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(PHONE ALERT)
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(CHOPPING)
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So your boss didn't invite you
to his birthday. Big deal!
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I don't believe it!
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Stu Hibbert is wheeling out
The Hunchback Of Notre-Dame again.
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He's done it at the Christmas party
three years running.
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Well, he's got a stoop and he's no looker.
He's just playing to his strengths.
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They've got no imagination.
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I mean...
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Remember the year I went as Bungle?
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Eh? They're still talking about it.
Nobody will ever top that.
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So have you met Ryan Shawcross?
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- Yeah.
- And Jack Butland?
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- Yeah.
- What about Shaqiri?
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He gave me his old sunglasses.
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What?!
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There you go, Tyler.
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One mango and quinoa smoothie.
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So your mam and dad
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- are off to the Cotswolds, eh?
- Yeah.
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Bit of one-on-one time. Nice.
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No, they went with Terry and Gillian.
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- The other side of you.
- What?
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Yeah, it's their silver wedding.
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I think a few people from the street went.
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Right.
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Did you know about this?
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I had heard something.
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Ruth and Barry were going,
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and Vijay and Amala.
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Mark and Kelly...
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Mark and Kelly? They only moved in
five minutes ago!
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We've known Terry and Gill for years!
I cut down that tree for 'em!
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It was the wrong tree, Neil.
And it fell on their greenhouse.
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Plus, we looked after their tortoise
when they went to Lanzarote.
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- It ran away.
- Only six months ago!
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How far could it have got?
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People are so ungrateful.
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(PHONE ALERT)
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"Best Bungle ever."
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(DISTANT CONVERSATION)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
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- Guess what?
- Don't tell me.
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Someone else had taken them.
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No, better than that!
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Robert had accidentally put on Leo's hat,
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and Leo had put on Robert's!
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- They never did!
- They did!
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It's true!
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I mean, I can't tell it as well as him.
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- (THEY LAUGH)
- (CLEARS HIS THROAT)
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Hiya. Have you got any manuka honey?
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We're just out.
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Got chocolate spread.
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I'm not sure if that's a superfood...
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I like it.
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Anyway, they head up to...
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Yeah, you see, we've got
our neighbours' kid staying with us.
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Tyler O'Shea.
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Remember the name?
Plays for Stoke City academy?
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I was just saying to the wife, I said,
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"You don't put chip fat in a Lamborghini,
do you?"
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So, they get to the 17th floor,
and they realise -
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"Oh, no, we've only gone and left
the blueprints in the Portakabin..."
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- No!
- "...when we went to get the hats."
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- Oh, no!
- Yes!
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They'd left the blueprints...
That's unbelievable.
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They'd left the blueprints
in the Portakabin!
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...back down the road. 16,
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15, 14, all the way.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER)
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(BIRDS CHIRP)
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We are having a party.
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- What? When?
- Tonight.
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Is this about your boss?
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- No.
- Terry and Gillian.
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You don't have to have an agenda
to have a party.
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You generally need an occasion.
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But you're the one who's always saying
we should throw more parties.
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You always say no!
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I could dig out that cocktail-shaker
we brought with us.
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Remember the one I made your dad
for his 60th?
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He had to have his stomach pumped.
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Don't blame that on my Dark and Stormy.
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He washed down his Warfarin
with nine pints of mild.
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I mean, we could mend some fences,
I suppose.
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Come on. Just imagine.
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Michael Bublé on the stereo,
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Mr Fieldhouse sipping a Manhattan,
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Ben Thistlethwaite necking
a Black Russian in the corner.
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I'd have to do a buffet.
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And I thought we were going to
the Pencil Museum?
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Come on!
Nobody puts on a spread like you.
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Six different kinds of chicken leg
at your dad's funeral.
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- Six!
- People couldn't believe it!
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Tandoori chicken, Chinese chicken,
barbecue chicken,
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- Cajun...
- All right, all right!
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We'll throw a party.
I just don't see what the rush is.
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Well, you know me.
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Mr Spontaneity.
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We stayed in for the Millennium.
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I had a cold!
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But tonight, I am snot free
and we are going to party like it's 1999.
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Ooh!
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So...will there be any Chiquita bananas
there?
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Dunno.
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There might be a bowl of salad, but I
think it's mainly just chicken legs.
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No! Sweet-locks!
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Sweet-locks?
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Kaboofers.
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Will there be any stone-cold foxes
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at the party tonight?
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- Oh! You mean girls.
- Yes.
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Nah. It's mainly just pensioners
on this site.
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- I mean, every now and again...
- Hey, Garth!
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...hi.
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She's a lot older than she looks.
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Number 86 are coming.
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Number 89 said they might drop by.
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Number 91, 92 and 93 weren't in.
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Number 94 and 95 have accepted.
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Number 97 said they'd love to,
but not if 94 are coming.
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Number 98's coming down with summat,
number 99 said yes,
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and 100 just refused to answer the door.
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- What about number 7?
- Number...7...
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The Dillons.
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Oh, the Dillons. They, uh...didn't really
give a straight answer.
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Did you give them a straight question?
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Not in so many words.
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Did you ask them in any words?
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Look, it wouldn't really be their thing,
would it?
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Music, Mojitos, intelligent conversation.
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Look, Robert's just not very good
with people.
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He'd be happier staying in
with Ant & Dec.
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We've got Errol Flynn and Paris Hilton
living on our doorstep
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and you won't invite them to a party.
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It wouldn't be fair on the other guests.
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He corners people. There's no getting away
from him once he's started.
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Are you going to ask them or shall I?
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(GROANS PETULANTLY)
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Just admit it.
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- You fancy her.
- No, I don't.
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"Hey, Garth."
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She never said it like that.
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- She likes you, man!
- No, she doesn't.
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She's got a boyfriend.
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So what?
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So she'd never go behind Sebastian's back.
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Sebastian?
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Where is this Sebastian?
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- Walton-on-Thames.
- You're from Stoke-on-Trent
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and you're afraid of Sebastian
from Walton-on-Thames?
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- No!
- You love her!
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- No, I don't!
- Yeah, you do.
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It even says it there. Look.
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Oh, my God. What have you done?!
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Tonight's the night. Don't let me down.
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No! It's fine, I understand.
Don't apologise.
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It just doesn't sound like
our kind of thing.
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Well, Ant & Dec's on the TV.
You don't want to come out.
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Yes. Absolutely.
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Robert's a huge fan.
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Hello! Ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, wey-ey, man.
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Yes. Hello.
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Er, come inside, darling,
you look freezing.
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- Neil was just leaving.
- Oh, right.
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He, er...only popped by to, er...
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...update her on the refurbishment at
Keele services.
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- Oh!
- Yes! How are the...
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self-service tills working out?
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Oh, we were just saying, if I had a fiver
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for every unexpected item
in the bagging area...
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Wonderful!
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- Well, we should let you get going.
- Yeah.
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There's plenty for you to organise
before tonight.
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- Tonight?
- Yeah!
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The big bash! I just ran into Fiona.
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- Thank you very much for the invite.
- Yeah, well...
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So we'll see you around six o'clock?
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Looking forward to it!
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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I mean, what else could they call me?
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Born at 3am on 21st July 1969.
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Neil Armstrong setting foot onto one
world, I was setting foot onto this.
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Hello. I'm Barbara.
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I mean, all I can say is, I'm glad
Buzz Aldrin was second down that ladder.
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- (LAUGHS)
- FIONA: Who brought it?
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Lorraine Sykes.
It's like charades, she said.
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What do you have to do?
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You have to pick a card out at random
and then act it out.
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Right, well.
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"You are changing a tyre."
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"You are a government official
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"trying to cover up a UFO landing
on Salisbury Plain."
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Is that Lorraine Sykes' game?
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I did tell her it was a sophisticated
cocktail evening,
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not a seven-year-old's birthday party.
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What else did she bring?
Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
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THISTLETHWAITE: So, are you expecting
a big night?
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FIELDHOUSE: I might swing it into Keswick
later,
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see what's going down.
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Work hard, play hard - that's my motto.
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Since when?
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You've been repainting that launderette
for the last two-and-a-half years!
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Look, it's a very demanding job,
running this site.
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It would be very easy to overextend
myself.
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Not in those trousers.
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Yeah. Where'd you get them from -
Suzi Quatro's washing line?
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(LAUGHS FALSELY)
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TYLER: She's here.
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I'll, er... I'll go over in a minute.
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You won't go over at all.
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You'll wait for her to come to you,
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because she is Mohammed
and you are the mountain.
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Or is it the other way around?
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Either way, you're staying put.
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- Really, no.
- Oh, hi!
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- Ah!
- So glad you could make it.
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Oh, no, not at all. We wouldn't have
missed it for the world.
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We love a party - especially Penny. God.
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She was always organising them in Ibiza
until...
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- Well, until they got a bit out of hand.
- Like the one with all the footballers
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- when I was a baby?
- Yeah.
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I brought a few friends back from
Café Mambo.
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A few friends?!
There was over 100 people!
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I woke up, looked out of my bedroom window
at three in the morning,
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and there was Athletico Bilbao
in our swimming pool.
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We had a lot of fun, but I just...
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I'd sooner they'd been wearing trunks.
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- Mmm.
- Oh.
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- Neil would have hit the roof.
- Ah.
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- Unless it was Stoke City.
- (ROBERT LAUGHS)
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Greetings.
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Oh, hello, Neil. Look, we've
brought you this. It's just a...
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- Well, it's just a little something.
- It's from Guyana.
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A blend of the finest rums,
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matured for 21 years, within six degrees
of the equator.
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Six degrees! I don't normally touch
anything over four.
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- Ha-ha!
- Be nice with a splash of Irn-Bru.
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We were saving it for a special occasion.
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And this is it!
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Thanks so much for loaning us the marquee.
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- Oh, no, not at all.
- And for setting it up.
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I'm pleased we could put it to good use.
248
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,920
Every circus needs a big top.
249
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,960
- Robert!
- Oh!
250
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,680
I was worried you weren't going to come.
251
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:33,400
Hey, you've got to tell this lot about you
and Leo and the blueprint.
252
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,640
I thought I was going to have an aneurysm!
253
00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,520
It's just a little story, an anecdote.
254
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,480
- It's not really worth, er...
- No, no. Your public awaits.
255
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,200
Well...OK, then. Well, er,
256
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,720
Leo and I, as I've told you,
went up to the top of the building,
257
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,800
and realised that we'd
left the blueprint behind.
258
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,320
And not only that, our hats as well!
259
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,760
(RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)
260
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,040
Ladies and gentlemen,
the cocktail bar is open!
261
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,400
(CHEERING)
262
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,840
- Right, then. Who's first?
- Can I have a Cosmopolitan?
263
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,520
You can, love.
264
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,000
A Long Island Iced Tea, please.
265
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:06,960
Just bear with me.
266
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,200
Manhattan, please!
267
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,240
It's on its way.
268
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,960
An Old-Fashioned, a Piña Colada,
269
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,040
and two Whiskey Sours.
270
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,720
ALL: Oh!
271
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,480
- Er...
- Come on!
272
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,360
Do you think you should give him a hand?
273
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,400
It's not really my forte.
274
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,000
You were head barman at Raffles Hotel
in Singapore.
275
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,280
That was more of a...sort of glorified
holiday job.
276
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,600
This is Neil's party. I just don't think
I should interfere.
277
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,680
Whoa!
278
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,760
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
279
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,240
- (PEOPLE SHOUT ORDERS AND ADVICE)
- Right, OK!
280
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,000
- Mai Tai.
- Mai Tai!
281
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,760
- Come on!
- What do you...?
282
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,680
Never mind the juggling.
Where is my Frozen Daiquiri?
283
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,720
Hey! You've got Blue Curaçao on my shirt!
284
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,280
- Oh, boo-hoo.
- Cuba Libre!
285
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,000
The good stuff! Brewed 60 degrees
north of Ecuador.
286
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,640
(GLASS SMASHES)
287
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,120
(GASPS)
288
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,760
A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom.
289
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,560
I think I've, er...
I think I've sprained it.
290
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,040
Let's have a look.
291
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,360
I'm sorry, everybody, the, er..
292
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,640
cocktail bar's closed.
293
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,960
(MURMURS OF DISAPPOINTMENT)
294
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,120
Help yourself to beers.
295
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,120
(DOOR OPENS)
296
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,800
Think he'll live.
297
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,360
Never mind.
298
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,000
Excuse the presentation,
it was all a bit last-minute.
299
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,560
Oh, no. They look, er...
300
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,840
too good to eat.
301
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,960
Why he suddenly wanted to throw a party,
God only knows.
302
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,440
Guess how he celebrated his 40th.
303
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,840
Don't tell me. He went to the cinema.
304
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,040
Sorry. Not even your husband
could be that much of a killjoy.
305
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,440
- Iron Man 2.
- Oh, good grief.
306
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,800
We spent three weeks on Bora Bora
for mine.
307
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:55,360
We had a villa over the lagoon
with its own private butler.
308
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,040
Tapurai.
309
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,240
He was six foot five and 17 stone,
310
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,400
but so gentle with his hands.
311
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,000
We partied on the beach
for nine days solid.
312
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,200
Clothing was optional.
313
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,800
Not at the Odeon.
They're very strict on that.
314
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,040
Heh. We danced till we dropped.
315
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,520
Even Robert, with his two left feet.
316
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,520
I suppose this is all a bit tame for you.
317
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,840
The night is young.
318
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,000
Of course, when I was a student nurse,
319
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,800
we got up to all sorts.
320
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,280
Oh, there was this one night...
321
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,120
(WHISPERS)
322
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,360
But no-one got arrested, so the following
week we did it all over again.
323
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,760
Oh. Those were the days.
324
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,200
Ey, help yourself to chicken.
325
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,680
(LAUGHS)
326
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,760
Calls himself a cocktail waiter?
327
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,360
He's clearly never made a Frozen Daiquiri
in his life.
328
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,360
THISTLETHWAITE: Hugh Hefner he is not.
329
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,400
FIELDHOUSE: Shall we try his chicken?
Well, I say chicken.
330
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,800
I haven't seen Mrs Wilson from Lodge 42
in a couple of days...
331
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,760
Five minutes in, got the ball to the feet,
332
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,320
bang, it was a goal!
333
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,680
That's as simple as it is.
334
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,240
PETRA: Your friend Tyler
seems pretty confident.
335
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,440
We've known each other
since we were babies.
336
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,640
One of us has grown up...
337
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,880
...and the other one wears his initials
on his chest.
338
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,480
- What, just in case he forgets who he is?
- Yeah, exactly!
339
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,960
I mean, look at him,
340
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,360
with his hair, his designer jeans,
341
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,920
the eight-pack...
342
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,640
Eight-pack?
343
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,000
Yeah. He's always asking me to punch him.
What a loser.
344
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,320
Totally.
345
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,560
No! No, darling, it's not my place.
346
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,040
Listen, mister, you swapped Ibiza
for the Swamp District.
347
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:58,120
You dragged me to this jamboree.
You can make me a Mojito.
348
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:02,720
Come on, Robert.
Let's get this party started!
349
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,680
(CHEERING)
350
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,760
Well, I suppose I could help out.
Only if it's agreeable to you.
351
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,720
Everything's agreeable to me.
352
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,800
( Hippy Hippy Shake)
353
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,560
CHANTING: Robert! Robert! Robert! Robert!
Robert! Robert!
354
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,160
Robert! Robert! Robert!
355
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,800
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
356
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,800
Ha-ha!
357
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,840
(CHANTING RESUMES)
358
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,120
(MUSIC STOPS)
359
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,680
What are you playing at, you fool?
360
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,920
Lorraine Sykes has brought a game.
361
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,960
Well...I think that's an excellent idea.
362
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,520
Brilliant, yes.
Let's all play Lorraine's game.
363
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,040
(MOUTHS)
364
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,680
(DOOR OPENS)
365
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,800
Where is she?
366
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,560
She's gone to get some chicken.
367
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,280
- Have you sealed the deal?
- We're just talking.
368
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,720
Talking?!
369
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,800
I've left you alone with her in a bedroom
for 27 minutes,
370
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,120
and you're still in your own half?
371
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,800
Well, she said she liked my pencil case.
372
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,040
Well, maybe we should leave them to it,
then.
373
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,200
- Just give me a bit longer.
- What for?
374
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,160
So she can fall in love with
your alarm clock?
375
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,560
Meanwhile, I'm talking to some lunatic
376
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,600
who's telling me Elvis Presley shot JFK.
377
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,400
She is the only cutie patootie
at this party.
378
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,520
- Lorraine Sykes?
- No! Petra!
379
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,640
So if you're not going to
make a move on her, I will.
380
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,760
Oh! Hi.
381
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,240
Chicken?
382
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,240
You're in the shower.
383
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,360
You're changing a light bulb.
384
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,280
- No!
- No talking!
385
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,080
- Ten seconds.
- You're dealing a deck of cards.
386
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,360
You're counting money.
387
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,720
- You're Kojak sucking on a lollipop.
- Time!
388
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,400
Oh, come on!
389
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,480
I was a chimpanzee eating a banana.
390
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,040
- ALL: Oh!
- ROBERT: Oh, of course!
391
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,080
No, that was excellent, Neil,
you were very convincing.
392
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,880
I didn't even realise he was acting.
393
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,480
Right, then. Let's see who's next.
394
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,040
I think it should be Robert...
395
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,560
CHANTING: Robert! Robert! Robert! Robert!
396
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,040
Oh, all right!
397
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,080
(CHEERING)
398
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,520
Right, let's have a little look here.
399
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,560
What have we got? What have we got?
400
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,000
Ooh-hoo! That's a bit of a stinker.
401
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,000
Right. Ready?
402
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,160
Er...
403
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,880
OK.
404
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,440
You're Ernest Rutherford,
splitting the atom!
405
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,520
Bingo!
406
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,560
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
407
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,520
- Thank you. Right, I'm having another go.
- Neil!
408
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,760
It isn't your turn!
409
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,080
"You are David Icke
fighting the reptilian elite."
410
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,080
Give it up!
411
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,960
Right. OK. Now, this time,
412
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,720
everybody concentrate, yeah?
413
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,040
(GIGGLING)
414
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,520
So, so you think that you could take
Sebastian in a sword fight?
415
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,360
I bet you he could take Sebastian
in a sword fight.
416
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,520
Sorry.
417
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,880
It's fine.
418
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,360
Don't underestimate this one.
419
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,280
Underneath that questionable shirt is
Stoke's answer to Jason Statham.
420
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,840
Ain't that right, Garth?
421
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,520
I'm going to go and get some more drinks.
422
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,080
- Oh, my God! Are you OK?
- Yep, I'm fine.
423
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,520
(THEY LAUGH)
424
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,480
(NEIL SCREAMS)
425
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,000
You're Luis Suárez
trying to win a penalty.
426
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,680
No, come on, look!
427
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,640
- You're a one-eyed woodlouse.
- (BELL RINGS)
428
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,200
- Time!
- Aah!
429
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,040
What is wrong with you people?
430
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,480
I was King Harold
in the Battle of Hastings?
431
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,200
You were doing the Mobot.
432
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,520
- I was putting my crown on!
- Oh.
433
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,520
And as for you.
434
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,720
- Stargazing?
- I thought it was a telescope!
435
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,840
How is...
436
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,880
(MIMICS ARROW THEN SCREAMS)
437
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,880
...a telescope?
438
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,320
When was the last time you saw
Patrick Moore on horseback?
439
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,040
And as for you, Lester Piggott -
440
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,240
yeah, cos he's always going after the
other jockeys with his sword, isn't he?
441
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,120
The Derby was a bloodbath!
442
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,280
And don't think I don't know
what's going on.
443
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,680
You planned this.
444
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,880
- You're all in on it together.
- What?
445
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,640
Like some sort of conspiracy?
446
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,520
- Yes.
- Neil, it's just a game.
447
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,600
It's not just a game, though, is it?
448
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,640
It's the story of my life.
449
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,400
- Neil!
- Excuse me.
450
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,040
Neil!
451
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,200
(SNORTS)
452
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,400
Should have stuck with David Icke, eh?
453
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,920
Right, then. Who's next?
454
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,760
I think it should be...
455
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,520
CHANTS: Robert!
456
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,720
ALL: Robert! Robert! Robert!
457
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,360
(CHEERING)
458
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,560
You're Neil Hackett on the verge of
a nervous breakdown.
459
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,640
- Do you blame me?
- Not at all.
460
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,080
Ernest Rutherford splitting the atom?
461
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,560
Ernest Rutherford!
462
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,840
From that?
463
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,120
Fieldhouse must have seen the answer.
464
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,280
No, he didn't.
465
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,560
It's my husband. It's what he does.
466
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,480
Take that tedious anecdote
about his hard hat.
467
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,240
- How is that funny?
- It isn't.
468
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,640
Not if you say it. Not if I say it.
469
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,200
- So why are people laughing?
- Because Robert said it.
470
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,160
He's the sun, and everybody wants a tan.
471
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,640
Even me.
472
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,480
I don't know how you deal with it.
473
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,200
It's murder.
474
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,440
I spend my entire life on the sidelines.
475
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,000
Did you know he's just had a watercolour
exhibited at the Royal Academy?
476
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,280
Oh. So he's an artist as well?
477
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,880
Nope. He was just dabbling.
478
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,200
Last summer, he won the men's doubles
at our local tennis club.
479
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,720
Somebody's got to, I suppose.
480
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,080
His partner didn't show up.
481
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,880
So you should quit while you're behind.
482
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,160
What do you mean?
483
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,880
You can throw as many parties as you like,
484
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,480
but you'll never be more popular
than he is,
485
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,000
because everybody loves a winner.
486
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,680
There must be something he can't do.
487
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,800
There is one thing.
488
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,440
That's absolutely marvellous.
489
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,440
Come on, stop monopolising Robert.
490
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,720
Wants to let his hair down,
don't you, Robert?
491
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,200
- Show us a few moves!
- Oh, no, I really...
492
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,640
- Man of your talents...
- Ah.
493
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,040
Plays tennis,
494
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,080
had a couple of runouts for Northampton,
495
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,160
won the Boat Race!
496
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,320
- I take it you did win.
- Well, yes, yes, yes, we did,
497
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,320
but there were several other chaps in
the boat, and the cox of course, so...
498
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,000
Have a dance.
499
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,840
- Oh, I...
- Come on.
500
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,480
Have a dance.
501
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,600
Who wants to see Robert dance, eh?
502
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,720
(ALL CHEER)
503
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,360
A little bit of Fred Astaire.
504
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,720
Hey, with a bit of Ginger thrown in.
505
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,520
Please, no.
506
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,280
I just... I'd really rather not,
if it's all the same to you. So, um...
507
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,000
(SOFTLY) Robert...
508
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,240
No, Neil, don't do that.
509
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,240
- No, no, please...
- ALL CHANTING: Robert! Robert! Robert!
510
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,040
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
511
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,760
( OLLY MURS: Dance With Me Tonight)
512
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,880
(CHANTING TRAILS OFF)
513
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,320
(VOLUME INCREASES)
514
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:19,040
- Robert. Just relax and follow me.
- OK.
515
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,440
- We're just going to go side to side.
- Ah.
516
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,080
- Oh! There we go.
- Oh, right.
517
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,160
That's better, isn't it?
518
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,520
Oh! Oh, how exciting. How does that go?
519
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,120
Oh! Come on, then.
520
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,440
- ROBERT: How about that?
- (THEY LAUGH)
521
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,640
(GIRL LAUGHS)
522
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,720
( JESS GLYNNE: Hold My Hand)
523
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,080
Oh, won't you hold my hand?
524
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,920
Cos I don't wanna walk on my own
any more
525
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,720
Won't you understand?
526
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,760
Cos I don't wanna walk alone
527
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,120
I'm ready for this, there's no denying
528
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,520
I'm ready for this, you stop me falling
529
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,360
I'm ready for this, I need you all-in
530
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,560
I'm ready for this
531
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,440
So darling, hold my hand
532
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,080
Don't wanna know
533
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,920
That feeling when I'm all alone
534
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,840
So please don't make me wait...
535
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,960
(CHEERING)
536
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,440
Oh! Ed Balls to Olly Murs, darling.
537
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,080
I was never Shadow Chancellor.
538
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,400
Oh, shut up and dance.
539
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,960
Oh, it's a wonderful party.
540
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,320
Oh, thanks!
541
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,960
I haven't danced like this since the night
542
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,600
the MOD released the files on
the Rendlesham Forest incident.
543
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,640
Oh, yeah, hi!
544
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,000
- Good evening.
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
545
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,560
I must say, you're looking rather lovely
this evening.
546
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,040
Are you coming to sort out my guttering
tomorrow?
547
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080
Sorry, I'm repainting the launderette.
548
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,880
I'm ready for this, there's no denying
549
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,280
I'm ready for this, you stop me falling
550
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,560
I'm ready for this, I need you all-in
551
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,920
I'm ready for this
552
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,960
So darling, hold my hand.
553
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,880
Where's Tyler?
554
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,960
He's with Petra.
555
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,040
Oh, I see.
556
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,880
- How's the party?
- Oh, it's rocking.
557
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,240
Just...thought I'd get some air.
558
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,760
Yeah, me too.
559
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,720
Life's full of Tylers.
560
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,960
Tell me about it.
561
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,640
I mean, there's loads of them in 10C.
562
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,000
There's Tyler Manning, Tyler Bradbury,
563
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,800
- Tyler...
- No!
564
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,320
What I mean is, his type.
565
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,240
Good-looking, successful, admired.
566
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,400
Not like us.
567
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,880
Oh, thanks, Dad!
568
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,720
Yeah, I'm really glad we had this chat.
569
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,320
Have you ever thought about becoming
a motivational speaker or something?
570
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,080
What I mean is...
571
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,360
You've got to be your own person.
572
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,160
Happy within yourself.
Comfortable in your own skin.
573
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,680
Like me.
574
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,120
FIONA: There you are!
575
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,280
- Just come to get some air.
- Some air, yeah.
576
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,200
Come back to the party.
577
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,960
Nobody wants me there.
578
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,920
- I want you there.
- I want you there.
579
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,040
I want you there.
580
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,360
As long as I can stay here.
581
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,320
Home.
582
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,680
Now.
583
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,440
Is there any chicken left?
584
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,240
There's a bit of tandoori.
And some barbecue.
585
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,600
- Oh, and a plate of Chinese.
- Ooh!
586
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,600
Might even be a few Cajun wings left,
if you're lucky.
587
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,960
- I'm not dancing, though.
- Oh, come on, love.
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