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Huh? Huh?
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Graves!
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Cool off, buddy.
I got this one.
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No! No!Ow. Ow.
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No!
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Goddamn it! Will you--
cut the camera, Del.
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Mom, we're right
in the middle of shooting!
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Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
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Well, you gotta be more careful.
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Fortino?
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Hey, Mr. Alan.
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What did I tell you
about using Fortino?
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He's supposed to be
repotting my azaleas.
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Lo siento, Miss Diana. I'm-- I'm
gonna go back to the azaleas.
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No. Oh, Fortino.
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What happened to all
the stuff that was in here?
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Oh... Del? Why'd you move
their stuff?
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I didn't.
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Yeah, you did. Del, you're
playing Rodrigo.
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Back to one!
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Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Dolfe!
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[DEL]
I don't want to play Rodrigo.
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[JACK]
Shut up!
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[ THEME SONG FADING UP ]♪ Rainbow whoa oh whoa oh
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♪ Rainbow
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I'm gonna give you uno,
dos, tres, chili con carne.
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Mi gusto chili con carne?
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That was so... good.
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I mean, that looks
freaking incredible.
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Del, you were even good.
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This is a game changer!That was insane!
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I mean, we post this
to the internet.
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We catch the eye of a celeb,
maybe like Steven Spielberg...
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and we might be set, man.
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Forget Spielberg! We're like
Steve Jobs in the late '70's!
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We're just tinkering perfection
and just taking over the world!
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Oh, and Del's like the guy they
cut out of the company...
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before it took off.
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[BEN]
I think that guy killed himself.
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Okay.I'm serious, though, man...
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if we do go further, you're
probably not gonna be there...
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because you haven't put
in much work.
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But... probably, though, with a
nice severance package, though.
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Yeah, yeah...
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I mean, maybe like
a five percent cut...
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and an NDA to take a walk.
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Ooh...But, but, yeah...
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that's-- you know,
so, head's up.
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[DIANA]
Boys! Dinner!
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Alan, you're their father.
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I think they should
hear it from you.
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I-- I-- I just...
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I-- I feel like they
respect you a lot more.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous, honey,
of course, they respect you.
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Dinner! Oh, whoa! Awesome!
Are we having steak?
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Nice!
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Hi, boys.Uh, guys?
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Uh, before everybody
starts eating--
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What kind of special occasion--A special meal?
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What is this?There's something that's
really very important.
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Why do you always get
a bigger piece than me?
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And, uh--Okay, Jack, do you want
me to switch?
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Would that make you happy?Boys!
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Yeah.
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Your father is trying
to tell you something.
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Yeah.
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Uh, your mother
and I have been talking...
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Yeah.
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And we've been talking
extensively.
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[JACK]
Yeah.
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And uh, well--
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Can you spit it out, then,
'cause we're so hungry.
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Jack, just let me finish.
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Dad, we know what
you're gonna say.
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No, you don't know
what I'm going to say.
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Yes, we do, it's gonna be
something useless...
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because you're doing the thing,
that stuttering thing.
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No, excuse me, I promise you do
not know what I will say.
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Alan, just tell them.
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We want you boys to move
out and find jobs.
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You want us to-- what was it?
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What did you say?
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We want you to move out
and find--
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[BLEEP] you, Dad!
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Jack Christopher!
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What are you just
kicking us to the curb?
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I know it's hard, but if you--
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No! You shut your mouth,
you piece of [BLEEP]!
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Is this about space, Mom?
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There would be so much more
space if you just divorced Dad!
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Yeah, he's the
crappiest dad ever!
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I'm not divorcing your father!
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Did I ever tell you
he molested me?
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What?I did not!
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What is wrong with you?
You pervert!
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Don't say this!
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Did he touch you?No!
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He touched my penis!Stop it! Sit down!
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I did not! This is a lie!
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Oh, keep your mouth shut,
you diddler!
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I did not diddle him!
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Boys! It's time for you
to grow up!
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Look, fellas, we love
the little videos you guys do.
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What? Little videos?Great.
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Why? Why would you tear
this family apart?
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Honey, I can't do this.What's happening to this family?
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Boys!
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A decision has been made.
There is no discussion.
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You have two weeks
to move out.
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May I please have
the sour cream?
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But, Mom--Thank you, Alan.
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You did a wonderful job.Thank you.
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Hey... you're dead to me.
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Who wants salad? Hmm?
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Oh, look at those.
I should have had the pancakes.
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Shut up!
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You know what? Maybe this
was a blessing in disguise?
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What are you talking about?
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In case you forgot...
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here's a quick recap of what
happened last night.
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We were this close
to living the dream...
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and then Dad spit on his
[BLEEP] and [BLEEP] us!
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You know what's been really
sticking in my craw?
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Technically, our home
is our place of business.
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Yeah, you're right, man.
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I mean, if we're nice enough
to offer Del a severance
package...
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the least Mom and Dad
could do...
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is give us, I don't know,
20 grand.
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That sounds fair.Okay, you want to audition it?
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Yes, I do.Okay.
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I will be Mom and Dad.
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Hello, Ben,
what can I do for you?
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Mom, we need $20,000.
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Oh, my god! Is it drugs?
Is it drugs?
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No, we just want
to keep making our videos.
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Absolutely not.But, Mom--
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Absolutely not!
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Benjamin, your father and I have
supported you for 30 years.
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Now the simple fact is that
we're not gonna be here forever.
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What?
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Now I remember
when you were born.
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When I could still cradle
you in my arms...
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you will always be
my little boy.
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Mom--
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But you're a man now,
and it's time to grow up.
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I'm so sorry, Mom.
I love you so much.
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What the [BLEEP]
is wrong with you?
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You fell right into her trap!
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Oh, goddamn it!
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Okay, can we go back?
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I will be you and you be Mom.
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Okay.Okay.
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Mom, we need $20,000.
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Oh, my god, is it drugs?
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Yes! Yes, it is drugs.
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Oh, my god! What-- here,
take the money!
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That is it!
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You gotta be addicted to drugs!You gotta be addicted to drugs!
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No, you gotta be addicted.No, no, no, why do I have to?
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Because, I was playing you.
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Oh! Because I have
to be addicted--
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Yes!
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Okay, well, we gotta
do some research.
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Yup.
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[TED] Last week, I went out
on a little joy ride.
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It was about 3:00 or 4:00
in the afternoon...
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and, um, visibility
wasn't even that bad...
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but uh, I was so jacked
up on crystal...
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that I didn't even notice my
niece playing in the cul-de-sac.
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Do you see the shame?
The shame in his eyes?
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That's very important.Oh... shame.
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And then, the sweats
kicked in, I mean--
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Sweats.
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Very sweaty.
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I'm rambling.
I-- I'm sorry. I didn't--
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Rambling.
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The point is, I got out
of my car...
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and she was dead.
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Okay, thanks for sharing, Ted.
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Thank you.Your story wins.
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Okay, as many of you know...
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we have a very special
guest tonight.
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He's a former addict,
here to share his story...
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of personal triumph.
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So, let's give a warm welcome
to Jimmy Staats...
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and his performance
of "Less Drink, More Drive".
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[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING ]
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It's been three days
since my last fix.
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I-- I'm Jones-ing.
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I'm Jones-ing.
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I just need a little taste.
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Sunlight... it pierces my eyes.
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The darkness-- the darkness
is my only friend.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Jimmy Staats...
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and I know your struggle.
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I know your struggle.
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What you saw me do
when I walked out today...
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is play a man in the throes
of heroin detoxification.
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Now was I actually
detoxing from heroin?
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No, thank you,
I already did that, okay?
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I had a crazy past.
I did all sorts of drugs.
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I got kicked out of my house,
because my mother said...
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"Oh, Jimmy, you gotta
get out of your house...
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"because you're doing
so many drugs!
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"And, oh, I can't stand you
smoking the pot...
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"and drinking all the time."
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And I was like, "Ma, please,
I just want to be an actor!"
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"You're not very talented!"
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I think I have an idea.
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And then the cops came in...
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"Ooh, hey, Jimmy, you better
not hurt your mom!"
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We need to go.Well, with foreclosures...
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Yeah, all right....you're gonna have that kind
of damage when you move in.
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Hey, Dad, have you seen Ben?
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Uh, yeah, it's a beautiful
property.
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No, I-- I think he
just stepped out.
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Oh, did he? That's weird,
I totally haven't seen...
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or been in contact
with him for a while.
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[JIMMY]
Where's my 20 grand?
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What? Do you hear that?[BEN] I'll get you your money.
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What?
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Where's my money, man?
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Bruce, I'm gonna have to--Oh, my god!
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What in the Sam Hill
is going on?
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You gonna give me my money?
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I'll get you your money
somehow!
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Whoa, that's a sharp dresser.
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You cockaroach!
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Is that a gun?What? No.
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That's a gun!Ooh, look at that!
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Oh, no! Mom! Ma!It's a gun! It's a gun!
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Honey, come here quick!
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That's a hot potato,
that feel hot on your skin?
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Oh, burning!
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A gun? What are you
talking about? What?
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There's a horrible man
on the front lawn with a gun.
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I got me some french fries, huh?
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You must have recently
shot that!
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That's our Ben! What's he doing?
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You don't come up with my money
tonight... and you're dead!
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You chink!
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Oh!Oh!
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Oh, my-- whoa!This is your worst nightmare.
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Jack, come on, no BS,
what's going on here?
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Okay.
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Mom, Dad...
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it's drugs.
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[ DIANA GASPING ][ALAN] Oh, no.
249
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,030
Oh, no, I'm being kidnapped.
250
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,997
Oh, my god, and he's
kidnapping Del, too.
251
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:28,998
Oh, no!
252
00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:32,588
This cockaroach
is being kidnapped!
253
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,246
Unless I get my money!
254
00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:40,423
My 20 grand!
255
00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:44,842
[ CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
256
00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:50,399
[ ENGINE STARTS ]
257
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:54,610
And then, you know, when
Dad suddenly kicked us out
with no explanation...
258
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:59,511
that kind of sent him down
that dark path.
259
00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:00,305
Oh, hey, guys.
260
00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:01,824
What happened, Ben?
261
00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:05,172
Oh, you me--
you mean my face?
262
00:12:05,276 --> 00:12:07,312
Nothing, I just fell down.
263
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,314
Cut the crap, Benjamin,
we saw the whole thing.
264
00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:10,799
You're on drugs!
265
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:13,077
You guys saw that?
266
00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,668
It's the truth.
I'm hooked on drugs.
267
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,636
Oh, my god!Oh, no!
268
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,018
Oh! How does this happen?
269
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,434
He said if he doesn't
get his money by tonight...
270
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,918
he's gonna kill me.
271
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:28,851
Oh, god!Oh, no!
272
00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:31,302
And, oh, yeah, he took Del,
because he didn't want me...
273
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,822
to, uh, skip town or call
the cops or anything.
274
00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:35,271
But if he sees anything funny--
275
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:36,928
He's gonna cut his face off...
276
00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:38,481
was what I heard him say,
I think, outside.
277
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:39,759
That's what he said.
278
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:42,831
You know, the one question
I have...
279
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,591
is why did he call
you a chink?
280
00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,904
Well, clearly he's a racist
drug dealer, Alan.
281
00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:49,354
They're hateful people and
they're not to be trifled with.
282
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,391
Okay, okay, well, this is
clearly gonna wipe...
283
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,082
the raining day fund,
that's for sure.
284
00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:54,187
Obviously.
285
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,947
I could call Uncle Billy.[DIANA] Yeah.
286
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,224
Maybe I could pick up
a nightshift...
287
00:12:57,328 --> 00:12:59,364
at J.C. Penney's for a while?
288
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:02,126
May-- we could probably talk him
down to 15 grand, maybe.
289
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:05,646
Whoa, he did say 20,
or he was gonna kill you, so--
290
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,545
Yeah, and Jack could take
on a shift or two.
291
00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:10,272
But ultimately, I do think
that 15 is more than enough.
292
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,549
Wait a minute!
293
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:14,794
We're not negotiating
with some racist drug dealer.
294
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:18,383
Now I'm going down there myself
tonight, and I'm gonna give
him the full amount.
295
00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:21,421
Hold on, I'm just worried that
you don't know how dangerous...
296
00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:22,871
and how racist he is.
297
00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:25,183
I think that it should really
just be me and Ben probably.
298
00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:29,187
No, honey, some little punk
comes in here, he threatens my
son, he takes my money.
299
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,327
He kidnaps my son's best
friend...
300
00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:33,053
he's gonna have to deal
with me.
301
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,330
And I'm coming, too.
302
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,573
Alan, no...
303
00:13:35,676 --> 00:13:40,889
if I die, someone's gotta
stay here with the boys.
304
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:44,202
Okay.
305
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:48,551
Okay, so... you'll be there.
306
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:51,416
Okay... great.
307
00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,695
That's great.
308
00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:57,215
We're just trusting
this guy with $20,000.
309
00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:58,354
Jimmy Staats is a good guy.
310
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,908
He's not gonna double-cross us.
311
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,462
Uh, it just doesn't seem
like it's worth it, Jack.
312
00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:04,084
What? You want to give up now?
313
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:06,328
So we can bag groceries
for the rest of our lives?
314
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,088
I don't know, no!
315
00:14:08,192 --> 00:14:10,021
[JACK]
No, I hope not!
316
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,921
Look around, man. I mean,
look at all this stuff.
317
00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:17,995
[JACK]
This is our whole life.
318
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:20,100
This is it!
319
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:22,516
Either we gotta burn
all this stuff...
320
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,415
even though we're this close.
321
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,279
Or we take their life savings...
322
00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:28,350
and we turn that into
an investment.
323
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:31,042
I guess you gotta spend
money to make money.
324
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:32,285
Yeah!
325
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,563
You've gotta spend their money
to make money.
326
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,013
Yeah! Ha!
327
00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:37,186
I mean, when we hit
the big time...
328
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,533
we are gonna look back
on this moment and laugh.
329
00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:41,881
Laugh in Dad's face!
330
00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,744
Well, you know, god-willing
he's passed by then...
331
00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:45,919
but if not, then yeah, we're
gonna laugh in his face.
332
00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:47,162
Yeah.
333
00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:49,612
So let's consider tonight
our greatest performance.
334
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,683
Our magnum opus.
335
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,375
Yes.Yes.
336
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:56,688
I got a good feeling
about tonight.
337
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,276
Me, too.
338
00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,726
Oh, I can't help it!
339
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:02,418
Oh, I'm so excited! I'm gonna
get some of Mom's jewelry.
340
00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:06,526
[ COUGHING, SPITTING ]
341
00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:16,260
It's amazing the way you guys
hide all these cameras.
342
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:20,920
What is that like some sort
of nanotechnology or something?
343
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:22,335
Oh, yeah.
344
00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:25,165
I've never done
a candid camera show, so--
345
00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:28,962
Kind of reminds me of my days
back at Steppenwolf Theater.
346
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,239
I was just an usher...
347
00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:34,071
but I really picked up a lot
from those guys, you know?
348
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:36,349
Just through osmosis,
you know? You get it?
349
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:38,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
350
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,318
It's funny, I left Chicago
five months ago.
351
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,631
I've been driving around the
country ever since...
352
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:46,497
doing gigs...
all by my lonesome.
353
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:53,573
When I get a character,
that's what I have.
354
00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:54,919
That's why I perform.
355
00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:57,128
You ever get that feeling?
356
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:58,474
Yeah.
357
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:00,856
Oh... here we go.
358
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,857
What?
359
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,307
Do you want to die, mane?
360
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:04,308
What?Huh?
361
00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:05,757
You wanna die?
362
00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:15,871
[JACK]
Well, well, Mr. Jimmy.
363
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,977
You got my money, mane?
364
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,979
We brought the cash.
365
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:23,016
Did you bring the Del?
366
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,397
Help me!
367
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,571
Relax, Del. Everything's gonna
be okay. I'm here, buddy.
368
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:28,504
Thanks, Jack,
you're my best friend.
369
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:31,818
You want some more of that?
370
00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:33,475
No.He does.
371
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:35,960
That's good.
372
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:38,756
[JIMMY]
Now where's my money, mane?
373
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,655
You want your money?
374
00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:44,969
Here's your filthy, drug money.
375
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:49,111
Oh... little, baby Bennie
brought his momma...
376
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,424
to do his dirty work
for him, huh?
377
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:54,634
You ever come near my son again,
and I swear to god...
378
00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:57,982
I will move heaven and earth to
be sure that you rot in hell...
379
00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,225
where you belong.
380
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:00,847
You promise?
381
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,194
Yeah. I promise.
382
00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:04,885
Now you just lay that money
down, lady.
383
00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:06,956
Then you get
your little boy back.
384
00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:10,581
Let's go, boys.
385
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:14,102
Pleasure doing business
with you... Momma's boy!
386
00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,345
Come on, Del!Come on, Del.
387
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:23,559
Freeze! DEA!
Get your hands in the air!
388
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,182
I said get your hands
in the air!
389
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:28,047
[ ALL YELLING ]
390
00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:34,191
Drop your weapon
or we will fire!
391
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,021
[OFFICER]
Put your hands up!
Put 'em up!
392
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,473
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ]
393
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:44,063
JIMMY [V.O.]:
The sunlight,
it pierces my eyes.
394
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,551
[ ROCK MUSIC FADES UP ]
395
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:52,174
Listen to me, pigs.
396
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:55,660
I ain't going nowhere...
397
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:59,250
unless it's in a body bag.
398
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:00,976
You understand me? Huh?
399
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,910
Jimmy! Jimmy!Jimmy, no! Jimmy, no!
400
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,912
[JACK] Jimmy!What?
401
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,016
Drop 'em!
402
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,467
[ GUNS FIRING ]
403
00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:12,884
Whoa!No! What?
404
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,103
[ BLOOD DRIPPING ]
405
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:25,380
Reload!
406
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,795
No, why?Why are you reloading?
407
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,521
No, no.No, no, no, no.
408
00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:32,318
Huh?Fire!
409
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,468
God dang it,
isn't that the worst?
410
00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:48,782
Oh.
411
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:52,441
This is a crazy show.
412
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:54,892
[OFFICER]
Suspect down!
413
00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:56,790
Uh-oh.
414
00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:00,069
Suspect expired!
415
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,450
Yeah!Whoo!
416
00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:04,004
Yeah! Ha!
417
00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:05,661
What the hell was that?
418
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:07,939
I didn't want to scare you,
boys, but I called the police...
419
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,321
and they were kind enough
to set up a sting.
420
00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:12,081
Oh.
421
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,462
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
422
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:16,155
And now he's dead.
423
00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:17,570
That's great.
424
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,090
That's great.
425
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,232
You're a really great actor.
426
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:33,517
So good.
427
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,760
[ VOMITS ]
428
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,972
Hey, guys,
how was the sting?
429
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,871
Hi, honey.'Cause I'm-- I need a shower.
430
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,114
It was great. We got him.
431
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,808
Oh, well, you live by the gun,
you die by the gun.
432
00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:50,223
Hey, ho.
433
00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:52,260
How you hangin' in there, bud?
434
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:53,226
I'm okay.
435
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,297
The nasty man is gone away.
436
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:58,300
Listen, don't you worry, we're
gonna take great care of you.
437
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,475
Huh? Oh, that's my big boy.
438
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:01,683
That's great.
439
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,478
What the hell?
440
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:05,790
What is-- what?
441
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:07,206
Why is all my stuff packed up?
442
00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,311
Oh, now, Jack, we already
discussed this.
443
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:10,830
Are you kicking us out still?
444
00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:14,005
No, no, Ben's gonna stay here
until he gets clean.
445
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,214
Okay, good night.
446
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:17,077
What are you talking-- what?
447
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,563
No! no!
448
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,599
No!
449
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:24,809
We killed him.
450
00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:26,535
Oh, no...
451
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:30,056
[ PHONE RINGING ]
452
00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,713
MARTY [ON PHONE]: Hello?Hey, Marty, it's Jim Zdorkin.
453
00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:32,921
Hello.Hey, buddy.
454
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,992
Yeah, how you doing?
Good, good, good.
455
00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:38,237
Listen, have you ever heard
of a dealer named Jimmy Staats?
456
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,928
[ INDISTINCT ]
457
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,206
Okay, all right, well,
thanks anyway.
458
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,450
Yeah, I'll look into it,
I guess.
459
00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:46,106
Okay, thanks.
460
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:56,669
[ EERIE MUSIC FADES UP ]
461
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,064
I just got off the phone
with the police.
462
00:21:13,168 --> 00:21:14,307
They want to have
a little chat with you.
463
00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:15,308
What? Why?
464
00:21:15,412 --> 00:21:16,413
How did you meet Staats?
465
00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:17,345
Jimmy Staats?
466
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,070
We just can't murder Del.
467
00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:20,106
[ CAR ENGINE STARTING ]Is that a brick?
468
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:22,246
[ ENGINE REVVING ]No.
469
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,352
We gotta pack our bags.
We are going to Cuba.
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