Original subtitles

You can't abandon me, ok? - No.

- Yes! - (both): Yes!

- Now, I'm not a gambling woman, but I am betting

That steph or randy bowen is taking rick gray's place.

- How about I keep it running for you? (rick chuckling)

- (rick): You just need to keep the same distributors.

You talked to the bones yet? - I want in.

- You're not an asset, sugar.

- I can't just randomly make friends with somebody, mom.

'cause I want to know everything about you.

- Once we raid cisco's stash house, it's gonna lead us

Straight to the bowens. - Put a big hole in his opportunity and save lakyn.

- They're raiding the bowens' stash house? - You guys were there

Yesterday. That house wasn't going anywhere.

Somebody had to have warned them.

- What do you want? - A thank you for moving

Your stash house before the cops raided it.

- Did you really think cisco and I wouldn't find you? You're

An idiot!

- What are we gonna do with them, tig?

- Whatever we have to.

♪♪

(clearing her throat)

- Welcome, everyone, to tonight's ce...

Welco... Um, ok, just breathe, samantha.

Ok, just because there's a job opening up,

It doesn't mean that you need to get into your head,

That you don't deserve the promotion.

Just because you matched with someone on rubble

Doesn't mean you need that you need to go out and get yourself a makeover.

And just because there's a party tonight,

It doesn't mean that you need to be fun.

Just because you decided that you were gonna give

The speech... Aah! (toilet flushing)

- Just because you're talking to yourself doesn't mean

Someone else isn't listening. Hahaha!

Oh, look at you.

Brown shoes, brown pants, brown nose.

You're going for the ds promotion, I take it?

- Well, maybe I just, you know, would like a change.

- You know, if you want a change, why don't you focus

On finding randy bowen instead of taking a desk job.

- I am focused on finding randy bowen,

And, by the way, it isn't just a desk job.

Wow! Ok. You have the audacity to make fun

Of what I'm wearing? Your socks don't even match.

- What? Are you one of those kinds of people

Who thinks twins always have to wear the same clothes?

- What? Did you just call your feet twins?

- Yeah. They're fraternal, and they don't have to dress alike.

Superintendent's here. - What?

- Oooh... - Really?

- You coming?

- ♪ are you ready ♪

(indistinct chatter) ♪ yeah ♪

♪ alright, ladies ♪

♪ let's go ♪

- Hi. How are you? I'm good. Nice shirt.

Did you pick it out yourself?

♪♪ - yeah. Pants too.

- Cool.

- What is happening? - She's...

(overlapping chatter)

(clinking)

- Oh, oh! Here we go. - Yes! Ok.

It's that time. Hahaha!

Uh...

Superintendent hill, inspector shanks...

Welcome, everyone, to tonight's celebration

In honour of ds greg sorensen's retirement.

- Alright, sorensen! - Sorensen! - Cheers!

- His dedication to the force is truly something to behold.

For over 20 years, he has been a fearless leader

And an example to us in how to...

In how to... - In how to fail up!

- Ok. (crowd chuckling)

As many of you know, he was my mentor

When I got my start in guns and gangs.

And even now, when things get sticky,

I often think to myself, "oh, hey, what would

Sorensen do?" - and then she does the right thing instead.

- Duff! (laughter)

- (man): Nice, duffer! - (nazeer): It's pretty funny.

- A good ds is able to look out for their team

And put the squad first.

He or she is able to set concrete goals,

And then just... (makes a squeaking noise)

...Pivot at a moment's notice.

So... So... Sorensen did know how to find

The best 3 a.M. Shawarma after a bust.

- Yes. Yes, he did! (laughter)

- (sorensen): I do. - Yeah.

- You did, you did. - Ok. And this guy,

I mean, he was a true pioneer. He was like...

"hashtag me too-ing" women; we all just thought it was the pound sign.

- Yeah. (laughter)

- You remember that time?

Haha! Yeah. And thank goodness,

We live in a time when you don't have

To have a dick to be a dick.

- ♪ I see a man in the back as a matter of fact ♪

- 'cause like.... Well, dick means detective.

Well, would... I would... Uh...

Greg, our sadness in seeing you leave

Can only be matched by your wife's sadness

At seeing your butt at home on the couch every day.

(laughter) ok.

To sorensen! - To sorensen!

- Sorensen! - Whoo!

- ♪ and the man in the back said, everyone attack ♪

♪ and it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪

- Whoa, thank you. - ♪ and the girl in the corner ♪

♪ said, boy, I want to warn you, it'll turn

♪ into a ballroom blitz ballroom blitz ♪

♪ ballroom blitz ♪

♪ ballroom blitz ♪

♪ ballroom blitz ♪

- Alright, queen of sheba.

Keep me safe.

♪ now, let's get it. Let's get it ♪

♪ because kelly duff is my name ♪

♪ I said, let's get it - let's get it ♪

- ♪ let's get it - let's get it ♪

- ♪ because I'm the bad ass in the game ♪

- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. - Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa!

- What? - No, no. I need you

To get dressed. I'm leaving in two minutes.

- I don't have to be at work for an hour.

I could lock up. - Haha! Haha! No.

That is weird. Do not want you

Looking through my underwear drawers

And picking through my medicine cabinets.

- It's been what? Six months? - It's been five.

Five and a half. - You gotta learn to trust more.

(knocking on door) (duff sighing)

- Who is it?

- Hey. Coffee smells like death. So you got any left?

- Morning. - Keegan!

What's up?

- You know nathan greene?

- Greene? Yeah. You work in fraud, right? We've met.

So how's it going? - Good, good.

Uh... I'll go get dressed.

- Ooh-ooh-wee! (door closing)

- Shut up. - Kelly duff settling down!

- That is not what this is.

And come on, I'm late for work. What?

- Yeah, I'll just take a minute, alright?

- Mm-hmm. - I just want to come

And tell you I was, uh...

I was thinking about what you said.

- Which part? - You know, how I should have

Carded lakyn. And you're absolutely right,

I should have, you know. I dropped her off

At her mom's in orangeville, by the way. She texted. She's good.

- Good. That's great. - Listen,

Siu reach out to you yet?

- Yeah. I mean, I still haven't filled out

My official statement.

- Sure. What's that statement gonna say?

- I'm just gonna say what happened.

- Yeah. - You know, that I was

In there undercover, and you guys busted in,

Did the raid, collected the drugs

And arrested the bad guys. - Yeah.

- Keegan, I wasn't there when it started.

And by the time I walked in,

You were already in the middle of it with that kid.

- But if you had walked in ten seconds earlier,

You would have seen that he was coming at me, right?

- Are you asking me to say that? - I'm asking you to trust me.

You trust me, don't you?

- I've put my life in your hands many times.

- So, trust me.

♪♪

(coffee cup clanking) you really gotta up

Your coffee game, duff.

You know what that taste like?

It taste like watered-down cardboard.

(door closing)

- What? You said I need to trust more.

- It's your life.

(man grunting)

- (woman): You want mayo on this?

- You think I give a rat's ass about mayonnaise right now?

Pretty busy planning your demise.

- That's not very nice. - Well, you want to know what's not nice?

It's smashing me on the head,

Kidnapping me and stealing my stash.

- I brought your dumb snake, didn't I?

- Yes. Thank you.

What-what are you doing right now?

What you're doing right now is repulsive.

- It's comfort food,

And you need some comfort. (taser crackling)

- So what's your plan now?

Like, what are you doing? Are you just going to keep me here

Or is that-- - we're working on it.

- What do you think is gonna happen when stef finds out

About this? You're dead. Both of you.

Haha! Stef's nuts! - Tiggy's gonna figure this out.

Alright?

- (woman): I wanna get this over with, ok?

I don't know where randy is. I do know that he's an asshole

And I hope that he dies in a lake of piss and fire.

- Ok, wow, that's a lot to unpack there.

- Let me unpack it for you. Randy's out of my life, ok?

- Just wait. Ok, when was the last time you talked to him?

- Ugh, I don't know, three weeks ago?

I trusted him and he lied to me. - Oh, welcome to my marriage.

- Oh really? What'd your guy do? - He had a three-year affair

With my son's gym teacher. Amongst other things.

- A dude?

- No, it was a very athletic-looking young woman.

- Mine's way worse.

Randy promised me a nail salon,

And then he changed his mind.

- Oh, I don't... I don't know if like that's worse...

- We were supposed to go into business together, and then

He tells me that I don't have a head for numbers?!

Haha! Oh! And he also gave me herpes one time. Can you arrest

Him for that? - I have no idea.

I'm gonna look into that though. So you have no idea where he is? - No.

- Ok, what about his brothers? Stef bowen? Any of his friends?

- Loser only has one friend, the rest of those guys are just minions.

- Ok, who's the one friend? - Hmm...

Mateo something. I don't know his last name. He's a tow-truck driver.

- Ok. - He and randy always have each other's backs.

You know, bro code, all that stuff.

- Uh... Ok, this is great.

I'm gonna look into that. Thank you so much!

- Ok, great! - Ok, great!

- Thanks. - Thanks.

- Ana? Sorry. I just...

Uh, here. Um... I just feel like I need to tell you:

You can't get the herpes virus just like one time.

- Oh, well, what can I say? I did.

- Yeah, but if you get it one time, you're more than likely to...

Thank you so much for coming in.

- Ok. - Ok.

Ok. Mateo dominguez

Manages t&r towing over on brookline.

Right beside that awesome feather factory.

- What are you talking about? - Uh, they sell duvets for $49;

That's like the best deal in town.

Also, mateo doesn't have a record, which is probably why

He wasn't on our radar. - And this is interesting because?

- Because according to randy's ex, mateo's tight with randy.

He owns a bentley, a boat, a big house in the bluffs.

What? All on a tow-truck driver's salary?

- So you're thinking mateo's dealing for randy at the tow-truck office?

- Yes, I am. I mean, the fact that he has eluded us

This far means he is super smart.

Big catch, possibly like a big fish,

Like a sunfish or a sturgeon, maybe the whales.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. The fact that mateo doesn't have

A record makes him vulnerable to us.

We hit him with a decent charge, he will be desperate to turn on

Randy. He's gonna tell us where he's hiding and make us a deal.

- So what charges do you plan on getting him on?

- This is where you could help me out.

If you just arranged for him to sell you, like, 8 to 9 kilos,

We could get him for trafficking.

That, my friend, is like 10 to life.

- Oh, ok. Just like that?

- Mm-hmm. - Hate to break it to you, wazowski,

But it doesn't work that way. You just can't moonwalk in

And expect to make that kind of buy.

- Yeah, you know what? You're right.

We need a shortcut in, someone to make the introductions,

Someone connected to the bowens and someone who mateo trusts.

♪♪ after you.

- Aaah! If it isn't cagney and crazy!

- (duff): Rafi. I hope you don't mind,

Pulled a few strings to get you down here.

- I love a good road trip, so I don't mind. - You know what? As much

As we would love to banter with you, we don't have time.

We need you to set up a buy. - Why would I do that?

- To be an outstanding citizen and make your mother proud for once.

- Ok. I never really cared what mom thought if you want the truth.

- Wow, so obvious. - What do you want?

What do you want? - Uh...

Well, I'm not loving jail. Me and my friend here,

We could use some conjugal visits, you know.

- Yeah, right. - Your "friend"?

Ok, fine... Fine. With who? Just...

- Are you serious? - I am serious.

- I don't know. Whoever's into it, I guess.

- We're cops, dipstick, not pimps.

- Suit yourself.

- Hey. You hear from your brothers lately?

'cause randy and stef don't seem too concerned about you

Rotting away in the clink. - They don't need you anymore,

I guess, now that mateo dominguez

Is moving up. - (wazowski): Yeah.

- Sounds like he just slid right into your spot.

(smacks lips) ♪♪

(sniggering) - since when?

- Since you and rick got busted.

He's an old friend, I guess, they trust him.

- Trust him? They trust mateo?

That guy's a whiny douchebag. There's no way. I hate that guy.

- Yeah, well, then help us take him out. Come on!

Tell him like, before you got pinched

That you set up a 10-kilo sale with the crew from montreal.

- Yeah. - Yes!

- And tell him that you're gonna run that deal from inside.

You just need him to deliver the drugs for a cut of the profit.

- What cut of the profit? I'm not giving him a cut of the profit.

- The deal's fake, idiot!

We're the crew; you're just setting him up.

- Right. Ok, but if I do this,

Everyone out there is gonna think I'm a little bitch!

- Do you think mateo's gonna tell anyone

That he got the deal from you?

Nah. He's gonna be too busy trying to figure out

How to keep all the profit to himself.

- It does sound like mateo. - So...

What say you, rafi?

- You make sure I get sent to a prison that has

Conjugal visits... - Mm-hmm.

- ...And you got yourself a stone-cold rap.

Wow! Look at you! You look amazing!

You should dress like that more often. - I should dress

Like a drug dealer more often? - Hey, listen,

I was just like walking by, and I thought, "hey,

We should go over that plan, like, one more time."

Ok, here we go. Ready? And testing, testing, testing,

Testing-- - why are you running this anyway?

We're drug squad, they should be ours. - 'cause it's my play.

- Oh... Are you sure it's not for your ds promotion?

- Ok, please, will you just lay it out for me one more time?

I need to be able to protect you if something goes wrong.

- Alright. Rafi connected me with mateo.

Mateo agreed to meet with me, kelly from montreal.

I supply to the 49 guys in st. Michel.

I go in alone, meet with mateo, make the deal.

With any luck, he'll set up a meet

With randy bowen himself, and we're in.

Sound good? - All except for the bit about

You going in alone. You need backup, you're taking naz.

- No. Rafi already set it up with the guy.

He said I'm going in alone. - Sorry but no.

I need to be able to keep you safe.

Also, there's like one, like, bit of minutiae

We haven't quite figured out yet. I was just wondering

What you're gonna say when you talk

To mateo. - I won't know 'til I get there.

Your play, my improv. Gotta stay loose,

Be nimble. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, loose,

Nimble. Of course, all that stuff.

But if you were gonna plan what you were gonna say,

I was just wondering, what would it sound like?

- Why did you invite him there?

- [because, lay, I need him to trust me.]

Stef bowen can't trust me if I don't trust him.

- [yeah, but you don't trust him]

Because everyone who knows him says he's crazy. Even randy.

- [hang on.] (knocking)

Wait, baby, don't get that. Ugh!

The guy's early, who does that?

- Rick's little boy! Getting big, huh?

You want to fight? - Not really.

- Stef, you are early.

- I have some business this afternoon, so here I be.

(door closing) - sol, baby, take mommy's phone.

Go to your room, ok? (distant train horn outside)

I hear you're looking for your brother.

- Yes, I am. Any idea where he is?

- Maybe. - Ohhh...

Here it comes.

Look at you, mamma mia.

How much are you planning on swindling out of me

For some fake tip about my brother? - I don't want your money.

I want to get into business with you.

(chuckling) it's not that funny.

Rick already connected me to bill misiano in buffalo,

And I'll be bringing the drugs across the border myself.

I'd like you to keep distribution going here.

Status quo. You can cut randy out

Or loop him in; I don't care, that's your business.

- Sorry. My mind wandered for a minute.

Did you say that rick connected you with misiano?

- I did. - And where's my brother?

- We have him,

Ready to hand him over. You just need to say the word.

- You know, people bug me.

Probably more than they should.

I mean, I'm a person, you'd think I'd like people,

At least some, at least a little, but I don't.

So I tell you what, we can do business

If you take care of one of those people for me.

- What do you mean? - Take my brother out,

Get rid of him. He ripped me off,

He pissed me off, and now I gotta come up

With a few hundred thousand dollars that he lost.

Oops! 'cause he's an idiot!

But he's my brother,

So if I see him, I'll forgive him.

So if you want to work with me, take out randy.

If you got the stones for that, we'll talk.

If you don't, we won't.

What's the matter?

Oh, look at you.

Poor single mommy wanted to play with the big boys,

And now you gotta kill somebody.

Get somebody else to do it. I don't care, just get it done.

(seagulls squawking)

- Bye-bye, nail salon. Hello, hot tip.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

- You can say that again.

(man clearing his throat) listen. Speaking of which,

I think you and I should have a talk about the ds promotion.

Now, in all sincerity, I want you to know

That nothing's gonna change when I'm your boss.

- Ok, great. I want you to know that everything will change

When I'm your boss. (man laughing)

You actually think you have a chance.

- You know what I do have? More commendations

And a high-profile arrest under my belt. Now, you may

Remember the saints. - Oh, I do remember the saints,

Yeah. Um, you might want to remember

That I have testicles.

Still a man's world, sammy.

- Yeah. Why don't you tell that to our female commander, hammy.

- Ooh, hammy. - You know what?

I'm gonna remember your sexist attitude

When I'm assigning your cases. - Hahaha!

- (duff): You must be mateo. - (mateo): You're late!

You said 4 o'clock. - (duff): It's 4:10.

- (mateo): That's still late. Who's this guy?

- My name is stu.

- Just taking a roll call or something?

- Rafi said you'd be alone.

I gotta say he doesn't really

Bring people my way. - He's getting cold feet.

- (mateo): Go away. - Do you even know rafi?

- Yeah.

I-I know his brothers. - I don't care

About his brothers. Rafi's my connect.

So, uh, what's my boy's middle name, hmm?

- How would I know his middle name?

- Ok, what? This is her idea of improv? Good god, woman, take a class!

- Yeah... - What kind of question is--? (overlapping answers)

What, wait. Hey, where are you going? What?

- Look, I don't know you. I know rafi.

This is his deal, and you are the middle man. And I don't like you.

So middle name, middle man, or no deal.

- Rafi had like five minutes to lay this all out for me.

And he didn't mention anything

About this stu guy. - Let's go.

- And I don't know anything about a code word.

- Look, get your stuff locked tight and call me.

Otherwise, happy towing. ♪♪

- No!

Are you kidding me?

No. Oh, my god!

(engine revving up) go!

- (layna): Oh, you can't do it. It's not in you. - Ok,

But if the buffalo guys find out that I lied,

And I said I had a deal with the bowens,

And I don't, they'll kill me.

What's worse? Me killing randy

Or the buffalo mafia killing you,

Me, my kids? - And this is

The only way stef will work with us,

Having you kill his own brother?

- Look, I don't have to do it myself. I can pay someone else

To do it. - Oh, ok. That's way better.

Well, all I know is you said, "no violence," remember?

You have kids in the house. - You kind of decided that

For me when you beat randy in the head with a crowbar.

- You drove away from my play.

- I told you I need to go alone.

The guy got spooked.

So I had to take my power back.

Look, I know you're all jacked about your promotion--

- Oh, my god! This isn't about my promotion!

This is about teamwork! God! You never share information, you know that?

You never keep me in the loop. We are supposed to have each other's backs. Like cops do.

- Oh yeah? And what's that code for?

- Oh, I don't know, loyalty! - Please.

(cell phone ringing) shhh!

What?

Fine.

Yeah, fine. I said that already.

I'll see you tomorrow.

♪♪ (duff exhaling)

(typing on keyboard) that was mateo.

- And? - And we're on.

- Yes!

Yes! Oh, my god, we are gonna

Do this. You and me, like teamwork!

We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this.

- Alright, solid gold, calm down! - We're gonna do this, do this.

Yes! - I got one condition.

- Anything you want. Anything. - This time,

I gotta go in alone.

Take care of her for me, alright?

- Can we go over the plan again? - No.

- She meets mateo dominguez in the lobby.

They have both agreed to come unarmed. She's wearing a wireless mic.

The lobby is staffed-- - staffed by cops

That are posing as guests and clerks.

- Ok, when mateo arrives, she'll take him to room 1401.

There's two officers that are stationed in the bathroom, and once she is inside--

- She's gonna kick him in the dink.

- Ok, that's very funny but no.

- No. She's gonna swap the cash for drugs.

And if he won't go in, she aborts the plan.

- This is, uh...

Ah-ah-ah... Awkward. - Yeah.

Yeah, it's always awkward with you.

- Oh. No, I meant like the whole, um...

(whispering): ...Adult rubble thing.

- Rubble? What about rubble? - Well, you know,

'cause you're on it, right? - So?

I'm not cheating, ok? I got divorced, so...

- No, I wouldn't... I know that. I would never swipe right

On someone that was a cheater. That's not my bag.

- You swiped right on me? - Yeah, but that was like...

After you swiped right on me. - I swiped right on you?

- What are you talk-- of course, you swiped right on me. - I don't know,

I thought that's what you're supposed to do with it.

Like, I was just swiping right on everybody. That's like--

- What? You just... Because then you shouldn't...

- I mean, I don't mean to be, like, offensive or anything.

Obviously, I-- - no, of course not.

I don't care. - Ow...

Target has arrived. - Thank god.

- Hi, kelly. - Hey.

- Thanks for coming. - Mm-hmm.

- It's just you, right?

I mean, no stu, no piece.

- As promised. You? - No.

- Alright. Well, the cash is upstairs.

Let's go. - Yeah. Sure.

Hmm...

- Oh, my god! It's not randy, it's stef bowen.

It's ok. We're ok. She's covered. We can hear her every move.

This play is magic. I am magic. - (mateo): This is kelly.

- Nice to meet you, kelly.

- I'm sorry. And you are? - I'm a friend.

Listen, why don't you take off? I got this from here.

- Yeah, I'll go. - (wazowski): Hamm? - (hamm): Yeah.

- Eyes on mateo. Can you follow him up, please?

- (hamm): On it. - 'cause we're cool.

Or do we have a problem? - (duff): No.

- Good. 'cause mateo got me all caught up. Let's go.

- Wish you had done the same for me but whatever.

Doesn't matter.

You show me yours... I'll show you mine.

(elevator doors closing)

- Be my guest.

Should I be doing the same? - Sure thing.

- Good.

We'll do it in my room.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? I'm on 14.

And I don't like surprises.

- Nobody likes surprises.

Clowns, balloons, 50 people you don't even

Care about anymore. Surprises are the worse.

- Can-can we find out if stef bowen rented a room?

(suspenseful music)

- Right this way.

- Hey. You have a nice day, ok?

- Thanks. - Yeah.

I used to work that thankless job 20 years ago.

- Well, you've come a long way, baby.

(knocking) - (maid): Room service.

Hello? - Who's that?

- (man): Just a minute. - Wazowski: [hamm?]

- [yeah.] - hamm, do we have eyes on mateo?

- Yeah. He's in the stairwell. - [ok, on our way.]

- Ladies first. - Thank you.

Hold up. Now who's this?

- My associate, snug. He's very nice.

Aren't you, snug? - I thought we were

Doing a deal, not playing some inspector gadget.

- Take off your coat.

- Fine.

(detector beeping) - see, once we're both feeling

Secure, then we'll go

Up to your room

And make the exchange

When we're both feeling secure.

So, just relax.

Wasn't that bad, was it?

- It's a lot of product for one woman. - Oh yeah?

It's not all for me. - Right, right.

She's buying for the 49 guys.

Always found that kind of funny.

I mean, are there 49 guys?

- 49 bus runs along villeneuve.

- Hmm... Taking the bus these days, huh? Things must be going swell.

- Look, I just want to see what I'm paying for.

- Then have a look.

- Thanks. (unzipping noise)

- And then you can tell me again how it is you know my brother.

'cause I mean, the last time that I checked,

He's never been to montreal.

- You know what? Screw this. Deal's off. Oh!

Oh! Ugh!

- There never was a deal, you dumb bitch.

(indistinct police radio)

- Hey! Are we sure this is the room? 'cause there's no sign of kelly anywhere.

- I found this in the room-service cart. She must have ditched it.

- Hey, guys! Look who I found in kelly's room.

- Hey, "stu." I knew I didn't like you.

- There's no sign of kelly? - No,

But I caught this guy red-handed trying to steal the cash.

What?

- Ok, let's go!

Let's go! - They must have planned

On robbing her from the start. That's why they wanted her to come alone!

- We tore the hotel apart; there was no sign of her anywhere.

- What about stef bowen? - Gone. We're going through

The cctv footage of the parking garage, but he must have come in another car.

- Mateo says he doesn't know where stef took her.

He was supposed to call stef once he got the money

For information on where to drop it. - He doesn't know?!

That's not good enough, alright? If we don't find her soon--

- Ok, calm down. Wazowski, you and your team

Lost a detective today in what I thought was supposed to be

A well-organized play. This is your operation;

What's your next move? ♪♪

- Naz, I want you to contact every division

From here to 58. You make sure that all spare units are

Out there looking for her. Barry, I need you to go

And get me an emergency warrant to track stef bowen's phone.

And give me mateo's cell. I'm gonna go talk to mateo.

This is a two-part plan. (door beeping and buzzing)

I'm gonna scare the crap out of him, get him to crack.

If we can get him to give us stef bowen's number,

We can find her. ♪♪

(door buzzing and beeping)

Listen to me, you wank stain!

You are so deep; we got you

12 ways to Sunday. You got 2 choices:

You either give me stef bowen's phone number

Or you're going away for the next 10 years.

- Are you serious? - Like a heart attack.

- I gotta say...

I'm kind of relieved!

Did you know they have farms

In prisons? You can raise little ducks. Little ones!

I was in way too deep

With those guys, and I started thinking

About my mom having to go to my funeral.

- Listen. - There's little ones.

- Did your mom know that you're in the game? - Are you kidding?

No. - No? (both chuckling)

So how do you think she's gonna feel when she finds out

That not only are you in the game, but you didn't cooperate with police,

And now she has to drive three hours

Every second weekend to come visit you and your ducks?

How do you think that's gonna make her feel?

Hmm?

We can knock down the charges. We can protect you from stef.

All we need is stef bowen's number.

He's in my phone as... Linda.

Don't ask me, it's a long story.

- Thank you.

(stef sighing)

(whistling a short tune)

(knuckles cracking)

- Ah! Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

- Aah!

What now, turd stain?

(screaming and grunting)

Come on!

(grunting)

Aaaaah!

(grunting)

(duff coughing) - now, who's the turd stain?!

(panting) - would you believe it's still you?

You wanna mess up a perfectly good deal

By what? Robbing me?!

This is serious amateur hour. - You know what's amateur hour?

It's coming into my territory and making

Deals behind my back! - Ah!

- Oops! - So we didn't include you, and you felt a little left out?

- 49 guys wanna come here, they gotta go through me.

I am the gatekeeper of stockwood,

And all who trespass here must pay

A toll! - What?

What kind of gandalf nonsense are you talking about, huh?

I mean, do you even know how gates and tolls work?!

(duff panting)

- Oh, I'm glad you never shut that pretty mouth of yours.

That way when you go back, you can tell them everything

I did to you exactly. What? (duff crying)

- I'm sorry, so sorry.

(duff crying) - come on. What... What is this?

- I didn't work with anyone from montreal!

I'm sorry. I've been lying.

I've been lying to your brother.

And now I'm lying to you!

I'm not even from here!

I'm from detroit.

I sold my mom's house, so I can get this money together.

So stupid! I don't know what I was thinking! I'm so sorry!

See, my brother just got out of prison,

Right? And... And dealing's the only thing he knows

How to do now, so I said I'd help him.

I got six of us, man, and my mom's living on my couch!

(duff crying) (stef laughing)

I'm so sorry. - Oh, women, god love you.

- Right.

Listen, we're just gonna go over the plan again.

It's really simple.

You're gonna get stef on the phone.

You're going to tell him that you scored the cash,

And that you're ready-- - ready to meet him

Where he is. Yes, I got it, ok?

Stop harping at me, woman!

- Get him talking, keep him talking

Until he gives you an address.

Come on. You can do this.

Yeah, you need to dial, mateo. - Oh-oh.

- Where did you meet my brother?

- I met him at a prince concert.

- Sounds realistic. (cell phone ringing)

Oh... That's nice.

Ugh! (groaning in pain)

(cell phone ringing)

- Hello! - [hello?]

Hello? - [who's this?]

- Oh, my god, it's kelly! - Can I please speak to stef?

- Give me the phone! Give me the goddamn phone!

- Ow! - Duff! Duff, it's me, sam.

[where are you?] - um, I'm inside the towing lot headed south.

Just... Stef's a psycho, I need to get out of here.

- Listen, you need to stay calm. You keep heading south.

There is a feather factory, it is on your right.

No security systems, so you can just kick in the side door

And then find a place to hide. We'll be right there.

- We got the warrant; we're tracking his phone right now.

- Kelly, we're tracking your phone. You need to leave that phone on.

[do you understand me? Leave that phone on.]

[stay calm.] - I'm not feeling super calm

Right now. - [I got you.]

I promise. - He's heading west on brookline.

Looks like he's on foot. You two, come with me!

- ♪ tell me don't raise my voice ♪

♪ tell me to make it calmer listen, we gotta clear ♪

♪ you ready my little partner? ♪

♪ I think you're mad because you lost control ♪

♪ you want me to fall in line on the x's and o's ♪

♪ you want me on dotted signs it's sick, a rotten mind is ♪

♪ is always fine, equipped with all your lies ♪

♪ only thing that I need is some vodka, a little therapy ♪

♪ some weed, maybe serge ibaka ♪

(gunshots) - ugh!

- ♪ calling the doctor, new benzathine ♪

♪ the type to just leave you alone if you let me be ♪

- (steph): Kelly?

That wasn't very polite.

Was it?

You hurt my feelings.

(cell phone ringing) - ouch! No, no, no. No.

(cell phone still ringing)

- Ah... Shhh... (cell phone stops ringing)

- Like leaving breadcrumbs to the gingerbread house.

(three gunshots)

- What if I said I was a cop?!

- I would say I'm sick of your stories.

- What if I said, trust me, I'm a cop?!

(three gunshots)

- I don't trust my own mother.

(sirens wailing)

Ok, now I trust you. - Police!

- Hands in the air! - Put the gun down now!

- Put your weapon down! - Let's see those hands!

- Put your hands in the air! - Oh, my god!

- Ooh! Easy, big boy. - Kelly?

(indistinct police radio) duff?

You ok?

- Never been better.

Thank you. Thank you.

- Good night.

- You know it's almost 10 o'clock?

- It's business, I won't be late. - You better not be

Or I'm gonna pack 'em up, and I'm gonna move 'em over to my place.

- You're not taking my boys. - Listen, I've been saying that we need

To get that boy out of this neighbourhood.

Cops coming in here

Arresting innocent people-- - oh yeah,

Like your son? - If rick made a mistake,

It was not getting out of stockwood sooner.

- Ok. - I heard stef bowen

Got picked up tonight. - Stef bowen got arrested?

- Mm-hmm. Couple of hours ago according to his mama.

But it don't change nothing.

It's only a matter of time before someone else starts...

- Good night, maureen. - ...Bringing the drugs back in here!

- I should have stuck to my plan. I mean,

I should have pulled you out of there as soon as stef walked in.

- Shoulda, coulda, woulda. I told you

I want to play it loose.

It's not on you. - I just like to

Think that I'm better at taking care of my team, you know.

- Could, woulda, shoulda, wazowski, alright? Stop it.

- I'm just saying I'm sorry.

(duff sighing)

- The reason I keep roasting you about that promotion...

...Is because I don't want you to get that promotion.

You belong on a street team.

You're always thinking ahead,

Planning, pivoting.

- Haha!

(duff sighing)

- I was out there in that towing lot...

...Not sure how I was gonna make it out alive,

And then you called with this lame-ass plan.

And I'm like, "you know what?

I'm gonna trust her. She's got my back."

I don't want you at a desk.

But I'm sure if you get there,

You'll rock that too. - Are you sure

You're ok?

- Yeah.

- You wouldn't tell me if you weren't.

- Nope.

(rock music playing) - what's the occasion?

- Nothing.

Just that you could use a drink. It's Friday, right?

- Sure.

(song mountain by crown lands) you wanna touch her?

You do.

Here.

- Ah!

Wow! Thought she'd be slimy or something?

Does she have teeth? - Yeah, she got teeth.

She don't bite.

This baby girl here swallows everything whole.

Tig!

What-what's the point of this?

- I was gonna kill you on behalf of your charming brother stef.

Lucky you, now I don't have to.

- What are you talking about? - Stef just got pinched.

He kidnapped a cop, if you can believe it.

He wanted me to kill you.

- What an asshole.

- Whatever he felt about you, he was still the only brother

You had left out there. Now, you really got nothing.

- Oh, don't you worry about me, tig.

- Cops find you, you're done. You don't have

Any money or drugs, buffalo guys won't work with you.

But me, they will work with me.

I got my trucks, I got product,

And I got money, so...

...I pretty much run stockwood now, don't I?

There's one more thing I got.

- Oh yeah, what's that? - Your balls in a sling.

So, you're gonna be my muscle or what?

- ♪ fire and brimstone burning ♪

♪ mountain will shine again ♪

(indistinct chatter)

(phone ringing)

(buzzing)

♪♪

- Hey, thanks for bringing her home.

- Oh, uh, anytime. It's my job. I'll see you tomorrow.

- Hey, could you just hang on for a sec?

Hmm...

I'm sorry about the whole rubble thing.

- Oh, my god! Please don't be.

It was... It was really stupid. - No, I-I just...

I feel like I-I got on it before I was ready. Hmm...

But I want you to know that, you know, if I'm ready or when...

...I would swipe the absolute hell out of you.

♪♪

Ok, uh... Good night, sam.

- N-night.

- That was quite the takedown, I hear.

- Ah.

- Makes me wonder why you never put in for the ds position.

- Mm-mm.

I'm not built

For desk work, and you know that.

(chuckling) give it to the brown-noser.

Sorry.

I meant sam. - I know who you meant.

You think she really deserves it?

- She's very good at her job. - If I'm gonna sell her upstairs, I need

More than good. - She brought me home today.

Stuck together, got the job done.

It's what cops are supposed to do. Am I right?

(song ride by clayjay and tobi) - right.

Ok. Mmm!

I'm gonna walk myself home.

You need to go see the psychologist tomorrow.

- I know. I know. I'm on it. - Ok? Because after today,

I do not want to hear

Any of that tough guy stuff, ok?

- ♪ it ain't tricking if he knows how to treat you ♪

♪ ain't no fees attached to this feature ♪

♪ whether it's by conversation or consummation ♪

♪ you always wanted him to go deeper ♪

♪ huh, it seems like he's trying ♪

♪ to stop you from getting to your goals ♪

♪ does he sound like a keeper? ♪

♪ why settle for whatever's easy ♪

♪ your body bomb and brain are magnifique ♪

♪ mind on fleek dress like sheesh ♪

(cell phone ringing) ♪ let's go eat ♪

- This is jeff keegan. Leave me a message.

- ♪ I like the logo, may I get a piece, like, ooh-ooh ♪

- Hey.

Keegan, I was...

I was thinking about it. Um...

Your siu thing...

- ♪ we're too old for games ♪

♪ too young for titles ♪ - you're right.

We cops, we've got to stick together on this stuff.

- ♪ give it to me, baby, give it to me if you love me ♪ - alright?

So I trust you. - ♪ give it to me if you love me now ♪

- I got you. - ♪ I know you want the chase ♪

♪ I know you want the ♪ - alright.

- ♪ 'cause you love the show ♪ - yeah.

- ♪ you love the show, love ♪

- ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh oh-oh ♪

♪ ooh-ooh - love me now ♪

(theme music)

Closed captioning by sette inc