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>> I THINK I'M A MAN.
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I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A
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MAN?
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I'M A GREAT MAN TODAY.
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I'M A TODAY'S MAN, RIGHT?
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>> YEAH. OF COURSE YOU ARE.
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I THINK WE'RE BOTH PERFECT
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EXAMPLES OF GUYS WHO --
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>> I WOULDN'T DO WELL AS A
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CAVEMAN, RIGHT?
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>> NO, BUT, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
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BEING A MAN TODAY MEANS A
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DIFFERENT THING THAN IT DID AT
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ANY TIME THROUGH HISTORY.
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BEING A MAN TODAY MEANS BEING A
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CONFIDENT DUDE WITH WHO YOU ARE
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AND -- BUT ALSO NOT BEING AFRAID
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TO TAKE CARE.
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>> YOU GOT TO TAKE CARE OF
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YOURSELF TODAY.
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>> YOU GOT TO TAKE CARE OF WHAT
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YOU GOT.
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>> IT'S NOT CUTE IF YOU LOOK
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LIKE A CAVEMAN.
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>> NO, 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT -- IF
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YOU'RE NOT TAKING CARE, YOU'RE A
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BOY.
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>> I DON'T THINK MEN HAVE EVER
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BEEN RELAXED ABOUT THEIR
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APPEARANCE, BUT I THINK THAT
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SOCIETY HAS BEEN VERY RIGID
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ABOUT THE ROLE OF MEN.
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THOSE RULES HAVE BEEN LIFTED.
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>> WHAT DOES MANLINESS MEAN?
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YOU'RE GONNA GET DIFFERENT
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ANSWERS.
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YOU'RE GONNA GET ANSWERS THAT
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ARE VERY...
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...CARTOONISH EXAMPLES OF
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MASCULINITY.
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>> * HE-E-E-Y
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>> I WOULD BE MAYBE THE WORST
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GUY IN THE WORLD TO ASK THAT
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QUESTION TO.
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>> WE DON'T HAVE BARBERS.
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WE DON'T HAVE BARTENDERS.
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WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.
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I LIKE MY CHICK JOBS AND MY DUDE
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JOBS.
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CHICKS FLYING PLANES, DUDES
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WORKING AT THE SALON -- WHAT THE
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HELL'S GOING ON?
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>> WE'VE NEVER HAD THIS IN
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HISTORY.
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>> PEOPLE WILL DEFINITELY JUDGE
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YOU BY THE WAY YOU LOOK.
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>> HAIR HAS ALWAYS SIGNIFIED
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POWER.
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>> YOU KNOW WHO HAD A GREAT
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BEARD?
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW.
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>> IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW FOOLISH
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THEY LOOK.
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>> I THINK WE'RE BECOMING MORE
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PREOCCUPIED WITH OUR LOOKS.
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>> REAL MEN DON'T HANG OUT WITH
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MODELS, AND THEY DON'T TWEET.
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>> ALL THIS CRAZY GROOMING...
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>> OOH!
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>> ...IT AIN'T HEALTHY, AND IT
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AIN'T RIGHT.
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>> BACK, SACK, AND CRACK.
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OHH, RIGHT.
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>> ARE WOMEN TURNING MEN INTO
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BARBIES?
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>> WELL, I THINK A LOT OF WOMEN
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TODAY WANT MEN TO MAN UP.
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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AAH!
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>> WHEN IT COMES TO GROOMING,
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FASHION, BODY-IMAGE SORTS OF
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ISSUES, MEN RETREAT TOWARD THOSE
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TYPES OF BODY IMAGES THAT
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FURTHER DIFFERENTIATE WOMEN FROM
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MEN.
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>> IF YOU CREATE A PERSONA, THEN
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THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO STICK
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WITH, BECAUSE NO ONE IS GONNA
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RECOGNIZE YOU OR NO ONE'S GONNA
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WANT TO SEE YOU AS THE OTHER
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THING.
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>> MOUSTACHES.
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UH...YOU KNOW, A BIG FEATURE OF
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THE '70s.
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PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED
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THERE.
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>> IT'S BEEN A PART OF MY LIFE
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FOR 35 YEARS NOW.
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>> I THINK FACIAL HAIR IS VERY
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SEXY, UM, OR -- OR NOT.
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>> I FEEL LIKE IT'S SOMETHING
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THAT MEN CAN DO THAT WOMEN DON'T
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DO.
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>> MOUSTACHES ON MEN -- I
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USUALLY THINK OF PERVERTS, QUITE
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HONESTLY.
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>> I LOVE, LOVE IT.
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I LOVE FACIAL HAIR.
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I THINK IT'S
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REALLY EXCITING.
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IT'S A REALLY EXCITING WAY TO
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PROVE THAT YOU'RE AN ADULT.
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>> HANDLEBARS ON A MAN MAKE THEM
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LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG.
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>> THE ORIGIN OF THE MOUSTACHE
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CAME -- I WAS DOING A SHOW FOR
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MTV A FEW YEARS AGO CALLED
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"I BET YOU WILL."
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"I BET YOU WILL" COMING AT YOU!
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WE GOT MORE MONEY TO GIVE AWAY
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RIGHT NOW!
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AND WHO WANTS TO TAKE SOME HOME?
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I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER 100 BUCKS
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TO SUCK DOWN THAT OTHER PINT OF
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CLAM JUICE.
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>> YOU READY?
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>> 20 SECONDS. ON YOUR MARKS....
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GET SET...GO.
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WE ALL POOLED OUR MONEY AND
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DECIDED TO SEE WHO COULD GROW
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THE BEST PORN-STAR MOUSTACHE.
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AND SO, AFTER SIX TO EIGHT
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WEEKS, WE KIND OF ALL CAME BACK
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TO THE FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING
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WITH OUR PORN-STAR MOUSTACHES,
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AND I HAD THIS, YOU KNOW,
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FANTASTIC HANDLEBAR, HORSESHOE
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REPRESENTATION AND LOST TO A GUY
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WHO HAD A MUCH BETTER
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COP/PLUMBER, "COMING TO FIX YOUR
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PIPES" KIND OF MOUSTACHE.
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WELL, ONCE I GREW IT OUT, IT WAS
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OF THOSE WHERE I KEPT IT THROUGH
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THE WHOLE SEASON OF SHOOTING AS
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WE WERE SHOOTING THE SHOW.
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AND WHEN WE WERE DONE SHOOTING,
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I WAS LIKE "I
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KIND OF LIKE IT.
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I'M GONNA EMBRACE MY INNER PORN
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STAR AND RIDE IT OUT."
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>> I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE, WHEN
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THEY THINK "MOUSTACHE," THEY
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THINK KIND OF SKEEVY, CHILD
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MOLESTER, PEDOPHILE, RIGHT?
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AND I THINK, YOU KNOW, IF YOU
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WANT TO GROW A MOUSTACHE, IT
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DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN YOU'RE
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A DEVIANT.
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>> YOU KNOW, A GUY WITH A
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MOUSTACHE NEEDS TO BE A GUY THAT
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HAS A CIGARETTE DANGLING OUT OF
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HIS MOUTH AND WORKING IN A
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FACTORY.
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I DON'T LIKE A GUY WITH A
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MOUSTACHE THAT'S WALKING AROUND
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WILLIAMSBURG WITH HIS...
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LISTEN TO
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CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH.
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>> AND THEN CERTAIN GUYS JUST
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LOOK AN IDIOT.
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I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
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I LOOK LIKE I'M PLAYING AN
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UNDERCOVER COP IN A SKETCH
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COMEDY WHEN I TRY TO GROW A
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MOUSTACHE.
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>> MANY PEOPLE LOOK RIDICULOUS
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IN MOUSTACHES.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS WORN ONE WELL.
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AND I WOULD TELL YOU IF I
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THOUGHT YOU LOOKED RIDICULOUS.
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AND YOU CAN TELL ME, 'CAUSE THIS
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DOES LOOK RIDICULOUS.
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>> NO, I THINK IT WORKS.
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>> BUT I THINK EARLY, WHEN I HAD
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NO MONEY TO PROMOTE WHAT I WAS
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DOING -- NOBODY KNEW WHO I
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WAS -- I CAME UP WITH A LOOK
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'CAUSE IT WAS A WAY TO SELL IT.
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>> IT GETS ME JOBS. IT DOES.
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IT'S JUST PART OF IT.
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I WOULD SHAVE IT ONE DAY, TWO
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WAYS -- ONE, IF I WAS EVER GONNA
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COMMIT A CRIME AND GO
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UNDERGROUND, WHICH I MIGHT.
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>> YEAH.
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>> BECAUSE IF I SHAVED IT OFF
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AND WORE A BASEBALL CAP AND THIS
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OLD WIG I HAVE THAT
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STEPHEN DORFF WORE IN
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"CECIL B. DeMENTED" THAT HAS
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BANGS AND I PUT IT ON -- AND,
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REALLY, I LOOK LIKE A PERVERT
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WAY MORE.
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AND THEN I ALSO THOUGHT MY FINAL
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APPEARANCE -- LIKE, IF I REALLY
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WANTED TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE WHAT
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THEY DESERVE -- MY LAST SHRED OF
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SANITY -- I WOULD HAVE A NERVOUS
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BREAKDOWN ONSTAGE AND SHAVE OFF
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MY MOUSTACHE AND EAT IT.
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AND THAT WOULD BE HOW I WOULD
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RETIRE THEN.
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SO, I THINK OF DIFFERENT
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THEATRICS I CAN DO WITH IT.
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>> I'D PAY TO SEE THAT SHOW.
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>> YEAH, WELL, OKAY.
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IT'D BE MY LAST ONE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> YOU CAN'T LET THE MOUSTACHE
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WEAR YOU.
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YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR THE
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MOUSTACHE.
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AND WHEN YOU OWN IT, YOU PROJECT
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A TOTALLY DIFFERENT ENERGY AND
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SENSE OF PURPOSE.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, OWNING A
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PENCIL-THIN MOUSTACHE IS VERY
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DIFFERENT TO OWNING A TRUCKER.
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I MEAN, THERE'S -- THAT'S A
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DIFFERENT QUANTUM.
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THROUGHOUT THE AGES, THERE'S
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BEEN THIS SENSE OF AUTHORITY
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WITH HAVING A MOUSTACHE.
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I THINK IT'S A SIGN OF
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MASCULINITY AND LEADERSHIP.
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>> THOSE COARSE FOLLICLES ARE
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THE VERY ESSENCE OF MASCULINITY.
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WHAT MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IS
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HOW COMMON THE MOUSTACHE IS IN
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NATURE.
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FOR EXAMPLE, SOME MEXICAN MOLLY
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FISH HAVE A MOUSTACHE.
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RESEARCHERS FOUND THAT FEMALE
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MOLLIES WILL ONLY BREED WITH THE
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MUSTACHIOED MALES.
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THERE'S ALSO THE
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EMPEROR TAMARIN, THE INCA TERN,
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AND, FINALLY, THE WALRUS.
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>> TASTES LIKE GOOD, HOT
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QUAKER OATMEAL.
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>> HUMAN MOUSTACHES ALSO COME IN
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ALL SHAPES AND SIZES -- THE
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PENCIL-THIN...
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>> YEAH!
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>> ...THE CHEVRON....
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THE SALVADOR DALÃ...
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THE FU MANCHU.
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YOU'VE GOT YOUR HANDLEBAR, AND
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PERHAPS EVEN MORE DARING...
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>> HMM.
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>> ...THE PETITE HANDLEBAR...
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AND, OF COURSE, THE TOOTHBRUSH.
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>> DEEP DOWN AND SECRETLY, EVERY
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GUY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS
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LIKE WITH A MOUSTACHE.
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AND, YOU KNOW, TOO OFTEN, YOU
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KNOW, PEOPLE GROW OUT A BEARD,
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AND AS THEY'RE SHAVING IT DOWN,
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THEY'LL SHAVE IT INTO DIFFERENT
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STYLES OF MOUSTACHE JUST TO
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CHECK IT OUT FOR THAT MOMENT IN
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THE MIRROR.
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MORGAN AND I WERE WORKSHOPPING
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IDEAS AROUND HOW HE COULD
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TANGIBLY GET INVOLVED IN
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NOVEMBER, BUT HE COULDN'T SHAVE
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ON THE 1st OF NOVEMBER, AND HE'S
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HAD THIS ICONIC MOUSTACHE FOR
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EIGHT YEARS, SO WE CAME UP WITH
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THE CONCEPT OF A REVERSE
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MOVEMBER, WHERE HE PUTS A BOUNTY
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ON HIS MOUSTACHE IN TERMS OF THE
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AMOUNT HE'S GONNA RAISE, AND IF
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HE HITS THAT, HE'S GONNA SHAVE
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DOWN ON THE 1st OF DECEMBER.
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>> SO, I JUST WANT TO GET A
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LITTLE OF THE LENGTH TAKEN OFF
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OF THE HAIR 'CAUSE I'M GETTING A
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LITTLE POUFY.
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>> OH, OKAY.
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>> SO, JUST TAKE A LITTLE BIT
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OUT.
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SO, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
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THIS MOUSTACHE?
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YOU THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> YOU THINK MOUSTACHES ARE GOOD
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ON FELLAS?
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IT'S A GOOD THING FOR
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MOUSTACHES?
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>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
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>> YEAH?
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>> VERY GOOD.
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>> HOW'S IT GONNA LOOK WHEN I
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SHAVE IT OFF?
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>> IF YOU SHAVE IT OFF?
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>> YEAH.
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>> OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
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>> YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA
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LOOK GOOD?
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>> NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
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>> YOU THINK I SHOULD KEEP IT,
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TOO?
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>> YEAH.
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>> THAT'S TWO VOTES.
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TWO -- TWO VOTES FROM TWO
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BARBERS.
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>> HOW WAS THAT?
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>> IT WAS GREAT, MAN.
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>> AWESOME.
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>> ALTHOUGH ELI TOLD ME I
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SHOULDN'T SHAVE OFF MY
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MOUSTACHE.
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I MEAN, IT FITS YOU, YOU KNOW?
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IT FITS YOU, YOU KNOW?
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IT LOOKS GOOD.
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>> THANK YOU.
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HAVE A GOOD DAY.
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>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
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SEE YOU.
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>> WHEN ALL THREE GUYS IN THE
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BARBERSHOP TELL YOU NOT TO
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SHAVE IT OFF, THAT'S -- I'M
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LIKE, "REALLY?"
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HOW UGLY AM I IF I
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REALLY SHOULD KEEP THIS?
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>> WITH MORGAN, IT'S -- I FEEL
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LIKE IT'S MORE HE EXUDES A SORT
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OF A PARTICULAR KIND OF ENERGY
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THAT SORT OF TRANSCENDS ANYTHING
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HE COULD DO WITH HIS HAIR OR --
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OR OR HIS FACE.
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>> I LIKE IT WHEN ANYBODY KEEPS
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT THAT THAT'S
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THAT KIND OF SPECIFIC LONGER
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THAN YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO,
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BECAUSE THEN IT COMES WITH ITS
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OWN AIR OF AUTHENTICITY AS
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OPPOSED TO SEEMING GIMMICKY.
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>> YOU DO START TO BECOME TIED
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TO THINGS.
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YOU START TO BECOME TIED TO A
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LOOK.
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YOU START TO BECOME TIED TO AN
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IDENTITY.
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AND, YOU KNOW, ULTIMATELY, I
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DON'T WANT MY IDENTITY JUST TO
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BE HINGED UPON A MOUSTACHE.
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YOU KNOW, I WOULD RATHER MY
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IDENTITY BE HINGED UPON, YOU
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KNOW, MY WORK.
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UH, THIS IS THE CELEBRATION THAT
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IS THE END OF MOVEMBER.
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YOU KNOW, OVER THE LAST MONTH,
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PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY
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AND AROUND THE WORLD HAVE BEEN
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RAISING MONEY FOR
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PROSTATE-CANCER RESEARCH, AND I
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WAS ONE OF THOSE FOLKS.
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WHAT IF I RAISE MONEY TO GET
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PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY LET ME SHAVE
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OFF THIS MOUSTACHE THAT I
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LITERALLY HAVE NOT HAD OFF MY
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FACE IN ABOUT EIGHT YEARS?
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SO, TONIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST
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TIME THAT SOME OF THIS SKIN WILL
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HAVE SEEN, LIKE, FRESH AIR IN
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ALMOST A DECADE.
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HERE WE GO. YOU READY?
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HERE IT COMES.
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OH, IT FEELS -- IT FEELS SO
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WEIRD WASHING MY FACE WITH NO
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MOUSTACHE ON.
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I DO LOOK 10 YEARS YOUNGER.
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BUT I'M 10 YEARS YOUNGER WITH A
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GIANT FOREHEAD AND RECEDING
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HAIRLINE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BEST PART IS IT'LL GROW BACK.
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YOU KNOW, I KIND OF JUST LOOK
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LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE NOW, YOU
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KNOW?
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THAT'S THE THING.
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IT'S LIKE I KIND OF JUST -- YOU
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KNOW, WHAT I LOVED ABOUT MY
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HANDLEBAR IS THAT NOBODY HAD
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THAT HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE, YOU
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KNOW?
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THESE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT
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OCCUPY LEGO STREET.
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YOU KNOW, NOW IT'S LIKE I
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ACTUALLY LOOK MORE LIKE MY SON,
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WHICH IS PROBABLY WHAT MY SON IS
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MORE FREAKED ABOUT BY.
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YOU KNOW, HE WAS TOTALLY FINE.
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WE WERE PLAYING, YOU KNOW, JUST
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HANGING OUT, WATCHING CARTOONS.
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THE MINUTE I POINTED OUT THAT I
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SHAVED IT OFF AND HE REALIZED
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"OH, MY GOD, IT'S
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GONE," HE, LIKE, LOST IT.
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>> I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SHAVE
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IT!
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>> AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> I DID NOT WANT YOU TO SHAVE
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IT!
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>> BUT HOW DO I LOOK, THOUGH,
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WITHOUT IT?
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>> YOU DON'T LOOK ANY GOOD.
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>> NO?
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BUT IS IT OKAY?
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OH, BUDDY, WHAT?
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>> I DIDN'T WANT YOU
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TO SHAVE YOUR MOUSTACHE OFF.
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>> OHH, IT'S OKAY.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT.
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>> YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT
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TILL JUST NOW.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT.
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DO I STILL LOOK LIKE DADDY?
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>> DO I STILL LOOK LIKE DADDY?
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LOOK.
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>> OH, COME HERE, BUDDY.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT TILL I
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JUST SAID IT.
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THERE HASN'T BEEN A LOT STUFFED
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INTO THAT BRAIN YET AS A LITTLE
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KID, SO THE THINGS THAT ARE IN
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THERE ARE LIKE, YOU KNOW -- ARE
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LIKE, "LEGOS, TOYS, PLAYGROUND,
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MOUSTACHES.
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OH, MY GOD, THE MOUSTACHE IS
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GONE!
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AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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YOU WANT TO RIDE ON MY
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SHOULDERS?
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>> YES.
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WELL...
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I'M GONNA CARRY...
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HOW'S THAT?
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LAKEN WASN'T VERY HAPPY WITH
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THE LACK OF MOUSTACHE, SO HE
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ASKED ME TO WEAR THIS ONE.
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SO, NOW I'VE GOT A REPLACEMENT
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MOUSTACHE.
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HOW'S MY REPLACEMENT MOUSTACHE,
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LAKEN?
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>> IT'S GOOD.
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>> IT'S GOOD?
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>> WILL, LET ME ASK YOU A
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QUESTION.
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MOUSTACHES ARE COOL FOR DUDES,
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BUT HAVE YOU EVER -- YOU EVER
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DATED A GAL THAT'S GOT A LITTLE
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ACTION UP TOP?
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I ACTUALLY DATED A GAL WHO WAS
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FROM THE CONTINENT -- FROM
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EUROPE.
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AND SHE WAS -- I'M NOT GONNA SAY
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SHE WAS MUSTACHIOED, BUT --
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>> OR MUSTACHED.
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>> OR -- IT WOULD BE
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"MUSTACHIOED."
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>> WOULD IT REALLY?
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>> YEAH.
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BUT SHE HAD HAIR ON HER UPPER
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LIP A LITTLE BIT, AND SHE HAD
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THIS BLEACHING...
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>> STRATEGY.
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>> STRATEG-- GREAT.
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BLEACHING STRATEGY, WHICH WAS A
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CREAM.
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THAT WAS HER STRATEGY.
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IT WAS APPLIED WITH A STICK.
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IT LOOKED LIKE A TONGUE
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DEPRESSOR.
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>> SO, SHE LET YOU WATCH THIS?
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>> NO, I JUST -- I FORGET HOW I
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FOUND OUT ABOUT IT, BUT SHE ALSO
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DID HER FOREARMS, WHICH I
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THOUGHT WAS VERY STRANGE.
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>> SO, YOU PROBABLY HAD TO FIGHT
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A COUPLE OF DUDES TO DATE HER,
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RIGHT?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- SHE WAS A
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VERY SEXY LADY.
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SHE WAS HALF SPANISH AND HALF
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FRENCH.
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>> HALF WOOKIE, TOO, IT SOUNDS
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LIKE.
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>> YEAH, WELL, SHE HAD HAIR
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00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:50,790
UNDER HER ARMS.
507
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:51,758
I MEAN, SHE WAS FRENCH.
508
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,759
I THINK I MENTIONED THAT.
509
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,961
>> YOU EVER GET A LOOK AT HER
510
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:54,361
BACK?
511
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:55,662
I NEVER DID.
512
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,498
I FELT IT ONCE.
513
00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,866
>> PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME ABOUT MY
514
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,635
BEARD AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, "WHY
515
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,670
DO YOU HAVE A BEARD?"
516
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,605
AND I ALWAYS SAY, "WOULD YOU ASK
517
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,207
ADRIEN BRODY WHY HE HAS A GIANT
518
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,608
NOSE?"
519
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,010
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BUT I
520
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:10,643
DO SAY THAT.
521
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,612
>> I THINK FACIAL HAIR IN
522
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:16,383
GENERAL IS PERSON-TO-PERSON.
523
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,985
>> A GIRL SAID THAT SHE
524
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,552
PREFERRED THE BEARD.
525
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,720
WHO SAID THAT?
526
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,788
MANY WOMEN TOLD ME THEY
527
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,889
PREFERRED THE BEARD.
528
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,691
>> I'M DEFINITELY A FULL-BEARD
529
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,025
GIRL.
530
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,726
>> I THINK BEARDS ARE A LOT OF
531
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,061
UPKEEP, BUT IF YOU LOOK GOOD
532
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,829
WITH A BEARD, YOU KNOW, IT'S A
533
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,998
REALLY GOOD LOOK FOR SOME
534
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:31,664
PEOPLE.
535
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,001
>> I THINK FACIAL HAIR IS
536
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,635
SOMETHING THAT IS A SLIPPERY
537
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,703
SLOPE WITH PEOPLE.
538
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,705
>> SOMETIMES THE BEARD EXPLODES
539
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,041
IN, LIKE, A WRATHFUL, HUGE
540
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:41,741
BUSHINESS.
541
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,677
>> I WILL SAY THAT I HAVE BEEN
542
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,313
UNWILLINGLY KISSED BY A MAN WHO
543
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,714
HAD A BEARD, AND THAT WAS A
544
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,682
LITTLE BIT UNPLEASANT -- MORE SO
545
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,651
FOR THE BEARD THAN FOR THE KISS.
546
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,690
>> WE DEFINITELY HAVE AN
547
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,427
EPIDEMIC IN OUR CULTURE WHERE
548
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:04,164
MAN-AGED HUMAN MALES ARE STUCK
549
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,765
IN KIND OF BOYHOOD.
550
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,700
THIS IS JUST HOW A HUMAN MALE
551
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,535
LOOKS.
552
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,503
YOU KNOW, I DON'T FIT INTO,
553
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,539
LIKE, THE TRADITIONAL, LIKE,
554
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,741
"OH, HE'S GOT A JOB AND A NICE
555
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,043
CAR AND, YOU KNOW,
556
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,677
CLEAN-SHAVEN."
557
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,780
WHAT'S THIS?
558
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,781
PRETTY GOOD BEARDS TO SEE IN
559
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,615
WALNUT CREEK.
560
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,350
WHAT'S GOING ON?
561
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,684
THAT'S SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
562
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,786
ABOUT.
563
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,855
OH, THANK YOU.
564
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:29,289
HOW YOU DOING?
565
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,691
>> HI.
566
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,292
>> YEAH?
567
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,393
>> WE'RE SWEDISH, YEAH.
568
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:33,960
>> OH, YEAH.
569
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,195
>> HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
570
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:35,628
COMPETING?
571
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,464
COMPETITIVE FACIAL HAIR, OR AS I
572
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,032
MIGHT NEED TO START CALLING IT,
573
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,533
BEARD BUILDING, IS A SPORT
574
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,703
INSOFAR AS BODY BUILDING IS A
575
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,538
SPORT IN THAT YOU WORK FOR A
576
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,240
LONG TIME ON SCULPTING AND
577
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,641
BUILDING AND NURTURING
578
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,643
SOMETHING, AND THEN THE ACTUAL
579
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,779
SPORTING EVENT IS YOU SHOWING
580
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,113
IT.
581
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,814
OBVIOUSLY, SOME BEARDSMEN'S
582
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,716
TRAINING IS A LITTLE LESS
583
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,751
ATHLETIC THAN OTHERS, BUT IT'S
584
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,587
STILL A SPORT, NONETHELESS.
585
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,622
THE WAY TO GET THE BEST BEARD IS
586
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,257
TO BE IN THE BEST HEALTH.
587
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,892
MY FIRST LAW OF FACIAL HAIR --
588
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,594
HEALTHY MAN, HEALTHY BEARD.
589
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,262
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND,
590
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,930
YOU KNOW, I THINK ABOUT DIETARY
591
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,732
DECISIONS AND I THINK ABOUT WHAT
592
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,667
AM I DOING TO MY BODY -- WHAT'S
593
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,403
GOING IN -- AND, YOU KNOW, AM I
594
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,237
STRESSED OUT?
595
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,505
THESE SORT OF THINGS.
596
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,006
IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THE
597
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,641
RESIDUE OF A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE
598
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,111
CAN BE GOOD HAIR ON THE HEAD OR
599
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,078
ON THE FACE.
600
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,646
TRAINING IS ALMOST LIKE A
601
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,615
MEDITATION, AND IF YOU GET
602
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,683
SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING, YOU PUT
603
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,652
IN THE TIME AND, YOU KNOW, YOU
604
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,589
SEE THE RESULTS OVER TIME.
605
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,691
>> HE'S A SLAVE TO HIS BEARD,
606
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,660
SO, THEREFORE, I THINK IT'S
607
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,594
DEFEATING.
608
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,463
IF YOUR BEARD CONTROLS YOU
609
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,298
THEN YOU'RE IN
610
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,032
TROUBLE.
611
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,667
>> PEOPLE OFTEN ASK, YOU KNOW,
612
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,502
WHY IS MY HEAD HAIR DIFFERENT
613
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,803
THAN MY FACIAL HAIR?
614
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,439
AND, LIKE, THIS IS MY BOY HAIR
615
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,040
THAT I WAS BORN WITH, AND THIS
616
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,775
IS MY MAN HAIR, WHEN I BECAME A
617
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,644
MAN, AND THIS IS A TOOL THAT I
618
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,713
CAN EXPRESS..."MAN."
619
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,515
I MEAN, IT'S JUST PURE MAN.
620
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,518
>> PEOPLE HAVE ASSOCIATIONS --
621
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,220
HISTORICAL ASSOCIATIONS AND
622
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,222
PERSONAL ASSOCIATIONS -- TO THE
623
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:09,722
BEARD.
624
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,159
SO, THEY LOOK AT A FACE, AND
625
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,793
THEY EITHER THINK "SANTA," OR
626
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,027
THEY THINK "SATAN."
627
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,063
AND YOU, AS THE BEARDED MAN,
628
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,731
HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU'RE BEING
629
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,065
READ.
630
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,868
>> ALL OF MEN'S FACIAL
631
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,803
EXPRESSION EVOLVED FOR
632
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,637
SIGNALING.
633
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,639
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF OTHER
634
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,675
ANIMALS WHO DO NOT HAVE BEARDS
635
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,711
BECAUSE THAT WASN'T LINKED WITH
636
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:35,348
COURTSHIP AND WITH WINNING.
637
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,916
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S HELPING
638
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,651
HAVING A BEARD DOWN TO YOUR
639
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,051
WAIST.
640
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:39,719
IT MAY BE.
641
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,654
I DON'T KNOW.
642
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,323
I'M SURE THERE'S SOME JOB THAT
643
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,557
CALLS FOR THAT, BUT ME
644
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,225
PERSONALLY -- IT'S NOT SOMETHING
645
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,859
I WOULD DO.
646
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,395
>> I THINK YOU'RE CONTROLLED BY
647
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,829
YOUR LOOK, YOU KNOW, AS FAR AS
648
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,531
YOU LET IT BE, YOU KNOW, AS FAR
649
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,600
AS WHAT YOU DO, AND WHAT YOU DO
650
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,568
IS SOMETIMES ABOUT YOUR LINE OF
651
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,369
WORK.
652
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,937
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR WORK.
653
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,705
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
654
00:18:58,705 --> 00:18:59,706
BOY, THAT SOUNDED GOOD.
655
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,407
>> IT DID.
656
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,774
>> GOD, I'M -- WRITE THAT DOWN.
657
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,576
IS SOMEBODY WRITING THIS?
658
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,616
>> SO, THIS IS MY MAKESHIFT
659
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,751
TROPHY CASE, AND I'D LIKE TO
660
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,753
SHOW YOU A FEW OF MY TROPHIES.
661
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,755
OVER MY BEARD CAREER, I HAVE
662
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,857
AMASSED TWO FIRST-PLACE WORLD
663
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,926
TITLES, ONE THIRD-PLACE WORLD
664
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,061
TITLE, SIX BEST IN SHOWS, SOME
665
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,231
FIRST PLACES IN DIVISIONS THAT
666
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,097
I'VE DONE.
667
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,267
PROBABLY MY MOST PRIZED ONE --
668
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,402
THIS IS MY FIRST-PLACE NATURAL
669
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,737
FULL BEARD FROM THE
670
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,905
2007 WORLD BEARD AND MOUSTACHE
671
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,073
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
672
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,276
IT ALLOWED ME WRITE MY BOOK, IT
673
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,478
ALLOWED ME TO THINK ABOUT GOING
674
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,713
PRO, AND IT ALSO SOLIDIFIED ME
675
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,550
AS, LIKE, A WORLD-CLASS
676
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,784
BEARDSMAN AND THAT THIS IS WHAT
677
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,818
I WAS GONNA BE DOING.
678
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,655
"BEARDSMAN" -- "BEARD" AND
679
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,123
"SPORTSMAN" PUT TOGETHER.
680
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,925
MY EXPERIENCE, MY BEARD -- LIKE
681
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,727
I SAID, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
682
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,463
SLACKING, BUT I'M TIGHTENING UP
683
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,897
MY GAME, AND I THINK I --
684
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,832
I KNOW I STILL HAVE IT.
685
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,001
THE NEXT COUPLE MONTHS, THE GOAL
686
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,271
IS TO GO TO BEARD COMPETITIONS
687
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,639
AND WIN AND TO DO WELL, TO RACK
688
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,741
THINGS UP, TO KIND OF GO AND
689
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,676
PROSPER AND PROMOTE THE
690
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,843
COMPETITIONS AND, OF COURSE,
691
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,679
MYSELF.
692
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,514
>> I THINK BEARD AND MOUSTACHE
693
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,148
COMPETITIONS ARE, FOR LACK OF A
694
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,617
BETTER WORD, PRETTY GAY.
695
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,186
LIKE -- I MEAN, THAT'S SOMETHING
696
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,356
I'M -- I-I DON'T KNOW.
697
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,791
IT'S SOMETHING I'M DEFINITELY
698
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,526
NOT INTERESTED IN, AND I THINK
699
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,094
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A HUGE WASTE
700
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:28,828
OF TIME.
701
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:29,796
>> I DON'T LIKE IT.
702
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,797
I DON'T LIKE IT.
703
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,765
I DON'T LIKE -- I DON'T LIKE ANY
704
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,200
FORM OF VISUAL COMPETITION,
705
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,802
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS
706
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,936
THOUGHT I WAS, LIKE, A GOOFY,
707
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,838
NONPHYSICAL PERSON AS A KID, SO
708
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,206
I KIND OF WIN IN MY HEAD A
709
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:40,940
LITTLE BIT.
710
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,642
SO, I SEE NOTHING DIFFERENT
711
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,377
BETWEEN BEARDING AND THE
712
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,145
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT
713
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:46,646
ISSUE.
714
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,648
>> I KNOW FOR A FACT IT'S NOT A
715
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,382
REAL SPORT.
716
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,850
AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER BE
717
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,485
CONSIDERED A PROFESSIONAL
718
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,053
ATHLETE IN ANY CATEGORY, ANY
719
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:58,491
WAY -- NOT EVEN, YOU KNOW,
720
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,127
BOWLING.
721
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,795
>> OKAY, ARE WE MOVING ON TO THE
722
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,130
FULL BEARD, OR ARE WE DOING --
723
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,698
WE'RE GOING FULL-BEARD, LADIES
724
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,466
AND GENTLEMEN.
725
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,667
WE'RE GOING FULL-BEARD RIGHT
726
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,134
NOW.
727
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,736
THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
728
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:10,970
>> SOMETIMES I'LL GO TO A
729
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,372
COMPETITION, THOUGH, AND, YOU
730
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,406
KNOW, IT'S THIS, LIKE,
731
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,307
LOCAL-YOKEL THING.
732
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,475
>> IS THERE SOME KIND OF
733
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,809
DRUMROLL MUSIC OR SOMETHING?
734
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:17,910
>> AND I'LL CLEARLY HAVE THE
735
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,412
BEST BEARD, AND THEY'LL GIVE IT
736
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,813
TO SOMEBODY BECAUSE AMERICANS
737
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,714
ARE SO HARD UP ABOUT THE
738
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,015
UNDERDOG.
739
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,183
>> OKAY. HERE WE GO.
740
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,752
>> AND THAT JUST MAKES BEARD
741
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,919
COMPETITIONS LOOK STUPID.
742
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,522
>> OHH! HERE FROM THE EAST.
743
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,658
>> THE BLOODLINE IS SAFE.
744
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,093
I SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED MY
745
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,895
TITLE.
746
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,934
>> YOU SHOULD TRY THE MOJO
747
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:42,502
CHEDDAR.
748
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,570
>> OH, I GOT ONE OF THOSE.
749
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:44,404
>> AREN'T THEY GOOD?
750
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,538
>> WHAT ARE YOU HIDING UNDER
751
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,272
THAT BEARD, HONEY?
752
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,874
YOU KNOW, THE AMERICANS -- I
753
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,409
FEEL LIKE THE BIGGEST THING THEY
754
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,777
CAN GAIN IS TO GO SEE HOW THE
755
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,545
ELDER STATESMEN, THE EUROPEANS,
756
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,080
HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR 20 YEARS.
757
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,923
I'M IN LEOGANG, AUSTRIA, FOR THE
758
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,725
EUROPEAN BEARD AND MOUSTACHE
759
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:06,626
CHAMPIONSHIPS.
760
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,360
THIS IS IT.
761
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,696
THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR.
762
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,364
THIS IS ME IN MY ELEMENT.
763
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:15,201
DRINKING COFFEE IN A SMALL,
764
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:18,070
SUBURBAN SHOPPING MECCA --
765
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,305
THAT'S NOT ME.
766
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:21,641
THAT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, TAKING A
767
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,643
LITTLE BREAK IN BETWEEN WORLD
768
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,646
CONQUEST AND EXCITING TRAVEL.
769
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,049
>> COMING TO THE ALPS, THIS IS
770
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,284
STUFF SOME PEOPLE WILL NEVER SEE
771
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,453
IN THEIR LIFE.
772
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,121
IT'S THE SETTING THAT EVERY
773
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,657
FAIRY TALE EVER TOOK PLACE IN,
774
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,225
AND TO COME SEE IT AND SEE THAT
775
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:40,727
IT'S REAL IS ALMOST AS IF THOSE
776
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,429
FAIRY TALES ARE REAL, AND IT'S
777
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,796
NOT THAT THE FAIRY TALES ARE
778
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,398
REAL -- IT'S JUST THAT THEY
779
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,265
COULD BE REAL.
780
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:46,766
>> GUY! GUY!
781
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:47,900
>> CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND?
782
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:48,735
>> YEAH, OF COURSE.
783
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:49,235
>> HI.
784
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:49,969
>> HOW YOU DOING?
785
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,303
>> DO PEOPLE DO SOMETHING LIKE
786
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:51,771
THAT HERE?
787
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:52,805
>> YOU GUYS -- OH, YEAH.
788
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:53,406
>> YEAH?
789
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,240
>> THEN THEY GET --
790
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,341
>> DOES ANYONE TOUCH YOU?
791
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:56,809
>> YEAH, AND, YOU KNOW, AND IT'S
792
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,144
LIKE IF I JUST RAN UP TO YOU AND
793
00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,111
GRABBED YOUR BREASTS.
794
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,112
>> OH, PERFECT. THANKS.
795
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,248
YOU'D BE OFFENDED, WOULDN'T YOU?
796
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:02,849
>> YEAH.
797
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:03,950
>> IT IS 'CAUSE I LOOK LIKE A
798
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:04,484
VIKING?
799
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:09,989
>> NO!
800
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,758
>> IF I WIN --
801
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:16,295
>> OW!
802
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:17,697
>> NO, HE PULLED ON MY BEARD.
803
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:18,865
>> THEY DO THAT A LOT TO YOU?
804
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,201
YEAH. THAT'S -- THIS IS WHEN
805
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:25,672
SHIT GOES DOWN, YEAH.
806
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:26,473
HEY, HEY.
807
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:26,773
>> HEY.
808
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,007
>> YOU WANT TO DIE,
809
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,711
>> YEP, YEP.
810
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:32,512
YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO WORRY
811
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:33,746
A LITTLE MORE.
812
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,214
IT'S THE BAVARIANS WHO ARE THE
813
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,116
FULL-BEARD NATURAL GUYS.
814
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:37,684
>> YEAH.
815
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:38,117
>> OH, SHIT.
816
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:38,685
>> THAT'S TRUE.
817
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,719
>> I AM GOING HOME RIGHT --
818
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:40,887
>> AND NOW YOU'RE WORRIED THAT
819
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:41,621
IT'S RIGGED.
820
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,455
>> NOW IT'S NOT ONLY A
821
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,322
HOME-FIELD ADVANTAGE...
822
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:43,690
>> MM-HMM.
823
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:44,857
>> ...THIS IS, LIKE, THEIR
824
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:45,291
CATEGORY...
825
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:45,792
>> YEP.
826
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:46,693
>> ...AND THEIR CONTEST.
827
00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:47,494
>> MM-HMM.
828
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:48,861
>> OOH, MAN.
829
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:49,629
>> YEAH.
830
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,798
>> I WOULD BE THRILLED TO WIN
831
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:52,331
THIS.
832
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:55,234
BEARD TEAM USA IS AMERICA'S TEAM
833
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,503
THAT REPRESENTS THE
834
00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,237
UNITED STATES IN INTERNATIONAL
835
00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,038
COMPETITION.
836
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,807
I THINK THE SPORT IS AT A POINT
837
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,709
WHERE I DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT
838
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:03,876
I'M AMERICAN CHAMPION.
839
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,812
I NEED TO BE ON THE FRONT LINE
840
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:09,015
BLOWING THE SPORT UP.
841
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,317
SO MUCH OF THIS IS IN THE MIND,
842
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,586
AND I GO INTO THESE COMPETITIONS
843
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,722
OF THE MIND THAT I'VE ALREADY
844
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:16,188
WON.
845
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,224
THAT'S GOING TO AFFECT HOW I
846
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,527
WALK, HOW I SMILE, HOW I DIGEST
847
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,029
MY FOOD, YOU KNOW, LIKE, MY SKIN
848
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,664
TONE, EVERYTHING.
849
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:27,266
AND I GET INTO MY ZEN SPACE, AND
850
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,168
I JUST BECOME A ROCK.
851
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,904
WHO WAS SITTING HERE BEFORE ME?
852
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,372
>> UM...A COMPETITOR.
853
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:33,873
>> IN THEORY.
854
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:34,674
OH, OKAY.
855
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,676
>> OH...UM...
856
00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:37,877
>> I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT
857
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:38,911
THE CHI WAS THAT I WAS SITTING
858
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,680
IN.
859
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,113
>> TEA?
860
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:41,781
>> THE CHI.
861
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:42,949
>> CHI? WHAT'S CHI?
862
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:44,250
>> YOU KNOW, WHOSE...
863
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:44,751
>> AURA.
864
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,452
>> TODAY'S ABOUT THE ENERGY,
865
00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:46,786
PHIL.
866
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:47,787
>> OH, OKAY.
867
00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,732
>> I PUT ON SOME WEIGHT.
868
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:00,800
I WASN'T ABLE TO TIGHTEN IT UP
869
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,701
BEFORE I CAME.
870
00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:02,869
AND, YOU KNOW, THE SHOULDERS ARE
871
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,136
PULLING A LOT, AND THE SLEEVE
872
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:05,404
LENGTH HAS NOW BEEN AFFECTED
873
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:05,872
BY...
874
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,444
...BY MY SUBSTANTIAL GIRTH IN MY
875
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,980
CHEST AND SHOULDERS AND UPPER
876
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,414
BACK.
877
00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:17,216
I'M GONNA GO WORK THE ROOM.
878
00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,158
>> I SAW THE BOOK...
879
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:26,826
>> YEAH.
880
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:27,794
>> ...THAT YOU MADE, EH?
881
00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:28,761
>> YEAH, YEAH.
882
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,162
IT'S DOING VERY WELL IN AMERICA.
883
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:30,897
>> YEAH? YEAH?
884
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,298
>> I NEED TO TRANSLATE IT TO
885
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:32,665
GERMAN.
886
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,766
OH, YEAH, YEAH. HERE.
887
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,969
>> THIS -- OKAY. OKAY.
888
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,137
>> AND YOU JUST TELL ME IT'S
889
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,338
YOU, AND I'LL SIGN IT FOR YOU.
890
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:39,672
>> OKAY.
891
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:40,272
>> DANKE.
892
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,274
SO, I'M WALKING AROUND, AND I
893
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,811
SEE THE FORMER EUROPEAN
894
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,445
CHAMPION, WHO'S ALSO THE GERMAN
895
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:48,080
CHAMPION, AND HIS BEARD, THOUGH
896
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,316
IT IS NOT EXTREMELY LONG, IS
897
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,585
PERFECT, AND IT MATCHES HIS HAIR
898
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,020
AND IT WORKS WITH HIS COSTUME,
899
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,688
AND SO WHAT YOU GET IS, LIKE,
900
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:56,756
THE PUREST FORM OF JUST
901
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,658
OUTLANDISH CHARACTER, AND THAT'S
902
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,092
WHY HE HAS DONE VERY WELL FOR
903
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,293
HIMSELF.
904
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:07,760
>> REALLY, MASCULINITY IS
905
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,229
PERFORMED FOR THE EVALUATIVE
906
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:11,864
EYES OF OTHER MEN.
907
00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:14,033
IT'S REALLY OTHER MEN WHO WE
908
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,102
REALLY NEED TO VALIDATE, CHECK
909
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:18,938
US OUT, YOU KNOW, LEGITIMATE OUR
910
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:19,672
SORT OF PERFORMANCE OF
911
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,073
MASCULINITY.
912
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,549
>> HELL, YEAH, I WON.
913
00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:04,784
NAILED IT.
914
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,385
IN SOME WAYS, IT'S JUST ANOTHER
915
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:07,653
WIN, IT'S JUST ANOTHER TROPHY,
916
00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:09,121
BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S A
917
00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,556
VERY SIGNIFICANT WIN BECAUSE
918
00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:11,824
THIS MARKS THE FIRST TIME THAT
919
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:14,160
AN AMERICAN HAS BEEN A EUROPEAN
920
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,661
CHAMPION.
921
00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:16,996
YOU KNOW WHAT SCHOPENHAUER SAYS
922
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,564
IN THE SPIRIT OF OUR TRIP HERE?
923
00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:19,932
SCHOPENHAUER WOULD SAY THAT LIFE
924
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,233
IS A PENDULUM THAT SWINGS
925
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,735
BETWEEN SUFFERING AND BOREDOM.
926
00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:24,070
AND I'D RATHER BE BORED WINNING
927
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,671
BEARD COMPETITIONS THAN CONTINUE
928
00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:28,007
TO SUFFER AS A BORING, NORMAL
929
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:28,640
MAN.
930
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,276
>> THE MAN WHO WILL BE THE
931
00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,844
MASTER OF CEREMONIES THIS
932
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,781
AFTERNOON -- YOU'VE SEEN HIM ON
933
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:36,015
"GOOD MORNING AMERICA."
934
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,449
HERE HE IS, LADIES AND
935
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,151
GENTLEMEN -- MR. JACK PASSION!
936
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,120
>> I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY
937
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:41,754
OTHER BEARDS NOW.
938
00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:42,922
I JUST WANT TO CONTINUE TO PUSH
939
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:43,422
MYSELF.
940
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,797
IF A MAN CAN RECONCILE HIMSELF
941
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,165
WITH THE WORLD ENOUGH THAT HE'S
942
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:55,634
FREE TO GROW AND BE HIMSELF WITH
943
00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:58,504
HIS OWN BEARD, THEN FANTASTIC.
944
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,341
>> I MEAN, WHEN DO YOU THINK
945
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,709
THEY STARTED SHAVING, RIGHT?
946
00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:04,977
I MEAN, THE ADVENT OF THE RAZOR
947
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:08,114
MUST HAVE BEEN...RECENT.
948
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,382
>> I'D SAY -- YOU KNOW, I THINK
949
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,684
IT WAS ABOUT...A COUPLE HUNDRED
950
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:14,286
B.C.
951
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:14,954
>> REALLY?
952
00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:15,988
IS THAT THE DATE?
953
00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,223
YOU KNOW YOUR DATES?
954
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,858
>> I THINK THAT THE GUY -- ONE
955
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,827
OF THESE GUYS GRABBED A PIECE OF
956
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:21,327
COPPER.
957
00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:21,961
>> COPPER?
958
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,729
DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD HAVE
959
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:25,364
BEEN A STONE FIRST BEFORE THEY
960
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:26,866
STARTED WORKING WITH METALS?
961
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,467
>> IT WAS ACTUALLY SHELLS.
962
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,836
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD
963
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:30,502
GUESS.
964
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:35,041
I HAVE MET A FEW SHARP SHELLS.
965
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,676
>> YOU KNOW, UH...
966
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:38,710
>> SO, YOU GO UP, HUH?
967
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,546
YOU DON'T GET INGROWNS WHEN YOU
968
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:40,980
GO UP?
969
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,849
YOU DON'T HAVE, LIKE, A REGULAR,
970
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,150
LIKE, PATTERN THAT YOU DO?
971
00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:44,984
>> I DO. I DO.
972
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:45,717
I MIX IT UP.
973
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,720
I THINK THAT LIFE IS ABOUT...
974
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,889
>> GOD, DON'T PUT ME TO SLEEP
975
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:50,522
RIGHT NOW.
976
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,590
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE,
977
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,691
"HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
978
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:54,894
YOUR..."
979
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:55,862
>> TIPS ON SHAVING?
980
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:56,662
NO, I'M ALL SET.
981
00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:57,696
>> "...TIPS ON LIFE?"
982
00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:58,530
>> THANK YOU, NO.
983
00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,832
I'VE HIT 42 ALL BY MYSELF.
984
00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:01,868
THANKS.
985
00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:03,202
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
986
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,071
YOU HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE PULLING
987
00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:06,172
FOR YOU, JASON.
988
00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:07,840
>> I SURE DID, DIDN'T I?
989
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:08,440
>> YEAH.
990
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,176
AND I WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
991
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,043
FOR A WHILE.
992
00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,012
>> LIKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK WORKS
993
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,280
BEST WITH MY FACE?
994
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,082
'CAUSE THIS HAS BEEN NOT DOING
995
00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:17,383
WELL FOR ME FOR --
996
00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:19,285
>> OH, LIKE, UM, A HOOD WOULD BE
997
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,920
GOOD, OR, LIKE, A BALACLAVA
998
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,889
WOULD BE GREAT FOR YOUR FACE.
999
00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:25,024
BIG SUNGLASSES.
1000
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:27,894
THAT --
1001
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,361
>> OR MAYBE JUST A TRIM.
1002
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,196
>> FANTASTIC.
1003
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,064
>> GREAT.
1004
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,699
LET'S GET TO THE NEXT STEP.
1005
00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,501
>> OKAY.
1006
00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,639
>> OF COURSE ALL MEN WERE FURRY,
1007
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,308
BUT THERE'S SOME EVIDENCE THAT
1008
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:45,144
EVEN 100,000 B.C., MEN WERE
1009
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:48,247
USING CLAMSHELLS TO PLUCK OUT
1010
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:52,985
HAIR AND, LATER ON, FLINT TO
1011
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:53,953
SCRATCH IT OFF.
1012
00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,454
>> MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
1013
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:56,923
INTERESTED IN LOOKING GOOD.
1014
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,590
I MEAN, YOU'LL SEE MEN IN
1015
00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,126
AFRICA WHO PUT CLAY IN THEIR
1016
00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:00,759
HAIR.
1017
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,394
IT TAKES THEM 20 HOURS TO GET
1018
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:03,963
THAT HAIRDO ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
1019
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,764
YOU'LL SEE PEOPLE WITH ALL KINDS
1020
00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:09,568
OF FILED TEETH AND SCARIFICATION
1021
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:10,769
AND VERY FANCY BEADS AND
1022
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,171
FEATHERS AND NECKLACES.
1023
00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:13,772
AROUND THE WORLD, MEN HAVE BEEN
1024
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,107
DECORATING THEMSELVES.
1025
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,742
I THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW IN
1026
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,444
THE UNITED STATES IS MEN ARE
1027
00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,579
FINALLY ALLOWED TO DECORATE
1028
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:21,780
THEMSELVES.
1029
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,349
>> PAL PREMIUM RIDES THROUGH
1030
00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:24,750
WHISKERS ON A FILM OF LIQUID
1031
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,452
BALL BEARINGS TO TAKE FRICTION
1032
00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:27,353
OUT OF SHAVING.
1033
00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:28,754
>> WHEN SHAVING PRODUCTS WERE
1034
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,422
INTRODUCED, MANUFACTURERS WENT
1035
00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:31,790
OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE THEM
1036
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:34,493
SOUND VERY MASCULINE, NOT
1037
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,027
FEMININE.
1038
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:37,163
NOT -- IT'S NEVER A MOISTURIZER.
1039
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,764
IT'S HAS TO BE AN AFTERSHAVE.
1040
00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:40,132
>> BRUT, BY FABERGé.
1041
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,368
AFTER THE GAME, AFTER ANYTHING.
1042
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,436
>> CANOE -- THE MAN'S COLOGNE
1043
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,504
FROM FRANCE.
1044
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,173
FOR MEN WHO AREN'T KIDS
1045
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:47,940
ANYMORE.
1046
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,641
>> AND BEFORE, THERE WAS JUST A
1047
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:50,342
FEW PRODUCTS.
1048
00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,677
MAYBE YOU HAD, YOU KNOW,
1049
00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:52,979
DEODORANTS AND YOU HAD A FEW
1050
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,313
AFTERSHAVES OR, YOU KNOW,
1051
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,714
SHAVING GELS, AND THAT WAS IT.
1052
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:58,117
>> THERE'S NO QUESTION THAT ALL
1053
00:31:58,117 --> 00:31:59,718
MANNER OF GROOMING AND
1054
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:01,820
SELF-IMPROVEMENT AND BODY
1055
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:03,722
MODIFICATION IS ON THE RISE
1056
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,124
AMONG MEN.
1057
00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:06,792
>> SO, THERE ARE SHAVING OILS,
1058
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,727
THERE ARE BEARD WASHES.
1059
00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:10,029
>> THERE'S COMPANIES THAT ARE
1060
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,630
MAKING PRODUCTS, MOISTURIZERS,
1061
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:12,031
FOR MEN.
1062
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:13,332
>> HOW DID YOU FIND THIS
1063
00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:14,000
MOISTURIZER?
1064
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,634
>> I FOUND IT A BIT TOO WATERY,
1065
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:16,602
I HAVE TO SAY.
1066
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,237
>> GROOMING PRODUCT, HAIR
1067
00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,705
COLORING, ALL KINDS OF PRODUCTS
1068
00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,340
LIKE THAT ARE SHOWING DRAMATIC
1069
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:21,740
GROWTH.
1070
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,375
>> WHAT IS THE FASHION-FORWARD
1071
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,044
MAN WEARING THIS FALL?
1072
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,678
PANTYHOSE.
1073
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,480
>> WHAT?
1074
00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:34,320
>> SO, THAT IS SORT OF THE BIRTH
1075
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,155
OF THESE PRODUCTS, WHICH BECOME
1076
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,889
A BILLION-DOLLAR INDUSTRY.
1077
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:38,857
>> SO, I THINK SOME MEN LIKE IT,
1078
00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:39,891
BUT I THINK SOME MEN ARE JUST
1079
00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:40,926
LIKE, "THIS IS OVERWHELMING.
1080
00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:42,094
DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH
1081
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:42,528
THIS."
1082
00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,829
>> YEAH. SHOWER GEL.
1083
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,331
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
1084
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:45,831
THINGS.
1085
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:47,766
WHAT THE THE DIFFERENCE
1086
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:50,769
BETWEEN SHOWER GEL AND SHAMPOO?
1087
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:52,104
LIKE, YOU THINK YOUR PUBES KNOW
1088
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,772
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SHOT OF
1089
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,007
SHAMPOO AND A SHOT OF SHOWER
1090
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:56,342
GEL, OR YOUR UNDERARMS DO?
1091
00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:57,676
LIKE, WE HAVE TWO SEPARATE
1092
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:58,210
PRODUCTS.
1093
00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,678
THEY'RE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME
1094
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:01,013
PRODUCT, EXCEPT THEY SMELL JUST
1095
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,214
A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.
1096
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:04,516
I MEAN, HOW DUMB ARE WE,
1097
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:05,551
BUYING ALL THIS SHIT?
1098
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,619
>> AXE BODY SPRAY, IS IT?
1099
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:08,354
WHATEVER -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
1100
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:09,221
GIVE ME SOMETHING WITH SOME MEAT
1101
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,590
ON ITS BONES, LIKE AQUA VELVA.
1102
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:14,360
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
1103
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,029
AQUA VELVA.
1104
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,764
SKIN -- SKIN BRACER.
1105
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,599
YOU HEAR THE WORDS "SKIN
1106
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,369
BRACER," AND...
1107
00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:24,903
THAT GOES WITH IT.
1108
00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:27,539
IT'S LIKE, "AW, SH-- IT STINGS
1109
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,141
SO YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING."
1110
00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:31,743
>> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE THAT
1111
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:32,244
ANYMORE.
1112
00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:35,514
I'M GONNA GET A WELT ON MY FACE.
1113
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:42,788
>> THIS NAME ACTUALLY CAME TO ME
1114
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,924
PROBABLY ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO.
1115
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:46,892
I WAS SLEEPING.
1116
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:49,928
I HAD A PROBLEM, AND I NEEDED TO
1117
00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:50,796
COME UP WITH A SOLUTION.
1118
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,131
DID YOU RECEIVE THOSE SAMPLES
1119
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,632
THAT I SENT YOU LAST WEEK OF OUR
1120
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,033
PRODUCT FRESH BALLS?
1121
00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:56,568
MY NAME'S BROOK FRANK.
1122
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:57,836
I LIVE HERE IN LAS VEGAS,
1123
00:33:57,836 --> 00:33:59,271
NEVADA, AND WE LAUNCHED A
1124
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,073
PRODUCT CALLED FRESH BALLS.
1125
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,509
WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
1126
00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,444
WHAT IT IS IS IT'S A PRODUCT
1127
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,613
THAT YOU USE FOR THE GROIN AREA
1128
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,515
THAT KEEPS YOUR -- KEEPS THE
1129
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,750
SWEAT DOWN AND KEEPS YOU FEELING
1130
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,852
DRY AND KEEPS YOU FRESH AND DRY
1131
00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:14,586
ALL DAY.
1132
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,422
AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT, YOU
1133
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:18,624
KNOW, GUYS WEAR EVERY DAY.
1134
00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:19,791
LITERALLY, THEY BRUSH THEIR
1135
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:20,025
TEETH.
1136
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:21,360
THEY PUT THEIR FRESH BALLS ON.
1137
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,761
IT'S JUST PART OF GETTING READY
1138
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:23,295
FOR THE DAY.
1139
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,596
BEFORE FRESH BALLS, THEY WERE
1140
00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:27,633
USING POWDERS -- TALCUM POWDER,
1141
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,701
WHICH TALC IS A CARCINOGENIC, SO
1142
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:30,969
IT'S ONE THING THAT I'VE MADE
1143
00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:32,638
SURE TO KEEP OUT OF MY PRODUCT.
1144
00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:33,939
BUT THE PROBLEM OF POWDERS ARE
1145
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,374
IS IT CLUMPS UP, SO ONCE YOU
1146
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,842
START SWEATING, IT'S LIKE TAKING
1147
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:37,943
FLOUR AND BAKING.
1148
00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,812
IT JUST TURNS INTO CLUMPS.
1149
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:41,613
AND I DON'T KNOW.
1150
00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:42,681
I DON'T LIKE CLUMPS IN MY PANTS.
1151
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:43,549
I MEAN, THAT'S JUST A WHOLE
1152
00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,450
NOTHER PROBLEM THAT YOU'VE
1153
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,251
STARTED.
1154
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:46,885
>> YOU KNOW, MEN'S GROOMING HAS
1155
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:47,986
THE CRAZIEST THINGS.
1156
00:34:47,986 --> 00:34:50,822
I THINK THAT THERE'S NO MORE
1157
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:51,823
SECRETS.
1158
00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,992
THERE'S NO MORE SECRETS THAT MEN
1159
00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:56,228
ARE DOING THINGS THAT ARE FROM
1160
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:57,863
ANAL WAXING -- WHY?
1161
00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:00,065
LIKE, WHY DOES A MAN NEED TO WAX
1162
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:02,067
HIS ANUS?
1163
00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:05,204
>> MY DAD ALWAYS SMELLED LIKE --
1164
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:06,838
WHEN HE WOULD TUCK ME IN AT
1165
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,840
NIGHT, HE SMELLED LIKE GARLIC
1166
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,809
AND DIESEL FUEL.
1167
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,478
AND IT REALLY SMELLED REALLY
1168
00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:13,579
BEAUTIFUL TO ME.
1169
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,514
HIS HANDS WOULD JUST SMELL LIKE
1170
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:19,151
THAT BECAUSE OF HIS JOB.
1171
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:21,320
HE SOLD, UH...
1172
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,421
DIESEL-COVERED GARLIC.
1173
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:26,358
>> YES, I HAVE BEEN THE MAIN
1174
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:27,559
PRODUCT TESTER.
1175
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,495
YOU KNOW, WE'VE GONE THROUGH
1176
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,530
PROBABLY 50 TO 75 SAMPLES JUST
1177
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,665
TO GET TO THE ONE THAT WE LIKE.
1178
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:35,201
SOME OF THEM CAUSED SOME
1179
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,903
IRRITATION, SOME BURNING, YOU
1180
00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:38,437
KNOW?
1181
00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:39,738
SO, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH RIDE.
1182
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,440
WE ARE TRYING TO QUADRUPLE OUR
1183
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,007
BUSINESS.
1184
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:43,575
YOU KNOW, THE FIRST YEAR, WE
1185
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,076
SOLD 30,000 TUBES AND NOT REALLY
1186
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,545
KNOWING WHERE TO MARKET TO.
1187
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:47,879
AFTER THE FIRST YEAR, WE FEEL
1188
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,381
LIKE WE KNOW HOW TO MARKET,
1189
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,682
WHERE TO MARKET, WHO OUR
1190
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:53,084
DEMOGRAPHIC IS, AND WE BELIEVE
1191
00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,553
THAT WE'LL BE IN THE RETAIL
1192
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:55,754
CHAINS WITHIN THE NEXT YEAR,
1193
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:56,288
ALSO.
1194
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,956
WE'RE TESTING OUT MY PRODUCT.
1195
00:35:57,956 --> 00:35:59,458
IT'S CALLED FRESH BALLS.
1196
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,227
DAVID, YOU'VE USED IT BEFORE, SO
1197
00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:02,861
YOU KNOW QUITE A BIT ABOUT IT,
1198
00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,930
BUT THESE GUYS THAT HAVE NEVER
1199
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:06,365
TRIED IT BEFORE.
1200
00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,133
SO, WHAT I WANT THEM TO DO IS GO
1201
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:10,869
IN, TRY IT ON, SEE WHAT THEY
1202
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:11,637
THINK ABOUT IT.
1203
00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:12,971
YOU KNOW, LOOK AT THE RESIDUE.
1204
00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,139
SMELL IT A LITTLE BIT.
1205
00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:15,707
YOU KNOW, TRY IT, YOU KNOW, A
1206
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:16,675
COUPLE MINUTES.
1207
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,778
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, AND THEN
1208
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:21,247
COME BACK IN AND GIVE ME YOUR
1209
00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:23,482
FEEDBACK.
1210
00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:23,782
ALL RIGHT?
1211
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:24,450
>> ALL RIGHT.
1212
00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:25,217
>> GO AHEAD. SMELL IT.
1213
00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:25,984
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
1214
00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:26,752
>> IT'S GOT A --
1215
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:27,819
>> THERE'S A LIGHT SCENT TO IT.
1216
00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:28,053
>> YEAH.
1217
00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:28,954
>> I MEAN, IT'S NOT
1218
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:29,321
OVERPOWERING.
1219
00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:29,821
>> YEAH.
1220
00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:30,422
>> IT'S NOT MUSTY.
1221
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:30,789
>> ALL RIGHT.
1222
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:34,926
WE'RE GOING...RIGHT IN THERE,
1223
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,161
ALL RIGHT?
1224
00:36:36,161 --> 00:36:36,928
HAVE FUN.
1225
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:37,763
>> THANKS.
1226
00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,965
>> "FUN."
1227
00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:46,672
>> YOU WASH YOUR HANDS, JIM?
1228
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:47,005
>> I...
1229
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:48,907
ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK.
1230
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:49,808
>> THANK YOU.
1231
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:50,642
>> WELCOME BACK.
1232
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:51,977
HEY, THERE YOU GO.
1233
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:52,944
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
1234
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,580
SO, YOU KNOW, NOW I JUST WANT TO
1235
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,781
HAVE AN OPEN DISCUSSION, TALK
1236
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,416
ABOUT THE PRODUCT, WHAT YOU GUYS
1237
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,250
THINK ABOUT IT.
1238
00:36:58,250 --> 00:36:59,685
>> A LITTLE BIT SQUIRTED OUT,
1239
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,086
AND THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY DRYING.
1240
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,621
YOU KNOW, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO
1241
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:03,855
GET IT -- AND NOW IT'S ON YOUR
1242
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:04,423
PANTS.
1243
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,757
>> THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIG
1244
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,925
ISSUES THAT I HAD, YOU KNOW?
1245
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,093
IT WAS GREASY, BUT IT'S
1246
00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:09,661
REALLY -- IT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD.
1247
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,829
>> FEELING FRESH? GOOD?
1248
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:11,263
>> YEAH.
1249
00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:12,798
>> IT'S COMFORTABLE.
1250
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,466
>> IT'S CLEARED UP MY BATWINGS.
1251
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,535
>> BATWINGS IS WHEN,
1252
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,704
ESSENTIALLY, YOUR SCROTUM STICKS
1253
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,839
TO YOUR LEGS AND LOOKS LIKE A
1254
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:21,673
BAT WING.
1255
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:22,808
>> IS IT SOMETHING THAT YOU
1256
00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:24,476
WOULD TELL YOUR BUDDIES ABOUT OR
1257
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:24,843
FEEL --
1258
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:25,811
>> ABSOLUTELY.
1259
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:28,113
>> IT DEFINITELY, YOU KNOW, DOES
1260
00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:30,482
WHAT IT SAYS IT DOES.
1261
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,150
IT KEEPS THEM FRESH, KEEPS THEM
1262
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:32,684
DRY.
1263
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,185
I USE THEM IN FLORIDA IN THE
1264
00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:37,155
MOST HUMID OF WEATHER, AND, YOU
1265
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:39,625
KNOW, I THINK IT DID A FANTASTIC
1266
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,627
JOB.
1267
00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:41,893
>> OKAY.
1268
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:42,828
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
1269
00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:43,329
THANKS A LOT.
1270
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:43,862
>> ALL RIGHT.
1271
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:44,396
>> COOL.
1272
00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:45,464
>> APPRECIATE YOU COMING.
1273
00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:45,964
>> THANK YOU.
1274
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:46,898
>> THANKS, DAVID.
1275
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:47,833
YOU KNOW, IF I SAY, YOU KNOW,
1276
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:48,900
"HERE'S MY PRODUCT -- IT'S
1277
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,068
FRESH BALLS," YOU DON'T SAY,
1278
00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,169
"WHAT IS THAT?"
1279
00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:52,971
IT IS. IT IS WHAT IT IS.
1280
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,209
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY EAR HAIR
1281
00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:58,910
YET, THOUGH.
1282
00:37:58,910 --> 00:37:59,411
HOW ABOUT YOU?
1283
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:00,546
HAVE YOU GOT ANY HAIR IN YOUR
1284
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:00,912
EAR?
1285
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:01,413
>> NOT MY EAR.
1286
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:02,514
MY NO-- THE NOSIES HAVE BEEN
1287
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:02,848
GETTING --
1288
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:03,882
>> YEAH. THEY REALLY --
1289
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:04,983
>> YEAH, THEY'RE AGGRESSIVE.
1290
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,084
>> THEY MEAN BUSINESS, RIGHT?
1291
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:06,652
>> YEAH.
1292
00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:07,853
>> AND YOU GOT TO GET IN THERE.
1293
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,855
YOU GOT TO EITHER PULL THEM OR
1294
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:10,656
SHAVE THEM.
1295
00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:11,222
>> SURE.
1296
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,924
>> I STILL HAVEN'T MET ONE OF
1297
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:15,561
THOSE -- ONE OF THOSE BUZZERS
1298
00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:16,728
THAT REALLY WORKS REAL WELL,
1299
00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:17,563
>> REALLY WORKS. NO.
1300
00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:19,731
NO, ME NEITHER.
1301
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:20,732
GOD, WE'VE GOT A LOT IN COMMON.
1302
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:21,867
>> I THINK THERE'S MONEY IN
1303
00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:22,267
THAT.
1304
00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:23,435
>> WE'RE BOTH WEARING MASKS.
1305
00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:24,603
>> TELL ME YOUR NAME ONE MORE
1306
00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:24,803
TIME.
1307
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:25,571
>> IT'S KEVIN.
1308
00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:26,171
>> HEY, KEVIN.
1309
00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:27,373
I THINK WE WERE SMART TO SHARE
1310
00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:27,739
THIS ROOM.
1311
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:28,440
>> ME TOO.
1312
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:28,907
>> YOU KNOW?
1313
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,075
DEBORAH'S GIVING US A TWOFER.
1314
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:30,609
>> YEAH.
1315
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,910
>> WHAT PART OF THE COUNTRY YOU
1316
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:32,110
FROM?
1317
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:33,612
>> OH, I JUST ROLLED IN HERE
1318
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:34,380
FROM INDIANA.
1319
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:34,946
>> UH-HUH.
1320
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:35,747
>> MM-HMM.
1321
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:36,682
I'M VERY LONELY.
1322
00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,083
>> WELL, GUY, UM, I DON'T KNOW
1323
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,618
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS, BUT I'M
1324
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:40,285
REAL HAPPY.
1325
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:41,787
>> I LOVE YOUR DECOY, DUDE.
1326
00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:42,287
I GOT IT.
1327
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:43,054
I'M WITH YOU.
1328
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:43,622
>> NO.
1329
00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:44,255
>> ME TOO.
1330
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,357
>> NO NEED TO WINK.
1331
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:46,191
>> LET'S PARTY.
1332
00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:48,026
>> NOPE.
1333
00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:50,261
>> A GUY WITH A HAIRY BACK AT A
1334
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:52,197
POOL PARTY SHOULD BE WEARING A
1335
00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:54,265
T-SHIRT BECAUSE BASED
1336
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,267
ON HOW OUR READER RESPONSE -- A
1337
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:58,437
LOT OF WOMEN RESPOND TO IT, THEY
1338
00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,105
JUST DON'T LIKE THAT LOOK, AND I
1339
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:02,808
FEEL BAD FOR GUYS WHO HAVE IT.
1340
00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:04,710
THAT'S ONE THING THEY WANT MEN
1341
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,545
TO GET RID OF -- BACK HAIR.
1342
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:07,913
>> OHH, THE HAIR ON MY BODY.
1343
00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:09,080
WHAT YOU SEE ON MY HEAD AND A
1344
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,649
LITTLE AROUND MY PUBIC AREA, AND
1345
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,450
THAT'S ABOUT IT.
1346
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,151
>> BACK HAIR SEEMS TO ME TO BE
1347
00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:14,820
ASSOCIATED WITH SOMEONE WHO'S
1348
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:15,821
VERY UNFIT.
1349
00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,155
>> I DON'T REALLY HAVE BACK
1350
00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:17,723
HAIR.
1351
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:19,090
I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF CHEST
1352
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:19,658
HAIR.
1353
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,893
>> I HAVE SOME BODY HAIR.
1354
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,262
>> WHEN I SEE A MAN WHO'S, LIKE,
1355
00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:26,665
PERFECTLY SCULPTED, PERFECTLY
1356
00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,967
WAXED, AND SORT OF, LIKE, OILED
1357
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:31,169
UP TO A PLASTICY, YOU KNOW,
1358
00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:33,405
CONSISTENCY, I JUST EXPECT THERE
1359
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,673
TO BE NO GONADS.
1360
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:37,909
>> I THINK A MAN WHO REMOVES
1361
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,445
HAIR -- OH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
1362
00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:39,745
WHY.
1363
00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:40,746
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
1364
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,514
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
1365
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,114
ABOUT IT.
1366
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,516
>> I DO DO THE MANSCAPING.
1367
00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,151
I THINK IT'S APPRECIATED.
1368
00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:48,186
>> I HAVE TWO WAXERS -- ONE FOR
1369
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,288
EYEBROWS AND ONE FOR EVERYTHING
1370
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:50,756
ELSE.
1371
00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:51,957
>> TO BE HONEST, I DON'T EVEN
1372
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,191
THINK I'VE EVER EVEN BEEN WITH
1373
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,125
ANYONE WITH BACK HAIR.
1374
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,795
>> I AM LETTING IT GROW LIKE A
1375
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,863
WILD BUSHFIRE.
1376
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:00,031
>> IT'S LIKE A GENETIC PRANK
1377
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:03,769
THAT GOD PLAYS ON PEOPLE.
1378
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,136
YOU KNOW, I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS
1379
00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:05,837
SUFFER FROM IT.
1380
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,172
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS
1381
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:08,974
YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH, REALLY.
1382
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,542
>> MY NAME IS SHAWN DAIVARI.
1383
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,342
I'M 26 YEARS OLD.
1384
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:12,844
I'M ORIGINALLY FROM MINNEAPOLIS,
1385
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:13,879
MINNESOTA, BUT NOW I LIVE IN
1386
00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,313
HOUSTON, TEXAS.
1387
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:16,982
AND I'VE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL
1388
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,283
WRESTLER FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS.
1389
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:22,888
MY CHARACTER IN THE RING IS, YOU
1390
00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:24,456
KNOW, OBVIOUSLY THE FOREIGN BAD
1391
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:24,956
GUY.
1392
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:33,465
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
1393
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,366
I'M AN EXTREMELY HAIR GUY, WHICH
1394
00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:37,302
IS VERY COMMON OF ALL, YOU KNOW,
1395
00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:38,570
MIDDLE EASTERN MEN.
1396
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,872
YES, I AM A MUTANT, BECAUSE OUT
1397
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,073
OF EVERY PORE IN MY BODY I HAVE
1398
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,074
TWO HAIRS COMING OUT.
1399
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:44,476
I THINK I HAVE A COUPLE SPOTS
1400
00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:45,811
WHERE THREE PORES COME OUT OF
1401
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,078
EVERY -- OR THREE HAIRS COME OUT
1402
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:47,979
OF EVERY PORE.
1403
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,080
WRESTLING IS THE ONLY THING I
1404
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,749
LIKED AS A KID GROWING UP.
1405
00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:52,183
RIC FLAIR'S THE 13-TIME WORLD
1406
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:52,718
CHAMP!
1407
00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:53,985
HE DESERVES TO GET FULL-TIME ON
1408
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,386
THE MONDAY NITRO, AND HOGAN'S
1409
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:56,988
JUST -- BISCHOFF JUST GOT TO LET
1410
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,824
HIM GO.
1411
00:40:58,824 --> 00:40:59,991
>> ANY 5-YEAR-OLD KID THAT
1412
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:01,159
WATCHES WRESTLING ON TV -- IT'S
1413
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,060
LIKE WATCHING REAL-LIFE
1414
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:02,928
"POWER RANGERS."
1415
00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:03,929
IT'S -- IT'S COMIC BOOKS COME
1416
00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:04,496
TO LIFE.
1417
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,897
AND -- AND I COULDN'T BECOME A
1418
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:07,566
SUPERHERO, SO, YOU KNOW, A PRO
1419
00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,900
WRESTLER IS THE NEXT BEST THING.
1420
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,335
AND I LIKE ALL THE WRESTLERS
1421
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:11,770
THAT WERE IN SHAPE AND HAD
1422
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:13,071
MUSCLES AND, YOU KNOW, WERE
1423
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,873
SHAVED AND WERE TANNED, AND THEY
1424
00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:16,341
HAD VERY COLORFUL CHARACTERS.
1425
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:17,709
THEY WERE GREAT TALKERS.
1426
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:18,744
THEY WERE GOOD IN-RING
1427
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,612
PERFORMERS, LIKE SHAWN MICHAELS.
1428
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:21,913
I LIKE TO WRESTLE LIKE
1429
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:22,881
STEVE AUSTIN, LIKE THE ROCK,
1430
00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:23,849
LIKE HULK HOGAN.
1431
00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:25,383
AND I FELT IF I'M GONNA BE A
1432
00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:26,752
SUCCESSFUL WRESTLER, I MIGHT AS
1433
00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,386
WELL TRY AND MODEL MYSELF AND
1434
00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,088
MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE THE
1435
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,256
WRESTLER THAT I WOULD HAVE
1436
00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:32,558
BOUGHT A TICKET TO SEE WHEN I
1437
00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:33,925
WAS A FAN, WATCHING AS A KID.
1438
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:35,426
>> I THINK WRESTLING HAS ALWAYS
1439
00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:38,196
HAD TO STEP UP BEFORE THE REAL
1440
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,130
WORLD HAS, BECAUSE WRESTLING --
1441
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:40,098
WE'VE -- THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS
1442
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:42,200
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
1443
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,101
GUYS HAVE BEEN -- I HEAR
1444
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:44,302
HULK HOGAN TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE
1445
00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:44,736
TIME.
1446
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:45,704
YOU KNOW, HE USED TO HAVE HIS
1447
00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:46,638
WIFE HAVE TO SHAVE HIS BACK,
1448
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:47,639
TOO, AND THIS IS WHEN HE FIRST
1449
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,874
STARTED, YOU KNOW?
1450
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:50,576
SO, IT'S FROM EVEN WAY BACK THEN
1451
00:41:50,576 --> 00:41:51,810
TO ALL THE WAY TILL TODAY.
1452
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,411
>> I THOUGHT I WAS VAIN AND HAD
1453
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:54,713
TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON
1454
00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:55,947
LOOKING THE WAY I DO, AND I
1455
00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,215
THINK THE GUYS PUT ME TO SHAME.
1456
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:58,617
I THINK THEY PUT A LOT OF THE
1457
00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,785
GIRLS TO SHAME, QUITE HONESTLY.
1458
00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:01,152
I MEAN, WE'RE USED TO DOING A
1459
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,554
LITTLE BIT OF HAIR AND MAKEUP,
1460
00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:03,922
BUT WHAT THEY HAVE TO GO
1461
00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:04,590
THROUGH...
1462
00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,558
>> ...HOW MUCH IRON THEY HAVE TO
1463
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:07,058
PUMP...
1464
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:07,993
>> TWO MORE. COME ON.
1465
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,561
>> ...THEIR TAN, AND YOU KNOW,
1466
00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:10,929
IT REALLY COMES DOWN TO THE
1467
00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,531
HAIR -- JUST SO MUCH WORK.
1468
00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:17,736
>> YOU CAN'T PLAY THE ROLE OF A
1469
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:18,236
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE ON
1470
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:18,804
TELEVISION IF YOU DON'T --
1471
00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:19,838
>> RIGHT. I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT
1472
00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:20,505
TO LOOK LIKE SOME HIGH-SCHOOL
1473
00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:22,307
KID OUT THERE.
1474
00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:23,474
>> AND IF THE DUDE -- IF THE
1475
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:24,475
DUDE IN THE FRONT ROW THINKS HE
1476
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:25,343
CAN KICK YOUR ASS, WHY IS HE
1477
00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:26,311
GONNA BUY A TICKET TO SEE YOU?
1478
00:42:26,311 --> 00:42:27,145
>> RIGHT. YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
1479
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,479
>> ONE PSYCHOLOGIST CALLS WHAT'S
1480
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:30,281
HAPPENING TO MEN THAT WE SUFFER
1481
00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:31,983
FROM NOW WHAT -- WHAT HE CALLS
1482
00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:32,851
THE ADONIS COMPLEX.
1483
00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:34,285
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
1484
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:35,587
GREEK GODS.
1485
00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:36,922
WELL, IF YOU LOOK AT THE STATUES
1486
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:38,456
OF GREEK GODS, THEY DIDN'T HAVE
1487
00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:39,791
LOTS OF LITTLE CURLY HAIR ON
1488
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:40,692
THEIR CHESTS.
1489
00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:42,493
THEY WERE COMPLETELY HAIRLESS.
1490
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:43,829
>> BUT GETTING ALL YOUR HAIR
1491
00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:45,463
REMOVED -- ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE
1492
00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:46,865
NO -- I REALLY HAVE NO
1493
00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:48,366
TOUCHSTONE FOR THAT.
1494
00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:50,501
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT BECAUSE
1495
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:52,537
THE MIND-SET, TO ME, IS
1496
00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:54,873
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE SAYING THAT
1497
00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:56,875
WOMEN WANT TO BE WITH A HAIRLESS
1498
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:57,976
BOY.
1499
00:42:57,976 --> 00:43:00,946
>> I'M NOT FOR REMOVING BODY
1500
00:43:00,946 --> 00:43:03,982
HAIR BECAUSE, FOR ME, IT SERVES
1501
00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:05,050
AN IMPORTANT PURPOSE, WHICH IS
1502
00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:06,517
IT FILLS IN THE SPACE BETWEEN MY
1503
00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:07,118
BREASTS.
1504
00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:08,319
>> I PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO SHAVE
1505
00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:09,988
EVERY SQUARE INCH OF MY BODY
1506
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:10,956
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER
1507
00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:11,990
WRESTLERS LOOK LIKE.
1508
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,524
IN THE CULTURE THAT IS AMERICA
1509
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,160
AND THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE, THAT
1510
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,962
IS KIND OF WHAT'S BEEN DEPICTED
1511
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:18,830
TO THEM AS MASCULINE AND TOUGH
1512
00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:20,799
AND STRONG AND -- AND MIGHTY.
1513
00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,401
AND USUALLY, I START WITH, LIKE,
1514
00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:24,569
MY STOMACH, AND THEN I WORK UP
1515
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:25,737
TO MY CHEST, WHICH SOUNDS EASY,
1516
00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:26,738
BUT THE HAIR GROWS IN, LIKE, TWO
1517
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:27,906
DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, OR MAYBE
1518
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:28,707
THAT'S JUST ME.
1519
00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:29,207
I DON'T KNOW.
1520
00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:30,341
I'VE NEVER SHAVED ANOTHER MAN
1521
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:30,742
BEFORE.
1522
00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:32,343
AND THEN I SHAVE, LIKE, THE HAIR
1523
00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:33,812
OFF MY FINGERS COMING UP, AND
1524
00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:35,146
THEN UP MY HANDS, UP MY WRISTS,
1525
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,715
UP MY ARMS, AND ON MY SHOULDERS,
1526
00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:38,316
AS MUCH AS I CAN GET.
1527
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:39,584
AND THEN I GET TO MY BACK
1528
00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:40,986
EVENTUALLY, WHERE I HAVE TO CALL
1529
00:43:40,986 --> 00:43:42,387
IN, YOU KNOW, AN ASSIST OR A
1530
00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:43,855
BUDDY TO COME IN AND -- AND HELP
1531
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:44,890
ME SHAVE MY BACK.
1532
00:43:49,995 --> 00:43:51,329
>> DO I HAVE TO GET YOUR BUTT?
1533
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:51,930
>> NO, NO.
1534
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,732
LIKE, THE BUTT IS, LIKE, THE
1535
00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:55,000
SHELF.
1536
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,601
>> AAH, AHH, AHH, AHH.
1537
00:43:56,601 --> 00:43:58,236
>> THAT'S THE BUTT SHELF.
1538
00:43:58,236 --> 00:43:59,170
>> AAH.
1539
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,939
I'M DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF.
1540
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:01,673
>> ALL RIGHT.
1541
00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:02,741
THAT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE
1542
00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:03,842
BETTER PERFORMANCES I'VE EVER
1543
00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,744
HAD.
1544
00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:07,578
SEE?
1545
00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:08,880
GIVES SOMEWHAT OF THE ILLUSION
1546
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,249
OF BEING IN A LITTLE BIT BETTER
1547
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:16,722
SHAPE THAN I ACTUALLY AM.
1548
00:44:16,722 --> 00:44:17,856
I'M IN ORLANDO FOR
1549
00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:18,924
TNA WRESTLING.
1550
00:44:18,924 --> 00:44:20,391
WHAT'S UP, SLICK?
1551
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:21,526
THEY HAD ME COME DOWN.
1552
00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:22,894
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT ME,
1553
00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:24,696
SEE IF GEARS START SPINNING FOR
1554
00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:26,531
A POTENTIAL NEW PROJECT -- WITH
1555
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:28,066
WARDROBE, WITH CHARACTER, WITH
1556
00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:28,967
CROWD REACTION.
1557
00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:30,101
I'M SURE THEY'RE PLAYING AROUND
1558
00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:31,536
IN THE TRUCK WITH CAMERA SHOTS.
1559
00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:32,637
WE'RE TRYING TO TEST OUT THIS
1560
00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:33,404
NEW CHARACTER.
1561
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,973
SO, NOW WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF MY
1562
00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:36,207
COMFORT ZONE AND ME AND THEM
1563
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,643
HAVE TO CONSTRUCT NOT HOW -- I
1564
00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:39,610
GUESS, IN TNA, HOW
1565
00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:41,046
SHEIK ABDUL BASHIR WRESTLES BUT
1566
00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:42,247
HOW -- HOW SHAWN DAIVARI
1567
00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:42,948
WRESTLES IN TNA.
1568
00:44:42,948 --> 00:44:44,082
WE'VE NEVER SEEN THAT.
1569
00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:45,650
SO, ME AND PAT HAVE TO PUT OUR
1570
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:46,985
BRAINS TOGETHER AND CONSTRUCT
1571
00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:48,619
THIS NEW GUY.
1572
00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:50,989
SO, THESE ARE, LIKE, THE TRUNKS
1573
00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:53,324
I USE WHEN I DO THE ARAB STUFF.
1574
00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,893
WHEN I'M NOT -- YOU KNOW, DON'T
1575
00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:56,161
WANT THE ARAB HEAT -- I'M JUST
1576
00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:56,995
A REGULAR...
1577
00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:57,428
>> YEAH?
1578
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,897
>> ...PRO WRESTLER, WHICH I'M
1579
00:44:58,897 --> 00:44:59,998
THINKING MAYBE FOR TONIGHT,
1580
00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:01,232
THESE ARE MORE LIKE A
1581
00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:02,768
SCIENCE-FICTION, MILITARY...
1582
00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:03,634
>> THAT'S COOL.
1583
00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:04,669
>> ...TYPE GIMMICK.
1584
00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:05,503
>> THOSE BOOTS?
1585
00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:05,937
>> YEP.
1586
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:06,604
>> WRISTBANDS?
1587
00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:07,572
>> YEP.
1588
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:08,673
>> OKAY. SO, WE KNOW WHAT YOU
1589
00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:09,574
CAN DO AS BEING THE ANTAGONIST.
1590
00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:09,908
>> YEAH.
1591
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:11,576
>> SO, THE THOUGHT PROCESS IS,
1592
00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:12,944
LET'S GET YOU OUT OF YOUR
1593
00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:13,845
COMFORT ZONE.
1594
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:14,479
>> SURE.
1595
00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:16,481
>> WHAT CAN YOU DO -- WHAT CAN
1596
00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:18,616
YOU DELIVER, AS FAR AS BEING A
1597
00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:19,084
FAN FAVORITE?
1598
00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:19,650
>> RIGHT.
1599
00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:20,819
>> WHAT CAN YOU DO -- LET'S SEE
1600
00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:21,452
WHAT YOU CAN DO.
1601
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:22,487
CAN YOU GET THE PEOPLE TO LOVE
1602
00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:22,954
YOU?
1603
00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:23,789
>> YEAH.
1604
00:45:23,789 --> 00:45:24,923
>> PUT YOUR WORKING BOOTS ON...
1605
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:25,456
>> OKAY.
1606
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:26,758
>> ...AND TRY TO, YOU KNOW, GIVE
1607
00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:29,127
US A -- NOT UNNECESSARY ACTION,
1608
00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:30,428
BUT -- BUT ESTABLISH THE
1609
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,496
BOUNDARY...
1610
00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:32,197
>> SURE.
1611
00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:32,798
>> ...AND THEN GO.
1612
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:33,664
>> TIME -- WHAT ARE YOU
1613
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:34,032
THINKING?
1614
00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:34,833
>> I'M THINKING SIX.
1615
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:35,767
>> YOU WANT TO OPEN WITH SIX?
1616
00:45:35,767 --> 00:45:36,101
>> YEAH.
1617
00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:36,968
>> SIX WITH ENTRANCES, FOUR IN
1618
00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:37,602
THE RING?
1619
00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:37,969
>> YEP. YEP.
1620
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:38,536
>> OKAY.
1621
00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:39,670
>> IF YOU DON'T GET THEM THERE,
1622
00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:40,705
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET THEM THERE,
1623
00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:41,006
SO...
1624
00:45:41,006 --> 00:45:41,940
>> YEAH, AND THEN COME RIGHT IN.
1625
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:42,473
>> YEAH.
1626
00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:43,041
>> COOL. ALL RIGHT.
1627
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:43,875
THANKS, "DOUBLE J."
1628
00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:44,309
>> YOU GOT IT.
1629
00:45:44,309 --> 00:45:45,110
>> AND I'LL HOOK UP WITH YOU IN
1630
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:45,844
A COUPLE MINUTES?
1631
00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:46,144
>> YEAH.
1632
00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:46,945
>> ALL RIGHT, COOL.
1633
00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:48,346
>> GOOD. GOOD. SHAVE UP.
1634
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:51,349
SINCE I STARTED WRESTLING, I'VE
1635
00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:54,052
NEVER NOT SHAVEN MY BODY.
1636
00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:55,520
BUT, YOU KNOW, I TRY AND KEEP IT
1637
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,654
UP AND SHAVE IT AND SHAVE
1638
00:45:56,654 --> 00:45:57,823
EVERYTHING 'CAUSE THERE'S
1639
00:45:57,823 --> 00:45:59,124
NOTHING WORSE THAN TRYING TO GO
1640
00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:00,525
OUT THERE AND TELL A STORY AND
1641
00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:01,793
TRY REALLY HARD TO PUT ON A
1642
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:02,961
PERFORMANCE, AND THE ONLY THING
1643
00:46:02,961 --> 00:46:04,229
PEOPLE CAN SCREAM IS, "SHAVE
1644
00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:07,232
YOUR BACK!" OR SOMETHING.
1645
00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:08,834
>> I THINK THAT MEN ARE HAVING
1646
00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:10,201
AN IDENTITY CRISIS, BUT I DON'T
1647
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,502
THINK THAT THEY KNOW IT.
1648
00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:12,971
I THINK THEY'RE JUST FEELING
1649
00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:13,671
UNCOMFORTABLE.
1650
00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:14,705
>> NO, I DON'T THINK MEN ARE
1651
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:15,874
REALLY HAVING AN IDENTITY
1652
00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:16,674
CRISIS.
1653
00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:18,810
I -- IT'S HARD.
1654
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:20,045
I CAN'T REALLY SPEAK FOR ALL --
1655
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,981
ALL GUYS, THOUGH I OFTEN TRY TO.
1656
00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:24,883
>> WHAT HAPPENED WAS IS SOCIETY
1657
00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:26,918
BASICALLY TOLD MEN, "HEY, STOP
1658
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,253
THIS BEHAVIOR.
1659
00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:29,354
STOP BOOZING.
1660
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:30,588
STOP CAROUSING.
1661
00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:31,823
STOP FIGHTING.
1662
00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:32,991
STOP" FILL IN THE BLANK.
1663
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:34,759
"STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.
1664
00:46:34,759 --> 00:46:36,327
STOP ACTING LIKE A MAN,"
1665
00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:40,665
ESSENTIALLY.
1666
00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:42,000
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES A
1667
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,868
MAN?
1668
00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:44,269
>> WHAT MAKES A MAN?
1669
00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:46,872
>> WHAT MAKES A MAN?
1670
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:50,575
>> I WOULD SAY...WHAT MAKES A
1671
00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:52,911
MAN, WHAT -- WHAT CONSTITUTES
1672
00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:55,513
MANNING UP IS TAKING
1673
00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:58,383
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.
1674
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:01,719
THE AGE WHERE YOU STOP RELYING
1675
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,956
ON YOUR FOLKS -- WHOMEVER IT WAS
1676
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:06,191
THAT BROUGHT YOU UP -- AND YOU
1677
00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:08,793
START MAKING YOUR OWN DECISIONS
1678
00:47:08,793 --> 00:47:10,128
ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE GOING, ABOUT
1679
00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:11,529
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1680
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:12,797
WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES
1681
00:47:12,797 --> 00:47:15,867
A MAN?
1682
00:47:15,867 --> 00:47:17,268
>> I WISH I HAD YOUR MANLY
1683
00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:17,903
VOICE.
1684
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:19,204
I WOULD PROBABLY SKIP -- SKIP A
1685
00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:20,138
FEW PEOPLE IN LINE.
1686
00:47:20,138 --> 00:47:21,706
>> OH, COME ON,
1687
00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:21,973
JASON.
1688
00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,074
>> NO, YOU JUST WENT -- YOU'RE
1689
00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,075
GOING LOWER THERE, YOU KNOW?
1690
00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:25,210
>> NO, I'M NOT.
1691
00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:26,477
>> WE'RE NOT DOING TRUCK ADS.
1692
00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:29,280
>> GOT IT.
1693
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,916
>> I THINK -- I THINK YOU'VE
1694
00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:32,817
SAID IT PRETTY WELL -- TAKING
1695
00:47:32,817 --> 00:47:35,453
CARE OF ADULT STUFF.
1696
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:36,487
>> GUYS LIKE
1697
00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:37,588
YOU AND ME -- LET'S FACE IT --
1698
00:47:37,588 --> 00:47:38,924
WE GOOFED AROUND FOR A NUMBER OF
1699
00:47:38,924 --> 00:47:40,325
YEARS.
1700
00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:41,893
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU --
1701
00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:43,228
YOU WERE PROBABLY PLAYING A LOT
1702
00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:44,295
OF GRAB-ASS AND STUFF.
1703
00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:45,130
>> YOU WERE --
1704
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,231
>> I STARTED WORKING PRETTY
1705
00:47:46,231 --> 00:47:46,731
YOUNG.
1706
00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:47,832
>> YEAH, BUT YOU WERE ALL --
1707
00:47:47,832 --> 00:47:49,000
YOU WERE ALL -- YOU WERE ALL
1708
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,768
BANGED UP ON GOOFBALLS IN THOSE
1709
00:47:50,768 --> 00:47:51,802
TIMES, WERE YOU NOT?
1710
00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,171
>> GOOFBALLS -- YOU'RE TALKING
1711
00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:54,505
ABOUT BOOZE AND SOME NARCOTICS?
1712
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,073
>> SURE. SURE.
1713
00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:56,407
>> OKAY. THAT'S FAIR, BUT,
1714
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:57,142
LISTEN, SEE...
1715
00:47:57,943 --> 00:47:59,310
>> ...A GUY'S GOT TO --
1716
00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:01,146
GOT TO -- GOT TO RELAX AFTER
1717
00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:01,646
WORK.
1718
00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:02,780
>> BUT INTERESTING WHAT YOU
1719
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:03,481
SAID -- "A GUY."
1720
00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:06,918
YOU DIDN'T SAY, "A MAN."
1721
00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:08,353
YEAH, THAT'S MY POINT.
1722
00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:10,855
THAT'S MY POINT.
1723
00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:12,357
>> I USED TO GO TO OLD-TIME
1724
00:48:12,357 --> 00:48:14,159
BARBERS, AND THERE'S A COUPLE OF
1725
00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:15,126
GOOD THINGS.
1726
00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:16,928
THEY -- WELL, THERE'S A FEW
1727
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:17,795
THINGS.
1728
00:48:17,795 --> 00:48:19,630
YOU KNOW, THEY GOT THE RAZOR,
1729
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,799
AND THEY GOT THE STROP -- YOU
1730
00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:22,833
KNOW, THE STROP?
1731
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:24,635
I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED A STRAP.
1732
00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:25,971
IT'S CALLED A STROP.
1733
00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,305
I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.
1734
00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:28,873
IT'S A STRAP THAT'S CALLED A
1735
00:48:28,873 --> 00:48:29,274
STROP.
1736
00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:30,141
IT'S CONFUSING.
1737
00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:31,609
BUT, YOU KNOW, WSHH, WSHH,
1738
00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:32,043
WSHH.
1739
00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:33,778
AND WHEN THEY GET THE HOT-FOAM
1740
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:35,780
DISPENSER AND THEY DO THE BACK
1741
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,548
OF YOUR NECK -- LIKE, YOU CAN
1742
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:40,018
HEAR IT ON THE BACK -- IT FEELS
1743
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:40,851
AWESOME.
1744
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:41,886
>> TO SAY THAT SOMEBODY'S LIKE A
1745
00:48:41,886 --> 00:48:43,221
BARBER IS TO SAY THAT SOMEBODY'S
1746
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:43,955
LIKE A STEWARDESS.
1747
00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:45,323
IT'S AN -- IT'S AN ANTIQUATED
1748
00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:45,957
TERM, ALMOST.
1749
00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,325
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT,
1750
00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:49,961
BUT -- "FLIGHT ATTENDANT" OR
1751
00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:50,962
"HAIR STYLIST."
1752
00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:52,397
IT'S ALL PART OF THAT KIND OF
1753
00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:53,798
WATERED-DOWN GEORGE CARLIN
1754
00:48:53,798 --> 00:48:55,900
LANGUAGE THING, RIGHT?
1755
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,969
A BARBER.
1756
00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:06,644
>> IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN
1757
00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:09,347
COME AND BE A MAN FOR AN HOUR,
1758
00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:09,814
YOU KNOW?
1759
00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:13,985
AND, YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE, YOU
1760
00:49:13,985 --> 00:49:15,720
KNOW, AS FAR AS, LIKE, THE
1761
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:19,924
FEMINIST MOVEMENT, I FEEL THAT
1762
00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:22,827
IT KIND OF PUT MEN IN A
1763
00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:24,662
SITUATION TO WHERE, REALLY, THEY
1764
00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:25,997
DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY BELONG
1765
00:49:25,997 --> 00:49:30,668
ANYMORE.
1766
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:32,070
>> THIS IS AN OLD-STYLE SHOP.
1767
00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:33,604
YOU JUST COME IN, 'CAUSE ALL OF
1768
00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,440
US ARE SALON-TRAINED, ALSO, SO,
1769
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,774
PRETTY MUCH, WHATEVER YOU WANT,
1770
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:37,575
WE CAN DO.
1771
00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:38,776
SO, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS TELL
1772
00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:39,877
US WHAT THEY WANT, AND WE'LL
1773
00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:42,280
TAKE CARE OF IT.
1774
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,614
>> YOU KNOW, THERE'S THE TERM
1775
00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:44,415
THAT FLOATS AROUND --
1776
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:45,750
"OLD-SCHOOL," YOU KNOW?
1777
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,518
THIS IS -- THIS IS OLD-SCHOOL.
1778
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,354
THIS IS NO FRILLS.
1779
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:50,788
THIS IS JUST YOU COME IN AND GET
1780
00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:52,290
A HAIRCUT, LISTEN TO SOME GOOD
1781
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:54,725
B.S., AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.
1782
00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:55,726
>> YOU COME IN HERE -- YOU CAN
1783
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:57,128
ACT LIKE A MAN, YOU CAN --
1784
00:49:57,128 --> 00:49:58,963
YOU CAN READ A PLAYBOY BOOK, AND
1785
00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:00,531
YOU CAN TALK POLITICS AND -- AND
1786
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,966
TELL A FEW LIES, YOU KNOW?
1787
00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:02,767
IT'S FUN.
1788
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,102
IT'S AN EXPERIENCE.
1789
00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,270
>> ARE YOU INTO MANSCAPING?
1790
00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:05,936
>> NO, MAN.
1791
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:06,937
THAT'S THE NEW THING, THOUGH.
1792
00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:08,406
THESE -- THESE GUYS DOWN IN
1793
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:09,907
VEGAS, I GUESS -- THEY GO TO
1794
00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:11,709
THESE LADIES TO GET MANSCAPED.
1795
00:50:11,976 --> 00:50:13,211
AND THAT'S DEGRADING TO OUR
1796
00:50:13,211 --> 00:50:14,579
PROFESSION -- THEY'RE DOING
1797
00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:15,946
STUFF LIKE THAT, TO LINK IT IN
1798
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,881
WITH BARBERING.
1799
00:50:16,881 --> 00:50:17,915
>> WHAT DO THEY CALL A PLACE
1800
00:50:17,915 --> 00:50:19,650
LIKE THAT -- THE BUSHWHACKER?
1801
00:50:20,451 --> 00:50:21,952
YOU GET THAT CAMARADERIE, YOU
1802
00:50:21,952 --> 00:50:22,553
KNOW?
1803
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,222
AND IT'S -- IT'S JUST A PLACE
1804
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:26,557
WHERE YOU CAN BE A MAN.
1805
00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:28,393
>> THIS PROFESSOR SAID THE
1806
00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:29,827
BARBERSHOPS ARE THIRD PLACES.
1807
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:32,230
NEXT, TAKE OUT THE RAZOR.
1808
00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:33,664
YOU HAVE YOUR HOME, WHICH IS
1809
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:34,999
ONE, YOU HAVE YOUR WORK, WHICH
1810
00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:36,734
IS TWO, AND THEN A BARBERSHOP IS
1811
00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:37,802
A TYPE OF THIRD PLACE, WHERE
1812
00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:40,905
EVERY GUY COULD GO AND TALK
1813
00:50:40,905 --> 00:50:41,472
AMONGST PEERS.
1814
00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:42,807
AND I THINK IT'S JUST GOOD FOR
1815
00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:43,941
MENTAL HEALTH TO HAVE THAT AS A
1816
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,743
SOCIETY.
1817
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:51,482
>> THAT'S GOOD.
1818
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:52,450
THAT'S A GOOD CUT.
1819
00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:53,451
YOU LIKE IT, RIGHT?
1820
00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:54,119
>> NO DOUBT.
1821
00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:55,686
>> WE REALLY BECOME PART OF THE
1822
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:57,088
EXTENDED FAMILY.
1823
00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:58,923
WE WATCH -- YOU KNOW, WE -- I'VE
1824
00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:00,491
CUT GUYS WHO'VE GONE FROM, YOU
1825
00:51:00,491 --> 00:51:02,127
KNOW, TEENAGEHOOD TO COLLEGE TO
1826
00:51:02,127 --> 00:51:03,794
GETTING MARRIED TO BRINGING
1827
00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:04,962
THEIR FIRST CHILD IN TO GET A
1828
00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:05,763
HAIRCUT.
1829
00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,166
ALTHOUGH IT'S A PLACE WHERE A
1830
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:11,001
LOT OF MEN GO, WOMEN HAVE
1831
00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:12,837
ACTUALLY COME UP TO ME AND SAY,
1832
00:51:12,837 --> 00:51:14,839
"I BRING MY SON TO THIS SHOP TO
1833
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:16,141
BE AROUND MEN"...
1834
00:51:16,141 --> 00:51:18,443
YOU WANT TO BRING THIS DOWN.
1835
00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:19,844
...BECAUSE THEY MAY NOT BE
1836
00:51:19,844 --> 00:51:20,811
AROUND THEIR FATHER.
1837
00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:22,480
SO YOU JUST GROW WITH THEM.
1838
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,014
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE INVITED TO BABY
1839
00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,317
SHOWERS AND WEDDINGS AND -- YOU
1840
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:27,218
KNOW?
1841
00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:28,819
"THIS IS MY BARBER," YOU KNOW?
1842
00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:29,987
SOME PEOPLE EVEN REFER TO ME
1843
00:51:29,987 --> 00:51:31,189
LIKE, "THIS IS ONE OF MY BEST
1844
00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:31,822
FRIENDS."
1845
00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,360
>> I GO SIT IN A CHAIR, AND I'LL
1846
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,328
ALLOW MYSELF TO BE PAMPERED.
1847
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,530
I SIT IN THE SALON CHAIR AND I
1848
00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:41,566
PUT MY HEAD BACK AND I LET
1849
00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:43,634
SOMEBODY SHAVE ME -- MY FACE, MY
1850
00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:45,470
HEAD, EVERYTHING -- AND IT'S
1851
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,037
LIKE A MINI-VACATION.
1852
00:51:47,037 --> 00:51:48,406
>> YOU KNOW, IN D.C., THERE'S A
1853
00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:49,840
BARBER -- ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS
1854
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,142
BARBERSHOPS -- AND A LOT OF
1855
00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:52,210
POLITICIANS GO THERE.
1856
00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:53,711
THEY BURN YOUR HAIR OFF --
1857
00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:55,246
THAT'S THE HAIRCUT IS THEY BURN
1858
00:51:55,246 --> 00:51:56,747
IT.
1859
00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:58,649
YEAH, I ONLY KNOW THIS
1860
00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:00,084
BECAUSE -- WHAT'S THAT ASSHOLE'S
1861
00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:04,021
NAME? -- PAT BUCHANAN --
1862
00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:04,555
HE GOES THERE.
1863
00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:06,023
I'VE HEARD HIM TALK ABOUT IT
1864
00:52:06,023 --> 00:52:09,394
BEFORE.
1865
00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:10,995
>> EVERY GUY'S HAIRCUT IS BASED
1866
00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:12,363
ON ONE HAIRCUT.
1867
00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:13,564
IT'S JUST A BOX.
1868
00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:15,233
YOU PUT A BOX ON SOMEONE'S HEAD
1869
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:17,568
AND THEN TAPER THE BOX IN OR
1870
00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:19,036
ROUND THE BOX OFF.
1871
00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:20,571
SO, IT'S ALL RECYCLED.
1872
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:22,840
>> MOST POPULAR STYLES -- THE
1873
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,210
HIGH AND TIGHT WITH THE
1874
00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:28,279
SLICKED-BACK PART, LOW AND TIGHT
1875
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:30,080
WITH A PUMP -- ALL THE OLD '40s,
1876
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,882
'50s CUTS -- WE'RE REAL KNOWN --
1877
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,951
WELL-KNOWN FOR DOING THEM.
1878
00:52:33,951 --> 00:52:35,019
>> MOST OF THE TIME, WHEN WE
1879
00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:35,953
CONSULT FOR A HAIRCUT, FOR
1880
00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:37,422
EXAMPLE, WE LIKE TO KNOW A
1881
00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:38,856
LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THE HAIR.
1882
00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,425
WE LIKE TO KNOW WHO THEY ARE,
1883
00:52:40,425 --> 00:52:41,892
HOW DO THEY LIVE, WHAT DO THEY
1884
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:43,561
DO, WHAT DESIGNER THEY LIKE TO
1885
00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:45,062
WEAR, IF THEY DO SO, ARE THEY A
1886
00:52:45,062 --> 00:52:46,697
JEANS PERSON, SUIT PERSON, JUST
1887
00:52:46,697 --> 00:52:47,798
TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE GREAT
1888
00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:49,900
HARMONY.
1889
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,135
>> COST OF THINGS -- USUALLY, A
1890
00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:52,370
BASIC HAIRCUT USUALLY RUNS
1891
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,071
AROUND $14.
1892
00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:55,072
ANYTHING ELSE ADDED TO THAT'S
1893
00:52:55,072 --> 00:52:55,973
GONNA RUN YOU A LITTLE BIT
1894
00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:56,974
MORE -- LIKE, IF YOU GET YOUR
1895
00:52:56,974 --> 00:52:59,610
BEARD TRIMMED, ABOUT $19.
1896
00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:00,878
IF I DO A HOT LATHER SHAVE -- WE
1897
00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:02,046
DON'T DO THEM MUCH ANYMORE --
1898
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:02,980
BUT IF I DO, IT'S USUALLY ABOUT
1899
00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,282
10 BUCKS EXTRA.
1900
00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:05,816
>> WE ARE 12 BUCKS FOR A
1901
00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:06,751
HAIRCUT.
1902
00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:07,252
>> HOLD ON.
1903
00:53:07,252 --> 00:53:08,419
MY -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
1904
00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:09,554
MY FOOT'S TOTALLY ASLEEP.
1905
00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:10,921
AND I GOT A BULLET WOUND, TOO.
1906
00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,223
>> THERE IS DIFFERENT CLIENTELE.
1907
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:13,491
THERE'S PEOPLE WHO COME -- SOME
1908
00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:14,759
PEOPLE JUST COME TO SEE US FOR
1909
00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:15,893
A TRIM, SOME FOR A HAIRCUT.
1910
00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:17,127
SOME COME TO SEE US FOR
1911
00:53:17,127 --> 00:53:18,529
COMPLETELY MAKEOVER.
1912
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:27,505
>> MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
1913
00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:28,473
>> GOOD MORNING.
1914
00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:29,507
>> BUONA MATTINA.
1915
00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:32,777
HOW'S EVERYTHING TODAY?
1916
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:37,915
MY NAME IS CARMINE PISACRETA.
1917
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:41,986
TO ME, MY THING IS TO MAKE
1918
00:53:41,986 --> 00:53:43,153
PEOPLE HAPPY.
1919
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:45,956
IF I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY, I LOVE
1920
00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:46,691
IT.
1921
00:53:46,691 --> 00:53:47,992
I'VE BEEN IN THE UNITED STATES
1922
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,295
FOR ABOUT 53 YEARS.
1923
00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:52,029
WHEN A YOUNG GUY, A YOUNG PERSON
1924
00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:53,498
USED TO LOSE THEIR HAIR, IT WAS
1925
00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:55,700
A DISASTER BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT
1926
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,869
THAT THEY HAD NO HAIR AND, FOR
1927
00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:00,271
THEM, LIKE, INCLUDING ME, I FEEL
1928
00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:02,139
MY HAIR'S EVERYTHING FOR ME.
1929
00:54:02,139 --> 00:54:04,842
I'M VAIN, I THINK, LIKE
1930
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:05,976
EVERYBODY ELSE.
1931
00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:07,312
MEN -- A LOT OF PEOPLE, THEY SAY
1932
00:54:07,312 --> 00:54:08,546
THE WOMEN ARE VAIN, BUT I DON'T
1933
00:54:08,546 --> 00:54:08,879
THINK SO.
1934
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:10,047
THE MEN IS MORE VAIN THAN THE
1935
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:10,515
WOMEN.
1936
00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:11,882
>> I THINK WE'RE BECOMING MORE
1937
00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,951
PREOCCUPIED WITH OUR LOOKS.
1938
00:54:13,951 --> 00:54:16,020
I THINK WE ARE BEING TOLD THAT
1939
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,888
OUR -- WHAT WE LOOK LIKE IS NOT
1940
00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:19,857
AS ACCEPTABLE AS IT ONCE WAS.
1941
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,326
>> A GOOD HAIRCUT'S REALLY
1942
00:54:21,326 --> 00:54:22,893
IMPORTANT FOR A GUY.
1943
00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,562
WE JUDGE MEN ON IT.
1944
00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:26,331
AND I'M NOT SAYING IT'S FAIR.
1945
00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:29,166
BUT WE JUDGE HIM ON IT.
1946
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,536
WE DECIDE WHETHER TO GIVE HIM
1947
00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:34,339
OUR NUMBER PARTLY BASED ON IT.
1948
00:54:34,339 --> 00:54:37,074
>> IN REALITY, THE HAIR'S
1949
00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:39,043
HAIR -- MAKE YOU MORE MACHO,
1950
00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:41,479
MAKE YOU MORE A MAN, MAKE YOU
1951
00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:41,912
MORE --
1952
00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:43,881
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING
1953
00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:45,015
ABOUT?
1954
00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:46,484
YOU KNOW, THEY WANT TO
1955
00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:48,486
IMPRESS HER -- YOU KNOW, IMPRESS
1956
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:50,421
THE LADY, THE WOMAN -- WHATEVER,
1957
00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:52,156
WHOEVER THEY ARE.
1958
00:54:52,156 --> 00:54:53,023
>> GET.
1959
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,158
>> I GOT TO BE OPEN IN THE
1960
00:54:54,158 --> 00:54:54,725
FRONT.
1961
00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:55,426
>> IT'S OPEN.
1962
00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:58,028
JUST PUT IT THIS WAY. LOOK.
1963
00:54:58,028 --> 00:54:58,529
>> OKAY.
1964
00:54:58,529 --> 00:55:00,898
>> IT DON'T BOTHER TOO MUCH.
1965
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:02,433
THAT'S IT. AH, SEE?
1966
00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:03,834
>> THE AIR-CONDITIONER'S ON
1967
00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:05,069
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA DIE HERE.
1968
00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:07,938
YEAH, YOU GOT TO DO IT.
1969
00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:08,873
FORGET ABOUT IT. YEAH.
1970
00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:09,807
WE'RE GONNA DIE.
1971
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:14,845
TO BE TOGETHER FOR 48 YEARS --
1972
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:17,515
WE SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER THAN
1973
00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:19,684
WITH OUR OWN WIFE.
1974
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:21,185
>> IN MARRIAGE, IT DON'T LAST
1975
00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:22,687
THAT LONG -- LET'S PUT IT THAT
1976
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:23,287
WAY.
1977
00:55:23,287 --> 00:55:25,222
>> AND IF EVERYBODY'S LIKE THIS,
1978
00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:27,091
LIKE US, BELIEVE ME, THE WORLD
1979
00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:29,360
IS IN DIFFERENT SHAPE.
1980
00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:32,630
AND WE'VE BEEN CUMBAR SINCE --
1981
00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:34,465
HOW OLD IS YOUR KID NOW?
1982
00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:37,034
>> MY -- MY SON IS 30 YEARS OLD.
1983
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:38,803
>> 30 YEARS -- 30 YEARS AGO.
1984
00:55:38,803 --> 00:55:39,604
>> 30 YEARS AGO.
1985
00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:40,871
>> IT WAS ALMOST THE SAME TIME
1986
00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:42,239
WHENEVER WE OPENED THE SHOP
1987
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:42,740
HERE.
1988
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:46,944
>> YEAH.
1989
00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:48,946
>> OKAY. WE CAN NOW USE A STOCK
1990
00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:51,215
PIECE LIKE THIS -- YOU KNOW,
1991
00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:53,618
LOOKS GREAT, LOOKS BEAUTIFUL,
1992
00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:55,319
LOOKS LIKE THE HAIR GROWING,
1993
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:55,986
OKAY?
1994
00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:57,888
THEY'RE GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL.
1995
00:55:57,888 --> 00:55:59,890
SOME OF THE PEOPLE -- THEIR HEAD
1996
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:06,330
IS TOO BIG, TOO SMALL, AND WE
1997
00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:07,665
CAN'T USE THESE THINGS.
1998
00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:09,767
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE A CUSTOM-MADE.
1999
00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:15,506
AND...YOU SEE DIFFERENT SIZE.
2000
00:56:15,506 --> 00:56:18,075
YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IS IT, HOW
2001
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:19,977
SMALL, DIFFERENT SHAPE.
2002
00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:22,179
IN THIS BUSINESS, YOU GOT TO BE
2003
00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:22,847
EVERYTHING.
2004
00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:23,948
YOU GOT TO BE A DESIGNER.
2005
00:56:23,948 --> 00:56:25,082
YOU GOT TO BE A TAILOR.
2006
00:56:25,082 --> 00:56:27,885
YOU GOT TO BE A -- YOU NAME IT.
2007
00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:38,128
>> AND WHAT IS THIS -- LIKE A
2008
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:39,830
FIBERGLASS MOLD OR...
2009
00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:41,966
>> YES, IT'S PLASTER OF PARIS...
2010
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:42,800
>> OH.
2011
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,202
>> ...'CAUSE WE'RE DOING THIS
2012
00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:49,206
BECAUSE DOING THIS COME
2013
00:56:49,206 --> 00:56:50,374
PERFECTION.
2014
00:56:50,374 --> 00:56:52,543
AND I THINK YOU -- A PERSON LIKE
2015
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:54,011
YOU WANTS TO BE PERFECT.
2016
00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:55,946
I HOPE SO.
2017
00:56:55,946 --> 00:56:59,216
>> FITTED TO YOUR HEAD.
2018
00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:00,651
I'M SORRY IF IT'S A LITTLE BIT
2019
00:57:00,651 --> 00:57:03,988
UNCOMFORTABLE UNTIL --
2020
00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:05,856
IT'S TEMPORARY.
2021
00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:07,191
IT'S OKAY WITH YOU?
2022
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:09,059
>> YEAH.
2023
00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:14,899
>> OKAY.
2024
00:57:14,899 --> 00:57:20,337
THE WATER GOT TO BE WARM.
2025
00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:22,039
WE'RE GONNA MAKE TWO COATS OF
2026
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:23,574
IT.
2027
00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:27,011
PLASTER OF PARIS...SO IT'S GONNA
2028
00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:29,714
BE HARD.
2029
00:57:29,714 --> 00:57:31,516
OKAY. THEN YOU FINISH, DRY
2030
00:57:31,516 --> 00:57:34,418
GOOD...
2031
00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:36,887
PROBABLY IN A FEW -- 15 MINUTES.
2032
00:57:36,887 --> 00:57:37,187
>> OKAY.
2033
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:37,855
>> OKAY?
2034
00:57:37,855 --> 00:57:38,222
>> OKAY.
2035
00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:39,023
>> YOU WANT A COFFEE?
2036
00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:40,925
YOU WANT A MAGAZINE TO READ, A
2037
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:41,926
NEWSPAPER?
2038
00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:42,893
>> I'M OKAY.
2039
00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:45,129
>> OKAY.
2040
00:57:52,002 --> 00:57:53,403
>> I HAVE BEEN LOSING MY HAIR
2041
00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:55,439
SINCE I WAS LIKE 16.
2042
00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:57,842
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN -- LIKE, AND
2043
00:57:57,842 --> 00:58:00,110
I -- IT WAS, LIKE, DEVASTATING
2044
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,579
BACK THEN BECAUSE I WAS REALLY
2045
00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:02,179
INTO MY HAIR.
2046
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:04,882
AND -- AND THIS WAS, LIKE, RIGHT
2047
00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:06,517
WHEN ROGAINE WAS COMING OUT.
2048
00:58:06,951 --> 00:58:08,218
AND I ACTUALLY GREW UP IN
2049
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:09,453
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN, WHERE
2050
00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:10,287
ROGAINE WAS MADE.
2051
00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:12,890
SO, LIKE, THE DOCTOR WAS LIKE,
2052
00:58:12,890 --> 00:58:14,091
"WELL, I CAN PUT YOU ON
2053
00:58:14,091 --> 00:58:14,859
ROGAINE."
2054
00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:16,260
BUT I WAS JUST LIKE, "I CAN'T BE
2055
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:17,061
16 AND ON ROGAINE."
2056
00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:18,428
SO I DECIDED JUST TO, LIKE, TAKE
2057
00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:20,230
MY CHANCES AT THAT POINT.
2058
00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:23,901
>> THAT'S WHY -- LIKE, SEE, FROM
2059
00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:24,735
THE FRONT, I LOOK LIKE I'M
2060
00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:26,036
ROCKING HAIR.
2061
00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:28,038
AND SO, IN MY HEAD, I'M NOT
2062
00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:30,274
BALDING, 'CAUSE I DON'T SEE IT.
2063
00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:31,742
BUT IT'S -- IT'S HAPPENING
2064
00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:33,243
QUICKLY, BUT IT'S FROM THE BACK,
2065
00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:34,645
MOVING FORWARD.
2066
00:58:34,645 --> 00:58:36,246
>> MICHAEL JORDAN DID AMAZING
2067
00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:38,983
THINGS FOR MEN BY SAYING, "YOU
2068
00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:40,250
DON'T HAVE TO HAVE THAT KIND OF
2069
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,118
BOZO THE CLOWN THING.
2070
00:58:41,118 --> 00:58:42,386
YOU CAN SHAVE OFF YOUR HAIR AND
2071
00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:44,922
BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, A CUE BALL,"
2072
00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:47,257
LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW, "AND -- AND
2073
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:48,392
BE FINE."
2074
00:58:48,392 --> 00:58:49,894
>> MICHAEL JORDAN, ONE OF THE
2075
00:58:49,894 --> 00:58:51,962
IDOLS -- EVERYBODY THINKS
2076
00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:53,931
MICHAEL JORDAN, BUT NOT
2077
00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:56,266
EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD, YOU KNOW,
2078
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,402
BECAUSE A LOT OF THEM -- THEY
2079
00:58:58,402 --> 00:59:00,771
LOOK TERRIBLE, ESPECIALLY FOR
2080
00:59:00,771 --> 00:59:02,773
PEOPLE -- THEY HAVE A LONG NOSE
2081
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:03,774
AND BIG EARS.
2082
00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:05,442
THERE'S MORE HEAD.
2083
00:59:05,442 --> 00:59:07,011
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
2084
00:59:07,011 --> 00:59:08,613
AND WHEN THEY TELL US -- US --
2085
00:59:08,613 --> 00:59:10,480
AND SAY, "WE LOOK COOL," I DON'T
2086
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,949
THINK THEY LOOK THAT COOL.
2087
00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:14,685
VERY FEW PEOPLE LOOK GOOD.
2088
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:17,822
IF YOU GOT A ROUND, BIG HEAD,
2089
00:59:17,822 --> 00:59:21,025
FLAT NOSE, SMALL EARS -- THEY
2090
00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:22,092
LOOK GOOD.
2091
00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:24,494
BUT THE REST -- IT'S RIDICULOUS.
2092
00:59:24,494 --> 00:59:26,797
>> IT WAS MAGNIFICENT BECAUSE
2093
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:29,533
CARMINE REALLY -- I GOT TO --
2094
00:59:29,533 --> 00:59:31,268
WHEN I CAME FROM ITALY AND MY
2095
00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,103
COUSIN ORIGINALLY WORKED FOR
2096
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:34,271
ANOTHER BROTHER, WHICH THEY HAVE
2097
00:59:34,271 --> 00:59:34,872
TWO LOCATIONS.
2098
00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:36,440
THEY HAD TWO LOCATIONS.
2099
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,108
BUT WE'RE REALLY ALIKE -- IT WAS
2100
00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:40,678
CARMINE, BECAUSE CARMINE
2101
00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:42,512
REALLY -- HE HAD TO WAIT AND
2102
00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:43,881
TAKE CARE OF THE CUSTOMER.
2103
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:45,515
HE LOVED HIS WORK.
2104
00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:47,117
IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS,
2105
00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:49,687
CARMINE -- HE ALWAYS -- HE WANTS
2106
00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,188
TO IMPROVE HIMSELF.
2107
00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:53,557
AND HE TOOK CARE OF THAT ON --
2108
00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:54,992
ON MY PART, YOU KNOW?
2109
00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:56,961
BECAUSE HE SAID, "JOHNNY, DON'T
2110
00:59:56,961 --> 00:59:58,562
LISTEN TO THE OTHER GUYS."
2111
00:59:58,562 --> 01:00:00,564
YOU KNOW, AND EVEN THE BOSS HAD
2112
01:00:00,564 --> 01:00:04,001
TOLD ME, "YOU ARE GOOD.
2113
01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:05,535
DON'T LET NOBODY PUT IT DOWN,"
2114
01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:06,871
BECAUSE THEY -- YOU KNOW, EVEN
2115
01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:09,339
IF OTHERS ARE IMPROVING WITH,
2116
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:11,241
YOU KNOW, WHAT WAS AT THAT TIME
2117
01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:12,977
THE STYLE.
2118
01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:16,046
AND THAT'S THE WAY WE -- REALLY,
2119
01:00:16,046 --> 01:00:19,149
WE STARTED THERE.
2120
01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:20,350
>> FILL THIS IN.
2121
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,852
THESE PIECES ARE BEAUTIFUL.
2122
01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:23,520
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
2123
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:24,822
YOU CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR
2124
01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:25,155
COMBED.
2125
01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,023
>> MAGNIFICENT.
2126
01:00:26,023 --> 01:00:26,891
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE, BEFORE, USED
2127
01:00:26,891 --> 01:00:28,759
TO BE A TOUPEE, THEN USED TO BE
2128
01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:31,528
A PIECE, THEN USED TO BE A
2129
01:00:31,528 --> 01:00:32,196
SYSTEM.
2130
01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:33,597
AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL
2131
01:00:33,597 --> 01:00:35,165
ABOUT -- A SYSTEM, YOU KNOW, WE
2132
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,066
PUT ON THE HEAD.
2133
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:37,234
AND AT THAT TIME, IT WAS A LOT
2134
01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:38,936
MORE THICK -- NOT LIKE TODAY.
2135
01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:41,438
TODAY YOU CANNOT EVEN TELL THEY
2136
01:00:41,438 --> 01:00:43,040
WEAR SOMETHING NOW.
2137
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,275
AMAZING THE WAY THE -- THE
2138
01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:48,278
INDUSTRY CHANGE.
2139
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:51,882
THE TECHNOLOGY IS UNBELIEVABLE.
2140
01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:52,883
AND THEY HAVE NO REASON -- THE
2141
01:00:52,883 --> 01:00:55,385
PEOPLE -- THEY HAVE NO HAIR --
2142
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,087
NOT TO WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
2143
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:59,256
BECAUSE, TO ME, THEY LOOK GREAT.
2144
01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:01,058
WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOHN?
2145
01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:02,893
>> WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT THE --
2146
01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:04,962
WELL, IT'S -- THOSE DAYS ARE
2147
01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:06,463
ALL -- WHAT CARMINE IS TALKING
2148
01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:09,934
ABOUT -- WAS STRICTLY WIG USING
2149
01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:11,936
TAPE ON -- YOU KNOW -- IT'S LIKE
2150
01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:14,438
A DOUBLE-FACED TAPE.
2151
01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:16,040
>> JOHN, WE USED TO DO A WIG...
2152
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:16,640
>> YEAH, THEN --
2153
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:17,541
>> ...IN 1950.
2154
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,909
>> YEAH, NO. I'M JUST SAYING.
2155
01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:19,543
>> RIGHT.
2156
01:01:19,543 --> 01:01:20,911
>> AT THE BEGINNING, BEFORE NOW,
2157
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:22,146
AND THEN IT CAME TO THE WIG.
2158
01:01:22,146 --> 01:01:23,613
>> WE GOT INTO THE WIG VERY
2159
01:01:23,613 --> 01:01:23,881
FAST.
2160
01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:25,415
>> VERY FAST -- WE GOT INTO THE
2161
01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:25,950
WIG.
2162
01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,051
>> YOU DON'T SEE NOTHING.
2163
01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:28,152
YOU DON'T SEE NOTHING --
2164
01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,386
NOTHING.
2165
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,655
I'M SO HAPPY.
2166
01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:35,893
OH, SO, IT MATCHES PERFECT.
2167
01:01:35,893 --> 01:01:37,127
>> I CAN ONLY SEE IT FROM HERE,
2168
01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:37,661
BUT --
2169
01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:38,929
>> MAKE SURE YOU CALL YOUR WIFE
2170
01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:40,097
BEFORE YOU GO HOME.
2171
01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:41,899
>> SHE'S GONNA BE SHOCKED.
2172
01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:43,467
>> SHE MIGHT NOT LET YOU IN.
2173
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:44,468
>> YEAH.
2174
01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:45,736
>> MAYBE SHE NO RECOGNIZE YOU.
2175
01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:47,972
>> OH, MY GOD.
2176
01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:50,674
THAT'S GOT TO BE REALLY -- OH,
2177
01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:52,176
MY GOD.
2178
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:53,978
I LOVE IT.
2179
01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:57,081
>> IT WAS THE BIGGEST EVENT IN
2180
01:01:57,081 --> 01:01:57,681
MY LIFE.
2181
01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:59,083
>> YEAH, YEAH.
2182
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,051
>> FORGET IT. IT WASN'T...
2183
01:02:01,318 --> 01:02:02,753
>> HE WAS AGAINST ALL THE
2184
01:02:02,753 --> 01:02:04,454
NATIONS, AND THEY -- THEY WENT
2185
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,690
TO CONTESTS FROM ALL OVER THE
2186
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:07,191
WORLD.
2187
01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:09,526
AND WHEN THEY CALL HIM -- OH, MY
2188
01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:11,628
GOD -- HE WAS ALL THE WAY UP.
2189
01:02:11,628 --> 01:02:13,463
I DON'T KNOW -- HE FLEW OR --
2190
01:02:13,463 --> 01:02:14,865
HE JUMPED OVER.
2191
01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:18,268
IT WAS THE MOST EXCITING AND
2192
01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:19,536
JOYFUL THING.
2193
01:02:19,536 --> 01:02:21,471
AND FOR ME AND FOR ALL THESE
2194
01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:23,507
PEOPLE THAT WERE THERE -- THEY
2195
01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:24,708
REALLY LOVE IT.
2196
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:26,476
>> IT'S GREAT MEMORIES -- GREAT.
2197
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:27,878
>> GREAT MEMORIES, YES.
2198
01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:28,979
YOU WILL ACCOMPLISH WHAT YOU
2199
01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:30,180
WANT IN LIFE.
2200
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,349
YAHWEH HAS A PURPOSE FOR EACH
2201
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:33,717
AND EVERY ONE OF US IN THIS
2202
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:34,218
LIFE.
2203
01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:35,820
I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE EVERYTHING
2204
01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:37,487
YOU'RE DOING AND YOU DO IT WITH
2205
01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:38,055
YOUR HEART.
2206
01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:40,057
YOU REALLY PUT YOURSELF IN.
2207
01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:41,458
AND THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
2208
01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:43,060
YOU, AND THAT'S WHAT -- THAT'S
2209
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:46,063
WHY I AM WITH YOU UNTIL, YOU
2210
01:02:46,063 --> 01:02:47,164
KNOW, WE'RE GONNA BE HERE TO
2211
01:02:47,164 --> 01:02:47,965
THIS EARTH.
2212
01:02:47,965 --> 01:02:48,999
>> UNDER THE GROUND.
2213
01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:49,800
>> OKAY?
2214
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,035
>> THANK YOU.
2215
01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:53,637
>> THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU
2216
01:02:53,637 --> 01:02:54,171
DO FOR EVERYBODY.
2217
01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:55,172
>> YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL GOOD.
2218
01:02:55,172 --> 01:02:56,006
>> NO, THAT'S TRUE.
2219
01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:57,808
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
2220
01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:07,351
>> I THINK THAT...YOU KNOW,
2221
01:03:07,351 --> 01:03:10,054
WOMEN WANT -- FIRST OF ALL, THEY
2222
01:03:10,054 --> 01:03:12,156
WANT THEIR MAN TO BE HAPPY.
2223
01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:15,659
AND -- OH, MY GOD.
2224
01:03:15,659 --> 01:03:17,828
THIS -- THIS IS THE KIND OF
2225
01:03:17,828 --> 01:03:19,229
THING THAT ALLOWS ME TO DO WHAT
2226
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:22,432
I DO -- COME AND GETTING A GOOD
2227
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:23,033
RUBDOWN.
2228
01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:24,268
>> LIKE, IF YOU TAKE CARE OF
2229
01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:27,872
NUMBER ONE, THEN YOU'RE ABLE TO
2230
01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,007
BE A BETTER PARTNER.
2231
01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:31,041
>> A REAL MAN...
2232
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:31,909
>> IS ACCOUNTABLE.
2233
01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:32,676
>> YEP.
2234
01:03:32,676 --> 01:03:34,411
>> AND HE -- AND HE OWNS IT, AND
2235
01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:35,880
HE DEALS WITH CONSEQUENCES.
2236
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,381
>> AND HE IS ABLE TO BE
2237
01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:39,016
COMFORTABLE -- NO MATTER WHAT
2238
01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:41,251
HIS SITUATION IS, HE'S LIKE,
2239
01:03:41,251 --> 01:03:42,419
"HEY, I'M COMFORTABLE WITH
2240
01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:43,053
THAT."
2241
01:03:43,053 --> 01:03:43,553
>> RIGHT.
2242
01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:44,721
>> YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY --
2243
01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:46,390
OH, THANK YOU.
2244
01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:47,925
>> DID YOU TIRE OUT?
2245
01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:48,893
>> I WAS ACTUALLY, WEIRDLY, A
2246
01:03:48,893 --> 01:03:50,060
LITTLE UNNERVED ABOUT THAT
2247
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,395
MOMENT.
2248
01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:52,629
>> YOU WANT TO TRY A -- TRY A
2249
01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:54,064
LITTLE CHOPPING, REBECCA?
2250
01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:55,199
'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE BIT MORE OF
2251
01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:55,632
A MAN.
2252
01:03:55,632 --> 01:03:56,266
I CAN HANDLE THAT.
2253
01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:57,801
OH, THAT'S NICE.
2254
01:03:57,801 --> 01:03:58,802
THAT'S NICE.
2255
01:03:58,802 --> 01:04:00,104
CAN TAKE IT. I'M A MAN.
2256
01:04:00,104 --> 01:04:01,438
>> WELL, I CAN TAKE IT, TOO.
2257
01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:03,040
GO AHEAD, VANITY. DO IT AGAIN.
2258
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:03,740
I'M GOOD. GO BACK.
2259
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:04,274
I CAN TAKE IT.
2260
01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:05,242
LOOK AT THAT.
2261
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:07,811
OHH, LOOK AT THAT.
2262
01:04:07,811 --> 01:04:09,779
ALL YOU GOT, VANITY.
2263
01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:10,915
OPEN 'ER UP.
2264
01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:11,982
OH, YEAH.
2265
01:04:11,982 --> 01:04:13,117
LOOK AT THAT.
2266
01:04:13,117 --> 01:04:14,618
GOING TO TOWN.
2267
01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:15,920
NOTHING. MY FACE -- NOTHING.
2268
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,988
>> HARDER, REBECCA.
2269
01:04:17,988 --> 01:04:19,556
>> DON'T HOLD BACK, VANITY.
2270
01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:20,657
>> COULD YOU GET UP THERE AND
2271
01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:21,058
WALK ON ME?
2272
01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:22,059
>> OH, YEAH. HERE WE GO.
2273
01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,460
>> DO YOU WANT TO WALK ON ME?
2274
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,395
>> YEAH, SURE.
2275
01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:26,964
OHH.
2276
01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:27,898
>> THERE IT IS.
2277
01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:28,933
DON'T YOU GET UP ON THAT TABLE.
2278
01:04:28,933 --> 01:04:29,934
>> I CAN GET UP ON THAT TABLE.
2279
01:04:29,934 --> 01:04:31,001
>> DON'T YOU GET UP ON THAT
2280
01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:31,268
TABLE.
2281
01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:32,269
>> DON'T GET UP ON THAT TABLE?
2282
01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:33,270
>> DO YOU WANT TO SEE HER WALK
2283
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:33,938
ON YOUR BACK?
2284
01:04:33,938 --> 01:04:34,404
>> NO, I DON'T.
2285
01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:35,405
>> I'M NOT GONNA WALK ON YOUR
2286
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:36,006
BACK.
2287
01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:36,974
>> OH, SHE'S GONNA GO AHEAD AND
2288
01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:37,407
MOUNT.
2289
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:38,342
THAT MEANS SHE CAN GET MORE
2290
01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:39,443
LEVERAGE, 'CAUSE I CAN TAKE A
2291
01:04:39,443 --> 01:04:39,977
LITTLE BIT MORE.
2292
01:04:39,977 --> 01:04:41,145
>> OH, HERE WE GO. LOOK AT THAT.
2293
01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:42,812
>> THERE IT IS.
2294
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:45,082
I GOT THE MAN'S MASSAGE TODAY.
2295
01:04:45,082 --> 01:04:45,749
>> DO YOU?
2296
01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:46,283
>> YEAH.
2297
01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:47,751
>> 'CAUSE, FROM WHERE I'M
2298
01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:50,420
SITTING, YOU'RE ON BOTTOM.
2299
01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:54,491
>> I THINK YOU TRY TO LOOK GOOD
2300
01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:58,495
TO MEET A WOMAN OR YOU TRY TO
2301
01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:00,464
LOOK GOOD SO THE WOMAN DOESN'T
2302
01:05:00,464 --> 01:05:01,932
RUN AWAY.
2303
01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:03,968
BUT THE LOOKING GOOD FOR
2304
01:05:03,968 --> 01:05:08,505
YOURSELF I FIND UP.
2305
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:12,042
>> A TREMENDOUS, TREMENDOUS
2306
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:14,945
AMOUNT OF MY IDENTITY IS
2307
01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:16,713
BROADCAST THROUGH MY LOOK.
2308
01:05:16,713 --> 01:05:17,948
>> I DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN
2309
01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:19,116
TELL ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE'S
2310
01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:20,017
CHARACTERS FROM THE WAY THAT
2311
01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:20,650
THEY LOOK.
2312
01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:21,952
>> IMAGE IS EVERYTHING.
2313
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,353
>> I THINK A SUCCESSFUL MAN
2314
01:05:23,353 --> 01:05:24,888
COULD BE DEFINED IN A HUNDRED
2315
01:05:24,888 --> 01:05:28,625
DIFFERENT WAYS.
2316
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,961
THAT'S...
2317
01:05:30,961 --> 01:05:31,962
>> I THINK WOMEN ARE WAY MORE
2318
01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:33,130
CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR LOOKS.
2319
01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:34,664
>> PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE TO KIND
2320
01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:36,033
OF KNOW WHO YOU ARE FIRST IF
2321
01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:37,334
YOU'RE GONNA -- IF YOU'RE GONNA
2322
01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:38,002
DO THAT.
2323
01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:39,903
>> WELL, I WILL SAY THAT
2324
01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:42,172
SUCCESSFUL MEN HAVE SWAGGER.
2325
01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:43,473
>> I THINK IF IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
2326
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:46,676
TRIED REALLY HARD, YEAH, I THINK
2327
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:47,744
IT LOOKS SORT OF BAD.
2328
01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:51,648
>> FIRST IMPRESSIONS SAYS
2329
01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:54,018
EVERYTHING, OR DOES IT?
2330
01:05:54,018 --> 01:05:57,221
CAN WE REALLY TELL WHO A PERSON
2331
01:05:57,221 --> 01:05:59,123
IS BY JUST LOOKING AT THEM?
2332
01:06:04,894 --> 01:06:09,566
>> MY PERSONALITY, MY CONFIDENCE
2333
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:11,835
IS DERIVED FROM MY LOOKS.
2334
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:16,040
WHEN I FEEL LIKE I LOOK GREAT,
2335
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,541
I FEEL FEARLESS.
2336
01:06:17,841 --> 01:06:19,109
WE ALL KNOW THAT IT WORKS FOR
2337
01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:22,079
WOMEN, SO WHY NOT WORK FOR MEN?
2338
01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,280
SO, THIS IS WHAT I USED TO LOOK
2339
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,682
LIKE AS A TEENAGER.
2340
01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:28,385
AND THIS WAS A DIFFICULT TIME
2341
01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:31,455
IN -- IN MY LIFE.
2342
01:06:31,455 --> 01:06:32,556
MNH.
2343
01:06:32,556 --> 01:06:34,791
WHEN WE MOVED INTO THE AREA THAT
2344
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,926
WE LIVED, WE WERE THE ONLY SIKH
2345
01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:38,928
FAMILY, SO I WAS THE ONLY GUY IN
2346
01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:42,699
SCHOOL THAT, ONE, HAD A TURBAN
2347
01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:43,867
THAT -- MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN
2348
01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:44,968
KNOW WHAT RELIGION I WAS.
2349
01:06:44,968 --> 01:06:46,036
THEY'D NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.
2350
01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:46,703
AND, TWO...
2351
01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:47,937
I TALKED LIKE
2352
01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:49,073
THIS, SO IT WAS LIKE, "HELLO.
2353
01:06:49,073 --> 01:06:49,639
HOW ARE YOU?"
2354
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:50,907
SO, IT WASN'T A
2355
01:06:50,907 --> 01:06:52,976
FUN EXPERIENCE BY ANY MEANS.
2356
01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:55,545
I HAD MY TURBAN TILL I WAS
2357
01:06:55,545 --> 01:06:57,147
ABOUT -- HMM -- I WOULD SAY THE
2358
01:06:57,147 --> 01:06:59,316
AGE OF 16.
2359
01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:00,450
CAN I PUT GEL IN YOUR HAIR?
2360
01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:01,085
>> YES.
2361
01:07:01,085 --> 01:07:03,087
>> OUT OF FEAR OF DISAPPOINTING
2362
01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,488
MY PARENTS, I CUT MY HAIR
2363
01:07:04,488 --> 01:07:06,290
GRADUALLY.
2364
01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:10,127
>> HE USED TO WEAR A WHITE
2365
01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:11,295
PATKA, WE CALL IT.
2366
01:07:11,295 --> 01:07:12,662
IT'S A SMALL TURBAN KIND OF A
2367
01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:13,597
THING.
2368
01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,432
AND PEOPLE USED TO CALL HIM
2369
01:07:15,432 --> 01:07:17,101
"WHITE HEAD" IN SCHOOL.
2370
01:07:17,101 --> 01:07:18,268
>> YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET INTO
2371
01:07:18,268 --> 01:07:19,769
YOUR TEENAGE YEARS, YOU KIND OF
2372
01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:20,904
START TO KIND OF THINK ABOUT,
2373
01:07:20,904 --> 01:07:22,339
"OKAY, WE WANT TO DO WHAT OTHER
2374
01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:23,140
KIDS DO."
2375
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,574
AND I THINK WE WERE ALL GOING
2376
01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:25,642
THROUGH THE SAME THING, YOU
2377
01:07:25,642 --> 01:07:26,510
KNOW, AT THE SAME TIME.
2378
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,011
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO
2379
01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:29,146
CUT MY HAIR, AND MY SISTER
2380
01:07:29,146 --> 01:07:30,814
WANTED TO CUT HER HAIR.
2381
01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,282
RICK WAS THE LAST ONE.
2382
01:07:32,282 --> 01:07:33,983
>> AND I WENT -- I REMEMBER I
2383
01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:36,019
WENT TO THE MALL, AND I HAD MY
2384
01:07:36,019 --> 01:07:37,187
BRAID, AND HE SAID, "WHAT KIND
2385
01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:38,355
OF HAIRCUT DO YOU WANT?"
2386
01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:39,289
I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
2387
01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:41,024
JUST TAKE A SCISSOR AND...CLIP
2388
01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:41,325
THAT."
2389
01:07:41,325 --> 01:07:45,129
AFTER I CUT MY HAIR, I STARTED
2390
01:07:45,129 --> 01:07:48,165
BEING MORE ACCEPTED INTO THE
2391
01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:50,500
SOCIETY THAT WE LIVE IN TODAY,
2392
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,502
AND AS I BECAME MORE ACCEPTED,
2393
01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:54,138
MY PERSONALITY STARTED TO
2394
01:07:54,138 --> 01:07:55,172
CHANGE.
2395
01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:56,306
EVERYTHING.
2396
01:07:58,108 --> 01:07:59,343
IF I'M WEARING A SUIT, THE
2397
01:07:59,343 --> 01:08:00,544
HAIRSTYLE IS THEN SLIGHTLY
2398
01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:01,311
SOPHISTICATED.
2399
01:08:01,311 --> 01:08:03,012
IF I'M WEARING A TRENDY OUTFIT,
2400
01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:04,314
THE HAIR IS DONE DIFFERENTLY --
2401
01:08:04,314 --> 01:08:05,149
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
2402
01:08:05,149 --> 01:08:06,550
AND, ALSO, YOU KNOW, YOU GET
2403
01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:08,518
TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOURSELF.
2404
01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:09,986
SO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING
2405
01:08:09,986 --> 01:08:11,288
THAT YOU SEE SOMEONE DIFFERENT
2406
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:13,056
EVERY DAY AND IT'S A UNIQUE
2407
01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:14,191
EXPERIENCE -- NOT ONLY FOR YOU,
2408
01:08:14,191 --> 01:08:15,492
FOR THE PEOPLE LOOKING AT YOU,
2409
01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:17,461
AS WELL.
2410
01:08:24,168 --> 01:08:26,403
I PERSONALLY THINK I LOOK
2411
01:08:26,403 --> 01:08:27,137
MASCULINE.
2412
01:08:27,137 --> 01:08:29,139
YOU KNOW, WHAT ONE PERSON
2413
01:08:29,139 --> 01:08:32,142
DEFINES AS MASCULINITY IS NOT
2414
01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:33,677
WHAT SOMEONE ELSE MAY DEFINE AS
2415
01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:36,213
MASCULINITY.
2416
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,515
I LIKE DOING MASCULINE THINGS.
2417
01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:39,816
I LIKE SPORTS.
2418
01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:41,084
I LIKE EVERYTHING THAT A NORMAL
2419
01:08:41,084 --> 01:08:43,420
GUY LIKES, EXCEPT THAT I JUST
2420
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,088
LIKE GROOMING, YOU KNOW?
2421
01:08:45,088 --> 01:08:46,556
I LIKE GOING TO THE SALON.
2422
01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:47,891
I LIKE TAKING CARE OF MYSELF.
2423
01:08:47,891 --> 01:08:49,493
SO, FOR ME, THAT'S ALSO VERY
2424
01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:50,059
MASCULINE.
2425
01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:51,060
>> I DEFINITELY THINK THERE'S --
2426
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,162
MEN ARE BECOMING MORE VAIN.
2427
01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:54,264
AND YOU CAN ATTRIBUTE THAT TO A
2428
01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:55,098
LOT OF REASONS.
2429
01:08:55,098 --> 01:08:57,401
YOU KNOW, MEN'S MAGAZINES ARE
2430
01:08:57,401 --> 01:08:58,902
PLAYING UP ON THE INSECURITIES
2431
01:08:58,902 --> 01:09:00,003
OF MEN, MUCH LIKE WOMEN'S
2432
01:09:00,003 --> 01:09:01,438
MAGAZINES HAVE DONE FOR SO MANY
2433
01:09:01,438 --> 01:09:03,039
YEARS -- ABOUT THEIR BODY IMAGE,
2434
01:09:03,039 --> 01:09:03,907
THE WAY THEY LOOK.
2435
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:04,941
YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T LOOK --
2436
01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:05,909
IF YOU'RE NOT FIT, YOU DON'T
2437
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,043
HAVE THE SIX-PACK ABS, YOU DON'T
2438
01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:08,111
HAVE, YOU KNOW, GOOD SKIN,
2439
01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:09,279
YOU'RE NOT GONNA -- YOU'RE NOT
2440
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:10,547
GONNA BE LUCKY WITH THE LADIES,
2441
01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:11,748
SO YOU HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS.
2442
01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:13,450
>> MEN'S HEALT MAGAZINE TREATS
2443
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:15,051
MEN THE WAY WOMEN'S MAGAZINES
2444
01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:16,786
TREAT FEMALE READERS, WHICH IS
2445
01:09:16,786 --> 01:09:19,088
TO SAY, YOU KNOW, "GET WASHBOARD
2446
01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:19,523
ABS.
2447
01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:20,524
LOSE 10 POUNDS.
2448
01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:21,925
DUMP THAT GIRLFRIEND.
2449
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:23,593
CHANGE YOUR LOOK -- HOW TO BE
2450
01:09:23,593 --> 01:09:24,361
BETTER."
2451
01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:26,062
AND MEN FLOCK TO IT.
2452
01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:27,797
>> IF I WAS TO SAY, FROM A SCALE
2453
01:09:27,797 --> 01:09:30,934
TO 1 TO 10, HOW DO I FEEL OR HOW
2454
01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:32,969
DO I THINK I LOOK?
2455
01:09:32,969 --> 01:09:35,472
MM, I WOULD SAY ABOUT A 6.
2456
01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:36,273
>> I DON'T KNOW.
2457
01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:37,641
1 TO 10? IT DEPENDS.
2458
01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:40,610
I THINK...
2459
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:41,978
I TRY NOT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR
2460
01:09:41,978 --> 01:09:42,446
THAT OFTEN.
2461
01:09:42,446 --> 01:09:44,080
I STOPPED DOING THAT A LONG TIME
2462
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,650
AGO...WHICH IS VAIN WITHIN
2463
01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:47,617
ITSELF.
2464
01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:51,588
BUT...
2465
01:09:51,588 --> 01:09:53,122
TO CERTAIN PEOPLE, I PROBABLY AM
2466
01:09:53,122 --> 01:09:55,259
A 1, AND THEN, TO OTHER PEOPLES,
2467
01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:57,927
I'M A STRONG 2.
2468
01:09:57,927 --> 01:09:59,596
AND THEN I DON'T THINK -- I
2469
01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:00,797
DON'T THINK I'VE GONE PAST
2470
01:10:00,797 --> 01:10:03,267
2 1/2.
2471
01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:05,235
TOO BAD.
2472
01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:07,271
>> BEAUTY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT
2473
01:10:07,271 --> 01:10:07,904
ENDS.
2474
01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:10,940
IT'S IN CONSTANT EVOLUTION.
2475
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:12,676
I WANTED TO GET A MANICURE
2476
01:10:12,676 --> 01:10:13,009
TODAY.
2477
01:10:13,009 --> 01:10:15,011
IT -- IT'S A LIFELONG THING
2478
01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:16,580
THAT -- WE ALWAYS TRY TO IMPROVE
2479
01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:18,014
EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE, SO WHY
2480
01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:18,782
NOT OURSELVES?
2481
01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,317
WHY NOT THE OUTER EXPERIENCE?
2482
01:10:20,317 --> 01:10:22,018
YOU KNOW, EVERYONE HAS A HOBBY.
2483
01:10:22,018 --> 01:10:24,421
MY LOOKS HAVE BECOME MY HOBBY.
2484
01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:25,455
I LOOK TO IMPROVE.
2485
01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:26,690
I LOOK TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO
2486
01:10:26,690 --> 01:10:27,824
BETTER.
2487
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,293
I'M ALWAYS RESEARCHING NEW
2488
01:10:29,293 --> 01:10:30,994
PRODUCT OR ALWAYS ASKING PEOPLE
2489
01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:32,095
QUESTIONS.
2490
01:10:32,095 --> 01:10:33,096
AM I A METROSEXUAL?
2491
01:10:33,096 --> 01:10:35,999
ABSOLUTELY, WITHOUT A DOUBT.
2492
01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,367
IF YOU OPEN UP A DICTIONARY AND
2493
01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:39,002
SEE "METROSEXUAL," YOU WILL SEE
2494
01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:40,937
MY PICTURE...LIKE THIS.
2495
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,706
>> I THINK THE -- THE WORD
2496
01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:45,108
"METROSEXUAL" HAS NOT CAUGHT ON.
2497
01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:46,343
I THINK IT WAS CREATED TO BE
2498
01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:48,111
POLITICALLY CORRECT SO YOU COULD
2499
01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:49,546
SAY YOU WERE REALLY INTO HOW YOU
2500
01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:51,681
LOOKED AND MAKE IT VERY CLEAR
2501
01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:52,949
THAT YOU WERE NOT GAY, SO IT'S
2502
01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:54,951
KIND OF AN OFFENSIVE TERM IN
2503
01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:57,120
SOME WAY, AND I DON'T HEAR
2504
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,955
ANYONE USING IT.
2505
01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:01,190
IT'S ACTUALLY PROBABLY -- IT
2506
01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:02,626
WOULD BE LAME TO -- TO TALK
2507
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:03,960
ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT WAY.
2508
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,161
I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY,
2509
01:11:05,161 --> 01:11:06,363
"I'M METROSEXUAL."
2510
01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:08,064
>> OKAY, A METROSEXUAL IS A MAN
2511
01:11:08,064 --> 01:11:11,668
WHO THINKS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT
2512
01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:13,737
EVERY LITTLE DETAIL OF HIS
2513
01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:14,871
PRECIOUS LITTLE BEING.
2514
01:11:14,871 --> 01:11:16,740
HE HAS THIS IDEA THAT HIS
2515
01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:19,075
EYEBROWS NEED TO BE JUST SO,
2516
01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:20,344
THAT HE NEEDS TO BE PLUCKED AND
2517
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:21,378
SHAVED EVERYWHERE.
2518
01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:22,178
>> HI.
2519
01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:22,712
>> HI.
2520
01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:23,212
>> HOW ARE YOU?
2521
01:11:23,212 --> 01:11:25,582
>> WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK
2522
01:11:25,582 --> 01:11:28,017
LIKE WE SPEND ANY APPRECIABLE
2523
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:30,053
TIME OR ENERGY ON OUR
2524
01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:30,587
APPEARANCE.
2525
01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:32,389
WE HAVE TO HAVE THAT KIND OF
2526
01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:34,858
CASUAL, UNAFFECTED LOOK.
2527
01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,693
ON THE OTHER HAND, WE HAVE TO BE
2528
01:11:36,693 --> 01:11:37,226
PERFECT.
2529
01:11:37,226 --> 01:11:39,929
>> MORE AND MORE GUYS HAVE BEGUN
2530
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,164
TO GROOM.
2531
01:11:41,164 --> 01:11:44,200
AND WOMEN HAVE A MIXED REACTION.
2532
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,002
THERE'S SOME TYPES OF GROOMING
2533
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:48,071
THAT THEY'RE OKAY WITH AND EVEN
2534
01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:51,007
WANT, AND THERE'S SOME WHERE IT
2535
01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:51,608
CROSSES A LINE.
2536
01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:53,042
AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S HARD
2537
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,611
FOR GUYS TO KNOW SOMETIMES --
2538
01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:57,414
WHAT IS THE LINE?
2539
01:11:57,414 --> 01:11:58,114
>> YOU SEE THAT?
2540
01:11:58,114 --> 01:11:58,848
>> OH, OKAY.
2541
01:11:58,848 --> 01:11:59,783
>> I JUST WANT TO TAKE, LIKE,
2542
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:02,352
MAYBE 3 OR 4 HAIRS OUT RIGHT
2543
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:02,886
THERE.
2544
01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:03,286
>> MM-HMM.
2545
01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:04,287
>> RIGHT HERE.
2546
01:12:04,287 --> 01:12:05,855
JUST RIGHT HERE, TO GIVE IT A
2547
01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:06,956
LITTLE BIT MORE OF AN ARCH.
2548
01:12:06,956 --> 01:12:08,257
SAME THING RIGHT HERE.
2549
01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:09,359
>> I WAS GONNA SAY...
2550
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:10,527
>> SEE THESE HAIRS GROWING IN
2551
01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:14,531
RIGHT HERE?
2552
01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:15,732
THAT FELT LIKE MORE THAN FOUR
2553
01:12:15,732 --> 01:12:16,132
HAIRS.
2554
01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:18,968
>> MM-HMM.
2555
01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:19,769
>> YEAH?
2556
01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:20,437
>> MM-HMM.
2557
01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:21,438
>> PERFECT.
2558
01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:24,140
>> LET'S -- LET'S TALK ABOUT THE
2559
01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:27,110
EMOTION OF WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU
2560
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:28,878
WHEN YOU DON'T SEE YOURSELF AS
2561
01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,146
JUST ABOUT PERFECT.
2562
01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:31,247
YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
2563
01:12:31,247 --> 01:12:33,417
YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
2564
01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:34,984
WHAT YOU SHOULD LOOK LIKE AND
2565
01:12:34,984 --> 01:12:36,152
WHAT YOU DO LOOK LIKE.
2566
01:12:36,152 --> 01:12:38,655
IN THAT SPACE IS ANXIETY.
2567
01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:41,124
IN THAT SPACE IS, "HOW CAN I
2568
01:12:41,124 --> 01:12:43,126
MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE I'M
2569
01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:43,927
SUPPOSED TO LOOK?"
2570
01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:45,462
>> IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL.
2571
01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:46,963
IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW THINGS MAKE
2572
01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:47,764
YOU FEEL.
2573
01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:49,633
I MEAN, I THINK THERE'S, LIKE, A
2574
01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,067
LITTLE BIT OF TORTURE TO BEING A
2575
01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,502
METROSEXUAL MAN.
2576
01:12:52,502 --> 01:12:54,003
>> THINK ABOUT IT -- TO KEEP
2577
01:12:54,003 --> 01:12:56,973
THAT UP -- WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT
2578
01:12:56,973 --> 01:12:59,142
GOING -- YOU'VE GOT TO SPEND A
2579
01:12:59,142 --> 01:13:01,945
LONG TIME IN THE MIRROR EVERY
2580
01:13:01,945 --> 01:13:04,781
SINGLE DAY, JUST LOVING YOU SOME
2581
01:13:04,781 --> 01:13:05,682
YOU.
2582
01:13:05,682 --> 01:13:07,684
THAT'S WHY I HATE THESE GUYS --
2583
01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:08,752
THEY'RE NARCISSISTS.
2584
01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:09,986
>> SO, THE REASON I STARE IN THE
2585
01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:10,920
MIRROR IS NOT BECAUSE OF
2586
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:13,122
CONFIDENCE -- IT'S BECAUSE OF AN
2587
01:13:13,122 --> 01:13:13,757
INSECURITY.
2588
01:13:13,757 --> 01:13:17,494
I NEED REASSURANCE THAT I DO NOT
2589
01:13:17,494 --> 01:13:20,096
LOOK LIKE WHAT I DID WHEN I GREW
2590
01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:22,031
UP, BECAUSE INSIDE, I STILL FEEL
2591
01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:23,833
LIKE THAT PERSON.
2592
01:13:32,008 --> 01:13:33,843
I HAVE A CONSULTATION WITH
2593
01:13:33,843 --> 01:13:34,478
DR. SCHWARTZ.
2594
01:13:34,478 --> 01:13:35,178
>> SCHULTZ?
2595
01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:35,812
>> YEAH.
2596
01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:36,813
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, PLEASE?
2597
01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:37,881
>> WHEN I GOT TO THE DOCTOR'S
2598
01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:40,450
OFFICE, I WANTED TO FIND OUT --
2599
01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:41,951
AGAIN, THIS GOES BACK TO THE
2600
01:13:41,951 --> 01:13:43,953
CONSTANT RESEARCH PROCESS.
2601
01:13:43,953 --> 01:13:45,655
SO, WHEN I GOT THERE, I
2602
01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:47,056
LAID IT OUT -- THE PLETHORA OF
2603
01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:48,792
THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE ABOUT
2604
01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:50,727
MYSELF TO FIND OUT HIS
2605
01:13:50,727 --> 01:13:52,829
EXPERTISE -- HOW TO IMPROVE IT,
2606
01:13:52,829 --> 01:13:54,063
HOW TO GET THINGS THAT I DON'T
2607
01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:56,065
LIKE ABOUT MYSELF TO CHANGE.
2608
01:13:56,065 --> 01:13:57,801
>> HOW YOU DOING ON THIS WET,
2609
01:13:57,801 --> 01:13:58,502
RAINY DAY?
2610
01:13:58,502 --> 01:13:59,636
>> I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
2611
01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:00,036
>> YEAH?
2612
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:01,137
>> I'LL BE DOING BETTER IF YOU
2613
01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,039
TELL ME I CAN LOOK BETTER.
2614
01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:04,808
>> ON THE COSMETIC WISH LIST,
2615
01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:05,975
WHICH JUST GIVES YOU A SPECTRUM
2616
01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,010
OF THE KIND OF STUFF WE DO...
2617
01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,077
>> RIGHT.
2618
01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:09,345
>> ...YOU'VE INDICATED THAT --
2619
01:14:09,345 --> 01:14:10,346
SOME THINGS ON YOUR FACE
2620
01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:11,314
CONCERNING LINES AND WRINKLES.
2621
01:14:11,581 --> 01:14:12,048
>> RIGHT.
2622
01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:12,882
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
2623
01:14:12,882 --> 01:14:13,149
>> 35.
2624
01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:14,183
>> OKAY. YOU LOOK PRETTY DARN
2625
01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:14,984
GOOD FOR 35.
2626
01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:15,585
>> THANK YOU.
2627
01:14:15,585 --> 01:14:16,553
>> LET'S START THERE.
2628
01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:17,887
>> SO, I TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE
2629
01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,188
OF -- OR TRIED TO TAKE FULL
2630
01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:21,424
ADVANTAGE OF THIS MAN'S
2631
01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,827
KNOWLEDGE TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR
2632
01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:25,862
MYSELF AS TO WHAT I WOULD LIKE
2633
01:14:25,862 --> 01:14:26,395
TO DO.
2634
01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:29,733
ULTIMATELY, I GOT THE PROCEDURE
2635
01:14:29,733 --> 01:14:31,267
OF GETTING RID OF MY BROKEN
2636
01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:32,536
CAPILLARIES, WHICH REALLY
2637
01:14:32,536 --> 01:14:33,670
BOTHERED ME.
2638
01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:35,905
>> YOU'RE GONNA FEEL FIRST HOT
2639
01:14:35,905 --> 01:14:37,741
AND -- AND THEN COLD...
2640
01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:38,107
>> OKAY.
2641
01:14:38,107 --> 01:14:39,208
>> ...AND THEN COLD AND THEN
2642
01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:39,943
PRICKLY HOT.
2643
01:14:39,943 --> 01:14:40,944
>> SO, IT'S LIKE A WOMAN.
2644
01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:42,345
>> OKAY. THERE YOU GO.
2645
01:14:42,345 --> 01:14:44,047
NOW WE'RE COOKING.
2646
01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:45,114
YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
2647
01:14:45,114 --> 01:14:45,448
>> YEAH.
2648
01:14:45,448 --> 01:14:49,018
>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
2649
01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:50,854
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
2650
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:52,255
PICK UP THE ONE OVER THERE.
2651
01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:54,591
AND TURN ALL THE WAY TO ME.
2652
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:55,391
THERE YOU GO.
2653
01:14:55,391 --> 01:14:57,293
>> I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE AT
2654
01:14:57,293 --> 01:15:01,130
STEP 5 OF A 10-STEP PROGRAM, AS
2655
01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:02,766
FAR AS GROOMING AND LOOKS ARE
2656
01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:03,299
CONCERNED.
2657
01:15:03,299 --> 01:15:05,134
AND I'M DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR
2658
01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:07,070
THE SIXTH STEP, 'CAUSE I KNOW
2659
01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:09,072
THERE IS A SIXTH AND A SEVENTH
2660
01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:10,774
AND AN EIGHTH STEP OUT THERE
2661
01:15:10,774 --> 01:15:13,943
THAT CAN MAKE ME LOOK BETTER.
2662
01:15:13,943 --> 01:15:14,778
NOT BAD, MAN.
2663
01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:15,712
NOT BAD AT ALL.
2664
01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:17,280
AND WHEN I LOOK FABULOUS, I FEEL
2665
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,116
LIKE I CAN OPEN UP THE WORLD.
2666
01:15:20,116 --> 01:15:23,953
MEN DO NOT REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT
2667
01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:26,556
LOOKS ARE.
2668
01:15:26,556 --> 01:15:28,157
YOU KNOW, YOU GO INTO A BAR --
2669
01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:29,959
WE'RE ALL GOING FOR THE SAME
2670
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:30,960
THING.
2671
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,596
WE'RE LOOKING TO ATTRACT EITHER
2672
01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:33,963
THE OPPOSITE SEX, SAME SEX --
2673
01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:34,931
WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO.
2674
01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:36,099
YOU'RE LOOKING TO ATTRACT
2675
01:15:36,099 --> 01:15:36,566
SOMETHING.
2676
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:37,266
HI. I'M RICKY.
2677
01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:38,501
>> HI. I'M JOANNA.
2678
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:39,636
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, JOANNA.
2679
01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:40,103
>> THANK YOU.
2680
01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:41,404
>> HIS -- HIS ABS ARE
2681
01:15:41,404 --> 01:15:42,105
INCREDIBLE.
2682
01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:42,939
>> YEAH, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
2683
01:15:42,939 --> 01:15:45,174
THEM -- ALL 12 OF THEM.
2684
01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:47,143
>> THIS IS JUST INSANE, DUDE.
2685
01:15:47,143 --> 01:15:48,612
>> OH, MY GOD!
2686
01:15:49,145 --> 01:15:50,747
>> LISTEN, JUST CONCENTRATE ON
2687
01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:52,015
ME, AND YOU GUYS WILL BE
2688
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:52,616
ROCK-SOLID.
2689
01:15:52,616 --> 01:15:53,116
>> ALL RIGHT.
2690
01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:54,951
>> GOOD-LOOKING?
2691
01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:55,619
I DON'T KNOW.
2692
01:15:55,619 --> 01:15:58,287
IT'S -- I'M CONFIDENT.
2693
01:15:58,287 --> 01:15:59,923
SOMETIMES I FEEL GOOD-LOOKING.
2694
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:02,025
SOMETIMES I DON'T.
2695
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,160
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK
2696
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,161
SOMEBODY ELSE WHETHER I'M
2697
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,129
GOOD-LOOKING OR NOT, 'CAUSE IT
2698
01:16:06,129 --> 01:16:07,263
DEPENDS ON THE PERSON THAT'S
2699
01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:08,531
ACTUALLY LOOKING AT ME THAT WILL
2700
01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:09,132
TELL YOU.
2701
01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:10,099
I'M NOT EVERYONE'S TYPE.
2702
01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:13,837
I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
2703
01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:15,471
>> THE ONLY REAL REASON YOU HAVE
2704
01:16:15,471 --> 01:16:17,040
TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK ANY WHICH
2705
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:19,676
WAY IS BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING
2706
01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,978
YOURSELF LOOK ATTRACTIVE TO
2707
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,713
SOMEONE YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH,
2708
01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:25,882
WHETHER THAT BE MALE OR FEMALE.
2709
01:16:25,882 --> 01:16:27,183
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF
2710
01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:28,551
PRESENTABLE IN A WAY THAT YOU
2711
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,854
THINK IS GONNA GET YOU SEX.
2712
01:16:30,854 --> 01:16:33,322
>> I'VE NEVER HAD A LOOK THAT
2713
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,224
I'VE FOUND PARTICULARLY
2714
01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:37,661
APPEALING, ALTHOUGH I'M PROBABLY
2715
01:16:37,661 --> 01:16:39,128
ONE OF THE FEW WOMEN IN THE
2716
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:40,797
WORLD WHO THINKS REDHEADED MEN
2717
01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:41,798
ARE ATTRACTIVE.
2718
01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:45,168
>> THERE'S A LITTLE-KNOWN
2719
01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:46,302
SECRET, WHICH IS THE LITTLE
2720
01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:47,971
DUDES GET ALL THE
2721
01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:49,639
>> YES.
2722
01:16:49,639 --> 01:16:52,809
>> I JUST LOVE SUCCESSFUL MEN
2723
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:53,810
THAT ARE MANLY.
2724
01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,144
>> TEND TO BE DRAWN TO, LIKE,
2725
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:58,047
BEARDED MEN IN PLAID SHIRTS.
2726
01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:59,315
>> I LIKE TYPICAL NEW YORK CITY
2727
01:16:59,315 --> 01:16:59,749
GUYS.
2728
01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:00,917
>> I MEAN, I WOULD SAY I DIG
2729
01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:02,218
VERY, LIKE, FEMININE-LOOKING
2730
01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:04,053
MEN, ALTHOUGH ALL THE MEN I DATE
2731
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,254
NOW HATE ME, SO...
2732
01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:07,223
>> A REAL MAN, WHO DRINKS BEER,
2733
01:17:07,223 --> 01:17:08,424
LIKES SPORTS...
2734
01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:09,558
>> AU REVOIR!
2735
01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:11,761
>> ...FARTS, BURPS -- ALL OF
2736
01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:12,261
THAT.
2737
01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,763
THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.
2738
01:17:13,763 --> 01:17:16,099
>> THE LONG HAIR -- LIKE, A KIND
2739
01:17:16,099 --> 01:17:18,735
OF MESSY PONYTAIL IS PRETTY HOT.
2740
01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:20,269
>> I LIKE MEN WITH TATTOOS.
2741
01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:22,038
I THINK THAT IS VERY ATTRACTIVE.
2742
01:17:22,038 --> 01:17:23,773
>> EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE SEXY,
2743
01:17:23,773 --> 01:17:26,676
AND SEXY MEANS WHAT?
2744
01:17:26,676 --> 01:17:28,277
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF TYPES OF
2745
01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:29,245
GUYS IN THE WORLD.
2746
01:17:29,245 --> 01:17:30,413
>> AND IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
2747
01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:31,380
CAN'T BUILD A SHELF...
2748
01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:33,116
>> UH...
2749
01:17:33,116 --> 01:17:35,084
>> ...I CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOU.
2750
01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:36,252
I WILL THE FIRST NIGHT, BUT I
2751
01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:37,253
WON'T CALL YOU BACK.
2752
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,022
>> I DO LIKE TO THINK, FOR EVERY
2753
01:17:39,022 --> 01:17:40,724
GUY, NO MATTER HOW CRAZY HIS
2754
01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:42,425
STYLE IS, THAT THERE IS GONNA BE
2755
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,093
A GIRL FOR HIM, BECAUSE SHE
2756
01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:45,628
PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, JUST HAS
2757
01:17:45,628 --> 01:17:47,263
THAT WEIRD SENSE OF STYLE, AS
2758
01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:48,031
WELL.
2759
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:51,467
>> MEN LOVE WOMEN, AND FOR GOOD
2760
01:17:51,467 --> 01:17:52,468
BIOLOGICAL REASONS.
2761
01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:54,403
I MEAN, IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH
2762
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:56,139
SOMEBODY AND HAVE FOUR CHILDREN,
2763
01:17:56,139 --> 01:17:58,141
YOU LIVE ON, AND YOUR FRIEND WHO
2764
01:17:58,141 --> 01:18:00,043
DOESN'T FALL IN LOVE AND HAS NO
2765
01:18:00,043 --> 01:18:01,210
CHILDREN DIES OUT.
2766
01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,979
SO, THE GAME OF LOVE MATTERS.
2767
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,548
GROOMING IS ABOUT COURTSHIP,
2768
01:18:05,548 --> 01:18:09,986
BECAUSE, FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS,
2769
01:18:09,986 --> 01:18:11,487
COURTSHIP WAS ESSENTIAL TO YOUR
2770
01:18:11,487 --> 01:18:13,256
SURVIVAL.
2771
01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:13,990
>> I DON'T KNOW.
2772
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:15,291
I MEAN, YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN,
2773
01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:15,825
RIGHT?
2774
01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:16,993
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A BETTER MAN?
2775
01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:18,494
>> I FEEL LIKE A RELAXED, BETTER
2776
01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:19,796
MAN, YES.
2777
01:18:19,796 --> 01:18:20,764
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEAN.
2778
01:18:20,764 --> 01:18:21,965
>> YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M CLEAN AND I
2779
01:18:21,965 --> 01:18:23,967
TOOK CARE, YOU KNOW?
2780
01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:26,469
I GOT TO -- I GOT TO POLISH MY
2781
01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,504
WIFE'S PRIZE, YOU KNOW?
2782
01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:29,572
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S JUST
2783
01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:30,006
IT, RIGHT?
2784
01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:31,274
ISN'T A MAN'S -- PART OF A MAN'S
2785
01:18:31,274 --> 01:18:31,975
JOB IS TO PROCREATE?
2786
01:18:31,975 --> 01:18:33,109
AND WHO WANTS TO PROCREATE WITH
2787
01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:33,810
A DIRTY MAN?
2788
01:18:33,810 --> 01:18:34,811
>> RIGHT.
2789
01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:37,313
SO, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOURSELF
2790
01:18:37,313 --> 01:18:39,582
LIKE A GRUBBY SLOB, YOU'RE
2791
01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:41,617
FIGHTING NATURE, DUDE.
2792
01:18:41,617 --> 01:18:44,653
AND NATURE ALWAYS WINS...
2793
01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:47,090
EXCEPT FOR AGAINST ROBOTS.
2794
01:18:47,090 --> 01:18:48,925
BUT ROBOTS DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
2795
01:18:48,925 --> 01:18:49,959
CARE OF THEMSELVES.
2796
01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:52,028
>> SO, LIKE, ZOMBIES WILL TAKE
2797
01:18:52,028 --> 01:18:52,428
YOU DOWN.
2798
01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:53,629
>> MY POINT IS -- ZOMBIES ARE
2799
01:18:53,629 --> 01:18:54,798
ALSO NOT TAKING CARE OF
2800
01:18:54,798 --> 01:18:55,498
THEMSELVES.
2801
01:18:55,498 --> 01:18:58,167
BUT US -- YOU AND ME -- WE HAVE
2802
01:18:58,167 --> 01:18:59,803
THE OPTION TO DO THAT, AND WE
2803
01:18:59,803 --> 01:19:01,104
DID IT.
2804
01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:02,872
AND YOU FEEL GOOD, RIGHT?
2805
01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:04,107
>> I FEEL CLEAN.
2806
01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:04,707
I FEEL READY TO --
2807
01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:05,374
>> YOU SMELL GREAT.
2808
01:19:05,374 --> 01:19:07,043
>> I FEEL READY TO PROCREATE.
2809
01:19:16,552 --> 01:19:18,687
>> I CAN GET RID OF THIS BEARD
2810
01:19:18,687 --> 01:19:22,458
IN A SECOND WITH A RAZOR,
2811
01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:23,026
EASILY.
2812
01:19:24,027 --> 01:19:25,694
WHAT'S THAT?
2813
01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:27,496
NOT NOW!
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01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:28,965
THIS IS MARCUS.
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01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:31,134
IT'S A BIRD.
2816
01:19:31,134 --> 01:19:31,835
NO!
2817
01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:34,303
SHUT UP!
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01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:36,639
OKAY.
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01:19:36,639 --> 01:19:38,007
>> THERE WAS PROBABLY ONE GUY
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01:19:38,007 --> 01:19:39,742
IN, LIKE, A REGIMENT WHO HAD THE
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01:19:39,742 --> 01:19:41,344
HITLER MUSTACHE AND TOOK A LOT
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01:19:41,344 --> 01:19:43,012
OF SHIT FROM THE OTHER DUDES IN
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01:19:43,012 --> 01:19:45,048
THE REGIMENT -- LIKE, "OH, HE'S
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01:19:45,048 --> 01:19:46,049
A BROWN NOSER.
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01:19:46,049 --> 01:19:47,583
HE'S KISSING HITLER'S ASS."
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01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:48,885
AND THAT GUY WAS PROBABLY DOING
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01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:50,053
ONE OF THESE THINGS -- "I HAD
2828
01:19:50,053 --> 01:19:51,921
THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL, DUDE.
2829
01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:53,990
I'LL GET OUT MY YEARBOOK.
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01:19:53,990 --> 01:19:57,093
I HAD -- HITLER RIPPED --
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01:19:57,093 --> 01:19:58,427
HE RIPPED ME OFF."
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01:19:58,427 --> 01:19:59,829
>> SOME PEOPLE CAN PULL OFF
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01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:02,498
CERTAIN LOOKS.
2834
01:20:02,498 --> 01:20:04,733
I CAN'T PULL OFF A TRACK SUIT.
2835
01:20:04,733 --> 01:20:07,103
I COULD PULL OFF A TRACK SUIT,
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01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:10,339
IF IT WAS ON THE RIGHT GUY.
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01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:11,440
>> I WAS REALLY INTO THE THRIFT
2838
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,508
STORE FOR A WHILE, AND THEN A
2839
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:13,877
FRIEND OF MINE SAID ONE TIME,
2840
01:20:13,877 --> 01:20:17,080
WHO WAS A LITTLE OLDER THAN ME,
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01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,882
"I DON'T WANT TO WEAR PANTS THAT
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01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:20,716
SOMEBODY ELSE FARTED IN."
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01:20:20,716 --> 01:20:21,617
>> THERE WERE TIMES IN MY LIFE
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01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:23,619
WHEN I WAS NOT SHOWERING.
2845
01:20:23,619 --> 01:20:25,088
LET'S PUT THAT OUT -- LET'S PUT
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01:20:25,088 --> 01:20:27,056
THAT OUT THERE.
2847
01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:28,424
THERE WERE TIMES.
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01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:30,093
I'M JUST NOT INTO IT.
2849
01:20:30,093 --> 01:20:33,596
BUT NOW TWICE A DAY SOMETIMES.
2850
01:20:33,596 --> 01:20:34,730
I'D LOVE TO WATCH -- I'D LOVE
2851
01:20:34,730 --> 01:20:36,032
FOR YOU GUYS TO WATCH ME SHOWER,
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01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:37,100
IF THAT'S PART OF THE
2853
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,267
DOCUMENTARY THAT YOU HAD -- I
2854
01:20:38,267 --> 01:20:39,735
MEAN, WASN'T THAT THE AGREEMENT
2855
01:20:39,735 --> 01:20:40,970
WE MADE?
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