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Rainbow Johnson is truly a great mom,
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and she loves all her children.
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But let's just say if she could
only save one from a fire,
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I wouldn't want to be Zoey,
Jack, Diane, or Devante.
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Junior is clearly her favorite.
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They go on road trips
to taste rare cheeses
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and have deep discussions
in their two-person book club
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that, believe me,
you don't want to join.
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They enjoy Sunday morning affirmations
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followed by Sunday afternoon pedicures.
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You gonna do my toes?
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Of course.
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So when Junior started dating Olivia,
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you'd think there would be some tension.
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But Bow welcomed her with open arms
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because she loves seeing Junior happy.
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Somebody's got a birthday coming up.
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What are you two going to do
to celebrate, huh?
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Oh, well, you know I like
to keep things low-key.
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- W...
- No, you don't.
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No, I don't!
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I'm going to blow it up!
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First thing, first stop,
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- we are gonna go to Shakey's...
- Yes.
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...and get my name on the sign
out front.
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- Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
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Fifteen years in a row,
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we got to keep this tradition going!
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Okay? Listen, Olivia, you
are going to love it.
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We add one new tradition
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for every year of this young man's life.
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So we got a ton of stops this year.
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What?! Okay.
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Snorkeling in the tide pools,
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climbing up to the Hollywood sign...
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Okay, wait.
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So you guys do this every year?
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Yes.
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Olivia, do you not have
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any special birthday traditions
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that you do with your mom?
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Well, yeah, sure.
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Usually, in the morning
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she sends me a happy birthday text.
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- A t... A... A text?
- Uh-huh.
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And she e-mails me a cash gift card,
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which is nice, you know?
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- Yes.
- Oh, Junior, we're gonna be late.
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- We got to go.
- Oh, okay.
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Yes. Get out of here.
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- See you later, Dr. Johnson.
- Bye, Mom.
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A cash gift card?
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Black Jesus!
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- Dre.
- Hmm?
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We have a serious problem.
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Okay, babe,
I don't care how loud it gets.
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I'm not going to a sleep doctor.
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No, it's Olivia.
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She has an arm's length
relationship with her mother.
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Ruby, can you imagine getting Dre
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a Macy's gift card for his birthday?
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Of course not.
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That's the kind of gift a bank gives you
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- when you open an account.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, there's something going on there.
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Yeah, it's called a normal relationship.
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Your mother puts a pint
of ice cream between her thighs
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to pre-soften it for you.
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Well, if you know a better way
to do it, I'm listening.
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I don't know, babe.
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You know, that falls
somewhere in between
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not a problem
and not your problem, all right?
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I don't think you should
get in the middle of it.
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Or...
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maybe I could help them
grow a little closer.
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It's like people
who buy supermarket wine.
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You want to tell them you could have
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something so much better
for the same price
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and it won't come out of a bladder.
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You know what I say?
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Hmm?
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Get in there
and pull the pin on that grenade
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and see what happens.
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Yeah, she's not your child.
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You know what?
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If nobody's going to listen to me,
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I'm going to get some ice cream.
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Oh, let me just get
my sweatpants on, boo!
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- Oh, hey, Mama.
- Huh?
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- Catch!
- Oh!
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You should learn
how to do that for me, babe.
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Mm-hmm.
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I do enough for you, Dre.
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I mean, it was a crazy steep hill,
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but it ain't no thang for ya boy.
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I fell off a roof once
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and I still kept my Jordans crispy.
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Wow, you're like a tall Tom Cruise!
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Well, I'll call you back in five, okay?
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Don't miss me too much.
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All right.
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Mm.
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Sup?
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I need you to be my alibi this weekend.
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My friends and I are doing
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the Black Pretty Woman Challenge.
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It's where you hang out in a fancy store
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until a snooty White employee
starts hassling you.
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Ooh! We're going viral.
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I like that you're out there
doing the work.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But I can't.
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Of course you can!
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We've done this tons of times.
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You know, I'll write our cover story
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on your palm like always.
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But in Sharpie in case you
decide to eat a papaya again.
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No, I mean I'm busy tomorrow.
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Ashley's coming over.
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While you've been doing your own thing,
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heads were turning my way.
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And one of those heads,
mm, is super cute.
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Oh. Ah, this is her.
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Gotta go.
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I think she went to the bathroom,
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but we're not really comfortable
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talking about that kind of stuff yet.
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All right.
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Ah, so what you been up to?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Ooh-hoo.
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"Happy Birthday from Finn Cutlery."
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Hmm.
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You know, people made fun of me
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for when I signed up for
a thousand birthday clubs,
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but look who's getting
free knife sharpening now.
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Aww! That's great, sweetie.
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Hey, I was wondering.
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What do you know about Olivia
and her mom's relationship?
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- Um... They get along well.
- Mm-hmm?
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They call about once a week or so.
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Huh.
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So they talk... what?...
like a couple hours
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about, like, life and dreams
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and hopes and all that mom stuff?
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- It's, like, weather.
- Weather?
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- Traffic.
- Ooh.
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How weather will affect traffic.
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So, yeah.
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Don't you think that's a little weird?
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Thank you for saying it.
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Oh, it is weird as hell.
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I wish they were closer.
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Sometimes I feel bad talking about us
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because they clearly
don't have what we have.
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Maybe you and I can help them
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get a little bit of what we have.
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- Hmm.
- I was thinking,
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what if we have a birthday
brunch at Little Terrace...
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Okay.
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...and we invite Olivia and her mom?
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- Huh?
- Wh...
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We can show them that a relationship
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can share more than just
low pressure systems.
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- I think that is a great idea...
- You do?
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- ...for two reasons.
- Okay, tell me.
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Okay, one, it'll bring
a little bit more love
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- into my girl's life.
- Okay.
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And, two, you know they have
those Dutch baby pancakes
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that you have to order
like two days ahead.
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Mm-hmm. That's why
I picked Little Terrace!
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Because I know that
my baby loves a Dutch baby.
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Okay, you are the bomb!
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
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So Junior and Bow
had their birthday brunch
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with Olivia and her mom, Maxine.
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- And they put on quite a show.
- True.
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Now, okay, we go on
this camping trip every year.
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- Even though we're really busy...
- Mm-hmm.
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...we just think
it's a priority, you know?
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It's a priority
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for us to disconnect from the world
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so that we can connect with each other.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You know?
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Like the last time we went camping,
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we set up our tents
near this beautiful waterfall.
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- It was unbelievable.
- It was gorgeous.
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- Aah!
- And as night fell,
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we built this fire,
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- and we just stayed up talking for hours.
- We just talked.
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- Yeah, we did.
- That's sweet.
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So by getting out of
the sort of daily routine,
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you know, you can move past
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the mundane conversations
about, like, the weather.
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Aah!
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And traffic and get to the good stuff,
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- you know, the meat of the relationship.
- Mm.
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I told you,
they're like two peas in a pod.
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- Oh, you can tell.
- I know, right?
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We really... We're just always
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looking for ways
to keep that flame alive.
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- Yes, we are.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Huh.
- Ooh, crab legs are out.
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- Oh, oh!
- Come on, Liv.
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We are gonna have to go hard.
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We're going to need all four arms
to bring them back to the table.
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- I'm ready to hip-check a bitch.
- Let's go.
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- Come on.
- Oh, my!
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So, um...
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I know that you and Olivia are...
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you're probably comfortable
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with the way your relationship is,
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but I just want you to know
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it's not too late for you to have the...
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the magic that Junior and I have.
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Oh, that sounds so... romantic.
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- Oh, that's weird.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Romantic is the wrong word.
- That's the wrong word.
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Though I'm not sure what the right
word would be for this.
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You and your son are creepy-close.
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- What?
- Like when you die,
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he's going to turn you into furniture
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and keep you around the house.
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No, he's not.
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- Hey!
- Oh!
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King crab legs for my queen.
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Oh, sweetheart!
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Look at those.
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But before you
bite into those... thank you...
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you are going to want to take
a bite of this Dutch baby.
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It was worth the wait.
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Come on, open up the airplane hangar.
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- Hangar's closed.
- Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
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- Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
- Okay, sweetie.
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Man, there were so many
great little moments
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where we were clearly
blowing Maxine's mind.
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Did you see the look on her face
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when we were talking about our trip?
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Yeah, she definitely made some faces.
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You know, hearing us talk about us
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made me fall in love with us again.
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- Oh!
- What?
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Great teaching with you,
professor-doctor.
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Don't listen to him.
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Brunch was a disaster.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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You found out too late
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that mimosas weren't included?
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No.
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Olivia's mom, Maxine,
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thinks that Junior and I are too close.
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Bow, I've been telling you
that for years.
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Stop.
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And the boy shouldn't be
your emergency contact.
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Yes, I know about that.
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00:09:22,475 --> 00:09:24,843
You're jealous,
and she doesn't even know us.
258
00:09:24,878 --> 00:09:27,312
Maybe she gets the gist.
259
00:09:27,347 --> 00:09:29,481
She probably thinks
you're gonna turn Junior into
260
00:09:29,516 --> 00:09:31,629
the type of guy that lives
with his mother
261
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,094
in an old folks home.
262
00:09:33,119 --> 00:09:37,489
Dre, I need you to power-sand
my one weird toenail.
263
00:09:37,524 --> 00:09:40,926
It's sucking up that polish
like primer on drywall.
264
00:09:41,552 --> 00:09:44,464
I'm sorry. What were you saying?
265
00:09:44,489 --> 00:09:47,182
Please, don't try to turn this on us.
266
00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:50,102
- Okay.
- Olivia's mom called out Bow
267
00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:52,871
for her strange relationship
with Junior.
268
00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:56,041
- Oh-ho-ho-ho! Well, it is strange.
- Mm-hmm.
269
00:09:56,075 --> 00:09:57,943
Says the woman who talks to her son
270
00:09:57,977 --> 00:09:59,878
while he's in the shower.
271
00:09:59,913 --> 00:10:01,947
I know you don't want to hear this,
272
00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:03,940
but you got to cut the cord...
273
00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:05,017
Oh, boy.
274
00:10:05,051 --> 00:10:07,519
...deliver the placenta,
and put it in the ground!
275
00:10:08,822 --> 00:10:10,329
- I think so, too.
- Mm-hmm.
276
00:10:10,354 --> 00:10:12,691
- That's 'cause my baby's always right.
- Mm-hmm!
277
00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:15,705
Uh-huh. I got my rose water going.
278
00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:16,862
Don't be long, boo.
279
00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,564
- Okay, Mama.
- All right, now.
280
00:10:18,598 --> 00:10:20,132
You know what?
281
00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:24,351
I definitely don't need
to be listening to you and Ruby
282
00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:25,905
about any of this.
283
00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:29,403
Maxine saw a great relationship,
284
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,543
and to make herself feel better,
285
00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:33,078
she insulted it.
286
00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:36,266
We were at a very fancy brunch, okay,
287
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,993
and she only ate a grapefruit.
288
00:10:39,018 --> 00:10:41,297
Her priorities are whack.
289
00:10:41,322 --> 00:10:42,921
Whack-o-la-vitz!
290
00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:44,089
Whack!
291
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:46,795
Make yourself at home
292
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,294
while I craft us
a couple of special lemonades.
293
00:10:49,319 --> 00:10:50,489
Wow.
294
00:10:50,514 --> 00:10:51,997
I could definitely see myself
295
00:10:52,031 --> 00:10:53,732
spending a lot of time here.
296
00:10:53,766 --> 00:10:56,001
Some sweetness for my sweetness.
297
00:10:58,137 --> 00:10:59,505
Mm.
298
00:10:59,539 --> 00:11:01,373
You're gonna love this by the pool.
299
00:11:01,407 --> 00:11:05,043
D... Wh... Y... You're Diane Johnson!
300
00:11:05,085 --> 00:11:06,095
You were in the background
301
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,963
- of Dennis Kissi's Instagram post, right?
- Mm.
302
00:11:07,988 --> 00:11:09,455
- What?
- The one where the guy got his arm broken
303
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,713
- while arm wrestling?
- Yeah, that was crazy.
304
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,030
- Yeah!
- You could hear the moment
305
00:11:13,054 --> 00:11:14,486
his baseball career ended.
306
00:11:14,487 --> 00:11:15,699
It was so dope.
307
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,389
Hey, Ash, how many ice cubes
do you want?
308
00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:18,757
Three? Four?
309
00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:20,739
Four might be a little chilly,
but I can give you a hoodie.
310
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,060
Yeah, yeah, 34 sounds great.
311
00:11:22,095 --> 00:11:23,706
Wait, that cracking noise was real?
312
00:11:23,731 --> 00:11:25,604
I thought you added, like,
sound effects or something.
313
00:11:25,629 --> 00:11:27,938
Mm-hmm. It was so real,
I even made it my ringtone.
314
00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:30,035
You know, I have some overhead
footage too if you want to see that.
315
00:11:30,069 --> 00:11:31,403
- Yeah.
- It's right here.
316
00:11:31,437 --> 00:11:33,038
Oh, I filmed it on a drone
317
00:11:33,072 --> 00:11:34,606
I stole from Dennis' stepdad's office.
318
00:11:34,641 --> 00:11:36,275
Yeah, don't tell anyone about that.
319
00:11:36,309 --> 00:11:38,810
Um, can we watch somewhere else?
320
00:11:38,845 --> 00:11:40,412
It's too loud down here.
321
00:11:40,446 --> 00:11:41,980
Oh, if you think this is too loud,
322
00:11:42,015 --> 00:11:43,615
you should hear him drinking milk.
323
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,117
- Come on.
- Wait, where are you going? What?
324
00:11:45,151 --> 00:11:46,962
Um, I'll be right back. I promise.
325
00:11:46,987 --> 00:11:49,154
- Hey, what's your number?
- Oh, we're not there yet.
326
00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:50,255
Okay.
327
00:11:52,325 --> 00:11:53,792
After our little talk,
328
00:11:53,826 --> 00:11:56,762
Bow was fully on board
for camping with Junior.
329
00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:58,403
- Oh! Hey, Mom.
- Yeah?
330
00:11:58,428 --> 00:12:00,172
You want to check out this stuff
I got for Sequoia?
331
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,389
Ooh, let me see.
332
00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:04,821
So, I got you those
cucumber masks that you love.
333
00:12:04,846 --> 00:12:05,837
- Love those.
- Right?
334
00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:07,973
I got us tactical toilet paper
'cause you know.
335
00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:09,174
Gonna need that.
336
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:13,113
And I found these awesome T-shirts.
337
00:12:13,138 --> 00:12:14,780
- Oh, wow!
- Look at that!
338
00:12:14,814 --> 00:12:15,781
That is a cute...
339
00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:16,815
Here's yours.
340
00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:18,517
...font. Look at that.
341
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:19,818
- Right?
- Yeah, look at that, sweetheart.
342
00:12:19,852 --> 00:12:21,653
Oh, yeah, I knew you would love them.
343
00:12:21,688 --> 00:12:22,754
Mm-hmm.
344
00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:24,022
Oh.
345
00:12:24,057 --> 00:12:25,991
Sorry, Olivia, but I am busy.
346
00:12:26,025 --> 00:12:28,827
I've got a trip to pack for with my mom.
347
00:12:30,997 --> 00:12:32,623
- I came as soon as I could.
- Thank God!
348
00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:33,920
It took you over a minute!
349
00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:36,535
My weird toenail
is growing out of control.
350
00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:37,939
Can you fetch the grinding wheel?
351
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,564
- Uh-huh.
- It's starting to grow down.
352
00:12:39,589 --> 00:12:41,390
But they're waiting for us
to cut the cake.
353
00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:43,351
You don't need two people
to hold a knife.
354
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:45,080
I'll be right back.
355
00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:52,184
- We need to cancel the trip.
- Why?
356
00:12:52,218 --> 00:12:55,053
AirBnB said our cabin is a "rare find."
357
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:58,190
I know, but, honey,
you've got your own life,
358
00:12:58,224 --> 00:12:59,491
and I-I don't want to keep you
359
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:01,793
from living the best version of it.
360
00:13:01,828 --> 00:13:03,328
I'm gonna be your mom forever.
361
00:13:03,363 --> 00:13:05,063
So I just think...
362
00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:07,499
I think I need to give you
a little more space.
363
00:13:09,569 --> 00:13:10,736
Wow.
364
00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:12,037
Yeah, that is...
365
00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:14,139
That's actually a huge relief.
366
00:13:14,173 --> 00:13:15,173
Oh!
367
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,409
This whole time, I have been trying
368
00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:20,712
to divide my time between you and Olivia
369
00:13:20,754 --> 00:13:22,594
and give you the time
that you both deserve,
370
00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:25,550
but it has been getting
really difficult to juggle.
371
00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:27,152
- That makes sense.
- Yeah.
372
00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:28,520
And, you know, this whole time
373
00:13:28,554 --> 00:13:30,055
that we've been planning for this trip,
374
00:13:30,089 --> 00:13:31,359
I have been thinking to myself,
375
00:13:31,384 --> 00:13:33,585
"Man, I should really be
doing this with my girlfriend."
376
00:13:34,132 --> 00:13:36,928
Ah, feel free to say no,
377
00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:38,530
but would you be okay with
378
00:13:38,564 --> 00:13:40,848
me and Olivia taking this trip
together instead or...?
379
00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:43,332
Yes, absolutely. That's a great idea.
380
00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:45,103
Wow. You are amazing.
381
00:13:45,138 --> 00:13:46,672
You're taking this all so well.
382
00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:48,196
Well, if you know it's the right thing,
383
00:13:48,221 --> 00:13:50,108
then it's easier to do.
384
00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:51,109
Boop!
385
00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:55,744
So, Bow was ready to cut the cord
386
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:58,083
and allow Junior to take Olivia
387
00:13:58,117 --> 00:14:00,893
on their special mother-son vacation.
388
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:06,134
Oh, "Best Hiking Trails of 2006"!
389
00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:08,126
- Yeah.
- That's a classic.
390
00:14:08,161 --> 00:14:09,127
Mm-hmm.
391
00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:10,796
You guys are gonna have so much fun.
392
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,097
It looks like I'm gonna need
393
00:14:12,131 --> 00:14:14,022
something better than flip-flops
for this trip.
394
00:14:14,047 --> 00:14:15,246
- Probably.
- Oh, God.
395
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,119
Yeah, you guys are going to have
the best time.
396
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:19,271
But you got to be safe, huh?
397
00:14:19,305 --> 00:14:21,206
And call me if you need anything.
398
00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:22,239
That reminds me.
399
00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:24,590
I need to switch you back
to my emergency contact
400
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,411
since I will be with Olivia.
401
00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:28,220
I'm sorry, switch me back?
402
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:29,696
I thought I was your contact.
403
00:14:29,721 --> 00:14:32,584
Oh. Uh, obviously not.
404
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:34,462
That's... That's Olivia's job now.
405
00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:35,796
- Oh, yes.
- But don't worry, Mom.
406
00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:38,374
You will always be my backup.
407
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,125
Come on, Olivia, let's go grab you
408
00:14:40,159 --> 00:14:42,038
some hiking boots
out of Diane's bug-out bag.
409
00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:43,962
She's got a bug-out bag?
410
00:14:43,996 --> 00:14:45,997
Yeah. It's probably booby-trapped.
411
00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,080
I'll go grab some tongs.
412
00:14:52,071 --> 00:14:53,616
I'm his backup?
413
00:14:57,609 --> 00:15:01,304
Oh, Rainbow,
I hate seeing you like this.
414
00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:04,058
Would you mind leaving the room?
415
00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:07,308
I just cut the cord with Junior.
416
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:10,502
Really, now? I'm impressed.
417
00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:12,604
That was a mighty thick cord.
418
00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:16,342
Now that I've done it, I don't like it.
419
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,397
Being number two sucks.
420
00:15:18,422 --> 00:15:19,451
I bet.
421
00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:20,678
'Cause now you're number two
422
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:23,069
with your son and your husband.
423
00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:25,084
- Seriously?
- All right, all right.
424
00:15:25,118 --> 00:15:28,241
I remember the first time
Dre got good news
425
00:15:28,266 --> 00:15:31,114
- and he called you instead of me.
- Mm.
426
00:15:31,157 --> 00:15:33,125
Now, it was the right thing
for him to do,
427
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,776
but that didn't make it hurt any less.
428
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,698
That's exactly it.
429
00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:40,933
I want Junior to have
healthy adult relationships,
430
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:43,102
and this is a step in that direction.
431
00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:45,371
But I just... it feels...
it feels like...
432
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:47,206
It feels like I got dumped.
433
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,309
- But still, it's better this way.
- Mm.
434
00:15:50,343 --> 00:15:52,144
You know, when Dre was at Howard,
435
00:15:52,178 --> 00:15:54,807
he wanted to come home
and spend the summers with me.
436
00:15:54,832 --> 00:15:57,329
But I pushed him to stay there
437
00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:58,922
and get the full experience.
438
00:15:58,947 --> 00:15:59,947
I did.
439
00:15:59,972 --> 00:16:02,154
I knew if he spent the summers with me,
440
00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:05,224
he would never learn
to spread his wings.
441
00:16:05,258 --> 00:16:07,159
But he's your favorite person
in the whole wide world
442
00:16:07,193 --> 00:16:08,494
to spend time with.
443
00:16:08,528 --> 00:16:09,994
And you tell me that
444
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:12,269
every time we are alone together.
445
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:14,547
I didn't say it was easy.
446
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:15,768
Mm.
447
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:18,971
But sometimes the best thing
we can do as mothers
448
00:16:19,005 --> 00:16:22,174
is let them know
they can walk on their own.
449
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,575
The only problem is
450
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,310
you never know
if they're going to walk back.
451
00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:28,280
Oh, that's so scary.
452
00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:30,834
But the good news
453
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:34,420
is we never completely cut a cord.
454
00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:37,022
It's really more like
a rubber band, baby.
455
00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:40,592
In time, he'll snap back to you.
456
00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:43,495
Okay, so what you're saying
457
00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:46,999
is that if I give him healthy space...
458
00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:48,000
Mm-hmm.
459
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:50,455
...then he'll come back
460
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,407
and we can go to the sequoias?
461
00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:55,374
Hell, I'm telling you,
you can push him away,
462
00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:57,209
and when he snaps back,
463
00:16:57,235 --> 00:17:01,372
he'll take you on an
all-expenses-paid trip to Paris
464
00:17:01,414 --> 00:17:05,295
that his wife will never know about!
465
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,084
Did Dre take you to Paris?
466
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,830
Enjoying my Ashley?
467
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,131
Oh, please don't tell me
468
00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:21,333
you're going through
a "that's mine" stage too.
469
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,402
Devante's had my hairbrush
for like a month.
470
00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:25,037
You knew I liked Ashley
471
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:26,405
and you had to come swooping in
472
00:17:26,439 --> 00:17:28,207
with your arm breaking videos.
473
00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:30,542
Who's going to say no to that?
474
00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:31,844
Jack, I didn't do it on purpose.
475
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,512
Well, you didn't help me, either.
476
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:35,547
Why couldn't you just let me have this?
477
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:39,651
Text Ashley Arm-Break.
478
00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:44,590
"Ashley, we're not friends anymore.
479
00:17:44,624 --> 00:17:46,058
Don't make it weird."
480
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:47,860
Period.
481
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:49,061
Hmm.
482
00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:50,529
There. All fixed.
483
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:53,053
Great, now you've upset both of us.
484
00:17:53,078 --> 00:17:54,345
How is that helping?
485
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:55,734
Have a little patience, boy.
486
00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:58,026
Dang.
487
00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:04,626
Uh, hey, Ashley, w...
488
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:05,944
W-What's wrong?
489
00:18:05,986 --> 00:18:08,354
She just texted me and said she
didn't want to be my friend anymore.
490
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,832
Diane did what?!
491
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:11,517
Oh, no, she's gone too far this time.
492
00:18:11,553 --> 00:18:12,684
- I'm gonna talk to her.
- No, I don't care.
493
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:14,920
No, I'm gonna talk to her!
494
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,362
- Hurry!
- Thanks, sis.
495
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,388
- Like, she's my best friend.
- Oh, I ain't afraid of her.
496
00:18:23,238 --> 00:18:25,089
Well, I'd better go grab Olivia
497
00:18:25,139 --> 00:18:26,429
and get us on the road.
498
00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:28,467
I will see you guys in a couple days.
499
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:29,468
Aww.
500
00:18:29,502 --> 00:18:30,802
You know what, son?
501
00:18:30,837 --> 00:18:33,305
I will tell you
the same thing I would tell you
502
00:18:33,339 --> 00:18:34,940
if you were going on a trip
with your mother.
503
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,409
Here's $40.
504
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:38,477
Treat her right.
505
00:18:38,511 --> 00:18:40,279
Yes, sir.
506
00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,914
You guys are going to have a blast.
507
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,115
I'm so happy for you.
508
00:18:43,149 --> 00:18:44,483
- Thanks.
- Oh.
509
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:47,886
Can you do me a teeny-weeny favor?
510
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:48,999
- Anything.
- Okay.
511
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:52,880
Please say "hi"
to General Sherman, the tree.
512
00:18:52,905 --> 00:18:54,327
He's my favorite sequoia.
513
00:18:54,352 --> 00:18:56,662
Please, I know
what your favorite tree is.
514
00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:57,730
Aww!
515
00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:59,989
Isn't there a forest you need to be in?
516
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:02,134
Uh, actually, I talked to Olivia
517
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:04,603
and suggested that we go
to San Francisco instead.
518
00:19:04,628 --> 00:19:06,156
Oh! How come?
519
00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:08,740
Well, I just felt it'd be
a little bit more romantic.
520
00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:12,110
And, besides, the sequoias
are kind of "our" place.
521
00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:13,745
- Oh, that's right.
- Boop.
522
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,781
Aww, Junior, you're the best!
523
00:19:17,317 --> 00:19:19,585
Well done, Rainbow.
524
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:21,520
- Oh.
- Though you almost ruined it
525
00:19:21,554 --> 00:19:23,488
with that "favorite tree" nonsense.
526
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:26,592
Good Lord, woman,
do you have to be so weird?
527
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:28,427
You know, that's what I say, Mama.
528
00:19:28,452 --> 00:19:29,752
- Huh.
- You know what?
529
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:32,598
How about I draw you a bubble bath
530
00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:34,766
and we can talk about
how weird they are?
531
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,722
- Ah, all right.
- Mm-hmm.
532
00:19:36,747 --> 00:19:38,558
Would you like "Lavender Lullaby"
533
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,948
or "Sensual Sandalwood"?
534
00:19:41,074 --> 00:19:42,374
Unbelievable.
535
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:46,759
Oh, I'm tired.
536
00:19:46,784 --> 00:19:48,585
Yeah, me too.
537
00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:50,795
- Oh, I have a question.
- Mm-hmm?
538
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,404
Did you take your mom to Paris?
539
00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:54,443
- What?
- She said this thing
540
00:19:54,498 --> 00:19:58,467
about how a son
could take his mom to Paris
541
00:19:58,502 --> 00:20:00,562
without his wife having any idea.
542
00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:02,805
It was, like, strangely specific.
543
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,609
Okay. Come on, Bow.
544
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:06,075
Just the other day my mom said
545
00:20:06,109 --> 00:20:08,187
my beard makes me look like
Fidel Castro.
546
00:20:08,212 --> 00:20:10,967
You know, you can't listen to her.
She's crazy.
547
00:20:11,976 --> 00:20:14,016
- No argument there.
- Yeah.
548
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,509
Good night, sweetie.
549
00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:17,444
Good night, babe.
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