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[somber piano music]

[golf club swishes]

[somber piano music]

- Hello Mr. Davidson.

- Ah, Felix.

- Another bucket of balls?

- Not today, hey, Tyler's on his way home.

- Oh, is he gonna work here again this year?

- Yeah and he's bringing a friend from college.

- Sweet.

- I'm just gonna.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Does he play golf too?

- I haven't met him yet,

but we'll find out this afternoon.

- Guess so.

- Okay,

I'm good.

- Oh yeah.

There you go.

- Atta boy, thanks.

[upbeat music]

- So the four of us are naked, running through the town,

we have no idea which way to go

and all of a sudden this look of terror

is just like stricken all of our faces

and it's freezing outside.

- Hey Tyler, let's go.

- Sorry ladies, two seater.

- First, see if the victim is conscious and breathing.

Second, call for help in a loud, clear voice.

Help, help and third,

if the victim is not breathing,

check the mouth for anything that may be blocking

the air hole, like an apple core or something.

- Hey Birdie, why are your dollies naked?

- They were swimming and Lindsay almost drowned.

- Nakedness is nothing to be ashamed of, Birdie,

but at the dining room table, maybe they could

pop on some swimwear.

[upbeat music]

What's on your agenda, Nate?

- Ah, well, once the boys arrive,

I thought I'd take them for a round of 18, you?

- Well, Birdie has her swimming exam this afternoon,

so I thought I'd take her down the beach after lunch.

[upbeat music]

- I saw Jeffrey's penis.

- Who's Jeffrey and why did you see his penis?

- He shows it to me under the water at swimming lessons.

[Stacey gasps]

- Hey guys, how was the drive?

- Tyler, you're home!

- Hey Mom.

- Oh, Birdie, your brother's home.

- I can see Mom.

- Hi, Birdie.

- Oh Chase, we've heard so much about you.

Sounds like you two had a lot of fun this year.

- Yeah, we did.

Nice place.

- Oh, we just summer here.

It's no palace, but it has all the basics.

Oh, we're thrilled to see you

and I know Tyler is too.

- Yeah, thrilled.

- Come on in.

This is Tyler's sister Birdie.

- I've got a swimming test today

so if you need saving while you're here,

I could probably do it.

[laughter]

- Cool, I'll keep that in mind.

- And this is Mr. Davidson.

- Nathan.

- Oh, of course, they both are adults now.

You can call me Stacey.

- Hey Mom, where are we bunking?

- Oh you two are in the guest house.

- It's a work in progress.

- Cool.

- Listen, Birdie and I have to run off to

her swimming lesson,

so help yourself and if you need anything,

just call me on the cell.

Oh, my sweet baby lamb chop,

so good to have you close.

Okay, okay Birdie, let's shake a leg, let's shake a leg.

When you see Jeffrey's mother,

I want you to point her out to me.

- So Mom's calmed down a little bit.

What about you Dad, you working today?

- Nope, new summer's resolution.

I'm gonna leave the office at the office,

18 holes towards a more relaxed, happier me.

[upbeat music]

[golf club whooshes]

[golf club whooshes]

- Alright, you're up.

Alright, man, you just want to visualize

where you want the ball to go.

You wanna get in the hole, okay?

Now if you can get it in in the first shot,

all the better, but most guys gotta work up to it, okay?

Alright.

- I thought golf was a quiet game.

- Hey, nice and easy, keep it relaxed.

- Ty, knock it off, alright?

Let the guy play.

[golf club whooshes]

Good, good, you're a, good.

- That's what we call shootin' blanks.

You gotta visualize the cut, man, visualize the cut.

[upbeat music]

- Alright, here we go.

Just remember to keep your head down,

'cause, ah geez, I'm sorry,

like father like son, huh?

[golf club whooshes]

whoa, okay, wow.

You got some passion behind that, but, which is good,

but let's just focus some of that energy.

Use that club to get you pointed in the right direction,

there you go,

feet shoulder width apart,

nice and then put just a slight bend in your knees,

a little less,

now just keep your head down and let the club do the work.

[golf club whooshes]

Better, I gotta cross the treeline to my goddamn ball.

- Chase, Chase, Chase, what are you doing?

You don't wanna use that.

- Why not?

- Well, on the fairway you wanna use a club

that'll give you a little lift.

- Uh, like a seven?

- Too much lift, try a three.

Okay man, just visualize that ball

going in the hole, nice and easy, okay?

Wanna watch that grip there,

it should be firm and loose all at the same time

'cause you don't wanna have a wussy shot, right?

- Okay, seriously Coach, shut up.

[golf club whooshes]

- Four!

- Ay, whoa!

What are you guys doing, you trying to kill me?

- Sorry!

Hey, I didn't mean to.

- You hit my dad [laughs].

You were a big target Dad.

- Sorry.

- Get your ball.

- You alright?

- I'm fine.

[upbeat music]

[water splashes]

- Welcome to the lake, dude.

- Ooh, that was chilly.

So is your sister's name really Birdie?

- Ah, actually it's Barbie,

but when she was four

she hated it so much

that she changed it to Birdie and it just sort of stuck.

- I thought you said that your dad was uptight?

- Yeah, uh, he usually is.

Maybe it's like a midlife crisis or something.

- He seemed pretty young to me.

- Yeah, well, you have to remember,

I'm a product of a teen pregnancy.

My parents had me when they were still in high school.

Okay, okay, really?

I think we should have a rule this year

that maybe you kinda keep yourself covered up,

just as a courtesy.

You know, like a sock or pants or a took

or a beanie, anything really,

doesn't matter, sort of as a common courtesy

to me, I think it'll do our relationship good

and also to the neighbors.

I think they might appreciate it.

Cool?

[upbeat music]

- Bertie, Bertie, this is your mother,

what are you doing?

Get away from that boy!

[water splashes]

You're coming with me, both of you.

- Mom, you're embarrassing me.

- I'm embarrassing you?

I wasn't the one cavorting out in the middle

of the lake in front of the whole beach.

I suppose you're Jeffrey.

- I didn't do anything.

- Oh, I know exactly what you did you little pervert.

- Excuse me, is there a problem here?

- Yes, I'm handling the situation.

- Well, I'd like to help you handle the situation,

this is my son.

- Well, that makes sense.

This little nudist son of yours

has been showing my daughter his penis.

You think that's funny?

It's a violation of her childhood.

- I wasn't showing my penis,

I was showing a minnow.

- Minnow, for sure.

- Mom, he's telling the truth.

He was just showing me a minnow.

- This is unbelievable.

I don't care what we wanna call it,

children of age should not be sharing this kind of thing.

- Let's just relax.

They're kids.

- At this rate, not for long.

Grab your things Bertie, we're leaving.

- Bye Jeffrey, sorry.

- Wow, what a spread.

- That's why it's so hot in here, turkey in June?

- It's our first meal as a whole family together again,

I thought it'd be more appropriate than

throwing burgers on the barbecue.

- I like burgers better.

- We can have burgers another night.

How was your golf game, boys?

- Dad was playing his usual game.

Up on the opposite fairway.

- Well, your father does have a tendency

to go about things backwards.

- Whoa, whoa, what's that supposed to mean?

- Nothing, it was just a joke, dear.

- Okay.

- Chase, what do your parents do?

- Um, my mom doesn't work.

- Oh, a stay at home mom like me.

No wonder you turned out to be such a respectable young man.

- Actually she's nothing like you.

She's not exactly busy being a mom.

- So does your father work?

- No, he died when I was five.

- I'm sorry to hear that.

- Can we eat?

- Yes, yes of course.

What was I thinking?

I'll light the candles.

[muffled dance music]

- So who's gonna be here?

- Ah, you know, lake friends, my girlfriend Bre,

wassup Kimbell?

- Hey, man.

- What, girlfriend?

- Yeah, you know, a summer thing.

Oh and it's Andrew's party,

so you can guess his nickname.

- Alright, game on Davidson.

- What's up dude?

- Not in my parent's bedroom again.

- Anal Randy.

- That's o for one.

- That's my friend Chase.

- Hey everybody.

- What's up?

This is my buddy Chase.

What's up, this is Chase, he's with me, okay?

- Beer bong.

- [All] Go, go, go, go!

[cheering]

[chanting]

♪ Your eyes looking at me

♪ Hot times as far as I can see

♪ A great time

♪ Don't know what it means so

♪ Hey, now

♪ Rain down over me

♪ Hot rain washes over me

♪ Green eyes just for you and me

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Now that's a tough question because

really I like blondes and brunettes equally.

- Tyler Davidson.

- That's where the bathroom is.

- Bre Hamilton.

- You lose my number?

- I lost my cell phone.

Now do you wanna go to the bathroom with me?

Hey Chase!

- Hi.

- Bre.

- Yeah, hi, nice to meet you.

- Um, Tyler's talked about you all the time at college.

- Yeah, at college I'm talking about you all the time.

- Tyler!

- Lunicki, oh, that is not a mustache.

- You're so pretty.

- I know, right.

- It's so great to meet you after all this time

hearing about you.

- You too.

You have to meet my friends, Jarod and Christy.

- Alright, yeah.

- Hey, guys, look who I found.

Get in there.

- Sam, Sammy, I can do this, I'm great at this.

Mamacita!

- You want another drink?

- Yeah.

- Alright, I'll take care of it.

- Oh, I love him, he's like my brother.

- Oh, oh.

- So, what's your major?

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

- Um, art, I'm a painter.

- Oh, you paint, that's sexy.

- Well, it's dirty.

- [Laughs] You're funny and cute.

We should hang out.

- Yeah, for sure.

- They're ridiculously cute, huh?

- Yeah, for sure.

- Yeah, every summer they come back

and it's just like clockwork.

- Right on schedule.

- Well, Mr. Painter,

if you're ever looking for a model or anything.

- I'm more of a landscape guy.

- Oh.

- I'm gonna get a beer.

- What?

- I'm gonna get a beer.

- Oh.

♪ These crazy thoughts go through my head

- Seriously, man, she is on the prowl.

- Right.

- So be careful.

She will bite.

But, you know, if you're into that,

hey, that's cool,

or if you're not, that's cool too.

Don't know, don't care.

Beer?

- Yeah, one more.

- You're alright, man.

[bottles clink]

♪ You smile that smile

- Hey, good party Andy.

- My hot tub smells like urine.

♪ Then it all came down again

♪ These crazy thoughts go through my head

- Chase, we're taking off

and Bre's staying with us.

- Or you can stay at Chrissy's.

- Uh, no, I'm good, I'm all done.

- Hey, this is gonna be a fun summer, huh?

Just the three of us?

Best summer ever.

[somber music]

[upbeat music]

[car engine humming]

Marty, hey come on, first game, first dibs.

- I'm Chase, remember?

[golf cart hums]

- Hey.

- Hey.

You working today or just goofing off?

- I just been doing laps around the service road.

It's been working out pretty well.

- Cool, feel like catching a movie tonight?

- The girls are coming over, hot tub night.

- The girls?

- Yeah, Bre and Christy.

- Right, great.

- Okay, I'm gonna go take a nap at number 17,

then we'll switch, I promise this time.

- Right.

[golf cart engine hums]

[somber piano music]

Um, ham and cheese and coffee to go.

- Chase?

- Hey Mr. Davidson.

- Well hey, if you're having lunch, come and join me.

So where's that partner in crime of yours?

- Oh, he went for lunch with Bre.

- So how's all the manual labor going?

- You know, I'm paying off my student loans,

so, no complaints, could be a lot of lawn care

in my future though.

- What you mean, I thought you wanted to be a painter

not a gardener.

- Well, yeah, I mean, that's the plan.

So, Tyler said that there's maybe an art store

around here?

- Absolutely yeah.

I think it's right around the corner actually.

If you've got time, we can head there.

- Yeah, that'd be great.

- After you're done eating.

What inspires you to paint?

- Every artist is different.

I just paint what I see.

- So no landscapes?

- No, take a picture,

people are more interesting to me.

I'm gonna check on some supplies.

[somber piano music]

- [Shopkeeper] Here are your canvases.

- Perfect.

- Oh hey, you know what?

Let me get that.

- No, I can do it.

- It's on me.

It's on me, just pay me back when you're famous.

- Thank you.

[somber piano music]

[birds chirping]

- Wait, hold on, okay, now, back slowly,

wait, oh wait, wait, wait.

- Ow, one sec.

- Uh yeah, just sit down, put your feet

close together again.

[laughter]

Let's go again, let's go again.

[balls thud]

[upbeat music]

[laughter]

- Okay, I'm no math wizard, but I think we won by one.

- [Stacey] Oh.

- Nice.

- Blah, blah, blah, blah.

- I'm gonna take the girls to a movie,

you wanna come?

- Uh, no, I'm good here.

- Alright, Miss Muffet, time for your bath.

- But Mom.

- No buts.

- Yeah, just your butt in the tub.

- [Laughs] See you boys.

- I bet Christy's gonna be disappointed.

- Yeah, maybe.

- Oh, you already have a girlfriend.

- No, it's just,

I already know I'm not gonna be into it,

so I pretend and then let her down, right?

- Oh, okay, Cassanova.

- I'm just saying, you know,

our interests are a little too similar.

- Hey, do you want another beer?

- Yeah.

- Alright, cool, hey, you know, come on,

I'm gonna show you the best place in the house.

- Thanks.

- Pretty amazing view, isn't it?

- Yeah, good place to just sit

and watch life go by,

makes you wanna be doing the things you wanna do, you know?

It all goes by so fast.

- [Laughs]

- What?

- You have no idea.

- I'm just saying, you know,

like, to leave my mark somehow, make a difference.

- What would you wanna change?

- I don't know, stuff.

- Sounds like heavy stuff.

- Is it weird getting married right out of high school?

- I don't know about weird.

It's just what happened.

- But do you ever wonder if you picked the right person?

- No, yeah, sometimes.

Choices had to be made at the time,

and you make 'em and your life becomes your life, you know?

I sometimes wonder if I had made different choices.

- Like what?

- Just different.

What are you laughing at?

- Nothing, you just,

you look like Tyler when you said that.

- No, no, see, what you mean to say

is Tyler looks like me.

I'm the original.

- Right.

[somber piano music]

♪ Open your eyes

♪ Open your mind

♪ You know the truth

♪ Is hard to find

- Chase is in the guest cottage

and my dad's home.

- Not in the car.

- [Tyler] What about on the hood?

- [Bre] Do you guys have a blanket?

- [Tyler] I have a towel.

- [Bre] Okay.

♪ There goes my life

♪ It's passing by

♪ Where has it gone

♪ I'll never know

♪ There go my dreams

♪ Right out the door

♪ Wish them away

♪ Don't say no more

- You wanna mess around?

- Now?

- Or we don't have to.

- No, I'd like to, are you sure?

- Do you wanna mess around or not, Stacey?

- You're not that attractive when you're grumpy.

- Ah, forget it.

- Oh, come on, I was just surprised, that's all.

- No, forget it, I'm not in the mood anymore.

I wanna sleep.

♪ There goes my life

♪ It's passing by

♪ Where has it gone

♪ I'll never know

♪ There go my dreams

♪ Right out the door

♪ Wish them goodbye

♪ Say that you're washing away

♪ And you're leaving behind

- Morning.

- Morning.

- Dad, I can't believe you get up that early

to go running,

at your age, shouldn't you be knitting or something?

- Thanks, smart ass.

- Nathan.

- Actually, you should try running,

the endurance might help your golf game.

- Enjoying the work at the course boys?

Are you finding it challenging?

- Mom, we're painting a fence,

it's not like we're using our college education.

- I'm just trying to show a little interest

in talking about something other than golf.

There are other people at this table,

maybe you'd like to hear what Birdie has planned

for the day?

Would anyone like some more waffles?

- Uh, we haven't even started yet.

- Oh, we best get started then, shouldn't we?

- Tyler, your mother's right.

It's polite to show interest,

otherwise you can seem cold or frigid.

- Oh, sometimes that's what people do

when the actions of others seem erratic or unusual.

- It's difficult for someone to attempt spontaneity

if they're greeted with ridicule.

- Well, if you don't tend your chickens,

they'll never produce the golden egg.

- Okay, I get it.

Show a little interest, sorry.

Birdie, what are you doing today?

- Mom doesn't like that I've seen a penis so,

I have to start tennis lessons.

- That's great.

That's really great.

Great waffles, Mom.

Uh, every year I have to paint this stupid fence.

- You think we should have sanded it first?

- I don't know, I don't think it really matters.

You know what, you really need to call Christy.

- She's not really my type.

- Oh man, stop being such a fag.

You don't have to marry her,

just got gotta hit it [laughs].

- I don't wanna hit it, okay?

Told you, I'm not into it.

- Whatever.

- Just leave it alone.

- Don't worry about it, I'm gonna call Bre,

I'm gonna set you guys up for tonight.

- Tyler, stop, okay?

- Alright, man, what's gotten into you?

- Listen, I should have told you this a long time ago so,

if you're gonna be

mad and kick me out or whatever,

I'd rather it just be now.

- Why would I kick you out?

- 'Cause if you can't deal with it,

then I don't wanna hang around you either.

- Ah, you're not making a whole lotta sense right now, man.

- Okay, we're friends, right?

- Yeah.

- So, it shouldn't matter, but if it does,

I get it and look, I'm just, I'm tired of pretending.

It's exhausting,

so, if you're gonna hate me,

just hate me.

- What are you talking about?

- Tyler, I'm gay.

- [Laughs] Oh, yeah right.

- Seriously, I am.

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

- Yeah right, you're shittin' me,

it was a good one [laughs].

Tyler, I'm gay [laughs].

You're not, for real?

- Yeah.

- Real deal?

Are you sure?

- Yes, I'm sure.

- Holy shit,

my best friend's gay?

- Well, it doesn't mean you are.

- I know.

- So are we cool?

- Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

[somber music]

- Honey, let me tie your shoelaces.

Did you have fun?

- Yeah, Jenna's really cool.

- Good, I'm sure she'll be a positive influence for you.

- Yeah, she smells nice too.

- Okay, let's hurry.

We still need to get those supplies for your burger night.

- I don't want a burger.

Jenna is a vegetarian.

She thinks that eating animals is totally gross.

- Oh really?

Well that Jenna sounds like quite the gal.

[somber music]

- I'll be in the car.

[car engine hums]

- Oh hey, you looking for something?

- You scared me.

- Sorry, just taking a timeout.

- Just came in to get some rags to clean up.

- Well, you better use one to get some

of that paint out of your hair.

- Yeah, we were working on a fence today.

I think I ended up with more paint on me than the fence.

- It kind of looks like it.

You better clean up for the barbecue 'cause

Stacey will have a fit.

- Mom, can I get my ears pierced like Jenna's?

She has three earrings in each ear.

- Birdie, just focus on mixing that salad,

our guests will be here shortly.

We still need to make up the hamburger patties.

- Mom, I can't eat hamburger.

- Right, Tyler, will you go to the store

and pick up some veggie burgers for Birdie?

She's decided not to eat meat anymore

and if you see your dad, can you ask him

to light the barbecue?

- Dad, you gotta light the barbecue.

- [Sighs] Thank you.

- Hey Dad, oh, hey, what are you doing?

- Just taking a moment.

- Man, you are getting old.

Hey, I gotta go get some veggie burgers for Birdie,

you wanna come?

- Yeah, how 'bout you drive, son?

- Don't mind if I do.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

Still got it.

- I think I heard something snap.

Oh by the way, you need to start the barbecue.

- You're telling me now?

- Yeah, Mom said to start the barbecue.

- Just drive, Jesus.

- Man, no more meat for Birdie, huh?

She's so weird sometimes.

- Maybe she just needed a little change.

- Yeah, but she's always eaten meat.

- Maybe she never really liked it.

- Yeah, I think once she gets a taste,

she's gonna go back.

- I don't know, maybe she'll be a veggie for life

and you know what, maybe you should try it,

you might surprise yourself.

- No, I don't need to try it.

That stuff is gross.

- You okay, son?

- Yeah, well, no, not really.

Chase came out to me today,

like, he told me he was gay

and I'm okay with it.

I just kept telling myself like,

say the right thing, say the right thing

and I don't know if I did.

[sighs] I guess it doesn't change anything,

but it kind of changes everything, you know?

I don't know, I just don't know

if I'm doing the right thing

or what to do now, you know?

- You know, I'd say,

do the same thing you did yesterday.

- What's that?

- You're his best friend, right?

- Yeah.

- Just keep being that.

- Yeah.

[Birdie screaming]

- Birdie, what are you doing?

Is that boy chasing you with a water gun?

Did he get you?

No, you got away from him, pretty good.

- So, you play a round today, Nathan?

- Oh, we are not talking about golf today, Jim.

We're talking about other interests.

- Bad game?

- Dude, you had three double bogies,

multiple foot wedges and you kind of

look like A Rod.

- Okay, thanks Felix.

That's great.

No, no, we have a new family policy in the house.

Stacy introduced it this morning.

- I was only pointing out that sometimes

it's nice to include other people in the conversation.

People like Birdie and me who don't play golf.

- Well maybe both of you should take it up.

- And then right when the fireworks started,

he asked her to marry him.

Isn't that amazing?

- Amazing.

- [Laughs]

Did you want a beer?

- Would you mind?

- Oh, okay.

- How about a little football instead?

- Thank you.

[somber music]

- Remind me of us when we were that age.

- Yeah, a little.

I better grab some more burgers.

- Uh, so let's see that good arm of yours.

Well you ain't no Terry Bradshaw.

Ah, you might be a Lynn Swann,

but let's see if you're a Franco Harris.

- I don't really know who any of those guys are.

[meat sizzles]

- Well, today, Birdie started her tennis lessons.

- That's great.

- Ah, maybe.

- Maybe?

- Well, she seems to have developed

quite a fascination with her coach.

I don't know if it's healthy.

- I'm sure he's harmless.

- She looks harmless,

but that's all Birdie can ever talk about,

since the lesson, it's Jenna this, Jenna that.

- Mom, I've got a man-crush on Brad Pitt,

it doesn't mean I'm gay.