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[dramatic rock music]
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* *
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- You're bluffing.
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- [scoffs] I happen to have
a great poker face.
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- This is your
"holding good cards" face...
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your "holding bad cards"
face...
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your "need to go
to the bathroom" face...
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and your bluffing face.
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I won a lot of Go Fish
at Fenster Hall.
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- Ha! That was my "bluffing
I was bluffing" face.
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- Game recognize game.
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Uh-oh, here comes the dance.
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- If you stop,
I'll give you all my chips.
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- Can't stop, won't stop,
can't stop!
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Okay, I'll stop.
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So...
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anybody got any big plans
for the weekend?
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'Cause a little birdie told me
that you have a date with Sean.
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- Okay, who told you?
- Chirp.
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I tried to hold out, but
she bribed me with a banana.
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She knows my weakness.
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- Hannah, if you can't talk to
your mom about boys and dating,
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who can you talk to?
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- Literally anybody else.
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And it's not a date, Mom.
It's just a hang.
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- What's the difference?
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- The word "date" is stressful,
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and we are
an anxious generation.
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- So where are you hanging?
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- Hannah has left
the conversation.
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- Okay, that is definitely
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your "I have to go
to the bathroom" face.
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- No, it's my "teenage daughter
is a pain in the butt" face.
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And also, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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- See? I'm good.
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- * Two, three *
- * Hey! *
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* Hey, hey *
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- * Every time
I turn around *
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- * Hey, hey *
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* Hey,
hey *
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- Is this what being a parent
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of a teenager feels like?
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Being excited
that she has a first date
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but frustrated that
she won't tell you anything
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about the boy or the date?
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- You've got to be patient.
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Being a parent of
a teenager gets better.
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- When?
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- When they're no
longer a teenager.
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[laughs]
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In fact, this is what we give
the teens over at Fenster Hall.
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- "Explore your hormones."
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Been there, done that.
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Have the tattoo on my ankle
to prove it.
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This would have given Henry
a heart attack.
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All I wanted
when I was Hannah's age
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was a mom to talk to.
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And you know Henry was great,
but whenever I would talk
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about boys, he'd go...
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* La la la la la
la la la la *
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Do you remember
when Jimmy kissed me
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at the kissing rock
at Camp Kookalookie?
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Ah, but my first real kiss
was Brett Forman.
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Holy macanoli.
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- Oh, the kiss that changed
my life: Rebecca Hilbert.
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Lots of sparks.
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- I miss sparks.
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- Well, let's go get you some.
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Girl, let me see
your dating app.
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- Mm. There's this one guy
I've been talking to.
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EvanLovesDogs77.
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- Ooh, cute name, cute guy.
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And he's got a daughter.
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He's a #GirlDad.
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I like him already.
[knock at door]
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- Hey.
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I think I left
one of my old lyric books here
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when I dropped Diego
off from soccer.
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I'll just be a sec.
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- Hannah's got a date.
- Yeah, I know.
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It's tomorrow night, right?
But it's more of just a hang.
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- You knew about it?
- Of course. I'm her dad.
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Oh, she didn't tell you.
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- Why am I not in the loop?
- Ah, don't worry about it.
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One of us has to be
the cool parent.
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I'm sure there's all sorts
of boring stuff
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you know about
that I don't.
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- I have a date, too.
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There's something
you didn't know.
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- Really?
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Oh. Okay, cool.
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Totally good with that.
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- That's big of you,
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since we're divorced
and you have a girlfriend.
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- Thank you very much.
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What's up, Izzy?
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- I'm making an "everything
in the fridge" sandwich.
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Can you pass me
that whipped cream?
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Hungry?
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- I think I'll just watch
you explode.
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Hey, this musician I love wants
me to write a song for him,
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but all my good ideas are in my
lyric book, which I can't find.
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It's not in that sandwich,
is it?
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- I write songs.
Maybe I can help.
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* Pretty sandwich,
about to be in my belly *
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* Pretty sandwich, love you
'cause you're smelly *
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- Rock on, sister.
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- I am down
with this EvanLoveDogs77 guy.
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I mean,
he enjoys being a parent
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and he doesn't list the "school
of life" as his education.
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- Okay, let's go for it.
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"Hey, EvanLovesDogs77,
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want to
hang out tomorrow night?"
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Dog emoji.
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What if he doesn't...
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[cell phone chimes]
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Hey, he said yes.
- Oh!
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Punky Brewster is back.
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- Hannah, you and I
both have first dates.
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- Great, because when I think
about my first date,
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I want to be thinking
about my mom.
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- Oh, and Aunt Cherie
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gave us a pamphlet
to talk about our bodies.
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- Even worse.
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- How's this?
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- Boring!
You're not going to church.
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- Okay, well, now
I'm running out of clothes.
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Is this better?
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- I like that for you.
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It says "I'm casual, I'm cool,
and I'm 100% hottie."
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- [gasps softly]
Thank you.
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By the way,
pro tip when dealing with Mom:
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don't blurt things out without
knowing exactly what she knows,
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because I wasn't dying for her
to hear about my plans.
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- Sorry.
Rookie mistake.
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Still getting used
to this whole sister stuff.
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- Me too.
[sighs]
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- You nervous?
- So nervous.
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- Hey, you got the good sister.
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And remember,
if it doesn't work out,
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there are other options.
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It's a numbers game.
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- How do you know so much
about this stuff?
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- My mom dated a lot.
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"Remember, you can't be
that thirsty.
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Otherwise you're never
gonna get a drink."
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- What does that mean?
- I have no idea.
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[warm acoustic music]
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- Remember, this is
only a date.
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Nobody can replace you two,
so don't worry.
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- We weren't--
until you just said that.
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- Whoa, you need to see this.
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- Did you see dirt on Sean?
- No, your date--
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Mr. EvanLovesDogs77.
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Once you've seen this,
you can't unsee it.
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He's an adult man
in a wizard costume.
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Should have been a hard pass.
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- I think the cloak is baller.
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Hit me.
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I don't know
if I'm more nervous
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about my date or Hannah's.
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- Just in case, let me spray
some of this on your pits.
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- Thank you.
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- Whoa, whoa.
- Ooh.
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- Hannah, you look amazing.
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So what do you think?
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- I think that I want to focus
on how I cute I look.
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- Ladies, what's important here
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is that
we all look better than Diego.
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- What's up, guys?
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Reporting for duty.
Ready to babysit.
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- They're your kids.
It's called being a dad.
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- Punky, you look...
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Wow.
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- Thanks, Trav.
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- You let that smoke show go?
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Woof.
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- Okay, Hannah, before you go,
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you need to give me
Sean's real number.
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The one you gave me
was for Jersey Mike's.
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- Fine.
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[cell phone chimes]
- Received.
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Okay, remember,
dinner before ice cream.
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- And Izzy's bedtime is 8:30,
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but she'll tell you
it's midnight.
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- Hey, Mom, I'm going to run
a background check on this guy.
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Is LovesDogs77
his real last name?
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- Gotta go.
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- All right, bye, guys.
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all: Bye.
- Have fun.
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- Yup.
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- [sighs] So...
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what do we know about this dude
your mom's meeting up with?
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- We know he's going to have
a better night than you are.
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* *
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- You're not on the road
anymore.
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Use a bowl, man.
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- Yeah, we're not animals.
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- Oh, really?
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You know you have a little
something right...
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ugh, basically
all over your face.
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- Dad, do you know how to get
on the dark web?
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- I don't,
and if you stop trying,
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you can have more Breyers.
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- Ice cream is your solution
to everything.
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And I love it.
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- Hey, don't tell your mom.
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Oh, you know,
I found my lyric book.
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Turns out it was
mostly doodles.
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So I guess I'm just blocked.
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- Maybe you're distracted
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'cause you're thinking
about Punky.
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You looked sad seeing her go...
on her date...
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with another man.
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- Yeah, I guess
it was kind of weird,
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but I gotta get used to that.
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Okay, where were we?
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Oh, that's right.
I have no ideas.
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- Maybe you should write a song
about something
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that makes you happy,
like ice cream.
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- Eh, I don't know.
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- What's your favorite flavor?
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- Uh, this is silly.
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Um...
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rocky road.
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- * My favorite thing in life
was rocky road ice cream *
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* I'd eat it every day
and all night long *
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- * Then one day
my little marshmallow *
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* Walked out the door *
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* And now that she's gone *
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* I love her even more *
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- You said "she."
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- Did I?
- Yep.
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Punky is your rocky road.
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* *
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- It says
we'll be picking up notes
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of plum, vanilla, and earth.
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- Hmm.
Mine just tastes like wine.
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- Hmm.
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That can't be right.
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- So, tell me, what do you do?
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- Well, I'm in marketing
for a software company
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that specializes in
aggregation of...
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and I'm already boring you.
[chuckles]
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- Uh, no, it's not you.
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Um...
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this is actually my first date.
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- E-ever?
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- [chuckles]
No, since my divorce.
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But I'm really distracted
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because my daughter
is on her first date, too,
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00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,018
and she won't tell me anything
about the date.
255
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,887
- Mm. I'm totally
into my daughter's life.
256
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,984
We have a YouTube channel
where she makes fun
257
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,480
of all my clothing choices.
258
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,032
I'm just happy to be involved.
259
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,897
Daughters are hard.
260
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,703
- Tell me about it.
261
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,198
Okay, back to us.
262
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,779
No more phone...
263
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,834
right after I just
text her once more.
264
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,998
[light music]
265
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,289
* *
266
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,415
- You're staring at me.
267
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,763
- I can't help it.
268
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,719
You've, uh, got some foam
right there.
269
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,471
No, uh, here.
270
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,848
[cell phone chimes]
Oh.
271
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,641
I'm so sorry.
272
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,595
- No, no, it's great.
273
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:12,015
[softly]
What?
274
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,435
Ugh, I can't believe
she's texting me again.
275
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,994
- At least your mom cares.
You should probably answer it.
276
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,198
- Absolutely not.
277
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,079
So, um, tell me more
about where we're going next.
278
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,037
- Okay, it's so cool.
279
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,037
We are going to
the Warlock Jones escape room.
280
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,210
- I didn't know you were
a Jones fan.
281
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,079
- I'm not.
282
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,705
I just thought it'd be cool
283
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,341
to be locked
in a room with you.
284
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,299
I'm sorry; I didn't mean
for that to sound creepy.
285
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,800
- [chuckles]
286
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,972
[Sean's cell phone blips]
287
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,465
- I think it's your mom.
288
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:48,024
Wow, she is really
into the siren emoji.
289
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,309
I'll just ping her back.
290
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,022
- How about we don't text her
at all?
291
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,073
She'll be fine.
[chuckles]
292
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,662
Oh, look,
I have foam on mouth again.
293
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,489
- Oh, my God, I can't believe
you don't actually have dogs.
294
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,995
How can you call yourself
EvanLovesDogs77?
295
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:13,919
- Well, I am fatally allergic,
but I do love dogs from afar.
296
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,000
And 77 is actually
the amount of times
297
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,836
I've had to use
an EpiPen, so...
298
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,471
[both laugh]
299
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,219
- Oh. Evan...
300
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,892
I sent sirens.
It's a whole thing now.
301
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,891
- It's okay.
302
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,692
- Hey, how are things
over here?
303
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,942
[clears throat]
304
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,534
- Oh, our coffee is fire.
Thanks.
305
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,700
- Awesome.
306
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,068
Oh, and are you Hannah,
and are you Sean?
307
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,195
- Yes.
[camera shutter clicks]
308
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,202
- Your mom wanted
proof of life. Thanks.
309
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,405
- She tracked my phone.
310
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,626
That's it, I'm shutting it off.
311
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,221
- Well, I'd say we should go
to our next destination,
312
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,217
but if I'm being honest,
313
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,469
it seems like there's
someplace else you'd rather be.
314
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,812
- You know what?
315
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,176
This phone is staying
in this purse permanently,
316
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:12,144
and I am all-in
on wherever we're going next.
317
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,595
- Oh, well, then here's
to continuing the night.
318
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,606
[cell phone chimes]
- Mm.
319
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,819
- Oh.
320
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,318
You don't mind
if I just chug this, do you?
321
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,327
Mm.
322
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,749
Yeah, still no plum but...
323
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,248
notes of sadness.
324
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,130
- I'm sorry.
It's my son Diego.
325
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,748
He wants to run
a background check on you.
326
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,545
Apparently he doesn't trust me
to make my own decisions,
327
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,629
which is truly annoying.
328
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,925
- Huh, that's kind of like you
texting your daughter all night
329
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,760
because you don't trust her.
330
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,595
- That is not remot...
331
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,442
oh, my God.
332
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,977
Hannah probably thinks
I don't trust her.
333
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,859
"Hannah, no more texts.
334
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,161
I promise."
335
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,446
All right, let's bail
on this wine bar
336
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:12,081
and see where
the night takes us...
337
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,080
as long as I'm home by 10:00.
338
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,212
- Well, if you're open
to an adventure,
339
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,920
then I have just one question.
340
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,051
Do you believe in magic?
341
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,013
- Welcome
to Snaggletooth Academy,
342
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,302
witches and wizards.
343
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,216
I mean witch and wizard.
344
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,144
Our student, Warlock Jones,
needs your help.
345
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,194
You're both in mortal danger.
346
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,017
Magnus McNasty has locked you
347
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,113
in the Room of Discontent
348
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,149
and is planning to attack
349
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,443
Snaggletooth Academy
350
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,736
in one hour.
351
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,949
You must escape
and warn Warlock Jones.
352
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,160
- You guys are just gonna
make out in here, aren't you?
353
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,252
[both chuckle]
- What?
354
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,167
- Wait! Holdicus the Dooricus!
355
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,587
[chuckles]
That's wizard lingo.
356
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,167
- Hannah? Sean.
357
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,962
- Mom?
- What are you doing here?
358
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,795
- Hi, Mrs. Brewster.
- Oh, you can call me Punky.
359
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,301
- Oh, hi, I'm Evan.
360
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,263
I'm Punky's boyfriend.
361
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,894
- And I'm officially in hell.
362
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,942
- Your 60 minutes trapped
in a small room all together
363
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,686
with no way out starts now.
364
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,109
- No! No!
365
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,028
Get me out of here!
366
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,397
I'm on a double date
with my mom.
367
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,543
[upbeat music]
368
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,958
- Is it a calendar
or a compass?
369
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,457
Come on, come on, Evan,
think like a warlock.
370
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,801
- This is something I didn't
think I'd be saying tonight,
371
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,007
but, Sean, could I have
a word alone with my mother?
372
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,548
- Sure.
373
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,301
I guess I'll go help out
your mom's date.
374
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,644
I'll miss you.
375
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,599
- [clicks tongue] Aww.
She'll miss you, too.
376
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,890
- Mom.
377
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,394
You're ruining my life.
378
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,726
- Hannah, I promise,
I had no idea
379
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,400
that you and Sean were
going to be here
380
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,899
or that Evan
would bring me here.
381
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,070
- So you want me to believe
that this is a coincidence?
382
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,489
- Yes. Do you really think
383
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,947
that I woke up this morning
thinking I'd be
384
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,197
in a Warlock Jones escape room
with my daughter?
385
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,739
- Yes! I mean,
why should I believe you?
386
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,663
You've been texting me
all night.
387
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,412
It's like you
don't even trust me.
388
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:21,254
- I know. That's why
I sent the apology text.
389
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,461
Well, I-I didn't get it.
I turned my phone off.
390
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,131
- Hannah, you can't turn
your phone off.
391
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,010
You've got to have it on
at all times.
392
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,417
- Why, so you can
drive me crazy?
393
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,295
- Yes. I'm your mom.
It's my job.
394
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:36,008
- Oh.
[chuckles]
395
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,766
- Well, at least
they're having fun.
396
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,307
I think they're going to be
really happy together.
397
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:44,522
- The journal--
maybe there are some clues.
398
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,944
Ah.
399
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,732
Read it, young Sean-icus.
400
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,946
- "As a young boy,
I never understood
401
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:55,198
why I could talk to toads."
402
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,951
Toads.
403
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,083
Look for something with toads.
404
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,960
- Toads!
405
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,668
Hold my jacket.
406
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,263
[grunting]
407
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,221
[laughs wildly]
408
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,641
I found it!
The Sword of Haggis!
409
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,431
Look, Punky, look what I did!
410
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,734
- Way to go.
- Yes!
411
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,648
- I really should have read to
the end of his dating profile.
412
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,938
- I got it!
413
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,190
We stab the journal!
414
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,193
- You got it,
young Warlock Jones--
415
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,815
I mean Sean.
416
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,658
- [yells]
417
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,539
both: * Don't want
no chocolate chip *
418
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,446
* Don't want strawberry
or peach *
419
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,666
* She's my favorite flavor *
420
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,747
* She's my favorite treat *
421
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,753
- Yeah.
422
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,665
Hey, you totally just helped me
through that writer's block.
423
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,675
You're like
my little mini muse.
424
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,337
- Cool.
You can thank me on Venmo.
425
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,891
- The only thing I could find
on EvanLovesDogs77
426
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,982
is that he once
bought a mug on Etsy
427
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,518
that says "But First, Coffee."
428
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,822
- Dude, you stalking
your mom's date on Google
429
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,777
is so wrong
in so many different ways.
430
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,858
- There has to be
something wrong with him.
431
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,663
Aren't you worried?
432
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,867
- I'm guessing this isn't just
about Evan.
433
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,328
What's going on with you?
434
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:24,618
- I just don't want
a step...wizard.
435
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,464
- Come on, man,
it's just a date.
436
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,590
Wait, did you say "wizard"?
437
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,880
- I guess I always thought
438
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,011
you and Mom
would get back together.
439
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,509
- Ah, dude.
440
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,300
- Yeah, but now she's out
with EvanLovesDogs77,
441
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,684
and you have
your emoji girlfriend,
442
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,350
and it's never gonna happen.
443
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,178
Why can't things just be
the way they were?
444
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,774
[sighs]
- Hey...
445
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,689
the way things were
wasn't always great, you know.
446
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,610
Ah, look...
447
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,688
I get our divorce
is tough on you sometimes.
448
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,074
I mean, your mom and I are
still trying
449
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,611
to figure things out.
450
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,574
But we're still a family.
451
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,076
Hey, we just look
a little different.
452
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,449
- It's just weird.
453
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,536
It's like you guys get along
better together
454
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,171
now that you're apart.
455
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,838
- Yeah.
456
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,877
Yeah.
457
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,511
That's a real good way
to put it.
458
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,717
Hey, I'm really feeling
what you just said, Diego.
459
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,432
You don't mind if I put that
in my ice cream song, do you?
460
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,813
- Just promise me, no dad rap.
461
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,810
[upbeat music]
462
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,483
* *
463
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,113
- Hannah,
I'm doing my best here.
464
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,529
I didn't have a mom to talk to
about this kind of stuff.
465
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,608
I want you to know that you do.
466
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,324
I'm here.
- That's nice.
467
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,985
What if I told you
I wish you weren't here?
468
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,905
- I don't really want
to be here either.
469
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,584
I thought he was going
to take me dancing.
470
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,463
- I'm sorry I worried you.
471
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,461
But also...
472
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,803
Sean and I are having
the best time,
473
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,720
and it's really awesome
to be able to tell you that,
474
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,430
even though you are my mom.
475
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,930
Please don't scream,
because he'll hear you.
476
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,064
- That's amazing.
Mine's a bust.
477
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,152
- Uh, what was that?
478
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,267
- Evan, you seem like
a really nice guy,
479
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,645
but it's never going to work.
480
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,952
I have a dog,
and he sheds way too much.
481
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:22,527
- And--and you're gonna
choose this dog over me?
482
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,790
I get it.
483
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,173
- [scoffs] Mom, look,
484
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,076
I know that I've been
shutting you out lately,
485
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,666
but I was nervous.
486
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,011
And I wanted things to go well.
487
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:40,587
You know, this whole dating
stuff's new territory for me.
488
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,393
- It's new territory
for me, too.
489
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,429
Sean's so cute.
- I know, right?
490
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,433
[giggles]
491
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,685
- Mm.
492
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,153
[exciting music plays
from chest]
493
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,360
- Yes!
494
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,979
- Congratulations.
495
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,146
You've escaped,
whereas I am working a double.
496
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:04,026
- We have saved
Snaggletooth Academy!
497
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,834
Huzzah!
498
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,447
- Let's go get a victory photo.
- All right!
499
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,575
- Hannah, come on.
500
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,792
[Hannah giggles]
501
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:18,956
- [sighs] Well, seems the only
puzzle I can't solve...is love.
502
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,053
- Hey, you.
503
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,635
- Uh, me?
504
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,100
- You can do way better
than that guy.
505
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,060
I'm just a disembodied voice
in an escape room
506
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:36,612
asking a beautiful, slightly
older woman to like me.
507
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,778
- I'm flattered.
Thank you.
508
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,650
Still got it.
509
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,754
- * You're
the sweetest thing *
510
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,997
* My rocky road ice cream *
511
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:59,421
* But sometimes
something good *
512
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:03,092
* Can still be bittersweet *
513
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,803
* Even though *
514
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,974
* It breaks my heart *
515
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,055
* Maybe we're better together *
516
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,732
* Apart *
517
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,151
audience: Aww.
- Wow.
518
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,939
- [grunts] Hey.
519
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:23,363
That's, uh--it's just a song
about ice cream.
520
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,913
- Really? Because it seems
like a metaphor for love.
521
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:31,788
- Yeah, about how much
I love ice cream.
522
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:35,498
- So there's
no deeper meaning?
523
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:40,000
Because that song really...
524
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:43,375
makes me want...
525
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,223
ice cream.
526
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,722
- [exhales]
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