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It's under. 5 00:02:25,529 --> 00:02:27,281 He doesn't know that. 6 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,117 (CHUCKLES) 7 00:02:30,742 --> 00:02:32,210 Yes! 8 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,459 (TIRES SQUEALING) 9 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,835 (SIREN WAILING) 10 00:02:47,259 --> 00:02:49,432 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 11 00:02:52,014 --> 00:02:53,766 Oh, yeah. 12 00:03:08,447 --> 00:03:09,619 (SIREN STOPS) 13 00:03:10,115 --> 00:03:11,458 (CLANGING) 14 00:03:12,868 --> 00:03:14,290 (SIREN BLOOPS) 15 00:03:22,628 --> 00:03:24,130 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 16 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:00,540 G'day. 17 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,881 Get out of the vehicle. 18 00:04:04,628 --> 00:04:05,971 No worries. 19 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,189 (FLIES BUZZING) 20 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,943 Know how fast you were going? 21 00:04:20,352 --> 00:04:22,696 Faster than I was supposed to, if you blokes pulled me up. 22 00:04:23,855 --> 00:04:24,856 You shoot pigs for a living? 23 00:04:26,275 --> 00:04:27,492 Bet your life. 24 00:04:30,529 --> 00:04:31,530 Can you read? 25 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,917 Well, get a bit stuck on the big words every now and then, but you know. 26 00:04:36,535 --> 00:04:38,082 Yeah, I can read pretty good. 27 00:04:38,787 --> 00:04:40,755 Then you'd be able to read the sign back there 28 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,626 with the big one-fuckin'-double-zero on it, wouldn't you? 29 00:04:44,376 --> 00:04:49,257 You know, I could've sworn I was, you know, sittin' under 100 there. You know. 30 00:04:51,675 --> 00:04:53,143 You think I'm talking shit? 31 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:58,061 Struth no. No, sorry, mate. No. 32 00:04:58,682 --> 00:05:00,400 No, look, won't happen again, all right? 33 00:05:04,146 --> 00:05:05,739 Where the fuck you think you're going? 34 00:05:10,736 --> 00:05:13,580 You bastards. You're putting me on, aren't you? 35 00:05:13,989 --> 00:05:15,582 You're not really going to book me, are you? 36 00:05:18,744 --> 00:05:20,712 Can I see your license, please? 37 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,591 (DOOR CLOSES) 38 00:05:37,929 --> 00:05:38,930 (CHUCKLES) 39 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:42,062 You're a long way from home, aren't ya? 40 00:05:42,893 --> 00:05:46,614 Look, always travel up north when I'm doing a bit of hunting, you know. 41 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:50,363 Get away from it all. Not a lot of pigs down south. 42 00:05:53,236 --> 00:05:54,237 Ooh! 43 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,330 This, plus a speeding ticket. 44 00:06:00,243 --> 00:06:02,291 It's an order to take this car off the road 45 00:06:03,246 --> 00:06:04,247 for good. 46 00:06:05,207 --> 00:06:08,302 - Tires are as bald as a baby's ass. -(FLY BUZZING) 47 00:06:08,377 --> 00:06:09,924 Amazed it's even running. 48 00:06:11,254 --> 00:06:13,632 Body looks like you've thrown it off a fuckin' cliff! 49 00:06:13,632 --> 00:06:14,633 Aw... 50 00:06:16,802 --> 00:06:17,803 Come on. 51 00:06:19,262 --> 00:06:22,186 Now you take this piece of shit back to town, 52 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,151 and then you get the fuck back where you came from. 53 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:29,444 I don't want to see your ugly mug around here ever again. 54 00:06:31,066 --> 00:06:32,818 You understand? 55 00:06:36,738 --> 00:06:39,116 Or is that too many big words for you? 56 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:48,588 Mate, you sure you want to give me this? 57 00:06:49,334 --> 00:06:50,711 Bet your life. 58 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:57,141 You have a nice day. 59 00:06:57,801 --> 00:06:58,802 Ta! 60 00:07:09,521 --> 00:07:11,114 (ENGINE STARTS) 61 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,985 (TIRES SQUEALING) 62 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:29,207 (LAUGHING) 63 00:07:29,374 --> 00:07:32,878 You fuckin' asshole. Oh, man. 64 00:07:32,878 --> 00:07:35,051 That's how we keep our quotas up out here, son. 65 00:07:35,046 --> 00:07:36,719 Oh, man. "You sure you want to give me this?" 66 00:07:37,382 --> 00:07:40,977 Yeah. Pretty sure you just got that rusted piece of shit taken off the road, too. 67 00:07:41,303 --> 00:07:42,395 Fuckin' dickhead. 68 00:07:42,387 --> 00:07:45,061 Oh, man, did you see the look on his face? 69 00:07:46,057 --> 00:07:48,025 What a redneck moron. 70 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:51,771 (GUN FIRES) 71 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,951 Jesus! Fuck! Fuck! 72 00:07:56,401 --> 00:07:57,448 Fuck, the... 73 00:08:00,739 --> 00:08:01,740 Fuck! 74 00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:18,344 (WHISTLING) 75 00:08:32,771 --> 00:08:34,114 (FLIES BUZZING) 76 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,377 (CHUCKLING) 77 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,121 Shot! 78 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:55,169 (GROANING) 79 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:14,608 Where the bloody hell do you think you're going? 80 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:19,693 You're crazy, mate! 81 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:22,112 Not me leg. I think it's broken. 82 00:09:22,612 --> 00:09:23,784 Yeah. 83 00:09:24,573 --> 00:09:26,166 -(CRACKING) -(SCREAMING) 84 00:09:27,492 --> 00:09:29,415 Ah, shut up, you big crybaby. 85 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:35,883 That'll do, pig. 86 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,297 What do you think you're fuckin' doing? 87 00:09:41,756 --> 00:09:43,474 You know, your little mate's right. 88 00:09:43,675 --> 00:09:45,268 I am a pig shooter. 89 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:49,097 You know what I do to pigs who won't stop squealing? 90 00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:54,110 I make 'em stop! 91 00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:10,160 Fuck me. 92 00:10:10,702 --> 00:10:13,546 You stupid pair of bastards. 93 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:18,547 Look at the fuckin' mess you made, huh? Now, I gotta clean it up. 94 00:10:20,962 --> 00:10:22,805 They'll fuckin' find us! 95 00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:25,304 They'll find the fuckin' car and then they'll... 96 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:27,102 (SCREAMING) 97 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:33,516 Fuck. 98 00:10:40,565 --> 00:10:41,566 (CHUCKLES) 99 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,411 I want to see my kids. 100 00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:52,243 Why? 101 00:10:56,247 --> 00:10:58,750 Mate... Mate, wait. 102 00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,052 I can make the ticket go away, mate. 103 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:05,758 Or I can make you go away. 104 00:11:07,258 --> 00:11:09,135 (SCREAMING) 105 00:11:41,876 --> 00:11:43,549 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 106 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,972 (INAUDIBLE) 107 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,341 Let's go! You are seriously a hero. 108 00:12:46,524 --> 00:12:47,525 (INAUDIBLE) 109 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,591 (LAUGHING) 110 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,103 (LAUGHING) 111 00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:25,064 (HARMONICA PLAYING) 112 00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:29,196 (m GERMAN) 113 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:10,108 (BLOWS INTO HARMONICA) 114 00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:22,461 (BLOWING INTO HARMONICA) 115 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,433 (WIND GUSTING) 116 00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:56,405 KATARINA: Hello. 117 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,546 RUTGER: Cool. 118 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,272 (KATARINA SPEAKING) 119 00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:40,992 Hey! Thank you! Thank you! 120 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,061 MAN: Have a good trip. 121 00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:05,807 (HONKING) 122 00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:28,755 (RUTGER SPEAKING) 123 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,766 (KATARINA SIGHS) 124 00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:30,767 Awesome. 125 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,985 They are so cute. I love them. 126 00:17:36,147 --> 00:17:37,148 What are they called again? 127 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,613 The little black one's called Nutella. 128 00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:40,902 Yeah, we have that in Europe, too. 129 00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:44,330 I know it's brown, but it's my little daughter's idea of a joke. 130 00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:47,500 And the little one with the broken horn is called Casper. 131 00:17:47,575 --> 00:17:50,169 And, uh, the other one, that's Marley. 132 00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:52,789 - Okay. - KATARINA: Thank you so much. 133 00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:54,920 WOMAN: It's all right. KATARINA: Here we are. 134 00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:56,546 (BLEATING) 135 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,173 Bye-bye, kids. 136 00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:04,676 KATARINA: Thank you. Auf Wiedersehen. WOMAN: See ya. Okay. 137 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,353 - See ya, love. - Thank you very much. 138 00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:16,521 (MIMICS BLEATING) 139 00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:34,839 (KATARINA COUGHING) 140 00:18:55,143 --> 00:18:56,440 (KATARINA GROANS) 141 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,308 So cool. 142 00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:44,446 (YODELING) 143 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,407 (ECHOING) 144 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,459 (CHATTERING) 145 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,121 Oops. 146 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,965 - Hello, and, uh, goodbye. -(BOTH LAUGH) 147 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,934 All right, if you keep fighting you're gonna go back to the car. 148 00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:32,740 Motherfucker! 149 00:20:36,494 --> 00:20:38,588 What's wrong with you people'? You afraid to stop or something? 150 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,078 (KATARINA SPEAKING) 151 00:21:16,784 --> 00:21:18,627 (RUTGER SPEAKING) 152 00:22:33,611 --> 00:22:34,612 Yahtzee. 153 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,773 (CLANGING) 154 00:23:58,028 --> 00:23:59,575 (HUMMING TUNE) 155 00:24:04,535 --> 00:24:05,878 (ENGINE RUMBLING) 156 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,632 (CLANGING) 157 00:24:22,511 --> 00:24:24,138 (CLANGING CONTINUES) 158 00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:48,538 What the bloody hell are you buggers doing out here? 159 00:24:49,246 --> 00:24:51,544 This is a national park. You can't camp here, mate. 160 00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:55,377 Uh... 161 00:24:56,003 --> 00:25:00,383 Sorry, we did not know that was the case. About national parks, I mean. 162 00:25:00,591 --> 00:25:02,218 No signs here. 163 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:07,356 Oh, well, don't get your knickers in a knot, mate, I'm not a ranger or anything. Eh? 164 00:25:07,765 --> 00:25:11,019 Look at this bloody fire, mate. You haven't put it out properly. 165 00:25:11,101 --> 00:25:14,446 All this bloody saltbush around here is dry as a nun's nasty. 166 00:25:14,522 --> 00:25:16,945 You know, one spark, the whole bloody place will go up! 167 00:25:17,358 --> 00:25:18,610 Ah. I... 168 00:25:18,692 --> 00:25:20,285 I did put some water on it. 169 00:25:20,778 --> 00:25:21,779 Yeah? 170 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:25,617 Well, for all the good you've done, you may as well have pissed on it, eh? 171 00:25:27,368 --> 00:25:28,915 It was a good thing I found you, huh? 172 00:25:29,286 --> 00:25:30,754 Name's Mick. 173 00:25:31,121 --> 00:25:32,122 Rutger. 174 00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:35,167 Rutger. Rutger! Eh? 175 00:25:36,126 --> 00:25:37,127 Kraut, are ya? 176 00:25:37,795 --> 00:25:39,638 I'm, um... From Germany. 177 00:25:39,713 --> 00:25:41,556 They usually are. 178 00:25:44,927 --> 00:25:45,928 Okay- 179 00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:47,471 Oh... 180 00:25:48,097 --> 00:25:50,725 Heii, Fréulein. (CHUCKLES) 181 00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:52,226 Hi. 182 00:25:53,561 --> 00:25:54,813 Little bit of German for you. 183 00:25:55,563 --> 00:25:56,815 It's good, Fréulein. 184 00:25:57,314 --> 00:26:01,239 As I was saying, mate, if the rangers did find you, 185 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:04,492 you'd be charged, right'? You wouldn't want that, would you? 186 00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:06,991 No. 187 00:26:07,074 --> 00:26:09,497 As a matter of fact, mate, I'm going back through town, 188 00:26:09,493 --> 00:26:11,336 so I can give you a lift, okay? 189 00:26:11,829 --> 00:26:14,548 You know, and set you up in a caravan park for the night. 190 00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:17,259 Right? Yeah? 191 00:26:17,334 --> 00:26:20,087 You wouldn't want to be hiking back into town, would you'? 192 00:26:20,337 --> 00:26:23,762 No, we were hoping to get lift tomorrow. 193 00:26:24,425 --> 00:26:28,601 Like I said, there's no signs here, so did not think we were doing anything wrong. 194 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,729 Well, I'm offering you a lift, mate, you know. 195 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:34,102 So you won't get caught. 196 00:26:35,185 --> 00:26:36,186 Um... 197 00:26:36,353 --> 00:26:39,027 Are you sure there's no camping here? I checked on the map. 198 00:26:42,610 --> 00:26:44,362 I just said so, didn't I? 199 00:26:47,031 --> 00:26:48,749 Well, yes, but... 200 00:26:50,326 --> 00:26:53,000 Well, you calling me a liar? 201 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:56,040 Um... 202 00:26:56,165 --> 00:27:00,762 Look, I'm gonna give you one last chance to help you out. 203 00:27:01,211 --> 00:27:02,212 All right? 204 00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:11,730 Thank you, but, um, we will stay. 205 00:27:12,556 --> 00:27:15,605 Sorry about the fire and for making you come out of your way. 206 00:27:16,226 --> 00:27:18,775 Don't you turn your back on me, you Nazi bastard! 207 00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:24,405 (SCREAMING) 208 00:27:28,822 --> 00:27:32,201 So, let me hear you talk back now, you dopey cunt. 209 00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:34,920 Rutger! (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 210 00:27:35,371 --> 00:27:36,497 Rutger! 211 00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:38,415 Rutger! 212 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:40,751 Rutger! 213 00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:43,717 Let me go! 214 00:27:43,921 --> 00:27:45,423 Let me go! 215 00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:50,928 (SHRIEKING) 216 00:27:52,846 --> 00:27:54,393 (CHUCKLING) Eh? 217 00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:03,858 Keep still. Keep still. Keep fucking still! 218 00:28:05,234 --> 00:28:06,326 Now put your hands together. 219 00:28:07,277 --> 00:28:12,534 Put your fucking hands together, or I'll spread your nose all over your face. 220 00:28:13,701 --> 00:28:14,702 Huh? 221 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:18,163 Now look, I didn't want to do you here, 222 00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:22,134 but your stupid fucking boyfriend forced me. 223 00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:25,216 And now, why wait, eh? 224 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:32,177 (CHUCKLES) 225 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,848 Anyways, my name's Mick Taylor. 226 00:28:37,391 --> 00:28:38,984 Pleased to meet you. 227 00:28:40,144 --> 00:28:41,145 (GASPING) 228 00:28:41,562 --> 00:28:42,563 You know... 229 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:47,110 I still don't know what you friggin' tourists see in this place. 230 00:28:48,986 --> 00:28:52,786 I mean, is this the way you spend your life, Fréulein? 231 00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:53,866 Eh? 232 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:58,170 Coming out here and shitting in our backyard? 233 00:28:59,913 --> 00:29:01,290 Is that what it's all about, eh? 234 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:03,375 Is it, eh? 235 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,501 I'm talking to you. 236 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,129 Talking to you! 237 00:29:07,671 --> 00:29:10,720 - On... -(GRUNTING) 238 00:29:12,509 --> 00:29:13,510 Oh, look at that, eh? 239 00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:33,280 Cookies! 240 00:29:34,865 --> 00:29:35,866 (GRUNTS) 241 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:38,410 Rutger! 242 00:29:49,213 --> 00:29:50,385 Rutger! 243 00:29:51,965 --> 00:29:53,888 Rutger, no! 244 00:29:54,134 --> 00:29:55,135 (GRUNTS) 245 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:57,763 (MICK CHUCKLES) 246 00:29:58,597 --> 00:29:59,894 (GROANING) 247 00:30:00,224 --> 00:30:01,225 (GASPS) 248 00:30:02,893 --> 00:30:04,566 (RUTGER SCREAMING) 249 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:15,030 (GASPING) 250 00:30:15,739 --> 00:30:16,740 Eh? 251 00:30:21,745 --> 00:30:23,088 (KNIFE SLICING) 252 00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:37,970 Shit! 253 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,431 He's tougher than a pig. (CHUCKLES) 254 00:30:40,931 --> 00:30:43,684 Where you crawling off to, Fréulein? 255 00:30:45,352 --> 00:30:46,604 (SCREAMING) 256 00:30:50,274 --> 00:30:51,491 Now, 257 00:30:52,776 --> 00:30:54,323 I promise you. 258 00:30:54,820 --> 00:31:01,795 We're gonna spend a nice, long, few months together. 259 00:31:05,455 --> 00:31:06,456 (CHUCKLES) 260 00:31:30,939 --> 00:31:32,316 (ENGINE STARTS) 261 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:34,284 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 262 00:31:51,001 --> 00:31:52,218 (SAWING) 263 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,563 There we go! 264 00:32:05,474 --> 00:32:06,851 Non-smoker. (LAUGHS) 265 00:32:10,437 --> 00:32:12,189 Gutless Kraut now, huh? 266 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:16,902 Jesus! 267 00:32:17,277 --> 00:32:20,702 Rutger, what are you, part bloody donkey? 268 00:32:21,198 --> 00:32:24,577 Who's the lucky girl, then? That'd make your eyes water, wouldn't it? 269 00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:25,661 (LAUGHS) 270 00:32:27,037 --> 00:32:28,710 Here's a little piggy, here's his snout. 271 00:32:29,456 --> 00:32:31,800 Slit him open and his guts fail out. 272 00:32:39,299 --> 00:32:41,051 Get your fucking head out of there. 273 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,813 All good. 274 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:46,227 The dogs'll like that. 275 00:32:47,391 --> 00:32:48,893 Oh, you mongrel bastard. 276 00:32:51,895 --> 00:32:53,147 (GRUNTING) 277 00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:54,447 Oh, Jesus. 278 00:32:55,065 --> 00:32:56,487 Come on! 279 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:57,776 Come on. 280 00:32:59,236 --> 00:33:02,410 Quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, eh? 281 00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:07,210 Doesn't look fucking easy getting through that fucking breastplate, does it? 282 00:33:08,078 --> 00:33:10,206 Can you fucking believe it? There we are. 283 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,548 Oh, no. Rip your heart out. 284 00:33:16,670 --> 00:33:17,671 There we go! 285 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,605 (PANTING) 286 00:33:52,122 --> 00:33:55,126 Hide and seek, is it? (CHUCKLES) 287 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,563 -(SCREAMING) -(LAUGHING) 288 00:34:17,814 --> 00:34:19,282 Hey, come on, girly. 289 00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:22,152 Up the ass. 290 00:34:28,492 --> 00:34:30,290 Wait, wait. 291 00:34:35,332 --> 00:34:37,050 You have to run faster than that. 292 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:43,715 (CHUCKLES) 293 00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:50,681 Clever bitch, eh? 294 00:35:09,825 --> 00:35:11,702 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 295 00:35:24,381 --> 00:35:25,724 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 296 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,654 - Beck? -(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 297 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,572 Becky? 298 00:35:40,564 --> 00:35:41,861 Hello, Angel? 299 00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:47,241 I can't hear you, babe. 300 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:48,955 (STATIC CRACKLING) 301 00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:50,031 Um... 302 00:35:50,198 --> 00:35:51,199 Becky. 303 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:57,418 Bollocks. 304 00:36:02,711 --> 00:36:04,179 Holy shit! 305 00:36:07,257 --> 00:36:08,600 Help me! 306 00:36:11,428 --> 00:36:12,429 Hey. hey, hey, hey! 307 00:36:13,263 --> 00:36:14,560 What happened? 308 00:36:15,056 --> 00:36:16,057 Did you get hit? 309 00:36:16,349 --> 00:36:17,475 (WAILING) 310 00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:18,981 What? 311 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:21,196 It's all right. Come on! We're gonna get you out of here, all right? 312 00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:24,445 (BABBLING) 313 00:36:24,858 --> 00:36:25,859 All right. 314 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,319 Whoa. 315 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,372 Hey, is there anyone else? ls there anyone... 316 00:36:32,574 --> 00:36:34,542 Who did this shit to you? 317 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,336 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on! 318 00:36:36,953 --> 00:36:38,421 Give me your hand, all right? 319 00:36:38,788 --> 00:36:40,631 I don't understand you! 320 00:36:45,295 --> 00:36:47,389 Who's this fucking maggot? 321 00:36:54,387 --> 00:36:55,764 (SCREAMING) 322 00:37:00,477 --> 00:37:02,150 Who was that? Who was that? 323 00:37:03,772 --> 00:37:05,991 What the fuck is going on here? 324 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,092 (SCREAMING) 325 00:37:47,148 --> 00:37:48,991 You'll have to do better than that, asshole! 326 00:37:55,198 --> 00:37:56,290 (BOTH GRUNT) 327 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:04,916 (LAUGHS) 328 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,006 (SCREAMS) 329 00:38:12,382 --> 00:38:14,350 Oh, shit! It's all right! 330 00:38:14,551 --> 00:38:19,398 Hey, little pigs, little pigs! Let me come in! 331 00:38:23,059 --> 00:38:24,151 It's all right! 332 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,029 (SNORTING) 333 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,235 Come on, you fucker! 334 00:38:34,487 --> 00:38:35,613 (LAUGHING) 335 00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:37,240 Whoa! 336 00:38:40,994 --> 00:38:42,416 Fuck! Fuck! 337 00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:01,931 Hold on! 338 00:39:10,231 --> 00:39:11,232 (SCREAMING) 339 00:39:11,358 --> 00:39:12,359 Oh, God! 340 00:39:21,618 --> 00:39:22,790 (CHUCKLES) 341 00:39:29,084 --> 00:39:31,382 It's all right. Hang on. It's all right. 342 00:39:34,881 --> 00:39:37,600 See you in hell, cunt! 343 00:39:39,469 --> 00:39:40,470 Jesus. 344 00:39:41,262 --> 00:39:42,263 Yeah! 345 00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:43,773 Oh, shit! 346 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:51,189 Are you all right? 347 00:39:58,363 --> 00:39:59,364 Oh, shit! 348 00:40:15,338 --> 00:40:16,339 (SCREAMING) 349 00:40:18,675 --> 00:40:19,676 Fuck! 350 00:40:19,759 --> 00:40:21,352 For fuck's sake, Mick! 351 00:40:32,188 --> 00:40:33,781 Don't! 352 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,874 (RETCHING) 353 00:40:58,548 --> 00:40:59,549 Fuck! 354 00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:33,985 (BROKEN GLASS CLINKS) 355 00:43:11,264 --> 00:43:12,265 I\\ 356 00:43:19,689 --> 00:43:20,690 I'm sorry. 357 00:44:09,238 --> 00:44:10,455 (STARTS ENGINE) 358 00:45:45,793 --> 00:45:46,794 Shit! 359 00:45:47,295 --> 00:45:50,469 Shit, shit, shit! 360 00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:53,384 Uh... 361 00:46:08,441 --> 00:46:09,442 Hey! 362 00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:15,240 -(HONKING) - Oh, shit! 363 00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:28,337 What the fuck's wrong with you, you pricks? 364 00:46:29,045 --> 00:46:31,548 Stop, you fucking bastards! 365 00:46:43,976 --> 00:46:44,977 Okay- 366 00:46:52,401 --> 00:46:53,402 Okay- 367 00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:57,491 (BIRD CAWING) 368 00:47:17,009 --> 00:47:18,010 Hey! 369 00:47:19,262 --> 00:47:20,263 Hey! 370 00:47:22,431 --> 00:47:23,432 Stop! 371 00:47:26,018 --> 00:47:28,271 Here! Hey! 372 00:47:32,567 --> 00:47:35,070 (ENGINE REVVING) 373 00:47:41,617 --> 00:47:43,210 Oh, fuck me. 374 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,337 Oh, shit! 375 00:48:13,941 --> 00:48:16,114 Thanks for the truck, blubber guts. 376 00:48:16,485 --> 00:48:17,657 Let's play, eh? 377 00:48:17,778 --> 00:48:19,325 (HORN BLARING) 378 00:48:25,786 --> 00:48:27,288 Come on! 379 00:48:40,676 --> 00:48:41,677 (GRUNTS) 380 00:49:07,453 --> 00:49:08,454 Oh, shit! 381 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,251 Whoops. 382 00:49:23,219 --> 00:49:24,220 Bit of music, eh? 383 00:49:25,304 --> 00:49:27,227 (THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT PLAYING) 384 00:49:32,853 --> 00:49:34,070 (HONKING) 385 00:49:40,945 --> 00:49:42,242 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 386 00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:02,300 Oh, shit! 387 00:50:09,098 --> 00:50:10,099 Oh, shit! 388 00:50:11,851 --> 00:50:16,197 Hey! Shit! Flying kangaroo! 389 00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:21,410 Oh! Sorry, Skippy. (LAUGHS) 390 00:50:25,781 --> 00:50:27,078 Hey! 391 00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:34,331 (WHIMPERS) 392 00:50:34,623 --> 00:50:37,092 Welcome to Australia, cocksucker. 393 00:50:43,466 --> 00:50:44,718 (BEEPING) 394 00:50:51,474 --> 00:50:52,475 Come on. 395 00:51:13,579 --> 00:51:15,377 (YELLING) 396 00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:22,838 Oh! 397 00:51:42,441 --> 00:51:43,784 (LAUGHING) 398 00:51:46,445 --> 00:51:47,822 (TIRES SQUEALING) 399 00:51:56,288 --> 00:51:57,540 (YELLING) 400 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:00,584 (GRUNTS) 401 00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:27,073 Come on! 402 00:52:48,257 --> 00:52:49,429 (SCREAMING) 403 00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:53,721 Shit! 404 00:53:03,105 --> 00:53:04,322 (GROANING) 405 00:53:27,463 --> 00:53:28,589 (GROANS) 406 00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:47,984 You'll have to do better than that! 407 00:54:16,845 --> 00:54:18,347 (BIRD CAWING) 408 00:59:26,113 --> 00:59:27,490 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 409 00:59:31,535 --> 00:59:33,003 (CLANKING AND SNARLING) 410 01:00:43,231 --> 01:00:45,233 (WOMAN SINGING ON RECORD) 411 01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:53,249 MAN: He's got to be hungry, I know that. 412 01:00:53,909 --> 01:00:56,082 WOMAN: We didn't know whether to wake you. 413 01:00:56,745 --> 01:01:00,625 We're heading to town as soon as you've eaten something. 414 01:01:07,923 --> 01:01:09,095 Phone? 415 01:01:09,091 --> 01:01:11,093 MAN: (CHUCKLING) No phones. 416 01:01:11,176 --> 01:01:13,053 We got shortwave if it was working. 417 01:01:14,179 --> 01:01:17,809 It's the magnets. Something weird in the ground. 418 01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:20,903 Even the TV goes on the blink now and again. 419 01:01:21,353 --> 01:01:23,526 Ah, you got to be self-sufficient out here. 420 01:01:26,441 --> 01:01:27,613 It's all right. 421 01:01:29,653 --> 01:01:31,326 You're safe now. 422 01:02:17,117 --> 01:02:18,664 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 423 01:02:30,672 --> 01:02:32,015 I'm Lil. 424 01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:35,219 This is Jack. 425 01:02:36,762 --> 01:02:38,184 Paul. 426 01:02:43,810 --> 01:02:47,360 Come on, son. Eat up. You'll need your strength. 427 01:03:08,627 --> 01:03:11,426 I made it special for you. 428 01:03:16,301 --> 01:03:17,427 (BIRD CAWING) 429 01:03:19,471 --> 01:03:20,723 MICK: You in there, hero? 430 01:03:24,476 --> 01:03:26,478 You don't want anyone else to get hurt, do you, eh? 431 01:03:28,230 --> 01:03:29,527 He's here. 432 01:03:35,070 --> 01:03:38,040 Don't you worry, mate. I'll see to it. 433 01:04:06,101 --> 01:04:07,774 Get off my property. 434 01:04:08,395 --> 01:04:11,444 Hey, mate. The boy. Hand him over. 435 01:04:12,858 --> 01:04:16,579 I said get the hell away from here. 436 01:04:21,783 --> 01:04:23,080 Now get. 437 01:04:46,641 --> 01:04:47,642 He's gone. 438 01:04:47,726 --> 01:04:49,694 No. No, he's... 439 01:04:51,271 --> 01:04:52,318 He's not. 440 01:04:53,148 --> 01:04:55,446 He will be if I see him again. 441 01:04:56,735 --> 01:04:58,703 The car's at the front. 442 01:04:58,778 --> 01:05:00,746 We'll all go out together. 443 01:05:01,281 --> 01:05:02,328 You got the keys, no? 444 01:05:02,657 --> 01:05:03,658 I can't. 445 01:05:17,088 --> 01:05:18,260 Shit. 446 01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:21,885 (GASPING) 447 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:36,195 (WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING) 448 01:05:45,367 --> 01:05:46,368 (GROANS) 449 01:05:54,209 --> 01:05:55,586 (GROANING) 450 01:06:03,677 --> 01:06:04,678 (CHUCKLES) 451 01:06:08,807 --> 01:06:10,104 Hey, baby. 452 01:06:10,183 --> 01:06:12,732 We could have had a good time, you and me. 453 01:06:50,265 --> 01:06:51,437 (CHUCKLING) 454 01:07:03,445 --> 01:07:04,617 (PANTING) 455 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,977 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 456 01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,043 (RUSTLING) 457 01:08:54,681 --> 01:08:56,149 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 458 01:09:10,238 --> 01:09:11,785 -(NEIGHING) -(YELLS) 459 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:27,092 (COUGHING) 460 01:09:32,051 --> 01:09:33,348 (GROANING) 461 01:09:48,610 --> 01:09:49,953 Please! 462 01:09:51,029 --> 01:09:52,281 Just leave me alone. 463 01:09:52,697 --> 01:09:53,994 (CHUCKLING) 464 01:09:54,532 --> 01:09:56,284 Fucking Pommy, eh? 465 01:09:56,367 --> 01:09:57,619 -L... -(GRUNTS) 466 01:09:59,954 --> 01:10:03,128 Huh. Definitely a Pommy. Weak as piss. (SNIFFS) 467 01:10:14,093 --> 01:10:15,310 (WATER DRIPPING) 468 01:10:42,121 --> 01:10:43,213 (COUGHING) 469 01:10:57,470 --> 01:10:59,143 (SHALLOW BREATHING) 470 01:11:08,022 --> 01:11:09,865 (GRUNTING) 471 01:11:12,777 --> 01:11:16,907 MICK: Obviously don't know the first rule of the Outback, hero. 472 01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:22,337 You never, ever stop. 473 01:11:24,372 --> 01:11:27,717 Could have saved yourself a whole lot of trouble. 474 01:11:33,881 --> 01:11:35,883 Why you here, Pommy? 475 01:11:40,805 --> 01:11:42,057 Please... 476 01:11:44,642 --> 01:11:46,986 I asked you a question. 477 01:11:47,437 --> 01:11:50,065 - Why are you here? - Please... 478 01:11:51,482 --> 01:11:53,359 Please... I didn't... 479 01:11:54,193 --> 01:11:56,616 I didn't mean to interfere. 480 01:11:58,239 --> 01:12:01,709 I should have just left her there and minded my own business. 481 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,290 Well, maybe I can answer it for you, huh? 482 01:12:06,748 --> 01:12:09,001 - You're here for an adventure. -(SOBBING) 483 01:12:09,917 --> 01:12:12,761 You're here for a bit of excitement, hmm? 484 01:12:14,672 --> 01:12:17,596 - For the thrill, hey? Hey? - Yes. Yes! Yes! 485 01:12:17,675 --> 01:12:19,143 - Something a bit different! - Please. 486 01:12:19,135 --> 01:12:22,765 Please! (STAMMERING) Just let me out of here. 487 01:12:23,431 --> 01:12:25,729 - And I'll just walk away. -(SCOFFS) 488 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,818 That's a good one. 489 01:12:28,353 --> 01:12:31,607 You expect to come to my fucking country, 490 01:12:31,606 --> 01:12:34,780 waltz around like you own the bloody place, 491 01:12:34,776 --> 01:12:38,952 come between a man and his meal and "just walk away," eh? 492 01:12:38,946 --> 01:12:40,289 Just like that? 493 01:12:40,365 --> 01:12:42,788 Please! Don't! 494 01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:48,089 You owe me, boy. 495 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:51,717 What made you think you could just take her away from me, huh? 496 01:12:51,793 --> 01:12:53,466 Just wanted to... 497 01:12:53,461 --> 01:12:55,179 Hey? Hey, hey, hey? 498 01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:58,808 Where's your famous English wit, now? Huh? 499 01:12:59,801 --> 01:13:04,398 Even harder to be a smartass with no fucking tongue. 500 01:13:04,472 --> 01:13:05,473 (GROANS) 501 01:13:05,681 --> 01:13:07,979 There once was a lad from York, 502 01:13:08,267 --> 01:13:10,361 who picked his nose with a fork. 503 01:13:10,353 --> 01:13:12,981 And when it got stuck, he cried, "I don't give a fuck," 504 01:13:13,147 --> 01:13:15,900 and walked around looking like a dork. 505 01:13:17,485 --> 01:13:21,035 There once was a man, uh, from Kansas, 506 01:13:21,114 --> 01:13:23,583 whose nuts were made of brass. 507 01:13:23,658 --> 01:13:25,560 In stormy weather, he'd clack them together, 508 01:13:25,586 --> 01:13:27,233 and lightning would shoot out his ass. 509 01:13:28,996 --> 01:13:31,374 What are you doing, Pom? Hmm? 510 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:36,087 There once was an old lady from Wheeling, who had a peculiar feeling. 511 01:13:36,170 --> 01:13:39,765 And she lied on her back, and tickled her crack, 512 01:13:40,007 --> 01:13:42,180 and pissed all over the ceiling. 513 01:13:43,469 --> 01:13:45,096 (BOTH LAUGHING) 514 01:13:46,889 --> 01:13:48,983 "Pissed all over the ceiling." 515 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:51,026 You're a funny little fuck, aren't ya, eh? 516 01:13:51,144 --> 01:13:53,363 English wit, mate. 517 01:13:53,855 --> 01:13:55,528 Where'd you learn those? 518 01:13:55,940 --> 01:13:57,362 Boarding school. 519 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,284 Boarding school, huh? 520 01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,283 Pants-down, botty-whackers, eh? 521 01:14:01,362 --> 01:14:03,865 - Only on weekends. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 522 01:14:05,408 --> 01:14:07,627 You still know fuck all about my country, 523 01:14:07,702 --> 01:14:10,000 eh, you little Pommy ponce? 524 01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:13,466 There once was an Australian stockman, 525 01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:16,712 lying, dying- 526 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:21,262 And he got up on one elbow 527 01:14:21,257 --> 01:14:25,353 and he turned to his mates who had all gathered around and he said... 528 01:14:26,304 --> 01:14:28,682 (SINGING) Watch me Wallabies feed, mate 529 01:14:29,348 --> 01:14:31,396 Watch me Wallabies feed 530 01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:33,982 They're a dangerous breed, mate 531 01:14:34,061 --> 01:14:35,278 So watch me Wallabies feed 532 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:36,606 All together now! 533 01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:39,075 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 534 01:14:39,150 --> 01:14:41,073 Tie me kangaroo down 535 01:14:41,486 --> 01:14:43,955 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 536 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:45,573 Tie me kangaroo down 537 01:14:46,157 --> 01:14:48,580 Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl 538 01:14:48,576 --> 01:14:50,294 Keep me cockatoo cool 539 01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:53,252 Don't go acting a fool, Curl 540 01:14:53,247 --> 01:14:55,796 Just keep me cockatoo cool AH together now! 541 01:14:55,875 --> 01:14:57,877 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 542 01:14:58,169 --> 01:14:59,887 Tie me kangaroo down 543 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,008 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 544 01:15:03,090 --> 01:15:04,637 Tie me kangaroo down 545 01:15:05,343 --> 01:15:07,596 Take me koala back, Jack 546 01:15:07,595 --> 01:15:09,313 Take me koala back 547 01:15:09,388 --> 01:15:11,766 He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac 548 01:15:11,766 --> 01:15:13,359 So take me koala back 549 01:15:13,434 --> 01:15:14,606 All together now! 550 01:15:14,685 --> 01:15:16,653 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 551 01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:18,481 Tie me kangaroo down 552 01:15:18,981 --> 01:15:21,325 Tie me kangaroo down, sport 553 01:15:21,317 --> 01:15:23,115 Tie me kangaroo down 554 01:15:23,528 --> 01:15:25,997 Play your didgeridoo, Blue 555 01:15:26,072 --> 01:15:27,824 Play your didgeridoo 556 01:15:27,823 --> 01:15:30,372 Keep playing 'til I shoot through, Blue 557 01:15:30,451 --> 01:15:31,794 Play your didgeridoo 558 01:15:31,786 --> 01:15:33,129 All together... 559 01:15:35,498 --> 01:15:39,594 Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred 560 01:15:40,503 --> 01:15:43,473 Tan me hide when I'm dead 561 01:15:44,632 --> 01:15:47,055 So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde 562 01:15:47,134 --> 01:15:49,228 And that's it hanging on the shed! Hey! 563 01:15:49,303 --> 01:15:50,304 (LAUGHS) 564 01:15:54,976 --> 01:15:56,319 Fuck me. 565 01:15:58,854 --> 01:16:01,653 You mad little British bastard. 566 01:16:02,108 --> 01:16:03,325 Well, you know... 567 01:16:03,609 --> 01:16:05,532 Where do you know that song from? 568 01:16:05,528 --> 01:16:07,451 Uh... My mother had the record. 569 01:16:07,947 --> 01:16:10,120 - Oh. - We'd listen to it endlessly as kids. 570 01:16:12,118 --> 01:16:13,961 My word, eh? 571 01:16:14,829 --> 01:16:18,504 You are a knowledgeable little prick, eh? (CHUCKLES) 572 01:16:30,344 --> 01:16:31,436 I'll tell you what, mate. 573 01:16:32,972 --> 01:16:35,066 Let's have a fucking drink, eh? 574 01:16:35,057 --> 01:16:36,730 (STAMMERS) 575 01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:38,854 I thought you'd never fucking ask, mate. 576 01:16:38,936 --> 01:16:41,530 "I thought you'd never fucking ask." 577 01:16:50,781 --> 01:16:52,033 (CLANGING) 578 01:17:07,381 --> 01:17:08,473 (STRAINING) 579 01:17:10,885 --> 01:17:14,935 Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down 580 01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:16,056 (LAUGHING) 581 01:17:18,017 --> 01:17:20,440 There you are, son. Let's wrap the laughing gear around this one, eh? 582 01:17:21,062 --> 01:17:23,235 Oh. Thanks. It'd be better to have a free hand. 583 01:17:23,773 --> 01:17:26,822 Oh. Thanks for mentioning that. I would never have thought. You know. 584 01:17:27,193 --> 01:17:28,194 There we go. 585 01:17:30,529 --> 01:17:32,031 - Thank you. - Okay. 586 01:17:40,414 --> 01:17:42,462 - Get that up, son. - Thank you. 587 01:17:42,458 --> 01:17:43,675 Please. 588 01:17:49,507 --> 01:17:51,509 Here's looking up ya bum. 589 01:17:56,722 --> 01:17:57,769 Whoo... 590 01:17:58,265 --> 01:17:59,608 All right, isn't it? 591 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:03,275 Tastes like camel's piss but, Jesus, it gives a man a fuckin' buzz. 592 01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:05,989 Rum. It's all me and my mates used to drink back home. 593 01:18:06,065 --> 01:18:08,318 Yeah? Rum, eh? Here's a good one. 594 01:18:08,317 --> 01:18:11,446 (SINGING) My name is old Jack Palmer I once dug for gold 595 01:18:11,445 --> 01:18:14,119 The song I'm 'bout to sing ya Recalls the days of old 596 01:18:14,198 --> 01:18:16,872 When I'd plenty mates around me and the mates would fairly hum 597 01:18:16,951 --> 01:18:19,955 As we all sat together round the old keg of rum 598 01:18:20,413 --> 01:18:23,633 The old keg of rum, the old keg of rum 599 01:18:23,624 --> 01:18:27,094 As we all sat together round the old keg of rum 600 01:18:28,003 --> 01:18:29,801 The old keg of rum... 601 01:18:30,631 --> 01:18:36,138 Australians all, let us rejoice 602 01:18:36,470 --> 01:18:41,351 For we are young and free 603 01:18:41,976 --> 01:18:47,278 With golden soil and wealth for toil 604 01:18:47,648 --> 01:18:51,528 Our home is girt by sea 605 01:18:53,946 --> 01:18:56,665 I hate that fucking song. 606 01:18:56,741 --> 01:18:58,368 "Girt by sea." 607 01:18:58,367 --> 01:18:59,368 Who's "Gert"? 608 01:18:59,452 --> 01:19:01,546 Some fucking big butch lesbian 609 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:03,998 standing astride Sydney fucking heads or something. 610 01:19:04,081 --> 01:19:05,503 It's a fucking shit song. 611 01:19:08,502 --> 01:19:09,503 Hmm... 612 01:19:09,795 --> 01:19:11,047 Oh, shit. 613 01:19:16,761 --> 01:19:22,939 Now, seeing as you're such an amusing fucking Einstein know-it-all bastard, 614 01:19:23,517 --> 01:19:25,736 I got this little game we can play, huh? 615 01:19:25,811 --> 01:19:27,813 - Kind of like a quiz. Yeah. - Right. 616 01:19:27,897 --> 01:19:31,527 I call it Aussie history. 617 01:19:31,650 --> 01:19:33,027 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 618 01:19:33,027 --> 01:19:36,247 I ask you 10 questions, you get half of 'em right, so, five, 619 01:19:36,363 --> 01:19:38,081 and then I'll let you go. 620 01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:39,825 Does that sound all right to you? 621 01:19:42,203 --> 01:19:45,423 That's... That sounds fucking brilliant. 622 01:19:45,498 --> 01:19:46,841 Really? (CHUCKLES) 623 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,881 Sorry. I didn't get your name, mate. 624 01:19:50,169 --> 01:19:51,887 Ah. Mick Taylor's the name. 625 01:19:52,671 --> 01:19:55,390 Pig-shooter and general fuckin' Outback legend. 626 01:19:55,466 --> 01:19:57,389 Right. Cheers. 627 01:19:57,384 --> 01:20:00,228 - You ready to rock 'n' roll? - Yeah. 628 01:20:09,396 --> 01:20:11,444 (CLEARS THROAT) What's that for, Mick? 629 01:20:11,899 --> 01:20:13,651 Oh, I forgot to mention. 630 01:20:15,569 --> 01:20:19,415 For each one that you get wrong, I get to grind off a finger. 631 01:20:22,660 --> 01:20:26,631 So, 1 O questions, 10 fingers. Kind of fitting, you know what I mean? 632 01:20:26,914 --> 01:20:28,257 Of course. 633 01:20:32,002 --> 01:20:34,096 So it's sort of like Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 634 01:20:34,088 --> 01:20:35,305 Yeah! 635 01:20:35,297 --> 01:20:37,846 Except you don't get to phone a friend if you get one wrong 636 01:20:37,925 --> 01:20:41,520 because you'll be too busy screaming in fucking agony. 637 01:20:47,226 --> 01:20:48,603 All right. 638 01:20:50,187 --> 01:20:51,655 Let's rock 'n' roll then. 639 01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:55,784 All right. We'll start off with an easy one. 640 01:20:56,485 --> 01:21:00,331 What Aboriginal term meaning "waterhole" 641 01:21:00,698 --> 01:21:05,124 is also the name of an Australian surf clothing company? 642 01:21:14,962 --> 01:21:15,963 Billabong. 643 01:21:17,798 --> 01:21:18,799 Very good. 644 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,518 - Next one's a bit harder. - Right. 645 01:21:21,510 --> 01:21:23,512 But you're a stinkin' Pom, so you'll be all right. 646 01:21:23,971 --> 01:21:29,319 In what year did the British settle in Australia? 647 01:21:35,566 --> 01:21:36,567 Oh, um... 648 01:21:41,196 --> 01:21:44,996 After Lieutenant James Cook discovered the east coast 649 01:21:45,075 --> 01:21:47,328 and mapped it in 1770, 650 01:21:48,579 --> 01:21:51,332 the First Fleet arrived and settled on 651 01:21:51,999 --> 01:21:55,845 26th of January, 1788. 652 01:21:57,838 --> 01:21:58,839 (CHUCKLES) 653 01:21:59,173 --> 01:22:01,016 Does that answer your question? 654 01:22:01,383 --> 01:22:04,853 Jesus! You are a smart cunt. 655 01:22:05,471 --> 01:22:08,566 I might have to let you go on that answer alone. 656 01:22:10,392 --> 01:22:12,736 Where'd you learn all that shit? 657 01:22:12,811 --> 01:22:14,063 I'm majoring in history. 658 01:22:14,271 --> 01:22:17,525 Majoring in history? That's a fucking coincidence, isn't it, eh? 659 01:22:20,527 --> 01:22:23,406 But I am a man of my word, and either way, you know, 660 01:22:23,405 --> 01:22:26,284 I did say 10... (MUTTERING) 661 01:22:27,284 --> 01:22:28,285 Here we go. 662 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,212 Okay- 663 01:22:38,587 --> 01:22:39,634 MICK: Mmm. 664 01:22:40,839 --> 01:22:42,341 Rightio. 665 01:22:42,508 --> 01:22:49,266 In what year did the British start deporting convicts to Australia? 666 01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:54,486 The first 11 ships of the First Fleet arrived with their cargo 667 01:22:54,561 --> 01:22:58,782 of around 780 British convicts in Botany Bay, New South Wales. 668 01:22:59,900 --> 01:23:04,406 And a further two convict fleets arrived in 1790 and 1791. 669 01:23:06,323 --> 01:23:09,543 The first free settlers arrived in 1793. 670 01:23:11,704 --> 01:23:12,921 Mick? 671 01:23:14,832 --> 01:23:16,004 Mick? 672 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,752 That's right. Isn't it? 673 01:23:18,002 --> 01:23:19,629 I know it is. 674 01:23:21,839 --> 01:23:23,011 Why? 675 01:23:25,676 --> 01:23:26,677 Um... 676 01:23:28,512 --> 01:23:32,016 I'm not really sure I understand the question. 677 01:23:32,766 --> 01:23:38,489 Why did the British deport convicts to Australia? 678 01:23:40,274 --> 01:23:41,491 Why? Um... 679 01:23:43,110 --> 01:23:44,111 Uh... 680 01:23:45,738 --> 01:23:48,617 Come on, you dumb fuck. 681 01:23:48,615 --> 01:23:50,162 Time waits for no man. 682 01:23:50,242 --> 01:23:52,961 - No, no, no! -Tick, took, tick, took, tick... 683 01:23:53,495 --> 01:23:55,463 First, first... First of all, 684 01:23:56,290 --> 01:23:58,213 after the British lost the 13 colonies 685 01:23:58,292 --> 01:24:01,546 they'd lost their penal settlements in Virginia, in the United States. 686 01:24:01,628 --> 01:24:04,677 And they needed somewhere to put all the criminals 687 01:24:04,673 --> 01:24:05,970 that were stacking up in England. 688 01:24:05,966 --> 01:24:08,185 There were... There were just too many of these people, 689 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:11,477 and they were just spreading disease and wasting resources. 690 01:24:11,597 --> 01:24:13,691 And, second of all, they... 691 01:24:14,266 --> 01:24:17,190 And just, Australia looked to be as rich in resources 692 01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,358 as the Americas. 693 01:24:18,437 --> 01:24:21,236 And obviously the British wanted to settle this before the French did. 694 01:24:22,149 --> 01:24:23,617 Or the Dutch. (COUGHS) 695 01:24:24,651 --> 01:24:26,653 Something like that? 696 01:24:27,696 --> 01:24:29,824 Mick, no. What the fuck, man? That's right! 697 01:24:29,907 --> 01:24:33,502 What are you doing? Mick! Fuck! That's the right fucking answer! 698 01:24:34,119 --> 01:24:35,996 What do you want me to fucking... (SCREAMS) 699 01:24:36,330 --> 01:24:38,458 Fuck! Mick, that's right! 700 01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:41,552 Fuck! That's the right fucking answer, Mick! 701 01:24:41,543 --> 01:24:44,797 Mick! Jesus Christ! No! I got two. Come on! 702 01:24:45,172 --> 01:24:47,721 You don't need to fucking do this! I got them all right. 703 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:50,098 It's the right fucking answer! 704 01:24:50,761 --> 01:24:52,138 (SCREAMING) 705 01:25:06,568 --> 01:25:08,366 It was fucking right! 706 01:25:08,445 --> 01:25:11,449 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was the right fucking... 707 01:25:11,532 --> 01:25:12,875 No, it wasn't. 708 01:25:14,409 --> 01:25:16,582 The right answer is 709 01:25:16,662 --> 01:25:22,089 because they are a pack of Pommy cunts. 710 01:25:22,167 --> 01:25:23,464 (YELLING) 711 01:25:25,003 --> 01:25:26,255 (MICK LAUGHING) 712 01:25:28,215 --> 01:25:31,719 No, seriously, you're right, you know, technically. 713 01:25:33,220 --> 01:25:36,724 And that gives me the shits. 714 01:25:37,224 --> 01:25:38,476 (GROANING) 715 01:25:43,397 --> 01:25:45,946 Come on. Calm down. Calm down. 716 01:25:46,483 --> 01:25:48,827 Jesus Christ, you're going on like a big girl. 717 01:25:48,944 --> 01:25:50,241 It fucking hurt. 718 01:25:50,654 --> 01:25:54,033 Knock those tears off. Knock 'em off, you bloody suck. 719 01:25:58,620 --> 01:26:00,293 - You all right? - Yeah. 720 01:26:00,372 --> 01:26:04,093 Jesus H. Christ, boy. You all right? You all right? 721 01:26:04,501 --> 01:26:05,718 Yeah. 722 01:26:06,753 --> 01:26:08,881 Right? All right? 723 01:26:13,010 --> 01:26:14,011 All right. 724 01:26:14,928 --> 01:26:19,809 Just one more quick one. An easy one and then I'll get us another drink. 725 01:26:19,808 --> 01:26:21,731 And you can be on your way. Eh? 726 01:26:22,603 --> 01:26:26,107 You're doing real well, mate. You're doing real well. 727 01:26:29,568 --> 01:26:31,070 Cheers. 728 01:26:35,073 --> 01:26:40,625 Now, who's Australia's most famous cricketer? 729 01:26:41,038 --> 01:26:43,666 And not Shane fucking Warne. 730 01:26:48,503 --> 01:26:49,504 Come on. 731 01:26:58,513 --> 01:26:59,605 Come on. 732 01:27:01,850 --> 01:27:05,104 I don't know anything about fucking cricket. 733 01:27:06,438 --> 01:27:08,736 Can you ask me a football question? 734 01:27:09,149 --> 01:27:12,653 You don't have to know about cricket to know who this bloke is. 735 01:27:12,653 --> 01:27:14,405 Just give me a clue. 736 01:27:14,488 --> 01:27:17,207 Well, he's the greatest cricketer of all time. 737 01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:19,543 The Muhammad Ali of fucking cricket! 738 01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:21,708 Oh, shit. Come on, Paul. 739 01:27:22,079 --> 01:27:24,047 It's on the tip of my fucking tongue! 740 01:27:24,039 --> 01:27:27,213 Yeah, well, look. This will be on the tip of your bloody tongue in a minute! 741 01:27:27,209 --> 01:27:29,837 What kind of a bloody idiot you take me for? 742 01:27:29,836 --> 01:27:32,009 What letter does it fucking start with? 743 01:27:32,339 --> 01:27:33,841 CID-II 744 01:27:34,007 --> 01:27:37,011 D... D... D... 745 01:27:37,678 --> 01:27:40,227 - Douglas Jardine. - Fucking Pommy, you idiot. 746 01:27:45,185 --> 01:27:47,187 Dennis... Dennis Lillee. 747 01:27:47,187 --> 01:27:48,279 Not fucking Dennis Lillee. 748 01:27:48,355 --> 01:27:50,198 -It's Dennis fucking Lillee. -It's not Dennis Lillee. 749 01:27:50,190 --> 01:27:51,362 A famous cricketer that starts with "D." 750 01:27:51,441 --> 01:27:54,490 It's not fucking Dennis fucking Lillee. 751 01:27:54,987 --> 01:27:57,536 What the fuck is it then if it's not... 752 01:27:57,614 --> 01:27:59,616 Fuck this! Fuck you! 753 01:27:59,866 --> 01:28:02,915 No, no, no! Please! Please! Jesus Christ, the other hand! 754 01:28:02,911 --> 01:28:05,380 - Eh'? - Use the fucking other hand, Mick! 755 01:28:05,455 --> 01:28:08,299 Is that your wanking hand, is it? 756 01:28:09,334 --> 01:28:10,756 Please yourself. 757 01:28:10,836 --> 01:28:13,214 Mick, it's Dennis fucking Lillee! 758 01:28:13,547 --> 01:28:15,970 Dennis fucking Lillee! Please! 759 01:28:16,049 --> 01:28:19,553 Please! Please! Mick! Mick! Mick! 760 01:28:19,845 --> 01:28:21,722 It's Dennis Lillee... 761 01:28:22,306 --> 01:28:23,603 Give me that fucking hand 762 01:28:23,682 --> 01:28:27,732 or I'll knock your fucking teeth right down your fucking throat. 763 01:28:28,020 --> 01:28:29,863 You understand me? Eh? Eh? 764 01:28:35,736 --> 01:28:37,113 (SCREAMING) 765 01:28:40,657 --> 01:28:42,534 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 766 01:28:43,535 --> 01:28:44,661 Oh, no! 767 01:28:46,913 --> 01:28:48,085 (SCREAMING) 768 01:29:04,264 --> 01:29:05,857 (GROANING) 769 01:29:17,736 --> 01:29:18,953 (WHISTLING) 770 01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:23,412 Please. 771 01:29:24,117 --> 01:29:26,336 Just let me out of here. 772 01:29:26,578 --> 01:29:28,251 Of course I am going to let you out of there, mate. 773 01:29:28,413 --> 01:29:30,461 You've been a real good sport. 774 01:29:31,249 --> 01:29:34,594 But first I'm going to grab us another drink. All right? 775 01:29:43,136 --> 01:29:44,888 (MICK SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 776 01:30:06,660 --> 01:30:07,877 (CHUCKLING) 777 01:30:11,998 --> 01:30:14,342 You're going to let me go now? 778 01:30:14,501 --> 01:30:16,219 Yeah, of course I will. 779 01:30:16,211 --> 01:30:18,714 Yeah, I'm going to let you out of here 780 01:30:19,256 --> 01:30:21,350 and then I'm going to take you somewhere else. 781 01:30:21,425 --> 01:30:23,678 - Down there. - No! 782 01:30:25,137 --> 01:30:28,641 'Cause you see, no one really gets out of here. 783 01:30:29,433 --> 01:30:31,686 Well, not in one piece, you know. 784 01:30:33,353 --> 01:30:35,355 Figuratively speaking. 785 01:30:37,566 --> 01:30:38,567 (SOBBING) 786 01:30:47,325 --> 01:30:49,293 That would just be crazy. 787 01:30:49,369 --> 01:30:51,747 What the fuck is this? 788 01:30:55,459 --> 01:30:58,133 You said you were a man of your word. 789 01:30:58,211 --> 01:30:59,713 I am. I am, mate. 790 01:31:01,381 --> 01:31:04,885 As I said, you owe me, boy. 791 01:31:06,303 --> 01:31:08,055 You took away my plaything. 792 01:31:08,054 --> 01:31:12,480 And so, you'rejust going to have to stand in for a bit. 793 01:31:12,559 --> 01:31:14,061 Okey dokey? 794 01:31:15,228 --> 01:31:19,153 No. You're some fucking faggot freak. 795 01:31:19,357 --> 01:31:20,574 You... 796 01:31:20,734 --> 01:31:21,735 (GRUNTS) 797 01:31:22,027 --> 01:31:23,825 Don't you ever fucking say that! 798 01:31:23,904 --> 01:31:26,498 Don't you ever say that! 799 01:31:26,573 --> 01:31:27,620 Hey! 800 01:31:29,826 --> 01:31:32,249 This will turn you into a woman. 801 01:31:32,245 --> 01:31:36,591 I didn't mean it like that. 802 01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:41,596 - Hey, Mick. -(GRUNTS) 803 01:31:51,014 --> 01:31:52,311 It's Don Bradman, bitch. 804 01:32:00,690 --> 01:32:02,408 You'll have to do better than that, 805 01:32:02,776 --> 01:32:05,529 you Pommy cunt! 806 01:32:24,464 --> 01:32:27,468 Oi! That really bloody hurt! 807 01:32:27,926 --> 01:32:29,428 I think you cracked me skull! 808 01:32:30,011 --> 01:32:33,311 I got claret coming out of me bloody skull, all over the place! 809 01:32:33,390 --> 01:32:34,812 There's blood everywhere! 810 01:32:34,933 --> 01:32:37,311 I hope you're happy with yourself, mate! 811 01:32:50,407 --> 01:32:51,875 (MICK LAUGHING) 812 01:32:53,118 --> 01:32:56,588 Yeah, I reckon by now you ought to have found the dead end. 813 01:32:57,539 --> 01:33:00,463 People have been dying to get out of here. 814 01:33:02,002 --> 01:33:03,504 (LAUGHTER ECHOING) 815 01:33:05,839 --> 01:33:06,931 Fuck! 816 01:33:10,343 --> 01:33:11,936 (SINGING) Oh, Danny boy 817 01:33:12,846 --> 01:33:16,646 The pipes, the pipes are calling 818 01:33:17,767 --> 01:33:20,145 From glen to glen 819 01:33:20,729 --> 01:33:22,652 And down the mountain side 820 01:33:22,939 --> 01:33:27,866 The summer's gone and all the flowers are dying 821 01:33:28,903 --> 01:33:30,155 (WHISTLING) 822 01:33:32,198 --> 01:33:34,667 You've got to be fucking joking. 823 01:33:52,344 --> 01:33:54,767 Here comes Uncle Mick! 824 01:33:54,763 --> 01:33:56,015 (SCREECHING) 825 01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:01,353 Make it stop! Please! 826 01:34:01,770 --> 01:34:04,068 Please, don't leave me! 827 01:34:04,731 --> 01:34:06,654 I'll come back! I'll come back! 828 01:34:07,525 --> 01:34:08,822 Please! 829 01:34:10,445 --> 01:34:12,994 Help me! 830 01:34:40,517 --> 01:34:41,518 WELLS) 831 01:34:46,106 --> 01:34:47,323 (FLIES BUZZING) 832 01:35:00,787 --> 01:35:02,164 (MICK CHUCKLES) 833 01:35:04,499 --> 01:35:05,500 (SIGHS) 834 01:35:09,462 --> 01:35:12,466 Now, about all them bodies. 835 01:35:13,425 --> 01:35:14,927 They deserved it. 836 01:35:15,301 --> 01:35:16,803 All of 'em. 837 01:35:16,803 --> 01:35:18,430 Foreign bastards! 838 01:35:21,307 --> 01:35:23,526 Noxious, bloody weak. 839 01:35:35,405 --> 01:35:38,158 Somebody's gotta keep Australia beautiful! 840 01:35:40,994 --> 01:35:41,995 Fuck! 841 01:35:42,662 --> 01:35:43,914 (PANTING) 842 01:35:50,003 --> 01:35:51,926 We're having such a good time. 843 01:35:52,005 --> 01:35:55,851 Singing, and drinking, and carrying on. 844 01:35:56,176 --> 01:35:58,349 (SINGING) Tie me kangaroo down, sport 845 01:35:58,344 --> 01:36:00,847 Tie me kangaroo down Tie me... 846 01:36:00,930 --> 01:36:02,682 - Ah, fuck ya! -(GROWLING) 847 01:36:03,224 --> 01:36:05,192 Come on! Come on! 848 01:36:05,268 --> 01:36:09,273 Get out of here! Get him! Go on, get away up there. Get on him! 849 01:36:10,190 --> 01:36:11,487 (CHUCKLING) 850 01:36:32,712 --> 01:36:33,713 (SNARLING) 851 01:36:34,380 --> 01:36:35,381 No! 852 01:36:50,522 --> 01:36:52,900 Come on, mate. Where do you think you're going? 853 01:36:52,899 --> 01:36:56,244 I told ya, there's no way out of here. 854 01:37:07,455 --> 01:37:08,456 (CHUCKLING) 855 01:37:19,676 --> 01:37:22,270 Fee-fi-fo-fum 856 01:37:23,179 --> 01:37:26,228 I smell the blood of a stinkin' Porn! 857 01:37:59,007 --> 01:38:00,054 Bit rough, ain't it? 858 01:38:00,717 --> 01:38:01,718 (GASPS) 859 01:38:03,887 --> 01:38:06,390 Now, where were we? 860 01:38:07,849 --> 01:38:10,147 Yeah, that's right. 861 01:38:11,603 --> 01:38:14,106 You see, in this world, 862 01:38:14,647 --> 01:38:18,618 there's people like me and there's people like you. 863 01:38:19,485 --> 01:38:24,036 And people like me eat people like you for breakfast 864 01:38:24,032 --> 01:38:25,750 and shit 'em out. 865 01:38:26,159 --> 01:38:27,160 (CHOKING) 866 01:38:27,660 --> 01:38:31,085 You're nothing but foreign vermin. 867 01:38:31,789 --> 01:38:35,043 A stinking introduced species. 868 01:38:35,585 --> 01:38:39,681 And it's up to my kind to wipe your kind out. 869 01:38:42,508 --> 01:38:45,478 And that makes me the winner. 870 01:38:46,679 --> 01:38:48,101 Which makes you... 871 01:39:45,154 --> 01:39:46,451 (SOBBING) 872 01:39:58,918 --> 01:40:00,420 (DISTORTED SPEECH) 873 01:40:00,962 --> 01:40:02,179 You got to help me. 874 01:40:03,172 --> 01:40:04,298 You got to help me. 54778

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