All language subtitles for Vida Perfecta 01x02-en

(Electro music)

- (LAUGHS)
-Great! Seriously.

Champion!

(Cross conversations)

(BREATHE QUICKLY)

(GIME)

(Electro music)

Very well.

(Meows on mobile)

(Meows on mobile)

How horny it makes me
the kitten is!

Oh!

Hi.

Wait wait wait.

Do you like it like that, my love?

(SPEAKS WEIRD) I love it, honey.
It's so sexy ...

Haven't you removed your device?

What difference does it make, Cris!

I can get you pregnant with the device.
Fuck, man!

What's up, Cris?

(Mobile)

(Mobile)

Yes? (LUCK)

That?

No, no, okay, okay,
calm calm.

I take Paula to school
and I'll take care of it.

Ok, thank you, thank you.
Kisses, bye.

What happened?
Genaro is dead, man.

Fuck!

Apparently,
it's in the community garden.

It's ... his body there.

Poor man!

Fuck!

But I haven't come, Cris.
What do we do?

I'm going to wake up the girls.

What do you do?
Nothing, I'm swollen.

What about you?

You've been going all night
into the fridge and then vomiting.

Aren't you sticking your fingers in?
What do you say!

Why do you use compress paper?
Do not change the topic.

Do you have some
eating disorder?

Esther, of course not.

That I'm fine,
that you are a movie.

I'm fine.
And you should use a menstrual cup.

And I don't vomit.

Sorry for the delay, Antonio.
Nothing happens.

Let's see how those molars are.
Open the mouth.

A little more.

There.

But...

Mary!
I'm so sorry, Antonio!

(WOMAN) Sure, man.

If there is no life on the Moon, we send
the garbage of the Earth there

and we clean the planet.
-We destroy the lunar landscape.

There is no one there to see it.

Hey, sorry. Can you tell me
when are you going to remove the body?

We cannot withdraw it.
The police have to come.

But I have to go to work.

Not having presented
to president.

I didn't show up. This is rotating.

Sure.
It's my turn next year.

Go brown!

Mary, you get me
in a complicated moment.

What's wrong?
"Genaro has died."

Who is Genaro?

The gatekeeper of my community.
He has had a heart attack. Poor!

What do you want?

A colleague is looking for a gardener.

Can you pass me the contact of the one
works in your urbanization?

"Which one? There are many."

The one at Paula's party.

Ah, Gari?
That one, Gari.

"It's great."

When they named me president,
I hired people like him.

How "people like him"?
"I have to leave you".

Now I send you the contact
of the company. A kiss.

Kisses, bye.

Maria, is this going to take long?
No.

Let's go there.

(Telephone)

Man, Cris.

I'm sorry. Genaro is dead.

Who is Genaro?
My doorman, man.

Your doorman?
You don't know, you don't know

(Pop music)

Hello.

Good afternoon.
How are you?

Has given me your contact
a friend...

Yes?
... to hire a gardener.

For punctual or periodic service,
please?

Well it's for some bushes

that I have ... spoiled.

For punctual service, then.
Yes Yes Yes.

My friend likes it a lot
one who works here.

Yes.
Her name is Gari.

Look, Gari can't.
This week, it's out

but we have more gardeners
if you are interested, of course.

Yes.

What happens is that my friend
he likes Gari very much.

Well, it's not that he likes her.

She likes how she fixes him
the garden.

I'm going to look at it in the agenda

and I tell you what days she can she.
Perfect.

What is a special center
of employment?

It is a center where we work
several people with disabilities.

With intellectual disability,
functional,

auditory ...
-Ana!

-Yes.
-We are in Newfoundland.

Can you come please?

- Right now, just a minute.
-Voucher.

Now I take care of you.

Can you wait even five minutes?
Yes.

Everyone in here
do you have a disability?

We all have disabilities.
That is,

what is ... Gari ...

We all have disabilities.

Gari and all of us
we have disabilities.

You can wait?

I attend to them and turn around.
Yes.

"What happened
of social networks ".

It's a great tool
for your work.

You become a slave to the "likes".
Bah!

Think about it, no, seriously.

You are subject
what they think of you

and an artist has
to commit to the look of him.

You have to do
of a social network.

You put your photos there,
people see you from time to time

and it's a cool way
to last in time

and the memory when you die.

But hey
this is my opinion, huh?

Well then...

it's here, yeah.

It is here, yes.

Well I'd tell you to go up
but there is Maria.

Who?
My sister.

Ah okay.
My sister.

Is having a bad time

and I want to be with her.
Sure.

It's that she has bulimia.
Fuck! That's shit, huh?

A colleague of mine had a terrible time.

In the background,
is this aesthetic pressure,

that we are obliged ...
Okay...

Thanks a lot for dinner.
Delicious.

Any. She is super valued
In Internet.

We call each other.
Voucher.

Bye.
Bye.

(Door opening)

What are you doing, Mary?
It's eleven at night.

Until twelve it's legal
do jobs.

Do you want to stop, Maria?

Do you wanna stop
No.

You have all the books
on the floor.

And that?
I love them on the floor.

It is "vintage" style.
No.

"Vintage" is antique furniture,
no absence of furniture.

Mary, aunt, listen to me.

I know that when you have a bad time
you get inside,

But, auntie, you can't go on like this.

If you have bulimia,
you have to tell me.

I do not have bulimia.

I'm pregnant.

What do you say?

From Gustavo?
No, from another.

From Marc?
What Marc?

Your ex-boyfriend.
What do you say!

A thousand years ago.

Has she been with a roll
one night?

Have you fucked a guy
without a condom you?

Yes! What happens?

I am the only one in Spain
that he has fucked without a condom.

The rest of you are all perfect.

It's not because of that.

You know the shit
what can you catch?

That you get a human papilloma and
you spoil your pussy for life.

I took the test
and I have it all right, okay?

It's your fault for drugging me.

Was it on Paula's birthday?

Who have you hooked up with?

Who has she been with?
I'm not going to tell you.

Tell me.
Not.

Tell me who are you pregnant with.
I do not want to!

Tell me!
From a moron!

Come here, come on, come.

You do not get it.

Nothing happens.

Come on, I have not rolled myself
with subnormal.

So subnormal.

With a disabled person.

With a paralytic?

No, from here.

Disabled from here.

With a retard?
Don't say "retarded"!

It is said that
"Person with Disability".

Are you serious,
Mary?

What do you think?

But ... But why?
Was it morbid or ...?

How is it going to be morbid? No.

Do you remember Forrest Gump? Sometimes
He showed it and sometimes he didn't.

This, the same.
Sometimes he doesn't show.

Forrest Gump you could tell
all the time, Maria.

To Forrest Gump
you don't notice it all the time!

(Door closing)

(PABLO) Hello, love.
Hi dear.

How are you? I'm tired.

How about you at work?

Very well. We have closed
fat customer,

so good.

(YAWNS) Great.

(SIGHS)

How are you, love?

Love.

(Marem Ladson "Born")

It all depends on whether the disability
the father is genetic

or due to external factors.

What external factors?

Well, a bad medicine
prescribed in pregnancy

or a ... an accident,
a complicated delivery ...

In all these cases, the DNA
of the person would remain intact

and alteration
it would not be transmitted to the baby.

Do you know if the disability ...

runs in the family
or is it by accident?

No. I don't know anything, come on.

Well, in this case,

you have two options:

take this test ...

or ask the father, Maria.

that show that he
he has 500,000 euros in Panama.

Let's ask for a commission
to give us the information.

But, when it comes to Panama,
It will be difficult.

It should be justified that it is
of a possible crime.

You just said
that your client has evidence.

Excuse me a second.
It is urgent. Sorry.

Pablo, my mother
has sprained

and she can't go for the girls.
Can you go?

And your parents po ...?

Okay.

No, I'll take care of it.

I'll call you now.

What happens? We were ...

We have taken advantage of
to take a break.

Come on, a piti.
Ah.

You don't smoke anymore, do you?
No.

All good?
Yes, yes, perfectly.

I still go out a little earlier
from the meeting, okay?

Voucher. Hey i know
that doesn't concern me, but ...

Why don't you ask yourself
the reduction of working hours?

You would have more time for the girls.

Look at María José,
she asked and she is delighted.

I really appreciate it, but
needless. He is controlled.

Insurance?
It is punctual.

Insurance?
Yes.

Hey, 15 minutes and here.

-You have it on your table.

(Telephone)

Two days ago I was going to get married ...

and now I don't know what disability
has the father of my child.

And I don't know if you can go either
to someone and say:

"I would like to know
what kind of disability do you have. "

"It is important,
because I'm pregnant with you. "

Or should I?

What do you think?

Esther, are you listening to me?
No.

Listen to me.
Forgives.

I'm with the shit this
of social networks.

Should I open an account
On Instagram?

Of course you have to open it.
You should have done it four years ago.

If not, people won't know
that you are a painter and what you do.

Maybe,
Gari has social networks.

I look for it?
Yes.

(Mobile)

(Mobile)

(Mobile)

Oh wait.

(Mobile)

Cris.

Tell me, Cris.
Mary, can you pick up the girls

this afternoon?
"Sure".

I have to go to the funeral home.

"What happened?".

Damn, Genaro is dead.

Oh! It's true, sorry.

Hey, did you talk to Gari?
The poor thing is very affected.

Sure, Gari goes to the funeral home, right?

What funeral home?
For Cris's goalkeeper.

We do this.
I pick them up and take them there.

Come on, a little kiss. Bye.

What are you doing this afternoon?

I mean, no joke.
Come on, Esther.

No. The dead give me bad vibes.

And you know what happens to me later

I dream that I die
and no one goes to my funeral.

I'm not going to a funeral home
not even dead!

If you did social networks,
people would know that you died.

And i promise you
I'm going to your funeral.

And are you going to tell him here
that you are pregnant

No. I'm going to ask him
because of his disability.

What do I do?

You take care of the girls
and give your condolences.

That I do not know how to offer condolences.
I give the chocolates and I go off.

God, how repellent!

They seem like the exits
from an airport.

And where do the dead go?

To nowhere.

It depends on the faith they profess.

Do you know Gari, your gardener?
Sure.

You will find it very fast.
Half a minute guy, okay?

If you find it,
I give you a prize.

Voucher.
Come, run, find it, search.

Do you know that a girl and a dog
they are not the same?

Paula, Paula!

(Rumor of conversations)

(Discontinuous beep)

(The beep stops)

Sandra?

Excuse me, I didn't want to disturb you.

Come in, come in, if you don't bother.

How nice that you came!
She thought no one was coming.

But how could he not come, woman?

Here, I brought you some ...

chocolates.

Thank you.

Hello Cris.
Look, we're on the terrace.

She enters from the back
of the funeral home and there are bushes.

I am with Paula and Martina.

And Martina has pooped.

"We are on the terrace."

"You enter through the back
of the mortuary and there are bushes. "

"I'm with Paula and Martina."

"And Martina has pooped."

(GROWS)

Fuck it already!

Do you want fire?

Yes thanks.

Taking.

Thank you.
Keep him.

No...
Seriously, I lose them.

I like to think that they go around
giving fire.

Giving fire to those who need it.

Sorry, sorry, uh ...

I have a somewhat intense day.

Well, we are in a funeral home.

The intensity is normal.

Are you here for someone close?

By the grandmother of a friend.

And you?
By the doorman of my community.

What level! You have a goalkeeper.

Well not yet...

because he's dead.

Look, another typical thing:
laugh at funerals.

Primary emotions.

Exact.

I have to go.
I also.

Hears,

Does it seem very strange
if I give you my phone?

Can you give it to me,

but i don't think
to call you for nothing.

Come on, I don't even think I'll write to you.

If you prefer not to give it to you,
nothing happens.

We say goodbye here

each one to his house
and God in everyone's.

I don't believe in God either.

Six what?

Oh, how disgusting!

Does my sister disgust you?

Hey? No. She disgusts me poop.

Gari!

There is Gari.
How?

Gari, Gari, come, come!

No!

We were looking for you.

Hi.
Hi.

How are you?

Sorry, I don't remember
what your name was

Mary.
Ah, yes, Maria.

Mary. I am Gari.
Give me wipes.

I don't know if you remember.

(MARTINA GIME)
I remember.

Ah, right, right.
(GIME)

Nice to see you, Gari.
Likewise, Maria, yes, yes.

This you have in ...

It's poop.
It's poop.

From Martina. Can i bear it
so you can clean up?

You can?
Yes, of course I can.

(STUMBLING) I ... I take it.

Hi there!

Hello Martina.
Give me the wipes.

Come here with Gari.

How are you?

Hi.
Two.

What a poop you have done, right? Look.

Look at what poop you've done,
look look.

Whoops!
-Here, a few.

For the pants too.
Hey?

You know what, Martina?

You ... are going to be a girl
very very smart, huh?

You also have
a little poop.

Before further,
I would like to say that Genaro

he liked it very much
the feathery lattice,

what is a flowering plant
from spring to fall,

but he didn't like them at all
the roses.

Sorry for the person
that he has put them, but ...

I think...

that you should remove them
from above the coffin.

Thank you very much.

Five years ago...,

(Marem Ladson "Born")

...I started working
as a gardener.

At first, I was very scared.

But I was lucky ...

to work with Genaro.

(Marem Ladson "Born")

"Genaro ...

he taught me many things,

many ".

"At first,

i was scared
of not being up to the task. "

"Not high, huh?

it's about not doing things right. "

"It was all very new to me and ...

and I felt lost. "

"Genaro always helped me with everything."

I remember that,
in free time,

we played dominoes.

And Genaro ...

he never let me win,

because Genaro never treated me
different for being who I am.

Never.

Gari.

Hi.
Hi.

You have spoken very well.
Thank you.

No problem.

You are following me?

Uh ... No, no.

It seems so, doesn't it? But no.

Look, Maria, yes ...

if you come because of what happened
the other day,

i feel it.

I say that ... that ... that ...

It is something that I would not have
to have happened.

And less during work hours,
You understand?

I'm pregnant.

Congratulations.

De ti.

(Tatiana Hazel "Tell me")