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This next song
is about all the ways...
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men rock!
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♪♪
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♪ You let me
handle the chores ♪
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♪ Your ponytail
looks like Thor's ♪
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♪ You're not held back
by emotion ♪
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♪ You deserve a promotion ♪
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♪ Men rock! ♪
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♪ Men rock! ♪
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♪ Love how you mansplain
when I try to talk ♪
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[ Cheering ]
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♪ You got so much style ♪
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♪ When you tell us
we need to smile ♪
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♪ Or that we shouldn't
drive or vote ♪
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♪ Because we don't
have a scrote! ♪
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When we say "men,"
you say "rock"!
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Men!
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Bridgette,
you're so hot!
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[ Sighs ]
At least we have Ron.
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♪♪
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♪♪♪
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[ Groans ]
That was so embarrassing.
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C'mon,
we had four people there!
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Last month was two.
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Our fanbase doubled.
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I'm just saying, maybe there's
something more worthwhile
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we could do the third Wednesday
of every month.
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Do you not believe
in us anymore?
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I don't think we're ever
going to be successful.
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[ Gasps ]
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Guys, you're never gonna believe
what I saw online!
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Wait.
We're...popular?
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I can't read
any of the comments.
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♪ ...back by emotion ♪
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♪ You deserve a promotion ♪
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[ Cromanian accent ]
Emily and Bridgette!
I'm Mirek.
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Minister of arts for
splendid nation of Cromania.
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And huuuge big fan
of your bops!
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Every song so good!
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Is my pleasure to invite
amazing music stars
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to visit our country.
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You will fly on private jet,
is so sick,
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and perform for brave,
strong President Agoustan!
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Anyway, hit me ups!
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[ Squeals ]
This is so cool!
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Don't you think
this seems sketchy?
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A stranger from the Internet
offering to fly us
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Somewhere On a private jet?
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I get five of those
in my DMs every day.
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C'mon, Emily.
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This is our shot.
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Please, please,
please, please.
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Fine. But if we get murdered,
I'm quitting the band.
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♪♪
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[ Cheering ]
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Are they...
fans of this plane?
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They're here for you!
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Crowd: Em-i-ly!
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Bri-duh-jit!
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Em-i-ly!
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Bri-duh-jit!
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Ahhh.
This feels right.
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Bridgette and Emily.
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It's me, Mirek!
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From Cool Video?
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Kiss on cheek, kiss on cheek,
best friends.
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Welcome to Cromania.
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Very fun, very safe.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Don't worry,
they're loaded.
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Come, we have
full schedule of events.
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Then you meet
President Agoustan.
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Wonderful man, perfect penis,
let's ride in sweet limo!
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-Ooooh.
-Aaah.
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-Wow.
-Okaaaay.
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Welcome to Presidential
Palace.
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Sooo many tax dollars.
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You sleep here in finest suite,
no one even watch.
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Sketchy.
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No, he said
they don't watch.
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[ Groans ]
Is there a bathroom in here?
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Beautiful bathrooms,
no one watching.
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But way on other side
of palace.
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You make later.
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-I gotta make now.
-You guys go.
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I'll hang back with Candice
and we'll catch up.
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We go now.
Have a good shit!
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♪♪
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Do you really
need to pee?
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Or are you just anxious
about mom becoming a celebrity
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because it makes you feel
like less of a man?
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What?
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[ Guitars playing ]
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♪ So you were in a public
bathroom without any shoes ♪
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♪ Then you played basketball
against green kangaroos ♪
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♪ You showed up late
for class ♪
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♪ You couldn't
find your nose ♪
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♪ You had a chat
with Jose Canseco ♪
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♪ About UFOs ♪
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♪ Don't tell me
about your stupid dreams ♪
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♪ Don't tell me
about your stupid dreams ♪
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♪♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Thank you so much.
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What an honor
to meet beautiful Emily!
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Oh!
Thank you!
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And Bridgette,
the funny one.
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Wait, what?
I'm the hot one.
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Ha ha!
Classic Bridgette!
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What is happening?
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Emily, you are such role model
for women of Cromania.
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Right, Svetmoosha?
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Permission to agree?
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Oh, my gosh.
You guys are such sweeties.
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Okay, Em, you were right,
this is sketchy.
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It's fine.
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They love us, they get us,
they're giving us fish.
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[ Shudders ]
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Thank you?
No, to sign. [ Laughs ]
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Come on, Bridgette.
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It's her first fish.
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I mean, obviously
we want mom to succeed,
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but it's normal if her success
makes you feel inadequate.
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Dad!
Bathroom!
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I'm at defcon pee.
You're right.
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Let's focus
on what's important,
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not on the idea
that we'll lose her forever.
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[ Gasps ]
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Okay, they'll know
where the bathroom is.
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
This looks promising.
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Almost time
for big concert.
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I am legit freaking out!
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But first we go
to Croval office
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to meet indestructible
leader Agoustan,
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powerful hairline,
breath like Jasmine.
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Emily, I have a very bad
feeling about this country.
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Something's going on here.
Yeah.
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Something is going on here --
you're jealous.
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You can't handle that
I'm the hot one.
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That is absolutely
part of it!
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But not all of it.
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[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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Absolute Unit Agoustan,
it is my pleasure to present
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Emily and Bridgette.
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Ah, welcome to
my glorious homeland.
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Oh. Okay, okay.
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[ Sniffs deeply ]
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[ Both grunting ]
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Entire nation awaits
your performance.
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We broadcast live
on every channel.
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All two!
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Your music so inspirational.
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See, Bridgette?
We're inspirational.
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Mirek will project patriotic
slideshow behind performance.
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♪♪
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♪ You let me handle
the chores ♪
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♪ Your ponytail
looks like Thor's ♪
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[ Laughs ]
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If Emily's
like Katy Perry,
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then I guess
I'm like Orlando bloom.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes!
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Candice, wait!
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[ Moans ]
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[ Screams ]
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Oh, were you guys
in line?
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♪ Or that we shouldn't
drive or vote ♪
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♪ Because we don't have
a scrote ♪
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We base whole society
on your music.
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Your song "Stupid Dreams"
teach population
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to stop dreaming
of better life.
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Sketchy yet?
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We are way beyond sketchy.
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And what's going on here?
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Emily is most perfect
role model.
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She has child,
dresses conservatively,
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and hides hair
under modest wig.
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[ Gasps ]
Em, did you hear that?
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About the wig?
How your hair looks fake?
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Okay,
we should get out of here.
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Showtime!
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Ready to impose your catchy bops
on subservient masses?
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Ooooh, so sorry, but I think
we gotta postpone.
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I'm feeling
a little [coughs] raspy?
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And I've got diarrhea!
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That sounds serious.
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But show must go on.
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[ Guns cock ]
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Do you really
have diarrhea?
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Because I have something
for it in my bag.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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We can't do this.
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If we perform, we'll reinforce
their evil system.
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I'm sorry I got carried away
by the fame and hotness
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and didn't notice
the oppression and misogyny.
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People of Cromania, and women!
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Amazing music stars
Emily and Bridgette
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will perform national anthem,
"Men Rock"!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪ You let me handle
the chores ♪
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♪ Your ponytail
looks like Thor's ♪
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[ Sighs ]
We can't keep singing this.
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♪♪
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Then let's sing
something else.
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♪ But here's the real message
that we have for you ♪
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♪ Women can do anything
that men can do ♪
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[ Groans ]
♪ Don't be silent ♪
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♪ Use your voice ♪
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♪ You can stay at home ♪
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♪ But it should be
your choice ♪
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♪ Women rock! ♪
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♪ They're so awesome! ♪
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♪ Girls who code! ♪
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♪ Beyoncé! Blossom! ♪
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♪ Women rock! ♪
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♪ When we say "women,"
you say "rock"! ♪
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♪ Women! ♪
♪ Rock! ♪
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♪ Women! ♪
Seize them!
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♪♪
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Emily!
We gotta get out of here!
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This country hates women!
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We noticed.
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[ Guns cock ]
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♪♪
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We found these women
in an underground jail.
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They were arrested
for not laughing
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at their
husbands's jokes!
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♪♪
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[ Both gasps, guns cock ]
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Mirek, don't!
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[ Gunshot ]
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Guys, your new song!
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Incredible.
Women doing men things?
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Having choices?
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I had no idea.
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Come,
I fly you out of country.
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Thank you, Mirek.
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There's that smile!
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You should smile more,
it's so pretty.
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You were so close.
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♪ So we made it to the plane ♪
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♪ And escaped
the Cromanian leader ♪
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♪ All the women
are now in charge ♪
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♪ But they're not
that great either ♪
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♪ They murdered all the men ♪
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♪ We think they overdid it ♪
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♪ But after all
they went through ♪
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♪ I guess we kinda get it ♪
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[ Light applause ]
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Bridgette,
you're still hot!
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In my country,
Bridgette is a 3.
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Narrator: Well, looks like them
ol' Santa Ana winds
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are blowin' once again.
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Ahhhhh!
They sure do bluster.
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♪♪
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But sometimes,
when troubles got ya down,
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them winds can stir up
exactly what you need.
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Now, maybe you didn't
grow up a horse girl.
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But I did.
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And it taught me something.
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Not something you'd learn
at a four year college.
263
00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:50,019
It's more of a life lesson
type deal.
264
00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:53,049
If you got troubles...
265
00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:56,140
ain't nothing can fix 'em
like a horse.
266
00:11:56,159 --> 00:12:03,179
♪♪
267
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:11,140
♪♪
268
00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:13,189
♪♪
269
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,160
Anybody want to play
with me?
270
00:12:15,179 --> 00:12:17,089
Sorry, sweetie.
I'm late for an install.
271
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:20,090
Finishing this work thing,
just give me two quick hours!
272
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,120
[ Groans ]
273
00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:23,019
[ Horse whinnies ]
274
00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:24,109
[ Horse blows ]
275
00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:35,099
♪♪
276
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,020
[ Vacuums ]
277
00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:40,019
[ Gasps ]
278
00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:41,129
[ Laughs ]
279
00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:47,169
♪♪
280
00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:50,040
[ Thud ]
281
00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:52,149
Now in the county
of Los Angeles,
282
00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:55,999
it's illegal to keep a secret
horse in a rental property.
283
00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:58,219
So Candice did what
any horse girl would do.
284
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,190
She hid that dang pony
in the garage.
285
00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:09,189
[ Engine starts, bangs ]
286
00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:11,200
Aah!
287
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:14,180
[ Horn honks, cellphone chimes ]
288
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,160
Oh no, me late!
Ah!
289
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,169
[ Horse blows ]
290
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,040
[ Screams ]
Horsejacker!
291
00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:21,999
Take my wallet.
292
00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:30,179
Maybe me not late.
293
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,170
♪♪
294
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:50,090
♪♪
295
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:55,210
♪♪
296
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,170
[ Horse whinnies ]
297
00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,100
♪♪
298
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,140
[ Game playing ]
299
00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:03,029
[ Lock clicks,
doorknob rattles ]
300
00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:06,019
We gotta hide you.
301
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:08,189
Well, that's enough of
being alone in this room!
302
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,050
Uh, okay...
303
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,090
[ Chuckles ]
304
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:15,170
Ugh,
is everyone in Dubai?
305
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:17,160
[ Sighs ]
306
00:14:17,179 --> 00:14:19,119
[ Gasps ]
[ Horse whinnies ]
307
00:14:19,139 --> 00:14:22,169
Couch horse!
Ooh, pics or it didn't happen!
308
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:25,100
Hashtag do it
for the gram.
309
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,140
What are you doing?
310
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:28,139
[ Horse snorts ]
311
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,999
No.
No, you're right.
312
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,030
Why can't I just be
in the [echoing] moment?
313
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:46,229
♪♪
314
00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:56,109
♪♪
315
00:14:56,129 --> 00:15:00,059
♪♪
316
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,220
[ Eagle cries ]
317
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,080
♪♪
318
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,010
Thank you for helping me
find inner peace.
319
00:15:07,029 --> 00:15:09,229
Ugh. I've had these elbow
patches since undergrad.
320
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,189
I look like a schmuck.
321
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,150
Quick, hide!
322
00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:15,129
Aagh!
I love your hair.
323
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:16,199
Ohmigosh.
You're so soft.
324
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,100
Are you kidding me?!
325
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,200
30 bucks?
I can't afford that!
326
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,060
[ Groans ]
327
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,220
What is this,
tenured professor magazine?
328
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,010
[ Gasps ]
329
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:30,039
Tree horse!
Waaaaaait a minute.
330
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,199
I need cash,
you're a horse.
331
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:35,080
Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
332
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:39,070
[ Trumpet plays,
horse whinnies ]
333
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:41,080
Okay, what about
Tupelo Genie?
334
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,120
[ Horse snorts ]
335
00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:43,229
Got it.
A drinker.
336
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,019
And Salt Bray?
337
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:46,079
[ Horse growls ]
338
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,040
What about
My Cousin Whinny?
339
00:15:48,059 --> 00:15:49,129
[ Horse grunts ]
340
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,169
He's got unexamined
childhood trauma
341
00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,200
from witnessing the death
of his father?
342
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,070
Hard pass.
343
00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:58,120
Oooh, what about Extremely Loud
and Incredibly Horse?
344
00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:00,049
[ Horse grunts ]
345
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,070
That's the one!
346
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,230
Okay, here goes next
month's rent.
347
00:16:04,009 --> 00:16:05,129
[ Bell ringing ]
348
00:16:05,149 --> 00:16:07,129
[ Horses whinnying ]
349
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:12,069
♪♪
350
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,030
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
351
00:16:14,049 --> 00:16:15,129
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, we're rich!
352
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:17,139
We're rich, you dumb horse!
353
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:20,229
♪♪
354
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:22,049
Say, mister, lookin' sharp.
355
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,020
Mind if I take a picture
of you and your filly?
356
00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:26,039
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
357
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,200
Tomorrow I'm thinking it's
between Call Me By Your Mane
358
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:33,090
and Won't You Me
by Neigh-bor.
359
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:35,010
Huh
360
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:36,219
Whoaaa!
We've got to hide you!
361
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,190
[ Grunts ]
362
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,010
[ Humming ]
363
00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:43,219
Oh. gaw!
364
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,090
I'll never wow 'em down
at the rink.
365
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:50,170
When it comes to roller skating,
I'm a basic bitch.
366
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:54,100
[ Horse blows ]
367
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,220
Or am I?
368
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
♪♪
369
00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:00,129
[ Stammering ]
370
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,209
Yeah.
371
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:12,180
♪♪
372
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,110
♪♪
373
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,180
[ Laughing ]
374
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:24,070
♪♪
375
00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:26,109
[ Slow motion music ]
376
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:32,080
♪♪
377
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:35,109
[ Cheering ]
378
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,210
They're cheering for you,
too.
379
00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,189
Double IPA?
380
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,200
Straight-edge?
That's cool.
381
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:47,020
-[ Groans ]
-Quick, under here.
382
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:57,129
♪♪
383
00:17:57,150 --> 00:18:01,100
I miss you every day,
Sergeant Spurs.
384
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:05,199
♪♪
385
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,100
[ Horse whinnies ]
386
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,999
You're no barbecue grill.
387
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,179
♪♪
388
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,010
[ Gasps ]
389
00:18:13,029 --> 00:18:14,229
[ Horse snorts ]
390
00:18:15,009 --> 00:18:16,189
It can't be...
391
00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:23,120
♪♪
392
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,040
[ Horse grunts ]
393
00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:35,139
♪♪
394
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,130
Let's go!
395
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,070
Power slide!
396
00:18:39,089 --> 00:18:40,219
Whoa!
397
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:47,090
♪♪
398
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:48,119
[ Smooches ]
399
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:51,160
Thank you
for one last day.
400
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,060
Ooh.
401
00:18:54,079 --> 00:18:56,019
[ Door opens ]
402
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,049
Hey, Mr. Salt.
Mr. Salt: Emily!
403
00:18:58,069 --> 00:19:01,089
I need you to write my speech
for the lettuce convention.
404
00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:03,119
Can you come up
with some jokes?
405
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,200
I will "endive" right in.
406
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,070
That's amazing!
407
00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:08,099
Haha endive...
408
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:11,089
Ugh, I'm never
gonna get a break.
409
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,129
[ Groans ]
410
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,110
[ Horse blows ]
411
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:16,170
[ Gasps ]
412
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,129
Hi, is this Animal Control?
413
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,140
Yeah, I got a friggin' horse
in my backyard
414
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,130
and I do not need
this today.
415
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:29,070
Yes, he's chubby, Brown,
big beautiful eyes...
416
00:19:29,089 --> 00:19:32,009
He's obviously an angel.
I love him.
417
00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:33,099
You know what?
I'll call you back.
418
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,139
[ Cellphone beeps ]
419
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,060
[ Grunts ]
420
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:48,069
♪♪
421
00:19:48,089 --> 00:19:53,179
♪♪
422
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,190
[ Inhales, exhales deeply ]
423
00:19:55,210 --> 00:20:06,060
♪♪
424
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,069
♪♪
425
00:20:09,089 --> 00:20:11,069
Ahhhhhh!
426
00:20:11,089 --> 00:20:17,109
♪♪
427
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:20,130
Thanks for reminding me
to take time for myself.
428
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,180
[ Screams ]
-Mom?
429
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,150
-Candice!
-You found my secret horse?
430
00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:26,190
Hey, what are you guys doing
with my secret horse?
431
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,170
Your secret horse?
He loves me.
432
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:32,160
[ Chuckles ] Uh, no, what he
loves is installing TVs with me.
433
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,070
Can somebody hand me
some clothes?
434
00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:36,229
Emily, get away
from my best friend!
435
00:20:37,009 --> 00:20:39,059
That's my therapeutic
companion!
436
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:41,229
What's it gonna be, horse?
Who do you love?
437
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,069
You've gotta choose.
438
00:20:43,089 --> 00:20:46,019
♪♪
439
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:49,149
[ Horse whinnies ]
440
00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:51,020
[ All scream ]
441
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,069
Where is he going?
442
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,199
Maybe he wants to go back
to his home.
443
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,160
Come back, Pickles!
444
00:20:58,180 --> 00:20:59,230
You call him Pickles?
445
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,079
Well he's definitely
not a "Liam".
446
00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:03,049
-Train!
-That's an even worse name!
447
00:21:03,069 --> 00:21:06,129
[ Horn blaring ]
No, train!
448
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:09,040
[ All scream ]
449
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,039
No train, no gain.
450
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,209
[ Engine revving ]
451
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:17,080
♪♪
452
00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:23,229
♪♪
453
00:21:24,009 --> 00:21:26,079
Narrator: Though their time
with him was brief.
454
00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:29,089
Pickles had changed
all their lives.
455
00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:30,149
Forever.
456
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:36,010
♪♪
457
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:39,069
Or had he?
458
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,199
Wait,
did we all imagine him?
459
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,170
Even if Pickles wasn't real,
460
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:47,210
we all have a little horse
inside of us.
461
00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:50,120
Oh, no, wait.
He's real everybody.
462
00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:55,189
Narrator:
Well, of course he was real.
463
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,130
If you thought Pickles
was just a metaphor,
464
00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:01,210
well, you're dumber
than some kind of asshole.
465
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:04,010
Happy trails, cow pokes!
466
00:22:04,029 --> 00:22:14,169
♪♪
467
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:26,170
♪♪
468
00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:38,060
♪♪
469
00:22:38,079 --> 00:22:49,179
♪♪
470
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:55,120
♪♪
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