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No seconds.
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And be honest.
I can take it.
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Actually, I never eat
after dinner.
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I want to get to know him,
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because he's my father.
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This is actually an area of the
camp that we consider off limits.
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We were only there for,
like, five minutes.
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There were these other kids
there from the other camp.
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You should go for it.
I think you'd be cute together.
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One, two...
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So your
girlfriend rolls a Honda
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Playin' workout tapes
by Fonda
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but Fonda ain't got a motor
in the back of her Honda
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So it goes step, step,
down... Beyoncé hand.
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- No, like...
- Yeah, OK, so it's...
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My anaconda don't want none
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Unless you got buns, hon
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What's up, ladybug?
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Well, Carter said she was
gonna do a talent with me,
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And then she... She just
backed out last minute,
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and now I don't have anyone
to do something with.
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Oh, well, what about
Chloe and Amber?
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They just seem like they
have everything set.
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Just ask them.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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So, it's step, step, kick...
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Hold it, what comes
after the kick?
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So you can do
side bends or sit-ups
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But please
don't lose that butt
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And then we could turn,
like...
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No, my butt
looks better in profile.
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Actually...
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...depends where
Trent's gonna be sitting.
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Switch sides.
This is my good side
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But what if
this is my good side?
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You have two good sides,
I have none.
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Chloe, you have such
a better butt than me!
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That's so not true!
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Can we skip the nightly
"who's fatter" contest?
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This is a private conversation.
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Come on,
let's rehearse outside.
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Wait, what comes after the kick?
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Now I won't sleep tonight.
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I can't believe
I was ever friends with her.
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Wait, you used to be
friends with Chloe?
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How did such
a fate befall you?
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You said "befall. "
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I did. I need counseling.
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She was a completely
different person last summer.
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She used to be a person?
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We were actually really close.
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Then I guess it turned
out I wasn't cool enough.
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It's like our friendship
never existed, so...
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She's so judgmental.
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She's jealous.
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Like, last year
I was like a size 18?
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And the more weight I lost, the
more girls here started to hate me.
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It's normal.
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Uh... listen...
If you need more people...
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Sure. I mean...
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Thanks, but...
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I mean, it's hard enough
figuring it out with just us.
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- But thanks.
- Yeah, thanks!
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OK, start from the beginning.
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OK, one, two...
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I like big butts...
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So whoever
made that turtle
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and neglected to glaze it,
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it is still in the arts
and crafts hut.
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- If you wish to claim it, see Poppy.
- Good morning!
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Or it will be smashed
to bits in front of you,
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if that's your choice.
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Lastly... Talent Night!
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It's not too late
to participate!
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My talent is fun-sucking.
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I can literally suck the
fun out of any situation.
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If I may say.
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...hidden talents
that you might have.
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So sing a song, tell a joke...
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- Hey, Chloe.
- Do a dance.
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I think there's even an old
magic kit in the rec room...
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...somewhere...
and I seem to remember
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that Salty knows a little
bit of magic. Don't you, Salty?
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No seconds.
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This popover worries me.
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You know, I found her
a great chef.
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You lost weight just
smelling this person's food.
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But who does she go with?
This guy.
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- I love this popover.
- Why?
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- Because it's moist...
- No, why him?
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- What's he even done?
- Dr. Rand would never...
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You just like it because
it's stuffed with cheese.
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Stuff anything with cheese,
people lose their minds.
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Low fat cheese.
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You really think he's making
it taste this good without fat?
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I mean, look at him.
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I'm saying something.
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I'll... arm wrestle you for it.
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Hail to thee Camp Victory
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Where hope shines
like a star
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Although the summer
sun may set
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We promise
we'll not soon forget
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- Camp Victory
- How wonderful you are
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My mom makes this
incredible French toast.
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With, like, cream
cheese inside it.
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Ooh.
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I miss that French toast
more than I miss her.
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Here's what I do:
Cookie dough ice cream...
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...microwaved.
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Then I put peanut butter
on top. Then...
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Wait for it...
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...trail mix.
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- Eww!
- No, it's so good.
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It's delicious. Stop!
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- Best breakfast so far.
- Totally.
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Will, you have to do your Rand
impression for talent night.
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- Yeah.
- Do you have a hair thing?
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Come on, you have to. Please?
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I'm not your trained seal.
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You know, if you rehearse
something for talent night?
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You get to skip an activity.
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I'm in.
Wait a second...
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No. You said yes!
No backsies!
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Sometimes she likes to shoot a
few hoops before first activity.
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Oh, I'm not sure she'd
want me to tell people that.
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Tell me what?
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So are you doing something
for Talent Night?
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Maybe. I'm trying
to write a song...
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Wow.
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Bear in mind I've only
written two songs...
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...two and a half...
in my life.
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I kinda hate both of them.
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I'm saving mine.
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I made this with olive oil
instead of margarine.
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It's the good kind of fat.
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You remember that altercation?
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Some of the kids
from our camp
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had with some kids
from tennis camp?
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They hired a land surveyor...
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To determine
the property line!
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I don't have any pictures of
you, from when you were little.
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Your mother kept them all.
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That could be him...
Yes...?
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It's me, Shay.
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- It's important.
- Come in.
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- Oh.
- I'll be right back.
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- Um...
- Yeah?
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She's a bundle of nerves.
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Like her mother.
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She doesn't get that from me.
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He'll be here any second.
What's up?
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Um...
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Well...
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Um...
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One of the kids might be
doing an imitation of you.
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- For Talent Night.
- Oh.
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Is it Will?
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Yeah.
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I just thought that
you should know. You know?
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Well, you're expecting someone.
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I've got Kickboxing with Shay.
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Why would she assume
I'd have a problem
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with someone imitating me?
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Will's the girl who likes
basketball, right?
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I have
no idea what she likes.
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Except being overweight,
she loves that.
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"My fat's my BFF!"
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May I help you?
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- Ms. Rand?
- Dr. Rand.
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And this is my...
our chef, Mr. Salzniak.
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Hi, uh... Lake Knoll Tennis camp
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asked me to take a look
at your property line.
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I left you a few messages?
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Yes, you left me
quite a few, Mr...
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- Wayne.
- Mr. Wayne. Yes, I...
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Wayne's my first name.
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I see, well,
I couldn't return...
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I'm not Batman.
Isn't that Batman's last name?
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- Bruce Wayne, yeah.
- ... to return your messages,
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because I have
my own camp to run.
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Uh, would you excuse us
just a minute?
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Dot?
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Uh, you can catch more flies
with honey than with vinegar.
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OK, why are you
calling me Dot?
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I always called you Dot.
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When you were little.
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Did you hear what
I said about flies?
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I don't care about flies.
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I just need to walk the
property line, if that's OK.
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But if it's not,
you'll do it anyway, right?
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I mean, you work
for them, not me.
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He's not on anybody's side, Dot.
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I'm not on anybody's side.
I just care what the map says.
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Why don't you
walk it with him?
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You know,
keep an eye on him.
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Don't touch my popover.
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I'm not! Jeez!
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Hey...
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Someone's journal.
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What are you doing?
Don't open it!
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I have to,
to see whose it is.
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Hey, you're reading it!
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Listen to this.
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"Dead leaves fall up. Rewind.
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If I could be a child again,
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I'd do it right this time. "
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I'm bringing it
to the lost and found.
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Let's get this party started!
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And jab!
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Cross! Kick!
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Kick! Kick!
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And jab! And cross!
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And kick!
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Are you OK?
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And kick back!
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Alistair, You're late!
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Sorry, I had to... Um...
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Get that popover
out of my sight!
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Jab! Cross!
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Kick! Kick!
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Gonna see me again
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Is this
what most people do?
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- No...
- Walk the property with you?
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Most people just trust me.
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Can we just, uh...
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Can we... hold on
a minute, Dot?
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Don't call me Dot.
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Oh. I thought I heard
your chef call you that.
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He doesn't realize that people
don't call me that anymore.
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He's also my father.
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Yeah, I figured.
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How?
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I don't know.
At one point you both
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had your hand over
your mouth like this.
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OK. OK.
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All right.
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You lost your journal?
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I looked everywhere.
It's gone.
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I can take the most horrifying
situation and make it worse.
241
00:13:08,908 --> 00:13:10,008
It's like this...
242
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,911
...twisted gift.
243
00:13:14,981 --> 00:13:18,650
That's why nothing good
can happen to me.
244
00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:21,153
Ever.
245
00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,089
Have you checked
the lost and found?
246
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,057
Hey, guys, guess what...?
247
00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:27,793
This is a private conversation!
248
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,735
What if someone's
reading it right now?
249
00:13:40,973 --> 00:13:43,008
So, uh, we're doing this dance?
250
00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:46,077
For Talent Night?
To Baby Got Back?
251
00:13:46,112 --> 00:13:48,847
And we were gonna
sing it ourselves, but...
252
00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:51,416
OK. I mean...
253
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:53,418
- Sure, I'll do it.
- No!
254
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:57,055
No, Trent should. Right?
255
00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:59,958
- Yeah.
- Yeah, OK.
256
00:13:59,992 --> 00:14:01,393
- Oh, thanks!
- Good.
257
00:14:01,427 --> 00:14:03,962
- Cool.
- Uh, if you need anyone else...
258
00:14:03,996 --> 00:14:05,430
- Let me know.
- Well...
259
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:07,165
We need someone
to take pictures.
260
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,535
- Oh, right...
- Amber. Come at me!
261
00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,204
Come on.
262
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,173
Is that all you got?
263
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:17,476
Come on.
264
00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:20,078
Come on, kick.
265
00:14:20,112 --> 00:14:22,647
Oh, my...!
266
00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:24,082
- Oops.
- Oh, no!
267
00:14:25,184 --> 00:14:28,453
- Sorry.
- Whatever...
268
00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:30,689
Now I can ask my
parents for a new one.
269
00:14:32,258 --> 00:14:35,560
- We'll just use your camera.
- I... I lost mine.
270
00:14:35,595 --> 00:14:38,497
Oh no! No worries,
we'll find it.
271
00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:41,533
- Bye!
- See you.
272
00:14:43,469 --> 00:14:46,872
See, in 1615, the Dutch
mathematician Willebrord Snell
273
00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:49,007
discovered that a point
could be located
274
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,910
by subtracting the angles
from three known points.
275
00:14:51,944 --> 00:14:55,614
Then he surveyed the distance
from Alkmaar to Bergen Zoom
276
00:14:55,648 --> 00:14:58,416
just using a chain
of quadrangles.
277
00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:01,920
Don't get me started
on Willebrord Snell.
278
00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:03,688
I won't.
279
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:06,391
We don't allow the kids down here
anymore. But it is ours, right?
280
00:15:06,425 --> 00:15:08,860
- No signs.
- What?
281
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:10,562
No signs. No fence.
282
00:15:10,596 --> 00:15:12,931
Once you allow unrestricted
use of the land, it becomes...
283
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:15,901
- I haven't! What do you mean...?
- Maybe not on purpose.
284
00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:18,970
But you are correct. This is
your property line down here.
285
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:22,674
You just haven't made it very clear,
so it becomes an unspoken invitation...
286
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:24,209
- Are you saying it's my fault?
- No...
287
00:15:24,243 --> 00:15:26,545
- It sounds like you're blaming me...
- No, no, no, I'm not...
288
00:15:26,579 --> 00:15:30,048
I'm not saying that at all.
It's called "common usage".
289
00:15:30,082 --> 00:15:31,883
It happens all the time.
290
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:34,786
There's no sign that says,
"This is ours, keep out. "
291
00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:38,290
It's really not
a question of blame.
292
00:15:40,359 --> 00:15:41,860
But the ball's
in your court.
293
00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:47,566
Hey, at least
your name's not on it!
294
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,734
So, even if someone
does read it...
295
00:15:50,503 --> 00:15:51,970
OK, no one's going to.
296
00:15:52,004 --> 00:15:54,606
But if they did,
they won't know it's you.
297
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,675
What if they
can figure it out?
298
00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:57,842
How?
299
00:15:57,877 --> 00:15:59,110
By things.
300
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:00,579
By certain things
I've written.
301
00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:04,015
What do you mean? Do you, like,
mention certain people?
302
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,851
- Or specific...?
- Stop asking me what's in it!
303
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,021
- OK. Sorry.
- Just stop.
304
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,557
I'm sorry. I just...
305
00:16:15,194 --> 00:16:18,263
Stuff... Private stuff that...
306
00:16:19,198 --> 00:16:23,101
...if anyone reads, I die.
307
00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:27,606
Hey... Hey.
We'll find it.
308
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,374
We'll find it, OK?
309
00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:31,810
We'll find it.
310
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:49,138
Will...?
311
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:54,676
You looking for something?
312
00:16:58,214 --> 00:17:00,115
So I hear you do
an imitation of me.
313
00:17:01,718 --> 00:17:03,118
Oh. Yeah.
314
00:17:05,188 --> 00:17:08,390
I guess I'll hear for myself,
tomorrow night. Right?
315
00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,496
Remember, I'll be watching!
316
00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:16,565
I... I gotta go.
317
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:22,204
What's tomorrow night?
318
00:17:22,238 --> 00:17:23,906
Talent night.
319
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,709
Did that sound like...
320
00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:29,645
...like I didn't
want her to do it?
321
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,180
No, it sounded...
322
00:17:32,749 --> 00:17:33,982
Maybe a little.
323
00:17:34,017 --> 00:17:35,617
Oh, dear.
324
00:17:35,652 --> 00:17:37,986
Did you know that "talent"
used to refer to weight?
325
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,889
In ancient Babylonia.
326
00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:42,925
Not that I was there,
but, uh...
327
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:46,728
A silver talent
equaled 3,000 shekels.
328
00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:48,230
And what's that Dryden quote...
329
00:17:48,264 --> 00:17:51,633
"With two great talents
of the finest gold. "
330
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,175
Thanks.
331
00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:04,246
For walking it with me.
332
00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:18,660
It's so different, walking
around in bathing suits here.
333
00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:20,863
- It's like no big thing.
- I know.
334
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:26,135
It's funny how Trent
broke your camera.
335
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,972
I just mean, the way
he gets nervous around you.
336
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,008
Cause of how much
he likes you.
337
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,678
He didn't even
offer to replace it.
338
00:18:39,516 --> 00:18:41,750
You're so obviously
the one he likes.
339
00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:45,821
It's fine, I'm over it.
340
00:18:49,993 --> 00:18:52,094
Let's find your camera, OK?
341
00:19:08,144 --> 00:19:09,878
Stop right there!
342
00:19:11,047 --> 00:19:13,749
Why aren't you at swim, uh...?
343
00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:16,151
Becca.
344
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,353
Why aren't you
at swim, Becca?
345
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:22,591
Rehearsal. For Talent Night.
346
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,260
Really?
347
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:27,896
So, uh, what
are you rehearsing?
348
00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:31,233
Baby Got Back.
349
00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:39,208
Then get to your rehearsal.
350
00:19:50,887 --> 00:19:51,853
Come on.
351
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:53,989
- It's not gonna be in here.
- Just...
352
00:19:57,694 --> 00:20:01,630
Here... You look
through this pile.
353
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:07,836
It's probably not even here.
354
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:16,211
Hey...
Someone's journal.
355
00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:17,713
Anyone interesting?
356
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:21,416
I don't see a name.
357
00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:26,521
The writing looks like a guy's.
358
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,457
You can barely read it.
359
00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:31,627
- Sorry. Is it yours?
- It's not yours!
360
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:33,228
How could you read
someone else's journal?!
361
00:20:33,263 --> 00:20:34,763
How would you like it
if someone did that to you?!
362
00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:36,999
We were just looking
to see whose it...
363
00:20:41,037 --> 00:20:41,970
Oh, my God!
364
00:20:42,005 --> 00:20:43,972
I know, that was horrible.
365
00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:46,908
No... What did I tell you?
366
00:20:46,943 --> 00:20:48,443
This is it, right?
367
00:20:49,212 --> 00:20:51,546
- Right?
- Yeah.
368
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,375
kids chattering
369
00:22:28,757 --> 00:22:29,957
Oh, my God!
370
00:22:29,992 --> 00:22:32,293
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
371
00:22:32,328 --> 00:22:34,128
- Thank you thank you thank you!
- No problem.
372
00:22:34,163 --> 00:22:36,531
It was just there?
In the lost and found?
373
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:39,334
- Yeah.
- I can never thank you enough.
374
00:22:39,368 --> 00:22:42,437
Seriously dude, you're the best.
375
00:22:44,807 --> 00:22:47,075
Now I just have to pray
no one read it.
376
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:17,038
So Rand knows
I do an imitation of her.
377
00:23:17,072 --> 00:23:19,440
- Seriously?
- Yeah, she got all omniscient,
378
00:23:19,475 --> 00:23:23,010
- like, "I'll be watching, Willamina!"
- You still have to do it.
379
00:23:23,045 --> 00:23:25,646
Becca and I have a theory you're
gonna chicken out at the last second.
380
00:23:25,681 --> 00:23:27,148
I'm totally gonna do it!
381
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,684
The net wasn't straight.
382
00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:31,319
- It totally was.
- No, it wasn't!
383
00:23:31,353 --> 00:23:33,621
Becca, she's saying that
the net wasn't straight again!
384
00:23:33,655 --> 00:23:36,190
So you're gonna sing that song
you've been working on?
385
00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:39,494
- I don't know.
- What? You have to!
386
00:23:39,528 --> 00:23:41,829
- Goodnight.
- Are you OK?
387
00:23:43,065 --> 00:23:45,333
Yeah. I just need to go
rinse out my bathing suit.
388
00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:46,768
Because, you know...
Swimmer's itch.
389
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,169
That's gross.
390
00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:52,640
I've got magic to do.
391
00:23:57,780 --> 00:24:00,415
No, but I can actually totally
relate to that song,
392
00:24:00,449 --> 00:24:03,584
because it's, like,
"I can't lie. "
393
00:24:03,619 --> 00:24:07,321
- Seriously, I mean...
- Wait... Shut up, it's starting!
394
00:24:07,356 --> 00:24:09,390
One hefty hunk!
395
00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:12,894
Fifteen large
and luscious ladies!
396
00:24:12,928 --> 00:24:16,731
All stuffed into
one super-sized villa!
397
00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:19,267
Who will find the love
of their dreams,
398
00:24:19,301 --> 00:24:21,436
and who will be sent packing?
399
00:24:22,604 --> 00:24:25,440
It all... Happens...
400
00:24:26,241 --> 00:24:27,475
Now...
401
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,480
Will you accept this ring?
402
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,981
...on Love Handles.
403
00:24:36,552 --> 00:24:39,954
Oh, my God, I will die if
Shoshanna gets eliminated.
404
00:24:46,728 --> 00:24:49,330
I hold in my hand
an ordinary newspaper.
405
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:53,201
I shall now pour this
ordinary pitcher of milk
406
00:24:53,235 --> 00:24:54,602
into the newspaper.
407
00:24:55,637 --> 00:24:57,271
Where do you get the milk?
408
00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:07,248
And... abracadabra...
409
00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:09,450
Got milk?
410
00:25:10,786 --> 00:25:13,020
Lame.
411
00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:14,088
Ian!
412
00:25:15,257 --> 00:25:17,191
Why can't I write
something good?
413
00:25:18,293 --> 00:25:19,894
Like that thing
in that person's journal.
414
00:25:19,928 --> 00:25:23,531
They've got flowers
in here! And instructions.
415
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,900
OK! Here's what we're
doing for talent night!
416
00:25:25,934 --> 00:25:27,869
I'm the bachelor
on Love Handles.
417
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:30,538
You and Trent are
the final two girls!
418
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:33,908
And you'll be, like crying,
and pulling each others' hair.
419
00:25:33,942 --> 00:25:37,945
And I'll be like...
"Who will I choose?"
420
00:25:43,952 --> 00:25:45,686
Hey...
421
00:25:47,155 --> 00:25:48,723
Ian.
422
00:25:51,159 --> 00:25:52,793
We're doing something.
For Talent Night.
423
00:25:53,829 --> 00:25:55,630
So if you want to be in it...
424
00:25:55,664 --> 00:25:58,132
He's performing an original
song that he wrote.
425
00:25:59,234 --> 00:26:00,234
You are?
426
00:26:02,371 --> 00:26:03,604
Maybe.
427
00:26:03,639 --> 00:26:04,739
Let's hear it.
428
00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:07,208
I haven't written it yet.
429
00:26:07,242 --> 00:26:08,809
Doing a skit sounds fun.
430
00:26:08,844 --> 00:26:10,578
I'm doing magic but I
could also do something...
431
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,847
Dude, the show's tomorrow night.
432
00:26:13,982 --> 00:26:16,350
Look, we, like, know
what we're doing,
433
00:26:16,385 --> 00:26:17,718
and it's gonna be
really great.
434
00:26:17,753 --> 00:26:21,756
So... if you change your mind...
435
00:26:23,892 --> 00:26:25,393
Sure.
436
00:26:39,675 --> 00:26:42,310
So a few days ago,
I had an unplanned snack.
437
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:44,979
It was a muffin.
Of course.
438
00:26:46,515 --> 00:26:49,216
And I'm having a hard time
letting it go.
439
00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:52,853
See, they sent this guy over
to walk the property line...
440
00:26:52,888 --> 00:26:56,958
You know the type of person
who thinks they know everything?
441
00:26:56,992 --> 00:27:01,529
He's saying to me
that it's my fault,
442
00:27:01,563 --> 00:27:04,398
because I didn't make it
clear where the line was!
443
00:27:06,234 --> 00:27:08,102
I mean, I haven't spent time
with my father
444
00:27:08,136 --> 00:27:10,638
since I was 11 years old.
445
00:27:11,607 --> 00:27:13,941
And now, he's everywhere.
446
00:27:13,976 --> 00:27:17,612
He's part of my work. He's...
He's giving me muffins.
447
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,582
I...
448
00:27:21,617 --> 00:27:25,987
So I talk to my sponsor
about that guy yesterday,
449
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:29,357
and she, of course, says,
do I owe an amends?
450
00:27:29,391 --> 00:27:31,258
And I don't.
451
00:27:33,228 --> 00:27:36,497
I don't! Anyway...
452
00:27:39,901 --> 00:27:41,802
Thank you for letting me share.
453
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,875
Thank you. Who's next?
454
00:27:47,909 --> 00:27:49,744
Hi, I'm Susan...
455
00:27:49,778 --> 00:27:53,447
The thing about Chloe is,
she's, like... available.
456
00:27:53,482 --> 00:27:57,585
Oh, come on, Amber... I mean,
it's just... It seems like...
457
00:27:57,619 --> 00:27:59,920
Wait, wait, so, G...!
Just hypothetically...
458
00:27:59,955 --> 00:28:01,622
There are two girls, right?
459
00:28:01,657 --> 00:28:04,191
Both hot. But one of them
definitely likes you.
460
00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:05,760
- Shut up!
- Or there's this other girl
461
00:28:05,794 --> 00:28:07,428
that you kinda like more,
462
00:28:07,462 --> 00:28:09,296
but you're not sure
if she likes you.
463
00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:13,100
I'd have to say the first girl.
464
00:28:13,135 --> 00:28:14,802
Because you already
know she likes you,
465
00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:16,337
So it's a sure thing.
466
00:28:16,371 --> 00:28:19,940
That's such good advice.
Will you be my dad?
467
00:28:20,642 --> 00:28:21,709
No.
468
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,778
I'm serious. My dad left
when I was 13...
469
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:38,926
Sometimes I can't even comprehend
this is what I really look like.
470
00:28:43,231 --> 00:28:44,532
Yeah.
471
00:28:55,544 --> 00:28:58,112
There she is.
Where you been?
472
00:28:58,146 --> 00:29:00,648
Out. With some friends.
473
00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:09,123
Just something
I had laying around.
474
00:29:11,026 --> 00:29:14,295
As far as I'm concerned,
they were already there. OK?
475
00:29:14,329 --> 00:29:17,131
Oh, they've always
been there. Right, Dot?
476
00:29:21,169 --> 00:29:22,837
Guess I'll get these
in the ground.
477
00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:38,452
I'll give you a hand.
478
00:29:40,088 --> 00:29:41,722
There's a talent show tonight.
479
00:29:41,757 --> 00:29:43,257
Maybe you'll stick around.
480
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:45,960
Maybe. Long as
I'm not trespassing.
481
00:29:51,669 --> 00:29:53,002
"Look at you. You look dead.
482
00:29:54,371 --> 00:29:58,274
Put on some lipstick. " I'm like,
"Mom. I'm ten. I don't own a lipstick. "
483
00:29:59,243 --> 00:30:01,511
So she bought me one.
And ever since then...
484
00:30:02,113 --> 00:30:03,646
Sierra, take our picture!
485
00:30:04,115 --> 00:30:05,849
Where's your camera?
486
00:30:07,518 --> 00:30:09,052
Come here!
487
00:30:12,823 --> 00:30:14,524
Where'd you get that?
488
00:30:15,793 --> 00:30:16,559
That's mine, I've been
looking for it everywhere!
489
00:30:17,661 --> 00:30:19,896
What? No. It's hers.
Maybe it just looks like yours.
490
00:30:20,764 --> 00:30:21,064
- No, it's mine.
- No, it's...
491
00:30:22,199 --> 00:30:22,932
- It's mine.
- Well, Amber says it's hers!
492
00:30:24,135 --> 00:30:25,101
I've been missing that
since the first week of camp.
493
00:30:25,836 --> 00:30:26,035
You think she'd
take your camera?!
494
00:30:26,971 --> 00:30:27,403
- Why would she do that?
- Look at the bottom!
495
00:30:28,339 --> 00:30:30,073
There is a stupid unicorn
thing on the bottom
496
00:30:30,808 --> 00:30:32,442
that my little sister
stuck there!
497
00:30:48,325 --> 00:30:50,093
Sorry. It looked
like mine. Sorry!
498
00:30:51,395 --> 00:30:52,762
- I'm sorry.
- She's the one that took the camera.
499
00:30:53,564 --> 00:30:54,130
I'm sure
it was a mistake.
500
00:30:54,932 --> 00:30:55,665
Mistake?
She took my camera.
501
00:30:56,567 --> 00:30:58,334
How do you mistakenly
take someone's camera?
502
00:30:58,869 --> 00:31:00,737
It has a unicorn on it.
503
00:31:01,272 --> 00:31:03,439
Your eyeliner's smudged.
504
00:31:07,878 --> 00:31:10,380
- I'm sure
she didn't meant to.
505
00:31:26,630 --> 00:31:28,298
Hey, Ian!
506
00:31:29,099 --> 00:31:30,133
Where are you going?
507
00:31:31,035 --> 00:31:32,869
I'm just... not in the mood.
508
00:31:33,237 --> 00:31:34,170
To do this.
509
00:31:34,672 --> 00:31:35,605
What about your song?
510
00:31:36,106 --> 00:31:36,873
You didn't finish it?
511
00:31:37,374 --> 00:31:39,442
No, I did. Sort of.
512
00:31:40,277 --> 00:31:41,077
I just, I don't know.
513
00:31:41,979 --> 00:31:43,379
Why put so much pressure
on myself, you know?
514
00:31:44,215 --> 00:31:45,815
I don't really know
any of these people.
515
00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:47,984
Well, you know me.
516
00:31:49,153 --> 00:31:51,387
Just play it for me.
517
00:32:16,814 --> 00:32:20,750
"Talent. " I decided
to look the word up.
518
00:32:21,418 --> 00:32:23,419
Not for any particular reason.
519
00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:27,023
Did you know that,
in ancient Babylonia,
520
00:32:27,558 --> 00:32:28,992
"talent" meant "weight?"
521
00:32:30,027 --> 00:32:33,630
And here's the modern day
definition of talent:
522
00:32:34,465 --> 00:32:36,432
"A power or ability
of mind or body
523
00:32:37,501 --> 00:32:42,071
viewed as something
divinely entrusted to a person
524
00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:44,874
for use and empowerment. "
525
00:32:47,144 --> 00:32:47,644
Welcome to Talent Night.
526
00:32:48,646 --> 00:32:49,145
All right, Dr. Rand!
527
00:32:50,281 --> 00:32:52,949
All right, first on deck,
we've got Poppy and Sierra!
528
00:33:03,694 --> 00:33:07,630
Believe me if all those
endearing young charms
529
00:33:08,532 --> 00:33:11,701
Which I gaze on
so fondly today
530
00:33:12,936 --> 00:33:15,938
Were to change by tomorrow
and fleet in my arms...
531
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,675
Wouldn't you notice
that sticker on it?
532
00:33:19,443 --> 00:33:20,143
I mean, when
you looked at it...
533
00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:22,712
- What do you want me to say?
- Just admit it wasn't yours!
534
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,516
Fine! I lied.
Are you happy?
535
00:33:30,821 --> 00:33:31,354
Look, forget it.
536
00:33:32,256 --> 00:33:34,090
Let's just do this, OK?
537
00:33:35,025 --> 00:33:36,726
I can't!
538
00:33:50,874 --> 00:33:53,009
All right, up next,
we have Baby Got Back,
539
00:33:53,544 --> 00:33:57,513
by The Divas of Cabin A.
540
00:34:07,591 --> 00:34:08,691
Becca.
This is your number.
541
00:34:09,493 --> 00:34:11,794
What are you doing?
Get up there.
542
00:34:18,902 --> 00:34:21,204
Yeah, girl!
543
00:34:28,946 --> 00:34:30,813
I like big butts
and I cannot lie
544
00:34:31,715 --> 00:34:32,515
You other brothers
can't deny
545
00:34:33,684 --> 00:34:34,684
When a girl walks in
with an itty bitty waist
546
00:34:35,586 --> 00:34:36,185
And a round thing
in your face
547
00:34:37,254 --> 00:34:38,588
You get sprung
Wanna pull out your tough
548
00:34:39,523 --> 00:34:40,656
'Cause you know
that butt is stuffed
549
00:34:41,558 --> 00:34:42,392
Deep in the jeans
she's wearing
550
00:34:43,394 --> 00:34:44,060
I'm hooked
and I can't stop staring
551
00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:46,896
Oh baby, I wanna
get with you
552
00:34:47,564 --> 00:34:48,030
And take your picture
553
00:34:48,899 --> 00:34:49,799
My homeboys
tried to warn me
554
00:34:50,768 --> 00:34:53,436
But that butt you got
make me so horny
555
00:34:59,410 --> 00:35:00,777
Word.
556
00:35:01,445 --> 00:35:02,612
Word.
557
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:03,813
Word.
558
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,518
Yeah! What? What?
559
00:35:08,786 --> 00:35:09,619
Yeah!
560
00:35:10,654 --> 00:35:13,256
We'll get over this
We'll begin to mend
561
00:35:14,358 --> 00:35:17,093
When we're out of time
We'll be back again
562
00:35:18,095 --> 00:35:20,596
You can let me down
Give me the runaround
563
00:35:21,598 --> 00:35:24,066
As long as we don't
run this ship aground
564
00:35:25,269 --> 00:35:28,104
When we're falling off
We're nowhere near a wall
565
00:35:29,006 --> 00:35:32,074
I hold in my hand
an ordinary newspaper.
566
00:35:33,310 --> 00:35:36,546
I will now pour this
ordinary milk into it.
567
00:35:37,114 --> 00:35:37,880
I won't let you go
568
00:35:38,549 --> 00:35:41,818
Know you know ts hope
569
00:35:42,419 --> 00:35:45,455
Means too much...
570
00:35:45,856 --> 00:35:46,856
Oh...
571
00:35:47,191 --> 00:35:48,624
Boo!
572
00:35:48,992 --> 00:35:50,593
Boo!
573
00:35:51,728 --> 00:35:54,363
Ta-da!
574
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,467
You suck!
575
00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:00,470
I shouldn't have used
non-fat milk.
576
00:36:03,774 --> 00:36:05,374
There was actually a dove
that came with this kit...
577
00:36:06,109 --> 00:36:08,144
...but I ate it.
578
00:36:08,679 --> 00:36:09,412
I was hungry!
579
00:36:10,314 --> 00:36:12,415
I didn't know fat camp
would be so hard.
580
00:36:14,585 --> 00:36:15,818
I finally understand what
the Donner Party felt like.
581
00:36:19,523 --> 00:36:23,926
Let's hear it for
"Magic-Alistair!"
582
00:36:24,962 --> 00:36:28,598
This is the hardest decision
I've ever had to make...
583
00:36:29,399 --> 00:36:30,967
I choose...
584
00:36:31,935 --> 00:36:32,735
...celibacy.
585
00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:34,570
No!
586
00:36:35,339 --> 00:36:37,273
Forgive me,
North Dakota.
587
00:36:37,641 --> 00:36:37,874
Forgive me.
588
00:36:38,942 --> 00:36:42,044
All right, up next, we have
an original song, by Ian.
589
00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:46,649
So, um...
590
00:36:47,551 --> 00:36:50,887
This song was inspired
by a poem I found.
591
00:36:51,855 --> 00:36:54,524
I don't know whowrote i.
592
00:36:55,893 --> 00:36:58,327
...you are out there,
somewhere...
593
00:36:59,897 --> 00:37:01,497
...and you're awesome.
594
00:37:13,844 --> 00:37:17,446
Why does the time move
forward and never end?
595
00:37:18,482 --> 00:37:21,350
Why can't I somehow
become a child again?
596
00:37:22,085 --> 00:37:24,053
I'd do it right this time
597
00:37:24,788 --> 00:37:25,855
I'd do it right this time
598
00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:30,326
I'd do it right this time
599
00:37:31,695 --> 00:37:35,264
Ooh
600
00:37:35,999 --> 00:37:39,902
Ooh
601
00:37:40,904 --> 00:37:41,737
Snow would fall upwards
602
00:37:42,573 --> 00:37:43,773
Dead leaves
would turn green
603
00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:48,411
I'd be a version of myself
I've never seen
604
00:37:49,146 --> 00:37:50,479
I'd do it right this time
605
00:37:51,214 --> 00:37:52,448
I'd do it right this time
606
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:56,919
I'd do it right this time
607
00:37:57,854 --> 00:38:01,490
Ooh
608
00:38:01,825 --> 00:38:05,595
Ooh
609
00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:08,598
But snow falls down
610
00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:12,602
And dead leaves break apart
611
00:38:14,438 --> 00:38:17,139
Yeah, things fall down
612
00:38:17,874 --> 00:38:21,377
And people break your heart
613
00:38:22,112 --> 00:38:25,214
And people break your heart
614
00:38:27,517 --> 00:38:29,151
And time moves forward
615
00:38:29,753 --> 00:38:30,820
So does this song
616
00:38:31,521 --> 00:38:33,289
Which I can barely write
617
00:38:33,957 --> 00:38:35,091
So I'll write it wrong
618
00:38:35,926 --> 00:38:36,926
I'll write it wrong
this time
619
00:38:37,794 --> 00:38:39,462
Cause wrong is right
this time
620
00:38:40,330 --> 00:38:44,300
Let's do it right
this time
621
00:39:06,523 --> 00:39:07,857
All right. Whoa.
622
00:39:09,026 --> 00:39:11,227
Well, we have someone crazy
enough to want to follow that...
623
00:39:12,396 --> 00:39:18,234
Please welcome Will, with an
imitation of "someone we know. "
624
00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:26,308
Will...?
625
00:39:28,412 --> 00:39:30,079
I was so bad...
626
00:39:32,683 --> 00:39:35,618
- You were so amazing!
- You were!
627
00:39:36,653 --> 00:39:37,286
Ian... that was so beautiful.
628
00:39:38,255 --> 00:39:39,955
- Wasn't that beautiful?
- What happened to Will?
629
00:39:40,424 --> 00:39:42,258
How should I know?
630
00:39:55,872 --> 00:39:57,673
I'm really sorry,
I screwed up...
631
00:39:58,275 --> 00:40:00,142
Don't even worry about it.
632
00:40:01,712 --> 00:40:03,913
It's just...
I've just never had...
633
00:40:04,715 --> 00:40:05,514
...the kind of stuff
that you have...
634
00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:09,051
It's so over.
Let's never fight again.
635
00:40:11,455 --> 00:40:12,421
I made out with Trent.
636
00:40:12,756 --> 00:40:15,291
Oh, my God!
637
00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:17,893
Oh, yay!
638
00:40:20,097 --> 00:40:22,231
I really enjoyed that.
639
00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,634
You know, in terms of this
ownership situation...
640
00:40:26,703 --> 00:40:30,106
You might want to consider
some sort of enclosure.
641
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,509
I could help you with that.
642
00:40:34,311 --> 00:40:34,810
If you'd like.
643
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:36,645
Do I seem like
the kind of person
644
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:39,448
who can't laugh
at themselves?
645
00:40:40,650 --> 00:40:42,518
I think that's
how people see me.
646
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:46,288
I... Also...
647
00:40:47,124 --> 00:40:48,591
I owe you an apology.
648
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,461
When I insisted on walking
the property with you...
649
00:40:53,296 --> 00:40:53,729
It was implying
I didn't trust you.
650
00:40:54,798 --> 00:40:58,167
It wasn't implying anything.
It was making it clear.
651
00:41:08,745 --> 00:41:10,679
What sort of enclosure?
652
00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:14,984
We'll talk.
653
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,128
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
654
00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:34,703
Will!
655
00:41:37,674 --> 00:41:39,074
What the hell?
You missed it!
656
00:41:39,743 --> 00:41:41,143
How much did you read?
657
00:41:41,711 --> 00:41:43,846
- What?
- Just tell me.
658
00:41:44,815 --> 00:41:46,215
That was yours?
659
00:41:51,154 --> 00:41:52,588
One page! Barely a page...
660
00:41:53,356 --> 00:41:53,956
You really expect me
to believe that?
661
00:41:55,058 --> 00:41:58,494
I opened it to see whose it was,
and there was that poem.
662
00:42:00,664 --> 00:42:02,531
Do you even care?
That I loved it?
663
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,600
I can't believe
you would do that.
664
00:42:05,402 --> 00:42:07,286
I can't believe
you don't believe me.
665
00:42:07,404 --> 00:42:10,506
- I'm your friend.
- So I thought.
666
00:42:13,844 --> 00:42:15,578
I was. I would have been.
667
00:42:16,279 --> 00:42:17,980
Do you even know
what that means?
668
00:42:20,584 --> 00:42:24,086
We're not friends.
You killed it.
669
00:42:25,088 --> 00:42:27,456
No. You did.
670
00:42:28,031 --> 00:42:33,031
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