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BOW: When you're mixed,
you get front-row seats
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to two completely different cultures.
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That's why I know what icing is
in hockey,
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and it's also why we sang
the Black National Anthem
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before every game.
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♪ Let us march on
'til victory is woooon ♪
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- Back then, it really felt - Whoo!
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like there were two Americas.
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Magic versus Bird.
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Oprah versus Donahue.
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And every episode of "Family Feud."
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[Buzzer dings]
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- Fireman.
- DAWSON: Fireman?
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[Bell dings, Cheering]
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But in our house, we found
a way to bridge those worlds,
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to stay united as one mixed family.
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Great news.
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I was talking to your neighbor, Vivica.
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And after she got through yelling at me
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for blocking her driveway,
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she suggested we all
have a Spades night.
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Ooh! Girl, you know I love Spades!
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I've been needing a Spades night.
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I know. I got so excited,
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I had to come in here
and not move my car.
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Well, that sounds like fun.
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What night are we playing?
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We? [Laughs]
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My dad was about to realize
when it comes to Spades,
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there were still two Americas,
and he needed to stay in his.
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Do you want to tell him, or do I get to?
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[Laughs]
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Please let me tell him.
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I love disappointing White people.
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ♪
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♪ But they can't stop us ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪
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♪ That keeps rising up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Life turns around ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪
♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪
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♪ And that's for sure ♪
♪ Mixed-up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
♪ Baby ♪
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♪ We're gonna get by ♪
♪ We're gonna ♪
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♪ On our own, side by side ♪
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♪ Love's all we need to be free ♪
♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪
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♪ I got you, you got me ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪
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[Scoffs] What's so funny?
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You wanting to play Spades.
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It's the most ridiculous thing ever.
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And I've seen you play basketball.
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Denise, it's just a card game.
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You know what?
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Don't look me in the eye
for the next five minutes.
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Alicia, do something.
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Babe, Spades is not just a game...
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it's the game.
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Black people take it very seriously.
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I beat Granny and she didn't speak to me
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for the last 10 years of her life.
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- No regrets.
- Mm.
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Do you even know
how to play Spades, Paul?
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No, but I'm great at Gin Rummy
and, uh, Pinochle, Go Fish...
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Lord, help us. He thinks he's bragging.
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[Sighs] The difference
between Pinochle and Spades
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is like the difference
between eating a sandwich
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and eating a nuclear bomb.
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Okay, well, you could teach me.
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Yeah, I'm sure I could, babe.
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And I'm not saying, in time,
you wouldn't be good...
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I am.
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You would be bad.
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Here's the thing:
I'm very good at Spades.
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Very good at Spades.
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Ve-ry good at Spades.
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Okay, so you're good at Spades.
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- Ha!
- No, I said I'm very good at Spades.
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- [Chuckles]
- I hate losing.
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Look, I promise, at some point,
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I will teach you how to play.
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But first, I need to
destroy our neighbors
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and wipe the floor with their corpses.
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Okay, all right. I get it.
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You like to win. I'll let it go.
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- Ooooooh!
- Girl.
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We about to beat them!
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- Oop!
- We 'bout to win it.
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[Clapping] Beat they butts!
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- Win!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- Bip! Bap!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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[Both vocalizing]
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In the '80s, America got cable TV,
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and kids got unsupervised
access to adult movies.
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Why are you guys watching
"Kramer vs. Kramer"?
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I thought it was a boxing movie.
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Grandad, why did Mrs. Kramer leave?
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They got divorced.
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What's that?
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Divorce is when a couple
falls out of love.
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Then they start spending more
time with their "best friend,"
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then they eventually leave you
for that "best friend."
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And then sometimes
they also take your boat.
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Wait, so love can just go away?
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Yeah, can that happen to Mom and Dad?
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Relax, guys. They love each other.
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They don't fight like
the people in that movie.
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Well, even if they do split up,
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it's not the end of the world.
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Why do you think it's in
every kid movie?
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"E.T.," "Karate Kid," "Over the Top."
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Well, I like "Karate Kid."
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Of course you do.
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Divorce is the future of marriage.
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So I am gonna teach you to be as
cool with divorce as Daniel-san.
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Divorce on, marriage off.
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BOTH: Divorce on...
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While Grandad was easing our minds
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about the future of divorce,
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Dad was also taking a hard look
at the future.
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I can't believe how huge that thing is.
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GRIFF: [Chuckles] That's right.
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27 inches.
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I'm gonna be paying off this
baby for the next 10 years,
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but the sales guy told me
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the technology is never
going to get better than this.
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- Huh.
- [Smacks lips]
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You're always welcome to come over
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and watch a game on the big screen.
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How about tomorrow night?
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Alicia's having people over
to play Spades.
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So it's begun.
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What's begun?
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Trouble in paradise.
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Hey man, y-you made that
Black and White thing
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last longer than anyone thought.
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Oh, no, no. Everything's fine.
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No, she's just really into Spades
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and I don't know how to play.
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Well, why don't you surprise her
by learning on your own?
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That'd be a really nice gesture.
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- You think?
- Yeah.
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It's hard to keep a marriage
alive without romance.
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Of course, in my case,
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it was romance that broke us up...
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her romance...
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with the drummer from
that Styx cover band.
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But my point stands.
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You know, I bet she would love
if I got good at Spades.
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Women love guys who are good at stuff.
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Yeah. And I can pick it up quickly.
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I'm smart.
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Hey. Not just anybody
can work at a public school.
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Maybe she and I become
a great Spades partnership.
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Yeah. We win on Saturday,
go to regionals, then state.
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And before you know it,
we're going for Gold
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at the Spades World Open.
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[Chuckles]
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I already got my ticket to Vegas.
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This is great!
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Yeah, let's do this.
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Quick question. How do I...
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learn about Spades?
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Same way I learned how to kiss.
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[Groans]
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You read a book.
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[Smooches]
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Hey.
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I worked in aerospace for over 10 years,
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and I never understood
how they got cheese in a can.
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[Door opens]
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Hey, hey.
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Hey.
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- Baby.
- Mm-hmm?
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- I got you something.
- Ooh, what is this?
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Oh, you know, just a little something
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I've been playing with all night
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and now I want to play with you.
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Ohhh, I can't wait to open it.
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- Yuck. Get a room.
- This is our house.
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All right, come on. Open it.
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I think it's gonna make you
very, very happy.
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Oh, okay.
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A... deck of cards?
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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You and me are gonna play some Spades.
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Oh!
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I learned how.
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From a book.
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Paul, there are things
you cannot learn from a book.
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Spades. Cooking. Math.
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Wait. So you really want to
play in our game?
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Absolutely.
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Oh, unh-unh. No way.
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It's hard enough to bring a husband
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who doesn't know how to play a game,
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but a White husband?
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Whoa, hold up.
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So you don't want me to play
because I'm White?
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I'm sorry, but he does not have
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the right "pigmentation situation."
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Huh. Well, the last time
I checked, we weren't a family
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that determined what
people could and couldn't do
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based on race.
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No, no. This is not Prince's band.
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Black people and White people
and Spades do not mix.
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You cannot let him play with us.
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- He has a point, Denise.
- [Sighs]
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Paul is my person, and if
he wants to be part of our game
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[inhales deeply] then I should
make room for him.
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All right. [Sighs]
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Show me what you got and deal.
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[Chuckles] Denise, you in?
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
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Because there are three people,
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have to remove one card.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Oh, okay.
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Look at White Chocolate
over here getting fancy with it.
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Okay.
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See? My baby knows
how to deal those cards.
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♪♪
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Oh, shoot.
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Looks like your baby
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know how to misdeal those cards.
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[Sighs] I don't know what happened.
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Yeah.
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I'mma miss you when you gotta move out.
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Okay. Try it again.
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Boom. I got it.
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What are you doing?
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I had that one.
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Yeah. I had it more.
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That's not how this works.
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- Would you excuse us?
- [Sighs]
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And don't worry.
We're not gonna talk about you.
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♪♪
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Your dumb husband is gonna
ruin our Spades night.
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No, he's learning how to play.
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You know it's about
more than just how to play.
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He's gonna ruin our space.
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You know at the Apollo
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when they bring out
the White guy to sing gospel
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but we can't boo him
because he's singing about God?
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And then he's not as bad as you thought,
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but you still rather would
have seen a Black person...
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because it's the Apollo!
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Is that what you're worried about?
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Paul not fitting in?
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He's been married to me for 16 years.
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He's down. Watch.
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Paul, where's the kitchen?
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And I'm not allowed to touch it.
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- [Groans]
- See? He's down.
260
00:09:06,181 --> 00:09:07,417
Teena Marie down.
261
00:09:07,484 --> 00:09:08,551
All I'm saying is
262
00:09:08,618 --> 00:09:10,887
bringing a White man to our Spades night
263
00:09:10,954 --> 00:09:12,421
will not end well.
264
00:09:12,488 --> 00:09:14,891
What other Black secrets
are you gonna give away?
265
00:09:14,956 --> 00:09:16,558
How we stay looking so young?
266
00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:17,960
Sweet potato pie?
267
00:09:18,594 --> 00:09:19,929
Our handshake?
268
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He's my husband.
269
00:09:21,263 --> 00:09:23,432
He already knows all about that.
270
00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:26,668
Babe, how do Black people
stay looking so young?
271
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:27,637
None of my business.
272
00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:29,238
Thank you.
273
00:09:29,305 --> 00:09:30,339
See?
274
00:09:30,406 --> 00:09:32,108
He already knows about our culture.
275
00:09:32,175 --> 00:09:33,543
[Inhales deeply] He just needs
to learn how to play.
276
00:09:33,609 --> 00:09:35,043
PAUL: It's really starting to feel like
277
00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,168
you guys are talking about me, though.
278
00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:37,946
We're not.
279
00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:39,215
See? If he was Black,
280
00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:40,849
he would know we were talking about him.
281
00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:44,086
[Deniece Williams' "Let's
Hear It for the Boy" plays]
282
00:09:44,152 --> 00:09:46,622
So my mom went about teaching my dad
283
00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:50,293
everything she knew about Spades.
284
00:09:50,359 --> 00:09:53,763
♪ My baby, he don't talk sweet ♪
285
00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:57,099
♪ He ain't got much to say ♪
286
00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,399
And he slowly started to learn.
287
00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:00,769
♪ 'Cause every time he pulls me near ♪
288
00:10:00,836 --> 00:10:01,970
♪ I just wanna cheer ♪
289
00:10:02,037 --> 00:10:05,273
♪ Let's hear it for the boy ♪
290
00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,709
♪ Let's give the boy a hand ♪
291
00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:07,710
Mm-hmm.
292
00:10:07,777 --> 00:10:09,145
[Clapping]
293
00:10:09,211 --> 00:10:10,580
- WOMAN: Yeah, you go first.
- First.
294
00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:12,382
So when the night of the game arrived,
295
00:10:12,449 --> 00:10:14,784
although Dad wasn't 100% ready,
296
00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:18,454
Mom was working 110% to get him there.
297
00:10:18,521 --> 00:10:21,056
Ah, pop quiz:
if I'm about to play the ace,
298
00:10:21,123 --> 00:10:23,225
are you allowed to tell me
you have the big joker?
299
00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:25,094
No, that's talking over
the board, which is illegal.
300
00:10:25,161 --> 00:10:26,329
Unless?
301
00:10:26,394 --> 00:10:28,063
Unless no one catches me doing it.
302
00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:29,364
Relax, babe. I got this.
303
00:10:29,431 --> 00:10:30,700
I'm gonna get us some drinks.
304
00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,200
No alcohol. You need to stay sharp.
305
00:10:32,268 --> 00:10:34,737
See? You know he's already ruining it.
306
00:10:34,803 --> 00:10:36,305
Everything is different.
307
00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:37,873
You haven't noticed people
coming up to Paul,
308
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:41,076
introducing themselves and
talking in they phone voices?
309
00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:42,411
[Simpering] "Nice to meet you, Paul.
310
00:10:42,478 --> 00:10:44,479
What a nice home you have here, Paul."
311
00:10:44,546 --> 00:10:46,014
[Normally] What is this,
a job interview?
312
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,548
Once we start playing cards,
313
00:10:47,615 --> 00:10:49,417
no one's gonna see the difference.
314
00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:51,888
The only color that matters
in Spades is black and red.
315
00:10:51,954 --> 00:10:53,656
Well, I told you so.
316
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,924
I'mma say it now so
I don't have to say it later.
317
00:10:56,425 --> 00:10:58,161
Well, I'll probably say it later, too.
318
00:10:58,226 --> 00:10:59,995
[Sighs]
319
00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:01,931
Meanwhile, Grandad wanted to prove
320
00:11:01,998 --> 00:11:05,056
that divorce really was
the future of marriage.
321
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,503
Oh, Harrison! I wasn't expecting you.
322
00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:09,896
This place is awesome!
323
00:11:09,971 --> 00:11:11,506
[Gasps] Video games!
324
00:11:11,574 --> 00:11:12,942
Sorry we didn't call first.
325
00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:14,042
I didn't have your number.
326
00:11:14,109 --> 00:11:15,510
- Oh, it's...
- Don't need it.
327
00:11:15,577 --> 00:11:18,180
Listen, you seem like
you're mostly not sad,
328
00:11:18,247 --> 00:11:20,049
so I brought the kids to show them
329
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,451
the positive side of divorce.
330
00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:26,154
Well, I'm honored you
brought them to Uncle Griff.
331
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:27,823
We're not gonna call you that.
332
00:11:27,889 --> 00:11:29,191
Maybe it'll grow on you.
333
00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:33,329
So yeah, my kids are so much happier
334
00:11:33,396 --> 00:11:34,997
now that me and their mom are divorced.
335
00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:37,300
And they love their new dad, Big Carl.
336
00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:39,100
They went to Disneyland the other week,
337
00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:42,403
and he bought them lunch and souvenirs.
338
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,340
You think they would've gotten
lunch and souvenirs
339
00:11:44,407 --> 00:11:46,441
if their mom and I were still together?
340
00:11:46,508 --> 00:11:48,109
I don't understand how
that can make them happy.
341
00:11:48,176 --> 00:11:51,147
Well, because like I said,
divorce isn't the worst thing
342
00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:52,382
that happens to people.
343
00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:53,915
Griff, tell them the best part.
344
00:11:53,983 --> 00:11:55,450
On it.
345
00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:58,153
Imagine you've been eating
fish sticks for dinner
346
00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,556
every night for 23 years.
347
00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:03,626
Then, suddenly you're told
you can have stewardesses...
348
00:12:03,692 --> 00:12:05,527
No, dummy, I'm talking about
349
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,729
going to dinner with your kids.
350
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:09,697
Oh, right. Sorry.
351
00:12:09,764 --> 00:12:12,600
On Monday, Wednesday,
and every other Saturday,
352
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,637
I take them out for burgers,
353
00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:17,373
and in their kid's meal, they get fries,
354
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,575
a milkshake, and a plastic Grimace.
355
00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:22,277
[Laughs] Now you tell me
356
00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:24,079
that's not better than
your parents' marriage.
357
00:12:24,146 --> 00:12:26,348
What a time to be a kid!
358
00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:29,018
I hope Mom and Dad
get a divorce to-night!
359
00:12:29,085 --> 00:12:30,719
So while my siblings
360
00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:33,489
were becoming as cool
with divorce as Daniel-san,
361
00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:36,091
my parents' Spade game got under way.
362
00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:38,594
- Whoop!
- Oh! There it is.
363
00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:39,529
Oh.
364
00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:41,130
And to everyone's surprise,
365
00:12:41,196 --> 00:12:43,521
my mom and dad were unstoppable.
366
00:12:43,592 --> 00:12:46,235
- And I just have to... Oh, baby!
- Oh!
367
00:12:46,301 --> 00:12:47,670
- [Laughs]
- You know what?
368
00:12:47,737 --> 00:12:49,405
- [Shrieks]
- You know what? Deal again.
369
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:51,739
We're turning it back. That's my man.
370
00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,475
[The Pointer Sisters'
"Jump (For My Love)" plays]
371
00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:56,644
♪ I'll take you down,
I'll take you down ♪
372
00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:57,812
Uh-huh.
373
00:12:57,879 --> 00:12:59,947
♪ Where no one's ever gone before ♪
374
00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:01,850
♪ And if you want more ♪
375
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:06,054
♪ If you want more, more, more ♪
376
00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:08,556
- [Shrieks]
- You got to be kidding me!
377
00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,593
- Oh, baby!
- Ohhhhh!
378
00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:13,229
Because if you would've played
smarter...
379
00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:15,030
- Your mama. Your daddy.
- Sleeping on the couch.
380
00:13:15,096 --> 00:13:17,165
- Ooh, ooh.
- This is illegal.
381
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,468
[Laughter]
382
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,134
Good game, Larry Bird.
383
00:13:20,201 --> 00:13:22,925
Oh, yeah, Larry Bird
'cause I'm White. Ah!
384
00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:23,909
[Laughter]
385
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:25,433
Oh, can I get you something
to drink, man?
386
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,744
Thanks, whatever you're having.
Appreciate it.
387
00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:27,672
- Up top.
- All right.
388
00:13:27,697 --> 00:13:29,578
Anyway, I needed tonight.
389
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:32,715
This morning, a judge talked
to me like it was my first day.
390
00:13:32,782 --> 00:13:34,483
You know they don't like
seeing us on top.
391
00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:36,185
- Uh, tell me about it.
- PAUL: Ooh, no.
392
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,719
No, they do not.
393
00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:39,622
You know, Alicia,
I had one of those days, too.
394
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:42,123
One of my students' parents
mistook me for the lunch lady.
395
00:13:42,191 --> 00:13:43,258
- What?
- I am a teacher.
396
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:44,393
A teacher.
397
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,927
- A teacher.
- Come on, girl.
398
00:13:45,994 --> 00:13:47,729
They don't pay you enough to
deal with that kind of crap.
399
00:13:47,796 --> 00:13:49,565
You should've told her,
"You look more like a lunch lady
400
00:13:49,632 --> 00:13:51,867
than me, with your bifocals
and your chin hair."
401
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,002
[Laughter]
402
00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:54,336
My man. My man. Preach!
403
00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:55,737
[Laughter]
404
00:13:55,805 --> 00:13:58,040
Preach. Oh, Lord.
405
00:13:58,107 --> 00:13:59,608
Lord.
406
00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:02,212
Oh. White people are something special.
407
00:14:02,277 --> 00:14:04,412
Listen, I just wanted to
apologize to all of you
408
00:14:04,479 --> 00:14:05,681
on behalf of all of us.
409
00:14:05,748 --> 00:14:07,282
Baby, you don't need to do that.
410
00:14:07,349 --> 00:14:09,118
Baby, someone needs to.
Am I right, George?
411
00:14:09,185 --> 00:14:10,719
He's saying it right there. I know.
412
00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:12,354
[Laughter]
413
00:14:12,421 --> 00:14:13,455
- To equality.
- Okay.
414
00:14:13,522 --> 00:14:15,056
- [Chuckles]
- Oh.
415
00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,091
Here's to being equal.
416
00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:17,292
[Chuckles]
417
00:14:17,359 --> 00:14:18,894
Cheers.
418
00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:21,105
I can't lie.
419
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,231
Paul was better at Spades
than I thought he would be.
420
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,500
Yeah, he's really good. [Sighs]
421
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,703
We won all night and everybody
loved playing with him.
422
00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:29,739
But...
423
00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:32,274
But he still somehow ruined things.
424
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,409
As soon as you said
the phone voice thing,
425
00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:36,211
- I couldn't stop hearing it.
- I know, right?
426
00:14:36,278 --> 00:14:39,215
It's like people were trying to
cash a check with no ID.
427
00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:41,450
Some things are just for us.
428
00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:42,951
I don't know if...
429
00:14:43,018 --> 00:14:44,318
- Girl, you know.
- [Sighs]
430
00:14:44,386 --> 00:14:45,755
They can't help themselves.
431
00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:47,722
They take our stuff
and make it their own.
432
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,658
They did it to the blues,
they did it to jazz,
433
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,627
then they did it to rock and roll.
434
00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:53,295
But now we have hip-hop.
435
00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:54,596
And God as my witness,
436
00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:56,231
they will never take that from us.
437
00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:58,801
[Beastie Boys' "Paul Revere" playing]
438
00:14:58,868 --> 00:15:01,302
CROWD: Go, White boy! Go, White boy!
439
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,671
Go, White boy! Go, White boy!
440
00:15:03,739 --> 00:15:06,108
Go, White boy! Go, White boy!
441
00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:07,477
Go, White boy! Go, White boy!
442
00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:09,077
But apparently they gonna try.
443
00:15:09,144 --> 00:15:11,446
Go, White boy! Go, White boy!
444
00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:13,981
Go, White boy! Go, White boy!
445
00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:14,982
Go, White boy!
446
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,152
Okay, shut it down.
447
00:15:16,218 --> 00:15:18,320
Shut. It. Down.
448
00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:19,821
[Music stops]
449
00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:21,556
- What do you think you're doing?
- I gots to go.
450
00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:23,926
This is Spades, there's no dancing.
451
00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:26,462
This is a sacred game where
we talk about our mothers
452
00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:28,463
and we tell stories about our past,
453
00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:30,565
but we tell them in a Black way,
which starts with,
454
00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,468
"Y'all don't know nothing about
them banana seat bikes."
455
00:15:32,535 --> 00:15:34,103
Babe, what's... what's the problem?
456
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:37,607
We won, I was funny, I-I talked
about George's mother.
457
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:38,840
You really got me good on that one.
458
00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:39,907
Kinda did, didn't I? [Laughs]
459
00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:41,009
You know what?
460
00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:42,177
Don't worry about it.
461
00:15:42,244 --> 00:15:43,640
My sister was right.
462
00:15:43,687 --> 00:15:45,947
You damn right I was.
What was I right about?
463
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,421
- Are you serious?
- What?
464
00:15:47,474 --> 00:15:50,277
I had to move my car.
You're welcome, Vivica.
465
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,808
[Sighs] Denise, can I ask you something?
466
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,857
Am I too down?
467
00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:03,625
Yeah, that's why Alicia's mad at you.
468
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:05,118
You nailed it.
469
00:16:05,143 --> 00:16:06,778
Honestly, I don't get it.
470
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,505
I mean, I did everything exactly
how she showed me,
471
00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:09,941
and she's still upset with me.
472
00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:12,843
Okay, have a seat.
473
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:14,271
Here's the thing.
474
00:16:14,303 --> 00:16:15,771
You can't help it,
but when you come around,
475
00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:17,939
it changes everything.
476
00:16:18,006 --> 00:16:20,275
You didn't notice how folks
rolled out the white carpet
477
00:16:20,342 --> 00:16:21,777
as soon as you got here?
478
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:23,380
The white carpet?
479
00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:25,005
It's something that happens
when White people
480
00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:27,073
make the effort to
come into Black spaces.
481
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,009
I hate to admit it, but it's so rare,
482
00:16:29,076 --> 00:16:31,010
we get excited and try to make you feel
483
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,012
as comfortable as possible.
484
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,749
But I thought they were
just being polite.
485
00:16:34,816 --> 00:16:37,618
People stood around
and chanted "Go, White boy"
486
00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,086
while you danced.
487
00:16:39,153 --> 00:16:40,220
You think you that good
at the Running Man,
488
00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:42,456
we wanna just watch you?
489
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,825
I mean, when you put it that way,
490
00:16:44,892 --> 00:16:47,695
w-while making that face...
491
00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:51,098
Look, don't take it personal,
492
00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:54,200
but sometimes we need some
things that are just for us.
493
00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:56,537
[Sighs] But Alicia and I
do everything together.
494
00:16:56,602 --> 00:16:59,972
And t... And this Black/White
separation you're talking about
495
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,541
is everything we fought against.
496
00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,110
Can you imagine if I said to my wife,
497
00:17:03,177 --> 00:17:05,245
"Uh, sorry, honey, but you can't
come into my White space"?
498
00:17:05,312 --> 00:17:07,247
Yeah, but Paul, part of "being down"
499
00:17:07,313 --> 00:17:09,984
is understanding that
every space that exists
500
00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:12,186
is already a "White space."
501
00:17:12,252 --> 00:17:13,988
And when we come into your spaces,
502
00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:16,422
we don't get nearly
the same treatment that you get
503
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,324
when you come into ours.
504
00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:21,696
That's what makes things like
our Spades game so precious.
505
00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:24,497
So what do I do?
506
00:17:24,564 --> 00:17:25,765
What you asking me for?
507
00:17:25,832 --> 00:17:27,267
She your wife!
508
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:30,470
Do Black people have to do
everything for you?
509
00:17:30,537 --> 00:17:37,010
♪♪
510
00:17:37,077 --> 00:17:38,446
What are you guys doing?
511
00:17:38,512 --> 00:17:39,946
We heard Mom and Dad outside.
512
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,281
They're not gonna make it.
513
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:42,617
So I'm packing my stuff,
514
00:17:42,684 --> 00:17:44,218
and I'm ready to move into my own room.
515
00:17:44,284 --> 00:17:45,585
I don't have a suitcase,
516
00:17:45,652 --> 00:17:48,355
because I'm gonna make them
compete for my love
517
00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:50,725
by buying me new clothes.
518
00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:53,694
Come on.
519
00:17:54,794 --> 00:17:56,095
Look at what you did, Grandad.
520
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,698
They're excited to have
our parents split up.
521
00:17:57,764 --> 00:17:59,632
Oh, c'mon, Rainbow, don't be a killjoy.
522
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:00,967
I'm just messing with them.
523
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:02,669
But they take
everything you say seriously.
524
00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:04,671
Nobody takes what I say seriously.
525
00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:06,239
Not even a court of law.
526
00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:10,710
Yeah, but Johan and Santamonica
love and respect you.
527
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:12,278
You're their grandfather.
528
00:18:12,346 --> 00:18:14,882
They have no choice but to think
you're wise and honorable.
529
00:18:15,716 --> 00:18:16,883
Really?
530
00:18:16,949 --> 00:18:19,819
They think I'm wise and honorable?
531
00:18:19,887 --> 00:18:24,291
Somehow, despite everything
they've seen you do, yes. [Sighs]
532
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:26,259
Well, you know,
if they think I'm so wise,
533
00:18:26,325 --> 00:18:29,262
maybe I, uh... I do the honorable thing
534
00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:32,198
and stop toying with
their emotions just for fun.
535
00:18:32,265 --> 00:18:34,034
Yeah.
536
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:36,937
Kids, I got some bad news. [Sighs]
537
00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:42,743
Your parents are gonna be
together for a long, long time.
538
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:45,745
What?! Why did you get our hopes up?
539
00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:47,414
I was gonna get a pony!
540
00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:49,450
Trust me, your parents staying together
541
00:18:49,516 --> 00:18:50,950
will be better than a pony.
542
00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:52,619
So now you take us for fools?
543
00:18:52,686 --> 00:18:54,053
Hey, I know you're disappointed,
544
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,156
but you're no different than
lots of other kids
545
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,091
whose parents are gonna stay together.
546
00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:01,962
I mean, if society accepted you
after the commune,
547
00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:03,163
you guys are gonna be fine.
548
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,964
Pbht! Well, when I grow up,
549
00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:07,335
I'm gonna get divorced so much.
550
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,936
Yeah, she would.
551
00:19:10,971 --> 00:19:13,141
[Door opens]
552
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:14,341
Hi, baby.
553
00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:19,239
I just want to apologize for
kind of taking over out there.
554
00:19:19,264 --> 00:19:21,182
I-I know I made a mess of your night.
555
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,017
It's not about you taking over.
556
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,539
Look, I know we spent so much time
557
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,333
making sure Black and White people
558
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,769
could be in the same spaces,
559
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,574
but sometimes, I need it
to be all Jeffersons.
560
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,440
No Bunkers.
561
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,610
[Laughs] No, I get it.
562
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,146
I have something to show you. Come on.
563
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,081
Come on.
564
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,115
DENISE: All right, here we go.
565
00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:44,616
[Laughter]
566
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,018
- What is going on?
- Listen. We're ready.
567
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,218
Well, your sister was right,
568
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:49,089
so I invited everybody back
569
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,157
so you can have
the night you really needed.
570
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,093
Babe, that is so nice,
571
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:56,495
and I'm sorry for
blowing up at you before.
572
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,731
Oh, no, no, no, I totally get it.
573
00:19:57,756 --> 00:20:00,106
That's what happens when people
get jealous of my dance moves.
574
00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:02,635
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
575
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,961
Okay, well, this is the part
where I politely excuse myself.
576
00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:07,299
Yeah, get gone.
577
00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:08,900
Seriously, this is romantic and all,
578
00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:10,669
but we have work tomorrow.
579
00:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,337
Mm-hmm. Mwah.
580
00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:15,271
It took a card game for
my parents to finally admit
581
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,665
they came from two different Americas
582
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:21,618
and for my mom to see that,
while my dad was her person...
583
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:25,314
...sometimes, she had
to be with her people.
584
00:20:25,384 --> 00:20:26,989
- Do I still have to sleep on the couch?
- Oh, Lord.
585
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:30,199
Now, the most important thing
to know about playing Spades
586
00:20:30,246 --> 00:20:32,712
is that you play the people,
not the cards.
587
00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:34,407
You've got to get in their heads.
588
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,619
You've got to make it personal.
589
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,788
Okay, what you got?
590
00:20:38,854 --> 00:20:39,982
You're so bad at Spades,
591
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:42,209
the only books you can get
are at the library.
592
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:43,859
[Sighs] Bless your heart.
593
00:20:43,927 --> 00:20:46,697
That was so terrible, it made me sad.
594
00:20:46,722 --> 00:20:48,761
All right, Johan, your turn.
595
00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:50,100
Ready to go!
596
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:53,270
Just one question... what's a spade?
597
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,838
It's a good thing for you you're pretty.
598
00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:58,774
All right, Santi, don't let me down.
599
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,177
You're so clueless,
600
00:21:00,202 --> 00:21:02,612
you probably grew up on a commune.
601
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:03,947
So did you.
602
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,034
Not for as long as you guys.
603
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:08,084
Ooh, I can respect that.
604
00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:10,558
You gon' have to carry this family.
You know that, right?
605
00:21:10,622 --> 00:21:12,892
For this and everything else.
606
00:21:12,951 --> 00:21:15,158
[Laughs] All right, get your cards up.
607
00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:16,507
We about to cuss.
608
00:21:16,563 --> 00:21:20,563
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