All language subtitles for The.Durrells.S02E03.DVDRip.X264-HAGGiS

You must know your age.

My parents were really vague.

I told you about when they left me
in the playground

and took another child home.

Do you have a birth certificate?

No, they didn't believe in paperwork.

Animals don't know when they were born.
It doesn't bother them.

Will you stop making stupid parallels
between animals and humans?

Animals don't call you stupid.

Bearing in mind I have no money,
what do you want for your birthday?

I would like the gift of knowing that
you are all spirited and fulfilled.

I'll find you some nice driftwood.

I'll take the Webley out
and shoot something for you.

I'm not sure a bleeding corpse
strikes the right festive note.

Oh, my God. You're turning into Larry.

He's not dead. He's a mile away.

I know.

In a bar.

Well, we'll give you
a fabulous birthday.

- Thank you.
- Whatever age you are,

we will celebrate you
in all your wizened glory.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(LUGARETZIA SPEAKING GREEK)

Breakfast. Come and get it.

Fish.

If I don't milk you,
you will fill up and explode!

Freshly caught by Leslie. Grumpily.

Don't be shy.

MARGO: Someone's making an effort
for Hugh.

- BOTH: Hughie
- Oh, shush.

I'm not sure she is pregnant, you know.

If we're not careful,
otters will die out on Corfu.

Oh!

So, I've laid out your best clothes,

Margo will smarten your hair
and get the muck off his face.

And you know the way to Mr Kralefsky's.

Please work hard, Gerry, it's really
difficult to find a good tutor.

(SPITTING) Ugh.

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

It's probably open.

Larry!

I thought you'd be up, writing.

I aim always to surprise.

Oh, you said you left home
to experience life in the raw.

I've worn the same underwear
for two weeks,

you don't get much more raw than that.

Well, it's just as well I brought you
these, then.

(LARRY GRUNTS)

Mum, Ernest Hemmingway's parents
don't bring him Battenberg cake.

Or do they? (CHUCKLES)

Where's your typewriter?

Oh, yes, I've been doing some boxing.

Tell them not to hit your face.

I usually do, actually.

Come on, then.

You will brush your teeth later on,
won't you, darling?

I'll see how I feel.

How are you?

I miss your intelligent conversation.

I mentioned Communism recently.

- Margo still thinks it means being...
- Being common, yes, I know.

She's not dim,
she's just not interested.

I can talk to you like you're my age.

Well, hardly.

(CAR HORN HONKING)

LOUISA: I'll be right down.

Ah, I wondered why you were
dressed to kill.

Or at least dressed to wound.

How is it?

- Fine.
- But?

But I don't want to rush into
another entanglement.

I still wonder about Sven.

Those are excuses for only living
half a life.

It's not an excuse, you irritant.

(SIGHS) Life's complicated.

Emotions ebb and flow.

Men let you down.

Your children have started
to leave home.

What are you waiting for?

(SPEAKING GREEK)

Whoo!

Doesn't she corner gracefully?

- Mmm.
- (LAUGHS)

Who would you save in a fire,
me or the car?

Well, that's like asking you which
of your children you'd choose.

(LAUGHS)

Which of yours would you save?

Please don't ever have children.

- Yours?
- Mine. (CHUCKLES)

A grove of Olea europaea.
Two thousand years old.

If Christ ever holidayed in Corfu,
he may have slept under it.

Hmm. And if one
ever worried about one's age,

it would be the perfect antidote.

I agree. Without wishing to generalise,
young women are raving mad.

You mean, and I note in passing,

that I'm no longer considered young...
Vasilia?

Yes, all right.

How dangerous is she?

- She killed a lover.
- What?

Well, he died. He probably deserved it.

Life is messy.

But, enough about her.

We have a day of fun ahead of us.

To the seaside!

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

Oh!

(GROANS)

(ENGINE CONTINUES SPUTTERING)

(BOTH SIGH)

(HORN HONKS)

Hello!

How embarrassing.

Okay back there in the cheap seats?

Smugness can be very ugly, Spiro.

I suggest you buy more reliable
transportation, like a donkey.

(ENGINE STARTS)

No chance. He's too handsome.

I deserve someone handsome.

I liked it more when you were trying
to be a nun.

I may get back to that when I'm old.

Talking of old, what are we going to do
for Mother's birthday?

Well, she needs cheering up,
because of missing Larry.

Let's give her a special picnic
and get him over.

Good idea.

Theo!

Gerry, oh, I like your new look!

Where is the wild urchin of yesteryear?

He's about to go to his new tutor.

Oh, yes, time to fill in the little gaps
in your knowledge.

I'd rather be out photographing nature
with you.

I snapped a splendid fan-tailed warbler
earlier today.

I'd love to take photos.

All the fun of shooting with guns
and you get a picture at the end of it.

The perfect birthday present.

Well, come to my house later

and I'll talk you through
the developing.

Time to go, Gerry. Show me.

- Lovely.
- Acceptable.

Hello!

MR KRALEFSKY: Monsieur Durrell.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

LESLIE: This is so exciting.

I've never done anything
creative before.

Every family has room for one.
And Larry got in early.

Maybe this is your future.

I love this.

So, what do they produce here
in Warwickshire?

- Wallpaper?
- No.

- String?
- No.

Wigs? Bananas?

Now, I think you are guessing.

- Coal, or motorcycles.
- Oh.

Or, of course, playwrights!

(CHUCKLES) William Shakespeare.

Oh, of course, yes, the Barb.

- The Bard.
- Yes.

You seem like a decent boy, Gerald,
but I have much to teach you.

Oh, I don't wish to boast, Mr Kralefsky,
but I do know a lot about nature.

That will get you nowhere in life.

Do excuse me, I must go to see Mother.

(MOUTHING)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

The prettiest Durrell.

Thank you.

What are you doing here?

Write me a love poem.

And why would I do that?

Because now you're thinking about me.

FLORENCE: Smaller. Smaller.

LOUISA: It's tiny.
You're eating for two.

(LAUGHS)

I'm so jealous of you.
Starting out. New life.

None of this sense of the years
ticking remorselessly by.

You really are taking this birthday
to heart, aren't you?

You can start a new family
with one of your men.

Look, there's one.

Oh, Sven.

He looks pleased with himself.

Mmm.

- What?
- What?

There are rumours that
he has a girlfriend.

Oh. Right.

Well, good.

I don't think you mean "good".

I know he was fighting it, but I assumed
his homosexuality would win.

I know.

Who is it? It's not Vasilia, is it?

No!

Nobody seems to know her.

I hope to God she's plain and ancient.

(CHUCKLES)

We could have been married.

Louisa, you did the right thing.

Then why does it make me feel so sad?

(THESE FOOLISH THINGS (REMIND
ME OF YOU) PLAYING)

You just killed a living creature.

Yes. And I will kill again.

Do we really need the hedgehog?

Yes, he's poorly.

I'm making sure he eats and drinks.

Right. Well, if he doesn't pull through,
shoe brush!

Little sausage. My speciality.

No, thank you, darling.
I had rather a lot of cake earlier.

Larry did not come.

I'm sure he's busy preparing
a spectacular present.

How's your new tutor, Gerry?

He keeps saying he
"must go and see Mother"

even though he looks really old.

- LESLIE: It's a euphemism.
- Well done, Leslie.

From the Greek eu, "well" and pheme...

Clearly not much interest there.

I think it's his polite way of saying
he needs the lavatory, darling.

Lavatory itself is a euphemism,
of course,

meaning "place of washing".

- (GROANS)
- Even less interest.

Oh! I have a present.

Ooh!

Gosh, well, what could this be?

A new lavatory seat.

No.

- A fossil.
- (GASPS)

Specifically a Mamites Ammonite
from the Cretaceous Age.

Well, thank you, Theo.

Theo's lent me a camera.
I'm going to take portraits.

And I'm going to be photographed,
looking fabulous.

Mmm, you get a camera, I get a reminder

I'm going to be embedded
in a cliff face one day.

Woe, we're on an ant hill.

We're not. Right. Let's have some cake.

(GROANING)

I wanted to get candles,
but couldn't get hold of enough.

Right, well! That's it.

Ants on the cake!

Shut up, Lugaretzia.

How old do you all think I am?

(CLEARS THROAT) Don't answer.

No, I mean it, come on. How old?

Thirty-five, at the most.

So, when Larry born, she was...

Thirteen.

- No, but I was very young...
- I don't know. Are you 50?

LESLIE: That sounds about right.

So it's probably time to act more
sedated. Like the Queen Mary.

I see you more as
a slow-moving giant turtle.

Right, well, this has been delightful.

Oh, are you not 50?

No, I am not 50!

And I don't see myself as
a slow-moving turtle, Gerry.

More of a sea lion, perhaps?

- I see myself as a woman in her prime.
- Yes, Gerry.

And though maybe not as young
as Sven's new girlfriend,

I am young and I am fun,
and I will not let you forget it!

Oh, go away, you're too late.

I suppose part of this is about me
having children so young.

I spent my twenties changing nappies.

Enjoy your youth while you can.

What did Aunt Hermione send you?

Some birthday money.

(SIGHS)

I get to buy something frivolous.

Like a trip to Venice.
Or some roller skates.

Mother, you're not 18.

Have you not been listening to me?

I thought we were short of money.

Well, we are. But, well,
I've paid Spiro back a little bit,

and, well, Vasilia doesn't seem
so desperate for the rent.

Well, you can relax because I'm going to
make money by being a photographer.

How many photographs have you taken
in your life?

One.

But I have Theo's excellent book.
And a powerful urge to succeed.

Mmm. Fabulous.
You'll have to practise lots first.

Ooh, start with me.

(LESLIE CLEARS THROAT)

Yes, OK, now tilt your head
to the side a bit

so we can't see your spot.
That's lovely.

Oh, no!

It's enormous.

No, it's not. You look divine.

I'll never find a man who loves me!

Darling, love isn't everything.

(SVEN SINGING IN SWEDISH)

You sound happy.

In fact, it's a ballad about evil trolls
who eat children.

It's very Swedish.

Well, you made it sound very jolly.

I'm kidding, it's a love song.

So what brings you to me?

You're an expert on goats and Leslie was
wondering how often he should milk them.

Once a day.

Thank you.

I, I heard you had a girlfriend.

Did you?

Is it true?

You once told me no man is an island.

I'm sorry, it's none of my business.

How's, er, what's his name, Huge?

Hugh.

And I wouldn't say he's huge.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Always nice to see you.

Wait!

You've done something to your...

Oh. Well...

It looks good.

Thank you.

Do keep singing.

I shouldn't be eating this, really.

It's Mother's way of creating
dependency in me.

Or she just likes cooking.

And why does she like cooking?

Because it's where her power resides.

She's like a despot whose weapon is pie.

Don't be mean. She misses you.

I miss her.

While she's having a crisis,

you just stay here
in your little hidey-hole.

So you dragging lots of girls up here?

Mmm. There's a couple under the bed.

What?

Don't tell Mother,
but Vasilia came to see me.

You mustn't get together with her.

- I won't!
- She's a nightmare.

And she's our landlady.
She'll evict us if we're not careful.

I know. I'm not an idiot.

(EXCLAIMS)

(SIGHS) I can't believe it,
another spot.

It's thwarted hormones. Get a boyfriend.

I won't, now I've got three spots.

Just settle for anyone half-decent.

No.

I'm holding out for someone gorgeous,

but who's also aware of the mass
prejudice against women.

(SIGHS)

SPIROS:
Mrs Durrells, what are you doing?

I'm living for the moment.

What?

(SIGHS)

Ooh.

Oh, be a love.

(GROANS)

What are you doing?

I'm assessing you for a portrait.

Oh, Leslie has become a photographer.

He's got a studio and everything.

He's brilliant.

Let me photograph you, Spiro.

My rates are very reasonable.

No. I know what I look like.

What about your wife and children?

I especially know what they look like.

Well, you used to have a photo of them
on your windscreen.

No, that was the Greek royal family.

Similar. Much loved, but very expensive.

Ooh!

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Je m'appelle Gerry.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Right. I can see you feel
quite strongly about that.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Did I mention the je m'appelle Gerry?

(INHALES DEEPLY)

I'd love to know a bit more about you,
Mr Kralefsky.

I'm sure you've led a fascinating life.

Oh, yes, in fact, I have.

What was the most fascinating thing?

Oh. (CHUCKLES)

Hello, Leslie.

Oh, hello.

- Where's your mother?
- I'm glad you're here, actually...

- How is she?
- Er...

Brooding about Sven,
wanting to be 20 again.

More importantly,
I'm doing a special offer

on photo portraits, so do sign up.

- Certainly.
- Oh, good.

Erm, I don't mean to pry, but, erm...

What, what's the truth about Sven?

Why didn't they marry?

Well, they liked each other, but not...

Just not in the right way.
Yes, I know the party line.

It's just that I like your mother.

And I want to understand her
a bit better.

Sven...

Is a homosexual.

- Ah.
- You mustn't tell anyone.

- It's illegal.
- Yeah.

D'you wanna buy some sticky buns?

I plunged my hand into the dog's mouth
and twisted his tongue.

But I hung on grimly,

for what seemed like an age,
until he went limp.

The creature had been suffocated
by its own tongue.

- Whoa, blimey!
- And then...

Er, if you'll excuse me,
I want to "go and see Mother".

Oh, really?

- Yes.
- Oh.

Very well. I will escort you.
(CLEARS THROAT)

Come with me.

I'll be fine now.

Mother?

Mother dear?

Gerry here wanted to see you.

Oh, I'm flattered.

Nowadays, so many people consider
a person of my age to be a bore.

Goodness, no.
I absolutely wanted to see you.

Come and sit down.

Excuse me. I need the lavatory.

Where's the lamp? It's so dark.

No, I've got too many spots.

- I can't let anyone see them.
- Don't be ridiculous.

(GROANS)

So, what do you think?

I think you should wear clothes
for your own age group.

Oh, really?

Um, I don't want to worry you,
but Larry says Vasilia's after him.

Larry's not that stupid.

LARRY: What brings you here?

- English lessons or?
- No.

The teacher will be me, I think.

Look, obviously you're very easy
on the eye,

but you used to go out with my mother's
gentleman friend, so...

Old history.

But to quote James Joyce's Ulysses,
"History is a nightmare

"from which I am trying to awake."

How's your daughter's pregnancy
going, Lugaretzia?

She eat many anchovies.

Hmm. Well, I hear
that's a common craving.

And newspaper.

Probably not quite so common.

Happy birthday.

Oh, thank you.
I thought you didn't have any money.

Well, to be honest, this was cheap.

Ooh.

It's very comfy.

It's very classical and motherly.
Promise you'll wear it.

Yes.

Not to do the gardening in. In public.

Yes, in public.

Thank you.

(SPEAKING GREEK)

MR KRALEFSKY: He was a brute,
and I cannot abide a man

ill-treating a lady.

So I instantly threw him onto his back,
shaming him, and won the lady.

Ah.

But let us return to our French.

- (SPEAKING FRENCH)
- Please show me how you threw him.

Oh, er, very well. Hmm.

Come at me.

Perhaps I shouldn't.

As you wish.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

(GRUNTS)

Oops.

Oh, la-la. Oh. (GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

- Oh, hello.
- Hello.

What do we look like? (CHUCKLES)

I don't normally arrive
with a watermelon

but, er, Leslie asked me to bring one
for my photographic portrait.

Oh, I see.

(PELICAN GRUNTS)

Do you normally walk pelicans?

Um, yes. Yes,
Gerry likes his animals to have

a little bit of a jaunt every day, so...

(CHUCKLES)

Thank you. That's a nice big one.

Do come in.
You've decided to wear that, have you?

Yes. Good idea,
the, er, addition of fruit.

It's artistic, isn't it?
Look, it's in the book.

Ah.

Oh. Hmm.

So, what I'm doing,
is I'm turning light into paper.

- Ah.
- Should we just...

Looks like you've found your niche,
Leslie. Well done.

What, what's your niche?

Olives. (CHUCKLES)

Nice.

Nice niche.

Thank you.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

Ah!

How was your photography session?

Excellent.

Have some watermelon. Leslie dropped it.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Thank you.

Um...

You and me.

Look, I know you don't want to mire
yourself in another mismatch after Sven.

No, no, I don't, but I...

I know why you couldn't marry him.

HUGH: Louisa!

You're behind the times, actually.

He's, he's got a girlfriend.

Oh, that's what it's all about. I see.

Oh, hello, darling.

Margo's got a couple of spots
so she's sent her face into hiding.

Margo, perfection is tedious.
You're better than that.

Thank you.

Is that the dress I gave you?

Er, yes, I've adapted it, actually.

I made it into two dresses so now we can
go into town, like twin sisters.

(GROANS)

- (SIGHS)
- Well.

I like it.

Thank you.

- (TRAY CLATTERS)
- (GASPS)

- (FABRIC RIPS)
- (GASPS)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

LOUISA: Larry, it's your mother.

Wardrobe!

Do I look like a jacket?

Surprise!

Oh, Larry.

- I am not good enough for your son?
- No, you're not.

Let's not get all blamey and judgey.

It's so obvious that she's using you.

I could just as easily be using her.

Not that I am. That would be rude.

She's twice your age!

- Are you 15?
- No, I'm not 15!

Not that age matters.

You fell out with Nancy, and now this?

That was different! I liked Nancy.

And I... I didn't want to lose you.

Your mummy brings you food?

I don't ask her for it.

She is dangerous, Larry.

Yes, I am. And what are you?

I am a mother.

Mmm, boring. I'm a woman.

Your dress has a crack.

Too tight.

I will be, wear and do as I wish.

As you will find out.

"I am woman."

(SCOFFS) Sod off.

Mum, Mr Kralefsky can't teach me
for a while.

Oh, yes, he can.

No, really. He's cracked a collarbone.

No. How?

He was demonstrating how he wrestled
with a brute and won a lady.

I think he tends to exaggerate.

And I sort of wrestled him and won.
Anyway, bye.

Hello, I'm here for my session with
society photographer Leslie Durrell.

Ah. Oh, well, do come in.

And to apologise for my fossil gaffe.

My aim was to show eternal beauty.

(CLEARS THROAT) Theo, I can see you now.

I've had a late cancellation.

My model has cried off
due to a skin complaint.

Even though I told her
I needed the practise.

- How was your journey, was it okay?
- Brilliant, yeah, lovely.

VASILIA:
Little boy, where is your mother?

GERRY: In the kitchen.

Use your brain.

You have repaired your clothes.

Yes.

Why are you trying to be
what you are not?

Since you're showing an interest,
I was bored with what I'd become.

I am never bored with me.

No, I sensed that.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

Can I photograph you?

- No, you can't.
- No.

- No, thank you.
- Yes, but, yes...

So what can I do for you?

You are angry I am with Larry.

Oh, goodness, no. I'm just pleased
Larry's finally found a girlfriend.

I mean, I never thought
that would happen.

And an older woman, too,
perfect for him to learn the ropes.

He is handsome.

Mmm. Well, I'm pleased you think so.

I mean, that's all that matters.

Well, I know how busy you are,
so, er, why don't I give you

this month's rent and then we can say
our goodbyes?

I'll give up your son,
if you give up Hugh.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Hey, slow down there!

Stop!

Stop, please.

(STAMMERS) I felt like an intruder.

I would have introduced you.

Look, I can't move on with my life
if I keep thinking

that it could've been with you.

Please don't keep me guessing.

She is an old friend from Sweden.

Rosalint. She's very bossy.

And his name is Viggo.

And I love him.

I'm not fighting it anymore.

Our love is like, like buried treasure.

Dig it up when nobody's looking,
and then

people come and we have to
hide it again.

I'm so glad you've found someone.

I will always love you, too.

I don't want to mess up you and Huge.

I think we'll be all right now.

(SIGHS)
And you know it's Hugh, don't you?

Yeah.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, there's Viggo,
he's learning the accordion.

Now I understand what you mean
by it being annoying.

Larry.

Mmm?

Come here.

No, I'm working.

- We are good together.
- Mmm.

And, in Greece,

when a man and a woman are good
together, they get married.

You're not exactly a blushing virgin.

If you do ever get married,
I'd suggest a scarlet dress.

Whatever you say, darling.

I thought you'd see marriage
as rather bourgeois.

You'll be telling me you've already
chosen your children's names next.

Aristedes and Vasilia Junior.

I shouldn't even be thinking about
her tawdry deal,

but I do so fear for Larry.

Of course.

And the ghost of Sven's
making Hugh cross.

Huh?

(SIGHS)

I don't know who I am anymore.

I want to be young,
but I'd love serenity.

I want to be more like you.

No, no, please, be more like you.

SPIROS: Hello, Gerrys, good morning!

Give me a pelican!

- (IMITATES PELICAN)
- (LAUGHS)

Give me an otter!

(IMITATES OTTER)

Oh, Mrs Durrells.

- I bring you Mr Kralefskys.
- Ah!

He can't get out of the car,
because it hurts.

Oh, Mr Kralefsky, I am so sorry
about what happened. Gerry...

They say that there is no fool
like an old fool,

and I am the living, hobbling proof.

Oh. Well, thank you.

How were Gerry's studies going?
His French?

Well, you know, Mrs Durrell.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Mmm. Well, yes, I mean we're always
saying that, aren't we?

Yes.

So you'll have him back?

No. Tutoring is clearly too dangerous.

Are you sure?
It's impossible to find a good tutor.

- I mean, even Spiros had a go.
- Yes, I'm afraid so.

Now, if you will excuse me,
I must go to see Mother.

Oh, erm, well, it's an outside one,
I'm afraid.

Er... Oh.

(THE BOSWELL SISTERS SINGING
DON'TLET YOUR LOVE GO WRONG)

LESLIE: They're ready, Mum.

Look.

Happy birthday.

(MUSIC SLOWING DOWN)

Oh, no, I can do them again.
I'm just learning.

(MUSIC STOPS)

Have I let you down?

No, it's not you.

I'm ghastly.

Is this what I've looked like recently?

No.

(SIGHS) I think my experiments with
looking younger are over, don't you?

Yes, please.

(LAUGHS)

(SNIFFS) Leslie darling.

Take some more photographs.

God knows we're not perfect,
but let's celebrate the real us.

Okay.

Go that way, go that way.

Smile. Mouth. Closed.

- Mmm.
- Lovely.

(MUTTERING)

Stop!

Larry, Larry, Larry.

- (GRUNTS)
- (CAMERA CLICKS)

Oh!

LESLIE: You look fine.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SIGHS)

Useless, isn't it?

Margo.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

Beautiful. Really nice.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

HUGH: Hello.

Hello.

I've, er, come to settle
my photography bill.

Oh, thank you. Leslie's just...

No, I haven't. I've come to see you.

Happy birthday.

I shouldn't have got involved
in your history with Sven.

It's fine. It's all resolved.

I'm sorry I was difficult.

You're forgetting that my last
girlfriend was Vasilia.

I'm not.

She's seeing my son, Larry.

Yes, I know. I'm sorry.

She said she'd stop
if I stopped seeing you.

The awful thing is, I thought about it.

Please don't do that.

Trust me, it won't last.

LESLIE: Mother, we've decided...
Oh, morning, Hugh.

Morning!

We've decided to give
your birthday picnic another go.

Oh. I got in a bit of a state about
the whole ageing thing.

- Morning, Hugh.
- Gerry.

Margo won't come out of her room
because she's up eight spots.

What breakfast is flat enough
to slide under a door?

- Bacon.
- Toast.

- (SPEAKING GREEK)
- Donald!

LESLIE: Hey, pal.
GERRY: You're back.

- How you doing?
- I'm good. How are you?

Have you got a new rucksack?

Can you help me get this off?

I toppled over in Kefalonia

and it took me 10 minutes
to right myself.

(CHUCKLES)

Um, where's Margo?

She won't get out of her bedroom.

They're making her some flat breakfast.

That should do it.

So Larry moved out?

Yes. So you can stay until he gets back.

- He's coming back?
- Oh, yes.

So, why is Margo locked in her room?

Well, let's ask her, shall we?

Margo, Margo,
tell Donald why you're hiding.

MARGO: I've got spots.

She's there.

Hello, Margo.

MARGO: Hello, Donald.

- (SPEAKING GREEK)
- Donald, have you got a job?

No, I need one, actually,

now that Max isn't paying
for everything.

Would you live in and be Gerry's tutor?

(SINGING IN GREEK)

Did you talk to Sven?

Yes.

What a lovely man.

Yes, he is. Thank you.

Happy with life now?

Oh, goodness, no. There's always
far too much to worry about.

But you know I was thinking.
I've been fretting about my age,

but Vasilia has taken a younger man
to feel better about herself.

So, I win.

Shall we?

- Can I show you my photos?
- Mmm. Course.

What would you say your, er, style is?

- What's my style?
- Mmm.

Well, I suppose you could describe it
as a "good style".

A "good style". Is that a style?

It is now.

Could I photograph your baby
when it comes?

Yes, but not like that.

I'm down to one major spot now,
and these two which are like evil twins,

but, basically, they're much better now.

And that is, as I predicted, because you
have the adoration of a good man,

soothing your raging hormones.

I don't know.

The one on my forehead, which was really
angry, it's nearly gone now, but it...

Stop! That's ten minutes talking about
your spots.

I am fiercely intelligent.
I've had a novel published.

Oh, shut up.

Anyway I'm not talking to you
now you're seeing that hateful woman.

(LAUGHING)

(APPLAUSE)

Ok, group photo, everyone.

It's quite complicated,
so I will need some discipline.

Come on, come on.

Just check...

So, Larry, what will it take
to persuade you

to come home,
and change your girlfriend?

I'm afraid I'm my own person now.

Mmm, no, you're not.

Not while your living ten minutes away
from your mother by donkey.

Right, let's see those smiles, everyone.

I'll find you a nice girlfriend.

I wouldn't if I were you.
I'm getting married to Vasilia.

(ALL GASPING)

(THEME SONG PLAYING)