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Maybe the world is blind or just a little unkind.
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Don't know.
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Seems you can't be sure of anything anymore.
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Although, you may be lonely, and then one day
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you're smiling again.
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Every time I turn around, I see the girl
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who turns my world around standing there.
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Every time I turn around, her spirit's
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lifting me right off the ground.
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What's gonna be?
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Guess we'll just wait and see.
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-We've got enough decorations to trim the Black Forest.
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What are you doing?
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-I'm going over my Christmas gift list.
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Punky, how many people have you got on this list?
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-I cut it down to 74.
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-Let me see.
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Henry, Cherie, Mrs. Johnson, Brandon, Mike, Ed Gillespie.
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Who's Ed Gillespie?
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-He's the garbage man.
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- And Mel Cooperburg?
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-He's good friends with Al Dishman.
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-Al Dishman?
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-Ralph Dishman's brother.
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-Who's Ralph Dishman?
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-He's the butcher at the market.
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You know, the nice guy who has the hair
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growing out of his ears.
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- That's Ralph Dishman?
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-Mhm.
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-Punky, how do you know all these people?
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-They're all my friends.
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-I've been going to that market for years,
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and I don't know the checker from the box boy.
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-That would be Madge and Larry.
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-Punky, what presents do you have
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planned for all these people?
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-Well, I've had my eye on this three-story dollhouse
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for Cherie, and Mrs. Johnson could use a mink coat.
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I'd like to get something kind of sporty for Mike.
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You know like a new Porsche.
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-Well so far you're talking $94,000,
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and you haven't even got to Ralph Dishman.
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How much money do you have to spend?
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-$3.26.
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I guess I'm a little short.
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-You know, Punky, when it comes to giving gifts,
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it's the thought that counts.
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You're going to have to come up with some cheaper thoughts.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll give you $5 each to buy presents for Mike, Cherie, Mrs.
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Johnson, Brandon, and me, and to the rest of the people
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you can send Christmas cards.
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-Thanks, Henry. -You're welcome.
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-With $5.00, I think I'll buy Brandon
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a personalized doggy dish.
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-Good idea.
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- And, what do you want for Christmas?
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-It doesn't matter.
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Whatever you get I shall treasure.
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-That's what you said last year, when I got you
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that tie that glows in the dark.
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-It's a lovely tie, and I shall always treasure it.
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-Then why don't you ever take it out of your closet?
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-Because that's where it glows the best.
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-Henry, this year I'd like to get you something
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that you'll treasure less and use more.
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-Aw, Punky, that's sweet.
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But remember to stay in your budget.
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-No problem.
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Five whole dollars.
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I bet I'll be able to get you something
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that glows in the light.
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Attention shoppers,
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Midtown Mall's holiday sidewalk sale is now in progress.
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Today's Christmas special at Knick-Knack World,
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buy two wise men, get one free.
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-Come with me, Henry.
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We got a date with some wise men.
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-All right.
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You girls stay with the toys.
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We'll be at Knick-Knack World.
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-OK, Henry.
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- Punky, look at this.
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Comrade Natasha, baby doll from Russia.
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-Natasha comes complete with two outfits.
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A rad leotard for international gymnastics competition,
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and a trench coat when she defects to your house.
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-Wow.
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I sure would love this.
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Hint, hint, hint.
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-Cherie, you'd better hint, hint, hint to your grandma.
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I already spent all the money Henry gave me.
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-On what?
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-Well, I got these expensive earrings for your grandma.
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-They're great.
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-Won't they look perfect with her nurses' uniform?
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-Yeah, what else did you buy?
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-Well, I got this belt for Mike.
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It cost a fortune, but it had his name written all over it.
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-He'll love it.
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-Yeah, but I've only got a few dollars left for Henry.
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I promised I'd get him something that he wants.
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Now I can't even get him something he doesn't want.
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Attention mothers.
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Santa Claus has requested that overweight children
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refrain from sitting on his lap.
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If your child weighs over 70 pounds, please have him
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write Santa a letter.
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- Well that was certainly a waste of time.
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-What a rip-off.
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The three wise men looked more like three stooges.
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-Especially Curly.
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We should have known better.
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Those special sales are merely come-ons.
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-You said it.
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I'll never fall for that again.
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Attention shoppers,
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as a holiday incentive, Grey Kirk Jewelers
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is offering a free mother of pearl pin
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to its next 10 customers.
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-Maybe Henry would like this Mr. T. wig.
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It's only $1.49.
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-Cherie, I want to get him something
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special, not something on special.
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-Hey girls.
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-Hi, Richmond.
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-Richmond, do you know where I could find the greatest gift
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in the whole world for under $3.00?
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-$3.00?
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Punky, you're a cheapskate.
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Check out what I got my mom.
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-Ooh.
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-Genuine leather.
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$50.
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-Wow.
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It's beautiful.
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Where did you get the money?
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-Money's no problem when you shop with the Matzie method.
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-Matzie method?
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-Let me give you a little demonstration.
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Gee, I bet my little brother would
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really love this model airplane.
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See how easy it is?
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-Richmond, the Matzie method is stealing.
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-Yeah, you're a shoplifter.
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-Shh.
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It's just one little airplane.
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And besides shoplifting isn't really stealing.
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-It isn't?
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-No.
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Stores like it when you rip 'em off.
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They make a lot of money from their insurance companies.
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-Still doesn't sound right to me.
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-All right.
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You shop your way, I'll shop mine.
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I'd better go.
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I still have a few more things to pick up.
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Deck the halls with bows of holly.
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Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
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'Tis the season to be jolly.
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-Check you later, Cherie.
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-What do you think of this cashmere scarf?
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-Ooh, now that's handsome.
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It brings out the blue in your eyes.
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-Yes, it does doesn't it.
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You know, cashmere always makes me feel like a million dollars.
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-Then why don't buy it?
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-Because it costs that much.
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-I swear if air wasn't free, you'd buy it by the lungful.
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Why don't you loosen up and treat yourself for once?
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-Aah.
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I have always wanted a scarf like this.
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No.
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I'm saving my money for a special present for Punky.
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-I know what you mean.
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The kids always come first. -Go on.
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Let's go and find the girls.
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-Punky!
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Mike, what are you doing here?
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-I'm shopping.
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-Thank goodness.
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-You OK, Punky?
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- Me?
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Never better.
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Why, do I look guilty or something?
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-Hello, Mike.
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-Hi, Henry. -There you are, Punky.
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We have to leave right away.
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Our three hours of free parking are almost up.
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- Where's Cherie?
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-She's waiting in the car with Mrs. Johnson.
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Mike, can I give you a lift home?
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No, I have some more shopping to do.
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-Well, good luck.
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- Thanks, Henry.
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Attention shoppers,
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special year end clearance at Video Boutique.
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Hurry now for our bargain video tape of the month,
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"The Nell Carter Workout."
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-Definitely not you.
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Don't like that one.
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Look at all these sharp scarves.
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Save your money, Fulton.
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Hey, what a sec.
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Hey, I didn't steal anything.
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What a sec.
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What are you doing?
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You can't do this to me.
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Hey, hey. Look, look, look.
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Hey, wait a second.
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Hey.
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But you can't do this to me.
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Look.
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I'm, I'm a law-abiding citizen.
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-Mhm.
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-This is a mistake.
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-That's right, buddy, and you made it.
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-But it wasn't my shopping bag.
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-Then why did the bag have a belt in it
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with your name on it?
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-Because Mike is the most popular name in the country.
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-Really?
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I'll have to remember that if I'm ever on Jeopardy.
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-Hello, son.
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Come over and tell Santa what you're in for.
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-No thanks, I'll stand.
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-They said I stole a scarf.
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-Why would they want to say a thing like that?
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-Because it was in the shopping bag that I was carrying.
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-And you didn't put it there?
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-No!
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-Whoa, ho, ho, ho!
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-Shut up, fatso.
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-Sorry, Lou.
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Let's keep it down.
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-What's he in for.
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-You don't want to know.
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-And what about you, Santa.
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What did you do?
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-Breaking and entering.
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-In a Santa suit?
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-Sure, in a Santa suit.
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You know, Christmas is the one time a year
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that people expect a guy like me to come into their homes.
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They even leave sandwiches and cookies.
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Then there's that wonderful element of surprise.
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-Surprise?
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-Yeah, normally I know what I'm stealing,
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but during the holidays I don't know what I got 'til I get home
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and I unwrap my presents and empty my stockings.
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I love Christmas.
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-You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
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stealing people's gifts.
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-Look who's talking, Mr. shop now, pay never.
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-No fair peaking, Brandon.
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You've got to wait 'til Christmas.
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Punky, is something wrong?
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You were very quiet all the way home.
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-I guess I'm just tired from all the shopping.
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-Tell me, what did you get for Mrs. Johnson?
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-I got her-- a box of cigars?
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-Cigars.
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I thought she quit.
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I didn't buy any cigars, or any of this other stuff.
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- Well, maybe we've got the wrong bags.
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No, this is mine.
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- No.
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I wonder who got my bag.
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-Warnimont residence, Henry speaking.
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Hi.
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Hi. You're where?
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You're where?
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What happened?
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Of course it's a mistake. Don't worry.
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We'll be right down there.
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-What's the matter?
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-Mike's in jail.
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-Jail?
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-He got arrested for shoplifting.
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-Shoplifting?
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-The store claims he stole a cashmere scarf.
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-Mike didn't steal that scarf.
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-Of course he didn't.
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It's got to be a terrible mix-up.
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But don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this.
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-We will?
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-Come on, Punky.
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We're going to jail.
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-Goodbye, Brandon.
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See you in 20 years.
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-Does that mean that you've been in here 17 days?
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-No, that means there's only 17 more
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stealing days 'til Christmas.
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-I wonder what's taking Henry so long.
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- You're lucky.
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You got a friend to spring you.
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I got no one, not even an elf.
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-Hey folks.
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-Yeah.
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-You got a visitor.
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-Punky!
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-Hey Mike.
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-Where's Henry?
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-He's getting you bailed, but I've
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got to tell you something first.
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Santa, what are you doing here?
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-About 5 to 10. -Don't pay any attention to him.
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He's not the real Santa Claus.
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Now what is it that you wanted to tell me?
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-I've got a confession to make.
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It's my fault you're in jail.
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I wanted to get Henry a special present,
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but then I ran out of money.
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And I saw that beautiful scarf, and I
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knew it was something Henry always wanted.
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So I just put it in my bag, and then my bag became your bag,
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and your bag became my bag, and I left you holding the bag.
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-Punky, you stole that scarf?
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-Yes.
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-And I'm taking the wrap for it?
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-Yes.
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-Just calm down.
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Just calm down.
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-OK.
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-I was talking to myself.
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But Punky, I'm surprised at you.
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I can't believe that you would steal.
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-Well it wasn't really stealing.
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It was shoplifting.
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-I don't get the difference.
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-I heard that stores get a lot of insurance money
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from shoplifting, so I thought I'd help them out.
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-Punky, that's not the way it works.
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Shoplifting hurts stores, and to make up for it
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they have to charge higher prices.
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-They do?
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-Yes.
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And I'm paying a higher price for it too.
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Getting arrested could cost me my job.
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-Mike, I'm really sorry.
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I guess I knew all along taking the scarf was wrong,
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and I could get myself into trouble.
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But I never knew I could get you into trouble.
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-That's the problem with doing something bad.
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You don't know who you're gonna hurt.
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-Mike, I'm going to go tell the police what really happened.
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I can't let you lose your job.
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You're too good a teacher.
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-Thanks.
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-I'm sorry, Henry.
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-This time sorry is not enough.
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-I'm really sorry, Henry.
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-Not another word.
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You stay in this room and come out only
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for call of nature or call of Henry.
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-Mike, I'm so sorry you had to go through that ordeal.
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-Well, I have had better Saturdays.
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-You should never have been in jail in the first place.
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-Well, it's over now.
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Punky explained everything, and the charges against me
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have been dropped.
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-Well it's not the end for me.
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My job as a parent is to teach her right from wrong.
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Obviously I haven't done a very good job.
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-Don't come down on yourself, Henry.
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You're a wonderful parent.
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-Wonderful parents don't raise scarf stealers.
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-Henry, didn't you ever steal anything
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when you were a little boy? -Never.
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Well, once, when I was seven.
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-What happened?
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My Uncle Hiram came to visit.
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He always had candy in his pockets,
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and he gave one piece to each of us kids.
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Well, one piece wasn't enough for me.
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No, sir. I had to be Henry the hog.
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So I stole an extra cherry gumball.
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-Is that it?
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-I've felt guilty about that gumball ever sense.
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I'm convinced that's why Uncle Hiram cut me out of his will.
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-There, you see?
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You stole once, and you felt terrible.
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So does Punky.
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You never stole again, and I'm sure Punky won't either.
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-I hope you're right.
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-I know I'm right.
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Now have you decided on a punishment yet?
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-She'll have no television for two weeks.
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- That's fair. -She'll be grounded for a month.
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- That's fair. -She'll be grounded for a month. -She'll be grounded for a month. -That's certain--
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- She'll be grounded for a month. -That's certain--
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-And the store owner and I have devised
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one more way of driving the point home.
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-Excuse me, miss.
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Is my package ready yet?
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-Yes, sir.
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-Merry Christmas.
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-Merry Christmas.
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Attention shoppers,
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as a special Christmas treat, Mr. Men's Man Shop
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is offering free gift wrapping to every mall patron.
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Come one, come all.
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Come on.
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Let's do this one by one.
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All right.
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Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Can you handle these?
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