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Hello. I'm Lady Di and I want to buy an apartment.

What kind of apartment?

I want an apartment let it be close

from the toboggan shop because I work there.

Come on. I think I have a for you.

Did you like the kitchen?

I loved it. She is beautiful!

Great. We will see the sofa and the living room.

The sofa is beautiful. I loved.

Here, upstairs, there is a double bed.

- And here is a bunk bed. - That. Did you like it?

Yes. Because my husband and I we will have two children

what are you going to call Federico and Carolina.

Right. I'm going to buy the apartment.

And who will pay?

My husband and me.

They're going to make a mortgage, right?

Yes.

Interest is 2.5% for 12 months

from the date of the last installment.

After the Euribor rate is variable, increasing by 0.5 percent.

The deadline will be until August 24, 2043.

Perfect.

It wasn't so difficult, was it?

Now we all know what we're going to sign.

Miss Aguado.

It's a black pen.

- Do you have any other color? - You can use black.

I know. But the black it doesn't stand out.

I prefer a different one of the printed letter.

Don't you have any here?

I have one.

- She's green. - Okay. Great.

Thanks.

- to sign each page? - That.

And when is the wedding?

- Coming soon. - May 21st.

Ready.

- It's your turn. - It's my turn.

Are you okay?

Want another pen?

Why didn't you sign with the pen she gave you?

Because it's the same color of the printed letter.

You always do that.

At the restaurant we always change tables

because of the lighting.

And in the hotel, the room has to be the same as the Internet.

Nothing is ever good for you.

� because intestinal lavage?

- No, please. - Yes, yes.

- Stop this. - that's why.

Listen. We will leave you alone to talk.

- But we're back. - Clear.

Maria, this doesn't have nothing to do with washing.

- because of the washing. - No.

- Yes, yes. - No �.

Yes, yes. You can talk.

We haven't had sex since that day. It's been three months.

Because you made me nurse.

I just didn't want to do without washing.

But we can be impulsive and do not wash.

- And clean the coconut from the sheet. - Yes. It was better to clean.

Don't shout.

The problem is that you are the most straightforward person in the world.

And I can't take it anymore, Mar�a.

March.

March.

You can come in.

And then?

- Did they resolve? - We have a question.

- If they were going to have anal sex ... - No.

What would they prefer?

May your partner do washing

or act impulsively and clean the poo after?

- Don't answer. - You can answer.

I want to know if you are going sign the contract or not.

I'm sorry, Mar�a.

I cannot make a mortgage 30 years with you. I can't.

It's not 30 years.

It's 25 years. They just finished reading.

I have to go. Need to go.

Are you serious?

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

THE PERFECT LIFE

We will not get the money of the return reservation, right?

Can you give me back the pen?

WHEN YOU DO NOT LET IT BE TAKEN

A question: I didn't take the pill yesterday.

- Do I take two today? - No way.

Are you sure? Am I not at risk of getting pregnant?

- Hi love. - Where are you?

I'm leaving the meeting now.

- Don't delay. It's time. - I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Goodbye.

I love you. I love you.

Give me a hug. Give me one ...

Damn it! Excuse me.

- Did I wake you up? - No.

- Are you sure? - No problem.

- How are you? - Good. What time is it?

It's 10am.

Let's have breakfast?

You didn't have to get up early to paint?

But I'm done.

And I wanted to get some rest before going to work.

Where do you work?

- In a museum. - Really?

�.

- And you? - I work in a store.

Hi friend.

Welcome to the mortgage club.

We three are toasting on Paula's birthday.

For you and the new apartment.

Gustavo left me.

Genaro, the pogo stick arrives at 16h. Do you get it for me?

- Your husband already asked me. - Are you listening?

- Great. Thanks. - You're welcome.

I'm very happy for you.

I love you. I have a meeting now.

Until the anniversary. I love you.

Me too.

- Hi my love. Where are you? - In the kitchen. What's up?

- It's all right. - I'm already late. What about the meeting?

- It was great. How are you? - I am fine.

- �? - Yes. I'm fine.

We have to be quick.

- I have 15 minutes. - Only five. I need to go to work.

Okay.

Hang on.

- We can call him Rafa. - What?

The boy's name may be Rafa.

Like Rafael Nadal.

The friends of the school will say: "Come on, Rafa."

First you need get pregnant, love.

- I'll come. I'll come. - Love love...

This time we did Rafa.

They jetted out.

You are the best. I love you.

- Goodbye. - Come on, come on.

This is Picasso.

See how the chin wrinkles are realistic.

The first time I saw him, I thought: "it's my grandfather!"

Here we have Dal� next to Vel�zquez.

I don't know if you know,

but Dal� was a great admirer by Vel�zquez.

Too bad they are wax and not being able to talk.

Sebas, come here. This one is Sebas.

He is one of the artists of the wax museum.

You are going to go crazy

when he tells how he made the Bisbal curls.

What? No. Hang on.

Look at the owner. Is the owner.

What's it? Why are you here?

- Gustavo left me. - What?

Gustavo left me.

Damn!

Wait.

- Look. Yellow. Take it, Gari. - Thank you.

Here it is.

- This will be perfect. - What?

What's up, Genaro? Like children are you behaving?

I'll hire all to help me at the concierge.

- Want help? - I want. Thank you, Gari.

- Do you know what I'm going to bring now? - What?

More lamps.

Hang on. Martina, what's wrong?

What's it?

Very well.

Mother's phone number is playing.

- Javier, how are you? - It's my cake!

- It's my cake! - Wait, Javier. One second.

Gari, you can pay the cake man?

It was $ 25. But give him $ 27.

- Right. I'll give you $ 27. - He has to give you $ 23 back.

- 27 and 23. - Exactly.

- Okay. - Great. Thanks.

Javier, I'm listening.

It's my cake! He arrived!

You have to charge $ 27.

Hang on. Let's see if I have change.

Here it is.

Twenty in banknotes and coins. I'll take this.

It's $ 23.

- You have $ 23. - Just a minute, okay?

- All right. - Okay. See you soon.

Give me the cake.

- Here it is. - Right. Goodbye.

I don't think I have clean towels.

- I'll wash later. - As you prefer.

If you're hungry, has Chinese food from yesterday.

And cheer up! I want it.

You did very well to come here. Gustavo is a jerk!

Do you think I am a restricted person?

How is it?

If I'm a restricted person.

Gustavo said that I'm restricted.

No. Restricted, no.

So what am I?

- It's full of squeamish. - Squeamish how?

- You're right. - One thing is different from the other.

Forget it. You're like, and that's it.

And how I am?

I want to know. You are my sister, you can talk.

Pass me that box with poodle puppies?

Thanks.

We will. Speak.

� ...

I know there.

When I started going out at night, remember?

You wrote on my arm the bus schedule

- so I don't come back late. - I was worried.

You are the youngest. I have to worry about, not you.

This is not to be squeamish. � be responsible.

And your hair?

What about my hair?

You never changed it. It's the same since I was eight.

He never did anything different.

Not a braid, an ornament, nothing.

�.

Listen. It doesn't matter.

You are wonderful. If Gustavo doesn't like it,

what a shit!

What if I don't like myself?

What are you going to do?

Leave the dishes there. I will wash later.

What are you doing?

Look.

Damn it!

Holy shit! Come on, damn it! Come on. Cut more.

Cut more.

My goodness...

Holy shit!

- Damn it, Mery. Damn! - I cut my hair.

I cut my hair.

I cut my hair.

- You are very crazy! - IM crazy!

And I'm going to do crazy things.

- Pretty crazy! - I'll be messy,

I won't take a shower nor work.

- And you're gonna have sex. - I'm going to have sex and I'm going out.

I will have sex, I will sing, I will dance and drug myself.

I'll get high. I'll get high!

What about your drug box? Where are you?

No, no, no.

March, you had a bad day, and it will do harm.

- What's this? � coca�na? - No. It's not cocaine.

- What is it? � hero�na? - Hero�na? Are you crazy?

- I don't know. - � M.

- What is "M"? - MDMA, the love drug.

Of love? I want to.

Go to a children's party drugged?

I'm going. I don't want to know about children.

This can be bad.

How do I take this? Need water?

No. Have to suck your finger and stick it in the bag.

It's a smack, right?

I said just a little blowjob.

How stupid you are! You will be sick.

Nothing will happen. Don't you want to?

It's all right.

You got high.

How long does it take to take effect?

- What are you doing here? - It's my party.

Liked this place did I choose?

�Great.

The next party is going to be here.

We will see. Don't be too excited.

You had a beautiful party. I wouldn't do that much.

- I got a little carried away. - We won't complain.

Did you hang the flags?

No. Genaro came to help, the porter came ...

- and the gardener too. - What work!

Gari, you're already finishing up, isn't it?

- Yes. I'm almost done. - Almost finishing?

Then come. Let's have a drink.

Okay.

Do you sell a lot of paintings?

Good...

That this is a subject ...

- worth a debate, right? - Why?

- Art against mercantilism. - Clear.

For you, what is more important?

Pure Art or the recognition of the public?

Pure art always, right?

- She's pure. - Clear.

Clear.

Do you have Instagram?

My niece is an illustrator and sells a lot there.

- Really? - �.

She has more than 50 thousand followers.

- Look! - Her name is Cactus Girl.

I don't like it very much of social networks.

I don't feel comfortable. I do painting on canvas.

And do exhibitions.

I loved your scarf.

- cashmere? - �.

- Catch me. - Catch ...

- "Catch me". - How do you speak English, right?

It's my retirement.

- Are you going to put more? - Yes.

Genaro, I'm going to be drunk.

It was a pleasure have met you.

Likewise, Genaro.

Drink at once.

- Why are you so weird? - What?

- What did you do to your hair? - Folks.

- Who wants painting lessons? - Me.

So let's get in. Come on.

And your friend Marta ...

- She's heterosexual. - Are you sure?

They are loving it.

Thanks friend.

And they will love the painting class.

- For sure. - And then we'll have gin.

Without a doubt. Let's have gin and tonic.

Help me clean up here first.

- Come on. - Until now.

- I'm really crazy. - Me too.

Let's dance and flirt. Dance and flirt.

- And flirt. - I'll teach painting class.

It doesn't matter. I'm flexible, I feel my skin.

So enjoy.

- And, I don't know ... - The taste of my finger is great.

Then she licks herself. And touch yourself. You're going to freak out.

And enjoy nature. Go to the pogo stick. I don't know.

Connect with nature and you're going to freak out. Serious.

Enjoy nature. I'm coming to get you.

Children.

Pablo.

Where are you?

Damn it! What a pity! You will miss the party.

Well, you're already losing.

She loved it.

Let's go to class Esther's paint job now.

Chat later. Okay. See you now.

Don't worry.

What is your name?

Gari.

Like "Gari" Grant.

Its smell is very good.

Can I hug you?

What?

Can I kiss you?

Why you write in English, Cactus Girl?

On here. I already washed it.

Paula, you don't think this horrible drawing?

No.

Cris, can you do one of those gin techniques for me?

- What's this? - Vitamins.

They are not.

- They're not vitamins. - Yes, yes.

- Why are you taking pills? - Hi. Do you still have cake?

- Hi dear! - But look!

Frida Kahlo is at our house. I want an autograph.

- What's up, buddy? - How are you?

But you are more beautiful. You don't have those eyebrows.

- How are you? - I am fine.

I'm happy. Finally I closed the car campaign.

- That's why I didn't come. Excuse me. - It's all right.

- Put the girls to sleep. - No. This is not enough.

You stay here gossiping, don't move.

- Dad, where's my surprise? - Don't shout.

The gift is from your mother ...

- Martina is sleeping. - It's your mother and mine.

See what a cool bike! What did you think?

How does it work?

- We will test tomorrow. - Yes.

I have to say something. I saw Mar�a on the pogo stick,

and she's a little weird.

Because she took too many vitamins.

Clear. It was the doctor that she prescribed for the party.

- Say: "Until tomorrow." - Until tomorrow.

Give me the vitamins. Give me the vitamins.

Stop it, you bore!

What does Mar�a have?

Mery.

- How much did you drink? - About four. It wasn't much.

- Where is she? - It shouldn't be there.

I think she's on the pogo stick.

She's over there.

Mery.

What are you doing there?

Have you been here since that hour?

Esther, watch out.

You are very rough.

How are you?

With a hangover.

No. I'm talking about Gustavo.

I'm sure that it was nothing.

Tomorrow you get it right.

I don't think so.

I wanted to form a family, but ...

That's it.

I will not have children.

I wanted to have children. Did you know that I have few eggs?

- I have few eggs left. - Wait ...

I have been advised conglear.

Forget it. Is the effect of the drug.

You start analyzing, thinking a lot.

What's it?

You came drugged My daughter's party?

She too.

How tough you are!

I don't believe it. You are horrible.

- Are you serious? - And you take a hidden pill.

What? Pill?

Won't you have another child?

Do you know what your sister did?

It hit Marquitos' mother.

This woman is crazy to get a woman since she menstruated.

It's true.

You would love it.

- Very well. - Slowly and sideways.

- to our new lives! - To us!

We'll rock.

- What's going on? - We're sinking.

- My God... - It will fall on us.

He's over there.

It is the size of a pea.

When was it your last menstrual period?

It's been a month and a half, almost two.

You are pregnant seven weeks.