Original subtitles

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name.

...be done, on Earth, as it is in Heaven.

Forgive us our trespasses, and lead us not into temptation.

But deliver us from evil. Amen.

It's me.

By a richer parent,

in the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ,

I command you to give me your name.

You will submit

before the cross of our high priest,

the creator of heaven and Earth,

our one and only God, Jesus Christ.

Give me your name!

Beleth.

We have its name... Beleth.

Now we can read the appropriate rites.

We expel the tormentor.

Beleth, deceiver and unholy servant of Satan,

I command thee!

I order thee, Beleth, abandon the body

and never again return to torment its soul.

Beleth, by the power of God...

You are too weak to defeat me.

Beleth, by the power of God,

return to the wasteland he appointed you.

Aah! Aah!

Beleth, depart, scum of Hell!

Depart!

Be gone in the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Be gone!

Mama.

Another demon vanquished, another soul liberated.

God is good.

And the power of prayer, your prayer, is great.

Join us again next week

to witness yet another miracle, God willing.

In the meantime, follow us @CleansingHour

and @FatherMaxTCH on social.

Thank you once again for your support.

God bless you and may the Devil miss you.

And cut!

Nice job, everybody! Good show!

Hey, somebody get this guy an Oscar, huh?

I'd like to thank my mother-in-law

for the inspiration.

Well, thank you very much. Thank you. Thanks. Appreciate it.

Hey, if you're going to take any pictures,

do not post them anywhere.

Thank you. Nice show, man.

50,000 followers, and I'm still not verified.

I'm never going to be respected if I don't have

that little blue check mark right next to my name.

Hey, did you, um, did you read the e-mail I sent you?

The one about branching out?

Did you read it?

Could you read it?

- Five million followers. - Mm-hmm.

What I wouldn't do for that kind of audience.

That's what I want to talk to you about, okay?

I mean...

viewerships' peaked, right?

Mm, you got to book my boy Dante.

Drag queen, he... she ... works at the bingo night

at the Bodice Lounge as Scarlet von Cock.

Get it? You get it?

Yeah, I get it.

Hey, I want to talk to you about expansion.

Hey, who's drinking with us tonight?!

We need to talk about expansion, okay?

Ghost hunts, séances...

Drew?

Drew, we talked about this, man.

- Priests don't do séances, bro. - I know, I know.

But I got this girl. She's great.

She's got her own stuff, she won't...

Scarlett von Cock, man.

She's fabulous, okay?

Just book her.

Thomas, the bulk! Mm!

Yeah, that thing right there with the gurney was mm!

You ask, I deliver.

I'm thinking we need a little bit more pyro, though...

exploding lights,

uh, me silhouetted against a shower of sparks,

like Clint Eastwood or something.

Hell, yeah, love it.

Yo. When's the show start?

Uh, Max, meet my delightful niece,

Riley, our new PA.

She's studying movies at SC, where, apparently,

they don't use clocks.

Don't worry about that.

They gave me shit about that all the time.

Like, we're artists. We beat to our own drum.

I get it.

I love this whole look, by the way.

It's very circa 2000s Gwen Stefani.

You're working it.

What's the pay here?

Alright, Riles, why don't you go and explore the set

and try not to break anything.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go.

Are you coming tonight?

Are you gonna be there?

- I'll pass. - Your boy's coming.

I'm not going.

Dude, we never hang out anymore.

What do you want me to do?

I got like a ton of orders to fill.

Think of it as brand management.

♪ You say I'm crazy, but I really think I don't care ♪

♪ I might sound shady, but I really want to go there ♪

♪ Give me no way out ♪

♪ Never mind a rain check ♪

You roll?

No, I'm good.

Go nuts.

- Okay, then. - ♪ The long way, long way around ♪

♪ Stay up all night ♪

- ♪ Go all day long ♪ - You want to see some magic? Mm?

- Ah! - So cool.

Magic.

- So cool. - Mm-hmm.

♪ You tell them where to go, go, go ♪

Oh, work it! Yes!

♪ Stay up all night ♪

Am I supposed to know who that is?

That's Father Max.

The famous exorcist?

He's no exorcist, sweetheart.

Oh, so you've seen the show?

♪ Stay up all night ♪

Then you don't know shit, do you?

- Okay, let's go. - Disgusting.

Alright, I'm going to need a little back up

from my best friend, Drew.

Where are you, Drew? Drew?

Everybody say, "Drew!" Drew!

- Drew! - Drew-ew-ew!

My best friend, Drew!

There we go!

♪ Stay up all night ♪

♪ Go all day long ♪

♪ Want to do whatever we like ♪

♪ We want to do it any time we want ♪

♪ When they tell you, no, no, no ♪

♪ You tell them where to go, go go ♪

♪ Stay up all night ♪

♪ And we can party all day long ♪

Peace be with you.

Go, come on. Don't be shy. Don't.

Excuse me, Father Max.

Hi.

Um, I just wanted to say that

we're, like, your biggest fans.

Well, bless your little hearts.

Can you sign my prayer cloths?

Yeah.

Please, come, join us. Hey, scoot over.

That's fine. You guys sit down.

- This is Brenda. - Hi.

I'm Desiree,

like, "desire," with an extra "E."

Cool!. Hey, you guys have fun. I'm going to head home.

I'm going to go fuck myself.

I am intrigued.

So, Father Max, um, we're curious.

How does a good-looking guy like yourself

take a vow of celibacy?

Well...

Well, it can get very, very hard.

Are you really a priest?

Think I lie to you?

I don't know.

I've just never met one who's, you know, fun.

You think I'm fun, huh?

Ever since I was a kid,

I wanted to fight evil head on,

be on the front lines of the spiritual world,

like the Archangel Michael.

Spent 10 years in school, got ordained,

only to have the church I love

deny my singular ambition.

Being an exorcist.

So I quit.

Taught myself.

And you know what?

God's still with me.

I can feel it.

I can feel it, too.

Mm.

Do you wear a wig?

Aah!

What? What did I do?

Oh, no, no. You... You were good.

Do you want some... Do you want some breakfast? You hungry?

You want a homemade breakfast?

Thank you.

Show's plateaued, man.

Can't grow an audience without new content,

but Max will only do shows that he can star in.

That's shocking.

Two, three...

I booked that zombie movie with Jared Leto.

- Really?! - First make-up assist.

Oh, my God! That's awesome.

Mm!

Mm.

Oh, man, it is gonna suck to lose you.

Maybe you should quit the show, too.

What? Give up on a thriving business?

Come on, we got a wedding to pay for.

And besides, I've known Max

since we were altar boys, you know?

I can't just abandon him.

I don't know if he'd say the same about you.

You don't know him like I do.

Wow! Look at that.

Pops giving me the hard sell with obsolete tech

that was never cool.

You know what this should say?

This should say, "Uproot your life.

Become a corporate slave.

Love, your Father.

P.S. Mom misses you."

What?

I don't know.

Maybe the universe is trying to tell you something.

Uh-huh. I like being my own boss.

Max is the boss.

I don't think he's the boss.

Oh! That's pretty cool.

I can remote into work with these.

That's not bad. Hmm?

Nice?

Yeah. This could work for me.

Ooh.

You look like an asshole.

Thanks. Oh.

Look, all I'm saying

is maybe you'd be happier doing something on your own.

No.

All I have to do is sell Max on expansion, okay?

Pivot his focus.

Max's focus is Max.

You're not gonna change that.

I know this is hard for you to hear,

but Max is using the show as his meal ticket.

He doesn't care about the business,

he doesn't care about you, all the work you do.

You're getting played.

It's time to pull the plug.

Dante, what's up?

It's, uh, Drew over at "The Cleansing Hour."

Um, just calling to see where you are.

Uh, give me... give me a shout back.

Thanks.

Hey, come on. Riley! Hey!

Delete that shit. NDA, come on.

Riles, quit fucking around and give me a hand.

What the fuck are you doing?

Beautiful, isn't it?

God damn it!

Hey, buddy!

I'm looking for 14220 Hughes.

"The Cleansing Hour"?

Yeah.

Fuck this.

Oh, come on.

Oh, you got to be kidding me.

City of Angels my ass.

Makes you feel any better, Max isn't here, either.

Yeah, well, I expect him to be late.

Ahh. I'm going to have to cancel.

Fuck.

Not a chance.

Yes, yes, yes! You were in Drama Club.

- Drew. - You were in Drama Club.

Max will have a total conniption fit if we have to cancel.

Please, it's not worth the fallout.

Please, please, please?

Like, I'll literally... like, please, baby?

Please? Please?

Please?

I need you to do this.

You better sell a lot of prayer cloths

- because our honeymoon... - Mm-hmm.

...just moved from Cabo to Bali.

Cool.

Cool.

You're a renaissance woman!

Bryce, put it away.

So, how was school today?

Learned about dinosaurs.

Ah, your favorite.

What kind?

Triceratops and pterodactyls.

Ah, cool! The flying ones, right?

Yeah. Did you know that their beaks were...

One second, Bryce.

Yes?

Can you give me an hour?

Yep, alright.

Sorry, kiddo. Hold that thought.

I'll be right back.

Jung's cooking is almost too beautiful to eat,

don't you think, sweetie?

His nose is kind of big.

"His nose is kind of big."

"He likes Nickelback."

"His hands are too small."

Girl, give a dude a chance... face-to-face.

Maybe even hip-to-hip.

I have standards.

I'm not just going to hook up with some rando.

First off, Father Max ain't no rando.

Second, without me, you'd never leave the house.

And, third, a girl's got to take charge these days.

All these pussy-assed dudes too scared to buy a girl a drink.

- Hey, what's up? - Good news!

Dr. Phil's looking for a priest

to comment on spiritual matters.

Praise God!

You're not thinking of leaving, though, are you?

Don't worry, sinner. Daddy's just spreading his wings.

- Where's Lane? - Lane, she's... she's...

- Lane! I need her to cover this zit, alright? - Changing.

She's changing. We got some stuff we got to talk...

- You booked Dante? - I did.

- I've been trying to call him, but I... - I have to show you.

Remember that chick from the, uh, karaoke bar?

- Mm-hmm. - Ah! Ah, yes! Ah!

Cool.

- I got a groupie. - Yeah.

- No, cool. - I got a disciple.

Cool! Awesome!

Here, here's your script.

What were you trying to say about tonight's show?

- On in three! - Max!

Ready for your blessing?

You alright there, Chris?

Just late night.

Uh, can you give me a mike check?

Mike check, one, two, one, two, one, two.

Jesus!

Oh, my...

Ooh!

How about partying after work, huh?

Go clean yourself up.

Ah, this is so weird.

So, I'm going to talk you through everything in the IFB.

Okay.

And I need to take that.

- Okay. - You sure about this?

You know what? I think I've changed my mind.

That's not funny.

Thank you. Alright.

Hey, kid, you want to see something cool?

Wah!

What's The Devil's Database?

This baby right here is a digital encyclopedia

of every demon known to man.

It's got authentic character traits,

descriptions, history, it's got exorcism prayers.

I mean, it's a work in progress, but it's actually

a hell of a lot easier than digging through all of that.

Please don't touch that!

You don't stream in 4K?

That's ghetto.

Yeah, why don't you, uh, you go stand by your uncle, hmm?

Thanks.

Careful, please!

Please, just... that's the snake.

That's what carries our signal.

Please be careful.

Oh, those are actually called "stingers."

Just FYI.

Wow! Laney, doing stand-in work now.

Look, if you need a little bit of money,

don't be afraid to ask.

Alright, let's get this thing started.

- Where's my queen? - You're looking at her.

Drew, where's Dante?

She bailed, man.

No. No, no way. She's not an actress.

She doesn't even know the lines.

It'll be fine. It's what we have the monitors for.

She looks like every other possessed chick

we've ever had, alright?

We need shock value, pizzazz.

I'll be fine.

I have to look at your face for an hour.

It's more than enough to make a girl homicidal.

Hey, Lane or no-show, amigo.

You got 10 seconds.

Follow the monitors. Let me lead.

Alright, here we go, and three, two.

Good evening, my followers.

Welcoming to "The Cleansing Hour."

I'm Father Max, your guide

and faithful servant in a fallen world.

Follow me on social @FatherMaxTCH.

Cleansing Hour.

Max, come on, you got to... @CleansingHour.

Tonight, we bring you Sabrina,

a tortured soul from a broken home,

molested by her stepfather, beaten by her mother.

Sabrina escaped her pain through drugs, alcohol,

and, ultimately, prostitution.

The enemy of God exploited her frailty

and took control of her body,

but tonight, with your prayers and my leadership,

Sabrina will be rid of this evil.

The molested ones are always jacked.

Yeah, she gonna flip a dick.

Alright, Lane, now writhe for me a little bit

like there's an itch you can't scratch.

Good, good, good.

Now, it feels like there's something menacing

creeping inside of you.

It's like a feeling you dread,

like a start of a bad dream.

And line.

Help me, Father Max.

Please.

I can feel it.

It's inside of me.

That's good, that's good.

Just like that. Keep your head down.

What they can't see will terrify them.

Alright, Max, let's work in the merch.

Tonight, my child,

you will witness the healing power of prayer,

both by my utterance

and holy linen from the Vatican.

Lord have mercy on us.

Christ have mercy on us.

Lord have mercy on us.

Lights.

This demon already manifests electromagnetic disturbances.

We could be dealing with a Stage Four possession.

I command the unclean spirit,

by the mysteries of the incarnation,

passion, resurrection, and ascension.

You tell me your name and obey me to the letter.

Your name, demon. Speak!

My God!

You're a natural.

Tell me your name.

In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Boom, Chris. Chris?

We're seeing the boom.

You said you were fine.

Get up, now!

What the fuck is that thing?

Max, Max, Max! Get back on camera.

Riley, get the boom.

Chris, splash some water on your face and sober the fuck up!

Okay.

Okay, keep it together.

You just took some bad shit.

This'll pass.

What? What?

Holy shit, what?

What, what, what?

Abhorrent slime of hell, give me your name!

Alright, baby, that's your cue. Paimon.

This demon has no respect for God's authority.

Perhaps a larger dose of holy water will force compliance.

Hey, Lane, uh, Max is better on script, babe,

so why don't you... don't you just follow his lead?

Speak, child.

What is the demon telling you?

This is tight.

What was that?

Louder, my dear.

This is tight.

It's okay.

You can whisper it to me.

This is tight.

Shit, Lane, what are you doing?

Max, are you alright?

No, no, no, Max!

Max, we're live. We're live.

Breathe. Just breathe, man.

You will submit to me before the cross of our Lord!

Tell me your name, worm of Gehenna!

Tell me your name.

I'm gonna make you work for it, Maxi.

What did you just call me?

Lane, what's, uh, going on?

Tommy, come here.

What are you doing?

I don't know, man, just go with it.

Lane, if this is about me leaving dishes in the sink,

there's a better way to get back at me.

Nice ink.

What are you, some kind of tough guy?

Um...

I'm not really qualified to address demons.

That's best left to the professionals, right?

Mm, birds of a feather.

Is there a French flag emoji?

What? Man, what the fuck? What the fuck?

Looks like the show's got some heat, Maxi.

Time to go off script.

Somebody, please, help!

This is very real! We're at 14220...

Drop out. Drew!

Tonight, Father, you'll have a chance to save your own soul.

If you don't, I'll kill sweet little Sabrina here

in a way that makes Tommy's death look like euthanasia.

Drew, cut the feed at any point, I kill the girl.

Max, you step off set at any point, I kill the girl.

Anyone tries to run...

I'll kill you.

You have 49 minutes to lift the veil.

Oh, help me, please!

Get me out of here!

Drew! Drew!

Ah, ah, ah!

What the fuck?

It's only Max in the limelight now.

You step on set and she dies.

Let her go, scum of Hell!

She doesn't deserve this. Take me instead.

Do you really mean that, Maxi?

Do you really want to see what she sees

and feel what she feels?

This is the defining moment of your life.

Do penance or become a martyr.

So... do you want me?

- Okay. - Why are you here?

To see if you're a bona fide saint

or a whitewash, too.

What?

You fuck with the bull,

you'll eventually get the horns.

Summon it now, demon!

- It's not gonna work. - The God's word.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not...

Max, that's not gonna work!

Yea, though I walk through the valley of...

Max, it's not gonna work!

You can't just read random Bible verses.

There's specific rites for each demon.

We need its name.

Yeah. Yeah.

In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ,

I command you to tell me your name!

Your fans deserve better.

Alright, loyal followers, you decide.

How should Father Max #SaveSabrina?

Your wish is his command.

You had your chance.

You know we could have shared him.

I'm a good girl.

Oh, you a freak-a-leek.

Yeah.

My friends, this isn't a game.

It's a battle between good and evil, life and death!

I need prayers.

I need wholesome thoughts.

Whatever happened to,

"With your prayers and my leadership,

Sabrina will be rid of this evil."

Max, I got an idea.

Keep this asshole talking, get more info.

How do I do that?

Do what you do best, man... bullshit.

You talk a big game

for someone who picks on an innocent girl.

Nobody's innocent.

You're a bully, a coward who picks on the weak.

This isn't why people tune in.

They tune in to see good prevail,

to see your kind defeated.

So, defeat me.

Forgive them, Lord, they know not what they do.

God made them this way.

Must be part of his plan.

What do you know of God's plan,

other than how to corrupt it?

I was there when he wrote it.

That's great, Max. That's great, that's great.

Keep it up.

Time's up!

Drew, what's it gonna be?

We're up a creek, man,

and we got everything from disgusting to illegal here.

And there's no way I'm letting you touch Lane.

Most innocent suggestion...

...strip.

There's got to be something else. Come on, man.

I don't know.

- Shirt off. - No.

I won't do it. No!

Then the girl dies.

Hey, it's fine. I'm going to keep you in a tight shot.

Nobody's going to see anything.

What is going on?

I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that, Max.

I'm not doing that.

Oh, proof there is a God.

Mm-hmm.

Um, hey!

Alright, you had your fun.

Hardly.

You know the moves.

Come on!

Sabrina and half a million viewers are counting on you.

Show some enthusiasm.

Okay.

Oh, that's so cool!

What on earth is this devilry?

You might as well call upon Satan directly.

Not in my classroom!

The Act of Contrition, Andrew.

Oh my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended thee.

I detest all my sins because of thy just punishments,

but most of all because they offend thee.

My God, who art all good and deserving of all my love,

I firmly resolve with the help of they grace to sin no more

and avoid the near occasion of sin.

Maxi.

My God, I'm sorry...

Heartily sorry. Again.

My God, I'm heartily sorry because...

For having offended you. Again!

My God, I detest all my sins.

Again!

Well, you didn't save Sabrina...

but you certainly drew a crowd.

Oh, my God, Max! We need to see.

You alright?

Yeah.

We got to figure out which demon this is

and what it wants.

Clearly, it wants to make a fool out of me.

No, no, no.

No, there's got to be a bigger play.

Either way, it's gonna kill Lane if we don't hurry.

Basustai... maybe that's something?

Before it headbutted you, it said, "Basustai."

I studied ancient languages in prep school.

It means "lies."

Demons lie. No shit.

Well, that's something. Riley, good job.

Max, you can use that.

You can use it.

Come on!

I am willing to do your bidding.

Lie for you.

Just tell me what you want so we can end this.

Maybe I already have.

Don't listen to it!

Shut up, bitch!

Drew!

Lane, talk to me, baby.

It wants...

I'll snap your neck like a twig.

She's fighting back. She's fighting back.

Come on, Lane, fight, babe! Come on!

It won't let me.

She's... She's choking.

She's choking! She's choking!

She's choking, Max! She's choking!

- I mean, what do I do? - I can do the Heimlich

if you could just get her out of the chair.

- No, it could be a trap. - Come on, stop talking about it!

She's gonna die. Fucking do something!

Max!

Alright, alright! Riley, hold her head. Hold her head.

I'm gonna clear the airway.

I feel something. I feel something.

Fuck, she's turning blue, man.

Here, I got it. I got it.

Pull it out! Pull it out!

What the fuck is that?

What?

Hey, baby, you alright? You alright?

- Cut the feed. - Can't, babe, it will kill you.

You have to.

It's one of ours.

It's one of ours.

I-I don't get it, man.

Oh, my God!

Basustai, ba-basustai, basustai.

Max, Max, it wants us to tell the truth about the merch.

- What? - Call it a hunch, man.

Oh.

I will not sully my good name based on a hunch, okay?

- I won't do it anymore. - Listen to me. Listen to me!

The woman that I love is fucking dying

and you're worried about staying in character?

You shut the fuck up!

You tell the truth, or I swear to God, I fucking will.

Go.

Go!

This better work.

My friend...

I have something that's been weighing

heavily on my heart.

You see, the prayer cloths...

See, the prayer cloths...

they have no healing power, okay?

They're not even from the Vatican.

They're just some cheap crap from China.

It's working. It's working. It's fucking working.

And the holy water is just...

it's from my bathroom sink.

Alright?

But, okay, but understand, alright?

It wasn't my idea, alright? My producer...

Max! Max, the truth, man!

Yeah, okay, okay!

I knew better, alright, and I went with it all along.

The love of money is the root of evil,

and I fell prey to the temptation.

I'm so ashamed. I'm so ashamed.

But, please, forgive me.

Lane, hey, baby. Hey, baby. Lane, are you alright?

- I want to go home. - I know you do.

I know you do. I know you do. I want to get you home.

Think about those crystal-clear waters

and white powder beaches in Bali, baby.

Come on, we're gonna be there soon.

No, God, fuck! Come on!

- Come on! - I told you, man! I fucking told you!

Just shut up! Check her fucking throat!

Oh, my God! Max. Max!

I'm trying! I'm trying! I'm trying!

Come on.

Fuck!

Max, it's not after your confession.

It's after mine.

For the last year,

I've been keeping the lion's share of the profits.

60%. 70%.

Look, this whole fucking show runs because of me.

I get here early, I stay late.

All you have to do is show up.

That's how I rationalize keeping the money.

I'm sorry, man.

It's okay, my son.

I forgive you.

You're paying me back with interest.

Fuck this!

I'll call someone.

No, I got this.

Loose hose, I think.

Maybe the brake line?

Maybe the driver.

Oh, fuck. This is gonna hurt, bud.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I can do it. I can do it!

Hey! Do you want to bleed out?

Do you want to bleed out?

Come on.

So many sins, so little time.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

You'd make a great nurse.

Yeah? You'd make a pretty corpse.

Boy Scouts.

First Aid merit badge.

That's right.

You did mine for me.

I did. I did.

So we'd make Eagle Scouts together.

What am I gonna do, man?

What am I gonna do?

This thing knows us.

All our sins.

We confess, we live.

- Confess what? - I don't know.

We got to listen for more clues.

Shit!

Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Oh, shit.

Max, we're losing signal.

We got major loss.

I think the servers must be overwhelmed

from all the viewers.

So, fix it.

- Oh, no. - Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password?

What is going on?

Give me some good news, Drew.

I suppose it's time to say goodbye

to the audience and to your friends.

Oh, my God.

What happened to your hand?

It's local. It's local, it's local.

Drew!

Oh, shit.

Where's he going?

He's going to fix the signal.

The feed's about to drop.

Don't do it!

Let it go!

I'm not gonna let you die.

Oh, shit.

Please, come back.

Just be here with me when it happens.

Stop it, Lane! You don't want to die.

There's a bigger plan here, Drew.

Let me out.

Yeah, I might just give you a hand.

Please, Max.

Yeah, you think I'm gonna really fall for that?

- Max. - Huh?

It's me.

- Ah! - It's Lane.

Please!

I saw it.

What?

The beast.

I love you, Drew.

Good job, buddy.

Chris! Hey!

Wake up!

Wake up!

I'm sorry, man. I fucked up.

What are you talking about? Sorry for what?

I'll never be high at work again, I swear.

I don't give a shit right now. Look at me.

You may be able to save us.

I need you to tell me what you saw.

Save us?

From what?

Tell them the truth.

...now and at the hour of our death.

Amen.

Very good, Andrew.

Holy Mother delivers us from all peril.

Maxi?

You can do it.

Hail Mary, full of grace.

Don't help him, you miserable cheat!

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.

- Shut up! - Blessed art thou among women...

- Stop it! - Stop it! You're hurting him!

- ...fruit of thy womb, Jesus. - Oh, you little wretch.

You must learn some respect.

Stop it! You're hurting him!

- Don't! He's my friend! - Shut up!

Blessed art thou among women...

Stop! Stop it! Stop it! No!

Maxi?

Hey! Get out of it! Pull it together!

Look at me. Look at me!

Focus! Take a breath.

You said you saw a beast in the chair, right?

Describe it to me.

Fucking scary, man.

No shit! What did it look like?

Ah, Drew! Look out!

What the fuck?

That's it!

Pull your shit together or we're going to fucking die!

- Do you understand me?! - Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, I'm cool.

It was like a bird or something with fangs and shit.

Good. What else?

A-A hairy body.

Kind of like a dog.

And a big-ass tail, like a big snake.

Arms, legs?

I don't know, uh, part man, part goat.

- Ugly shit. - Okay. Okay. Good.

Hey, what else can I do?!

Just you stay here.

Oh, no, no! Don't leave me here!

Alright. Max, I got some good news.

Check the monitor.

It's not real.

It's not real.

It's just your imagination.

It's not real.

Oh, it's not real.

Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off!

What?!

There's something in there.

You guys have got to help me.

Let's get out of here. Hide!

Hey! Hey! Relax, there's nothing there.

What the hell is going on?!

What is it, man?

Yes, Chris, describe them for us.

Nancy Drew will tell us their names.

Okay, you shut the fuck up!

Oh, God!

- Oh, oh! Oh, oh! Oh my God! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Hey, hey, hey! - You mean you guys aren't seeing this?

Take it easy, man. Hey!

What the fuck is that?!

- Don't let them get me, man! - Chris!

Don't let them get me! Don't let them fucking get me!

Chris!

Hey, hey, Max!

You got to confess something, man.

Anything.

I-I took offering money once.

I-I...

I hit my neighbor's car and I didn't leave a note.

I don't know, man!

Hey! What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing?

Our Holy Mother delivers us from all peril.

You got to pray with me.

Come here.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed are thou amongst women,

and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.

- Amen. - Yeah.

You got to say, "Amen."

Amen.

It worked.

It worked.

It worked, man! It worked!

Friends, never underestimate the power of prayer.

Or the power of denial.

- Chris! - Oh, no, get him off me!

Chris!

No, no, Chris! Don't! Chris! Chris!

- Chris! Chris! - Oh, shit!

No, no! Chris!

God, stop!

Knock it the fuck off!

- Chris! - Fuck!

Don't do drugs, kids.

I don't get it.

I prayed.

I got every word right.

My patience and your time are running out.

What do you want from me?!

Ahh.

You want me to kill myself.

I want you to unburden your conscience.

Since your value your public perception

more than human life,

let us once again

let the viewers decide your fate.

You can keep your life if you keep it 100.

Do they have the heart to save you?

Okay.

Hey.

Just remember why people watch.

Alright, it's for your charm,

it's for your bravery, and for your good looks.

Just give them what they want.

You can do it...

Father Max.

I have faith in my followers.

Fuck.

Get your phone. Get your phone!

My loyal followers,

I stand before you a defeated man.

After countless victories over evil...

I think I've met my match.

A force has overpowered me...

murdered my crew.

My friends.

Now it looks like I'm next, unless you have mercy on me.

Hey, keep going.

Keep going.

What are you looking at? Focus!

I'm a sinner.

We all are.

But do we deserve to die for it?

What makes us... human?

Tell them the truth, Maxi.

Cast the first stone.

God hates disobedient children.

Love the sinner, hate the sin.

- My God, I'm sorry. - Heartily sorry!

You're a stupid little boy.

My God, I'm heartily sorry.

Again!

Again!

Go on, Max.

You can do it.

Go on, Maxi.

Lie to them again.

- Again! - Stop!

- The Lord is with me. - Again!

I detest all my sins.

- Again! - No!

I don't want to die.

Again!

- You can do it. - Again.

Again!

I can't!

It's alright.

Just go with your gut.

I'm a phony. I'm a fraud.

Everything you think you know about me is just...

made up.

It's part of a character.

"The Cleansing Hour"...

every episode is just a hoax.

It's a big act.

Except for tonight.

Isn't that obvious by now?

I'm no priest.

What?

I was.

I was raised Roman Catholic,

and they say, "If you want to do right by God,

you got to follow the rules."

"Do this, don't do that.

Recite this prayer.

Sit. Stand. Kneel."

I... I was never good at it.

I was kind of a dumb kid,

but it doesn't take smarts...

to know what evil is,

and hell if I wasn't gonna stand up to her.

Stop it! You're hurting him!

Stop! He's my friend!

- Stop! Stop it! - Stop it!

Shut up, you little wretch.

You miserable cheat!

She haunted me for years,

through high school, college.

I just chalked it up

to God punishing me

for what I had done.

Order up!

That's why I went into seminary.

Got ordained, thinking maybe, somehow,

if I just devoted my life

to following God's rules, he'd forgive me.

But I'm...

The closer I got to the Church,

the more hypocrisy and corruption that I saw.

The so-called keys to Heaven

were being held by perverts and con men,

the very evil I wanted to fight.

What kind of God

would allow that scandal?

So, I quit the Church,

quit believing in their lies.

Figured that there's no God,

so I could live by my own rules...

pick on somebody else.

Who?

All I ever knew was religious rituals,

labelism, and prayers.

So...

So, me and my best friend...

we started this show.

I didn't think it mattered it was fake.

People loved it.

People loved me.

Once again...

there's blood on my hands...

because of my foolishness.

I don't deserve it.

I beg of you...

please...

forgive me for what I've done.

Looks like a Hail Mary

couldn't save you this time either, Maxi!

But I told them everything.

Mobs don't care about the truth.

I won't do it!

If you want me dead,

you're gonna have to do it yourself!

Lane? Lane! Lane!

Lane!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Lane, no!

No!

No! No!

No! No!

I'm sorry.

No! No!

No! No! No!

No!

No!

Stop!

Stop!

Drew?

Drew?

Wait, baby!

Lane, hey.

Hey, talk to me.

It's okay. I'm listening.

It's okay. You're okay.

Talk to me.

You're getting played.

You're getting played.

It's time to pull the plug.

Let him go, motherfucker, or I'll cut the cameras.

don't! It'll kill her!

It won't. It needs a vessel.

It needs a vessel. It needs you.

It needs the confessions. It needs the torture.

'Cause it's all to drive up viewership,

Isn't that right?!

Flex your muscles in front of a crowd.

Demon defeats priest, cosmic fucking payback.

No? Nothing? okay, how about this?

Boom! There you go. Dead air!

Nobody gives a shit what you do to us if they can't see it.

Ah, ah! Ah, ah, ah!

Come on.

Come on, come on!

Come on.

Thank God! Yes!

Clever little bitch, isn't she?

Now restore the picture.

No!

You're in no position to bargain.

The only way you get through this

is to turn those cameras back on, now!

Fuck you!

Everything out of your mouth has been a lie,

and why should we believe you now?

It's just going to kill us anyway, idn't that right?

From fake priest to false prophet.

You got it all figured out, don't you?

I see the writing on the wall.

But I see everything!

Shit.

We got it!

You ready to save the day, my friend?

You know what? Restore the feed.

Yeah?

I want the world to see this.

Oh, God!

It says here he's a Marquis of Hell,

governs 40 infernal legions.

Oh my God, no wonder he's so powerful.

I don't give a shit. Send me the rites, man.

Come on.

Shit! I haven't put them in yet. Give me a second.

This one. This one.

Here we go. Here we go.

Come on. Commander...

You know, Maxi, now that we've got our audience back,

I think we can hold our own these last few minutes.

Three's a crowd, right?

Drew, watch out!

Ah!

Mmm, mmm, mmm, that'll just shock yourself.

Let him go, please!

Lift the veil!

Or you could just let him die and you can go free.

I don't what more to say!

You do!

And so does the girl.

Oh, my God. What's going on?

Drew! Max, help him!

It wants another confession.

- What? - It says we both know.

Oh! Oh!

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I, um...

What?

Oh. Oh, my God.

A long time ago, before you and I met,

Max and I...

- Ah! - It was short-lived.

He...

You motherfucker!

You motherfucker!

Ah! How could you keep that from me?

Drew, I ghosted her, man. I was a total fucking dick.

You know me, alright?

She already hated me by the time you hired her,

and I didn't want to put us at odds, alright?

I'd never seen you so fucking happy.

I had a right to know!

I was going to tell you, I swear,

but I had just met and I put it off until it was just...

Ancient history, man.

Meant to be forgotten.

Ah! Mmm!

Baby, hey, look at me.

Don't let this come between us.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Oh, no.

Right, now let him go!

Ah.

What?

What... what's that?

Oh, shit!

What?

It's a wrong number.

What is that?

Shut up!

Hey!

I hate being on camera. Stop!

The camera loves you though.

Mm-hmm.

Oh! Very nice!

Pose for me.

Oh!

That's perty, isn't it?

I'll show you...

You told me you deleted that, you piece of shit!

I thought I did.

Drew.

Let me explain, man.

What's up? You saving that for a lonely night?

I swear to God I never watch it, dude. I swear!

Just like the karaoke chick, yeah?

How many pictures and videos of my soon-to-be wife

do you have on your phone?

Cocksucker.

You know, I don't know what's worse,

the thought of you rubbing one out to my wife

or the fact that you fucking use everybody.

You're a fucking leech!

This is what it wants.

To drive us apart.

I like the way it thinks.

You know all of my life,

all my life I treated you like a brother!

And for what?

Drew.

Bullshit! You never cared about anybody but yourself,

you conceited fuck!

Drew, you're going to kill him.

Yeah, go on, kill him.

I'll release you and the girl.

- It's okay. - Man, don't do it.

Push the button.

- What? - Push the god damn button!

Come on! Commander of legions

and all the servants that you control that you.

You can't defeat me!

Fuck you!

And by the power of the Almighty...

Shit!

Max, You got to take over!

And the power of the Almighty and the hand of his son,

Lord, Jesus Christ.

You and your army shall be swept away to the pit of glory

where you will forever lay your heads.

Depart, Aamon, and depart servile demons from this vessel,

for her future and past are not in your hands,

but in the arms of the Sovereign Lord God Almighty.

It is he and he alone

who brought the world into being.

Numbers of

and know the day that our soul takes flight.

Thus humble yourself demon.

You are helpless before your creator.

Get this thing off me!

Drew, wait!

Lane? Lane, Lane.

I'm here, baby.

Oh, shit!

Drew! Drew, what do I do?

Keep reading!

For under his command and his command alone.

In the name of Jesus Christ, make haste and

Drew, what are you doing? You're hurting me!

Oh, fuck you, bitch!

The monster of the wretched hell, tarry not

and return to your master, the Prince of Darkness.

In the name of Jesus Christ, I bind you and your army,

to cast you out from this place.

Ah!

Drew, I didn't finish!

Go ahead. Finish me.

What are you waiting for?

Five minutes to kill.

Any ideas?

Go fuck yourself.

The power of the holy spirit

compress this vessel and creation of the Almighty God,

who casts a white light of purity at which you cower.

Retreat now, Aamon, into desolation.

Gravel at the feet of your lord savior

in the void of the pain

Amen.

Lane? Lane?

- No, no, no, no, no! - No, no!

- Hey! - No!

Hey! Hey! It's me. It's me. It's me.

It's okay.

Hey, listen. I just want to say...

No.

No, like, please, okay? I know I don't deserve it.

No!

Not another word.

What am I supposed to do now, huh?

Well, we're still live.

Ask your groupies.

Okay.

- Ah! - Holy shit!

That can't be.

It was supposed to work.

- We said all of Aamon's rites. - No.

You are no man of God,

and I am not Aamon.

We... we narrowed down all the names.

We wrote the names... all the names on the list.

It was my list.

What's The Devil's Database?

This baby right here is a digital encyclopedia

of every demon known to man.

Oh, God!

He's not here right now.

Oh, Maxi.

It's much too late for that.

Drew, cut the feed! Cut the feed! Cut the feed!

Lane!

Oh, why me?

Why us?

We have started our descent into Mumbai.

Come on! Come on!

Come on, Lane! Lane, no! Come on!

Call an ambulance!

Come on, Lane! Come on, baby! Come on, come on.

Come on, come on! Come back. Come back.

There you go. There you go. Shh, shh.

No, no, no, don't get up. Don't get up.

It's okay. You're okay. You're okay.

What happened?

I don't.

I was hoping you could tell us.

The whole time you were...

you were telling us to... to cut the feed.

There's more to it than that, isn't there?

Mm?

I can't remember.

Please tell me he's in there holding the pen.

Yes, but he's cranky. He missed dinner again.

Shit.

Hey, little guy!

You here to see your Daddy?

I think it's better to let him in.

Somebody wanted to say goodnight, Mr. President.

Hey, bud.

What are you still doing up?

- Look out! - Bryce!

- Get off me! - What are you...

- Get off me! - Aah!

Show's canceled.

Now what?

We need units here now!

Shots fired! Shots fired!

Send backup now to 1200 Washington!

And 12 passengers broke into the cockpit,

attacked the pilot.

Nosedived into a field just outside Mumbai.

Authorities have not ruled out terrorism.