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'OK, cool.'
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- 'One more time.'
- 'OK, right.
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'OK.'
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'Aristotle said
there are three types of friendship.
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'The first is friendship of utility,
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'which happens
between you and someone
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'who's useful to you in some way,
like a co-worker.
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'The second is friendship of pleasure,
which occurs when two or more people
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'just enjoy one another's company.
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'This can be a simple, natural comradery,
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'or even a buddy.
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'And the third,
called friendship of the good,
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'is built on pure mutual respect
and admiration.
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'Slower to develop, but more enduring,
it's the best friend type stuff.
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'Now, I'm not saying
I know more than Aristotle,
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'but I'd like to propose that
there are other types of friendship.
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'One in particular
I call friendship of history.
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'You were close friends with someone,
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'grew in different directions,
to be different people,
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'but still act close just, well, because.
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'It's just like seeing a person wearing
a life jacket in the supermarket.
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'You might ask,
"Hey, why are you wearing that?"
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'The other replies,
"Because I was on a boat yesterday."'
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♪ Are you my perfect cure?
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♪ Perfect cure for the things
that keep me awake
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♪ I look for such a girl,
I'll never cause a stir
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♪ And you weren't it
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♪ Oh, watching the traffic,
some things don't change
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♪ You're my perfect cure
for the times I hate... ♪
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'This is Jonah,
those are his parents,
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'and that was the best picture
taken that day.
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'Tortured by their constant judgement
and unrealistic expectations,
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'their relationship was...
complicated.
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'Jonah even once saved
for an entire year,
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'sending them on a tour of wine country
in an attempt to win their approval,
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'but as usual,
things didn't work out for him,
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'and on their way to the last vineyard
an oncoming motorist collided with them,
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'and both parents died in a fiery wreck.
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'After the funeral, Jonah learned
his parents were in severe debt,
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'when the banks repossessed
their house and most of their savings.
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'Confused, Jonah spent
what little money was left
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'on a prostitute named Jolene,
whom he didn't ,
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'but kept awake all night talking,
before she eventually robbed him.'
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- What up?
- Are you home?
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'Er... no, just organising shit
at my parents' place, why?'
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- Cool if I stop by?
- Why are you calling instead of texting?
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'Just in the area.'
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All right, see you soon.
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Stupid, muthafucking, fucking,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Aargh!
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'This is Jonah's best friend,
Richard,
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'and his upbringing was
nearly the opposite.
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'Close with his father and raised
in a household many would consider affluent,
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'Richard was, as you can clearly see,
used to things going in a certain way.
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'His bank account has
over six figures in it,
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'which he enjoyed spending lavishly
on his two best friends.
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'But, just like his father,
Richard is prone to fits of rage,
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'and one time threw his laptop
into his flat screen TV...
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'...all because he couldn't remember
the password to his own email account.'
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Stupid motherfucker!
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Hey.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Fucking... fuck...
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Richard! Richard!
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Richard! Richard!
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Stop! What are you doing?
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'And this is Richard's
long-term partner, Sasha.
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'She grew up in a military house
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'who disapproved of the lavish lifestyle
Richard provided her with,
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'especially her hot pink sports car
she named Ziggy Cardust.
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'Speaking of cars, she was once
a witness in a hit-and-run case,
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'but failed to show in court
when Richard and Jonah convinced her
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'to get drunk instead.
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'But the accident did inspire her
to attend and graduate from nursing school,
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'where she now spends her days
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'providing physical and emotional care
at a nearby retirement home,
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'and the evenings and weekends pretty much
doing the same thing for these two.'
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- Richard!
- Get off!
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Richard, stop! Richard!
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Stop it! Get off him!
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Uh-oh.
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- Just... how could you?
- How could I what?
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- Don't fucking lie to me!
- Stop!
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- I saw the texts!
- What texts?
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The ones... The ones that said:
"Oh, it was such a mistake."
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How could you fuck her, dude?
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You are way out of line right now!
You two just stay here.
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I'm gonna get something from the car.
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This kitchen is fucked!
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- What's this?
- I didn't have time to wrap it yet.
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- Happy early birthday, a-hole.
- Huh?
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You think those texts
were from us fucking?
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It started off as a joke, we convinced
ourselves to buy you this stupid thing.
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It's got a mahogany stock.
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So the texts you read that say,
"That night was such a mistake.
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"Ha-ha, totally worth it, though,
I guess as long as he doesn't find out,"
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that was just us talking
about buying you a damn harpoon.
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- For your birthday.
- Speargun.
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Whatever.
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So... you didn't?
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Oh, no.
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'And with that,
just like they always did,
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'our trio returned
to their instinctual roles,
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'Richard begging for forgiveness for
his latest and all-too-often fits of rage,
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'Jonah retreating inside himself,
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'reinforcing his beliefs
that the world is out to get him,
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'and Sasha continuing to play her role
as girlfriend, mother and referee.
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'And while he could've said sorry
with even more luxury items,
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'Richard decided today needed
to be a special apology,
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'by taking them out for one
of the group's favourite activities.
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♪...and when I think of you
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♪ There's no will to the thing
in my tears
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♪ It's timeless and it's strong
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♪ I dream about you, my angel
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♪ And I take a look of love... ♪
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A little help?
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Please.
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OK.
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Look, I'm trying, all right?
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- Look at my face.
- Look at his face.
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OK, hey, let's make a deal,
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I grovel and pamper you guys
unconditionally,
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and you just try to remember a time
before I went ape shit.
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- I want a free punch.
- Yes, deal.
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- Punch where?
- I like this, this plan makes sense.
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- No, it doesn't.
- I want reparations.
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- Even Steven.
- Exactly.
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- Not the balls.
- Please, the balls.
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- Not the balls!
- Stay out of it.
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- Why are you encouraging this?
- What if my nose needs surgery?
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You could have a deviated septum,
causing long-term health issues.
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For fuck's sakes, just punch me
and shut the fuck up.
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- Deal.
- But only one punch, then you'll chill.
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- Fine.
- Both of you.
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- This doesn't involve me.
- What if I let you punch me?
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- You know where I'm going.
- I said no balls!
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No dice! I'd just as easily go get
day-drunk somewheres.
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Fine, but just remember,
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it behooves you to avoid these guys
if you ever want little Richards one day.
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Excuse me.
No, wait...
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Afterwards, that's it then,
it's squashed.
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I don't want to hear another word
about this shit again.
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All right.
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All right. Fuck it, let's do it.
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Hands behind your head.
No, no, actually, behind your back.
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Interlock those fingers.
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And eyes shut, I don't want you
anticipating where it's going.
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- That's good.
- Stop squirming. You ready?
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- Yeah, I'm fucking ready.
- Give it to him!
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All right, you know what?
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Look, it's all right.
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- Fuck, my wrist!
- Serves you right.
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Just making sure you wouldn't get
concussion, you fucking asshole!
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A punch like that,
I doubt you could anyways.
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- And you got fire in your hands?
- Oh, dude, she can chuck bombs.
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Okey-doke,
right here where you were before.
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Arms behind your back, please,
thank you. Stop moving around.
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Hey, no, hey, hey, hey,
just remember, it behooves you...
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Stop saying "behooves"
and uncross those legs.
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Stand up, take it like a man.
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Come on, you little bitch, close your eyes.
We made a deal.
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- I know but...
- She can't punch that hard, can she?
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Yeah.
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Ooh.
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Almost threw up right there.
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Are you sorry?
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For everything?
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Really?
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Really.
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♪ I think it's an illusion
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♪ You try holding your tears on back
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- ♪ You said I was the first one
- ♪ Only one
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♪ I know, alone is the new black
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♪ Two hearts they turn
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♪ And I will never become
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♪ Two hearts that sum
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♪ Two one, two one, two one
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♪ I've got no one to turn to
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♪ You have no one to look on by
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♪ I've got nothing to tell you
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♪ You have nothing to say to that
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♪ Two hearts they turn
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♪ And now they'll never become
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♪ Two hearts have someone
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♪ Two one, two one, two one... ♪
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Can't breathe
out of my left nostril.
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For all I know, I could be bleeding out
inside, like, er... Houdini.
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He died from taking a punch.
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You think someone
could swim that far?
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Not a fucking chance, too far.
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- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Shoot.
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What made you think
we were messing around?
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I know it wasn't just the texts,
you wouldn't just jump to that conclusion
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without something else first.
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Sometimes...
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Sometimes it feels like you care about her
the way that I care about her.
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- Without sounding like a prick...
- Meaning you're gonna sound like...
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When are you gonna stop fucking around?
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Look, I know you don't like me
bringing it up,
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but... you saw what kind of trouble
you caused last year.
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I appreciate your concern,
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but until you're in a relationship
longer than three months,
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don't give me advice,
I don't with you.
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You do, actually.
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I try and tell you how to keep them around,
so you stop fucking prostitutes.
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- Once!
- Still, man.
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A couple weeks back, you guys got into it
at my place, remember?
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What was that all about?
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Um... I don't know.
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I don't really remember,
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but it must not have been
a big deal or anything.
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Fuck you talking about?
You two were steaming from the ears.
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Well, she was probably just venting
about your extra-curricular activities.
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What did you say?
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Well...
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...nothing about what happened.
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OK, look, there's this quote,
and it's something to the effect of...
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"We accuse people of doing things
that we do ourselves."
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How do I look?
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- Like an idiot.
- That sounds about right.
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- Hey, let's try this thing out.
- Do I have a choice?
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Come on, it all started
cos of this fucking thing.
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All right, go.
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Uno, dos...
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Happy birthday.
Now, give me back my sun.
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I think I got something!
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Nice.
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Hey... are we good?
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Yeah, we're good.
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You know, a couple weeks back,
when you and Jonah got into it,
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I think that's where I started
to get it into my head
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that something was going on,
so sorry about that.
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I said we're good.
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What were you guys
even fighting about, anyway?
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- I don't know, probably that stupid thing.
- Didn't have anything to do with us?
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- Huh?
- What's been going on between us.
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Oh, we don't talk about that shit.
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No...
We were just arguing about your gift.
240
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,547
Hey, check this bitch out!
241
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,569
- Hey.
- Huh?
242
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,783
You're lurking.
243
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,032
I'm fine.
244
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,677
You got three seconds to tell me
what the fuck is going on.
245
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,592
- Dude, listen.
- One.
246
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,765
- Man, nothing's going on.
- Two.
247
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:04,933
- Richard, please!
- Three!
248
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,351
Rich!
249
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,107
He figured it out, didn't he?
250
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,523
Uh-oh. He asked me
about the night we were fighting.
251
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,493
- What the fuck did you say to him?
- Something about your guys' shit.
252
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,455
- Oh, what the fuck, Jay?
- I don't know, it just fucking came up!
253
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,120
He was gonna shoot you
with the harpoon.
254
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,742
- Speargun.
- Whatever.
255
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,211
- No, no, he wouldn't shoot.
- Look at your face.
256
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,422
Fuck your fucking face!
257
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,298
- How could you?
- Which part?
258
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,815
No! Not the balls!
259
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,785
Fuck! Oh, fuck!
260
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,369
You were gonna fucking kill me,
you fuck!
261
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,335
Help. Help.
Help, somebody, please. Help!
262
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,723
- Stop! Stop!
- Help!
263
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,438
Him? Why him?
264
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,979
Why him?
265
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,293
Holy fuck.
266
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,421
He wakes up again,
we're fucking dead.
267
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,640
- If he doesn't kill us, his dad will.
- No way, I've known him for too long.
268
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,179
Jay!
269
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,606
'Richard's father is the reason
for his six-figure bank account,
270
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,895
'and the source of his violent temper,
271
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,984
'so while I wish
I could give you an example
272
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,195
'of something nice he's done
for someone else,
273
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,942
'the only story that comes to mind
goes as follows...
274
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:31,030
'Years back, it came to light that
Richard's first grade teacher was, let's say,
275
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,452
'being inappropriate with students.
276
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,952
'A few weeks later, as the school
conducted a full investigation,
277
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,795
'the teacher suddenly disappeared,
278
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,506
'which also happened to coincide
279
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,843
'with Richard's father
and a few of his rougher colleagues
280
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,964
'taking a road trip
that very same weekend.'
281
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,393
- Fuck.
- Fuck.
282
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,104
We'll say the truth.
283
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,251
We went fishing, he found out
we were sleeping together...
284
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,141
Slept.
285
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,813
Sorry, it's just...
You know what I mean.
286
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,359
No, no, exactly.
287
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,738
He found out we slept together,
he came after us, a fight ensued and...
288
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,281
Jay!
289
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,791
Fuck.
290
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,799
Oh, man, it doesn't seem safe to me,
291
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,761
but if you insist on resting right there,
by all means...
292
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,800
What?
293
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,801
This way, if they hook us up
to one of those lie detector things,
294
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:37,350
we can say he fell off, and the machine
won't go off like the 4th of July.
295
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:44,061
Although, his dad's still
gonna fucking kill me.
296
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,865
At least you'll be in the clear, though.
297
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,494
He has 80,000 in a safe in his closet.
298
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,994
His dad gives him ten grand cash
every Christmas.
299
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:04,749
The combination's the last four digits
of his phone number.
300
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,424
Come on, you fuck.
301
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,639
Here, try this.
302
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,437
Seriously?
303
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,520
What? Just a little exercising.
304
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,988
Come on, the lie detector.
305
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:35,954
Yeah, just getting in a little bit
of exercising, that's all.
306
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,074
Don't even look at him.
Take in the view.
307
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,456
Yep! Gotta make sure
you get your squats in.
308
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,337
There... we go!
309
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,709
How's this fit into the lie detector?
310
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,507
- You two were gonna fucking drown me?
- Hey, you tried to kill us first.
311
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,967
I wasn't gonna hurt you, you dick!
What the fuck?
312
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:33,428
- You had the harpoon aimed at him.
- Speargun.
313
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,888
- You fucking waved that at me!
- Then you strangled me.
314
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,724
It doesn't matter anyway,
because you, you're in the water.
315
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,845
- What the fuck? You pushed me.
- No, no, actually I didn't.
316
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,564
You rolled in
when you were drunk and confessed.
317
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:48,606
- What do you think I...
- Ah-ha! I don't think so, pal.
318
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,821
Fuck you!
And fuck you, you cheating bitch!
319
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,191
- Hey, you did it first!
- That was a year ago!
320
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,179
- Come on, Jay, we're outta here.
- Wait.
321
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,320
- Fuck off!
- Fuck, fuck.
322
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,741
See you later, pal.
323
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:04,000
She can't drive the boat
worth shit, anyway.
324
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,672
What?
325
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,721
Uh-oh.
326
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:20,013
Oh, ha-ha! Looking for these?
327
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,261
- Give me those. Get back.
- Fuck you!
328
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,934
- Where the fuck are you going?
- I'm swimming this way.
329
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,398
- Get back! I will shoot you right now.
- Shoot me!
330
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,394
- I'll drop the keys, fucker.
- Get back in the fucking boat.
331
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,897
- What are you gonna do, drown yourself?
- Apparently I was gonna drown anyway.
332
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:37,993
- Might as well take you fucks with me.
- Get back on the fucking boat, Richard.
333
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,784
- We need to make a better deal.
- What deal?
334
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,623
We need to promise
not to kill each other.
335
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,295
What I want to see is...
336
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:53,463
you guys take every weapon
on the boat, chuck it overboard.
337
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:58,009
That's the speargun,
the club, the cutlery.
338
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:01,759
The glass bottles, the flares,
the oars, dishes, fucking everything!
339
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:07,181
Once I'm convinced there's nothing
on there you guys can use against me...
340
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,524
- Or you could use against us.
- Then...
341
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,485
Only then, I will swim back,
342
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,105
and we'll... we'll just go home.
343
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,988
- And once we're back?
- As far as I'm concerned...
344
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,278
I don't want to see either
of you two sacks of shit ever again.
345
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,184
- You won't call the cops?
- Or tell your dad?
346
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,325
No cops, no dad.
347
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,923
Don't think too long,
this key's feeling pretty heavy.
348
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:42,092
♪ It's too late for tears
349
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:48,518
♪ Honey, it's too late,
too late to cry
350
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:56,900
♪ Oh, but it's too late,
for begging me, baby...
351
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,367
The fish!
Get that big ass fish out here.
352
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,823
What?
353
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:11,294
Happy?
Now get back in the fucking boat!
354
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,287
What about the nine iron?
355
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,890
Bastard. You bastard...
356
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,515
- Sasha...
- He getting it?
357
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,347
- I think so.
- It's underneath the stairs.
358
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,317
- No, it's not!
- It's down there somewhere.
359
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:38,154
- I'm looking with one fucking hand!
- It's a golf club, for Christ's sake.
360
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,988
Hey, Sasha,
where are you going?
361
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,612
He needs my help.
362
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,785
- I need her help finding it.
- He doesn't need shit, stay here.
363
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,425
Lovely day, huh?
364
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,588
I got it!
365
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:12,101
There. That's it.
Now get back in the fucking boat.
366
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,224
- Suck a dick.
- Get in the fucking boat!
367
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,228
There's nothing left on the fucking boat!
368
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:27,783
- Fuck off!
- Get the fuck up there, let's go!
369
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,597
No, other side, let's go.
370
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,811
- Let me see.
- He'll be fine.
371
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,230
We'll worry about it when we get back.
372
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,005
What?
373
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,964
Are you kidding me?
Please tell me you're kidding me.
374
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,813
Coast Guard one.
Coast Guard one.
375
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,100
Coast Guard one. Coast Guard one.
376
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,899
This is the pleasure vessel
Naughty Buoy.
377
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,692
Coast Guard one!
378
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,328
Coast Guard one.
379
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,417
Coast Guard one!
Coast Guard one, do you hear me?
380
00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,425
Did you try all the stations,
turning the dials?
381
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,427
That explains why you spent
four years in school
382
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,590
becoming a glorified butt-wiper,
doesn't it?
383
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,426
OK, I obviously do more than that.
384
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,261
Coast Guard one.
385
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:12,767
Hello? Can anyone save me
from these two pricks?
386
00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,721
You two.
387
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,395
You two are real pieces of work,
you know that?
388
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,358
I can't believe I let you convince me
389
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,944
that I was such a prick
that I deserved punches.
390
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,439
- Dude, don't even...
- No, this isn't right.
391
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,157
I want reparations.
I deserve reparations.
392
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,408
- We said no killing.
- I'm talking about Even Steven.
393
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,906
You beat me up,
I punched you back.
394
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:37,534
I beat your ass
because you fucked my girlfriend!
395
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,148
- Then you punched me off the boat.
- After she hit me with the bottle.
396
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,817
- Then you shot me in the hand.
- No, she shot you through the hand.
397
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,424
How is this helping?
398
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,792
It certainly looked like it helped you
after slapping me.
399
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,680
- You wanna punch me, Richard?
- You're damn right I do.
400
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,479
You two knowingly made me feel
like such a piece of shit
401
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:05,445
that I volunteered for free punches.
402
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,564
And then you willingly...
403
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,407
No, wait,
you gleefully went along with it.
404
00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,240
What kind of scumbags do that, huh?
405
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,330
Huh?
406
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,705
- Put your hand on the table.
- What?
407
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,003
Put your hand on the fucking table!
408
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,806
When you got busted this morning,
you could've been a man about it, huh?
409
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,184
But you decided to take the bitch route.
410
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,977
Time to make up for it.
411
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,286
Tsk. Oh.
412
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,872
Other hand.
413
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,535
- Richard...
- Shut up. Other hand.
414
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,508
OK, look, just...
415
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,758
- Fuck!
- Stand up!
416
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,801
- Richard, I swear to God...
- It's fine, Jay.
417
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,890
- You owe me.
- I don't owe you shit.
418
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,099
- No?
- No.
419
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,844
- How's that now?
- This is just karma.
420
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,596
So you fucked him to get back at me?
421
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:25,065
It wouldn't even come close
to what you've put me through.
422
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:30,112
Jay...
He tell you what happened?
423
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,654
It wasn't just that
Richard was fucking his ex.
424
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:39,455
No, she showed up at the door,
pregnant.
425
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,826
And as if that wasn't enough,
she wants to keep the baby,
426
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,578
be a part of the family,
have a little bit of daddy's money.
427
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,626
But instead, I let this asshole convince me
that it was just a big mistake.
428
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,549
His last big mistake,
and that he would talk to her,
429
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,923
and convince her
to have an abortion.
430
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,020
And then a month later,
I see in the paper and on the news...
431
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:07,225
"Pregnant girl Melissa Fairfax
stabbed to death."
432
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,979
- I told you a million times, we didn't...
- How can I believe anything you say?
433
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,317
I mean, Jesus,
I would've been gone so fucking fast
434
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,681
if I hadn't been so scared
you'd do the same thing to me.
435
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,446
- I would never...
- Really?
436
00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:55,069
Hey, dipshit, you forget to throw these
overboard on purpose?
437
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,363
I must've forgot.
438
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,704
Damn it.
439
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,603
All right, this is what we've got left.
440
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,567
- That tuna could've come in handy.
- That tuna was a weapon.
441
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,534
This is all the water? There's nothing
left in the showers, nothing?
442
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,994
We didn't fill the tanks.
I thought it was a day trip.
443
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,665
Look... this is gonna keep us OK
for a couple days.
444
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,604
- It's not the food I'm worried about.
- Why not?
445
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:52,292
You can go for ages without food.
Without water, less than a week.
446
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,256
Huh?
447
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,343
I could share some other things
I learned in school but why bother, right?
448
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:01,305
- I'll ask you when it's time to wipe my ass.
- Yeah. What about the toilet?
449
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,273
- You mean where you belong?
- The water in it.
450
00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,009
- It's salt water.
- We could distil it.
451
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,039
- No, the still's propane.
- We don't have propane.
452
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,647
- So literally nothing on this boat works?
- I thought it was a day trip!
453
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,233
- What about the life raft?
- We popped that inner tubing.
454
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,361
Fuck's sake.
455
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:17,525
I didn't anticipate discarding everything
in an effort to ensure my safety.
456
00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:19,899
- OK, we can start swimming to shore.
- It's too far.
457
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,512
- How do you know that?
- It's too far!
458
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,096
You know "Jaws"
at the end of the movie,
459
00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,933
when the two are just swimming
in the ocean after they killed the shark.
460
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,074
Those fuckers are dead, straight up!
461
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,201
- So wait, get going!
- Fuck off.
462
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:32,545
So what you're saying...
463
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,209
- ...is we're screwed?
- No.
464
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:38,676
There's a bunch of shipping lanes
out here, someone's bound to spot us.
465
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,294
- You sure?
- Pretty sure.
466
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,797
Give me odds, I want odds.
467
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,343
90/10.
468
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,597
- Ten being no shipping boats?
- Yeah.
469
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,430
OK...
470
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,980
Well, 90% I'm rescued,
that's not so bad.
471
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,620
'As the chapter title
so eloquently states,
472
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:08,535
'our trio had fallen
on a stretch of bad luck.
473
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,660
'But as an experienced sailor
such as myself would tell you,
474
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,788
'superstitions on a boat
are a powerful thing,
475
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,836
'and these three had been
inadvertently pushing their luck
476
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,584
'from the very start,
and here's why...
477
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,280
'First of all, they all set sail
on the Friday of a long weekend,
478
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,746
'when less ships would be departing.
479
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:28,927
'It's also terrible luck to sail on a Friday
as this was the day Christ was crucified.
480
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:32,021
'Then Richard stepped on board
with his left foot rather than his right.
481
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,640
'Red-haired people are also
considered bad luck on a boat.
482
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,187
'Don't know why, they just are.
483
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,756
'You're also not supposed to bring
anyone named Jonah on board.
484
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:42,649
'When they threw everything off the boat,
they even tossed a metal albatross statue.
485
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,993
'A bigtime no-no, as they're supposed
to host the souls of dead sailors.
486
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:49,016
'Having a black bag on the boat
represents death and the depths of the sea.
487
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,124
'And bananas on board are a bad omen
for a multitude of reasons.
488
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,089
'So when no shipping boats appeared,
489
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,961
'no rain fell to catch and drink,
490
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:08,091
'and the current pulled them further
into the Atlantic Ocean,
491
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:12,095
'they flirted with yet
another form of friendship,
492
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,144
'friendship of survival,
in which you either work together...
493
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,976
'or you're.'
494
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,461
Dude, this is impossible.
495
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:46,887
If only we had, say, a harpoon.
496
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,426
Speargun.
497
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:53,386
- This is useless.
- Come to daddy, baby.
498
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:57,815
'Oh, and one last no-no
on a boat: don't kill seagulls.
499
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,683
'That's a real bad one, too.'
500
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,651
No fucking way.
501
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:21,255
♪ I know you, brother,
you've been taken
502
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:27,970
♪ I know you, sister,
you try to make it for love
503
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:34,136
♪ How do you feel now?
504
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:42,193
♪ Without love
505
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,654
♪ How do you feel now?
506
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,413
♪ I know you, sister
507
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,037
♪ You've been faking
508
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:07,760
♪ Lying and cheating
never could be mistaken for love
509
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:15,385
♪ How do you feel now?
510
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:22,354
♪ Without love
511
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:26,320
♪ How do you feel now? ♪
512
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,745
So this is what you learned at school?
513
00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:38,495
- No, I got this from Richard Parker.
- Who?
514
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,084
- The lion from "Life of Pi".
- Tiger.
515
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:44,376
But yeah. Author got the idea
from Edgar Allen Poe.
516
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:48,421
And I have... had
a boyfriend named Richard.
517
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,383
OK.
518
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,804
So, in like the 1800s,
Poe wrote a book about a shipwreck.
519
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:59,144
'So these guys get stuck in a lifeboat,
out of food and water,
520
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,709
'but they capture a sea turtle
and drink its blood to survive.'
521
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,191
So let me get this straight,
you're getting your survival tips
522
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,483
from the same guy who wrote
about the spaghetti monster.
523
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:12,362
'OK, so they drink
the sea turtle's blood.'
524
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:20,162
Again, this is a story.
525
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:26,547
So the sea turtle nourishes them
for a while... but it's not enough.
526
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:29,394
'They can't catch any more turtles,
and after a few days they realise
527
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:33,345
'that if they don't get anything
to eat or drink ASAP, they'll die.
528
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:36,216
'So they decided to draw straws
on who's gonna sacrifice themselves
529
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:38,183
'so the other two can live.
530
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,893
'So they draw straws...
531
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:48,773
'And this one cabin boy
gets the short stick.'
532
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:54,029
The boy sacrifices himself,
and the other two drink his blood,
533
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,244
eat him, and they're rescued a few days
later and live happily ever after.
534
00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,989
Minus the mental trauma
of eating their friend, correct?
535
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,615
His name?
536
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:06,416
- Richard Parker.
- Again... fiction.
537
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:11,668
So, like 50 years later, off the coast
of England, I think, there's a shipwreck.
538
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,716
'And these three guys
get stuck on a lifeboat.'
539
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,134
- Fiction or real this time?
- Real.
540
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,514
'So just like in the book,
541
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,855
'they end up capturing a sea turtle
and drinking its blood to survive,
542
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:28,772
'and just like in the book...
it's not enough.
543
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,236
'So they decided to draw straws.'
544
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,927
The young man
who got the short stick...
545
00:41:56,097 --> 00:41:57,633
...Richard.
546
00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:58,972
No.
547
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,805
Parker.
548
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,289
That's why the tiger's name
is Richard Parker in "Life of Pi",
549
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,020
because of this crazy coincidence.
550
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:09,859
You do realise, though,
that the moral of this story seems to be
551
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:13,354
that drinking seagull blood
is not gonna be enough.
552
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:17,028
We're gonna have to sacrifice one of us
for the good of the group.
553
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,875
Well...
554
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,416
...cheers.
555
00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:48,897
Why did I suggest this?
556
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,065
OK.
557
00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:08,663
How long would this actually help us?
I mean, this can't be safe.
558
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:11,148
- Safe enough, and I don't know.
- Just drink it, you pussy.
559
00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,913
- Look, I don't think I can.
- Give it here.
560
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:15,069
- No, it's not that bad.
- It really is. If you don't want it...
561
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:17,426
Stop, stop it. It's not bad.
562
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:41,324
- What a waste!
- Oh, God. Oh, God, that's awful.
563
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,569
I need something to get this taste
out of mouth.
564
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,822
- You've got ocean water or motor oil.
- Or urine.
565
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:50,104
- You can still go? I haven't for days.
- I almost would drink piss at this point.
566
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,539
Wait...
567
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,122
- I was kidding, I'm not drinking piss.
- What?
568
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,092
- I hope you forgot to throw this out.
- And not motor oil!
569
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,174
From when we bought the boat.
570
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,219
You couldn't remember that
before the fucking seagull?
571
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:07,183
I forgot about it.
572
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:10,053
Will this dehydrate me more?
573
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,306
Alcohol while lost at sea
was not in my curriculum.
574
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:13,773
Fuck it.
575
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,852
Easy, tiger, come on.
576
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:20,152
- Hey, hey, hey, come on.
- Over here, come to mama.
577
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,403
Oh...
578
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,208
Oh, I love Scotch suddenly.
579
00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:35,023
- Hey, where are you going?
- I'll give it, I'll give...
580
00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,130
Hey, hey! Listen to me.
581
00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:39,045
I'll give it,
582
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:44,047
once you or you tell me
how and when...
583
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,510
...y'all started fucking.
584
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,510
- Dude, come on, this is...
- Mm-hmm.
585
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:52,012
No one gets another drop
until someone tells me.
586
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:55,767
- What's knowing gonna do at this point?
- I'm not mad anymore, I swear to God.
587
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:58,360
I got my Even Steven,
I got bigger problems now.
588
00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,900
I just... I just wanna know.
589
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,743
New Years.
590
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,613
Hand it over.
591
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,380
You passed out for the millionth time,
592
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,630
and Jay and I were up cleaning
for the millionth time.
593
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:30,680
He knew I was upset,
and it just happened.
594
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,183
I was also really drunk.
595
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,940
Well, don't make it sound like
I took advantage of you.
596
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,861
Does that make it better?
597
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,606
- How many times?
- Just the once, I swear.
598
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:49,160
What'd I catch you guys arguing about?
599
00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:53,415
- We, er...
- No, you.
600
00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,411
I wanna hear it from you.
601
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,505
Well, she and I, we, er...
602
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,022
You know...
603
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,404
...when you dropped those urns,
604
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:31,825
I was just sitting there,
staring at them, and thinking...
605
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,911
"Why aren't I more upset?"
606
00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:41,956
That this pile of shit on the ground
is what's left of my parents, right?
607
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,253
And I just didn't care.
608
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:53,305
There was no nostalgia, nothing.
I just...
609
00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:06,526
I just thought we could
take off together, is all.
610
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,077
But she said, if we did...
611
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,033
...you or your dad would come after us.
612
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,667
That's the truth.
613
00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:56,576
- Hey, who was better?
- What?
614
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,243
- In bed.
- Seriously?
615
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,854
- No, I mean it, who was better?
- Dude, you're just asking for it.
616
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,837
Hey, I'm not mad anymore.
Come on, this is cathartic.
617
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,672
Seriously, if we're all gonna
fucking die out here,
618
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,464
then who gives a fuck, right,
come on.
619
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,427
Give it.
620
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,969
All right, but no fighting,
either of you.
621
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,763
- This is gonna be good.
- This is stupid.
622
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:19,432
Who gives a shit?
Come on, it's funny.
623
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:21,304
- Sorry.
- For what?
624
00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:23,483
He's better.
625
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:24,725
- Yes!
- What?
626
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,897
- It's not important.
- Well, it is to me.
627
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,817
- Am I bad?
- No, no, no. He's just...
628
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:35,281
Hold on, this is some bullshit.
I'm a disadvantage here.
629
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:39,578
He knows all your... all your stuff,
and if I ever got a chance to...
630
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,870
- I said sorry.
- If you just told me what you like...
631
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:44,369
- No, it's not that.
- Shut up!
632
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,464
And you... I'll take you to the desk
and I'll change your mind right now.
633
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:51,050
- You wouldn't be able to.
- Why the hell not?
634
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,594
You're... you're too soft.
635
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,258
Soft?
636
00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:57,178
- Soft?
- I'm so glad I asked.
637
00:48:57,309 --> 00:49:00,598
It's like you got your moves
from the softcore channel.
638
00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:03,392
- That's enough. Enough, enough!
- You're vanilla.
639
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:05,766
- Vanilla?
- Yeah.
640
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,855
Are you fucking with me?
641
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:11,196
Very vanilla for someone
who has sex with prostitutes.
642
00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,155
One time,
that happened one fucking...
643
00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:18,488
Vanilla goes with everything,
it's a classic. Everybody likes it.
644
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:20,851
You want mint chocolate chip
when it's a special occasion,
645
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,616
but you don't want it
every fucking day.
646
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:26,119
Jay, vanilla is fine.
A lot of girls really like vanilla.
647
00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:30,507
Isn't that what everybody wants,
the safe, reliable, vanilla flavour,
648
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,342
with a little bit of fudge
or something on top?
649
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,962
Shut the fuck up...
650
00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:38,340
Jay, I cheated on my long-term boyfriend
with his best friend.
651
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,560
Finally it's articulated, we got it out.
652
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:46,148
I can guarantee you, the last thing
I was looking for was classic, safe vanilla.
653
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:55,156
- Oh, I can't believe this.
- I said sorry.
654
00:49:55,284 --> 00:49:57,367
Oh, hey, gear down, big rig.
655
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,538
Fuck it, you know what?
You got a weird sex face.
656
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,659
- A what?
- You heard me, your sex face is strange.
657
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:09,003
- Yeah, it's fucking weird.
- Like you're about to sneeze at all times.
658
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,997
- What?
- It's like...
659
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:14,217
- That's it.
- No way! I do not do that!
660
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:18,055
- Yes, you do. She absolutely does.
- You know what?
661
00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:21,596
When you're on top, you sweat so much,
it's like I'm taking a shower.
662
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,639
- Ew!
- It's not that bad.
663
00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:26,559
And I feel like covering my face
with a towel sometimes,
664
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:29,307
because there's just like a monsoon
665
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,810
of Richard just raining
down upon me.
666
00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,357
A monsoon!
667
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,359
Tsunami!
668
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:37,858
Nasty, that is nasty.
669
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:41,111
- That's fucked up, man.
- You need to get that checked.
670
00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:47,413
Vanilla?
671
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:49,919
Vanilla.
672
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:51,914
Fuck me.
673
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,460
Ow! Fuck.
674
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:58,261
Careful with that.
675
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,762
- That can't be good.
- Let me see.
676
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,768
OK, go, go, salt water, go.
677
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:12,893
No, the salt water isn't doing shit!
Hand me the Scotch.
678
00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,215
No, we're not wasting it on that.
Salt water's the same thing.
679
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,481
- Just a little?
- It's the same thing as salt water. Go!
680
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,232
Go. Now! Go!
681
00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:20,734
Fine!
682
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,406
I think I'm drunk.
683
00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:33,796
Monsoon Richard.
684
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:46,222
Hey, true or not, I appreciate
the vote of confidence.
685
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:49,229
Why would I lie about that?
686
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:53,646
I don't know, maybe you feel bad
about the way it all went down.
687
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:58,314
I don't feel bad.
688
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:09,996
Did you kill her, or did your dad?
689
00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:20,715
I thought we were putting it all out there.
690
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:28,931
I already told you... we didn't do it.
691
00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:26,988
Fuck!
692
00:53:27,579 --> 00:53:31,744
- Fucking, fucking hurts! It hurts!
- Jay...
693
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,930
- It's gonna be all right.
- You're probably just hungry and thirsty.
694
00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:38,964
I don't know if it was the fucking bird
or the Scotch but it fucking hurts.
695
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,299
- Oh, shit.
- Holy fuck.
696
00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:44,965
- That's fucking bad, isn't it?
- Sasha, what do we do?
697
00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:47,510
We usually treat infections like this
with antibiotics.
698
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,849
And when we don't have those?
699
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:56,814
We gotta stop the infection
from reaching his heart.
700
00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,854
You mean we...?
701
00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:01,148
- No, no...
- Are you serious?
702
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,550
I don't know how else to stop
the infection from spreading.
703
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,611
We don't even have any knives.
704
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,952
- Sasha, stop!
- He's fucking dying, Richard.
705
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,743
I'm right here,
I'm not fucking dying, I'm good.
706
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:16,118
Couldn't this kill him too,
when the new cut gets infected?
707
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,542
I know you two can hear me.
Look, I'm fine, I swear.
708
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,335
Look, look, look, look.
709
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:37,435
Oh, fuck! It feels like there's ants
crawling in my veins.
710
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,809
Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, listen...
711
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,981
If we don't do this,
712
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:46,732
if this reaches your heart
or your brain,
713
00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:49,405
you're dead, 100%.
714
00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,529
Be brave.
715
00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:12,562
- Richard, give me your belt.
- What did he say?
716
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,370
- Nothing. Just give me your belt.
- What did he say?
717
00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,181
Just fucking help me!
718
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:30,316
You ready?
719
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:36,781
Wait!
720
00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:42,829
Ah! OK, now you can go.
721
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,882
- Seriously?
- Look, I'm fucking thirsty.
722
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,876
His blood could be toxic or...
723
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,004
I don't fucking know any more.
724
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,348
Oh, my God!
725
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:01,769
- Richard!
- Oh, fuck!
726
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:08,608
Fuck off, dude!
727
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:10,780
- Richard, where's the goddamn tape?
- I don't know.
728
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,279
Fuck off!
729
00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:34,631
That was a terrible
fucking idea!
730
00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:40,053
Hey... can I have some?
731
00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:41,929
I told you.
732
00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:46,935
Idiot.
733
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:49,733
Come on!
734
00:56:53,660 --> 00:57:00,660
♪ Where I go,
I fall back asleep
735
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:16,801
♪ Why call in sick,
if everyone, not me
736
00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:33,652
♪ Old strangers come in and out,
discreet...
737
00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:45,955
Fuck.
738
00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:48,626
I don't know,
I still can't figure this shit out.
739
00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:51,921
- I think he has sepsis.
- What?
740
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,302
Blood poisoning.
741
00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,430
Hey, if he dies...
742
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:04,762
...can we, er...?
743
00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,309
What?
744
00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:09,437
What?
745
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,236
Is he edible?
746
00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:13,775
No.
747
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:18,117
- No, as in he's not edible, or no...?
- No, as in we're not eating anybody.
748
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:20,737
Sasha, what the fuck?
749
00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:25,037
I can raise one of the straws
so you don't pick it.
750
00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:28,457
- You two deserve each other.
- What?
751
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:32,507
Do you want to know
what he whispered to me last night?
752
00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:37,299
He asked me if I thought about using
the glass shard on you instead of him.
753
00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,333
Fuck!
754
00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,963
It's OK.
You're gonna be all right.
755
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,019
OK, OK, deep breaths, OK.
756
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:11,730
Deep breaths.
757
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:14,433
Just breathe.
758
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,436
Yeah, OK.
759
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,566
OK.
760
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,655
You're not being honest with me,
are you?
761
01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:26,449
What?
762
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,034
Richard Parker.
763
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,333
Don't you think it's time
we draw straws?
764
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:43,175
I'm on my way out
if something doesn't change soon.
765
01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:49,097
If I don't eat or drink something soon,
I'm gonna die, right?
766
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:52,393
- What if it's me you're gotta eat?
- No, no, that won't be a problem...
767
01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:55,983
I heard that, you fuck!
I also heard what you said last night.
768
01:00:56,111 --> 01:01:00,526
You're the one dying. Why don't you be
a man for once and volunteer yourself?
769
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,865
We wouldn't even be here
if it wasn't for you.
770
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:07,158
Oh, whatever crush you're harbouring,
let it go, dude, it's fucking embarrassing!
771
01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:10,532
- No, you're embarrassing.
- You had your shot, she didn't pick you.
772
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,954
No, but I wouldn't fuck around on her,
would I?
773
01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:18,002
You hear that, Sasha? Even after what
happened last year, he still cheats on you.
774
01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:24,049
- You're a fucking idiot.
- Yeah, I'm the idiot?
775
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,501
All that shit you pulled last year and you
still couldn't learn your fucking lesson!
776
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,787
- Just tell her you love her, huh?
- I would do anything for her.
777
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:32,394
You most certainly did do anything!
778
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:37,354
You're so chivalrous, why don't you
tell her what you did to my ex?
779
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:43,982
- What?
- Wait, that can't be right, can it?
780
01:01:44,117 --> 01:01:49,112
- You're the mistreated nice guy.
- The fuck is going on, guys?
781
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:53,708
You hate me, you're scared of me
for what you think I did.
782
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:57,621
Way to run right
into the real psycho's arms!
783
01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:06,090
Jay?
784
01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:13,970
Sasha. Sasha, I...
785
01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:21,276
Look...
I knew if you left, it was over.
786
01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:25,193
The three of us wouldn't hang out,
and you would be gone.
787
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:27,317
You wouldn't be around anymore.
788
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:37,126
I was gonna try and convince her
to get rid of the baby,
789
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:38,995
but she, er...
790
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:44,296
...she wouldn't listen, OK?
791
01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:46,259
It was an accident.
792
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,268
Hey, hey, hey. No, no.
793
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,140
I was just trying to keep us together.
794
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,642
But I'm the asshole, right?
He's the gentleman?
795
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:03,986
- You just use us, that's all you do.
- I spend all my money on you guys!
796
01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:06,697
You'd never leave your mum's
basement if it wasn't for me.
797
01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:09,693
You do all that shit for you! Not us!
798
01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:13,117
So you can have a good fucking time,
you selfish prick.
799
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:16,495
I have nothing.
800
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:21,250
My family left me nothing.
801
01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:25,375
I never asked you for anything,
and you never offered!
802
01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:35,261
You have no idea what it's like
to work for everything.
803
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,777
I think we should draw straws.
804
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,377
OK...
805
01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:49,292
Before we start,
everyone clear on the rules?
806
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,562
No begging.
807
01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,648
No pleading.
808
01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,690
This is so the other two
can continue to live.
809
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,326
You first.
810
01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:36,092
Pick.
811
01:05:51,906 --> 01:05:53,989
All right, Jay.
812
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:02,869
Fuck you.
813
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,642
Fucking Richard Parker.
814
01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:29,562
Wait.
Dude, we can't let her do this.
815
01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:33,062
- We said no pleading.
- You're not the one who's pleading.
816
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:40,490
- You're just gonna let her do this?
- Fucking off yourself if you're so offended.
817
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,242
I didn't think so.
818
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,340
Can you do it yourself?
819
01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:15,897
OK. OK.
820
01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:23,286
We'll draw straws again
to see who has to...
821
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,079
...has to take her out.
822
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,762
- I'll do it.
- What?
823
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,808
You get to pick this time.
824
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,769
Even Steven.
825
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:02,738
Pick, Rich.
826
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,826
Pick.
827
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,175
Hmm...
828
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,779
You always have to come up even,
don't you?
829
01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:02,469
I don't wanna do this.
830
01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:04,884
Just get it over with.
831
01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,478
- No.
- This is what we said we'd do.
832
01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:13,723
No!
833
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:22,815
You fuck.
834
01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:35,710
We had a deal...
835
01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,475
Hey...
836
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,073
You OK?
837
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,369
Oh...
838
01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,080
You hungry?
839
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:27,179
Come on.
840
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,266
It's all right.
841
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:47,903
Stay here.
842
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:06,006
I found this when I was looking
for the golf club.
843
01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:09,972
- I need her help finding it.
- He doesn't need shit, stay here.
844
01:11:20,651 --> 01:11:22,734
Here, sit. Sit.
845
01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,909
Oh, and check this out.
846
01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:35,743
Excuse me.
847
01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:53,840
The fuse box is in there.
848
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,516
I pulled the ignition.
849
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:06,194
This little guy is why
the boat wouldn't start.
850
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,905
It gave us a chance to get rid of him.
851
01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:15,783
For the lie detector.
852
01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:18,828
You were so good.
853
01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:24,463
The speargun and that Richard Parker shit,
such a good idea.
854
01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,342
Just, er...
855
01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:31,678
Just shitty luck with my arm.
856
01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,339
And you pulling the short straw.
857
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,473
But didn't that just show
how little he cared?
858
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:41,392
How he was willing to let you die?
859
01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:51,023
None of that matters anymore.
860
01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:54,318
We can run away now.
861
01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:56,532
Together.
862
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,909
You said that.
863
01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,709
You said that we're gonna
run away together.
864
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:12,090
You said that we could get
the cash in his closet
865
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,178
and get out of here.
866
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,342
You said that.
867
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,438
I...
868
01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:26,023
I thought I said...
869
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,403
...you could take the cash.
870
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:37,369
You...
871
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:41,532
You aren't gonna come?
872
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,499
I...
873
01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:57,422
Of course I am.
874
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:02,427
Of course.
875
01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:03,974
OK, now...
876
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,686
Eat.
877
01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:10,652
I'll get us home as soon as possible.
878
01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:17,740
We'll just have to say
we found the fuse after we drew straws.
879
01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:21,075
OK?
880
01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:22,914
OK.
881
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,591
Don't worry...
882
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,512
...I'll get us home.
883
01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:07,385
You ready?
884
01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,074
Jesus, you do have a good punch.
885
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:32,498
'You know someone once told me,
886
01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:35,623
'the sea finds out
everything you've done wrong.
887
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:38,671
'So between his bad-luck name
and his now public sins,
888
01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:43,093
'I think it's fair to say
Jonah had this coming.'
889
01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,343
Oh!
890
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:11,058
'And while we still don't know the reason
behind the red-headed superstition,
891
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:14,055
'we do know that,
for whatever reason,
892
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,648
'it definitely holds true.'
893
01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,186
Fuck!
894
01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:42,794
Fuck!
895
01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:26,022
'OK. Ah, all right, do that again.'
896
01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:27,894
'Moving on.'
897
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:31,269
'Perfect. Print it.
Let's go, all right.'
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