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They say having
a sister is like having

a best friend
you can't get rid of.

You know, whatever you do
they'll still be there.

Well that was never our story.

Our story is about how sisters can sink
each other... really sink each other.

Morning, Martha.

Hi, Eric.

- That your sister?
- Oh, yeah, sure is.

Hi.

Smells like piss back here.

Wow. I thought
your sister was kidding

when she said
you were a buzz kill.

Shannon? Hey, Shannon! Shan!

Shannon!

Great. Now we're going to have
to clean up after a bunch

of sweaty Lezzies.

God, what is with you today?

Why did you have to tell
that guy I'm a buzz kill?

Oh my God! Shannon Jackson?

- What?
- It's me! Kristen!

I work at the front desk.

Okay.

You remember, kristen Metz?

Wow, oh my God.

You don't remember me?

No? Kristen?

Remember, I was, like,

"ah! My ankle! Ow!"

Did I kick you in the ankle?

Then I was like "sign my cast!"

And then... you couldn't...

you didn't do it,
but, God, I knew it was you!

Are we talking
about high school?

- Yes.
- Okay, I remember you.

Okay, great.

And what are you doing here?

I thought you were,

like, teaching at that fancy pants
school in Carmel by the sea?

Yeah, I was but then

I got fired 'cause
I fucked a bunch of people.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Woops.

Janitor, lacrosse coach,
couple subs,

the headmaster...
that was my big mistake

actually because we got
caught by some kids

under the bleachers
at homecoming.

Oh.

So now I'm
a registered sex offender.

Yay!

Yeah.

Oh, you can't clean any rooms
with kids in them.

But that's fine. They're
always really dirty anyway.

Oh, by the way, I sucked
your boyfriend's dick at

Chris Deluca's prom party.

I'm sorry?

Yeah. I think he must
ate a lot of pineapple

because his spunk is tasty.

You guys married?
Is it Scott Metz?

So I guess we may as well
just jump in, right?

Get started, basically

you just get your key out
of lanyard like that

and then you knock
three times, yeah?

And then you say...

fuck off! I'm sleeping!

Okay, let's not go in there.

Ugh. People are disgusting.

Check this. This is how you
put on a new pillow case.

Then what you do is
the double-fold maneuver.

This is also really nice

to do in your own home, and
then like that, fluff, fluff.

Perfect p-case.

Why are you changing
the pillow cases?

It's the same people.
They're not checking out.

Okay, how about we just try
to keep this job,

shan, and not be so lazy?

Fine.

What do I do with their shit?
Do I have to fold it?

Okay, if I raped you
right now what would you do?

I don't want to play
this game right now.

You never want to play.

Yeah, I know,
that's why I'm not playing.

This was a stupid game when
we were kids and it still is.

Hey, remember
that old French president

who attacked that African maid?

He was like a grandpa and she
still had to spit his jizz.

Well, I'm not
spitting anyone's jizz.

Okay, if I raped you right
now what would you do?

No one's raping me
in this uniform.

It's not really my color.

What you want to do in a rape
situation is yell, "fire!"

Why wouldn't I yell rape?

No one responds to that.

Who are your friends?

So basically you put your
laundry inside the unit.

And then you want to make sure

you have full load
before you start the machine.

Hey, Martha.

Hey, Jerry.
How was your vacation?

Dollywood was awesome.

You must be Shannon.

Welcome to the family.

Your sister said
that you're a great sister.

I've got my bucket.

And then when that's done
you can just move over and,

you know, close it up.

Hit start.

Then once that's going
you can move over here

and start folding stuff.

Who is that?

Who? Jerry? Oh, he's
the executive maid.

He's worked here
for like 15 years.

So he's the top dog.

You're kidding. That's our boss?

God, shan.

What? I'm just saying.

Don't be so insensitive.

You're lucky that he thinks
sex offenders fight sex crimes.

You know this spot
is really competitive.

You want to go get
some hump day drinks

to celebrate your first day?

Not really.

Come on. Who's a better dancer?

Me or Jodie foster
in "the accused?"

That's not a contest
you want to win.

I like this place
'cause of the music.

That's great.

And the girls.

I'm so glad your back.

When are you going to tell about
the last few weeks of rehab?

I'm not.

Rehab is rehab, you know?

It's my recovery. It's private.
It's my thing.

Well how do you think
you're doing, though?

Do you think you're better?

I don't know.

I feel numb.

Well, hey, at least numbness
is a feeling, right?

To numbness.

What was that?

What was what?

That, shan.
That didn't seem numb.

I'm allowed to look
at other human beings.

How's that freeloading
weirdo you're dating?

Who? Alicia?
She's not a weirdo.

Maybe you're thinking
about somebody else.

I think I'm thinking of Alicia.

Um, I don't know.

She's just going through a hard
time right now, so we split up.

She wanted to like...

suck some dicks?

No, she didn't want to...
stop, Shannon.

She's a loser straight girl

who was never going
to settle down with you.

I like helping people.

Yeah, you know, who else did?

Mom, and it left her
with two tits full of cancer

so enjoy that.

I'm gonna go pay
for these beers.

As usual.

Hey, shan, you sure you don't
want to go with me, right?

I have a meeting.

You want some fiddle
for your paddle?

No, I'm good. I'll get
something on the way.

Okay, if you get hungry there's
some stuff in the freezer.

There's bagel bites, three cheese,
cheese, sausage and pepperoni.

Stop treating me like I'm dad.

Well, you know, someone
had to take care of him.

Look, if you want something else

there's pb & j
or grilled cheese stuff.

I've been here a week.

I know my food options.

Just go to class.

And there's pineapple
and country crock.

Are you sure you're
going to be okay?

Yeah.

Promise you're going
to eat something, right,

- not just smoke?
- Yeah.

Okay.

I'll see you in
a couple of hours.

Have a great meeting.

Hey, shan, I just want to say
that, you know,

I'm hella proud of you

that you're getting
your life back together.

I know you're going to make it.

I mean look at me.

Thanks, dummy.

Okay, see you,
wouldn't want to be you.

I don't mean it.

I'll be back, the Terminator.

I'll be back.

Like, I'm going to come back
after the gym.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Thanks for the text but you were
supposed to call, not come over.

Oh.

Sorry, well,
I'm here now so come on out.

Let's fuck like
horny teenagers.

Come on. Come on.

Uh...

Yeah, no. I can't because I
forgot tonight was date night.

Julie is coming home and we're
going to play "scrabble."

What? God.

- Your wife sucks.
- Yeah, I know.

Everything but your dick.

I stayed in that hotel
room for two weeks

so that my sister wouldn't
know I got kicked out

of rehab for you.

Yeah, I'm the one who
forged the release papers

so the court wouldn't
be all over your ass.

It was the least you could do.

I'm pretty sure
therapists aren't supposed

to fuck their rehab patients.

Therapists are screwed up
people. Everybody knows that.

You're the one who Sharon stoned
me in the office, remember?

- That's hot.
- It was very hot.

"Basic instinct"
is a great movie.

But I can't.

You said when I get back
to my sister's,

we'd be back
on a regular schedule.

I need to get laid.

You know,
I think as your therapist

you should probably go
to a meeting tonight, okay?

I'm wet.

Fine, meetings are
great places to get laid.

Okay, I can fuck you in the car

but I have 10 minutes
and that's it. Let's go.

From your hips. From your hips.

Watch your footwork.

I promise I won't make
you do more.

Okay. Um...

Okay.

Krav Maga.
We have one rule, one rule only.

Never stop fighting!

- Hiya!
- Hiya!

Thank you.

I'm here mondays,

wednesdays, Fridays at 8:00 P.M.,
weekends I'm here at noon.

The rest of the time

I'm studying to become a nun
so don't bother me.

- Hello.
- Hey, Kelly. Great class.

Amazing focus tonight. Really.

I'm totally rethinking my plan
of knifing you in an alley.

I didn't know
you had that plan.

Hey have you seen
Alicia around?

I just thought
that I would see her

'cause she usually
works out at night.

I mean, thank God I didn't
'cause it's just...

it's weird because, you know,

she can't work out
in the morning.

And she doesn't get down
with her paralegal stuff

until like 7:00.

And then she can only really
work out between 7:30 and 8:30

because she has to watch
"the good wife" at 9:00.

And she's not here.

I haven't seen her.

I probably shouldn't
tell you this

but I really think
I pulled something

like, I mean gluts back there.

I probably shouldn't have
had those beers pre-class.

That's okay.

Why don't we go somewhere
and continue having beers?

And then get some thai food
or something.

Do you want to do that?

I love thai.

It's just it sucks
because I can't tonight so,

you know, my sister is back

and I just... I don't want to
leave her home alone too long.

She's still fragile.

Okay, cool.

I mean not cool that she's
fragile or whatever. I'm sorry...

what's up, shorties?

What?

I was just trying
to make some small talk.

Bye.

Bye.

Today we're talking about our
bottoms, so p.s. On the tops.

Watch the trigger material,
please.

Sorry, Denise.

Talking about our rock bottoms.

I was living
a pretty awesome life.

I worked at "the Oprah show"
in Chicago.

I started as an assistant,

worked my way up
to associate producer.

I was making a lot of money.

And I was doing a lot of blow,
like, a lot of blow.

And you know how blow is.
It's very slimming.

I had like abs to my neck.

I looked like a fucking
Pakistani mark-Paul Gosselaar.

That's Zack Morris
from "saved by the bell."

Everything was going great.

I had that shit on lock,
or so I thought.

Cut to two years later

and I wake up completely naked in
an abandoned construction site

outside of wrigley field.

How did I get there?

I don't know.
I don't even like baseball.

Anyway when I...

Did make it to
work that day, I got fired.

Oprah was very strict
about that.

I was this close to Oprah,
literally this close.

She would walk right by me.

And I threw it all away
for drugs and dick...

mediocre, mediocre dick.

Pretty good drugs though.

Thank you.

I don't, like, consider
losing a job a bottom.

It wasn't just any job.

It was a job with Oprah winfrey.

Who gives a shit about Oprah?

America.

She's a bitch.

Shan, the smog index is at 2.

It's a great day. Get up.

Hey, shan,

I laid out your uniform and the
shower's hot and ready for you.

I'm going to make us breakfast.

Okay.

You need to get up.

I heard you.

I'm employee of the month
so I don't want to be late.

I know you don't.

You shouldn't eat that crap.

You know, you've been
edgy all morning, shan.

I thought those meetings were
supposed to help mellow you out.

It's called progress
not perfection.

And I don't change the fact that
I still live in this shit bowl.

Hey, if you hate Fresno so much
why did you come back?

Obviously because I've made a
series of poor life decisions.

Look, positive thinking
means positive results.

Hey, I own a home.
That's my American dream.

Location, location, location.

Hey, Nancy.

We're actually going down.

Oh, yeah?

I'll take the ride with you.

You're new here.

I know everyone who works
in the hotel. So...

How do you like the job so far?

I clean rooms.
How do you think I like it?

Right.

Enjoy your burrito.

Have a great day, ladies.

I hate that guy. He's always
here with prostitutes.

Prostitutes have to eat too.

Well, he's gross.

He's fine.
Don't be so judgmental.

We're still not cleaning 400.

His room smells like burnt hair
and he reuses old condoms.

Nobody does that.

He does.

- Shan.
- What?

He hangs them over the shower
rod like wiener cozies.

Well, that's foul.

I appreciate your
creativity right now

but this isn't an art project.
This is a professional job.

You told me to stock my cart.

I am stocking my cart.

You're over-stocking.

That is way too
much toilet paper.

No one is going
to go to the bathroom that much.

Um, you know, I'll take
rooms 403 to 408.

Well, all right.

Are you sure you're going
to be fine on your own?

I think I can clean pubes
off soap by myself.

Thank you.

Hey, did you get that
picture I sent you?

Yes, I did.
You look very healthy.

You look very well hydrated.

I just posted it on Instagram.

I have 10,000 new followers.

Listen, I have
some very big news.

What is it?

I gave Julie the letter.

I'm finally out,
like, really out.

Wait, why? What did you do?

I gave her the letter.
I told her everything.

What?

You know, I didn't think
I was going to be able

to do it but I saw the moment.

It sort of presented itself,
and then I was present for it.

And it just kind of happened.

She didn't take it very well.

But, you know,
that's going to be her thing.

I want to be a real couple,
okay?

I want to go to movies with you

and sit at the same table
in restaurants

and not have to fuck
in the bush.

- What do you think?
- Why would you do that?

Well, because you told me that
you wanted me to leave my wife.

Yeah, but I didn't think
you'd actually do it.

God! Who does that? Go back.

Well, I can't go back.
I just told her and I'd...

go back, Edwin.

Shannon, I love you, all right?

I'm in this.
You're in this too, right?

Look, I can't take this kind
of pressure right now.

Huh? What do you mean
you can't take...

I'm not what... what?

Hey, can you come back in 10?

Do you want to fuck?

Hey, Alicia,
it's Martha calling.

I was just calling

because I didn't see you
at the gym last night

and that makes
me really worried.

You call me champ,

and I'll fuck you so hard
you'll come out your butt.

I thought about what you said

and I told her that you can
only stay for two more weeks.

I mean, I haven't told her yet
but I'm going to tell her, so...

But it would be really great
to you about that.

Go... go to the bed.

Uh, I mean, I know you said
you didn't want to talk.

So, if you feel like it, okay?

So, I don't know,

maybe we can hang out again soon
or something

or just call me or text me.

- Get down.
- Okay.

Yeah.

Gonna get it.

Okay, bye.

Shannon?

Shannon?

Housekeeping.

Fire! Fire! Fire!

What the? What the fuck?

- Fire!
- Get off... get off of her.

Shan!

You were right.

- Tag team!
- Get away from my little sister!

You still have your pussy,
baby.

Jump back on my dick.

You're a disgusting
piece of shit.

Shan!

No, no, no, shan.

God, what is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

What the fuck were you thinking?
What the fuck, shan?

- God.
- Okay.

- Oh, my God.
- Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Shannon.

Is he dead? Holy shit, shit.

He's dead Shannon.

Did I just kill someone?

I don't hear anything, shan.

Did I just fucking kill someone?

Calm, be calm.

- Oh, my God.
- Okay. It's going to be okay.

What am I going to do?
What are we going to do?

He was raping you, right?

- Yes.
- Right? Raping?

100% rape.

That's was a rape.

He was raping
the shit out of me.

Okay, then he was raping you.

What are you doing? What?
Martha! What are you doing?

What are you doing?
Don't you put...

- I'm going to the front desk.
- Don't even...

front desk.

What? Are you calling
the front desk?

I'm telling them what happened.

No, you're not.

Hello?

- Hello?
- We can blame this on our boss.

- Jerry?
- Yeah, he would love jail.

It's very structured.

He'd make friends.

Hello?

Do you want me to go to jail?

No, of course not.

Is that what you want? 'Cause let
me tell you something, Martha.

I am a registered sex offender.

Do you understand that?

How do I prove that
he raped me?

I need your help.

Fine.

We'll figure something out.

Excuse me.

Yeah, I got a phone call.
Is everything okay in there?

Hello?

Hello? This is kristen
from the front desk.

Is everything okay in there?

Can you open up, please?

By law I need
to check what is going on.

Can I help you?

Let me in.
What's going on in there?

Nothing. I'm just cleaning.

Oh really? 'Cause I got
a strange call.

It sounded like a fight
or something.

No, I'm just really
intensely cleaning.

It's really dirty in here.

Okay, listen to me,
if you were calling me

and you were pranking me,
like in high school,

that is grounds
for dismissal here, missy.

And I am sure that Jerry
would love to hear about it.

Well, then why don't you go
and tell him, kristen?

Good, I'm texting him
right now with my other hand

that you can't see.

- Whatever.
- No.

We need to hurry.
Jerry's coming.

- Okay.
- What did you do?

I'm just being respectful.
He deserves some dignity.

Everyone deserves some dignity.

- Even rapists?
- Yes, even rapists.

Okay.

Pull harder.

Heading to 400, copy.

Over and out, good buddy.

Where are we taking him?

The presidential
suite is empty.

Lunch time.

Good morning, ladies.

Sorry. I don't know
why she's barking.

Shit sheets.

The sheets are filled
with shit. Yeah.

Someone had an accident.

A bachelor party.

Have a good day.
Enjoy your stay here.

Shit. He lives in Fresno.

Hope he doesn't have
family here

and they don't come
looking for him.

Maybe he doesn't have any family.
Our parents are dead.

You are the only person who
would turn that into a positive.

Look at this.

Dude won a bronze in Beijing.

You killed an olympian.

Only if you consider hammer
throw a sport which...

oh no. Fuck!

Who would call him?

Fuck! It's his sister.

Okay, just give it to me.

I'll just let it go to
voice mail, then we'll...

hello?

- I know you're there.
- It's a really old phone.

- I didn't know.
- Hello?

You have reached the voice-mail
box of...

Boris lip-ka.

At the tone leave a message.

Beep!

Hey. It's me.

I know you're probably
jerking off in your hotel room

like a disgusting pig
right now,

but you better come home
for dad's birthday party today.

I'm so fucking sick of dealing
with these two invalids on my own!

You better be here by 3:00

or I swear I'll come get
you myself.

Okay, so they're not close
and his parents are invalids.

I feel like this is good news.

When he doesn't show up at 3:00

his sister is going
to come looking for him.

What if we dump his body
at dry creek canal

and make it look a suicide?

Isn't that
where everyone dumps bodies?

How are we going to do that?

Of course,
the rapist has a rapist van.

Let's hurry up
and get him in there.

Look, shan, he was trying
to be a good person.

He was in to yoga.

We can still go to the police.

We're not going
to the police, okay?

We're dumping the body
at dry creek.

Unless you can find his parents'
address in his phone.

And then... then what?

Just put him on the doorstep,
ring the bell?

"Happy Birthday!
Here's your dead son."

Calm down, all right?

Calm down.

Just figure out a different way
to make his body disappear.

Give me the phone.
Just give it to me.

All right, here it is.

Mom and dad's address,
boom and boom.

What are we going
to do when we get there?

I have a plan.

Use your key!

Who are you?

I'm a friend of Boris's,
as you must be his sister.

- Yes, I am.
- I'm his friend.

Boris doesn't have any friends.

I'm his sister
and I'm not even his friend.

Well...

- well...
- Where is he?

Uh... He's... Boris is
more than a friend to me.

I'm his life guru.

Oh, this is good.
So he's got a life coach now?

Guru.

Oh, guru.

- Yeah.
- Interesting.

So what kind of stuff
do you advise him on?

The best prostitutes to fuck?

I can see why you would
say that

and that has been his painful
reality for some time,

but I'm hoping
with my help and guidance

we can move him through that
and I can help him change.

Well, it's too bad
that he wasn't here

to help me when I was
changing pop's diapers, huh?

Couldn't help him
with that I guess, right?

Are you feeling a lot of pain?

- Yes.
- Can I come in?

Okay, come in.

Guru, guru.

Yes, I'm a...

guru, guru.

Guru.

Guru, guru, guru.

So I'm here to represent Boris.

And he...
he has come to the realization

that he has been living
in the past.

And although winning
an olympic bronze medal

is a major life achievement,

he's never been
able to really move past this.

So we've decided that's
it's due to fear of failure.

He's afraid of failing!

So we've decided the best
thing for Boris

right now in order for him to start
over is to leave Fresno forever.

To never ever come back,

to sever all ties
with his family

and to never ever talk
to you again.

This is what I have to deal
with all day long.

He requested
that I give you his backpack.

Boris, don't leave me here!

Boris is so sorry that he
has to leave the family,

but he knows it's the only way

he's going to be able
to grow up.

Poopy!

You better...

you think she bought it?

I think so. But this will help.

"Sell this
and get out of Fresno.

I love you. But I can't
change another diaper."

X-o-x-o, Boris.

Yeah, sounds good.

What should we do with him?
Should we just leave him here?

No, dumb-ass we should roll
him back to the hotel

and figure something out.

God, shan, do you just have
to smoke all the time?

Yes, I do.

You know, we're in the middle
of a serious drought, right?

Yes.

I mean, do you just want the
whole place to go up in flames?

Actually, yeah. That would kind of solve
our problem, if you think about it.

We know somebody who has
a place right around here.

We do?

Gerald?

What the fuck, Martha.

Be quiet and admit
it's a good idea.

All right. And you were
saying the breed was a Dane?

Great Dane.

- A great one?
- Yeah, that's why he's so big.

Okay. So...

You do remember?

Come on, man. My sister.

I'm sorry.

- Hey, what's going on?
- Hey.

Hey.

These are old friends of mine,
Shannon and Martha.

Is this the scooter girl?

How did you know that?

You told me about her
on one of our first dates.

Wow. You really listen to me.

I listen to you
when you talk, baby.

But you look the other way.
It's incredible.

Yeah.

What's in the bin?

Really hope it's a dead dog
because we could use the cash.

Sensitivity, honey, please.

I'm sorry. We really hope
it's your dead dog. Please?

That's Boris.
He just passed away,

so we're hoping
to get him cremated.

Gerald was saying we could have the
friends and my family discount.

I'm sorry.

You know, this is the reason
why we're stuck here.

This, bullshit friends
and family thing.

Not everyone is your family and
almost no one is your friend.

Can we walk around the cemetery
and do this. It's just...

we also... we need
to get the bin cremated too.

There are no discounts
and the bin is extra.

That's fine.

We can pay.

Okay. Hand me the tape measure.

For what? Why do you need the...
why do need the tape measure?

- We have to measure for the...
- We already know.

No, we measured him.

It's the average size
of a great Dane.

It's five foot,
something, something.

Just charge us
a great Dane price.

The extra, extra large.
It's fine.

- You guys can leave.
- You don't have to measure him.

- You don't have to measure him.
- I have to measure him.

What the fuck?

We said don't measure it!

I'm sorry.
We need to call the cops.

What for?

- I'm with Ruby.
- Shut up.

We own a business, all right?

We can lose everything!
There's a human body in here.

I understand that, okay?
Listen.

- Do you understand that?
- Yes, I do.

Well, I'm the business
person here, okay?

We agreed... we agreed on that.

And I say we don't call
the cops.

Because if we call the cops,
what's going to happen?

Nothing's going to...
they're going to go jail

and we're not going
to get anything.

No reward.

I mean, you think that the guy

who found the slave girls
in Ohio?

- Ohio?
- Ariel Castro.

Yeah. Do you think
that that guy...

did he get anything?
Because he didn't.

No. Uh-uh.

He got, like, a hug
from a little white girl

and then he got,

like, an embarrassing interview
like got auto-tuned

and, like,
put all over YouTube.

That's not what we want.

No, not at all.

We're going to blackmail
these two bitches.

Are you kidding?

We want 25,000
to get out of this butt crack

and we want it by Sunday.

What?

There's no way we can come up
with 25k in three days.

We're in Fresno.

- Yeah.
- I'm pretty sure you can.

You seem very resourceful.
So three days, 25,000.

- 25?
- We can go to Detroit with that.

We could definitely go
to Detroit.

We could move there
and we set up shop and...

and guess what, you get
a cremation out of it.

You know how good we are
at cremation?

We're really good at them.

A funeral service
like you will not believe.

But, you know, if you don't
get the money then

you're going to be charged for
manslaughter, so there's that.

What about a payment plan?

Nobody even has that.

Layaway?

Can I give you a little bit
advice as far as bodies go?

That guy is going to rot
if you don't get him on ice.

That's all. It just happens.

It's biology.

What a stupid ass idea.

Gerald.

Come on, he burns things
for a living, okay?

For $25,000! And they'll
probably still turn us in.

They're not turning us in.

She said she wants out
of Fresno.

The only way to get 25k is
dealing drugs or prostitution.

I just paid thousands
to put you in rehab

and I double mortgaged
my house.

You're not becoming
a prostitute.

I'm not having sex.
I'll be your pimp.

I'm not touching sweaty balls!

They're not always sweaty.

Just pretend they're
tiny little boobs.

Okay fine. What about this?

What if we pull the
fire alarm in the hotel

and steal it
from the front desk?

I won't jeopardize my job.

Listen! If we don't get
rid of this body

that we're going to go to jail

and you won't even have
a job, right?

Yeah, well, thanks.
Thanks to your smoking,

I for sure lost my V.I.P.
Parking spot.

Okay.

This is good. People only
pay in cash at sex shops.

Let's rob it. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

It's good.

I can barely see.

D.I.Y. Toilet paper,
it's genius.

I know this place and
the workers are always high.

It's easy money. Come on.

This is stupid,
shan, we look ridiculous.

Does anybody work here?

Does anybody work here?

Yeah, sorry smoke break.

Oh, I like the T.P.
On your head.

It's all rapey and sexy.

I am very into scat.

I need you to come over
here right now

and open this cash register
and I need all the cash, now.

Yeah, get over here.

Who knew sex shops were
such a cash poor business.

These dildos have got
to be worth something.

Come on, let's go.

I can't believe
we only made $400.

It's fair to say
we overestimated the market.

That's a fucking
understatement.

Lesbians are poor.

They always are
and they always will be.

Shan, don't be homophobic
right now, okay?

I only tell the truth.

Well here's the truth.

Whose great idea
was it to rob a sex shop, okay?

It's wasn't mine.
That was yours.

Let me remind you.
That was my second idea.

My first was to rob hotel rooms,

but somebody was too scared
of getting in trouble.

You know what?

Why don't you take these dildos
and shove them up your ass?

Oh, that's a really
nice thing to say

to a recovering sex addict.

Could you not be so
annoying right now...

you stop being so annoying!

Stop it! Stop.

You want to get titty fucked?

I'll titty fuck you!

- Titty fuck this!
- No! Okay! You're going down.

- Oh, my God. Ow!
- Yeah.

What are you doing? Get off me!

- No, it's my turn to hurt you.
- What did I ever do to you?

We wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for you.

Oh, sure. Blame me for
everything while you're at it.

Blame me for mom dying
of cancer and dad

drinking himself to death. Ow!

I already do!

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

We still have a rotting corpse
to deal with.

You know what?

Just turn me in because I
don't give a shit anymore.

Fuck!

Give me one of those.

You're welcome.

Am I supposed to say thank you?

Most people would.

From what your sister says,
you're not most people.

Well, Martha needs to learn
her fucking mouth shut.

Whoa! Whoa!

Language.

Look,
I know it can be difficult,

but, you know,
your sister's pulling for you.

She's a good person.

How do you know?

She helped me quit
smoking weed.

It doesn't look
like she was very helpful.

I used to smoke weed
like all the time.

I never get any writing done.

Now I just smoke
before and after work,

and I get stuff done.

In rehab we had more
of an all-or-nothing approach

with a little bit
of higher powers

surrender yourself
bullshit peppered in.

Does it work?

It seems to if you believe
you have a problem.

So what do you write?

Uh... I write poetry.

Really?

So you're all deep and shit?

I don't know, maybe.

Well, let's hear one.

Fresno.

I don't like it already.

Fresno.

Lord, why is it so hot?

Did you mean for it
to be this hot?

Or did you leave the house
in a hurry and Fresno

was the oven you forget
to turn off?

Fresno.

Yes, that smell is dead animal.

Do you like it?

Fresno.

Where is stuff, like, anything?

Fresno, where the best job
I could get is the worse job

I've ever had.

No, hotel guest, I cannot
tell you where anything is.

If knew where anything else was,
I'd be there.

Fresno.

Come on!

Come on, Martha. My dead grandma
could kick harder than you.

There we go!

Come on!

So, like sands
through the hourglass,

so are the days of our lives.

That's plagiarism.

I literally wrote that.

Whether you believe it or not.

- I think so.
- That's so lame.

That's partially.

I think you don't know
enough about prose

to really give me
an accurate critique.

I know about pros. I know
about pro baseball players.

I know about pro basketball
players. I know about...

I'm off work, like now.

Do you want to go do something?

I do.

Okay, everyone in a circle.

Yes. Faster, faster,
faster, faster!

Krav Maga. We have one rule,
one rule only.

Never stop fighting!

- Hiyah.
- Hiyah.

Thank you. Bryan email me,
Wednesday about privates.

We'll work it out.

- Okay.
- Cool.

How long has Alicia
been with that dude?

I don't know.

I don't really talk to them.

You were at
that softball thing.

Oh yeah. Oh, I didn't
want to interrupt.

You there with your date.

Yeah. Tanya is just a friend.

See you tomorrow.

- Yup.
- He's the worst.

Tomorrow? What's tomorrow?

Oh, my God, please tell me

you are going to Noah's
bar Mitzvah tomorrow night?

I actually wasn't even invited.

Well, lucky you.

Noah's parents pay for
privates so I have to go.

And you have to come with me.

Like as your fake date?

No, as a real date.

Is that a yes?

Whoa! Whoa.

- What?
- Let's... do you want to...

- let's...
- Let's go to the desk.

No, that's not what I mean.

Can we just slow down
a little bit.

- What?
- Please, can we just slow down?

Are you... what,
tell me you're not gay?

No. I mean, no. I mean, no.

Let's talk. Just talk, okay?

Oh God, you are gay.

No. My God.

I don't know
why I'm telling you this,

but... Jesus...

I haven't slept with anyone

since me and girlfriend broke
up a couple of months ago.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Do you, like,
not like condoms or something?

No.

Do you want a drink?
I'm going to have...

what is wrong with you?

What the fuck!

Oh, my God.
Martha, would be so pissed.

Do you want to go back
to rehab?

I'm a sex addict,
not an alcoholic, asshole.

- Really?
- Yeah, really.

I don't... that's a thing?

I thought that was made up
by Tiger Woods or something.

Don't be a dumb-ass.

Okay. Well...

wait, just wait.

The things is that's I'm really
trying to manage my addiction,

just like you are,

so will you just touch my boob
just for one minute, please?

I don't...
I just feel like maybe...

what the fuck?

We were just
about to watch a movie.

I can't believe you brought
him in here, Shannon.

He didn't see anything.

Yeah, he's a good guy.
He deserves better.

No offense.

Go to sleep.

I can't sleep.

Kelly invited me to a bar
Mitzvah tomorrow night

and it's freaking me out.

I'm glad you're thinking
about chicks instead

of our shit ass predicament.

The bar Mitzvah is in this
hotel tomorrow night.

So?

So kids make a lot of money
at these things, Shannon.

That's genius.

Yeah, it is.

You want
to Jack the bar Mitzvah?

What do we do?

Okay, look.

I'll just go with Kelly
and then you can crash it.

No. I can't go alone.

I'll bring Eric.

Okay. You can't
tell him anything.

I'll get him to help us.
I won't tell him anything.

I'll just make something up.

I know he'll do it.
He's so into me.

Just go to bed.

Jerry, I have some
guests locked out of room 402

and I'm getting no response
from housekeeping.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Shan, wake up. Shan.

- Please, stop it.
- Shan. Shan, it's Jerry.

- What is it?
- Oh God, this really sucks.

- Shit.
- Okay, okay.

Okay, listen.

I'll deal with Jerry.

You go home
and get the stuff, okay?

Okay.

You got to get the dresses
for the bar Mitzvah.

What about the dead guy?

Just make sure you keep
fresh ice on him, okay?

Okay.

Okay. Come on.

- Wake up.
- Don't do that.

It's a big day, shan.

I know. I'm so nervous.

Hello?

It's me. What are you doing?

- I'm working.
- Okay.

Well, Martha's not here
and home alone

so can you come
over and fuck me?

So, now that like I've told
totally fucked up my marriage,

now you want back in?

No, no, no, no. I just...
no. No. I...

or are you just fucking
someone else now?

No, no baby.
That's not it at all.

I'm just... I'm alone now
and this is a perfect time.

Because I know that you
always do this.

Do what?

Come groveling back as soon
as you're seeing somebody new.

Baby, listen to me. Listen right now.
I don't want...

you need to start facing
your fears and your feelings.

You're just going
to keep hurting yourself

and everybody around you.

Well, that's the long way
to say no.

Shan, I have to go.

- Ow!
- It's going to look good.

I'm going to get it
nice and straight.

Ow!

Stop yelling.

It doesn't hurt.

Sorry, I guess
I'm just nervous.

About the bar Mitzvah?

Eric's going to help us.

Think you've ever been in love?

I'm not good with emotions.

As soon as I start
to get close to someone,

I just... I feel crowded

and I'm not attracted
to them anymore.

How many guys you think
you've been with?

- I don't know.
- Like a ball park.

Like a hundred?

100 dicks?

Stupid thing is most of the
time I don't even like the sex.

Then why do you do it?

I don't know.
Like the pain of doing it

is not as bad as the
emptiness of not doing it.

Does that make sense?

Martha.

Yeah.

I was a 100% wrong
about your hair.

- What's the problem?
- It's not good.

Do cousin it.

No, shan,
I'm not going to do it.

- Yes, you are.
- Shannon, I'm not doing it.

Do I look pretty for
the bar Mitzvah party?

Hey, if tonight doesn't
go too late maybe you could

come over and, I don't know,

watch "naked and afraid"
with me or...

yeah, maybe.
We'll see how it goes.

Hey, ladies, it's dopey king.

Yeah, of course.

Got you something, sir.

Oh, thanks. That's sweet.

I'll put it in my money box
over there.

It's cash only.

Yeah, we heard.

Yeah. It's actually coupons
for free privates.

Privates? You hitting
on me boo?

I'm a man now,
so it's copasetic.

Don't worry about it.

All right, all right. Take it
easy, not in front of my date.

Don't talk to Kelly like that.

It's really rude, Noah.

Do you think you guys can make
out on my next music video?

Google Gloria steinem
and then ask us.

So how long will
these things last?

About as long as
a wedding reception, you know.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I don't really know
how long that is

because I've never been
to a wedding.

Really?

I went to one, but it doesn't
really count because we eloped.

You're married?

Yeah. What?

I can be married.

I totally got married.

And nine days later I cheated
on him and we got divorced.

Super romantic like I said,
like a fairytale actually.

I'd read it cover to cover.

I'm thinking of pitching it
as a children's book.

- Oh, you should.
- Or y.A.

That's probably
the better choice.

Yeah.

Y'all ready for this?

I'm 13 now.

Whoo!

I want to thank my dad,

I want to thank my mom,
and I want to thank my Bubby.

Okay, let's do this.

Come on boys. Cash money tour.

That's it, Noah.

Welcome to my Mitzvah!

That is enough.

That is enough. Hey.

- Quite enough!
- I was in the dance, Noah!

Thank you for coming.

Why doesn't everyone
get on the dance floor?

Let's dance
to some appropriate music.

You're shaming yourself.

I thought that was going
to be Bruno Mars. Get over here.

You know what,
now we gotta dance.

I don't dance.

I think we do.
It's a part of the deal.

- I don't dance.
- Come on.

I've never, never...

all right.
Bring it in. Bring it in.

You have a really cute ass.

It's distracting.

Stop. It's a bar Mitzvah.
There's kids around.

I'm serious. It's distracting.

My ass?

- Yes.
- Oh, sure.

It's 'cause you work
me out so good.

Hey, maybe we should
take a breather.

- Okay.
- Get a drink or something?

I'm going to use the ladies room.
Don't go anywhere.

Uh-uh.

I, like, really like you.

And since you won't tell me

why you're being blackmailed
I think it's only fair

I get to do this.

Excuse me. It's time to
strap on the feedbags.

Dinner will be
in about five minutes

if our very expensive catering
company would just do their job.

Good luck.

Okay, alright. Ready?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

So?

So, you guys look
pretty cute together.

Yesterday, you were pissed
because I was alone with him

and now you want
us to get married.

No, shan, this is different.

He really likes you.
I can tell.

I know. I think I should just
fuck him and get it over with.

Will you not say that kind
of shit all the time?

Okay. Eric's in position.

Okay, got it.

Are you okay there?

Ahh!

A woman is choking here!

- Oh my God!
- Someone help her, please!

Is anyone here a doctor?

I'm a doctor!

I got it.

Everybody back, Noah.

Son, tell me about

no, it's fucking disgusting.

Just cough it up, cough it up.

Okay.

- I got it.
- Just cough it up. Cough it up.

Do you see anything?

- No.
- Heave, ho.

Eww, these are new shoes.

Are you all right?
Is it all out?

- Uh-huh.
- Okay, oh...

- Thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

- Go.
- All right, all right.

I think it's a seizure.

I think it's a seizure.

Everyone get back, get back.

Nobody panic, nobody panic.

She's going to be fine.
Watch her arms.

She's slapping...

give her some air!
Just step back!

Come on, dad!

Noah, direct the traffic.

Do something, Noah! Just...

calm down.

It will stop.
Just let her be calm.

Whoa, whoa. No, just calm down.

Don't hurt yourself.

Let her be calm.

Whoa! Whoa! Okay, okay, okay.
Just vomit.

Okay, everybody back. Calm down.

Oh, peanut.

That is really
a bad thing these days.

There's peanuts in everything.

All right.

Give it up for this guy.
This guy is a hero.

Hero! Hero!

- Thank you.
- Hero! Hero!

- That was crazy.
- Yeah, it was pretty crazy.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think I am. It was
just a seizure, I guess.

Okay. I think we should
just go back to my place

so I can keep an eye on you.

How about that?

Oh gosh. I don't know, Kelly.

I think I should probably
just go home alone

'cause, you know, I nearly
just died kind of so.

Okay. What is it?

Do you not like hanging
out with me or something?

No, it's not that.
It's, like, Shannon...

my sister is... at my house
so I have to be there.

Okay. You have to stop
using your adult sister

as an excuse
for blowing me off.

I'm not blowing you off.

I don't want you think
I'm blowing you off.

Well, I'm available,

like, totally available.

And I'm gay and I'm very
attracted to you.

I don't know
if you noticed that.

I like you a lot.

And I'm cool as shit, so I
don't see what the problem is.

Am I like, what? Am I
coming on too strong?

Am I supposed to play games
and pretend

like I don't like you
and be mean to you?

Is that what Alicia does?

Should I be like Alicia and flirt
with other guys in the gym

to, like,
make you attracted to me?

I'm not a game player okay.

I'm over that shit.

I'm a grown ass woman

and I fucking like you
so let's do this.

What's the problem?

I don't know, Kelly.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Wait, wait, Kelly!

Hey, and you know what,

you should signed up
for spinning

because my class
has a no asshole policy now, so.

What are you looking at?

Nothing, I'm sorry.

I don't know anyone was here
so I'm just going to go

and you can continue
you're blubbering.

- Just pretend I am not here.
- You're so insensitive.

Are you even a woman?

Hey, I'm sorry, okay?

No, you're not.

Okay fine. I'm not!

I saw an "Oprah" on this.
You're a sociopath.

Hey wait... now listen I am
not sociopath, okay?

I feel stuff.

I empathize
and I sympathize which means

that I'm not a sociopath!

Okay, well, if that's true

then why don't
you ask me why I'm crying?

All right, I can do it.

What's wrong?

Okay, well when I confronted
Scott about you...

who's Scott?

My husband,
the one that you blew.

Oh, yes, okay. And Scott
you talked to him about...

Yeah, he didn't deny it.

He admitted it was true.

Okay.

And then I asked him
if it was good.

And I could tell that he
didn't want to say anything

but I forced it out of him

and he said that it was the
best blowjob of his life.

And now we just
can't stop fighting

and I can't have sex with him

and I just don't know
what I'm going to do

because I just... I can
never... I can never do that!

Yeah, okay, you can
do it, you can do it.

You know what,
I know how to fix this.

We'll use this.

I'm going to teach how to give
the best blowjob of your life.

Okay, but hold on,
can we use this?

Doesn't surprise me
Phil took the cash.

He was in buchenwald.

Because you can't get freaky
when there's a holocaust.

It was a good run!

"Sucky, sucky my big fat cock!"

Sorry, honey.

So, what do you normally do?

I just close my eyes and then...

looks like you're eating
a corn cob.

That's not going
to feel good to anyone.

- Okay.
- Okay.

All right so what kind of porn
do you guys watch together?

No porn, none.

Watch a porn once
in a while by yourself

and watch how the chicks do it.

Aren't most
of those women slaves?

No, they're fine.

Oh, I thought I saw a "dateline"
about that they were slaves.

No.

No, they put them in a box
and ship them over...

no, that's... no those
are the manicurists.

Okay.

No, those aren't
the porn stars.

- They're not slaves.
- Okay.

- Okay, so what you want to do...
- Yeah.

Is you want to pretend,

like, what's your favorite
food in the world?

Yoplait yogurt,
cheese cake flavor.

Okay. So I want you to
pretend like this is filled

with cheese cake flavored
yoplait yogurt.

Okay.

And if you suck it
hard enough...

yeah.

You're going to get it all out.

- Okay!
- Okay?

So now in order to get out the
yogurt you have to squeeze it.

Okay.

And you want to put
your mouth on the tip.

Okay.

Now you're going to bring your
hands up to meet your mouth.

- As your mouth goes down...
- Okay.

Your hand goes up.

And it's like that and
it's... so they're going to...

- mouth beneath the hand.
- Yes!

- Mouth beneath the hand.
- Yes!

Mouth beneath the hand.

- Yeah! You're going to get...
- Mouth...

now right before you're going
to get your hand up to the top,

hold it really tight,
spit in your palm,

rub it around the top,
point it away,

shoots out into
the stars, okay?

- Okay.
- All right.

You got this.
Now go, go, go, go!

Got some technique!

- Yeah, that's it.
- Thank you!

Okay.

What do you mean
it's only 12,000?

Come on, come on.
It's a lot of money,

it's like...
that's like six digits.

I said I wanted 25,000.

Well you can get a house in
Detroit for, like, $800.

I didn't want a house!

I wanted a building.

Come on, Ruby, please?

But it's cash.

I mean it's all right here.

It's a good start, get
everything rolling, you know?

It's a great start.

I'll sell the thunderbird.

- You'll sell the thunderbird?
- I promise! I don't need it.

Super cool.

Okay.

We'll turn the oven on.

It was really sweet
of you to come.

Of course!

You could've just told me

you're being blackmailed
for killing some guy's dog.

I feel bad about it.
I still do.

This is my last dog!

Suck my dick, Fresno!

What's up with that chick?

Oh, she's moving to Detroit.

Okay. Um...

Let's all bow our heads and
have a moment of silence.

Boris, oh precious Boris.

He was a champion
but he was also a dirty dog.

Oh, God, please watch over him
and take him to a better place.

Everyone deserves their dignity.

We've all done things
we're not proud of.

The last time
I was at a cemetery

was for my father's funeral.

It was not an easy time
for any of us

but especially not for my sister
Shannon because she didn't show.

I know she wanted to be there

but she couldn't because
she didn't feel good.

I don't blame her.

It's just...
sometimes it's hard for me

to do everything on my own,

so I guess
I'm just really grateful

that we made it
through this time together.

Yeah.

Hi, Martha.

Martha! Martha!

We slept together before

so there's like
a grandfather clause situation,

they still build these.
Isn't that crazy?

Little sheds?

Martha! Martha, stop running!

Martha, come on!

Wait, I'm sorry!

Sorry, you're not sorry, shan!

It's not my fault!

It's my disease!
I can't help it!

Of course, right. You never
mean to do anything.

You know you're just like dad.

Just blame everyone else.

It's never you, right?

Well, I am so tired of trying
to help you.

Martha!

You can't leave me here!

Don't come back to my place!

I'm done!

It's hard letting go, isn't it?

If only pop tart
could've spoken up

and told me
what was bothering her.

But turtles can't let
you know what's going, can they?

Robots can't either.

Back so soon?

Staying for a while this time.

You hit the lotto?

This is left over from
bar Mitzvah money.

Good luck.

My mom died of cancer
then my dad died of alcohol,

and my little sister had
no one to help her.

And instead of helping her I
just blew off my dad's funeral.

And a few months ago I did
some really horrible shit

which is why I'm here, and
my sister bailed me out again.

And so did this... this guy

that I met who's really nice,
and I really liked him.

Instead of dealing
with my feelings

like a mature adult,
grown up person,

I fucked a random dude.

I just don't want
to let anyone down anymore.

I don't want
to let myself down anymore

and I want this part
of my life...

this whole chunk to be over.

And that's why I'm here
because I need help.

I'm just fucking tired
of fucking.

Fuck!

Sorry, it wasn't my turn,
I'm sorry.

You know
who would've loved that?

Oprah.

I have paychecks!

This one is for Martha.

That's you?

And this is for Shannon,
your big sister.

She's going to have
to pick hers up. She quit.

And we're not talking anymore.

Why not?

Let's see.

She's a liar, she's selfish,

she's ungrateful, and she
can't get her life together.

It's actually really sad.

My sister sucks.

Why does she suck?

Were you not listening, Jerry?
I just told you the whole thing.

She's a pain in the ass!

Why?

Because she just does
whatever the hell she wants,

and she doesn't care
who she hurts along the way.

I mean, I did everything
I could for her.

I got her this job,
let her stay at my place,

and it's like she just didn't
even want any of it.

Well, if she didn't want help,
why did you help her?

I don't know.

Sounds like you need help.

Uh... I don't need any help.

You worry too much about
your sister and not yourself.

My life is pretty sweet.

It's not sweet.

You live all alone.
And you're a maid in Fresno.

You're a maid too, you know.

Yes, but I'm better
than a maid.

Executive maid!

And I have sexy girlfriend.

Yeah, can you just, like,
put them back right away.

'Cause they're always
getting tangled up.

Kelly, you don't have
to hide from me.

Hey, Alicia is working out
at Prestown Crossfit

so you should go sign up there.

I don't want to say "hi"
to Alicia

I want to say "hi" to you,
Kelly.

Hi.

I want to apologize to you,
okay?

I'm sorry.

I wasn't myself.

Yeah, just a lot of weird stuff
was going on in my life.

You say your sister
or your ex one more time

I will literally vomit,
right now.

Well, I won't.

Okay? Because neither of
them are in my life anymore.

I mean it's good!

Like for the first time
in my life

I'm doing stuff just
for myself.

Like, I got a pedicure
yesterday

and I took a bubble bath,
you know?

Wow, you took a bath.

Yeah.

And now I'm doing this other
thing I really wanted to do,

talking to a girl
who I think is pretty cool.

I really liked you.

I still like you.

Okay.

But if your sister
and your ex are,

like, totally out of the
picture for real then

what are you possibly going
to use as an excuse

not to go out with me tonight?

Tonight.

Nothing.

Newsflash... I'm available.

- Really?
- Big time.

Yo, yo, yo! Guru!

Do you remember me?

I think you have
the wrong person.

No, no. You don't remember me?

My parents had a house that
smelled like dirty diapers?

Does that ring a bell?

- No.
- You remember this pretty face?

Yeah, hi!

You got anymore awesome words
of wisdom for me?

Oh, I don't.

I'm kind of out of
the guru business.

What?

I'm working
at foster farms now.

Oh well that's good for foster
farms but bad for gurus.

You were so good at that!

I got to tell you
my whole life changed

because of the stuff
you told me.

Really, how?

I sold the van.

I'm pawned Boris' bronze medal.

I sold my parents' house
for a shitload of money.

I figured they'd be
better off rotting

in the nursing home, you know.

Got a real good price
on a nursing home,

one of the cheapest ones.

And that was really all because
of you, I have to be honest.

And I'm getting a chin implant.

I never said any of that stuff.

Listen, guru, I felt your
vibe and I ran with it.

If you ever see Boris
you tell him

we're better off
without each other, okay?

Siblings can really sink
each other, you know?

Tell him I said that, okay?

Take care of yourself! Namaste!

911, what's your emergency?

It's not really an emergency.

I killed a guy, so someone
should probably come and get me.

Please hold.

Now, I'll connect you
to the Fresno police.

Please state your
present location,

paramedics have
been dispatched.

No, you don't have
to send the paramedics.

It was a little while ago.

It was an accident,

I'm sure everyone says that, but
it, like really was an accident.

Well, do you think
that maybe someone could

just come here and get me
because I don't have a car?

That's a really far walk.

So anyway, shan, I'm
glad you're getting my letters.

I miss you but I'm kind of glad
you're in jail.

And I mean
that in the nicest way.

You better look
like Linda Hamilton in "t2"

when you get out.
Baby got back!

Like actual back,
it was awesome!

I'll see you next month and try
and stay out of trouble.

Hugs.

Martha.

P.S., I hate you
which in case you forgot

means I love you like a sister.

I did learn this this from
"hot knockers 4."

Oh, baby.

Shan! Stop, your my sister.

Hold still, baby.

Thank you. You are...
you have a treasure trove.

You're like the Maya
angelou of dick sucking,

and I mean that.

It was just a big urine cake.

It's true. I got it! I got it!

I was just...
I was just a big urinal cake.

The entire community...
I'm sorry.

Everyone's excited but
I don't know what's happening.

Like, like, like!

What are we...
what are we jacking?

Maybe it's me,
maybe it's Jerry Garcia,

maybe it's cousin it.
Nobody knows.

Hello, I'm here for your
bar Mitzvah, shalom!

Come at you and I'll fuck you so
hard you'll come out your butt.

Are we looking into the lens?

No, I can't look away. I can't look away.
I can't look away.

You want us to come
on the cart?

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