All language subtitles for Nick Swardsons Pretend Time s01e02_English

* P-R-E-T-E-N-D
T-I-M-E *

* P-R-E-T-E-N-D
T-I-M-E. *

( men cheering )

- GO FALCONS!
- YEAH!

LET'S GO, SNELLY!
RUN ALL OVER THEIR ASSES.

- COME ON.
- YEAH, MAN, RIP HIS ( bleep )
HEAD OFF!

- ( crunching )
- ( man grunting )

( all gasping )

( dramatic music plays )

WHAT?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

I DIDN'T THINK HE'D DO IT, MAN.
I WAS JUST IN THE MOMENT.

Announcer:
This is truly the worst thing
to happen in sports.

Nobody-- I don't care how
big a fan you are--

nobody wants to see this
happen to the rival team.

HEY, MAN, WHEN I YELLED THAT,
YOU ALL CHEERED.

ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE ALL GUILTY.
YOU WANTED THIS.

NO, YOU DID THIS!
SHAME ON YOU.

HEY, MAN, HE YELLED, "RUN ALL
OVER THEIR ASSES," OKAY?

REMEMBER THAT EARLIER?
AND YOU CHEERED. NOT COOL.

YOU CAN'T DIE FROM THAT.

THAT GUY RIPPED
THE DUDE'S HEAD OFF.

ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
WE GOT A CALL, SOMEBODY HERE

JUST YELLED,
"RIP HIS HEAD OFF."

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT
TO HAPPEN.

COME ON, BUDDY.
LET'S GO.

YEAH, GET THAT PSYCHO
OUT OF HERE!

YEAH, RIP HIS HEAD OFF.

- ( bones crunching )
- ( man screams )

- ( all gasp )
- DEAR GOD.

WHO JUST YELLED THAT?

STOP YELLING THAT.

From now on,
nobody yell that.

* THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...

HEY, EVERYBODY, THANKS FOR
TUNING IN TO THE SHOW.

IT'S VERY VERY NICE
OF YOU.

UH, THIS SHOW IS A LOT FILTHIER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE.

IT'S REALLY REALLY DIRTY,
SOME OF THE SKETCHES.

SO DON'T TELL MY MOM
I HAVE A SHOW, IF YOU COULD
DO ME A BIG FAVOR.

IF YOU SEE HER ON THE STREET,
JUST BE LIKE, "I SAW NICHOLAS.

HE'S-- HE'S A DOCTOR.

AND HE SAVED MY LIFE.
HE-- HE GAVE ME A NEW HEAD."

( rock music playing )

( siren wailing )

Announcer:
COMING THIS FALL,

A SHOW THAT'LL CHALLENGE
EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE.

I'M SO SCARED.
MY LEG IS KILLING ME.
I THINK IT'S BROKEN.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
ALL RIGHT? WE'RE HERE. OKAY?

- ( kissing )
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'VE SEEN MEDICAL
DRAMAS BEFORE,

BUT NONE THIS REAL.

( siren wails )

LIFE AND DEATH ARE STRUGGLES
EVERY DAY,

BUT THESE GUYS ARE JUST TRYING
TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL.

JUST TELL MY DAUGHTER
I LOVE HER.

I WILL, SIR.
THAT'S A PROMISE.

WHAT THE ( bleep )?

COMING THIS FALL...

Woman:
HELP ME!

OH, GOD!
DON'T WORRY. I'M HERE, OKAY?

HELP IS HERE. OKAY?

STOP. GROSS.

STOP.

COMING THIS FALL,
"PARAMEDICKS."

Man over radio:
We got a 12-car pile-up
off the 5 freeway.

We need medics
over here now.

- WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
- Probably 20 to 25 injuries.

( rock music playing )

- I KNOW THAT GUY.
- I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.

- WHERE DO WE KNOW HIM FROM?
- I CAN'T PLACE IT.

BUT I KNOW WE KNOW HIM.

( sighs )

HEY, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
BUT I KNOW YOU FROM
SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

WE WERE JUST SAYING THAT.

WE LIVE UP THE STREET.
ARE YOU FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD?

NO, I LIVE IN VENICE.
I JUST POPPED IN.

DO YOU GO TO ST. CHRISTOPHER'S
CHURCH? MAYBE THAT'S IT.

NOPE. WHERE DO YOU SHOOT GUNS,
RESEDA OR BAKERSFIELD?

OH, WE DON'T.

DO YOU EVER GO TO
THE WINE TASTING AT VENDOME?

I DON'T, BUT I WOULD
LOVE TO DO THAT.

UM, WERE YOU ON
A JURY RECENTLY?

- NNN-NNH.
- NO.

DID YOU GET STUCK
WITH JURY DUTY?

NO, NOT EXACTLY.

UM, OH, E.A.?

UH, WHAT'S THAT?

ECSTASY ANONYMOUS?

- UH...
- OH, NO.

- NO, WE DON'T.
- WE BOTH WORK AT WHOLE FOODS.

MAYBE THAT'S WHERE
WE KNOW YOU FROM.

NO, I DON'T SHOP THERE.
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR
SCROTUM PIERCED?

NO, I-- I DON'T DO THAT.

- I DON'T HAVE ONE.
- SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

- SHE'S A WOMAN.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

S.K.A.?

SPECIAL K ANONYMOUS?

P.C.P.A.?

- NO, WE DON'T DO DRUGS.
- NO.

NO, POPPY ( bleep ) PUNCHING
ANONYMOUS?

- ( sighs )
- REALLY?

- YEAH, JUST WHEW!
- OH. NO.

I KNOW IT'S FROM SOMEWHERE,
THOUGH. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WHEN YOU HAVE IT AND
YOU'RE LIKE, "I KNOW THAT GUY."

IT'S-- I GOT IT!
WE MET THROUGH TED.

OLDER GUY; HE'S GOT
A DIARRHEA WATERFALL?

( sighs )

THE LEATHER SWING SET
WITH THE MONKEY AND THE GUN?

- NO, WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
- NO.

( sighs ) RIGHT.

- YOU KNOW LENNY?
- LENNY? WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME?

I DON'T KNOW. HE DEALS METH.
HE CAN ( bleep ) HIMSELF.
HE DOES IT IN PUBLIC.

OKAY, AGAIN, WE DON'T
DO DRUGS.

SO WE WOULDN'T KNOW.

YEAH YEAH YEAH, I DON'T
DO DRUGS EITHER.

JUST, I LIKE TO WATCH
LENNY ( bleep ) HIMSELF.
HE LIVES IN MY BUILDING.

WHAT BLOOD BANK DO YOU GO TO?

- WE DON'T.
- WE DON'T, ACTUALLY.

WHERE DO YOU DRINK BLOOD?

WE DO NOT DRINK BLOOD.
THAT'S NOT GOOD.

OKAY OKAY.

DO YOU PLAY TENNIS?

WHERE DO YOU FART IN
HOMELESS PEOPLE'S MOUTHS?

WE DON'T DO THAT.
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, ACTUALLY.

WHAT?

Man:
Bernthorn, party of two,
your table is ready.

BERNTHORN? YOU HAVE
A DAUGHTER MAGGIE AT
PATTERSON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

- YES, WE DO.
- MR. BENNETT, HER ART TEACHER.

WE MET AT PARENT-TEACHER
CONFERENCE.

OH, WE FINALLY FOUND IT.
IT'S SO GREAT.

YOU GUYS ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.
GET THE MAC AND CHEESE.

TELL MAGGIE I SAID HI.
PLACE IS GREAT.
MACARONI AND CHEESE.

* THE SUN IS UP

* IT'S ANOTHER
HUMDRUM MORNING *

* YOU NEED TO DRAG YOUR
BODY OUT OF BED *

* YOU GOTTA SLAP YOURSELF

* INTO THE NEW DAY

- * YOU NEED A HEALTHY KICK
TO GET AHEAD... *
- OW! YOU WHORE!

- * CATFIGHT OATMEAL...
- STOP IT, YOU WHORE!

* WAKE UP WITH A PUNCH

* CATFIGHT OATMEAL

* YOU'LL BITE AND SCRATCH
YOUR LUNCH... *

OW, MY COOCHIE!

* SO SPANK YOUR APPETITE

* WITH A HAIRBRUSH

* YANK OUT A PULL OF
BLACKENED VITAMINS... *

( women screaming )

* SIT DOWN AND CLAW
THE EYES OUT *

- * OF YOUR HUNGER...
- WHORE, WHORE!

* BUT, SONNY,
YOUR TORN PANTIES *

* IS WHERE YOUR DAY BEGINS

* CATFIGHT OATMEAL

* WAKE UP WITH A PUNCH

* CATFIGHT OATMEAL

* YOU'LL BITE AND SCRATCH
YOUR LUNCH *

* GO AND CLAW THE EYES
OUT OF YOUR HUNGER *

* BUT, SONNY,
YOUR TORN PANTIES *

* IS WHERE YOUR DAY BEGINS

* CATFIGHT OATMEAL

- * WAKE UP WITH A PUNCH...
- OH MY GOD! WHAT DID I DO?

* CATFIGHT OATMEAL

* YOU'LL BITE AND SCRATCH
YOUR LUNCH *

* CATFIGHT OATMEAL

* THE NUTRITION KICK
YOU CRAVE *

* CATFIGHT OATMEAL

* BURY YOUR HUNGER
IN A SHALLOW GRAVE. *

( woman crying )

Announcer:
CATFIGHT OATMEAL.

IT'LL FIGHT OFF
YOUR HUNGER

AND POSSIBLY MAKE OUT
WITH IT AND THEN MURDER IT.

HEY, NEIGHBOR.
WHAT'S THE DEAL?

GAY ROBOT,
YOUR MUSIC'S TOO LOUD.

YEAH, BUT WE'RE NOT
PLAYING MUSIC.

WELL, TWO NIGHTS AGO
IT WAS TOO LOUD AND
IT KEPT ME UP.

AND YOU WERE PROBABLY
HAVING ONE OF YOUR QUEER

ORGY-CENTERED FART PARTIES.

OKAY, WELL, WE DIDN'T HAVE
PEOPLE OVER THIS WEEK.

AND WE DON'T HAVE ORGIES
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT
A FART PARTY IS.

EH, SHUT UP.

I KNOW YOUR KIND AND I KNOW
WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR BUTT.

KURT, YOU SEEM VERY INTOXICATED
FOR A THURSDAY MORNING.

LOOK, JUST STOP SENDING
THE QUEER WITCHCRAFT TO
MY BRAIN, THAT'S IT.

IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP, KURT?
DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO
TAKE YOU TO A MEETING?

IS THAT-- IS THAT
WHAT THIS IS?

IT'S NOT A PARTY;
IT'S A FILTHY PENIS MEETING?

UM, I THINK IT'S BEST
THAT YOU JUST GO HOME AND
SLEEP IT OFF, KURT.

YOU NEED TO DEAL
WITH SOME ISSUES.

NO NO, LOOK, IF YOU
GUYS WRESTLE, CALL ME.

DID YOU JUST SAY "WRESTLE"?

NO. GAY.

SINNER.

NO, BALL DIVER!

( retching )

SO THAT HAPPENED.

( rock music playing )

I'M STEVE CHARIOTT.

DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF DIAMONDS
LYING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

AND YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING
WITH THEM BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME IN YOUR SCHEDULE?

AND YOU WANT SOMETHING
IN RETURN, SOMETHING THAT
MAKES SENSE?

PUT 'EM IN AN ENVELOPE,
PUT 'EM IN THE MAILBOX,

OPEN 'EM UP--
YOU GOT SOME FRESH MEAT.

DIAMONDS FOR MEAT, EH!

HOW MANY TIMES HAS
THIS HAPPENED TO YOU--

YOU'RE LOUNGING AROUND
YOUR HOUSE, YOU STUMBLE
UPON SOME DIAMONDS,

BUT YOU ALSO WANT SOME MEAT?
DIAMONDS FOR MEAT!

ANY DIAMONDS WILL DO.

ALL RIGHT? WEDDING RING--
CHICKEN;

EARRINGS-- STEAK;

A TIARA--

VIOLA, PORK.

JUST ASK MY BOY SHWAYZE.

YO, DROP YOUR DIAMONDS...

AND GET YOUR MEAT ON.

SO DON'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
FRESH MEAT IS RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER.

AND THOSE DIAMONDS, THEY'RE
JUST GETTING IN THE WAY.

Announcer:
THAT'S DIAMONDS-FOR-MEAT.

TOLEDO, OHIO, 43615.

WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Announcer:
ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS
ACCEPTED.

PLEASE... ( muttering )

Man on television:
* When you hear me praying...

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
We will not be satisfied
until justice

rolls down like water.

I have a dream today.

THAT MAN'S DREAM
RUINED MY ( bleep ) LIFE.

( singing continues )

GRANDPA,

CAN YOU HELP ME MAKE
A SIGN FOR MY LEMONADE STAND?

OH, MY PUMPKIN.

I'M A LITTLE RUSTY. I HAVEN'T
MADE A SIGN SINCE, WELL,

SINCE THE 1950s.

THEM WAS THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

( swing music playing )

BACK THEN I OWNED THE LARGEST
AND MOST PROFITABLE

SIGN COMPANY IN THE COUNTRY.

I WAS THE GUY WHO MADE ALL
THOSE SEGREGATION SIGNS--

"NO BLACKS," "NO COLOREDS,"
"WHITES ONLY."

THOSE WERE THE BEST
YEARS OF MY LIFE.

I MADE SIGNS FOR THE GIRLS
I WAS ( bleep ).

Girl:
GRANDPA!

I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.
I GOT LOST IN THE FLASHBACK

AND FORGOT YOU WAS STILL
STANDING NEXT TO ME.

THERE WAS A SIGN
FOR EVERYTHING,

AND I MADE THEM ALL.

IT WAS A GREAT TIME IN AMERICA
TO OWN A SIGN BUSINESS.

I MADE SIGNS TO MOVE
BLACK PEOPLE TO THE BACK
OF THE BICYCLE.

AND I MADE "WHITES ONLY" SIGNS
FOR LEMON TREES.

TODAY EVEN WITHOUT A SIGN,
MOST BASKETBALLS

ARE STILL BLACKS ONLY.

THOSE WERE
THE SALAD DAYS.

WE MAY AS WELL HAVE BEEN
PRINTING MONEY.

BUT WHEN DR. KING
WAGED HIS VICIOUS
ASSAULT ON SEGREGATION,

I LOST HALF MY BUSINESS
OVERNIGHT.

BUT I WAS DETERMINED TO
PRESERVE MY WAY OF LIFE.

I JOINED MY BROTHERS
IN PROTEST.

SIGN MAKERS FOR SEGREGATION!
SIGN MAKERS FOR SEGREGATION!

OUR EFFORTS TO EXTINGUISH
DR. KING'S DREAMS

WERE ALL IN VAIN.

UNFORTUNATELY THE COPS WERE
STILL USING

A "BLACKS ONLY" HOSE.

SO I TRIED TO ADAPT
TO THE NEW WORLD.

I MADE "EVERYONE ONLY"
SIGNS,

BUT NOBODY BOUGHT ANY.

I MISSED THE WAY
THINGS USED TO BE.

IT IS LIFE'S CRUEL IRONY

THAT WOULD ALLOW
ONE MAN'S DREAM

TO BECOME
ANOTHER MAN'S NIGHTMARE.

THANKS, GRANDPA.

YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETHEART.

( singing resumes )

* WHEN YOU HEAR ME PRAY...

FRESH LEMONADE, 25¢.

* I'M BUILDING ME A HOME

* MY LORD

* THIS VERY HOUSE...

Announcer:
WE NOW RETURN TO OUR MOVIE,

"SPOOKY MANSION
ON HAUNTED HILL."

Man:
I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A STRANGE FASCINATION

WITH THE PAINTING THAT HUNG
IN THE GREAT HALLINGTON MANOR,

WHERE LORD HALLINGTON HIMSELF
HAD BEEN MURDERED

SHORTLY AFTER
THE MANSION'S CONSTRUCTION.

IT'S OFFICIAL. YOU NOW OWN
YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE.

I LOVE THIS OLD PLACE.

BUT I WAS ALWAYS TROUBLED
BY THAT PAINTING.

IT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE
THE EYES WERE FOLLOWING YOU.

THEY DO FOLLOW YOU.
WATCH.

( thunder rumbles )

IT'S JUST PLAIN CREEPY.

( thunder cracks )

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

THROUGHOUT THE YEARS,
THE PAINTING CONTINUED
TO HAUNT ME.

- THOSE EYES...
- ( screaming )

THOSE TERRIFYING EYES.

BUT ONE DAY I WALKED
INTO THE STUDY

AND I NOTICED SOMETHING
STRANGE ABOUT THE PAINTING,

SOMETHING THAT HAD
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

WAS THE AGE-OLD CURSE
LOSING ITS POWERS?

THE EYES STOPPED
FOLLOWING ME.

I FEARED THE PAINTING
HAD GONE BLIND.

( thunder rumbling )

BETTER, WORSE.

BETTER...

WORSE.

BETTER...

WORSE.

HOW BAD IS IT, DOCTOR?

YOU CAN-- YOU CAN
TELL ME STRAIGHT UP.

LIVING WITH THE BLIND
IS NOT AN EASY THING,

BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT YOUR PAINTING CAN'T
LIVE A NORMAL LIFE

AND CONTINUE TO HAUNT PEOPLE
FOR MANY YEARS TO COME.

RIGHT.

I'M GONNA RECOMMEND
A SPECIALIST.

ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
YOU CAN DO?

THERE IS THIS REALLY
EXPERIMENTAL LASER SURGERY.

WHA-- A LASER?

BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN TESTED
ON HUMANS,

NEVER ON A PAINTING.

LET ME DISCUSS IT
WITH HIS FAMILY.

NOW IT'S VERY RISKY,

BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK.

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY IT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR IT?

SHOULD WE DO IT?

I AGREE.

WELL, WHAT DID
EVERYONE DECIDE?

WE WANT TO GO AHEAD
WITH THE SURGERY.

WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF
YOUR LASER. HA.

( monitor beeping )

IT WAS TWO WEEKS
BEFORE WE WOULD FIND OUT IF
THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS.

( thunder rumbles )

( thunder cracks )

- IT WORKED!
- ( all cheering )

- THANK GOODNESS.
- LOOK, THEY'RE EVEN
CREEPIER THAN BEFORE.

- HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
- I DON'T KNOW.

- ALL RIGHT.
- WELL DONE.

( woman screams )

WE COULD PUT AN EYEPATCH
ON HIM, RIGHT?

AND PAINT ON A PIRATE HAT,
'CAUSE HE'S-- HE'S FROM
THE SEA. RIGHT?

Announcer:
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR
"PIRATE PAINTING'S REVENGE."

( rock music playing )

HI, I'M BOB ODENKIRK

FOR FRIENDS OF THE PLANET
FOUNDATION.

IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING
ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING,

THE POLAR ICE CAPS
WILL MELT

AND WE'LL LEAVE AN UNDERWATER
PLANET FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

IMAGINE HOW DIFFERENT HISTORY
WOULD HAVE BEEN

IF WE HAD INHERITED
AN UNDERWATER PLANET.

NOVEMBER 22, 1963:

PRESIDENT KENNEDY
TRAVELS THROUGH DEALEY PLAZA

IN AN UNDERWATER MOTORCADE.

FROM THE BOOK DEPOSITORY,

LEE HARVEY OSWALD
TAKES AIM WITH A HARPOON.

BUT BEFORE HE CAN FIRE,

KENNEDY IS EATEN
BY A GIANT SQUID.

AHHH!

AHHH!

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS ARGUE

THAT KENNEDY WAS ACTUALLY
STUNG TO DEATH BY
THREE STINGRAYS.

HOWEVER THERE'S NO FILMED
EVIDENCE TO RESOLVE THE DEBATE

BECAUSE ABRAHAM ZAPRUDER,
THE ONLY WITNESS

WITH AN UNDERWATER CAMERA,

WAS EATEN BY A SCHOOL
OF SQUID SHARKS,

WHICH IS WHEN
SQUIDS AND SHARKS MATE.

( rock music playing )

( Australian accent )
HERE WE ARE IN THE
AMAZON JUNGLE,

NATURE'S CRAZIEST LABYRINTH.

WE'LL MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH,
FILLED WITH HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF SPECIES

AND CREATURES OF
ALL KINDS.

WHOA! OH WOW.

THESE ARE COCA LEAVES.

THIS IS WHAT THE DRUG
COMMONLY KNOWN AS COCAINE

DERIVES ITSELF FROM.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE
A COUPLE OF THESE.

YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE
THERE'LL BE SOME LONG NIGHTS,

WE WANT TO STAY UP AND
GET SOME MORE HUNTING DONE.

ALL RIGHT, WOW.

LET'S GET A COUPLE MORE.

OKAY, I'M GOOD.
LET'S GO.

( drum beating )

OKAY, UM...

WE'RE BACK.
THAT WAS A GOOD WHIZZ.

I FEEL REAL GOOD
ABOUT THAT WHIZZ.

UM, AND HERE WE GO!

WE'RE BACK IN
THE AMAZON JUNGLE.

AND...

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA
GO WHIZZ ONE MORE TIME.

ALL RIGHT? LET'S GO WHIZZ
ONE MORE TIME. ALL RIGHT.

Crew member:
YOU'RE NOT EATING COCA LEAVES
ALREADY, ARE YOU?

I'M GOIN' WHIZZ, MAN!
IT'S THE AMAZON.

ALL RIGHT, SO WE'VE GOT TONS
OF TREES HERE...

( indistinct mumbling )

THERE ARE CREATURES ALL OVER.
THERE'S A SNAKE.

OH MY GOD,
THERE'S DIRT EVERYWHERE.
THIS IS LIKE--

Crew member:
COULD YOU SLOW DOWN?
YOU'RE RAMBLING REALLY FAST.

- OH YEAH, SORRY, MATE.
- ( bird chirps )

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT IS IT, GOR?

THAT'S COPS.
THAT'S 5-0.

SOUNDS LIKE A BIRD.

NO! NO, THAT'S COPS, MATE.
THAT'S COPS.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET MY LEAVES.
NOT GONNA GET MY LEAVES.

GOR, WAIT. GOR!

GOR, WHERE ARE YOU?

WAIT, THIS COULD BE HIM.

GOR, WHAT THE ( bleep ), MAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, SORRY, MATE.
NO SHORTS ON IN THE CLUB.

WHAT CLUB?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT AM I TALKIN' ABOUT?

GEE, I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE THE ONLY-- THE HOTTEST
CLUB IN THE AMAZON.

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
GOT ANY GIRLS WITH YOU OR
IS IT ALL WIENERS?

OH, LEAVES!
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY?

GOOD, SOME REAL LADIES.
GO GO. GET ON IN THERE.

BOTTLE'S ON ME.
THESE GIRLS ARE AT MY TABLE.

ALL RIGHT?
MY TABLE.

GOR, YOU GOTTA STOP EATING
COCA LEAVES, MAN.

T.M.Z.!
SECURITY, WE GOT PAPARAZZI.

- ( grunting )
- NO, IT'S T.M.Z.

- WE GOT HERE PAPARAZZI.
- GOR.

GET OUTTA HERE.

YEAH, PLAY THAT "POKER FACE"
A LITTLE LOUDER...

WHEN I MAKE IT RAIN
ON THE HOTTEST CLUB

IN THE AMAZON!

* P-R-E-T-E-N-D
T-I-M-E. *

DO YOU HAVE A PROFILE
ON blackpubesparty

NO.

WHERE DO YOU BUY BLOOD AND
THROW IT AT JAPANESE PEOPLE?

WE DON'T DO THAT.
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, ACTUALLY.

- DO YOU SCARECROW PEOPLE?
- WHAT IS "SCARECROWING"?

YOU KILL SOMEBODY,
YOU DISEMBOWEL THEM,
STUFF THEM WITH HAY

AND THEN GIVE THEM TO SOMEBODY
FOR A WEDDING PRESENT.

NO.

OH, DO YOU HAVE A PROFILE ON
babyorgy.org?

NO.
NO, WE DON'T.

I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING, THOUGH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?