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What are you doing?

Checking out my compatibility with Baby Choux.

Wow, Uncle. It's 93%.

We're very compatible.

Goodness. Give that to me.

U Bong? Internet Cafe? Sure.

Uncle, see you later.

What a moron.

11%? Why so low?

What are you doing?

Yeol Hui Bong, Cha Ji Ho's name compatibility?

You're such a busybody.

I didn't do it on purpose.

Why did you enter my name?

I just wanted to see how incompatible we are.

Settle the bill, quick.

Here. Nothing else? Hurry, go.

So grumpy.

Go!

What the heck is this ajumma? Bad timing.

Will she find out?

Seriously. Incredible! Jeez.

He must hate me a lot

even pairing my name to his.

What? Who linked your names?

Nothing, never mind.

What nothing? I think that guy likes you.

What? That's ridiculous.

He wanted to check how incompatible we are.

Hey, does that make sense?

Who would do that with someone they don't like?

Still...

No way.

Do you know how much he teases me?

Perhaps, he did it deliberately.

So that you won't find out that he likes you.

Hey! Then, all the men in this world likes me, too.

Yes?

What?

I was just saying it happens most of the time.

That skank.

I'm back.

You're just in time.

Go to Yeol Hui Bong...

Forget it.

What's wrong? Did something happen?

Hey, you! Coffee skank.

I caught you.

Wha-what?

Secretly pairing my name to yours.

You like me? Huh?

Goodness.

What is this, hyeong?

You're really inconsistent.

You said she's ugly and annoying.

But you get so jealous whenever she's with me, right?

It's not like that--

You keep bullying me

as if you're so awesome.

You dare like me? Me?

Coffee skank.

I'm not interested in you at all!

Hyeong! Hyeong!

What were you thinking of?

No, it's nothing.

You really suck at gaming.

How can you play like that?

Sorry. That game was very difficult.

It's Da Yun. U Da Yun.

Da Yun.

What? Going to review class?

I have something to show off.

I did well on my quiz today.

I see.

You're not as stupid as I thought.

Hey, it's just because I don't study.

I'm not stupid.

Oh, right. Explain this point to me.

What do you mean?

This.

Hey. You've become a lot closer nowadays.

- Us? - Us?

What? Even answering together.

So?

That's enough. Aren't you supposed to be studying right now?

Well...

Seo Jun wanted to play in the internet cafe for a moment.

But he bungled up the game.

He's an idiot.

Hey, why am I an idiot?

You're not too great yourself.

I'm still much better than you.

Funny. You lost to me in Tekken 5 last time.

Because you cheated.

You used the long-range attack.

Playing the game together is all that counts.

Jeez.

Hey, hey. Who's afraid of you?

Hey, I will never play with you again.

What? For this little matter.

Who does he think he is? That punk blew up for no reason at all.

Hey, Yeol U Bong.

Let's pair up our names.

What? Why should I pair my name with yours?

Right? You don't pair up your name with just anyone, right?

Of course. You do that with someone you like.

Are you a child?

Anyway, a guy will only do that with a girl they like, right?

Okay.

What's wrong with her?

What? That punk.

He can't even endure it. Apologizing already.

Hey! Pay me back the 500 I spent in the internet cafe.

Wow, that stingy punk.

Are you looking for Seo Jun?

Yes, where is he?

What brings you here?

What else? To pay you back.

Here.

What the? Why did you throw it?

Where's the 200 that you owe me?

Really, so stingy.

Here, catch!

Hey, pay me back the 100 you owe me from last week.

Jeez. What? Sure, here!

What's going on?

Hey. I don't want to associate with a stingy person like you.

Who should be the one saying this? Let's break up.

You despicable fellow.

Hey, it's noisy. Fight outside.

- Break up. - Break up.

Don't ever come here again.

That will never happen anyways.

I don't ever want to see you again.

Hey.

Hyeong!

What's your full name?

Alberto Ackilan Contatu.

That's too long. This won't do.

I'll use Cha Seo Jun's.

What's taking her so long?

Ajumma, come here for a moment.

Why?

That signboard is a bit askew.

Can you fix that for me?

I can't do it now, I'm busy.

Hey! You!

Our names have a 53% compatibility.

Where are you going?

It's boring staying home alone.

I fought with U Bong so I have no companion.

Come and help out in the cafe.

Excuse me! What's your name?

Me? My name is Yeol Hyeong Beom.

We have a 97% compatibility.

Look.

Why did you do that? That's ridiculous.

You link your name to everyone's name?

Yes, it's fun. What's wrong?

You're acting like a pervert.

All right. That signboard...

You don't need to fix that.

Go on your merry way.

What? He's so weird.

Hey. Is this your playground? Work.

Oh, right.

Why are you back?

I forgot to confirm something.

Did you delete the videos?

'I'm so Hot', 'Bravo of My LIfe'?

I already did. Don't worry.

Then, let me check your cellphone.

Whatever for? Hey, Cha Seo Jun.

What?

I'm going to the garage. Watch the shop.

Wait...

Ai, really...

What is it, Nuna?

Seo Jun, do you know where your uncle's cellphone is?

I want to check something.

Uncle's cellphone... It's right here.

Give that to me.

See? He didn't delete it.

What's this?

My pictures.

You're still here?

No, I'm going. Bye.

What? What's wrong with her?

She wanted to check your cellphone

so I gave it to her.

How can you give my cellphone to her?

What? Are you hiding some forbidden photos?

Let me see!

Forget it. Stop causing trouble.

Go home.

I'm bored.

Go up.

What do I say to her this time?

What? Photos?

That means he really likes you.

It's hard to believe.

He keeps calling me ugly everyday.

It's usually easy to decipher whether a guy likes a girl or not.

Do your eyes meet all the time?

That means he's always looking at you.

I'm not too sure.

Well, has he ever offered to take you home?

If he has given you a gift,

it means that he's totally into you.

I don't think that ever happened.

In that case, ask him directly.

'Do you like me?'

Ha? That's ridiculous. And, it's embarrassing.

Is that so?

Then, just pretend nothing happened.

Or pretend that he already confessed to you.

Confess? I've never experienced that before.

Really?

This is the first time.

What should I do?

It's no fun playing this alone.

That punk.

Hey! Why are you here?

Well... Actually, I overreacted yesterday.

I... was... the same too.

If that's the case... shall we... make up?

Two men making up is a bit...

U Bong. We're really buddies.

Let go.

Let's be closer from now on.

It hurts. Let go.

Why are you angry?

I told you it hurt and you still held on.

Ah... My neck.

Fighting again?

I told him it hurt but he still kept going on.

He knows how strong he is.

What? You're not done yet?

Forget it. Let's break up!

Hey. 'What a man said can't be unsaid'.

You won't regret what you said?

'Man... unsaid...', I don't understand a word you said.

Hey, you saw it, right?

He's an ignorant idiot.

You're the idiot. All you do is yell, 'it hurts'.

My IQ is higher than yours.

Don't be ridiculous. What does that have to do with IQ?

Of course, it has. Let's take an IQ test then.

Sure!

Finish! The result is...

What the?

What's that? Your IQ is only 80?

Hey... I didn't know how it works.

I'll do it again.

Why are you doing it again? It's my turn.

What? Just 66.

No. I wasn't concentrating.

It's time to study.

Hey, U Da Yun. Check out the result of his IQ test.

He only got 66.

That's a chimpanzee's IQ.

Chimpanzee? That's so you.

Hey. You only got 80, didn't you?

Don't laugh. You have a stone's IQ.

Fish's IQ.

Hey. I told you, it was because I didn't know the mechanics.

Shall we do it again? Huh, monkey?

Hey, it's really over between us. You, sea creature.

What? It's over between us, monkey!

Seo Jun... Let me ask you something.

Does your uncle mention me often?

I don't know. I hate you, too.

What? What's wrong?

That scoundrel. Really.

Hey. Why are you here again?

I don't know. But, Uncle...

Just now, Hui Bong nuna asked me,

if you often mention her.

What?

Why did she ask that?

Did something happen between the 2 of you?

What will happen?

Seo Jun, come.

Smile for me. Al, you too.

What? Me?

Quick, stand closer.

Smile, 1, 2, 3.

Hey, you didn't smile. One more time.

1, 2, 3.

What? Does he really like me?

Meet me for a moment.

What is it now?

Prepare to accept his confession.

Is he... confessing?

Why did you call me?

Look at this.

I took Seo Jun and Al's photo earlier.

What's that?

Funny, isn't it? I took this so I can look at this whenever I feel bored.

I like having funny photos.

Oh, and also your photo.

The one at the sea.

Your backside's too funny so I took a few of those.

You called me over just to say this?

I want to fix the signboard.

It's a bit askew.

Am I your slave? I won't do it.

I think it's settled.

Good thing that ajumma's kinda slow.

You can't even carry that?

Weakling U Bong.

Hey, don't talk to me. We don't know each other.

Don't belittle me.

When I was in junior high, I won against 5 people.

See this?

What's that? What? What? I can't even see it.

Hey, then look closely at this.

Forget it. Since you mentioned scars,

I got this scar from hanging on a cliff for an hour.

What? You got it from there?

Cut the crap.

It's true. You cut the crap.

Hey, U Bong. You haven't brought this vase up yet?

Granny, when U Bong was in junior high,

did he really got into 5 to 1 tussle?

Granny, you must be busy. Go up now.

Ah, are you referring to those 5 kindergarten kids who beat him up?

What a liar. You're an absolute liar.

Seriously, Granny. Hey, you...

You were also lying about that scar.

Mine is real.

How is that possible? That's impossible!

Excuse me. How did Seo Jun get the scar on his arm?

Scar? What scar?

Did he get that by hanging on a cliff for an hour?

That wasn't a cliff.

He was hanging inside a shit hole when he was still in the province.

What? He fell in there?

Why did you tell him that?

Gross. Hey, you stink.

Stop it or I'll really break up with you.

Relax. I am also really breaking up with you.

Just you wait and see.

I will ask your family everything about your past.

Hey! Where are you going?

What?

I thought they broke up yesterday.

They're breaking up again?

Maybe they don't know the meaning of 'break up'.

Ah, my head!

Hey, manure U Bong.

Your uncle said you pooped in your pants at junior high.

That smell.

Hey. That was my nickname back then.

That is why I keep running around buying bread 'til now.

Hey, it was because you started it first.

I'm sorry.

Forget it. All gloves are off now, you punk.

Bring it on. You stinky U Bong.

You really want to do this?

Oh, that smell. Don't you smell that?

Oh, that smell. Where is that smell coming from?

It's coming from those pants.

What's this?

- That smell, that smell. - It's coming from him.

What are they doing this early in the morning?

Teacher Yeol Hui Bong.

We have a get-together tonight. Can you make it?

Get-together? I'll go.

Can you pass it on to Teacher Cha?

I have a class now.

Sure.

I'm going to put these in the ref anyway.

Having a girlfriend is really nice.

Oh?

So find one for yourself too.

Do you want to go on a blind date?

Forget it. I already have someone I like.

Oh? But why are you still single?

You haven't told her yet?

I see her everyday. It's a one-sided love.

What? How great is she?

You're actually secretly in love with her. Is she pretty?

She's very cute.

Her name? Her name's very funny.

She's feeling depressed these days so I took her to the beach.

Hello.

Hang on.

Hello. Hello.

Ajumma, how long have you been standing there?

Just now.

We have a get-together tonight.

What the heck?

What? He meets her everyday.

The name is funny.

Even went to the beach together.

Don't tell me, that skank likes me?

What do I do?

Baby Choux, on your way to review class?

Hey! Don't talk to my sister.

I don't like you dating my sister.

My sister?

There's no such thing. You're not her real brother.

Hey, I am registered as her brother in the family registry.

Let's go.

Release me.

Da Yun. No, don't go.

Let go of her.

Do you think I'll give my sister to someone like you?

You think you're awesome?

No one comes between our love.

Brazen punk. Before I say so--

Baby Choux, let's go.

Let me go.

You're a bunch of show offs.

Stop fighting.

You're not even little kids.

What? We're older than her.

I treat her like a sister. I even listened to her.

What do you see in her?

Well... Because she's pretty.

Is being pretty everything? I don't want that kind of person even if you give her to me for free.

What? You were very close to her recently.

It's because she's helping me.

What? Is that so?

Let's go... have some snacks.

I heard there's a new game. You want to check it out?

Should be fun.

- Let's go - Let's go.

Teacher Gim, why do you look so glum?

I broke up with my boyfriend.

Let's have a drink.

What? Did he deliberately sit in front of me?

Did she hear my phone conversation?

Why is he looking at me like that? Does he really like me?

Why does she have to find out?

This is crazy. What do I do?

Well... Teacher Cha, do you have a girlfriend?

I don't have one yet.

Is that so? Do you like someone?

What?

What? He's looking at me again.

I have someone I like.

Is that so? What kind of person?

What? Will he say it's me?

Her height...

Aigoo.

is over 170 cm. And she's very pretty.

I have good taste.

We went to the beach not long ago.

Her name's Hong Su. Does it sound funny?

What? It's not me.

I see.

Why? Do you have something to say?

No.

You didn't touch your drink. You're not drinking?

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

Let's go to our next venue.

I need to go home early. I'll go ahead.

Ji Ho, let's go.

No, I have things to do in the cafe. I'll go ahead as well.

- Ajumma! - What?

She really turns around when she hears ajumma.

What did you just say?

I brought my car. Come with me. We're going in the same direction.

Really? At least, I can save on taxi fare. Great!

It'll be here in a bit. Wait for a while.

What's this?

Wait.

What! This!

Wait...

Why?

Can you lend me some money?

I left my wallet in the car.

Get your wallet from the car. Don't borrow money from me.

Really stingy.

I wanted to buy this from that coffee museum.

Did you buy it?

No, a friend gave that to me after buying that over there.

Oh?

I liked this a lot.

I regret not buying this.

If you really like it then take it.

It's too tacky, I don't need it.

Really? That's great.

It's not even a big deal.

Tell me the truth.

What?

You like me, right?

You like me so you bought this while I wasn't around, didn't you?

What are you saying? Are you delusional?

No...

Why would I like someone strong, gluttonous and tacky like you?

Furthermore, you're ugly.

What? Isn't that too much?

I was just joking.

Joking?

You could have just said no.

Why do you keep calling me ugly?

You're too much.

Wait.

Jerk. Why does he have to be so mean?

Skank. Coffee skank.

Confusing people.

Why am I so stupid?

You walk... pretty fast.

What? Why did you follow me?

How could you leave like that? Let me finish first.

You haven't said enough?

Yes. This ugly, rude, strong Herabongles ajumma.

Do you think you're that great?

If I say I like you, what will you do?

What?

I like you.