow some money, please?
260
00:15:07,687 --> 00:15:09,854
I left my purse at the club.
261
00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:11,189
Yeah, yeah, of course.
262
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:17,195
Please go to room number five.
263
00:15:17,197 --> 00:15:19,864
Look, there you go. It's alright
264
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:22,101
Please go to room number five.
265
00:15:23,803 --> 00:15:24,902
Mr. Collins.
266
00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:26,370
He's here.
267
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,705
The doctor will see you now.
268
00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:29,706
Thank you.
269
00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,753
And so, do you, uh,
270
00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:43,120
do you want a lift anywhere?
271
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,691
No, it's fine,
I have my car.
272
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:50,964
Well, that was
one hell of a night.
273
00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:54,132
It was fun.
274
00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:55,970
I can
think of other words.
275
00:15:58,438 --> 00:16:00,838
Are you working tomorrow night?
276
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,840
Well, as long
as I'm not fired, yes.
277
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,307
Oh, don't worry about that.
278
00:16:04,309 --> 00:16:06,779
I'll clear it with Alex,
you'll be fine.
279
00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:12,050
Well, I suppose I'll
see you tomorrow then, Jackie.
280
00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:13,817
Yes, tomorrow.
281
00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:15,720
Thank you.
282
00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:31,304
Oh, fuck.
283
00:16:44,284 --> 00:16:45,983
Fuck me, what?
284
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:47,121
Open, open it.
285
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:53,791
- What the fuck are you doing?
- I'm sleeping in my car.
286
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:57,128
- You are sleeping in your car.
- Yes.
287
00:16:57,130 --> 00:17:01,065
Oh, God. Look, get your things together.
Come on. Get out of there. Come with me.
288
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:05,136
Come with me. Just get out of
the car and come with me.
289
00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:07,170
- Would you j... just get out of the car?
- Really?
290
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:11,408
Really. You can't sleep in your
bloody car for God's... Come on.
291
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:14,378
- You know, Jack...
- Just get your things, close the boot.
292
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,379
Get with me. Come on.
293
00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:19,984
♪ You keep me holding on ♪
294
00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:24,457
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
295
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:34,467
♪ Hey, chocolate ♪
296
00:17:36,268 --> 00:17:40,871
♪ Sunrise, never mind ♪
297
00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:45,243
♪ Smoke filled room
Blur my eyes ♪
298
00:17:45,245 --> 00:17:48,148
♪ You fucked me
And I felt it... ♪
299
00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:52,783
Thank you so much for this, Jackie. I promise
it's only one night. Just one night.
300
00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:56,823
No, listen. No, you can stay here
until you get somewhere permanent.
301
00:17:57,556 --> 00:18:01,125
- Really?
- Yeah, fine. No, listen, you'll be very comfortable here.
302
00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:04,529
Oh. What? Ooh.
303
00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:07,098
Great, fine.
That's... No, thank you.
304
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,100
That's lovely. Look, you...
You know, sleep well.
305
00:18:10,102 --> 00:18:11,168
See you in the morning. Okay?
306
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,036
- Okay.
- I see.
307
00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:14,073
Thank you.
308
00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:19,310
♪ So what are you waiting for ♪
309
00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:22,116
♪ You keep me holding on ♪
310
00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:26,583
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
311
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:29,122
♪ Hey, chocolate... ♪
312
00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:37,427
Fuck!
313
00:18:37,429 --> 00:18:38,765
Mm-hmm.
314
00:18:47,506 --> 00:18:50,340
Oh, what the fuck.
315
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:00,320
Oh, shit.
316
00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:06,256
What the fuck are you doing?
317
00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,559
- You scared me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
318
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:13,063
Look, please, please, would you
turn the music down a little?
319
00:19:13,065 --> 00:19:15,032
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
320
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,466
Now, can you please sit down?
321
00:19:16,468 --> 00:19:18,069
I've made you breakfast.
322
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:19,369
You made me breakfast.
323
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:20,439
Yes, take a seat.
324
00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:23,576
Oh, thank you very much.
325
00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:27,611
Who's the girl
in all the pictures?
326
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:31,050
It's, um, it's my daughter.
327
00:19:32,017 --> 00:19:34,051
- Daughter?
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:35,086
What's her name?
329
00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:36,320
Her name's Lily.
330
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:37,957
So you're not one of us, then?
331
00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:42,525
What do you mean one of us? Hmm?
332
00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:43,930
The gays, darling.
333
00:19:45,098 --> 00:19:48,899
- No, I'm not a gay.
- Fuck off.
334
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,037
No, it's true.
But I tell you one thing, right?
335
00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:57,010
I-I do like dressing as a woman,
but I also like being with women.
336
00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:02,282
Do you dress like a woman
outside of the club?
337
00:20:03,615 --> 00:20:05,282
Hm.
338
00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:06,853
Sort of as often as I can.
339
00:20:08,353 --> 00:20:10,890
Well, there's plenty of
time to turn you, darling.
340
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:16,963
- What about you?
- I don't think that what's between my legs defines me.
341
00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:21,032
I'd prefer not
to be stuck in a box.
342
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,198
Hm.
343
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,135
- Stereotyped.
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,637
- I'm not a guy. I'm not a girl.
- Hm.
345
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:27,571
I'm an individual.
346
00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:28,939
I'm Faith.
347
00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:29,976
Yeah, fine.
348
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:33,646
Where in the world is Lily?
349
00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:41,053
I, um, I don't know.
350
00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:47,593
We, um... haven't
spoken for 10 years.
351
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:53,066
Why?
352
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,568
We had an argument.
353
00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:57,638
Because?
354
00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:00,407
Because I wouldn't go
355
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:03,043
to her mother's funeral.
356
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,110
Why?
357
00:21:07,112 --> 00:21:12,018
Well...
358
00:21:13,753 --> 00:21:16,657
When my wife was dying,
359
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:19,657
she told me not to be there.
360
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:22,193
- She said that?
- Yeah, she did.
361
00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:25,131
Because you enjoyed...
you liked to dress as a woman?
362
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:29,369
Daughter never forgave me.
363
00:21:32,438 --> 00:21:33,473
Jackie?
364
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:38,475
What the fuck are you doing?
365
00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:39,776
What do you think I'm doing?
366
00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:42,612
I'm praying to the East.
367
00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:46,149
Do you know how many different people's
piss is on that floor? Disgusting.
368
00:21:46,151 --> 00:21:48,284
I do now. Thank you.
369
00:21:48,286 --> 00:21:50,286
- Can I see you in my office two secs?
- Why? What's wrong?
370
00:21:50,288 --> 00:21:51,655
Just two secs, two secs.
371
00:21:51,657 --> 00:21:54,058
Alright.
372
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:56,426
- Fuck!
- Do you want a drink?
373
00:21:56,428 --> 00:21:58,462
Why the fuck not?
374
00:21:58,464 --> 00:21:59,499
Alright.
375
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,800
Here.
376
00:22:02,802 --> 00:22:04,036
Thanks.
377
00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:09,340
So, um,
so the kid's moved in with you?
378
00:22:09,342 --> 00:22:11,809
Yes. Just for a little
while until he gets settled in.
379
00:22:11,811 --> 00:22:14,244
You think that's
a good idea, do you?
380
00:22:14,246 --> 00:22:15,178
What do you mean?
381
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,513
What do I mean?
382
00:22:16,515 --> 00:22:17,680
I mean the kid's only
383
00:22:17,682 --> 00:22:19,582
21 years old, for fuck's sake.
384
00:22:19,584 --> 00:22:21,217
I'm a little confused.
385
00:22:21,219 --> 00:22:23,753
What are you-
what are you accusing me of?
386
00:22:23,755 --> 00:22:27,058
I just don't think it's
a very good idea. That's all.
387
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,659
What? Because you think that I want to
fuck him? Is that what you're saying?
388
00:22:29,661 --> 00:22:33,330
- Hey. That's not what I said.
- Oh, no, because you don't have the balls
389
00:22:33,332 --> 00:22:36,067
- to say it to my face.
- Listen, we're just-
390
00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:38,638
- talking here, alright?
- I am not gay.
391
00:22:43,342 --> 00:22:45,277
- You're not?
- No, I am not.
392
00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:52,582
- Well... Well, I just assumed.
- Oh, yes, you assumed.
393
00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:54,685
Just because
I like wearing dresses,
394
00:22:54,687 --> 00:22:56,587
I must like sucking cock.
395
00:22:56,589 --> 00:22:58,421
Is that it?
396
00:22:58,423 --> 00:23:00,693
Well, yeah.
397
00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:03,063
Kind of.
398
00:23:04,096 --> 00:23:07,665
Look, the kid has
got nowhere to live.
399
00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:10,501
Do you know how
fucking scary that must be?
400
00:23:10,503 --> 00:23:13,471
I know. Wait, hey. Would you?
Hey, he can stay with you.
401
00:23:13,473 --> 00:23:15,840
- Would you like that?
- Listen, no. It's fine.
402
00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:19,142
I think... I think you're
doing a-a good job.
403
00:23:19,144 --> 00:23:21,714
Thanks for the fucking drink.
404
00:23:30,389 --> 00:23:34,157
We live in an age where there's
brand new gender issues, isn't there?
405
00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:35,826
And there's a lot
of genders going on
406
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:37,594
and some people
get a little bit confused.
407
00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:40,130
For instance,
I know a guy, alright,
408
00:23:40,132 --> 00:23:42,632
who used to be a guy
and she's now a girl.
409
00:23:42,634 --> 00:23:47,271
And now that she's a girl, she's a
lesbian, and some people might say,
410
00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,439
"I don't get that."
You know what?
411
00:23:49,441 --> 00:23:52,909
I don't get that, but maybe it's
not for me to get, right?
412
00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:54,911
Maybe it's just not
for me to understand.
413
00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:58,381
But at the same, I reckon
give me a couple of years,
414
00:23:58,383 --> 00:24:01,151
and slowly but surely,
all the names
415
00:24:01,153 --> 00:24:03,888
for gender will
permeate my consciousness.
416
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:06,157
But in the meantime,
can everyone else
417
00:24:06,159 --> 00:24:07,858
just calm the fuck down
418
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,693
if I accidentally say trannie?
419
00:24:11,831 --> 00:24:13,496
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
420
00:24:13,498 --> 00:24:15,765
now for the main event
of the evening.
421
00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:18,334
Please stand your feet,
clap your hands,
422
00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:20,937
and welcome
all the way to the microphone.
423
00:24:20,939 --> 00:24:26,577
It's Jackie!
424
00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:33,587
Do you know what
a man's balanced diet is?
425
00:24:34,653 --> 00:24:36,387
A beer bottle in each hand.
426
00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:39,557
A man went into a candy shop,
427
00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:41,391
had to buy some condoms,
428
00:24:41,393 --> 00:24:42,525
and the cashier said,
429
00:24:42,527 --> 00:24:44,294
"Um, do you want a bag?"
430
00:24:44,296 --> 00:24:46,230
He said, "She's not that ugly."
431
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:51,301
I do
love a dirty audience.
432
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:53,870
Do you know
the difference between a hooker
433
00:24:53,872 --> 00:24:56,740
and-and-and
a drug dealer?
434
00:24:56,742 --> 00:24:59,909
Well,
a hooker can wash her crack
435
00:24:59,911 --> 00:25:00,910
and resell it.
436
00:25:03,248 --> 00:25:05,715
Oh, dear, oh dear. I'm so sorry.
437
00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:08,886
My boyfriend was so rough
with me last night.
438
00:25:10,389 --> 00:25:12,822
Do you know what the saggy boob
439
00:25:12,824 --> 00:25:16,260
said to the other saggy boob?
440
00:25:16,262 --> 00:25:17,628
If we don't get some support,
441
00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:19,263
people would think we're nuts.
442
00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:29,673
So, let me get this straight.
You haven't taken any of your pills?
443
00:25:29,675 --> 00:25:32,009
- No, I haven't taken any of my pills.
- Because you dropped them?
444
00:25:32,011 --> 00:25:34,712
- Yes, because I dropped them.
- In urine?
445
00:25:34,714 --> 00:25:36,616
Yes, I dropped
them in the urine.
446
00:25:37,650 --> 00:25:40,451
You know,
this isn't a joke, Mr. Collins.
447
00:25:40,453 --> 00:25:42,619
Those pills are
meant to ease your pain.
448
00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:44,754
You need to take them every day.
449
00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:47,358
You know,
last night can't happen again.
450
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,994
Yeah, fine. Look, doc, just, you know,
write me another prescription for the pills
451
00:25:50,996 --> 00:25:52,599
and I'll-I'll be on my way.
452
00:25:54,633 --> 00:25:59,535
- So, you collapsed on stage?
- Yes, I collapsed on stage.
453
00:25:59,537 --> 00:26:02,305
- Was it hot on the stage?
- What... Of course, it was hot on stage.
454
00:26:02,307 --> 00:26:05,708
I mean, they've got lights and the
air conditioning hasn't worked since,
455
00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,811
I don't know, mid-90s.
456
00:26:07,813 --> 00:26:11,282
Look. I think you might
want to think about
457
00:26:11,284 --> 00:26:12,518
taking a back step.
458
00:26:13,718 --> 00:26:17,454
You mean giving up performing?
459
00:26:17,456 --> 00:26:18,755
It's not helping you.
460
00:26:18,757 --> 00:26:20,459
The stress, the conditions.
461
00:26:21,494 --> 00:26:24,927
At your age, you should be
living a more relaxed life.
462
00:26:24,929 --> 00:26:29,733
A more relaxed life? I'm dying,
for fuck's sake. How relaxed can you be?
463
00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:32,403
- I mean that's what's happening to me, isn't, it doctor?
- Yes.
464
00:26:32,405 --> 00:26:36,372
And there's absolutely nothing you can do
about it. I mean, with all of your expertise
465
00:26:36,374 --> 00:26:39,510
and all the millions of pounds
they put in cancer research.
466
00:26:39,512 --> 00:26:42,612
I mean, none of that's
gonna stop me from dying, right?
467
00:26:42,614 --> 00:26:47,318
- Yes, that's correct.
- So, if I'm dying and there's nothing anyone can do about it,
468
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,587
I mean, you know, why should I
give up doing what I love?
469
00:26:50,589 --> 00:26:52,656
I mean, what is that
gonna do for me, doctor?
470
00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:54,858
Would it give me,
uh, one extra week,
471
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:58,094
two extra weeks?
I mean, fucking wonderful.
472
00:26:58,096 --> 00:27:00,496
Dying is shit.
Did you know that?
473
00:27:00,498 --> 00:27:03,599
It is...
It fucking sucks, doctor.
474
00:27:03,601 --> 00:27:06,369
And look, if nothing
anybody can do about it
475
00:27:06,371 --> 00:27:07,838
and I'm going to die, right,
476
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,572
well, I'm going to make certain
477
00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:12,975
that I'm going to
enjoy the last few weeks
478
00:27:12,977 --> 00:27:17,046
before leaving
this shitty, fucking planet.
479
00:27:17,048 --> 00:27:19,285
Is that alright
with you, doctor?
480
00:27:20,753 --> 00:27:22,485
Yes. That's okay.
481
00:27:22,487 --> 00:27:23,856
Good.
482
00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:26,293
Is he okay?
483
00:27:27,426 --> 00:27:28,859
Oh, yes. He'll be fine.
484
00:27:28,861 --> 00:27:29,926
He'll be fine.
485
00:27:33,431 --> 00:27:37,568
- Here, why don't you have a drink of whisky.
- No, thanks.
486
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:40,704
Oh, come on.
It'll make a man of you.
487
00:27:40,706 --> 00:27:43,607
Okay, darling, I don't need
to be made a man of, but I'll try.
488
00:27:43,609 --> 00:27:44,707
Okay.
489
00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:45,745
Here you go.
490
00:27:46,778 --> 00:27:47,813
Drink up.
491
00:27:49,114 --> 00:27:50,046
Mm.
492
00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:53,652
I took you for a swallower.
493
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:57,920
- How can you make jokes at a time like this?
- What do you mean?
494
00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:00,057
Well, look, you don't
even look like you give a shit.
495
00:28:00,059 --> 00:28:01,958
I know what
my face is looking like,
496
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,660
but of course I give a shit,
of course I give a shit.
497
00:28:04,662 --> 00:28:06,397
I mean, who...
I don't want to die.
498
00:28:06,399 --> 00:28:10,567
Who the fuck wants
to die, eh? Hm?
499
00:28:10,569 --> 00:28:13,637
Well, look, they cure cancer all the
time, maybe they can still do something.
500
00:28:13,639 --> 00:28:15,004
Well, if they catch it
early enough.
501
00:28:15,006 --> 00:28:16,042
Have they?
502
00:28:17,543 --> 00:28:18,712
No, they never did.
503
00:28:20,845 --> 00:28:21,880
What do we do now?
504
00:28:23,582 --> 00:28:25,115
Get pissed.
505
00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:27,451
Hm.
506
00:28:27,453 --> 00:28:29,789
- Got a bit on the chin there.
- Yeah, I know.
507
00:28:30,855 --> 00:28:33,857
- What about your daughter?
- What about her?
508
00:28:33,859 --> 00:28:37,694
Well, you're gonna have to
tell her that you're dying.
509
00:28:37,696 --> 00:28:40,696
Tell my daughter, who hates me,
510
00:28:40,698 --> 00:28:41,732
that I'm gonna die?
511
00:28:41,734 --> 00:28:42,832
Yes, absolutely.
512
00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:47,406
I wouldn't even
know where to find her.
513
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,973
Facebook.
514
00:28:49,975 --> 00:28:52,379
What the fuck is Facebook?
515
00:29:08,794 --> 00:29:12,596
- Is this the first laptop ever invented?
- I bought it in a boot sale.
516
00:29:12,598 --> 00:29:14,531
- You bought a laptop at a car boot sale?
- I bought it in a boot sale.
517
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:18,968
- Does it even have the Internet?
- What's the Internet? Come on.
518
00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:21,205
'Course I know what
the fucking Internet is.
519
00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,107
I mean, where's your sense of humor?
I'm the one who's dying.
520
00:29:24,109 --> 00:29:26,209
I'm not a
fucking caveman, you know.
521
00:29:26,211 --> 00:29:29,111
- Coming from the man who didn't know what Facebook is.
- Mm-hmm.
522
00:29:29,113 --> 00:29:31,180
Now, let me set
this profile up for you.
523
00:29:31,182 --> 00:29:32,983
- Do you want to set one up?
- Well, wh... why?
524
00:29:32,985 --> 00:29:34,721
I'm gonna be dead in a month.
525
00:29:37,188 --> 00:29:39,555
- Do you have to be so fucking blunt about it?
- I'm sorry. I really...
526
00:29:39,557 --> 00:29:40,924
You're not
gonna cry again, are you?
527
00:29:40,926 --> 00:29:42,759
Well, no. I'm just
a very emotional person.
528
00:29:42,761 --> 00:29:44,026
Okay, fine. Now, tell me,
529
00:29:44,028 --> 00:29:46,796
How... how do I find my daughter?
530
00:29:46,798 --> 00:29:47,965
What's her name?
531
00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:49,068
Lily Collins.
532
00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:53,570
Wait, so that means
that you're Jackie Collins?
533
00:29:53,572 --> 00:29:56,106
No, I'm Jack Collins.
Jack, well, you know...
534
00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:57,573
How am I only just
finding that out now?
535
00:29:57,575 --> 00:29:58,708
You've never asked me before.
536
00:29:58,710 --> 00:30:00,511
- Jack Collins.
- Jack.
537
00:30:00,513 --> 00:30:03,080
- Jack Collins.
- Jack. J-A-C-K.
538
00:30:03,082 --> 00:30:04,648
- Okay.
- Right.
539
00:30:04,650 --> 00:30:06,582
- Is this her?
- No, that's not her.
540
00:30:06,584 --> 00:30:07,783
There's quite a few left.
541
00:30:07,785 --> 00:30:09,119
No, no, I'm fine. Next.
542
00:30:09,121 --> 00:30:10,654
No, no, that's not her.
543
00:30:10,656 --> 00:30:12,459
No, whoa...
544
00:30:13,993 --> 00:30:15,028
Is it...
545
00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:17,630
That's my little girl.
546
00:30:21,699 --> 00:30:23,533
Should we send her
a message, then?
547
00:30:23,535 --> 00:30:24,967
An email perhaps,
you have email, right?
548
00:30:24,969 --> 00:30:27,070
I've got email,
yeah, I've got email.
549
00:30:27,072 --> 00:30:30,240
But tell me, a message.
But what... what...
550
00:30:30,242 --> 00:30:34,110
- I mean, what am I gonna say?
- Well, just invite her for a coffee or something.
551
00:30:34,112 --> 00:30:37,548
The last time I invited her for a cup of coffee,
she said she never wanted to see me again.
552
00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:40,250
- Yeah, because she was angry. You just apologize.
- Apologize?
553
00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:42,919
What do you mean apologize? It's
not gonna be easy just saying,
554
00:30:42,921 --> 00:30:45,789
"Oh, girl, I'm sorry." You know,
it's not gonna be that easy.
555
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,957
Yeah, well, get on your hands
and knees and beg, Jackie.
556
00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:49,792
- This is your daughter we're talking about.
- Alright.
557
00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:51,261
- Alright?
- Yes. Okay.
558
00:30:51,263 --> 00:30:52,795
I've got to go to
the little girls room.
559
00:30:52,797 --> 00:30:54,097
- Okay, it's fine.
- I expect you to have
560
00:30:54,099 --> 00:30:57,033
- a full message written.
- I'm gonna do it.
561
00:30:57,035 --> 00:30:57,970
I'm going to do it.
562
00:30:59,572 --> 00:31:02,909
- Do it.
- I'm doing it. Can't you see I'm doing it?
563
00:31:03,942 --> 00:31:04,977
Fuck.
564
00:31:08,046 --> 00:31:12,084
Dearest Lily...
565
00:31:18,957 --> 00:31:20,759
I've got so much to say.
566
00:31:22,828 --> 00:31:24,931
I really don't
know how to begin.
567
00:31:27,365 --> 00:31:32,269
I... I know you hate me.
568
00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:36,643
I know you hate me.
569
00:31:42,014 --> 00:31:43,647
I really don't blame you.
570
00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:45,314
I'm...
571
00:31:45,316 --> 00:31:51,890
Oh, I made
the most terrible mistake.
572
00:31:52,957 --> 00:31:56,595
And I would really, um...
573
00:31:57,795 --> 00:32:01,298
I mean I'd love to, you know,
have a... a cup of coffee
574
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:04,704
because um, I really miss you.
575
00:32:05,803 --> 00:32:09,342
Miss you, you.
576
00:32:11,142 --> 00:32:16,879
And I... I'm so sorry.
577
00:32:16,881 --> 00:32:20,119
I... made so many mistakes.
578
00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:22,822
I apologize.
579
00:32:29,027 --> 00:32:34,900
I miss you and I love you.
580
00:32:37,136 --> 00:32:39,168
I'm so sorry
I wasn't there for you.
581
00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:43,942
I'm so sorry I
wasn't there for you.
582
00:32:46,879 --> 00:32:49,182
I love you.
583
00:32:53,017 --> 00:32:54,053
Dad.
584
00:34:04,823 --> 00:34:07,959
Fucking elegant, Jesus.
585
00:34:41,526 --> 00:34:46,028
♪ You're
everything I need to survive ♪
586
00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:51,100
♪ I'm broken, baby,
Help me to fly ♪
587
00:34:51,102 --> 00:34:53,972
♪ I wish it was only you ♪
588
00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:58,811
♪ Let it be only you ♪
589
00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:05,051
♪ Could it be only you and I ♪
590
00:35:06,318 --> 00:35:10,854
♪ So won't you bring me
Back to the light ♪
591
00:35:10,856 --> 00:35:14,827
♪ I wish it was only you, yeah ♪
592
00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:19,364
♪ Let it be only you, oh ♪
593
00:35:21,032 --> 00:35:25,103
♪ Could it be only you and I ♪
594
00:35:26,238 --> 00:35:33,209
♪ So won't you bring me
Back to the light ♪
595
00:35:43,188 --> 00:35:45,222
Thank you, darling.
596
00:35:45,224 --> 00:35:46,990
Thank you.
597
00:35:46,992 --> 00:35:48,361
Thank you very much.
598
00:35:49,394 --> 00:35:50,830
You look fabulous.
599
00:35:53,264 --> 00:35:57,066
So this is, um, this was
what was on your bucket list?
600
00:35:57,068 --> 00:36:02,638
Yeah, well, um,
I haven't seen a pair of
601
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:07,010
breasts, you know,
for about 20 years, you know.
602
00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:08,347
Mm-hmm.
603
00:36:10,883 --> 00:36:14,617
I didn't even know these places
were open in the day, to be honest.
604
00:36:14,619 --> 00:36:16,288
No, neither did.
605
00:36:18,956 --> 00:36:21,124
You know,
they do toasted sandwiches here.
606
00:36:21,126 --> 00:36:23,459
- What?
- Do you fancy a toasted sandwich?
607
00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:26,495
Uh, yeah, I mean, why not?
608
00:36:26,497 --> 00:36:27,997
Great.
609
00:36:33,271 --> 00:36:35,571
Fucking hell.
610
00:36:35,573 --> 00:36:37,175
I know.
611
00:36:40,177 --> 00:36:42,044
You wanna dance with her?
612
00:36:42,046 --> 00:36:46,149
No, come on,
I'm too old to dance with her.
613
00:36:46,151 --> 00:36:48,651
No, you idiot,
she dances for you.
614
00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:50,352
What?
615
00:36:50,354 --> 00:36:52,187
You do nothing.
Come on, let me treat you.
616
00:36:52,189 --> 00:36:55,457
No, no, really,
no, really. No. No.
617
00:36:55,459 --> 00:36:57,928
I mean,
I wouldn't know what to do.
618
00:36:57,930 --> 00:36:59,162
You literally do nothing.
619
00:36:59,164 --> 00:37:00,664
Stop being a testicle?
620
00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:02,164
I'm not...
621
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:03,501
Now, which one do you fancy?
622
00:37:08,606 --> 00:37:10,307
How long have you
been doing this?
623
00:37:10,309 --> 00:37:11,410
Nearly a year.
624
00:37:12,477 --> 00:37:15,044
Do you... do you like it?
625
00:37:15,046 --> 00:37:17,113
- It's alright.
- Uh-huh.
626
00:37:17,115 --> 00:37:18,948
To meet some interesting people.
627
00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:21,417
Um, listen, you
really don't have to do this.
628
00:37:21,419 --> 00:37:23,553
I mean, I can tell my friend that
you did if you don't want to.
629
00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:25,021
You don't want me
to dance for you?
630
00:37:25,023 --> 00:37:27,957
Well, well, yes, I do, but,
631
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:31,097
you see, I'm, I'm very old now.
And, um, and listen, kid,
632
00:37:32,731 --> 00:37:35,064
- I could be your grandfather.
- You're serious, aren't you?
633
00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:37,302
Yeah, I don't want
weird about it.
634
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:40,273
Just sit back, okay?
635
00:37:43,575 --> 00:37:47,146
I don't want you to feel
like you have to do this. You...
636
00:37:53,485 --> 00:37:55,218
What's a handsome man
like you doing in
637
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:57,253
a strip club
at three in the afternoon?
638
00:37:57,255 --> 00:38:00,122
Well, I really didn't
have anywhere else to go.
639
00:38:00,124 --> 00:38:04,026
Oh, well, you know how
to make a girl feel special.
640
00:38:04,028 --> 00:38:07,030
- Oh, no. Sorry. No, I didn't mean that.
- I'm fucking with you.
641
00:38:07,032 --> 00:38:12,068
It's just, um, it... it's
that I haven't, you know, seen,
642
00:38:12,070 --> 00:38:16,740
I mean, really,
seen a woman for 20 years.
643
00:38:16,742 --> 00:38:21,044
And, you know, when you get an
old man like me, you know, look at
644
00:38:21,046 --> 00:38:24,247
girls and people think you're like
a, you know, a dirty old man.
645
00:38:24,249 --> 00:38:27,783
Some sort of awful pervert
or something like that.
646
00:38:27,785 --> 00:38:32,088
And, you know, mind you,
I could be something back in the '60s.
647
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:35,057
Do you know, I-I was really...
A lot of people thought
648
00:38:35,059 --> 00:38:37,426
I was, you know,
and sort of that desirable.
649
00:38:37,428 --> 00:38:40,195
I bet you used to get
all the girls back in the day.
650
00:38:40,197 --> 00:38:44,202
Well, there was really only one.
651
00:38:45,236 --> 00:38:47,336
We were high school sweethearts.
652
00:38:47,338 --> 00:38:49,638
Aw, cute.
How long were you together?
653
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,608
- 54 years.
- Fuck off.
654
00:38:51,610 --> 00:38:53,642
Yes. Yeah.
655
00:38:53,644 --> 00:38:56,546
Um, you haven't got a fella?
656
00:38:56,548 --> 00:38:59,349
I'm not really into boys,
if you know what I mean.
657
00:38:59,351 --> 00:39:01,718
- What do you mean boys?
- I prefer women.
658
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,454
Oh, you do? Oh, that's fine.
Oh, good on you. That's fine.
659
00:39:04,456 --> 00:39:06,158
I don't mind...
That's good. Good.
660
00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:12,765
So... what do you think?
661
00:39:14,198 --> 00:39:15,532
Amazing.
662
00:39:15,534 --> 00:39:19,301
Thank you. Give me your hand.
663
00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:21,137
No, don't, really,
really, don't, no, no.
664
00:39:21,139 --> 00:39:23,242
- Give me your hand, it's grand.
- They're cold.
665
00:39:26,544 --> 00:39:27,843
You have very soft hands.
666
00:39:27,845 --> 00:39:29,711
Thank you.
667
00:39:29,713 --> 00:39:31,016
I moisturize.
668
00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:34,149
I don't even know your name.
669
00:39:34,151 --> 00:39:35,186
Jack.
670
00:39:36,287 --> 00:39:40,823
Well, Jack, it's been
a pleasure to dance for you.
671
00:39:40,825 --> 00:39:43,626
- Thank you, it has.
- Come and see me again some time.
672
00:39:43,628 --> 00:39:48,263
Oh, yeah, definitely. Listen,
please, oh, wait a minute.
673
00:39:48,265 --> 00:39:51,667
- Oh, no, it's okay.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, really, really, look, please,
674
00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:55,204
I-I really,
I really want you to take it.
675
00:39:55,206 --> 00:39:56,738
- No, you really don't have to.
- No, no, thank you, no,
676
00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:58,841
you know, for the nice talk.
677
00:39:58,843 --> 00:40:00,642
I loved it.
678
00:40:00,644 --> 00:40:01,646
Thank you.
679
00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:08,550
- Hey, hold on, big boy.
- Mh.
680
00:40:08,552 --> 00:40:10,419
- Hold this for me a second.
- Yeah.
681
00:40:10,421 --> 00:40:11,521
Hold this.
682
00:40:11,523 --> 00:40:12,725
Oh, right.
683
00:40:17,128 --> 00:40:18,660
Thank you. I'll have that back.
684
00:40:18,662 --> 00:40:21,597
- Oh, yeah.
- How was it?
685
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:22,735
Spectacular.
686
00:40:23,802 --> 00:40:25,602
I mean, she was cute.
687
00:40:25,604 --> 00:40:27,669
If I was straight,
I'd totally ask her to
688
00:40:27,671 --> 00:40:29,305
sit in the back
of the cinema with me.
689
00:40:29,307 --> 00:40:32,142
What about you?
690
00:40:32,144 --> 00:40:33,475
What about me?
691
00:40:33,477 --> 00:40:38,148
- You know, you got a fella?
- No.
692
00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:42,153
I mean, there was this one boy,
but, um, didn't work out.
693
00:40:44,356 --> 00:40:45,390
Why?
694
00:40:47,726 --> 00:40:50,459
I suppose I loved him
more than he loved me.
695
00:40:50,461 --> 00:40:52,794
- It's a very complex thing, love.
- Mm.
696
00:40:52,796 --> 00:40:55,467
Sometimes I wonder why
we only have one word for it.
697
00:40:56,535 --> 00:40:58,434
Do you ever speak with him?
698
00:40:58,436 --> 00:41:01,336
- No, nothing left to say.
- Mm-hmm.
699
00:41:01,338 --> 00:41:04,742
Plus, I'm not the first person
to have my heart broken.
700
00:41:07,244 --> 00:41:10,512
Fucking no. It's depressing enough as it is.
701
00:41:10,514 --> 00:41:12,347
Come on,
what else do you wanna do?
702
00:41:12,349 --> 00:41:16,653
Well, there is... there is
something I'd like to do.
703
00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:19,789
So, listen, I'll see you tonight
at the club? Alright?
704
00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:21,459
Sure, yeah, no problem.
705
00:42:09,506 --> 00:42:14,343
Well, um, where to begin?
706
00:42:14,345 --> 00:42:17,446
Oh, yes, I went to a...
a strip club today.
707
00:42:17,448 --> 00:42:20,450
I met this lovely girl.
708
00:42:20,452 --> 00:42:21,486
Oh, no.
709
00:42:22,454 --> 00:42:23,722
Nothing like that.
710
00:42:24,756 --> 00:42:27,724
She showed me her breasts,
they were amazing.
711
00:42:27,726 --> 00:42:31,796
I mean just like... Well, actually,
yours were nicer, they were.
712
00:42:33,798 --> 00:42:37,535
Well, um, how've you been?
713
00:42:39,037 --> 00:42:43,305
I'm sorry I haven't
really been around too often.
714
00:42:43,307 --> 00:42:46,809
Because I didn't think
you really wanted me to
715
00:42:46,811 --> 00:42:51,816
and I still...
Still don't think you do.
716
00:42:53,952 --> 00:42:58,387
Well, um,
I have a bit of bad news.
717
00:42:58,389 --> 00:43:04,660
You see, I'm dying.
718
00:43:04,662 --> 00:43:05,930
I'm dying real quick.
719
00:43:07,499 --> 00:43:11,800
So, I'll be
seeing you real soon.
720
00:43:11,802 --> 00:43:14,704
I... I don't know
how you feel about that
721
00:43:14,706 --> 00:43:21,613
because... I'm a little
nervous my... myself.
722
00:43:24,081 --> 00:43:26,783
And anyway I...
I really wanted to come
723
00:43:26,785 --> 00:43:31,824
and tell you and, um,
ask you a favor.
724
00:43:34,492 --> 00:43:41,033
See, when I come up there,
um, please don't shout at me.
725
00:43:42,499 --> 00:43:48,805
Because, um,
I don't think I could
726
00:43:48,807 --> 00:43:53,910
stand for that all eternity
727
00:43:53,912 --> 00:43:57,683
because I know you...
You hate me.
728
00:43:58,916 --> 00:44:03,322
But I never... I never
really wanted you to know.
729
00:44:06,657 --> 00:44:08,693
I'm so sorry
I wasn't at the funeral.
730
00:44:11,496 --> 00:44:16,968
I really wanted to be, but how
could I be when you didn't want me.
731
00:44:18,135 --> 00:44:25,376
I... loved you too much to,
you know, hurt you again.
732
00:44:28,146 --> 00:44:34,352
I've never...
I've never stopped loving you.
733
00:44:37,956 --> 00:44:39,825
I really should be going.
734
00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:51,102
I am so terribly sorry.
735
00:44:53,805 --> 00:45:00,779
Well, see you real soon.
736
00:45:04,615 --> 00:45:06,017
Yeah.
737
00:45:12,023 --> 00:45:14,823
- I'll fucking kill you.
- I'd like to see you try, baby.
738
00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:17,859
- Fuck this...
- Ever since I came
739
00:45:17,861 --> 00:45:19,762
to this club, you've been
trying to take my shit.
740
00:45:19,764 --> 00:45:23,099
- Get the fuck off me.
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
741
00:45:23,101 --> 00:45:25,066
- You fucking piece of shit.
- What the fuck is going on here?
742
00:45:25,068 --> 00:45:26,736
- This bitch is trying
to steal my fucking style.
743
00:45:26,738 --> 00:45:27,870
It's just a coincidence.
744
00:45:27,872 --> 00:45:29,504
Beyoncé here decides
745
00:45:29,506 --> 00:45:31,673
- to lose her shit about it.
- Fuck you.
746
00:45:31,675 --> 00:45:34,709
- You're just jealous of my ass.
- Bitch, please.
747
00:45:34,711 --> 00:45:39,481
Look, would you just fuck...
Get the fuck out of here.
748
00:45:39,483 --> 00:45:41,149
Just go.
749
00:45:41,151 --> 00:45:43,852
Jesus, what are you doing?
750
00:45:43,854 --> 00:45:47,189
- That little shit is just wearing my makeup.
- He's just a kid.
751
00:45:47,191 --> 00:45:50,526
He's 21. He knows
not to be a little cunt.
752
00:45:50,528 --> 00:45:53,995
- Oh, you, you are just jealous.
- What are you talking about?
753
00:45:53,997 --> 00:45:56,566
Well, actually what I'm
talking about, you're nearly 50.
754
00:45:56,568 --> 00:45:58,733
No matter how much
you pull yourself in.
755
00:45:58,735 --> 00:46:01,604
No matter how many dresses you
wear, you're still gonna look
756
00:46:01,606 --> 00:46:04,573
older than him and he's still
gonna look younger than you.
757
00:46:04,575 --> 00:46:07,609
I'm like a fine wine, darling.
I get better with age.
758
00:46:07,611 --> 00:46:09,077
Yes, of course,
and some of the greatest wines
759
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:11,113
- I ever drunk were old.
- Exactly.
760
00:46:11,115 --> 00:46:14,186
But then I thought to myself,
"They're not fucking worth it."
761
00:46:22,593 --> 00:46:25,093
- Are you alright?
- Who the fuck does she think she is?
762
00:46:25,095 --> 00:46:27,095
- I mean, what is going on?
- What do you mean?
763
00:46:27,097 --> 00:46:30,066
What do I mean?
You had Mollie on the floor.
764
00:46:30,068 --> 00:46:32,068
You were beating
the living shit out of her.
765
00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:33,236
What do you want to say, Jackie?
766
00:46:33,238 --> 00:46:34,836
I want you to tell me the truth.
767
00:46:34,838 --> 00:46:36,137
- Do you want the truth?
- Yes, I do.
768
00:46:36,139 --> 00:46:37,707
The fuck all, alright?
769
00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:39,774
The fuck, I'm singing
for £40 a night,
770
00:46:39,776 --> 00:46:41,142
I'm sleeping
on your fucking sofa.
771
00:46:41,144 --> 00:46:43,111
My dad hates me.
772
00:46:43,113 --> 00:46:45,548
I broke my favorite
pair of fucking heels today.
773
00:46:45,550 --> 00:46:47,283
I don't have much,
but I've got style.
774
00:46:47,285 --> 00:46:50,119
So when someone tries to take
it from me, it pisses me off.
775
00:46:50,121 --> 00:46:51,754
You've always got me, Faith.
776
00:46:51,756 --> 00:46:53,025
Yeah, not for much longer.
777
00:46:55,226 --> 00:46:56,591
Okay, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean that.
778
00:46:56,593 --> 00:46:59,061
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
779
00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:01,129
Oh, yes you did.
780
00:47:01,131 --> 00:47:02,166
Jackie.
781
00:47:06,604 --> 00:47:07,903
Fuck.
782
00:47:21,285 --> 00:47:26,657
♪ Come my, little monkey
Quiet now, my pet ♪
783
00:47:27,791 --> 00:47:33,097
♪ Don't be such as sore puss
Don't be so upset ♪
784
00:47:34,097 --> 00:47:39,137
♪ All above the rainbow
I've got color you can borrow ♪
785
00:47:40,238 --> 00:47:46,278
♪ Don't be such a shady
I won't let you fail ♪
786
00:47:50,247 --> 00:47:55,753
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
787
00:47:56,954 --> 00:48:02,159
♪ Let's pull away the curtains ♪
788
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,599
♪ And open up your window ♪
789
00:48:10,267 --> 00:48:14,072
♪ I can be your light ♪
790
00:48:20,043 --> 00:48:25,816
♪ Let's climb up your mountain
I've got dynamite ♪
791
00:48:26,918 --> 00:48:32,954
♪ Let's blow up your burden
It's blocking up your sight ♪
792
00:48:32,956 --> 00:48:36,959
♪ Step out of that photo ♪
793
00:48:36,961 --> 00:48:40,396
♪ Let me be your shoulder ♪
794
00:48:40,398 --> 00:48:43,899
♪ Lower down your thunderbolt ♪
795
00:48:43,901 --> 00:48:46,772
♪ Don't be so upset ♪
796
00:48:50,675 --> 00:48:55,847
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
797
00:48:57,148 --> 00:49:02,187
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
798
00:49:03,988 --> 00:49:09,127
♪ Open up your window ♪
799
00:49:10,394 --> 00:49:14,332
♪ I can be your light ♪
800
00:49:16,834 --> 00:49:21,607
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
801
00:49:23,006 --> 00:49:28,380
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
802
00:49:29,914 --> 00:49:34,886
♪ Open up your window ♪
803
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,626
♪ I can be your light ♪
804
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:48,133
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
805
00:49:49,733 --> 00:49:54,972
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
806
00:49:56,374 --> 00:50:02,010
♪ Open up your window ♪
807
00:50:02,012 --> 00:50:06,651
♪ I can be your love ♪
808
00:50:09,253 --> 00:50:13,959
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪
809
00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:20,731
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪
810
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:27,238
♪ Open up your window ♪
811
00:50:29,173 --> 00:50:32,807
♪ I can be your love ♪
812
00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:39,851
♪ I can be your love ♪
813
00:50:42,352 --> 00:50:46,358
♪ I can be your love ♪
814
00:50:49,293 --> 00:50:54,900
♪ I can be I can be your love ♪
815
00:50:56,032 --> 00:50:57,365
♪ I can be your love ♪
816
00:50:57,367 --> 00:50:59,438
♪ I can be your love... ♪
817
00:51:12,983 --> 00:51:14,017
Hi.
818
00:51:17,889 --> 00:51:18,923
Hi.
819
00:51:20,157 --> 00:51:21,192
What are you doing?
820
00:51:22,793 --> 00:51:24,462
I'm having
a cheeky fag before work.
821
00:51:26,264 --> 00:51:28,133
why didn't you
come home last night?
822
00:51:29,901 --> 00:51:32,434
Uh, I didn't
think you wanted me to.
823
00:51:32,436 --> 00:51:36,041
What are
you talking about?
824
00:51:36,974 --> 00:51:40,008
You know, after what I said.
825
00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:42,514
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
826
00:51:43,914 --> 00:51:48,050
Listen, I'm not your dad,
you know that.
827
00:51:48,052 --> 00:51:50,454
Look, you've always
got a home with me, really.
828
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,395
Thank you, Jackie.
829
00:51:58,829 --> 00:52:02,530
You better have a shower, do you
know I can smell you right from here?
830
00:52:16,613 --> 00:52:19,150
So, do you have anything else
on your bucket list?
831
00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:23,255
Yes, yes, there is something.
832
00:52:37,034 --> 00:52:38,434
So, this is the place?
833
00:52:38,436 --> 00:52:39,905
Yeah, looks like it.
834
00:52:42,106 --> 00:52:44,039
Do you want us to
go in together?
835
00:52:44,041 --> 00:52:45,341
Well, of course
we're gonna go in together.
836
00:52:45,343 --> 00:52:48,276
Okay, well, do I look good?
837
00:52:48,278 --> 00:52:50,178
Yes, you look good. What?
838
00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:53,649
What the fuck, it's just a
drug dealer for, Christ's sake.
839
00:52:53,651 --> 00:52:56,021
- And?
- You look lovely.
840
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,355
Come on.
841
00:53:11,535 --> 00:53:12,667
Come on, Faith.
842
00:53:12,669 --> 00:53:14,370
Give me a
843
00:53:32,923 --> 00:53:34,689
You're, uh, Daryl?
844
00:53:34,691 --> 00:53:36,457
Yeah.
845
00:53:36,459 --> 00:53:38,026
This is Bianca.
846
00:53:38,028 --> 00:53:39,961
Very pleased to
meet you, Bianca.
847
00:53:39,963 --> 00:53:41,131
She's sleeping.
848
00:53:43,633 --> 00:53:45,466
What is it you want?
849
00:53:45,468 --> 00:53:48,504
Um, Alex gave me your address
and he said that he would
850
00:53:48,506 --> 00:53:51,606
text you, or call you and say
that we were gonna pop by.
851
00:53:51,608 --> 00:53:52,707
I didn't get a text.
852
00:53:52,709 --> 00:53:53,610
You didn't get a text?
853
00:53:55,512 --> 00:53:58,180
- This is not gonna be very good.
- I told you.
854
00:53:58,182 --> 00:53:59,517
It's fucking one in the morning.
855
00:54:01,485 --> 00:54:02,653
You're a guy, right?
856
00:54:05,189 --> 00:54:08,057
It depends what
your definition of a guy is.
857
00:54:08,059 --> 00:54:09,127
Well, you got a cock.
858
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,727
Yes, I do, yeah.
859
00:54:11,729 --> 00:54:13,064
So, you're a guy then?
860
00:54:14,164 --> 00:54:15,731
I mean, it's a little
more complicated than that,
861
00:54:15,733 --> 00:54:20,135
but it's late,
so I'd agree to disagree.
862
00:54:20,137 --> 00:54:21,640
Disagree that you've got a cock?
863
00:54:23,139 --> 00:54:25,073
Disagree that
that's what makes me a man.
864
00:54:25,075 --> 00:54:28,477
Well, I don't get it, guys got
cocks, women have got pussies.
865
00:54:28,479 --> 00:54:31,379
Simple as that, ain't it, mate?
What about you?
866
00:54:31,381 --> 00:54:33,215
- I think we ought to be going.
- I think so too.
867
00:54:33,217 --> 00:54:34,749
No, no, no. stay there.
868
00:54:34,751 --> 00:54:37,586
- You got money, right?
- Yes, I have, yeah.
869
00:54:37,588 --> 00:54:38,620
Let's do a bit of business.
870
00:54:38,622 --> 00:54:40,055
What is it you want?
871
00:54:40,057 --> 00:54:42,992
Um, what have you got?
872
00:54:42,994 --> 00:54:44,093
She's in a candy shop.
873
00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:45,430
I'm not your sugar daddy.
874
00:54:47,064 --> 00:54:48,030
Doesn't make any sense.
875
00:54:48,032 --> 00:54:49,100
The fuck did you say?
876
00:54:50,568 --> 00:54:51,499
Uh, nothing.
877
00:54:51,501 --> 00:54:53,301
You have coke?
878
00:54:53,303 --> 00:54:54,702
Of course I've got coke.
879
00:54:54,704 --> 00:54:55,704
Yes.
880
00:54:55,706 --> 00:54:57,008
How much do you want?
881
00:54:58,409 --> 00:55:01,410
Um, how much
do people usually take?
882
00:55:01,412 --> 00:55:02,410
Of cocaine?
883
00:55:02,412 --> 00:55:03,481
Yes, of cocaine.
884
00:55:04,481 --> 00:55:05,617
Is it just for tonight?
885
00:55:07,117 --> 00:55:09,651
It was just for
a one-off thing.
886
00:55:09,653 --> 00:55:13,321
- Okay, well, a gram should do you.
- Ok, yeah, fine. Gram.
887
00:55:13,323 --> 00:55:15,390
Alright.
888
00:55:15,392 --> 00:55:17,026
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, sure, I'm fine.
889
00:55:17,028 --> 00:55:18,727
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
890
00:55:18,729 --> 00:55:20,332
That will be 90.
891
00:55:22,499 --> 00:55:23,432
Pounds?
892
00:55:23,434 --> 00:55:25,370
Yes, pounds.
893
00:55:26,637 --> 00:55:28,570
Lot of difference from the '60s.
894
00:55:28,572 --> 00:55:30,606
Got off a bit since then. Yeah.
895
00:55:30,608 --> 00:55:31,977
Okay, 90.
896
00:55:46,090 --> 00:55:47,258
I'm a little bit short.
897
00:55:48,258 --> 00:55:49,758
You've got a fiver?
898
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,126
You're not serious, are you?
899
00:55:52,128 --> 00:55:53,128
Oy!
900
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,329
- 20, 30...
- Oy!
901
00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:58,200
- Excuse me, I'm counting.
- It's not a fairground. I don't take coppers.
902
00:55:58,202 --> 00:56:01,102
We didn't know it was
gonna be, you know, this much.
903
00:56:01,104 --> 00:56:03,738
Just fuck off out of my flat.
Just get out.
904
00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:07,075
Look. Can I give you 85
for half a gram?
905
00:56:07,077 --> 00:56:08,146
Is that alright?
906
00:56:10,381 --> 00:56:12,613
Yes, just give us that money.
Come on. Come on.
907
00:56:12,615 --> 00:56:14,582
- Give us it.
- Thank you very much.
908
00:56:14,584 --> 00:56:16,517
There you go now, bugger off.
909
00:56:16,519 --> 00:56:18,320
Thank you very much. Sorry.
910
00:56:18,322 --> 00:56:21,689
And you, twinkle tits, piss off.
911
00:56:21,691 --> 00:56:23,193
That's a lovely jacket, really.
912
00:56:28,198 --> 00:56:30,802
Kim, fruit case, uh, see that?
913
00:56:32,336 --> 00:56:36,805
Confusing. Fuck it.
914
00:56:36,807 --> 00:56:39,841
♪ So long, so long, so long ♪
915
00:56:39,843 --> 00:56:44,646
♪ Sending out a message to
The corners of the universe ♪
916
00:56:44,648 --> 00:56:47,419
♪ A mayday for Mother Earth ♪
917
00:56:48,452 --> 00:56:53,558
♪ The situation's
So much worse than I thought ♪
918
00:56:55,126 --> 00:56:59,894
♪ Can you hear the voices
In the middle of the Milky Way ♪
919
00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:03,499
♪ From 10 billion miles away ♪
920
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:07,401
♪ This is not where I belong ♪
921
00:57:07,403 --> 00:57:10,842
♪ Take me home, take me home ♪
922
00:57:40,838 --> 00:57:45,874
♪ Sending out a message to
The corners of the universe ♪
923
00:57:45,876 --> 00:57:49,811
♪ A mayday for Mother Earth ♪
924
00:57:49,813 --> 00:57:55,153
♪ The situation's
So much worse than I thought ♪
925
00:57:56,352 --> 00:58:01,289
♪ Can you hear the voices
in the middle of the Milky Way ♪
926
00:58:01,291 --> 00:58:04,892
♪ From 10 billion miles away ♪
927
00:58:04,894 --> 00:58:08,166
♪ This is not where I belong ♪
928
00:58:09,233 --> 00:58:12,303
♪ Take me home, take me home ♪
929
00:59:09,892 --> 00:59:11,329
Bloody thing.
930
00:59:38,289 --> 00:59:39,887
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
931
00:59:39,889 --> 00:59:45,327
It's okay, it's okay.
932
00:59:45,329 --> 00:59:48,430
It's okay, it's okay.
933
00:59:48,432 --> 00:59:49,400
It's okay.
934
00:59:53,704 --> 00:59:55,872
It's okay.
935
01:00:02,613 --> 01:00:03,915
It's okay.
936
01:00:05,615 --> 01:00:07,784
- I have a question.
- Yeah.
937
01:00:09,887 --> 01:00:12,620
When did you first
start wearing women's clothes?
938
01:00:12,622 --> 01:00:13,858
When did I start?
939
01:00:15,358 --> 01:00:16,992
Well, when did I start?
940
01:00:16,994 --> 01:00:19,030
I'm stupid for doing it.
941
01:00:20,564 --> 01:00:24,636
Must be... must be
near on 50 years now.
942
01:00:26,570 --> 01:00:28,035
Why?
943
01:00:28,037 --> 01:00:34,108
Why? Why?
944
01:00:34,110 --> 01:00:38,582
Makes me feel
a different person.
945
01:00:40,918 --> 01:00:43,084
- Different?
- Mm-hmm.
946
01:00:43,086 --> 01:00:45,553
And so you just
kept it a secret.
947
01:00:45,555 --> 01:00:48,959
I just preferred
not to tell anybody.
948
01:00:49,927 --> 01:00:53,861
- So then why did you tell your wife?
- I didn't.
949
01:00:53,863 --> 01:00:56,765
She came home early one day
950
01:00:56,767 --> 01:01:01,068
and she saw me
dancing to Tom Jones.
951
01:01:01,070 --> 01:01:02,838
So?
952
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,840
Wearing her wedding dress.
953
01:01:04,842 --> 01:01:06,874
No, it's not funny.
954
01:01:06,876 --> 01:01:09,111
- Fuck.
- Yeah, fuck.
955
01:01:09,113 --> 01:01:12,113
I must say that you do make
a very attractive woman, Jackie.
956
01:01:12,115 --> 01:01:16,521
Oh, for Christ's sake, don't...
Fuck off, Jesus Christ.
957
01:01:18,488 --> 01:01:21,490
I'm gonna get out of the fucking
bath, I got enough wrinkles.
958
01:01:21,492 --> 01:01:22,724
Yes, you do.
959
01:02:35,932 --> 01:02:38,133
You have really pretty nails.
960
01:02:38,135 --> 01:02:39,834
Do I?
961
01:02:39,836 --> 01:02:43,204
Oh, thank you,
thank you very much.
962
01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:47,876
My mom said I'm not allowed
to pick nails until I'm older.
963
01:02:47,878 --> 01:02:53,782
But you know something? I think... I think
your mommy is a very, very wise lady.
964
01:02:53,784 --> 01:02:55,483
- She is.
- Yes.
965
01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:57,251
It's okay, though,
it's my birthday soon.
966
01:02:57,253 --> 01:02:58,720
Is it your birthday?
967
01:02:58,722 --> 01:03:00,555
Yes, and I'm turning six.
968
01:03:00,557 --> 01:03:03,024
Wow, six.
969
01:03:03,026 --> 01:03:04,162
How old are you?
970
01:03:05,729 --> 01:03:07,595
How old do you think I am?
971
01:03:07,597 --> 01:03:09,099
Old, like 20.
972
01:03:10,267 --> 01:03:12,566
- That's near enough.
- Rosie.
973
01:03:12,568 --> 01:03:16,238
Rosie, what have I told you
about running away like that?
974
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,840
- No, it's really...
- Sorry, mommy.
975
01:03:18,842 --> 01:03:21,843
It's really alright, she's a...
She's a lovely little girl.
976
01:03:21,845 --> 01:03:26,046
- Thank you. Has she been bothering you?
- No, no, no, she's been lovely.
977
01:03:26,048 --> 01:03:27,716
- Say goodbye, Rosie.
- Bye.
978
01:03:27,718 --> 01:03:29,651
Bye, bye, Rosie,
very nice meeting you.
979
01:03:29,653 --> 01:03:31,789
- Bye.
- Bye, bye.
980
01:03:35,526 --> 01:03:40,262
What...
what is all this?
981
01:03:40,264 --> 01:03:43,999
- Surprise.
- Did you cook this?
982
01:03:44,001 --> 01:03:48,202
Yes, uh, well, when
I cooked this from a distance.
983
01:03:48,204 --> 01:03:51,138
It was in this recipe book.
Please take a seat.
984
01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:56,577
Oh. Thank you.
985
01:03:56,579 --> 01:03:58,079
You haven't tried it yet,
it could be shit.
986
01:03:58,081 --> 01:04:03,488
No, I'm saying
thank you... for everything.
987
01:04:05,255 --> 01:04:11,262
You know, if, um, if I had a son,
I'd want him to be exactly like you.
988
01:04:14,898 --> 01:04:18,099
You know, that's, um,
a really lovely thing to say.
989
01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:22,604
You're like the cross-dressing
granddad I always wanted.
990
01:04:22,606 --> 01:04:24,705
- Really?
- Mmh.
991
01:04:24,707 --> 01:04:27,008
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
992
01:04:27,010 --> 01:04:31,278
- Oh, and eye contact, otherwise it's seven years of bad sex.
- Seven years?
993
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,247
I don't think
I have to worry about that.
994
01:04:33,249 --> 01:04:34,985
Fuck you, I was
talking about me.
995
01:04:38,287 --> 01:04:39,620
Alright, then, go on, try it.
996
01:04:39,622 --> 01:04:40,657
Mm.
997
01:04:49,832 --> 01:04:52,334
Mm. Would you try
and get a takeaway?
998
01:04:52,336 --> 01:04:54,234
- Mm.
- Yeah?
999
01:04:54,236 --> 01:04:56,271
Oh, yeah. Finish up.
1000
01:04:56,273 --> 01:05:00,008
Do you know why
God created orgasms?
1001
01:05:00,010 --> 01:05:04,180
So that women could moan
even when they're having fun.
1002
01:05:05,182 --> 01:05:07,816
There was this old lady
and she went in to the dentist,
1003
01:05:07,818 --> 01:05:10,718
waited her turn, she went
inside, took her knickers off,
1004
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,120
sat in the chair,
lifted her legs up high.
1005
01:05:13,122 --> 01:05:18,292
And the dentist said, "Excuse me,
madam, I'm not a gynecologist."
1006
01:05:18,294 --> 01:05:20,829
And the old lady said,
"I know, I just
1007
01:05:20,831 --> 01:05:22,863
want you to remove
my husband's teeth."
1008
01:05:24,066 --> 01:05:26,700
Is that too much, is it? Oh.
1009
01:05:26,702 --> 01:05:29,771
Well, there's this
young man, and he took a big
1010
01:05:29,773 --> 01:05:31,972
bouquet of flowers
back to his girlfriend.
1011
01:05:31,974 --> 01:05:36,811
The girlfriend said, "Uh,
I suppose I've got to open my legs now."
1012
01:05:36,813 --> 01:05:39,213
He said,
"Why, don't we have a vase?"
1013
01:05:41,251 --> 01:05:43,318
'Cause the airplane was
crashing, the girl got up
1014
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,021
and screamed, she said,
"Oh, I'm gonna die."
1015
01:05:47,023 --> 01:05:48,823
So she stripped
herself naked, she said,
1016
01:05:48,825 --> 01:05:52,760
"If I'm gonna die,
I want to feel like a woman.
1017
01:05:52,762 --> 01:05:56,865
Is there any man here who can
make me feel like a woman?"
1018
01:05:56,867 --> 01:06:00,638
So a man stood up, ripped off his shirt,
threw it at her and said, "Here, wash that."
1019
01:06:01,704 --> 01:06:08,910
I said to my father, I said, "Oh,
I'm so tired of running around in circles."
1020
01:06:08,912 --> 01:06:11,182
So he nailed
my other foot to the floor.
1021
01:06:12,182 --> 01:06:15,019
I used to be
a very good father, oh, yes.
1022
01:06:17,887 --> 01:06:22,990
And I... I sang
to my little girl every night.
1023
01:06:22,992 --> 01:06:25,760
I told her little stories.
1024
01:06:25,762 --> 01:06:29,763
Christmas time,
I'd dress up as Father Christmas
1025
01:06:29,765 --> 01:06:33,468
and then she'd leave little
mince pies by the fireplace
1026
01:06:33,470 --> 01:06:36,707
for when Father Christmas
came down to eat.
1027
01:06:37,874 --> 01:06:39,176
Fuck, they were stale.
1028
01:06:40,309 --> 01:06:41,845
And then I used to dream.
1029
01:06:42,878 --> 01:06:46,349
I used to dream
wonderful dreams for her.
1030
01:06:47,851 --> 01:06:50,084
And that's the way
it should have been.
1031
01:06:50,086 --> 01:06:52,322
Oh, but dear, I did fuck up.
1032
01:06:53,490 --> 01:06:58,963
And so I haven't seen my little
girl for, ooh... 10 years.
1033
01:07:00,063 --> 01:07:03,898
So one day, you know,
I'm going to solve my problem,
1034
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:08,838
but tonight
it's got to be through whisky.
1035
01:07:26,490 --> 01:07:28,388
You were very funny tonight.
1036
01:07:28,390 --> 01:07:31,227
Thank you.
1037
01:07:35,030 --> 01:07:40,468
Wow, uh, you look...
You look really... great.
1038
01:07:40,470 --> 01:07:42,169
Thank you.
1039
01:07:42,171 --> 01:07:43,206
So do you.
1040
01:07:45,008 --> 01:07:46,477
Well, I'm a bit old, you know.
1041
01:07:47,977 --> 01:07:49,778
I think it suits you.
1042
01:07:49,780 --> 01:07:50,814
Thank you.
1043
01:07:52,015 --> 01:07:54,485
How many more times do you think
we're gonna say thank you?
1044
01:07:55,785 --> 01:08:01,455
I, um, I thought you never
wanted to speak to me again.
1045
01:08:01,457 --> 01:08:02,726
No, I didn't.
1046
01:08:04,093 --> 01:08:05,896
What changed your mind?
1047
01:08:07,229 --> 01:08:08,733
I found a little Faith.
1048
01:08:09,832 --> 01:08:12,834
What did he say?
1049
01:08:12,836 --> 01:08:15,836
Well, he... he told me everything
that you've done for him,
1050
01:08:15,838 --> 01:08:17,307
which is pretty amazing.
1051
01:08:18,808 --> 01:08:22,075
And, um... And he told me that you
were ill. I hope it's nothing serious.
1052
01:08:22,077 --> 01:08:25,946
No, no, no,
just a bit of a cough.
1053
01:08:25,948 --> 01:08:28,248
- Nothing serious at all.
- So you've been to a doctor?
1054
01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:32,052
Oh, yes, I've been to the...
yeah, but I don't like making a fuss.
1055
01:08:32,054 --> 01:08:33,356
You love to make a fuss.
1056
01:08:35,090 --> 01:08:36,227
Only around you.
1057
01:08:44,567 --> 01:08:45,566
Got a question.
1058
01:08:45,568 --> 01:08:46,803
Mm-hmm.
1059
01:08:48,071 --> 01:08:50,538
- Where do you buy all your clothes?
- Where I buy my clothes?
1060
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:56,043
Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
you're quite a big guy. I mean tall. Tall.
1061
01:08:56,045 --> 01:08:59,279
- Yes, 5'10.
- You know what I mean.
1062
01:08:59,281 --> 01:09:04,354
Yeah, but, you know, they do... they have
shops for fat women as well, you know.
1063
01:09:07,857 --> 01:09:09,224
So what about you?
1064
01:09:09,226 --> 01:09:11,228
I mean, what's, um, what's new?
1065
01:09:12,929 --> 01:09:15,032
Uh, well, I'm an architect.
1066
01:09:16,031 --> 01:09:19,300
You're an arch... Really?
1067
01:09:19,302 --> 01:09:20,336
Wow.
1068
01:09:21,437 --> 01:09:23,971
Yeah, I'm living up in London.
1069
01:09:23,973 --> 01:09:26,240
I won't hold that against you.
1070
01:09:26,242 --> 01:09:31,044
- Got a dog and...
- Oh, wait, what is this? What...
1071
01:09:31,046 --> 01:09:32,212
Oh, yeah,
and I'm getting married.
1072
01:09:32,214 --> 01:09:34,148
You're getting married?
1073
01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:37,185
Oh, god! Congratulations.
1074
01:09:37,187 --> 01:09:38,953
Thank you.
1075
01:09:38,955 --> 01:09:41,955
Um, has he got a name?
1076
01:09:41,957 --> 01:09:45,929
- Mark.
- Mark, beautiful name.
1077
01:09:46,929 --> 01:09:49,133
Have you... have you set a date?
1078
01:09:50,032 --> 01:09:51,434
Yeah, it's in a month.
1079
01:09:52,335 --> 01:09:53,370
In a month.
1080
01:09:54,470 --> 01:09:55,505
What about you, dad?
1081
01:09:56,505 --> 01:09:58,105
Anyone special in your life?
1082
01:09:58,107 --> 01:10:00,341
- What do you mean? Like a lady?
- Yeah.
1083
01:10:00,343 --> 01:10:04,412
- No, no.
- Why?
1084
01:10:04,414 --> 01:10:05,916
Well, I mean.
1085
01:10:07,517 --> 01:10:09,484
I am a little old now, you know.
1086
01:10:09,486 --> 01:10:15,326
A little old to fall in love.
1087
01:10:17,693 --> 01:10:23,463
- I am really sorry about everything.
- I know. I know you are.
1088
01:10:23,465 --> 01:10:27,001
I always have known that you've been sorry,
but that doesn't make it any easier, does it?
1089
01:10:27,003 --> 01:10:29,503
- I really loved your mother.
- Yes, and she loved you too.
1090
01:10:29,505 --> 01:10:32,039
I genuinely believe
she died of a broken heart.
1091
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:35,510
- Look, I am so sorry, really.
- Do you know what?
1092
01:10:35,512 --> 01:10:37,881
I hated you for
the way you made her feel.
1093
01:10:39,182 --> 01:10:42,052
I hated you for all the shit
you put me through at school.
1094
01:10:42,986 --> 01:10:45,453
Do you know I hated you the most
because you just gave up on us.
1095
01:10:45,455 --> 01:10:47,087
Do you think that's what I did?
1096
01:10:47,089 --> 01:10:48,191
Mom died.
1097
01:10:50,226 --> 01:10:51,961
All I wanted was a hug.
1098
01:10:53,763 --> 01:10:56,901
I didn't give a fuck that you were wearing a
dress, you're my dad and you weren't there.
1099
01:10:58,168 --> 01:11:03,437
I mean, your mother... Your mother was
so... I don't know, she was embarrassed,
1100
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:05,373
she was humiliated,
she hated it.
1101
01:11:05,375 --> 01:11:07,108
She didn't want me there.
1102
01:11:07,110 --> 01:11:08,379
I wanted you there.
1103
01:11:09,345 --> 01:11:11,115
I wanted you there.
1104
01:11:13,582 --> 01:11:16,650
There's not one day that passes
when I don't wish that
1105
01:11:16,652 --> 01:11:21,154
I could turn back time,
that I could wear that suit, but I can't.
1106
01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:25,258
I just, I...
I can't turn back the time.
1107
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:29,163
All I can try and do is...
is make up for it now with you.
1108
01:11:29,165 --> 01:11:32,436
- I can... But it's just that I...
- It's just that what?
1109
01:11:33,635 --> 01:11:35,039
Lily, it's just that I'm-
1110
01:11:36,673 --> 01:11:39,376
I'm not sure how to do that
anymore, you see, I...
1111
01:11:40,509 --> 01:11:44,681
I don't think I... I don't think
I can remember how to be a dad.
1112
01:11:46,182 --> 01:11:50,618
But that's so easy.
You just have to love me.
1113
01:11:50,620 --> 01:11:52,285
Of course, I love you.
1114
01:11:52,287 --> 01:11:55,058
I've always loved you,
you're my little girl.
1115
01:12:09,272 --> 01:12:16,310
Okay, okay, but this is it, alright?
No second chances.
1116
01:12:16,312 --> 01:12:20,384
You fucked up once and you cannot fuck up
again, dad, because I need you in my life.
1117
01:12:22,085 --> 01:12:23,316
I am here now for you.
1118
01:12:23,318 --> 01:12:25,421
I am-I promise you I'm here.
1119
01:12:28,223 --> 01:12:32,659
Dad I-I want you
to walk me down the aisle.
1120
01:12:37,733 --> 01:12:39,169
In a month, hmm?
1121
01:12:40,135 --> 01:12:42,803
Yeah, I will. I will.
1122
01:12:42,805 --> 01:12:45,138
But you have to
promise me one thing.
1123
01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:46,774
Hmm?
1124
01:12:46,776 --> 01:12:49,146
You cannot wear
a better dress than me.
1125
01:12:52,182 --> 01:12:53,217
Thank you.
1126
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,252
Thank you.
1127
01:12:56,352 --> 01:12:58,488
And I've told Mark about...
1128
01:13:00,356 --> 01:13:02,722
He's just
so excited to meet you.
1129
01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:03,760
Thanks.
1130
01:13:09,732 --> 01:13:11,632
Look, I better go.
It's getting late.
1131
01:13:11,634 --> 01:13:14,168
- Do you need a lift anywhere?
- No, I drove.
1132
01:13:14,170 --> 01:13:15,669
- You haven't had too much to drink?
- I had one.
1133
01:13:15,671 --> 01:13:18,105
Oh, you had one. That is okay.
1134
01:13:18,107 --> 01:13:19,207
What are you doing Friday night?
1135
01:13:19,209 --> 01:13:21,309
Friday night...
1136
01:13:21,311 --> 01:13:23,743
Oh, one show,
only at ten o'clock, though.
1137
01:13:23,745 --> 01:13:25,579
So, do you wanna
meet sometime before?
1138
01:13:25,581 --> 01:13:27,681
Oh, I would love really love to.
1139
01:13:27,683 --> 01:13:29,550
Great, I'll, um,
leave a message for you
1140
01:13:29,552 --> 01:13:31,685
if I'm able to
come to your place.
1141
01:13:31,687 --> 01:13:33,587
I won't be here right up to
1142
01:14:05,187 --> 01:14:07,320
So, one day this beautiful woman
1143
01:14:07,322 --> 01:14:09,192
walks into a doctor's surgery.
1144
01:14:09,893 --> 01:14:14,328
In fact, she's so attractive that
the doctor loses all professionalism.
1145
01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:15,762
He says to her,
1146
01:14:15,764 --> 01:14:17,297
"Take down your trousers"
1147
01:14:17,299 --> 01:14:19,202
and begins to touch her thighs.
1148
01:14:19,936 --> 01:14:22,470
He says, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"
1149
01:14:22,472 --> 01:14:24,741
She says, "Yes,
checking for abnormalities."
1150
01:14:25,942 --> 01:14:28,575
Then he asks her
to take off her bra,
1151
01:14:28,577 --> 01:14:31,479
starts massaging her breasts.
1152
01:14:31,481 --> 01:14:33,648
He says, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"
1153
01:14:33,650 --> 01:14:35,786
She said,
"Yes, checking for cancer."
1154
01:14:37,286 --> 01:14:40,721
Then he got her to take her panties
off and laid her on the table
1155
01:14:40,723 --> 01:14:46,194
and starts having sex with her and
says, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
1156
01:14:46,196 --> 01:14:49,596
And she says, "Yes, getting
herpes, that's why I'm here."
1157
01:14:52,902 --> 01:14:54,872
A good friend of mine
told me that joke.
1158
01:14:56,339 --> 01:15:00,677
He was a great man before
he got all selfish and died.
1159
01:15:02,679 --> 01:15:07,280
The truth is,
he was like a father to me,
1160
01:15:07,282 --> 01:15:11,218
but he was a father
to his daughter Lily.
1161
01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:12,752
Just before he passed,
1162
01:15:12,754 --> 01:15:15,823
he walked his lovely daughter
down the aisle.
1163
01:15:15,825 --> 01:15:20,197
To me, he was granddad,
to Lily, he was dad.
1164
01:15:21,296 --> 01:15:26,499
But to you all,
he was simply Jackie.
1165
01:15:31,273 --> 01:15:33,908
♪ Lay on the wing ♪
1166
01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:37,947
♪ Of a rocket to paradise ♪
1167
01:15:37,949 --> 01:15:39,879
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1168
01:15:39,881 --> 01:15:43,851
♪ Blue in the sky
Blue of his eye ♪
1169
01:15:43,853 --> 01:15:49,393
♪ My pilot who drives me high ♪
1170
01:15:50,326 --> 01:15:55,762
♪ Popcorn and apple pie
It's so divine ♪
1171
01:15:55,764 --> 01:15:58,468
♪ In this gold moonlight ♪
1172
01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:06,673
♪ Candy-colored clouds
There's no coming down ♪
1173
01:16:06,675 --> 01:16:09,409
♪ Let's stay for a while ♪
1174
01:16:09,411 --> 01:16:16,484
♪ Baby, I want you, you're
My world and my weakness ♪
1175
01:16:16,486 --> 01:16:23,724
♪ It's true, the captain of
This love is you ♪
1176
01:16:23,726 --> 01:16:28,561
♪ Fly me up
Throw me down in the stars ♪
1177
01:16:28,563 --> 01:16:30,733
♪ Flying first class with you ♪
1178
01:16:31,933 --> 01:16:38,976
♪ In the stars
Flying first class with you ♪
1179
01:16:44,613 --> 01:16:49,919
♪ I never told you
All about these scars of mine ♪
1180
01:16:57,393 --> 01:17:04,434
♪ Collected them quietly All
throughout My long and lonely time ♪
1181
01:17:10,005 --> 01:17:16,345
♪ But let me tell you
How they came to be ♪
1182
01:17:18,481 --> 01:17:21,852
♪ Let me show you the real me ♪
1183
01:17:25,588 --> 01:17:32,629
♪ And peacefully broken down From a
life That I've spent out on stage ♪
1184
01:17:39,602 --> 01:17:42,002
♪ But none of that matters now ♪
1185
01:17:42,004 --> 01:17:46,576
♪ Our history will be
Washed out in the waves ♪
1186
01:17:52,647 --> 01:17:58,754
♪ So hold me now
I will never let you go ♪
1187
01:18:00,790 --> 01:18:04,461
♪ You will be my final show ♪
1188
01:18:06,896 --> 01:18:13,437
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1189
01:18:14,870 --> 01:18:18,841
♪ When you were so small ♪
1190
01:18:21,009 --> 01:18:28,181
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1191
01:18:28,183 --> 01:18:33,456
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪
1192
01:18:50,106 --> 01:18:57,113
♪ I never got to see All your
childhood dreams Just coming true ♪
1193
01:19:04,152 --> 01:19:11,394
♪ Yet from so many miles apart I knew
exactly what You were going through ♪
1194
01:19:16,765 --> 01:19:23,706
♪ Because those same people That looked
at me with Judgment in their eyes ♪
1195
01:19:25,607 --> 01:19:29,612
♪ Although wearing my disguise ♪
1196
01:19:30,812 --> 01:19:37,853
♪ That's why I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1197
01:19:39,722 --> 01:19:44,561
♪ When you were so small ♪
1198
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:52,067
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1199
01:19:53,035 --> 01:20:00,076
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪
1200
01:20:34,710 --> 01:20:41,618
♪ That's why I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1201
01:20:43,119 --> 01:20:47,823
♪ When you were so small ♪
1202
01:20:49,291 --> 01:20:56,262
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪
1203
01:20:56,264 --> 01:21:03,506
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪
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