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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:35,560 I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high oo'er vales and hills 2 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,280 - When all at once... - It's o'er vales and hills. 3 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,280 - What? - O'er vales and hills. 4 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,520 You said oo'er, like, "Ooh-er, Matron!" 5 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:48,080 I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills 6 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,760 - When all at once I saw a crowd... - Whoa! 7 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,040 Did you see that badger? 8 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,440 - He's not getting up from that. - When all at once I saw a crowd 9 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,080 - A host of golden... - Is Roxy all right? 10 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,120 Will you be quiet? 11 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,760 He must think he's in a tsunami. 12 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,080 Dad took that last bend like Nico Rosberg. 13 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,920 Carry on, love. 14 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,480 No, they're not interested. 15 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,640 - I am. - The moment's gone. 16 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,840 I wanna hear the rest of it. 17 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,160 - It's fine. - I was enjoying myself. 18 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,200 I'm not bothered. 19 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,800 - I want to hear the poem. - A host of golden daffodils. 20 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,800 All right? A host of golden daffodils. 21 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,920 Happy now?! 22 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,320 O'er there! 23 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,120 NEIL: Sing 'em a song about a bloke from Leeds swallowing a packet of seeds, 24 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,320 they're enthralled! 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,800 - Introduce a bit of culture...? - You're not bothered, are you? 26 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,120 And I did not take that corner too tight. 27 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,240 - NEIL: Now, then, look at that! - Look at that! 28 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,160 FIONA: Neil, watch the speed bump. Watch the speed bump! 29 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,600 - (WATER SLOSHES) - Oh, Neil! 30 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,280 (ALL TALK AT ONCE) 31 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,200 NEIL: I told you to put them in Tupperware, didn't I? 32 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,840 Banksy looks well traumatised. 33 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,520 He'll have forgotten about it already. 34 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,920 - (CAR APPROACHES) - Oh, hey up, 35 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,640 here comes Barbie and Ken. 36 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,320 - Dream house and hot tub sold separately. - Neil! 37 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,520 Right. 38 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,600 They don't have an emoji for quinoa! 39 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:11,920 - I'm sorry? - Mum has started 40 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,520 composing her shopping lists entirely in emojis. 41 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,080 They're modern-day hieroglyphics. 42 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,640 Oh, right. Blimey, we'll be writing novels with them next! 43 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,240 War And Peace will be two pages long. 44 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,360 Russian flag, French flag, heart, cannon, dove. 45 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,080 (CHUCKLES) 46 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,760 Right, shall we? 47 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,680 Well, the Eagle has finally landed. 48 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,440 One small step for Neil Hackett, one giant leap for this family. 49 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,080 Our first full day of our first proper season. 50 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,480 These are the keys to our future happiness. 51 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,680 These can unlock the door to all our hopes and dreams. 52 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,440 Yeah, well, it won't fix the Wi-Fi! 53 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,200 Might as well be on the moon! 54 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,760 Oh, look who's here - the Stoke massive. 55 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,480 Darling, they're perfectly nice people. 56 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,560 Hiya! 57 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,400 Oh, hello! 58 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,000 Thistlethwaite was on the verge of demolishing that hovel. 59 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,920 I would have driven the bulldozer myself. 60 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,240 I think it's rather homely. 61 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,720 - Homely?! - Yes. 62 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,960 - It belongs in Soweto! - Darling! 63 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,280 Do you know what the temperature is in Ibiza? 64 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,560 - Go on. - 34 degrees. 65 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,000 We'd be sat by the pool, our bougainvillea in bloom, 66 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,160 crickets in full voice, 67 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,400 lizards basking on the patio. 68 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,240 You couldn't stand the lizards, you used to chase them with the pool-skimmer! 69 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,000 And the crickets made your ears bleed. 70 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,800 I'd crawl over broken glass to have my crickets back. 71 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,840 And you frequently did, my darling. 72 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,760 Well, we're older and wiser now, aren't we? 73 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,920 Older and wiser and considerably colder. 74 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,320 But then Darren suggested putting the neck supports above the A to Zs, 75 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,480 left of the news island! 76 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,680 He's genius! 77 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,320 That will bag him the Nobel! 78 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,480 - Who's this? - Dad's new boss, Darren. 79 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,800 Area manager! Not boss, area manager. 80 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,800 And a finer bloke you couldn't wish to meet. He's a prince amongst... 81 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,960 Area managers? 82 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,400 (LAUGHS) 83 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,680 - Oh, that's what you look like! - Ha-ha... 84 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,600 Here you are, make yourself useful. 85 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,200 I thought you said you didn't need an area manager? 86 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,400 I thought you said you could run things better on your own? 87 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,800 I could, but there's more to Go News than Keele services! 88 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,880 Head office can see the bigger picture. 89 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,320 But I thought you said that they were all faceless bureaucrats 90 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:25,280 - who tied you up in red tape. - They were. Well, they did. 91 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,320 Tied up by a bloke with no face? 92 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,480 Look, Darren's different. 93 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,480 Special? 94 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,560 Take the other day. 95 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,720 I had an out-of-date BLT from the chiller. Didn't think twice. 96 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,000 Are you allowed to do that? 97 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,960 Technically, no, but if Darren found out, he wouldn't bat an eyelid. 98 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,320 I feel like he's empowered me to make exec decisions, 99 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,560 to reach out for that next rung on the corporate ladder. 100 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,280 By letting you eat a sandwich that was off? 101 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,480 It's like he's more than a boss... area manager. 102 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,240 We're actually more like... 103 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,120 - Boyfriend and girlfriend? - Mates! 104 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,920 Actually, he's in the Lakes this weekend with the wife and kids. 105 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,320 He said he might pop by. 106 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,160 Who, Darren?! 107 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,440 Yes. Is that straight? I can't tell from here. 108 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,520 Might?! Might?! When?! 109 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,400 Well, we didn't narrow it down. 110 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,480 I just said they were welcome any time. 111 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,160 Hey, you'll love him. He does this brilliant Len Goodman. 112 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,760 Are they coming or not? 113 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,480 He's very easy-going, he'll take us as he finds us. 114 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,320 - How many kids has he got? - Four. 115 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,000 Maybe five, with the baby... 116 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,960 I think his wife is vegetarian. 117 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,240 - What?! - (BOYS LAUGH) 118 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,600 (OPERATIC MUSIC) 119 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,280 (SHE SIGHS) 120 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,760 Still downloading? 121 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:46,320 Three-and-a-half glasses of wine trying to update my Facebook page! 122 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,880 It would have been quicker to send a carrier pigeon. 123 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,800 Well, there are other things you could do, my darling, 124 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,800 like help with my flies. 125 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,320 It's very therapeutic. 126 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,800 Look, this is a pheasant-tailed nymph. It's excellent for trout 127 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:03,800 and designed specifically to mimic larger aquatic larvae, so... 128 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,800 I'd rather stick with this. 129 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,080 Right. 130 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,160 (VACUUM CLEANER DRONES) 131 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,560 Hey, that looks nice. 132 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,920 It's beef Wellington! 133 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,160 (VACUUM CLEANER OFF) 134 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,120 He can have the beef, she can have the Wellington. 135 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,760 They've all got meat in 'em! 136 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,400 - (PHONE PINGS) - It'll be all right, come on. 137 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,200 Now then. 138 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,440 The BLT. 139 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,240 Do you think they'll be staying the night? 140 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,200 I wouldn't have thought so. 141 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,280 Who was that? 142 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,960 Just me mum. 143 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,600 Her new teeth have arrived. 144 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,080 Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water. 145 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,400 Good morning, Mrs Dillon. 146 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,720 I've got some wonderful news. 147 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,320 You've told me this again and again, but still the Wi-Fi doesn't work. 148 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,560 I sent you 14 threatening e-mails. 149 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,520 I didn't get them. 150 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,920 Why should I believe you this time? 151 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,560 Because I'm putting a mast up for you. 152 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,760 For me? Well, that's fantastic. 153 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,360 - Where? - Just over yonder. 154 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,200 Is that close enough for you, Mrs Dillon? 155 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,560 Perfect. 156 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,960 - (SHOWER RUNS) - (FIONA SINGS) 157 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,640 (MACHINERY RUMBLES) 158 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,080 (WORKMEN CHATTER) 159 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,680 Thistlethwaite! 160 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,840 Oh, I wanted to surprise you! 161 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,080 Hey, turn that off now! 162 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,880 I wouldn't have put this in front of anybody's lodge, you know. 163 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:15,160 You are going to have the best Wi-Fi on the site, if not the entire North Lakes. 164 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,120 What's the bandwidth? 165 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,000 Oh, the bandwidth? The band width. 166 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,160 Yes, it's going to be very wide, it's very, very wide, my friend. 167 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,840 We'll be microwaved in our beds! Remove sleeve and pierce film! 168 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,480 That's a load of old hogwash, and I should know, 169 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,920 because I've, er, washed a few hogs in my time. Eh?! 170 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,000 - (WORKMEN LAUGH) - What's the MBPS? 171 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,600 - Wouldn't you like to know. - Yeah, I would. 172 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,200 Why here? Why us? 173 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,400 Look, you are part of a community now. 174 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,040 That means putting up with things, sometimes, that you don't like. 175 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,320 Mrs D, she's been waiting... 176 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,040 - She's been waiting months for her Wi-Fi. - Has she? 177 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,120 Well, why not put it over there? 178 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,680 Outside the Dillons'?! 179 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,280 Don't be absurd! 180 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,200 You are not putting that eyesore on my property. 181 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,680 Correct. 182 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,160 Out of the way. 183 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:08,800 Your boundary is...here. 184 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,040 That mast is going... 185 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,040 ...here. 186 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,080 Who do I write to? 187 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,080 Me. 188 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,680 - You can send him an e-mail! - (THISTLETHWAITE LAUGHS) 189 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,200 Hello. I heard about the mast. 190 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,480 - Yeah, well, I can't stop. - You know what they're for. 191 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,960 Covert surveillance. 192 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,400 Every word you say goes straight back to GCHQ. 193 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,880 Why would they be interested in me? 194 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,320 Well, they're interested in everyone. 195 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,200 They put a mobile phone mast at the end of my uncle's road last year. 196 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,200 Six months later, he was arrested! 197 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,520 - What for? - Fly-tipping. 198 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,040 Mr Fieldhouse! Mr Fieldhouse! 199 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,120 Did you know they had successfully cloned Kevin Costner? 200 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,000 - Yes. - It could be anyone. 201 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,400 - I know. - It could be you. 202 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,480 It could be your dog, it could be anybody. 203 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,880 They're not going to stop. Everyone is in danger! 204 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,440 No-one's safe any more! 205 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,680 Ahoy there! 206 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,240 Oh, wonderful, isn't it? 207 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,200 - I suppose. - I'm just back from a quick supply run. 208 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,160 I tend not to drive into the village. 209 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,680 Much easier to drop anchor than to park the car. 210 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,920 Plus, the exercise is good for you. 211 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,200 - Yeah, but it's hardly the Boat Race. - No, you're quite right. 212 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,240 That was incredibly exhausting! 213 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,280 - You ever row? - I have done. 214 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,600 - Were you in an eight? - An eight? 215 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,880 - No, there was five of us. - Oh. 216 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,960 Took me mum to Festival Park. 217 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,520 Swan got in the boat we'd hired. 218 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,800 It was after our Garth's crisps. 219 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,520 I vowed never again. 220 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,040 Oh, sounds ghastly. 221 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,800 Well, it's a shame to let that put you off the water. 222 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,280 Must admit, I would be quite happy to get in that boat with you right now. 223 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,080 Well, in that case... 224 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,440 Permission to come aboard! 225 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,160 (CHUCKLES) 226 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,760 What's the occasion? 227 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,320 Or don't you need one? 228 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,240 No, we got a bit of good news at work yesterday. 229 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,880 We've actually just won a prize. 230 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,160 Nothing to shout about, but, you know, Penny wanted to raise a glass. Any excuse! 231 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,520 - What did you win it for? - Oh, well, 232 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:44,840 I'm a partner in an architectural firm and, well, we've just designed 233 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,960 a carbon-neutral hotel in Daventry. FSC timber, 234 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,120 super-insulated façade and passive ventilation, 235 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,440 that kind of thing. 236 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,120 It's actually just off the A45. 237 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,320 Near Watford Gap services. 238 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,320 Yes, that's right. 239 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,520 I used to work at Keele. 240 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,000 Oh, I remember, you managed the newsagent's. 241 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,440 Go News! 242 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,160 North and southbound. 243 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,400 I was 12 when I had my first paper round. 244 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,560 Right. 245 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,840 I'll never forget, December 13th 1981. 246 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,600 The snow was three metres deep, but everybody on my round got their Sentinel. 247 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,760 - Oh? - And, yes, I didn't finish till midnight 248 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,080 and, yes, the police were out searching for me 249 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,840 and, yes, I couldn't feel this foot for three days afterwards. 250 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,800 But I delivered. 251 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,840 - That's...jolly good! - By the time I was 30, 252 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:32,120 I was running the WHSmith concession at North Staffs General. 253 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,400 It was me who introduced the three-for-two on the get-well-soons. 254 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,240 Oh, right. 255 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,960 And I ran a tight ship at Keele. 256 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,840 We had eight coachloads of pensioners in last Wednesday. 257 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,440 They were like locusts, but I coped. 258 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,720 - Bravo. - I don't have to take orders 259 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,520 - from Darren any more. - Is that your boss? 260 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,120 - Area manager. - Right. 261 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,400 I'm free now! 262 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,000 I call my own shots from here on in. 263 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,000 What, you're going solo? 264 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,200 - You might say. - Well, good for you! 265 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,520 I remember when I struck out on my own. 266 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,720 Everyone thought I was mad, Penny included. 267 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,000 In fact, when I told her I was going to resign, she hid my phone, 268 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,760 then she hid my laptop, and then she let the tyres down on my car. 269 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,960 Anyway, she got over it and, well... 270 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,400 Never regretted it. 271 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,640 Come on! This is the first day of the rest of your life! 272 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,080 It's a cause for celebration! 273 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,080 - I think this calls for a toast! - No. 274 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,320 Neil, look, we've got the champagne. 275 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,560 - No. - Come on, a speech. 276 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,800 To Neil Hackett and his fantastic new... 277 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,200 I got sacked! 278 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,080 (SPEECH ECHOES) 279 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,320 What? 280 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,520 Fired! Dismissed! Given me P45! 281 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,400 By text! 282 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,200 Oh, Neil. 283 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,720 Oh, that...that's terrible. 284 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,560 Yeah, well, I brought it on myself. 285 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,760 What on earth happened? 286 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,520 I'm no better than a common thief. 287 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,000 Oh. 288 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,320 (CLEARS HIS THROAT) Was it a great deal of money? 289 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,560 I took a BLT from the chiller without paying. 290 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,840 It was out of date, so they couldn't sell it anyway, but Darren wasn't to know that, 291 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,600 not when he saw the CCTV footage. 292 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,160 Right. 293 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,360 How is Fiona taking it? 294 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,960 I haven't told her yet. 295 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,280 Oh, well, you...you really ought to. 296 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,160 How can I?! 297 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,800 The site fees are due this month. 298 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,080 I can't afford to pay 'em. 299 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,600 I'm going to have to give up the lodge. 300 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,360 Well, it needn't come to that, surely? 301 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,720 We ploughed all of our savings into that place. 302 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,240 We've got nothing left! 303 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,720 Look, Neil... 304 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,880 the Hastings Award came with some prize-money. 305 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,360 We were going to give it to charity, 306 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,520 but perhaps... 307 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,520 Not that I'm suggesting for one moment that you're in need, 308 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,680 as it were, or a good cause. 309 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,400 Although, of course, you...you are. 310 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,480 A good cause, I mean. 311 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,640 What are you going to do? 312 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,880 Whip out a roll of tenners? 313 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,800 Look, Neil, I... 314 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,520 I could do some odd jobs for you. 315 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,360 Clean your windows, polish your trophies, 316 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,560 iron your wet suits. I'll be the Alfred to your Batman. 317 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,480 Neil, I really didn't mean to cause any offence, I just... 318 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,560 It'd just be such a pity for the boys to miss out on all of this for the... 319 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,240 for the sake of a BLT. 320 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,240 Not least for one that was past its sell-by date. 321 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,120 Can you take me back to shore, please? 322 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,000 - Neil... - Right away. 323 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,000 Right. 324 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,800 Neil! Neil, I'm really so terribly sorry! 325 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,640 I just assumed you knew I had to tie up before we... 326 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,880 could get out of the boat. 327 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,800 Neil! 328 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,840 - Been for a paddle, have we? - (THEY LAUGH) 329 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,200 Enough! Get back! 330 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,160 Get back! 331 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,360 - What in the name of God...? - Get back! 332 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,360 I'm a man with a mast and I'm not afraid to use it! 333 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,680 Grab it! That's my Wi-Fi! 334 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,000 Robert, do something! 335 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,080 Mate, listen, why don't we just sit down and talk about...? 336 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,320 - Now you...! - If you damage that mast... 337 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,160 You moron! 338 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,360 - ...there will be consequences! - This mast? 339 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,600 - Hey! - You vandal! 340 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,920 (STRAINS) 341 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,440 PENNY: Robert! Robert! 342 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,560 What are they waiting for?! 343 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,440 You Stoke oik! 344 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,840 No, no, no! Neil! Neil, don't! 345 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,920 No! 346 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,160 Don't worry, Mrs D, we will get the job done. 347 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,840 - There's nothing he can do to stop me. - Get him! 348 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,760 - That's what they said to General Custer! - He got scalped! 349 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,400 - Robert! - Get back! 350 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,040 Get out of there, you fool! 351 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,360 I've been taking orders my entire life. 352 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,480 I'm fed up of people telling me what to do. 353 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,720 "Hackett, see me after school." 354 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,040 "Neil, rearrange the confectionery." 355 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,720 "Dad, let Peter Crouch finish his dinner." 356 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,720 Well, it ends here. 357 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:51,480 I might not have a degree or a fancy job or plenty money, but I matter. 358 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:54,760 Neil, mate, think about what you're doing. 359 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,080 I'm sick of thinking. 360 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,760 It's never got me anywhere. 361 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,560 There comes a time in a man's life 362 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,880 when he has to stop running 363 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,520 and stand tall. 364 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,680 We drove 27 miles for an aubergine! 365 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,880 He's your dad's boss. 366 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,080 Area manager! 367 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,440 So we'll be having stuffed peppers 368 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,040 followed by a choice of risotto or ratatouille. 369 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,040 I don't want either. 370 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,400 You'll have what you're given. 371 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,560 It's important we make a good impression. 372 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,320 - (LAUGHTER) - (ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC) 373 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,440 NEIL: Don't you dare take that photo! 374 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,360 I know where your mum and dad live! 375 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,960 Do you realise how long I've been waiting for that mast? 376 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,400 1 year, 11 months and 17 days. 377 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,560 - Oh, my heart bleeds! - I've been marooned here. 378 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,440 I feel like Robinson Crusoe. 379 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,840 Robinson Crusoe didn't have a hot tub. 380 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,000 No, but at least he got a tan. 381 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,200 It's a wonder we haven't all got rickets! 382 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,280 My grandmother had rickets. 383 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,400 She was a doddle to nutmeg. 384 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,600 (LAUGHTER) 385 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,680 Neil? 386 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,680 Hiya, love. 387 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,560 What is he doing now?! 388 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,560 He had an altercation with Ben Thistlethwaite. 389 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,160 Thistlethwaite did this to you?! 390 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,360 Not quite. 391 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,560 Thistlethwaite tried to stop him. 392 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,080 Do you really want to look at that monstrosity 393 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,520 every time you open the curtains? 394 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,520 Or would you rather look at this one? 395 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,040 You did this deliberately! 396 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,880 Well, I had to do something. 397 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,400 Nobody was taking me seriously! 398 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,240 - Whereas now... - I've only been gone an hour! 399 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,000 Did you manage to get your aubergine? 400 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,920 Come on, boys, inside. 401 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,840 Where are you going? 402 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,120 Wait! 403 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,520 - And you lot can clear off! - Fiona? 404 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,720 Fiona! 405 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,120 (ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC) 406 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,240 The spooks never saw that one coming, eh? 407 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,520 They'll be having kittens down at GCHQ. 408 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,920 Yeah, look, I can't stop. 409 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,760 You'll never believe who I saw this afternoon. 410 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,200 How should I know? 411 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,320 Guess! 412 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,760 - I haven't got a clue. - Go on, have a guess! 413 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,880 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 414 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,600 It was the third or fourth time when I noticed the likeness, 415 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,840 so I struck up a conversation. 416 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,160 In fairness to him, he had a very passable Cumbrian accent, 417 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:37,280 but it was croaky, which I'm thinking is from all the cigars. 418 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,680 And I saw a bit of green under his duffle coat, 419 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,320 which must have been the fatigues! 420 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,320 Yeah, but... 421 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:50,320 what would Fidel Castro be doing on the number 55 bus to Bowness? 422 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:54,600 Exactly! He's hiding in plain sight, it's the oldest trick in the book. 423 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,680 It's like that time I saw Robert Mugabe at Homebase. 424 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:01,640 I'll have to stop you there, Lorraine, this looks like me dinner. 425 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,120 Sorry, you tuck in. You tuck in. 426 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,760 I'd come back later, but Conspiracy Theory is on the telly. 427 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,000 Honestly, some of the stuff they come out with! Talk about far-fetched! 428 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,640 It's just a pile of nonsense! 429 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,080 - (THUNDER RUMBLES) - Oh! Oh! 430 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,400 - Oh! - Thanks for the gazebo! 431 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,840 Why, Neil? 432 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,720 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 433 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,080 It always does. 434 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,920 Hmm! Hey, Nigella, 435 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,880 - what have you done with me wife? - You wish. 436 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,120 Me and Nigella? Not a chance. 437 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,120 If she came in my stockroom wearing nothing but an apron, 438 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,560 I'd still send her packing. 439 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,840 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 440 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,120 Why go out for burgers when you can have steak at home? 441 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,080 So long as you let her down gently now. 442 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,760 I'd hate for her feelings to get hurt. 443 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,680 It's rat-isotto. 444 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,280 It's ruddy gorgeous. 445 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,440 My own creation. 446 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,160 I was practising in case Darren shows his face. 447 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,800 Yeah. 448 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,960 Darren's not coming. 449 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,560 There you go, darling. 450 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,920 Well, you took back control. 451 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,000 He's fed up of being ignored. 452 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,640 I've got a lot of sympathy, actually. 453 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,200 Far too much. 454 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,560 We've better things to do with your prize money 455 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,480 than subsidise Toulouse-Lautrec. 456 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,120 Darling! 457 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,680 - Wow! - You all right, love? 458 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,240 Sebastian just signed off with six hearts. 459 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,360 - That's rather excessive, isn't it? - I know. 460 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,840 He must have done something wrong. He normally only puts four. 461 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,360 - Where would you stand on five? - You see? 462 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,520 This is the problem with emojis. 463 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,240 5,000 years ago, the Mesopotamians turned pictures into words 464 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,120 and with good reason - to eradicate confusion, 465 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,920 for clarity's sake. 466 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,000 The Mesopotamians didn't have smartphones. 467 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,280 And nothing says "I love you" like a heart. 468 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,200 - Unless there is six of them. - Oh... 469 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,800 Honestly! 470 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,880 - Why didn't you tell me last night? - I didn't want to spoil the weekend. 471 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,680 I think it's a bit late for that, love. 472 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,560 There'll be plenty of weekends. 473 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,480 Years and years of 'em. 474 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,640 We won't lose the lodge. 475 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,720 We'll do everything we talked about. 476 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,840 We'll cycle round Buttermere. 477 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,120 Visit the Pencil Museum. 478 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,160 We're kidding ourselves. It was a pipe dream. 479 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,920 We're never going to see the world's oldest pencil. 480 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,240 We will see the world's oldest pencil. 481 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,120 And the smallest. 482 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,080 And the longest. 483 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,760 They say it's over 30 foot. 484 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,360 It's 26 foot, actually. 485 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,960 It's still quite impressive. 486 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,520 The boys would have loved it. I feel like I've failed them. 487 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:45,760 You haven't failed anyone. They couldn't wish for a better father. 488 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,720 Sure about that? 489 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,440 Course I am. 490 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,280 So what if he's been in the Boat Race? 491 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,360 - So what if he can speak seven languages? - Can he? 492 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,840 Anyone can design a carbon-neutral hotel. 493 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,600 He might be good at what he does, but so are you. 494 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,080 Go News were lucky to have you. 495 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,240 You're worth a thousand Roberts. 496 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,000 You're worth a thousand Nigellas. 497 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,040 Oh... 498 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,160 Seven languages? 499 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,600 Well, seven or eight. I can't remember which. 500 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,160 Eight? 501 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,920 Maybe we should call the fire brigade. 502 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,360 He's not on fire. 503 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,160 Nor is he a cat up a tree. 504 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,760 He's a grown man who's brought all this on himself. 505 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,600 Now, start swinging. 506 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,880 - (MOTOR WHIRS) - Stop, stop, stop! 507 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,920 - (WHIRRING STOPS) - Let's think about this. 508 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,360 We could try sulphuric acid. 509 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,400 Acid? 510 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,600 Hmm... 511 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,280 You said we'd have a kickabout today. 512 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,280 Still all right for headers. 513 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,440 - I'm really sorry about this. - Don't worry. 514 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,640 I know all about embarrassing parents. 515 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,360 When I was at prep school, my dad won the fathers' race every single year. 516 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,920 - We need to do something. - I've got it. 517 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,680 - Go on. - We can put the mast over there. 518 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,280 Yes, it might work. 519 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,120 - Come on, lads. - NEIL: Whoa! 520 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,880 Whoa! You can't leave me standing here like a scarecrow. 521 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,120 (AS LEN GOODMAN) Seven! 522 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,280 Darren? 523 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,640 Plus the wife and two veg. 524 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,360 Well, four veg these days, but who's counting? 525 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,720 - This is Darren? - Looks like I'm short-staffed. 526 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:46,480 - This is, er, your boss? - He's no boss of mine. 527 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,480 How dare you show your face here! 528 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,920 - You invited me. - I did invite you. 529 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,080 And my wife has worked her fingers to the bone 530 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,640 to roll out the red carpet for you, 531 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,320 never mind cooking a thousand veggie alternatives for Linda McCartney here! 532 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,200 I'm not a vegetarian. 533 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,360 What? 534 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,200 I drove 27 miles for an aubergine. 535 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,080 Last time you came in the shop, you bought the meat-free Monday. 536 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,480 But today's Sunday. 537 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,760 - We had beef Wellington last night. - (SIGHS) 538 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,520 Oh, you had me fooled at first. 539 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,400 I saw through you soon enough. 540 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,920 The fake chumminess. 541 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,240 The flirting with the cashiers and the reps, 542 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,600 and that ridiculous hair! Oh, he's a bad lot, all right. 543 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,400 The kind of bloke who'd fire somebody via text. 544 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,640 Pardon? 545 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,880 Another faceless bureaucrat mummifying me in red tape. 546 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,240 Hold on a minute, Neil. 547 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,640 You don't get to tell me what to do any more. 548 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,320 - I'm captain of me own ship now. - Neil, let Darren explain himself. 549 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:41,040 - I've no idea what you're talking about. - Little Neil, go inside and get me phone. 550 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,280 Better be some charge left on that. 551 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:50,160 Did you or did you not send the following message? 552 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,000 "I can't believe what you did last week. 553 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,040 "Don't bother coming in on Monday." 554 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,640 Yes, I sent that message. 555 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,800 Case closed. Take the prisoner down. 556 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,680 I was congratulating you on last week's incredible takings. 557 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,480 They were the highest in the region by far. 558 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,560 I was giving you Monday off as a reward. 559 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,680 Oh, dear. 560 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,320 I'm so disappointed. 561 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,760 I thought we'd be mates, too. 562 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,040 I thought we had something special. A rapport. 563 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,240 We did. We have. 564 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:22,000 No. Things can never be the same. You've let me down. 565 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,520 You've let yourself down but, above all... 566 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,320 ...you've let Keele services down. 567 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,200 Make sure you're in work tomorrow. 568 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,840 Six o'clock sharp. 569 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,240 Back in the car. 570 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,400 Hey! Hey, what's this about those girls on the till, eh? 571 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,640 NEIL: Darren! 572 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,600 Darren, wait! 573 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,080 (AS LEN GOODMAN) Seven! 574 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,800 No, you idiot! Over there! 575 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,960 - Come on, boys, it's lunchtime. - What are we having? 576 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,680 Riso-touille. 577 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,000 Anybody reading that text would have made the same mistake. 578 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,520 Wouldn't they? 579 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:02,120 If only he'd put a smiley face on it. (CHUCKLES) 580 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,240 (ENGINE STARTS) 43394

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