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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,576 Galeazzo? 3 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:28,609 Galeazzo? Where are you? Oh, what a headache! 4 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,736 What time is it? 5 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:36,228 Galeazzo? Where's he got to? 6 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,496 Galeazzo? 7 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:53,811 Galeazzo? Where are you? 8 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,816 Galeazzo! 9 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:11,574 Galeazzo... Stop messing around with your jokes! 10 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,612 I told you, stop messing with your jokes! 11 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:19,539 You know I don't like them. Please! 12 00:01:19,718 --> 00:01:22,738 Come on, you know it's not funny! Get up! 13 00:03:30,405 --> 00:03:33,167 - These are the servants. - Right. 14 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:53,239 This lady, who is she? 15 00:03:53,398 --> 00:03:56,250 - She lives with the Marquis. - Oh, I see! 16 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:57,828 She was at home, 17 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:01,405 but knows nothing. She claims to have slept all night. 18 00:04:01,499 --> 00:04:04,405 - And the servants? - They were all fired, 19 00:04:04,539 --> 00:04:08,292 following a strange occurrence yesterday afternoon. 20 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:10,150 - A strange occurrence? - Yes, 21 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:13,785 but it's better to hear it directly from her. 22 00:04:16,192 --> 00:04:17,801 Excuse me, Madame, 23 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:22,619 but could you repeat for the Commissioner 24 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,192 that which you told me about that film? 25 00:04:25,868 --> 00:04:27,417 I'm sorry. 26 00:04:30,094 --> 00:04:31,822 Well? 27 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:36,360 Excuse me, but I'm so upset. 28 00:04:36,578 --> 00:04:39,161 Ask Nicholas. Nicholas was there too. 29 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,775 To start at the beginning, Sir. 30 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:43,940 It was seven in the evening, 31 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,537 the Marquis was there with Miss Diana. 32 00:04:57,385 --> 00:04:59,536 Oh, this is wonderful. 33 00:04:59,656 --> 00:05:01,662 - Marquis? - I'm busy. 34 00:05:01,861 --> 00:05:04,530 I'm busy. Don't be such a pain in the neck! 35 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:08,169 - They brought this for you. - Excuse me. 36 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:11,969 - What is it? - A package. - I can see! But what's inside? 37 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:16,656 - I don't know, you should open it. - Open it, what you waiting for? Moron! 38 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:19,379 Be grateful there's a servant crisis 39 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:21,849 If not I'd have already sent you packing! 40 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,579 - It looks like a pizza. - A pizza? 41 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:27,777 A pizza? And since when did I eat pizza! 42 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:30,021 - Do you eat pizza? - Me, never! 43 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:31,928 No, it's a piece of film! 44 00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:37,134 - Ah, a film! - A film? Allow me? Let's see. 45 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:40,417 Diabolicus film. What does it mean? 46 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:44,735 Ah, yes, I've got it. It must be one of those companies 47 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,662 that produce those movies, rather... 48 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:50,167 spicy, a bit diabolical, all that hot totty. 49 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:52,814 - Parisian Affair! - Yeah, Paris! 50 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,289 - How dare you interrupt? - I merely said... 51 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:59,055 - Don't take such liberties - I apologize. - Know your place. 52 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:03,179 - Go get the projector. - I'm going. - Now. - I'm going. 53 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:05,855 - Immediately. - I'm going. - Don't take all week. 54 00:06:05,934 --> 00:06:07,861 What cheek! 55 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:11,496 It's come from Viscount Aliprandi. 56 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:16,176 Yes, he went to Paris, I asked him to send me one of these films, 57 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:18,330 Of these devilries. 58 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,378 Aliprandi... what a dear! What a dear! 59 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,530 - Remember Aliprandi? - No. 60 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:26,720 How no! That tall, young man. The short arse. 61 00:06:26,998 --> 00:06:29,362 - With nose? - No. - No? 62 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:35,098 Shortly after, all was ready and the screening began. 63 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:40,077 And voila! Paris, Champs Elys�es. Striptease! 64 00:06:40,494 --> 00:06:42,243 The little women of Paris. 65 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:46,884 La femme de Paris, c'est la plus jolie femme du monde, n'est-ce pas? 66 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,896 Mais oui! 67 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:04,250 But that's not a little woman, it's a little man! 68 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,758 I understand, it'll be one of those curious French films! 69 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,972 This must be the husband of the little lady. 70 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:13,690 - What's happening! - He's stripping! 71 00:07:13,835 --> 00:07:16,457 He's stripping? I can see he's stripping. 72 00:07:16,556 --> 00:07:19,298 Then Aliprandi's played a joke on me! 73 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:24,852 - Do me the favour of not looking. - Let me watch - The little man? 74 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:29,013 We get to watch a male striptease! 75 00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:31,725 Quiet, let me watch 76 00:07:32,143 --> 00:07:35,050 But look at how much he's wearing? 77 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:39,179 - He makes me sick, this homunculus! - Will you stop it? 78 00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:41,216 I don't like it! 79 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:47,245 - But who is it? - Darling, it's you! - Is it me? Yeah, it's me! 80 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,774 But this is completely crazy! 81 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:59,897 - And now what's happening? - It's my desk! 82 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:04,098 They've filmed it unbeknownst to me, perhaps in absentia! 83 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:20,733 - Who's that? - The man in black! 84 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,595 - Look, there's a word on his chest. - Diabolicus. 85 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:31,643 He's got a dagger! 86 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:34,693 Less of your weapons! What are you doing? 87 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:42,214 So died the Marquis Galeazzo at the hands of Diabolicus. 88 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:47,730 The Marquis was furious and called Aliprandi for an explanation... 89 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,812 But the duke replied that he hadn't sent any film 90 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,210 nor would have allowed himself to make a joke like that. 91 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,609 In fact it was no joke. 92 00:08:56,700 --> 00:09:00,843 The Marquis was upset and, as always, took it out on the servants. 93 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:05,049 He sacked us all and remained home alone with Madame. 94 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:10,067 - It's true, we stayed home all evening. - And then? 95 00:09:10,246 --> 00:09:15,135 Then about ten I felt a great heaviness in my head, 96 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:17,290 as if I'd taken a sleeping pill. 97 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:21,214 This morning I woke with a headache and a bad taste. 98 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:26,977 - Tell us again of last night. - I don't know anything, I've already said. 99 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:30,735 Galeazzo accompanied me to my room and then... 100 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:34,415 I don't remember, I must have fallen asleep immediately. 101 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,143 Sleep is not a good alibi. 102 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:40,536 Meaning what? 103 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,374 The Marquis was very rich and the prospect of an inheritance 104 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,749 can be a reason to kill. 105 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:54,813 - Do you think I'd be so stupid to do that? - And why not? 106 00:09:57,220 --> 00:10:00,451 Galeazzo had decided to leave me his entire fortune. 107 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:03,612 And would have made a will in a few days. 108 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,727 You don't believe me? 109 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,674 Then ask the notary. 110 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,898 I notice that you're well informed. Yes, it's true. 111 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:16,404 The poor Marquis wanted to appoint 112 00:10:16,543 --> 00:10:19,563 as his sole heir, Miss Diana. 113 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,578 Therefore he made an appointment with me for Thursday. 114 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,128 - I have my diary. If you want to see... - No. 115 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:29,928 The Marquis, in the past, had he made another will? 116 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,392 No. He would have said. 117 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:37,529 Since he died intestate, his property goes to his siblings. 118 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:41,090 But they didn't know the Marquis was going to decide otherwise. 119 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,089 Yes, they knew. 120 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:45,235 - So they knew? - Of course! 121 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,894 The Marquis couldn't stand his siblings. 122 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,052 And they repaid him in the same coin. 123 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:54,815 Therefore, a few days ago he wrote 4 letters, one for each sibling. 124 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:59,098 - You know the content of these letters. - Yes, he made me read them. 125 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:04,573 They were letters as sharp as razors. The Marquis was a man of spirit! 126 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:09,017 It's clear, one of the siblings, not to lose their inheritance, 127 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,092 given there was bad blood, perhaps irritated by the letter... 128 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,740 went here and... No? 129 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:18,938 - Why no? - The Torrealtas, are above all suspicion. 130 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,295 The Torrealtas are a great family. 131 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:39,014 It's easy to say that we must suspect everyone! 132 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,775 But how can one, with these people? How can one? 133 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:47,640 Take, for example, General Torrealta. 134 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:51,690 He's a hero, a splendid figure of a fighter. 135 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,658 Abyssinia, Spain, the Russian campaign... 136 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:58,574 A frozen arm, chest full of medals. 137 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:04,257 You're right, he's really above suspicion. 138 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:12,372 - Chief? Tell me, the professor... - Who? 139 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:16,214 The surgeon? He's a luminary of science. 140 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,531 He's spent his entire existence in saving lives. 141 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,532 And now we're saying that he killed his brother! 142 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,498 - I didn't say that. - Yes, you said it! 143 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:28,572 Want to cause a riot in the Order of Doctors! 144 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,239 Chief? 145 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,683 The Baroness... 146 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:41,005 The Baroness is so pious, a saintly woman! 147 00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:43,619 - Don't you see how she suffers? - Yes. 148 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:47,819 - It's a torment for her. Such a shock. - Yes, a torment. 149 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,834 Don't you know how many charity committees 150 00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,417 she's the patroness of? Countless! 151 00:12:55,516 --> 00:12:58,040 She's an angel of charity! 152 00:12:58,218 --> 00:13:00,344 Let's not mention it anymore. 153 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:04,960 - Well... - Well, what? 154 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,285 Just, well... 155 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:13,215 Monsignor? My friend Scalarini, you're crazy? 156 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:19,658 - Monsignor di Torrealta is a holy man, you understand? - Yes. 157 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,488 Our Father... 158 00:13:57,618 --> 00:14:00,359 Now this too is over! 159 00:14:00,817 --> 00:14:03,498 Funerals always cause me great emotions. 160 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:06,695 Bring me out in floods of tears... Thank you. 161 00:14:06,894 --> 00:14:09,298 As if who knows what had happened! 162 00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:12,812 It will be... the season. Flowers give me 163 00:14:13,149 --> 00:14:14,361 hay fever. 164 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:18,539 Thank you, dear, you're very kind. Honey! 165 00:14:18,595 --> 00:14:20,264 What? My hands are dirty? 166 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:21,873 No, it's Cuban Night 167 00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:24,694 Wonderful Cuban Night. Don't you like it? 168 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,356 - What is it, Lallo? - Nothing. 169 00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:31,855 What "nothing"? For these last few days, I hardly know you anymore. 170 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:35,216 - Your brother's death has quite upset me. - But why? 171 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,540 It put certain thoughts into my head. 172 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,242 Then banish them, Big softie! 173 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:46,216 - Sorry, Galeazzo met a beautiful end. - A beautiful end? - Of course. 174 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,418 - But he was assassinated! - What are you saying? Think! 175 00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:52,835 Galeazzo was still young, rich, healthy. 176 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:55,173 At death he was in his prime. 177 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:59,617 A pinprick, just like that. Finished. And he's no more. 178 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:03,329 Think, my love, the horrors of a long, old age. 179 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:07,538 I don't speak for myself, but, believe me, it's sad to grow old. 180 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:11,659 Lalluccio, how could I live if one day I should see 181 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:15,533 your handsome face, so manly, furrowed by wrinkles? 182 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:19,693 Wrinkles disgust me and I can't bear to see anyone age, 183 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,852 especially people I'm fond of. 184 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:26,530 - You were fond of Galeazzo? - Ah, my poor brother. 185 00:15:26,828 --> 00:15:29,430 He was my favorite, the darling! 186 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:33,892 - And you loved two husbands before me? - Such a jealous one! 187 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,338 Don't be silly! Jealousy doesn't suit you. 188 00:15:37,556 --> 00:15:39,577 I love only you! 189 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:44,638 Less of that, Laudomia, answer me! Your first husband, Gianfilippo... 190 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:47,002 Gianfilippo, I adored him. 191 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,979 - He died so prematurely. - Thankfully! - Why! 192 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:53,359 He didn't have time to age! Don't you see? 193 00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:56,002 - Tell me how he died? - What nonsense. 194 00:15:56,101 --> 00:15:58,545 Really. It's not worth remembering... 195 00:15:58,664 --> 00:15:59,658 Drowned. 196 00:15:59,816 --> 00:16:02,757 - Drowned! - You find it strange? 197 00:16:03,154 --> 00:16:04,386 - No. - Well then? 198 00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:08,690 One day, he took out a boat on the lake. 199 00:16:08,929 --> 00:16:11,194 And the water came through. What a to-do. 200 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:13,379 The water it grew. And down he flew. 201 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,730 It was wonderful! 202 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:18,409 - I've a photo of when they fished him out. Want to see it? - What? 203 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,698 Don't you understand? Darling you're getting a little deaf! 204 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:26,614 I have a picture of when they fished him out. Want to see it? 205 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,373 - I'll show you. - No, leave it be! 206 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:32,848 You really must see it, a great catch. 207 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,073 - I said no! - Why not? 208 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,875 - Laudomia! - Yes? 209 00:16:38,053 --> 00:16:41,232 - I want to know one thing. - Yes? 210 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:44,698 With Gianfilippo, who took the bung? 211 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:49,695 Oh my! He took a bung? But he was so honest! I swear. 212 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:53,136 The bung in the boat. I saw the newspapers of the time. 213 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:57,372 - The boat was fished out and was without its bung. - He must have taken it! 214 00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:01,453 He had a habit of touching everything that came to hand. 215 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:04,078 And you remarried, Sebastian. 216 00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:07,296 Oh, an Adonis! A magnificent man! 217 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:12,016 Two shoulders so, a chest like that! He was a wonderful character. 218 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:16,537 Didn't touch anything. Even if he saw a bung, looked the other way! 219 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:21,820 - But he too died prematurely. - By chance, at 30, with no bung. 220 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:25,013 To tell the truth, the cap come into it. 221 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:30,094 One evening he wanted a drink, uncorked a bottle, and exploded. 222 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,220 - Exploded? - Yes, with a bang! 223 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,379 Yes, a bang! Believe me, the windows shook! 224 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:38,162 In the bottle, instead of liquor, 225 00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:41,400 it was nitroglycerine! Understand? 226 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,770 And who put the nitroglycerine in the bottle? 227 00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:47,995 We never found out. 228 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:53,538 - Laudomia, you frighten me. - Why, darling? 229 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,836 I've been thinking a lot these last few days. 230 00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:58,478 I've seen you in a new light. 231 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:02,858 What a dear! But I love you as always, indeed, more than ever! 232 00:18:04,176 --> 00:18:05,249 What's wrong? 233 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,537 - So it's true! - What? - You want to kill me. 234 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,561 Me? You must be crazy. Kill my sweetheart? 235 00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:14,388 It's not cognac, it's prussic acid! 236 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:18,129 - Angelo! - "Angel" my eye! You want to kill me! 237 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:22,009 You don't understand. I said, Angelo, the gardener. 238 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,592 Angelo! It was him, the cretin. 239 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:30,970 Baroness, you called? 240 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,763 Tell me Angelo, you use prussic acid? 241 00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:37,479 Yes, Baroness against the pa... pa... parasites. 242 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:41,576 Honey... It's the Cuban Night, always the same! 243 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:46,131 - What are the paparasites? - The parasites. - I understand perfectly. 244 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,974 Why do you always leave it out? Look where it's ended up! 245 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,912 Ah, finally 246 00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:54,196 I've found it! 247 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:59,083 A little more and all this looking, would have driven me crazy! 248 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:04,013 Angelo, go away. March! And next time, be more careful. 249 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,152 - Why don't you dismiss that idiot? - He's still too young. 250 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,761 The time's not yet right. 251 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:12,298 - Baroness! - What is it? 252 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:13,512 The police. 253 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:19,214 - Was it you? - No. They'll have come about Galeazzo. 254 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:24,219 - Allow me. Good morning. - Good morning. 255 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:28,158 - We're the police. - So I see! 256 00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:32,386 Forgive us for disturbing you especially at such a time. 257 00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:34,730 Yes, these are hard times! 258 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,410 - No, they're not disturbing. It's a pleasure! - So much the better. 259 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,173 - It's a mere formality. - Yes! 260 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:45,139 - Please be quick, I've a migraine! - Just a few seconds! 261 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:49,823 No, Commissioner, no scruples, please. My wife is at your disposal. 262 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:53,529 - Interrogate her! Get to the bottom of things - That's why we're here! 263 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:59,013 - You said it was just a formality. - So to speak! 264 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,664 Excuse me, Baroness, 265 00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:04,578 - where were you on the evening of the crime? - I'll tell you. 266 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:08,733 - But first, allow me to ask a question. - Please. 267 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:13,132 - A little indiscreet. - Please! - Allow me, if I may? - Yes. 268 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:17,816 We women are made like this. We are curious! 269 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:22,410 Cuban Night. Like it? 270 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,408 So, the question I must ask is this: 271 00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:27,892 How old are you? 272 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,750 Me? 58, but I don't see the connection. 273 00:20:31,869 --> 00:20:35,402 Oh, no! Oh no! The link is there! 274 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:38,332 - It's true, Lallo? - Laudomia! 275 00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,895 Leave it be! Not looking so good. 276 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,761 Look here. Already a few wrinkles. 277 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,296 Wrinky-winkles! 278 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,886 - Like a brandy? - No. 279 00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:49,608 It's good. Smoothes out the wrinkles. - No. 280 00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:53,413 - You must take some! Angelo, bring that bottle. 281 00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,658 - Angelo no? - Why "Angelo no"? 282 00:20:56,099 --> 00:20:58,331 Because... Angelo is the gardener. 283 00:20:58,478 --> 00:21:01,915 It's true! How distracted I am! 284 00:21:02,134 --> 00:21:04,756 Always confusing the names of the servants. 285 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:08,939 - Sorry. - Go on. - You haven't answered my question. 286 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:12,649 - Where were you the night of the murder? - Didn't I tell you? - No. 287 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:15,334 - Is that so? - You didn't say. 288 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:18,252 But I thought... Didn't you think? 289 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:19,960 Ah, but I thought. 290 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:25,367 Yes, of course, I went to the cinema. To the cinema to see a film. 291 00:21:25,704 --> 00:21:27,055 Which film? 292 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:31,259 - Which film? - Yes, which film? - Want to know which film? - Yes. 293 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:35,777 - The whatsit... "The Son of the Sheik". - Yes, I understand. 294 00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,771 Ah, that Rudolph Valentino! 295 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:42,892 He also had the good taste to die before he got old! 296 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:47,680 - But you rather... no! - What? - You've not seen the film? - No. 297 00:21:48,214 --> 00:21:49,485 Excuse me... 298 00:21:49,764 --> 00:21:53,141 Sorry to bother you but, you didn't say the name of the cinema. 299 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,704 I didn't say? Lallo, it's true? 300 00:21:55,883 --> 00:21:58,088 - You didn't say. - But I thought. 301 00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:01,548 - Which was it? - It was the cinema, Rialto. 302 00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:03,336 Which would that be? 303 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,737 The one with the low dome 304 00:22:05,836 --> 00:22:07,923 Ah, yes, the one near the station. 305 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:11,558 They call it the Rialto. I really don't know why. 306 00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:16,527 With your permission, I really must go. The migraine insists. 307 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,593 - Sorry, Baroness. - You're welcome. 308 00:22:18,794 --> 00:22:22,175 - Good day. - Lallo, I'll be waiting! 309 00:22:28,408 --> 00:22:31,616 We must be going too. Good morning. 310 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:34,260 - You're going like that? - And why not? 311 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:36,655 You're finished? You won't investigate? 312 00:22:36,775 --> 00:22:39,093 Dig deeper, ask more questions? 313 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:43,292 - Actually, I've one more question - Well what d'you want to say! 314 00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:46,975 - Where were you the night of the murder? - Me? Why me? 315 00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:52,180 Why not? Perhaps you could be Diabolicus. 316 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:55,735 Sometimes, looks can be deceptive. 317 00:22:56,013 --> 00:22:57,960 Appearances! Like this! 318 00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,404 - Yeah. - Where were you? 319 00:23:00,523 --> 00:23:02,848 - Where was I? - Where were you? 320 00:23:03,106 --> 00:23:05,770 - At the cinema. - Coincidence! 321 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:08,307 What film did you see? The title... 322 00:23:08,486 --> 00:23:11,625 - The Murderess. - Yes, The Murderer. 323 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:14,295 No! The Murderess! 324 00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:18,109 Good day. 325 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:22,140 - The title isn't "The murderess"? - It seemed so to me. 326 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:40,655 I'm curious to meet this general. And you, Chief? 327 00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:43,049 Yes, me too, 328 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:46,467 because, I must confess, the Baroness surprised me. 329 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:50,255 She asked my age, and couldn't remember where the cinema was... 330 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:53,696 - And the Baron... - Him, well... 331 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:58,615 - But the general will be much more precise. - He's a soldier! 332 00:24:04,337 --> 00:24:06,443 Are you sure this is it? 333 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,256 Let's see! 334 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:21,728 But... What is it? 335 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:27,534 Nostalgia of a former general of the army! 336 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,859 Platoon! 337 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,667 Load! 338 00:24:34,694 --> 00:24:36,243 And Aim! 339 00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:41,176 Fire! 340 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:44,382 Stop! What's going on here? 341 00:24:44,501 --> 00:24:46,320 What's going on here? 342 00:24:46,796 --> 00:24:47,969 Who are they? 343 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:52,059 When I execute the anti-fascists, I don't want the curious underfoot! 344 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:53,929 - What anti-fascists? - Those. 345 00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:13,428 Colonel. Who are they and why aren't they in black shirts? 346 00:25:13,527 --> 00:25:15,713 - How do you do. - How do I do what? 347 00:25:15,812 --> 00:25:17,799 - Salute like a Roman. - Take it easy. 348 00:25:17,878 --> 00:25:20,441 - No I won't! I'm getting even angrier. 349 00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:23,652 - General, we are the police. - Police? - Yes. 350 00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:26,891 No interference. We're under control of the Military. 351 00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:31,690 - We're from the Homicide Squad. - Colonel! He's my Aide-de camp. 352 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,119 These comrades are homicidal. 353 00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:37,596 - No, Homicide Squad. - Homicidal, in fact. 354 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,210 You deal with them, I've not the time. 355 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:43,576 - Comrades! We shall overcome! - To us! - To you! 356 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:49,733 Platoon! Left turn. Forward, march! 357 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:55,656 - Colonel... - Commissioner, I'm not a Colonel, don't pay any attention. 358 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:58,797 - He's a bit crazy. - More than a bit. 359 00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:00,764 He's rooted in fascism. 360 00:26:00,838 --> 00:26:03,838 - He still thinks we're living in the good old days. - What? 361 00:26:03,977 --> 00:26:05,448 Good days for him! 362 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:10,694 - And these people in uniform? - Unemployed, extras from Cinecitt�. 363 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:14,375 - They're here to earn 3,000 lira per day. - 3,000 lira! 364 00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:16,530 The general can spend... 365 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:20,408 Although with the recent expenses his assets will be decreasing. 366 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:24,288 - Interesting! - His assets are decreasing. - Yes. 367 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:28,612 - Who are you? - Secretary, administrator, a bit of everything. 368 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,772 I was his attendant during the war, and I never left. 369 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:35,250 - Now what? - He's made up his mind that I'm a Colonel. 370 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:38,218 - You play along! - I make a living. 371 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,458 - Colonel! - At your service. - Hurry! 372 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:47,374 Comrades... 373 00:26:47,454 --> 00:26:49,440 You who are the police, 374 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,924 How is the home front? Is there a clamour? 375 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,546 Oh, of course! 376 00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:57,459 I thought so, I thought so! 377 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,412 Instead of a nation of saints and poets... 378 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,971 We are a nation of traitors, of bawlers and the like! 379 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:10,108 That's what we are, Milords. Excuse me, gentlemen. 380 00:27:10,210 --> 00:27:13,892 - Milord is too formal? - Yes. - You think so? - Just a bit. 381 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,574 I just wanted to get some information. 382 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:19,509 You too! You too! 383 00:27:19,628 --> 00:27:22,370 Everyone wants to know the same thing! 384 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:26,295 - Colonel! Check if the enemy is listening. - Yes, sir. 385 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:28,331 - Can they hear us? - No. 386 00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:32,364 - If they were listening in, I wouldn't speak. I'm not stupid! 387 00:27:32,664 --> 00:27:34,154 Well then? 388 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,667 Well... 389 00:27:36,926 --> 00:27:38,853 - Yes! - "Yes" what? 390 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:42,191 The secret weapons... friend, 391 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:44,138 We have them. Yes! 392 00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:04,775 - Since we're all here, we can begin. - Well... - Silence! 393 00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:09,167 First the officer's report. 394 00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:12,730 - Comrades! To il Duce! - To us! 395 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,409 - Colonel! - At your command. 396 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,889 - Situation, arms? - Excellent. 397 00:28:20,506 --> 00:28:22,448 - Situation, supplies? - Excellent. 398 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:25,910 - Situation, morale? - At its peak. - Good, we will win! 399 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,136 - Will we win? - Yes - Yes! 400 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:32,581 And now... any questions? 401 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,409 - No one? - I have! 402 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,696 Where were you the night of the crime? 403 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,095 Yes. 404 00:28:52,637 --> 00:28:53,988 Comrade... 405 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,700 - Did you march on Rome? - Actually, no. 406 00:28:57,780 --> 00:29:01,932 You didn't march on Rome? And you dare to ask me questions? 407 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:06,616 Do you know who I am? One of the founders of the party. 408 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:11,057 - Water under the bridge, it's the past. - Fine water, although it's been passed. 409 00:29:11,143 --> 00:29:12,911 General, allow me? 410 00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:16,498 - I made the march on Rome. - You did? 411 00:29:16,768 --> 00:29:18,676 - He made it. - He made it? 412 00:29:18,815 --> 00:29:20,921 - Where? - On Rome. - Rome. 413 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:23,960 - Yes, So General, can I ask you. 414 00:29:24,477 --> 00:29:27,517 - Where were you the night of the murder? - Yes. 415 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:32,491 - Then I'll tell you. - Thank you. - You are a marcher! - Right. 416 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:35,424 The night of the murder... 417 00:29:35,881 --> 00:29:38,124 Where was I? I was there. 418 00:29:40,094 --> 00:29:42,199 Present. 419 00:29:42,418 --> 00:29:43,928 Well I never. 420 00:29:45,193 --> 00:29:47,577 Yes, I was with him, 421 00:29:47,677 --> 00:29:51,494 as he was stabbed in the back by an infamous betrayal. 422 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:56,608 But I told il Duce to give me carte blanche, 423 00:29:56,700 --> 00:30:00,780 So that in a jiffy I'd get rid of those traitors! 424 00:30:01,018 --> 00:30:04,733 Calm down, General, we're not talking about July 25, 425 00:30:04,813 --> 00:30:08,051 but the assassination of your brother Galeazzo. 426 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:12,931 Ah! Galeazzo! Ah, Galeazzo! 427 00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:17,292 The Assassination of Galeazzo! Do you know what? 428 00:30:17,391 --> 00:30:21,126 I'll tell you? There's only one answer. 429 00:30:22,010 --> 00:30:24,147 Then give us this answer! 430 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,829 Here it is! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 431 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,584 - Ah! - Right! 432 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:34,981 Yes, comrades. They were right to liquidise him, 433 00:30:35,123 --> 00:30:37,587 My brother was a dirty bit of work. 434 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:40,010 He was someone I kept an eye on. 435 00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:43,615 An anti-fascist who's gone the way he deserved. 436 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,692 - Gone the way he deserved? - Yes - Who you kept an eye on? - Yes. 437 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:49,977 - But where were you, the night of 8th? - Where was I? - Yes. 438 00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:53,735 Breaking my balls in Greece. No, I'd already retreated. 439 00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:56,573 It was the retreat of the Don. Actually, no. 440 00:30:56,660 --> 00:31:01,893 I was in retreat, but don't remember which one. There are so many! 441 00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:05,867 - General! Try to remember. - Remember? - Yes. 442 00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:09,012 I'll give it some thought? With permission. 443 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,430 Who listens to "po-po-po-pom" in my house? 444 00:31:27,529 --> 00:31:29,357 Who listens to Radio London? 445 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:33,931 - He was drumming! - While I speak, he's drumming? 446 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:38,616 Listen, I'll pack you off to the border, prancing around in Ponza, got it? 447 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,510 General, information is gold, we need it. 448 00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:43,617 - Need it? - Yes. 449 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:47,495 - You even have a gold ring! - If not, I wouldn't be married. - Bravo! 450 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:50,538 He didn't march on Rome, listened to Radio London, 451 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:53,578 And didn't hand over his gold ring to his country. 452 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:58,421 Young man! Forget about the border! I'll have you shot! 453 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,572 - Colonel! A rifle and 12 soldiers. - 12? - Yes. 454 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:06,529 - Take it easy. - I'll do it for you, because you marched on Rome. 455 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:10,900 - But I didn't. - You will! Your friend saved you! 456 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:14,812 The Torrealta are no longer above all suspicion. 457 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,415 Something must be done, The papers are all over us. 458 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:21,810 Let's check the alibi of the Baroness and the General. 459 00:32:22,212 --> 00:32:23,572 Come in. 460 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,567 If we only knew where they were that damn evening, 461 00:32:26,704 --> 00:32:29,172 - Where they were! - Yeah, where? 462 00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:31,881 - What's this? - The medical report. 463 00:32:32,189 --> 00:32:34,610 I'm already aware of it. 464 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:38,930 Commissioner, it says that the blow went straight to the heart 465 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:41,228 with an expert hand. 466 00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:46,415 - It could be a clue that leads us to the surgeon. - On the face of it. 467 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,937 The Professor is the only Torrealta with an airtight alibi. 468 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:56,014 He was in the operating room from 22:00 to 7:00 the next day. 469 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:59,809 Virtually all night. There's the testimony of everyone. 470 00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:03,575 Nurses and the five patients that he operated on. 471 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:10,019 The net closes in: the surgeon is out of the question. 472 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:26,738 Ready! Here comes the professor. 473 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:30,256 - Good morning. - Are you ready? - Yes, the mask. 474 00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:33,298 - Mask. - Mask. - Hurry! 475 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,817 - Mask? - What are you doing? I've dropped my glasses. They're broken! 476 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,095 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 477 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:44,378 - The glasses on the ground? There are microbes. - I'm sorry. - Damn you! 478 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:46,974 A pair of glasses for the professor. 479 00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:50,814 - Where's the patient? - There. - Where "there"? "There" is random. 480 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:56,054 - To the right. - Which right? - That one! - Let's see. Ah, there. 481 00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:58,121 Finally got there? Yes, 482 00:33:58,339 --> 00:34:01,002 It's him. Finally got there? 483 00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:06,897 - Now we know he's there, let's go meet him. 484 00:34:07,220 --> 00:34:10,205 - So... - What are you looking for? 485 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,530 - The head. - Where do you want it? 486 00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:16,409 Not there. Where have you put it? Pull down your mask! 487 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:19,617 - Where do you want it? In its place! - At the head! - At the head. 488 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:23,454 We know! We studied anatomy! 489 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:26,397 Here it is! Good morning, Ma'am. 490 00:34:26,575 --> 00:34:28,781 - It's a man. - You're a man? 491 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:32,490 - What a ghastly mug. - Ever looked in the mirror? 492 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:34,777 What bad manners. 493 00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:37,956 Eh? Who told you to be so familiar? 494 00:34:38,532 --> 00:34:40,637 I meant you don't look well. 495 00:34:40,756 --> 00:34:42,544 - Sorry. - Sorry nothing. 496 00:34:42,723 --> 00:34:46,458 - I won't operate! - No! - Each to their place! 497 00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:49,097 - Taken his temperature? - Not yet. 498 00:34:49,216 --> 00:34:50,666 This is scorching! 499 00:34:51,262 --> 00:34:54,017 - He has a high fever. - Not there! 500 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:58,093 - You want to teach me how to take a temperature? - It's another head. 501 00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:01,252 - Another head? - Yes. - The patient has two heads! 502 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:05,652 - It's true! Whose head is this? - Biagini. - Don't get in the way. 503 00:35:07,827 --> 00:35:09,297 The pulse. 504 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:16,250 - He's on his way out. - Why? 505 00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:19,457 I don't wish to be a bird of ill omen but this one... 506 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:23,852 - Where am I going? - There! - Where "there"? - Where everyone goes. 507 00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:26,898 Today you, tomorrow him. One at a time you leave. 508 00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:30,416 - The wrist is mine. - Then you're going. Who asked for your wrist? 509 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:35,494 - Perhaps you, absent mindedly... - You meddler. Give me your wrist. 510 00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:42,458 - I said the wrist, not the foot. - No, it's... - It's the wrist! - Yes. 511 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:45,617 - Now then... Listen for me. 512 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:48,279 - Listen to what? - I want to ascertain. 513 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:53,938 - Huh? - The professor didn't speak. 514 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:58,628 Who's there? When I'm working, no strangers in the operating room! 515 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:01,747 - There's no one there. - That sailor? 516 00:36:02,343 --> 00:36:03,456 It's Sister. 517 00:36:03,734 --> 00:36:07,588 Of the sailor? If she's the Admiral's sister, I don't want her here! 518 00:36:07,727 --> 00:36:09,490 All out! The patient no! 519 00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:13,255 - She's the nursing sister. - Then why say she's the Admiral's sister? 520 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,093 - I didn't say so. - It was him! - No. 521 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:20,378 Don't try and be funny, if not, I'm leaving. Shut up! 522 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:24,214 - Where do I operate? - The abdomen. - Abdomen. 523 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,337 Why did you put the stomach on top? Turn him over. 524 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:31,174 - The stomach is in its right position. - Ah, yes. 525 00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:34,889 Courage, it's a delicate moment. 526 00:36:35,486 --> 00:36:39,371 Uncover the stomach. Don't look! Scalpel. 527 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:41,347 Scalpel. 528 00:36:41,685 --> 00:36:43,513 Scalpel... here it is. 529 00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:47,979 What's this? It's iron, but no blade. How do I cut? 530 00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:51,689 - The blade is here. - Where? - You've covered it up! - Of course! 531 00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:55,534 - Here are your glasses. - Yes. With glasses it's better. - Of course. 532 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,444 Put on my glasses. Like that 533 00:36:58,702 --> 00:37:00,351 That's it. That's it. 534 00:37:00,641 --> 00:37:02,608 - Now then... - Professor! 535 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:06,901 Professor! Aren't you going to put me to sleep? 536 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:11,855 - You're asleep. - No, I'm awake. - He's ignoring the progress of science. 537 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:15,774 - We're already using local anesthetic. - Don't worry. 538 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:19,773 Be a patient and be patient. Everyone to his own job. 539 00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:23,375 - You, what's your trade? - Butcher. - Me too. 540 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:27,081 Me too, I'm not a butcher! I'm a surgeon. Relax. 541 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,451 Relax. 542 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,572 - Pretend to be someone else. Want to read? - No. 543 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:35,050 - Want to make a call? - No. - Give him a phone. Glasses! 544 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:38,689 - There they are. A phone! - I don't want a phone! 545 00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:42,489 - Give the glasses to the professor. - Relax. Quiet. 546 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:48,973 - Professor! What are you doing? - Young man! I have to work! 547 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:53,019 I'm a surgeon, not a cobbler. Stop bothering me! 548 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:57,173 You're a patient with no patience! What a patient! Please be patient! 549 00:37:57,260 --> 00:38:00,293 Where are we? Chatting, moving, speaking. 550 00:38:00,393 --> 00:38:02,300 Mother of Mary! 551 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,858 Keep still! Keep him still! 552 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,809 If not, who knows? Too bad for you. 553 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:11,782 - It's here? - Further to the right. 554 00:38:12,001 --> 00:38:14,067 - Yes. - A little more. 555 00:38:14,285 --> 00:38:15,795 A teeny weeny bit. 556 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,979 - No! - Damn and blast! 557 00:38:18,118 --> 00:38:20,025 See how mistakes can happen. 558 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:22,999 - I was cutting the heart! - Professor! 559 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:27,372 What a lucky escape! Hold him! Hold him. One, two, three! 560 00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:36,573 - Feel any pain? - No. - Professor, I haven't felt anything. 561 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:40,096 Such is the human machine! What are you doing? 562 00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:43,536 - I wanted to see the machine. - No! Leave it to me! 563 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:49,217 I see a tangle of intestines, a filthy mess. 564 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:52,157 No offence, but internally you're disgusting! 565 00:38:52,237 --> 00:38:54,919 - Adhesions! - Yeah... 566 00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:58,809 - That reminds me, You know someone in the Ministry? - Yes. 567 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:02,017 - I've a problem with my tax... - Professor, I'm here. 568 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:05,014 Mind your own business. I too am a man, 569 00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:07,318 of flesh, blood and cartilage! 570 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,066 So... yes... 571 00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:14,570 It's not normal. He should have 36 metres of intestines. 572 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:18,494 But here there's 40, but I'm not a mathematician, get a ruler. 573 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:20,810 - Let's see. - Here's the ruler. 574 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,337 Let's see... one, and two, three, four and five. One more. Cut. 575 00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:27,615 - As usual? - Yes - Meaning? 576 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:31,295 After work, I always bring home a package... 577 00:39:31,981 --> 00:39:34,213 I have a tabby cat... wonderful! 578 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,933 What are you saying! My guts to the cat? 579 00:39:37,072 --> 00:39:38,582 You're crazy? I'm joking! 580 00:39:38,741 --> 00:39:41,771 Give this crap to my cat? It's used to salmon. 581 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:44,454 You know what? I won't operate! 582 00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:48,055 Get dressed and get out. Go to another surgeon. 583 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,318 - Go where? - Enough! I'm fed up. 584 00:39:50,437 --> 00:39:52,503 - What? - We can't leave him open. 585 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:55,603 Sew him up again. So I cut badly, who cares! 586 00:39:55,682 --> 00:39:58,344 Needle and thread! Needle and thread! 587 00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:00,898 - Need, needle... Here it is. 588 00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:04,316 Silence. Shut up! 589 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:07,152 It's getting on my nerves. 590 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:11,136 - Professor... - You thread it, you've good eyesight. 591 00:40:17,087 --> 00:40:18,024 Silence! 592 00:40:18,203 --> 00:40:20,189 Oxygen and a straitjacket! 593 00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:25,449 Miss, it's three hours I've asked for my wife, connect us and don't shilly-shally. 594 00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:29,010 Oh, right! Hello? Is it you, dear? It's me. 595 00:40:29,172 --> 00:40:30,782 I feel bad, very bad. 596 00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:33,855 I've two ulcers and a double hernia. 597 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:38,218 I don't mean me! You know when I talk like this, I mean the patients! 598 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:42,179 We've been married 10 years and you still don't know? 599 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:45,836 Yes, I have to work all night. All night! 600 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:49,075 So sorry, I'm desolate, darling. 601 00:40:49,174 --> 00:40:51,578 I'm going to bed! 602 00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:54,438 Of course, where do you want me to go? 603 00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:57,080 Imagine, I'm already in my dressing gown! 604 00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,444 Dressing gown? Okay, 605 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:02,225 I'll see you tomorrow, late. 606 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,704 - Pandoro. - Professor. 607 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,949 I've got to get away, unseen. 608 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:10,740 - Do like the other night. - The other...? 609 00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:14,415 - Professor, if they find out... - Who's going to find out? 610 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:19,369 Put on the glasses, cap, the mask and everyone will believe it's me. 611 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:22,418 - Professor! - Pandoro! 612 00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:25,999 I created you and I can destroy you. 613 00:41:26,158 --> 00:41:29,059 - You want the post? - Yes - Then obey. - Yes. 614 00:41:29,218 --> 00:41:30,927 I'll do what you want. 615 00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:35,198 - Professor, also tonight... - Yes, also tonight! 616 00:41:39,543 --> 00:41:42,106 I'll take them both, together. 617 00:41:58,060 --> 00:41:59,515 Finally! 618 00:42:04,442 --> 00:42:06,846 - Did anyone see you? - No, but it's too risky. 619 00:42:07,005 --> 00:42:08,915 - I'm scared. - Me too! 620 00:42:09,055 --> 00:42:11,757 I shouldn't have listened to you. The two of us here. 621 00:42:11,856 --> 00:42:14,677 I had to talk to you. The phone may be bugged. 622 00:42:14,995 --> 00:42:16,610 The police suspect me. 623 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,663 What do I care about the police? It's my husband I'm afraid of! 624 00:42:20,782 --> 00:42:25,012 - They asked where I was the night of the crime. - What did you say? 625 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:28,640 - Relax, I said I was at the cinema. - Thank goodness. 626 00:42:28,858 --> 00:42:30,903 But they didn't believe me. 627 00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:34,658 And that's not all. My wife looks at me with those eyes. 628 00:42:34,996 --> 00:42:37,420 - What eyes? - Of a murderer! 629 00:42:37,778 --> 00:42:41,218 - Lallo, my husband too. - What? 630 00:42:41,337 --> 00:42:44,516 I don't know, something in his eyes, his voice. 631 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,743 Oh, Lallo, I know he'd be capable of murder. 632 00:42:47,981 --> 00:42:50,366 Don't worry, we're safe here. 633 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:53,692 And then I'm here. If necessary, I know how to defend you. 634 00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:57,614 My husband! Let's run for it! 635 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,656 Stay calm. 636 00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:06,495 Carlo, don't shoot. Try to understand, with the wife I have! 637 00:43:06,580 --> 00:43:10,066 I know she's your sister, but you don't know how awful she is! 638 00:43:10,344 --> 00:43:12,291 A man's not made of wood! 639 00:43:12,627 --> 00:43:14,095 Stay where you are! 640 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:17,377 - What are you doing down there? - Praying! 641 00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:22,409 - Search him. - Even the lady? - No. There's no need. 642 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,754 - The lady and I know one another. - Who is she? 643 00:43:25,972 --> 00:43:27,899 Donna Fiore di Torrealta. 644 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:31,251 - The wife of the surgeon. - Don't mind appearances. 645 00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:34,096 Forget it. Rather tell me, 646 00:43:34,513 --> 00:43:37,434 - Do you know this handwriting? - No. 647 00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:41,291 - And you? - No. 648 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:44,101 Chief, there's no one here. 649 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,325 Maybe Diabolicus has fooled us. 650 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:54,611 This anonymous letter says that Diabolicus would act here tonight. 651 00:43:56,130 --> 00:43:58,892 If Diabolicus is not in here, 652 00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,336 maybe he wanted to throw us off. 653 00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:05,897 - If so, it means that he will act, but not here. - Where? 654 00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:10,019 If, as we suspect, he's one of Torrealta... 655 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:12,375 as he killed Galeazzo, for the legacy... 656 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:15,657 tonight he'll try to kill one of the other siblings. 657 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,971 Hurry! Maybe we'll arrive in time. 658 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:26,622 I didn't think the decisive game would have happened so soon. 659 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:34,040 You're in poor form, Laudomia. This is my evening. 660 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,672 You've forgotten me. 661 00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:40,057 I'll plunge straight ahead. 662 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:43,815 - With one strike will reach my goal. - Hah! 663 00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:55,165 Straight... 664 00:44:55,503 --> 00:44:57,649 as the blade of a dagger. 665 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:02,545 Laugh all you want, comrade brother. 666 00:45:03,419 --> 00:45:06,856 He who laughs last laughs longest. 667 00:45:11,189 --> 00:45:15,417 My dear brothers, you'll first have to deal with me. 668 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,205 And who says it's not me who'll eliminate both of you? 669 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:27,532 Laudomia, are you sure that there's no one at home? 670 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:30,225 Of course, it's the servants night off. 671 00:45:31,497 --> 00:45:36,678 - And besides the domestics? - No one. You can get as drunk as you like. 672 00:45:39,540 --> 00:45:43,896 There's Angelo, the gardener, but he's sleeping in the lodge. 673 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:48,139 When I went to get this bottle he was snoring. 674 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:52,450 If there was anyone else, I'd offer a normal drink, 675 00:45:52,609 --> 00:45:54,079 not this one. 676 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:57,174 This is from my special reserve. 677 00:45:57,631 --> 00:45:59,221 Secret! 678 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:08,335 Drink, it's like an elixir of youth. 679 00:46:20,875 --> 00:46:22,644 Drink it later. 680 00:46:22,723 --> 00:46:25,246 I wouldn't want a shaky hand. 681 00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:28,381 This time I'll strike both at once. 682 00:46:28,645 --> 00:46:30,830 Up to the hilt? 683 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,552 Right. 684 00:46:33,929 --> 00:46:36,254 Up to... the hilt. 685 00:46:43,283 --> 00:46:46,409 Damn! Now it's up to you. 686 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,650 Charles, Qu'est-ce que tu fais? 687 00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:52,858 Your vision is getting worse. Even without drinking. A bad sign! 688 00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:55,911 It's a sign of premature aging. 689 00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:58,454 If I were you, I'd drink my elixir. 690 00:46:58,660 --> 00:47:01,254 Even you too, Scipione. 691 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:05,151 You'll need my elixir: a drink, and eternal youth. 692 00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:12,493 Scipione, you're distracted! Play. 693 00:47:16,516 --> 00:47:20,890 - You're also inaccurate. - It's up to you, dear. - I know. 694 00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:30,782 - Your time has come. - I really want to win this game. 695 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,496 Diabolic... 696 00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:26,329 Laudomia, where have you been? 697 00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:30,618 I'd not seen either you or Carlo so I came looking for you. 698 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:33,189 But I didn't find you, so I'm back. 699 00:49:33,308 --> 00:49:35,553 - Where's Carlo? - No matter where Carlo is. 700 00:49:35,672 --> 00:49:37,401 Now he's out of the game. 701 00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:40,538 And it's with you, dear, I must deal! 702 00:49:48,100 --> 00:49:52,015 There, my dear, you are done for. 703 00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:54,896 It was a while waiting for this moment! 704 00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:02,326 Fifty and twelve: sixty two. 705 00:50:03,021 --> 00:50:05,843 And eight: sixty 706 00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:10,412 94, and so on... 707 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:17,816 Laudomia, damn it! 708 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:03,685 Ah yes, no doubt about it, 709 00:51:03,883 --> 00:51:07,528 these three anonymous letters explain everything. 710 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:11,853 They were written by the same hand, as that of the murderer. 711 00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:16,359 to not take too many risks, after the assassination of Galeazzo, Diabolicus 712 00:51:16,756 --> 00:51:21,448 must gather his victims together in one place. 713 00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:25,708 And be sure that the police won't interfere, and he succeeded. 714 00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:29,199 With the first anonymous letter 715 00:51:29,874 --> 00:51:32,069 he misled us. 716 00:51:34,453 --> 00:51:38,030 The other two letters found on the corpses explain everything. 717 00:51:38,149 --> 00:51:39,996 Really diabolical. 718 00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:47,093 It wasn't easy to attract the surgeon here. 719 00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:51,617 But Diabolicus knows only one thing can get him away from his operating theatre. 720 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:53,622 - You Madame. - Me? 721 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,329 Yes, exactly. 722 00:51:55,580 --> 00:52:00,290 Your husband loved you and Diabolicus has used his jealousy. 723 00:52:00,834 --> 00:52:03,338 Instilled in him the suspicion of betrayal, 724 00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:07,695 And with this made him believe that he had the proof. 725 00:52:07,850 --> 00:52:11,690 Here it is written that if he goes in the attic 726 00:52:12,068 --> 00:52:14,296 he'd catch them in the act. 727 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:20,296 Carlo went into the attic, but there only found the murderous dagger. 728 00:52:20,380 --> 00:52:23,591 With regard to Baroness Laudomia who you have 729 00:52:23,728 --> 00:52:26,368 unfairly maligned... 730 00:52:26,620 --> 00:52:31,899 She had some mania, but all the Torrealtas were a bit neurotic. 731 00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:34,087 But she wasn't a murderer. 732 00:52:34,246 --> 00:52:37,723 This harmless liquor proves it. 733 00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:42,731 For the Baroness, it was sufficient for her to be the host. 734 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:47,265 All that remained was to draw here the general. 735 00:52:48,547 --> 00:52:51,136 But to get him here was for Diabolicus 736 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,759 a little joke. 737 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:57,162 It was enough, with a third letter, 738 00:52:57,401 --> 00:52:59,686 to make his deranged mind believe 739 00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:04,265 that there would be a conference of anti-fascists, 740 00:53:04,419 --> 00:53:06,269 American parachutists. 741 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:10,640 Because he came armed with a dagger and hand grenades. 742 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:14,134 For him there was no salvation. 743 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:17,053 We alone could have saved him. 744 00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:20,068 If instead of going to his home, 745 00:53:20,247 --> 00:53:22,194 we had come straight here. 746 00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:27,698 But all this doesn't tell us who is Diabolicus and if he'll strike again. 747 00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:30,589 That's true, Baron. It's true. 748 00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:35,146 But it is also true what I told you before. 749 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,783 The net closes in... 750 00:53:38,438 --> 00:53:40,823 The net closes in! 751 00:54:08,116 --> 00:54:09,824 The only... 752 00:54:10,182 --> 00:54:13,857 The only survivor of a great family. 753 00:54:14,652 --> 00:54:16,102 That's true. 754 00:54:16,361 --> 00:54:19,370 And also the only heir. 755 00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:22,657 What? What do you mean by that? 756 00:54:22,955 --> 00:54:26,690 - Nothing! - The Monsignor is a holy man, understand? 757 00:54:38,285 --> 00:54:41,729 - Please. - Thank you. - Sit down. 758 00:54:46,355 --> 00:54:48,694 I'm at your complete disposal. 759 00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:51,540 Thank you. Excuse us, 760 00:54:51,699 --> 00:54:55,037 we are forced to ask you some questions. 761 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:59,701 In the hope that you can give us some detail, enlighten us. 762 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:05,148 Son, only faith can enlighten hearts and minds. 763 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,619 Excuse me, what is your idea...? 764 00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:13,632 - You didn't imagine this? - What are your thoughts regarding... 765 00:55:13,910 --> 00:55:15,599 yes, these crimes? 766 00:55:15,781 --> 00:55:16,595 Right. 767 00:55:16,734 --> 00:55:18,761 The ways of Providence 768 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,443 are mysterious and endless. 769 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:23,569 Providence? 770 00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:27,301 Excuse me but, regarding these crimes, 771 00:55:27,381 --> 00:55:30,975 - I don't see it as Providence... - Let me explain. 772 00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:35,657 Gentlemen, know that after the disaster which befell me 773 00:55:35,740 --> 00:55:39,210 I allude to the death of my poor brethren... 774 00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:43,771 I entered into possession of the fortune of the Torrealta. 775 00:55:43,919 --> 00:55:46,025 - Did you know? - Yes... 776 00:55:46,144 --> 00:55:49,492 - Well, vaguely... - You knew! - Yes. 777 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:53,554 Well, I will use this fortune... 778 00:55:53,752 --> 00:55:56,693 to put an end, finally... 779 00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:59,777 to an injustice committed by my poor father... 780 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:03,648 And perpetuated by my brothers and me. 781 00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:08,768 Only then will their souls have peace in Purgatory... 782 00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:10,816 And I on this earth. 783 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:16,005 Monsignor mentioned an injustice, right? 784 00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:19,005 Yes, I'm sorry, Monsignor, 785 00:56:19,144 --> 00:56:21,905 what would it be, this injustice? 786 00:56:24,861 --> 00:56:27,265 A secret, yes, 787 00:56:27,503 --> 00:56:30,702 A terrible secret of our great family. 788 00:56:31,815 --> 00:56:34,299 A illegitimate child. 789 00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:37,577 A sixth brother who doesn't bear our name. 790 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:41,275 He was abandoned in infancy without receiving 791 00:56:41,413 --> 00:56:44,254 any moral aid. Nor material. 792 00:56:44,460 --> 00:56:47,338 The poor man has fallen so low! 793 00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:51,640 - So he could be the murder. - You think so? Why? 794 00:56:52,017 --> 00:56:53,813 Hatred is a motive! 795 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:57,654 Resentment towards his brothers who have abandoned him. 796 00:56:57,724 --> 00:56:59,850 No, gentlemen, no! 797 00:57:00,029 --> 00:57:03,258 Do not add slander to the evil that has befallen him. 798 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:06,969 - And he could not be the murderer. - Why not? 799 00:57:07,060 --> 00:57:09,096 He has fallen so low. 800 00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:13,412 So low that for six months he languishes in a terrible prison. 801 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,536 - Deus meus, forgive me. - What? 802 00:57:16,735 --> 00:57:19,156 - No, I was talking to... - Praying. 803 00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:24,972 How lucky Pasquale is! What luck! 804 00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:29,019 You'll be rich, rich! You'll have money, hand over fist! 805 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:34,174 Look! The ace of cups in the middle of the three of diamonds and the knight of swords. 806 00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:37,730 And the king of clubs will poke your eyes out. 807 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:41,018 What are you saying, these are the cards! 808 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:45,071 I'm a poor unfortunate. You know why I'm here? 809 00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:49,139 To earn a piece of honest bread, I was a look out... 810 00:57:52,106 --> 00:57:54,374 What a rogue you are! 811 00:57:54,460 --> 00:57:57,133 - Bastard. - Me? - Informer. - Me? 812 00:57:57,220 --> 00:58:00,656 You set up this trick to get me to talk, but I'll kill you! 813 00:58:00,740 --> 00:58:03,208 - What informer! - I'll kill you! 814 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:06,497 I'm a criminal, certified insane. 815 00:58:06,580 --> 00:58:10,493 - I killed my wife and my mother-in-law. - Word of honor. 816 00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:12,496 You're a gentleman. 817 00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:20,492 Here they often do these tricks to get me to talk, but I won't speak. 818 00:58:20,691 --> 00:58:24,492 If I named names, I'd be out immediately, but I keep schtum! 819 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:29,210 I'll do the full 18 months inside. Besides, outside, where would I go? 820 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:32,690 - Bonocore? - Who is it? - The governor. - I'm coming. 821 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:36,773 The governor wants me to talk, but I won't talk. Come on. 822 00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:42,947 You promise! And expect me to swallow it? 823 00:58:43,059 --> 00:58:47,231 According to you I'd have 2 billion in round figures, 824 00:58:47,470 --> 00:58:49,953 - Cash, maybe. - Cash and property. 825 00:58:50,092 --> 00:58:51,006 Property? 826 00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:54,616 And if I speak, if I say the names, you let me go. 827 00:58:54,676 --> 00:58:55,848 Yes. 828 00:58:55,967 --> 00:58:59,574 Governor, what kind of a fool do you take me for? 829 00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:03,733 Bonocore, you are free not to name names and to stay here. 830 00:59:04,051 --> 00:59:08,177 When you've served your sentence go to the notary and you'll be convinced. 831 00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:13,254 - Now you can go. - Come on. - Wait, wait. What's the rush? 832 00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:18,727 - It's a trap? - No! Here is the act of donation signed by the Monsignor. 833 00:59:18,985 --> 00:59:23,257 So I'm the master of 2 billion? 834 00:59:23,396 --> 00:59:25,541 Yes, we've been saying so for half an hour! 835 00:59:25,681 --> 00:59:30,660 - These are yours. Yours! - I get it! - Apparently not! 836 00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:33,732 - 2 billion. - Yes. - So, I'm rich. - Very rich. 837 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:36,334 And a rich man in here? 838 00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:39,587 If I talk, if I name names, 839 00:59:39,825 --> 00:59:41,991 - you let me go? - Of course. 840 00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:45,257 - Can I talk? Can anyone hear me? - No. 841 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:50,176 - He can hear? - He's the notary! 842 00:59:50,374 --> 00:59:53,136 That night, us thieves we were four. 843 01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,899 - Hi. Come out. - Look who's here! 844 01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:07,111 Carmelo the Neapolitan... Club-foot Chico... 845 01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:09,633 Nando Jelly-belly. 846 01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:13,300 There's also Scarface Gigi. How's things? 847 01:00:13,419 --> 01:00:16,737 Bad. It smells of burning inside. 848 01:00:16,916 --> 01:00:20,733 - In which wing? - Who? - The stool pigeon, Bonocore. 849 01:00:20,890 --> 01:00:22,519 He's been released. 850 01:00:22,658 --> 01:00:25,735 He's released because he ratted. But even so I'll kill him. 851 01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:28,778 - Kill him by mail? - You'll not be responsible. 852 01:00:28,860 --> 01:00:32,011 You don't know me, but he knows who is Scarface Gigi. 853 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:35,217 If he did this it's because he's tired of life! 854 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:36,966 Come on. 855 01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:44,373 To the bequest left by your sister, we need to add a Fiat 1100. 856 01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:48,214 What? That's enough to make a cat laugh. 857 01:00:48,431 --> 01:00:52,259 Do you think a man in my position goes around in a Fiat 1100? 858 01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:55,776 - I need a spacious Cadillac, a Lincoln. - All right. 859 01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:58,135 A custom built coach! 860 01:00:58,220 --> 01:00:59,981 I explained myself badly. 861 01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:04,223 - I meant, 1,100 Fiat shares. - Which is 862 01:01:04,740 --> 01:01:08,813 - Shares and securities. Of the Fiat company. - Go on! 863 01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:11,609 There are also 3,000 Montecatini. 864 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:16,330 Are you kidding me? You've come or they sent you to tease me? 865 01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:19,452 3,000 Montecatini? There's only one Montecatini! 866 01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:22,179 I know because I went there on holiday! 867 01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:27,334 - I explained badly again. - A recidivist. - Yes, a recidivist. 868 01:01:27,420 --> 01:01:31,208 Tell me the truth, look me in the eyes. Man to man. 869 01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:34,282 You, in the first person, 870 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:37,177 - are not really a notary? - Why not? 871 01:01:37,356 --> 01:01:41,548 - A notary, unlicensed. - Why unlicensed. I'm a notary. 872 01:01:42,362 --> 01:01:46,088 - Not a shyster? - Proper lawyer! Lawyer! 873 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:49,574 - Now he says "lawyer". - I've always said so. 874 01:01:49,852 --> 01:01:51,958 I've always said so, a lawyer. 875 01:01:52,037 --> 01:01:53,289 You've an office? 876 01:01:53,448 --> 01:01:56,133 An ancient office! My great-grandfather's. 877 01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:59,576 From father to son, so it came down to me. 878 01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:02,697 - But clients... - Packed! So many clients. 879 01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:07,900 - Ask about the notary Cuckuzza! - I know his son! 880 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,199 - Cuckoo in the nest. - Don't say that... 881 01:02:11,298 --> 01:02:14,787 - He's not my son, I have no sons. - I could have sworn! 882 01:02:15,006 --> 01:02:16,734 Cut that out. 883 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:20,216 Here's is a list of real estate left by Professor Carlo. 884 01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:22,689 - Sure it's real? - Real estate, left by... 885 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:25,857 - Bed, beds... - Real estate, real estate. 886 01:02:26,036 --> 01:02:28,420 - Houses, mansions... - Explain... 887 01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:30,029 I'm a billionaire. 888 01:02:30,168 --> 01:02:33,188 You're talking to a billionaire, not a fool! 889 01:02:33,340 --> 01:02:36,855 - Give me a chance. - I'm giving you a chance. Come on. 890 01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:41,172 - Professor Carlo... - My brother. - He left two model clinics. 891 01:02:41,260 --> 01:02:44,650 - Model clinics? - Only models? - Two perfect clinics. 892 01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:47,300 - There are people? - Sick? - Yes. 893 01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:51,259 Let's make a clean sweep. The clinic must be vacated! 894 01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:55,333 I'll wallow in it. I have 2 clinics. I need them. 895 01:02:55,420 --> 01:02:59,254 - Do what you want, but there are seriously ill patients. - Seriously? 896 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,331 - Kick them out! - The sick? 897 01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:04,351 How long will they live? How long? 898 01:03:04,410 --> 01:03:06,020 How long? 3 or 4 days? 899 01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:09,371 - Kick them out! - But how, "kick them out"? 900 01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:13,650 - What are you doing? - There's ashes on it. 901 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:16,937 Among the properties left by the General, 902 01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:20,057 Includes a gold bust of il Duce. 903 01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:22,498 Really? A bust? 904 01:03:22,836 --> 01:03:24,895 This is news to me. 905 01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:28,372 Who'd have thought the Duce had a bust? 906 01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:32,770 - That's why he stuck his chest out! - No he didn't have a bust! 907 01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:37,012 - He wore a bra. - No! - A corset? - Not that either! 908 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:40,490 - A fine guy! Says he has a bust, then denies it! - I didn't deny it. 909 01:03:40,591 --> 01:03:42,061 You denied it! 910 01:03:42,478 --> 01:03:45,608 No! I said he had a gold bust. The bust is a statue. 911 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:48,897 - With a bra. - No! - With a corset? - Are you kidding me? 912 01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:51,938 - Yes - Oh, yes? - No! - You admit you are? 913 01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:54,488 - I don't know... - You know that! - My hat! 914 01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:56,878 - Be patient! - What patience! 915 01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:58,810 What is it, here. 916 01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:01,612 The concierge has phoned. The police are on the way. 917 01:04:01,910 --> 01:04:05,094 The police? I'll scarper. What should I do? 918 01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:08,570 - Scarper you too. - Why? - If they discover you're not a notary. 919 01:04:08,660 --> 01:04:11,697 - They know everything! - I've nothing to fear, neither do you. 920 01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:15,898 It's all in good standing. The police will be here for the investigation. 921 01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:18,972 Searching for the guilty in the deaths of your brothers. 922 01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:22,894 - Why, my brothers didn't they die of disease? - No. 923 01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:25,883 - How did they die? - Didn't you know? 924 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:31,454 - Murdered. - Murdered? - Stabbed. - Stabbed? 925 01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:36,091 We came here to guard you against this Diabolicus. 926 01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:38,649 - Guard me against who? - Diabolicus. 927 01:04:38,769 --> 01:04:41,053 Diabolicus? Who is this? 928 01:04:41,220 --> 01:04:44,098 - The murderer. - But then it's him! - No. 929 01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:47,377 - The notary! Unregistered! - No! 930 01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:49,894 We know the notary Cuckuzza. 931 01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:54,132 - Diabolicus is an insane criminal who acts at night. - At night? - Yes. 932 01:04:54,220 --> 01:04:56,450 - All dressed in black. - Mamma Mia! 933 01:04:56,540 --> 01:05:01,811 - Know how he murdered your brother Galeazzo? - No, I don't know. 934 01:05:02,069 --> 01:05:05,697 The murderer entered this room, from that window. 935 01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:09,283 - Which window? - That one. - Good Lord! - He climbed through. 936 01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:17,291 - But what are you doing? - Defending myself! 937 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:22,454 - I'm not waiting for the police! - We've this to defend you. - And this. 938 01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:27,136 - The Tiger Agency, the most powerful private detectives in the city. 939 01:05:27,526 --> 01:05:31,736 - You, to the servants entrance. - Go! - You, upstairs. - Upstairs! 940 01:05:31,820 --> 01:05:34,732 - You pay us, so trust us. - Yes. 941 01:05:34,820 --> 01:05:39,257 - Forget these ridiculous things. - For you it's a ridiculous thing? 942 01:05:39,521 --> 01:05:44,807 Play down Diabolicus? Diabolicus is not a flipperty jibbert! 943 01:05:49,692 --> 01:05:52,752 Hello? It's you? 944 01:05:53,030 --> 01:05:55,116 A shadow has entered the front door. 945 01:06:04,966 --> 01:06:08,095 S-s-s-s-shoot him! 946 01:07:11,980 --> 01:07:15,052 Is there anyone? Is there... 947 01:07:15,140 --> 01:07:17,529 - Are you crazy? - Take him away. 948 01:07:17,748 --> 01:07:20,728 I'm the mailman! I have the uniform! 949 01:07:23,018 --> 01:07:26,049 - Search him. - Hands down! - Shut up! - No weapons. 950 01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,098 - What was in the bag? - Letters. - Only letters. 951 01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:33,268 Wait, I get it. Diabolicus disguised as a postman. 952 01:07:33,427 --> 01:07:34,797 Wait a minute. 953 01:07:35,175 --> 01:07:38,649 If you're a postman, reply to my questions. 954 01:07:38,740 --> 01:07:42,367 - I'm a postman. - Shut up! If you are a postman, answer. 955 01:07:42,466 --> 01:07:43,817 Speak! 956 01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:47,649 - Who are the letters for? - Who? - I don't know. - Why not? 957 01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:49,678 If you're a postman, you'd know! 958 01:07:49,797 --> 01:07:52,102 - Who are they for? - You must to know! 959 01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:55,989 - It says on the envelope! - That's not an answer. 960 01:07:56,207 --> 01:07:58,075 Reply technically! 961 01:07:59,101 --> 01:08:01,406 Calm down, one moment. 962 01:08:01,545 --> 01:08:04,286 Technically, who's the letter addressed to? 963 01:08:04,445 --> 01:08:05,776 The recipient! 964 01:08:05,995 --> 01:08:08,199 That's what I want know! 965 01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:11,767 If the recipient isn't available who do you return them to? 966 01:08:11,925 --> 01:08:13,416 To the sender. 967 01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:17,582 Calm down! 968 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,375 - Calm down! - Who is the sender? 969 01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:25,450 How much do you take to deliver the letter? 970 01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:27,198 Nothing. 971 01:08:28,430 --> 01:08:30,976 Take it easy. 972 01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:34,701 - I'm sorry. - Forget it. Now answer another question. 973 01:08:34,940 --> 01:08:37,304 Tell me what... 974 01:08:37,460 --> 01:08:39,358 Will you let me speak? 975 01:08:39,418 --> 01:08:41,941 - He really bugs me. - Take it easy. 976 01:08:42,170 --> 01:08:46,253 Tell me, the tip. What do you do when he gives you a tip? 977 01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:49,571 - I put it in my pocket. - He puts it in his pocket! 978 01:08:50,740 --> 01:08:54,050 - Calm down! - I am calm! 979 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:57,272 - Sir, calm down. - Let me. 980 01:08:57,454 --> 01:08:59,123 I've a tether at my end! 981 01:08:59,223 --> 01:09:02,379 - Never mind, let's proceed. - Go ahead. Reply. 982 01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:05,020 What do these letters mean? P and T? 983 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,305 - Answer! - I don't know. 984 01:09:08,119 --> 01:09:09,855 Post and Telegraph! 985 01:09:09,940 --> 01:09:13,214 See, you do know? Tell me yet another thing. 986 01:09:13,334 --> 01:09:16,115 How many types of money order are there? 987 01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:19,577 How many types? Answer! 988 01:09:19,660 --> 01:09:22,056 Answer! Answer! 989 01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:30,489 - Answer. - No answer. 990 01:09:30,648 --> 01:09:33,231 - No answer, why? - Damn! He's dead? 991 01:09:34,820 --> 01:09:37,778 - He's dead. - Dead? - You've killed you. - Us? 992 01:09:37,860 --> 01:09:42,297 - I don't know anything. - How dead! I'll bring him round! 993 01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:45,883 He wasn't dead! Then he was faking! 994 01:09:45,942 --> 01:09:48,128 The sneaky bastard. 995 01:09:48,460 --> 01:09:50,928 The final question. We've got him! 996 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:55,007 Tell me, tell me now... who is the Minister 997 01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:57,351 of Posts and Telecommunications? 998 01:09:57,580 --> 01:10:00,513 - I don't know. - He doesn't know. 999 01:10:00,692 --> 01:10:03,176 Lads, we've been mistaken. 1000 01:10:03,275 --> 01:10:04,845 He is a postman! 1001 01:10:05,043 --> 01:10:08,699 He doesn't know who is the Minister of Posts and Telecommunications! 1002 01:10:08,780 --> 01:10:11,162 Why didn't you say, you are a postman? 1003 01:10:11,302 --> 01:10:13,527 - Are you a postman? - Yes. 1004 01:10:13,820 --> 01:10:18,769 - Why didn't you say so? - Half an hour, I'm telling you! 1005 01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:21,996 Excuse us, we didn't hear you. 1006 01:10:22,175 --> 01:10:25,115 - Did I hurt you? - So much. - So much? 1007 01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:28,379 I bet you have a letter for me, in your bag. 1008 01:10:28,498 --> 01:10:30,564 Yes, in the pile. 1009 01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:33,618 It's in the pile. Poor fellow! 1010 01:10:35,484 --> 01:10:37,170 Sorry! 1011 01:10:37,260 --> 01:10:40,457 - Did I hurt his little footsy? - My foot. 1012 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:43,976 Your fetlocks, did I squash your fetlocks? 1013 01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:48,178 - There's a letter for you. - Is there? Let's have a look. 1014 01:10:48,260 --> 01:10:51,377 - Can't we get rid of him? - Of course. Come on. 1015 01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:56,739 Wait, I get it. He wants a tip Hang on a minute. 1016 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:59,233 - Got any change? - No. 1017 01:10:59,539 --> 01:11:02,162 Well, me neither, come back at Christmas! 1018 01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:04,872 - Here's your bag. - I'm not coming again. 1019 01:11:04,972 --> 01:11:07,117 The post, I'll post it. 1020 01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:13,537 These postmen are hard to please! 1021 01:11:13,813 --> 01:11:17,032 - Here's your letter. - You open it. 1022 01:11:17,489 --> 01:11:19,151 - It's addressed to you. - I pay? 1023 01:11:19,190 --> 01:11:20,959 - Yes. - You open it! 1024 01:11:21,038 --> 01:11:24,373 If there's a bomb inside? A poisoned letter... 1025 01:11:24,460 --> 01:11:28,055 - There's no danger. - Something plastic, they use plastic! 1026 01:11:28,661 --> 01:11:31,257 Point it over there, don't joke. 1027 01:11:39,324 --> 01:11:40,896 - What is it? - Here we are. 1028 01:11:41,231 --> 01:11:42,767 - Who is it? - It's him. 1029 01:11:42,926 --> 01:11:45,092 - Diabolical? - Diabolicus 1030 01:11:45,270 --> 01:11:47,615 Bonocore Your hour is near 1031 01:11:47,714 --> 01:11:48,807 Diabolicus 1032 01:11:51,890 --> 01:11:53,479 - I tell you what? - Tell. 1033 01:11:53,660 --> 01:11:56,936 - I wish that Diabolicus would come soon. - Are you crazy? 1034 01:11:57,020 --> 01:12:00,012 We'll put him somewhere safe and not talk about it anymore! 1035 01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:03,172 - It's safe to put him in the safe? - It's safe, no risk! 1036 01:12:03,260 --> 01:12:05,060 - For safety's sake? - For safety's sake. 1037 01:12:05,179 --> 01:12:07,186 With a safety pin! 1038 01:12:08,087 --> 01:12:09,875 This house will be for Diabolicus 1039 01:12:09,954 --> 01:12:12,319 nothing but a death trap. 1040 01:12:12,580 --> 01:12:16,937 There's a policeman to each tile of the house. 1041 01:12:17,020 --> 01:12:19,898 If I'd waited for the Commissioner...! 1042 01:12:19,980 --> 01:12:22,016 He doesn't know Diabolicus! 1043 01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:25,302 Luckily we're here to receive him as he deserves. 1044 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:30,576 If he dares to set foot in this house, I swear, he won't come out alive! 1045 01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:32,616 The dirty dog! 1046 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:40,611 Know what I'd say to him? If he came, this Mr. Diabolicus! 1047 01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:44,936 I'd like to see him face to face, this imbecile. Face to... 1048 01:12:46,512 --> 01:12:48,298 He... he... help! 1049 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:50,416 I'm sorry... 1050 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,361 Oh God, no! Help! 1051 01:12:53,910 --> 01:12:55,043 Help! 1052 01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:57,360 Who is it? Help! 1053 01:12:58,155 --> 01:12:59,406 It's me! 1054 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:01,850 - Where's Diabolicus? - Diabolical? 1055 01:13:03,696 --> 01:13:05,376 Help! We got him! 1056 01:13:06,093 --> 01:13:10,409 - He's trapped! - He's trapped? - Call the police. 1057 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:13,812 - Hurry! - Hang on. - Hang on. 1058 01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:18,856 - Did you get him? - Yes, if we had waited for you! 1059 01:13:18,940 --> 01:13:21,249 - At last we'll see who you are. - Come on. 1060 01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,080 Uncover him. 1061 01:13:24,298 --> 01:13:26,424 What? Scarface? 1062 01:13:26,692 --> 01:13:29,880 Look who it is. Scarface Gigi - Exactly. 1063 01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:35,108 - Scarface Gigi. Do you know him? - We're friends, indeed, we were friends. 1064 01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:39,128 I escaped from jail to skin you alive. 1065 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:41,332 I disguised myself to put the blame on Diabolicus. 1066 01:13:41,431 --> 01:13:44,570 I wrote the letter with the warning and then I came. 1067 01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:47,219 I thought that killing you would be easy. 1068 01:13:47,318 --> 01:13:48,907 Instead, I found them. 1069 01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:52,769 - Silence. - Silence! - I said silence! - Exactly. 1070 01:13:52,860 --> 01:13:55,932 - You mean you're not Diabolicus? - Me, Diabolicus? 1071 01:13:56,020 --> 01:14:00,252 I think he's telling the truth. I'm familiar with this Scarface Gigi. 1072 01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:04,777 - A criminal of a very inferior type. - Inferior? 1073 01:14:04,860 --> 01:14:07,374 It's a matter of class, Gigi! 1074 01:14:07,460 --> 01:14:12,136 Besides, when the crimes occurred, he was under special surveillance. 1075 01:14:12,220 --> 01:14:15,974 Yes, I went to sign the register every night at the police station. 1076 01:14:16,060 --> 01:14:20,133 - So he's not Diabolicus. - No. - Back to the start! All over again. 1077 01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:24,816 No I'm not Diabolicus, but we really hope he'll skin you alive! 1078 01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:28,290 They'll do it! What are you doing here? 1079 01:14:28,618 --> 01:14:31,895 - You got someone who wasn't Diabolicus. - You got him, not us! 1080 01:14:31,980 --> 01:14:36,178 But did you get the real one? Listen, I want to be protected! 1081 01:14:36,260 --> 01:14:38,899 I pay taxes. The State must protect me. 1082 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:43,258 - I want the police, the infantry... - Don't overdo it! 1083 01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:46,218 Don't raise your voice! Understand. 1084 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:49,576 Take an example from your brother, Monsignor Antonino. 1085 01:14:49,660 --> 01:14:52,755 Like you he's in danger, but lives peacefully, 1086 01:14:52,854 --> 01:14:54,245 under our protection. 1087 01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:58,817 Why not, he's a holy man. If he dies his place in Paradise is already booked. 1088 01:15:06,213 --> 01:15:07,286 Enter. 1089 01:15:09,260 --> 01:15:12,178 Monsignor, excuse me. 1090 01:15:12,913 --> 01:15:15,019 What is it? Come in. 1091 01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:21,439 - Monsignor? - What is it? 1092 01:15:21,558 --> 01:15:23,962 There's a woman outside. 1093 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:29,055 She says you sent for her and wrote her a note. 1094 01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:32,658 If she says so, why not believe her? Send her in. 1095 01:15:32,738 --> 01:15:35,698 - But... - What is it? 1096 01:15:35,837 --> 01:15:38,936 - She looks sinful! - Then don't look. 1097 01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:42,724 Indeed, to stay away from temptation, 1098 01:15:42,942 --> 01:15:45,167 go to Viterbo, to your aunt. 1099 01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:48,267 Take her my blessing. Go, Benedetto. 1100 01:15:48,485 --> 01:15:50,015 And you? 1101 01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:54,346 Son, I do not run these risks. 1102 01:15:54,406 --> 01:15:56,710 Yes, you are a holy man. 1103 01:15:56,820 --> 01:16:00,415 - Lucky you. - Thank you. Go to Viterbo! 1104 01:16:07,660 --> 01:16:11,539 - Please, Ma'am. - Come in. 1105 01:16:11,620 --> 01:16:14,913 - Monsignor. - How are you? 1106 01:16:15,648 --> 01:16:17,178 Please take a seat. 1107 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,471 Daughter, I know all about you. 1108 01:16:20,610 --> 01:16:22,478 Did you know... 1109 01:16:22,697 --> 01:16:24,604 I was the fianc�e of your brother? 1110 01:16:24,783 --> 01:16:27,612 Fianc�e! You could call it that! 1111 01:16:27,810 --> 01:16:30,107 Don't judge me too harshly. 1112 01:16:30,740 --> 01:16:34,407 I wanted to marry poor Galeazzo, but he didn't want to. 1113 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:38,162 I know! But Galeazzo was a fool. 1114 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:43,497 You're a fine bit of alright. 1115 01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:46,344 An American cigarette? 1116 01:16:46,523 --> 01:16:49,146 - No, I don't smoke. - Don't smoke. 1117 01:16:49,260 --> 01:16:51,761 So a bit of scotch whiskey? 1118 01:16:52,754 --> 01:16:55,272 - No thanks. I don't drink. - Don't drink. 1119 01:16:55,580 --> 01:17:00,131 - What? Except when you get a little tipsy... - You know that too! 1120 01:17:00,220 --> 01:17:02,842 Everything, from A to Z. 1121 01:17:02,901 --> 01:17:05,246 Fancy a little music? 1122 01:17:08,940 --> 01:17:10,673 Voil�! 1123 01:17:25,135 --> 01:17:31,090 I called you because you're a girl capable of anything, without scruples. 1124 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,953 I need a partner! Dance! 1125 01:17:34,112 --> 01:17:36,615 No, please, I want to go. 1126 01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:40,609 - Now comes the best bit? Here. - Let me go! 1127 01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:44,185 Stop calling my Monsignor! Call me by my name! 1128 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,808 But you... Who are you? 1129 01:17:52,947 --> 01:17:54,417 Don't you understand yet? 1130 01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:57,973 I'm Galeazzo! Your golden Galeazzo. 1131 01:17:58,108 --> 01:18:00,523 Want the proof, look! 1132 01:18:03,260 --> 01:18:05,216 - Are you convinced? - No! - It's me. 1133 01:18:06,817 --> 01:18:09,339 She's fainted? I didn't expect this! 1134 01:18:09,420 --> 01:18:13,035 If she's had a heart attack! Sit here. 1135 01:18:15,420 --> 01:18:18,499 Come on now. Wake up, wake up. 1136 01:18:20,307 --> 01:18:23,088 It's me, don't be afraid. Galeazzo. 1137 01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:28,658 Galeazzo, but is it really true? 1138 01:18:28,717 --> 01:18:32,015 Of course, it's me! 1139 01:18:32,293 --> 01:18:34,439 But... then... 1140 01:18:34,677 --> 01:18:37,280 The dead man in your house? Who was he? 1141 01:18:37,399 --> 01:18:42,010 Antonino, my brother, Monsignor. 1142 01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:46,790 The night of the murder, I asked him to come to my house and in fact... 1143 01:18:47,187 --> 01:18:48,876 He came. 1144 01:18:50,902 --> 01:18:55,174 He was a holy man. You could always turn to him 1145 01:18:55,293 --> 01:18:58,214 for any help, whatsoever. 1146 01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:02,895 And even me... 1147 01:19:03,094 --> 01:19:05,081 I got my help. 1148 01:19:07,380 --> 01:19:10,443 To you I gave a sleeping pill, the servants all fired, 1149 01:19:10,582 --> 01:19:12,509 I was alone with him. 1150 01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:15,887 Antonino, my dear brother, 1151 01:19:15,966 --> 01:19:19,463 tell me, did anyone see you come in? 1152 01:19:20,183 --> 01:19:23,561 No, dear brother. I think not. 1153 01:19:25,173 --> 01:19:27,935 But why all this mystery? - Yeah. 1154 01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:31,618 - You don't know... - What? 1155 01:19:31,777 --> 01:19:35,393 There is someone who has decided to kill you. 1156 01:19:36,540 --> 01:19:38,610 To kill me? 1157 01:19:38,829 --> 01:19:41,690 Good heavens! Who'd want to kill me? 1158 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:46,140 A certain Diabolicus. Do you know him? 1159 01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:50,295 - Me no. - Rather, yes! 1160 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:55,857 You see, me and Diabolicus are one and the same person! 1161 01:19:57,111 --> 01:20:01,541 Galeazzo what kind of a joke is this? Put down that letter opener! 1162 01:20:01,780 --> 01:20:04,303 It's not a letter opener, 1163 01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:06,250 it's a dagger! 1164 01:20:07,521 --> 01:20:08,813 No! 1165 01:20:09,702 --> 01:20:12,126 And you stabbed him? 1166 01:20:13,338 --> 01:20:15,026 Yes... yes. 1167 01:20:15,220 --> 01:20:18,576 Cold steel, the weapon of nobility. 1168 01:20:18,660 --> 01:20:21,150 I put him in my pajamas... 1169 01:20:21,666 --> 01:20:23,792 in my dressing gown... 1170 01:20:23,951 --> 01:20:26,136 and then died his hair. 1171 01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:28,967 Of course it was a dirty job, 1172 01:20:29,047 --> 01:20:31,927 but luckily no one was aware of the switch. 1173 01:20:32,060 --> 01:20:36,531 Yeah, but why? From an early age I was a real artist. 1174 01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:39,657 Imitating the voices and gestures of my brothers to perfection. 1175 01:20:39,740 --> 01:20:41,856 Monsignor was the least suspicious. 1176 01:20:41,940 --> 01:20:44,170 I could have chosen Scipione. 1177 01:20:44,260 --> 01:20:46,065 That high pitched whine. 1178 01:20:46,224 --> 01:20:47,257 The general 1179 01:20:47,396 --> 01:20:49,939 couldn't-stand-the-sight-of-me 1180 01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:53,012 Above all he was a maniac and stupid! 1181 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:56,905 Or Carlo, but with all those tics... 1182 01:20:57,188 --> 01:20:58,653 Far too tiring. 1183 01:20:58,820 --> 01:21:02,335 - But who sent you that little film? - That little film! 1184 01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:05,935 Sent by me, filmed by me, acted by me. 1185 01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:09,376 And it served to muddy the waters and remove the servants. 1186 01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:12,418 While it was easier to kill the other three... 1187 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:15,876 Between the attic and the billiard table... 1188 01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:20,257 - It was a diabolical plan. - What did you say? 1189 01:21:20,340 --> 01:21:24,135 - You were diabolical. - But I am Diabolicus! 1190 01:21:24,294 --> 01:21:26,857 Quiet, please, darling! 1191 01:21:27,473 --> 01:21:29,698 But why did you do all this? 1192 01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:33,533 Why did I do all this? 1193 01:21:33,692 --> 01:21:36,931 Why did I do all this? For the legacy! 1194 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:40,291 Because my assets was diminishing. 1195 01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:49,135 But now you have nothing. 1196 01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:53,452 I read that you gave everything to your brother. Is it true? 1197 01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:59,410 How could I enjoy the money in this ecclesiastical habit? 1198 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:02,617 - And now he'll enjoy it! - Oh, no! 1199 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:06,579 He'll enjoy only that which he's spent up to today. 1200 01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:10,341 Besides, no one will suspect it's him, 1201 01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:12,721 - when I will be killed. - What? 1202 01:22:12,900 --> 01:22:16,290 - You'll be killed too? - Yes - By whom? - By Diabolicus. 1203 01:22:16,380 --> 01:22:19,178 - But Diabolicus is you! - Exactly! 1204 01:22:19,260 --> 01:22:23,776 I'll kill my half-brother, put him in the clothes of the Monsignor, 1205 01:22:23,860 --> 01:22:28,536 I'll put on his and become the heir Pasquale Bonocore! 1206 01:22:29,940 --> 01:22:34,650 Then, the police will continue to seek Diabolicus and will not find him! 1207 01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:38,016 No! They'll find him, and put him in handcuffs. 1208 01:22:38,100 --> 01:22:42,556 - I don't understand anything anymore. - No? Come with me and see. 1209 01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:48,112 I am innocent. Laudomia, no! 1210 01:22:48,291 --> 01:22:51,847 It wasn't me, Commissioner, 1211 01:23:01,660 --> 01:23:04,128 - Who is it? - Can't you see? 1212 01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:08,372 A fine Diabolicus to serve piping hot to the police. 1213 01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:10,610 It's my brother-in-law, Michelino. 1214 01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:14,693 Two days ago he came here to seek advice, since I'm a prelate. 1215 01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:18,128 - What did you do? - Don't you see? 1216 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,334 I put him in a horizontal position. 1217 01:23:20,540 --> 01:23:25,250 A nice, hot coffee with a sleeping pill and two days later, still sleeping. 1218 01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:28,855 - And Pasquale? - I've prepared a magnificent trap. 1219 01:23:28,940 --> 01:23:33,809 I phoned I had doubts about the donation and he said he'd hurry over. 1220 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:37,327 He'll come with the police, they follow him forever! 1221 01:23:37,506 --> 01:23:40,049 - The police? - Yes, it's part of my plan. 1222 01:23:40,188 --> 01:23:43,486 Come, let's get ready to receive him. 1223 01:23:43,973 --> 01:23:47,509 You'll see how well I imitate the voice of Pasquale. 1224 01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:05,261 Hurry, come. 1225 01:25:05,419 --> 01:25:09,015 Help me. Undress him and dress him as a priest. 1226 01:25:09,339 --> 01:25:12,300 - I'm scared. - Scared, then don't look. 1227 01:25:12,439 --> 01:25:15,905 - Hurry up. - But he's dead! - Not yet! 1228 01:25:17,793 --> 01:25:20,613 Here's some dye. Whiten his hair. 1229 01:25:20,693 --> 01:25:23,136 But be quick. Take it, hurry. 1230 01:25:26,219 --> 01:25:27,769 Here we are... 1231 01:25:27,947 --> 01:25:33,012 I'll put on Pasquale's wig and we're done! 1232 01:25:34,623 --> 01:25:35,775 Adjust it a bit. 1233 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:40,014 Five nights without sleep, on account of this Diabolicus. 1234 01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:43,854 This surveillance of Bonocore is increasingly exhausting. 1235 01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:47,376 Now he's gone to visit his half-brother, the Monsignor! 1236 01:25:47,460 --> 01:25:52,693 That's nothing strange. It's his brother, you'd expect it. 1237 01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:54,736 But why decide now? 1238 01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:58,892 Don't tremble, everything will be fine. 1239 01:25:58,980 --> 01:26:02,049 And now, the finishing touch. 1240 01:26:02,208 --> 01:26:04,255 What a chiseller! 1241 01:26:06,897 --> 01:26:08,392 Dead! 1242 01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:16,498 Help! Police! 1243 01:26:18,172 --> 01:26:22,258 Diabolicus wants to kill me! Help! 1244 01:26:22,660 --> 01:26:24,251 Come quickly! 1245 01:26:24,340 --> 01:26:28,702 Commissioner! It's Diabolicus. I've caught him in the act. 1246 01:26:28,991 --> 01:26:30,402 Here he is. 1247 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:33,770 Stop, Bonocore. He's already stunned by your blows. 1248 01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:36,658 - You know how it is! - Stop! - I'll kill him! 1249 01:26:36,740 --> 01:26:39,698 Monsignor is dead. 1250 01:26:39,780 --> 01:26:43,847 - What have you to say for yourself? - Good morning, remember me? 1251 01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:46,491 - Cynical! - Cynical? Cynical 1252 01:26:46,580 --> 01:26:49,690 Good Lord! Laudomia! Dressed as a man! 1253 01:26:49,868 --> 01:26:50,862 No, calm down. 1254 01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:55,337 When I walked in, he'd already killed Monsignor and was about to kill her. 1255 01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:57,376 What's happening? 1256 01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:03,178 - Good Lord! - Calm down. - The horror! - Take it easy. 1257 01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:05,679 - Why are you here? - Yes. 1258 01:27:05,818 --> 01:27:07,944 Why are you here? 1259 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:10,096 I came here for spiritual advice. 1260 01:27:10,180 --> 01:27:13,297 All of a sudden the bell rang, 1261 01:27:13,380 --> 01:27:17,373 Monsignor, for some privacy, had me enter the other room. 1262 01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:19,878 Suddenly I heard a cry... 1263 01:27:20,156 --> 01:27:22,083 And I ran. 1264 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:25,417 And this man attacked me! 1265 01:27:25,536 --> 01:27:27,960 At this point I entered. The door was open. 1266 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,324 I saw Diabolical enter, I jumped on his back... 1267 01:27:30,463 --> 01:27:32,635 - And then I... - Stop! 1268 01:27:32,734 --> 01:27:35,535 I'm a tough customer! A rough customer! 1269 01:27:35,853 --> 01:27:38,652 You don't know who you're talking to. I was in jail. 1270 01:27:39,877 --> 01:27:42,897 - Diabolicus! Get him! - Baron, enough of this comedy! 1271 01:27:43,075 --> 01:27:44,336 Enough of it! 1272 01:27:44,420 --> 01:27:49,448 - I don't know who dressed me like this. - I'll have a bet that the suspect is you. 1273 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:52,612 - What are you saying? You're crazy? - How dare you? 1274 01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:56,371 - The Commissioner is crazy? - No! I'm not crazy. 1275 01:27:56,729 --> 01:28:00,570 Your plan was perfect. Killing the brothers, including this one. 1276 01:28:00,660 --> 01:28:04,858 He and his lover would come into possession of the inheritance. 1277 01:28:04,940 --> 01:28:07,977 - Well said! - But when he killed the three brothers, I was with you. 1278 01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:11,894 No, we left together, but while we, at his suggestion... 1279 01:28:11,980 --> 01:28:15,123 - He suggested? - I'll kill... - Stop! Stop! 1280 01:28:16,553 --> 01:28:18,296 - He suggested! - Stop! 1281 01:28:19,255 --> 01:28:21,520 He suggested going firstly to the General's house. 1282 01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:24,817 While he ran to your house and struck his blow. 1283 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,484 - Take him away. - Commissioner! 1284 01:28:28,278 --> 01:28:31,199 - Take him away! - What are you doing? 1285 01:28:31,988 --> 01:28:32,862 Take him away! 1286 01:28:38,981 --> 01:28:42,434 I must admit that if we've caught the murderer 1287 01:28:42,593 --> 01:28:44,600 the credit is all yours. 1288 01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:48,533 Commissioner, to collaborate, for me it was 1289 01:28:48,692 --> 01:28:51,057 a real pleasure, believe me. 1290 01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:55,388 - The Commissioner wants to examine the medical report? - Yes. 1291 01:29:07,543 --> 01:29:08,695 One moment. 1292 01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:39,098 A mask? But how? 1293 01:29:39,508 --> 01:29:42,336 When you dyed his hair didn't you notice? 1294 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:45,945 No, I didn't look. I was too upset. 1295 01:29:48,799 --> 01:29:51,124 Perhaps I understand. 1296 01:29:53,900 --> 01:29:56,778 Marquis Galeazzo, may I? 1297 01:30:02,420 --> 01:30:06,618 - The circle is complete! - Yeah! 1298 01:30:12,477 --> 01:30:16,857 I'm not stupid! To go there alone? What's the point of money? 1299 01:30:16,940 --> 01:30:19,693 I sent the private detective. 1300 01:30:19,780 --> 01:30:24,979 He was so happy! He told me: "Trust me." And I trusted him. 1301 01:30:25,060 --> 01:30:30,259 - So you suspected the Monsignor was a fake. - Yes. 1302 01:30:30,340 --> 01:30:34,538 You're relaxed now, and no longer afraid of Diabolicus? 1303 01:30:34,620 --> 01:30:38,460 You don't know me! Diabolicus, I don't give a fig! 1304 01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:40,944 Don't make me laugh! 1305 01:30:57,813 --> 01:31:00,415 Change the disc, put on a Cha cha cha. 1306 01:31:00,654 --> 01:31:03,124 - Pasquale, you dance? - Yes. Let's dance. 1307 01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:10,001 - It's the bell. - Yeah! 1308 01:31:11,193 --> 01:31:13,637 Us, afraid of the bell? 1309 01:31:14,466 --> 01:31:17,824 - I'm going to open it. - Yes - I'm going. 1310 01:31:24,340 --> 01:31:27,926 Are you Mr. Bonocore? 1311 01:31:28,442 --> 01:31:29,257 Yes. 1312 01:31:29,460 --> 01:31:33,851 You escaped Diabolicus, but you won't escape me! 1313 01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:38,425 But who are you? 1314 01:31:44,996 --> 01:31:47,937 I've come for your taxes! 1315 01:32:05,622 --> 01:32:09,372 Subtitles: Corvusalbus, Edam17 1316 01:32:10,305 --> 01:32:16,354 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 105190