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Someone's hurt.

Where's that cat?

Give her a gold star.

I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.

For the next, rest of the videos, I'm directing them all myself.

Billie passed her permit test.

People who don't write songs are always reminded of songs from other songs.

It's a good start.

"My strange addiction" is sounding, uh, good!

We need to finish the four more.

For some reason it sounds really like

in my head.

Y'all talking about me?

If your head was that size compared to my body in real life...

Did you finish the album?

Hey, Q.

You look good as hell.

Saying goodbye to the car.

Going on tour. Missing her car.

Her new album drops on March 29th.

Every month she logs 21 million hits on Spotify.

13.2 million followers on Instagram.

Every concert is sold out two days before going public.

In Zurich, she'll be performing in Halle 622...

for the 17-year-old Billie Eilish.

Well, you're also really tired probably.

Q doesn't do anything?

I can't do shows anymore. My legs hurt too bad.

I can't do it. I just can't jump.

You're so fine.

It's already like that.

Justin's fanboying over you right now.

We put up Australia and New Zealand,

and it sold out in five minutes.

The album is number one in 37 countries right now.

NME just reviewed your album.

Five out of five stars.

It's a number one album.

And I have a red Tesla in front of the house.

Oh, my gosh.

-I love you. -I love you.

Thanks for making the album with me.

Q?

I had a dream that Coachella was horrible

and the worst thing ever, and it ruined my career.

Is Q coming?

We're at this Interscope party.

The one I was saying I was taking you to, but then you didn't come.

Hey, Q.

Look at the hair.

That's why you look so goddamn good.

She needs to be changing her clothes.

I love you.

Love you too.

If you ever wanna talk,

'cause it's a weird ride.

Who was that?

Dad.

There isn't room for another human out there.

Fuck the screen!

We're probably gonna have to cut "xanny."

Probably have to cut "xanny" for time.

So we're losing "xanny" and something.

"WHEN I WAS OLDER" probably, right?

Look at the screen.

Bro, what is happening?

Just remember they're here to see you.

They're not even gonna see me if the screen doesn't work.

For fuck's sake.

They loved the new stuff.

I just wasn't happy with it.

I was not happy with the way I was.

I was so excited for "all the good girls go to hell,"

and then I bombed the shit out of it.

It was fine and funny.

I wish you could feel what we felt.

People were thrilled.

People were just like, "A star. She's a superstar. It's amazing."

People loved it so much.

And that's what you can do with everything going down around you.

You forgot some words to a new song.

Big deal.

Billie, that's gotta be pretty amazing for you.

I hear he's here this weekend.

He is.

Oh! Justin Bieber!

Justin! Justin!

Q is at the emergency room.

And I'm trying to get him to go to therapy.

How do you wipe yourself with these?

Can you have passengers now?

I heard he broke his hand 'cause he was angry and he punched the wall.

You don't want him getting angry at you.

Okay, that's enough.

I don't know who these people are--

Billie, your music saved my life.

Buona sera.

Ciao bella.

Immediately.

So embarrassing.

I can't even go on... I choked up.

I can't even talk.

It's so fucking dumb.

They'll take whatever you give them.

And they'll totally be on your side.

They're stoked that you're here. And you've traveled so far.

You got this.

Just start "idontwannabeyouanymore" as soon as you walk back on stage.

You don't have to sit there and talk and choke up.

Just start the song.

Tear it up, boss.

Sounds like a Bond song to me.

I'm gonna get made fun of by the Internet when I do it.

The Internet is going to be mean if I do it.

Ouch.

The full list of 62nd Grammy nominations are here.

Life is good.

Butterflies...