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? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS, CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?

? SAVE THE WORLD, FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?

? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ?

? OK, STATIC SHOCK, WHO YOU'RE FACING ?

? YEAH, ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO-HOO ?

? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?

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UHH! UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

AAH!

NICE TRY. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

UHH!

UHH! UHH!

HA! THAT DOESN'T EVEN TICKLE. UHH!

AAH! AAH!

UHH! UHH!

TIME WE USED PLAN "B."

OK. WHAT'S PLAN "B"?

STOP USING PLAN "A."

GONE!

AT LEAST WE KNOW THERE'S A NEW BANG BABY ON THE LOOSE.

WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO CATCH UP WITH THAT BAD BOY LATER.

WE'VE GOT A DATE WITH THE GREATS,

AND WE DO NOT WANT TO BE LATE.

HEY, MISTER, YOU OWE ME FOR ANOTHER--

THANKS, CHET. WE'RE HERE AT THE DAKOTA DOME,

WHERE SPORTS' BIGGEST SUPERSTARS ARE HOSTING A BLACK-TIE DINNER

CELEBRATING TOMORROW'S BIG ALL-STAR CHARITY FOOTBALL GAME.

THIS YEAR'S NUMBER ONE GRIDIRON DRAFT PICK,

LOCAL DAKOTA HIGH GRAD DULE JONES IS BEING INTRODUCED RIGHT NOW

BY THE ONE AND ONLY RASHID "THE ROCKET" RANDALL.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR A ROOKIE,

DULE'S GOT THE MOVES OF A SEASONED PRO,

AND IF HE EVER OUTGROWS HIS DIAPERS,

HE MIGHT ONE DAY END UP IN THE HALL OF FAME.

ROLL THE CLIP, PLEASE. [APPRECIATIVE LAUGHTER]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

[CROWD CHEERING]

MAN, LOOK AT HIM GO! YOU KNOW, I WAS ONCE

PRETTY FAST ON THE FIELD MYSELF.

POPS, WAS THAT BACK DURING THE JURASSIC AGE

OR ARE WE TALKING PAST LIVES HERE?

Rashid: I SWEAR, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE

HE HAS SPRINGS IN HIS FEET!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP

FOR DULE JONES!

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

[INDISTINCT, OVERLAPPING TALKING]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN,

I ALMOST FORGOT I WAS WEARING A TUXEDO.

HEY, WHEN YOU'RE HANGING WITH YOUR FOOTBALL HEROES, WHO NEEDS TO BREATHE?

DULE!

SO THE PUNK ROOKIE SEES A PRETTY FACE

AND NOW HE'S ALL SMILES.

WHAT?! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

HAWKINS, IS THAT REALLY YOU?

HEH! IT'S REALLY ME, ROCKET.

YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?

OH, ME AND STREAK GO WAY BACK. EVER SINCE COLLEGE.

PFFT! "STREAK"?

TOLD YOU I WAS FAST.

ROCKET, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY DAUGHTER SHARON

MY SON VIRGIL AND THEIR FRIEND RICHIE FOLEY.

MY PLEASURE. HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW DULE?

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN DAKOTA.

I WAS KIND OF A PROBLEM CASE.

SHARON WAS MY COUNSELOR.

SHE REALLY STRAIGHTENED ME OUT.

AW! YOU DID ALL THE HARD WORK YOURSELF,

AND NOW LOOK AT YOU!

WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME ON THE FIELD TOMORROW.

YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TREAT US

TO FRONT ROW SEATS FOR THE BIG GAME.

MIND YOUR TONGUE, GIRL. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE SEATS.

IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.

AND IN THE MEANTIME,

SHARON, WHAT DO YOU SAY I SHOW YOU MY BRAND NEW CUSTOM HUMVEE?

GREAT! GREAT!

HAVE YOU MET MY BACKUP GROUP OVER HERE?

UH...OK. YOU GUYS CAN COME, TOO.

AND IT'S THESE KIND OF SPECIAL CHARITY EVENTS, CHET,

THAT SHOW WHAT GREAT HUMANITARIANS OUR SPORTS FIGURES ARE

WHEN--WAIT! THERE'S DULE JONES IN HIS CUSTOM SUV!

THIS RED-HOT ROOKIE SIGNED A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT LAST YEAR

AND EVEN BIGGER ENDORSEMENT DEALS THIS YEAR.

PERFECT! MY TIMING COULDN'T BE BETTER.

[GROANS]

UHH!

[GROWLS]

WHOA! THIS RIDE IS TRICKETY-TRICKED OUT!

DVD, HDTV, GPS!

MAN, HOW'D YOU FIND ROOM FOR A STEERING WHEEL?

I GUESS THOSE ENDORSEMENT GUYS

REALLY DO THROW MONEY AT YOU.

NOT BAD FOR A KID FROM DAKOTA, HUH?

HMM...

AREN'T YOU HAPPY FOR ME?

I'M IMPRESSED BY WHAT YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED, DULE,

NOT BY WHAT YOU CAN BUY.

[GASPS] [GASPS]

[BRAKES SCREECH]

[CRASH]

WHAT WAS THAT?

DULE JONES, SUPERSTAR. BEEN WAITING TO CATCH UP WITH YOU.

UM, DIDN'T I SEE A POLICE CAR A WAYS BACK ON THE ROAD?

I THINK I SAW IT, TOO. WE BETTER GO GET HELP.

YOU MAY BE A BIG, HARD-TO-GET-TO STAR THESE DAYS,

BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE WORTH MILLIONS...

HERE I AM.

IF WE'RE GONNA KEEP MEETING LIKE THIS,

THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TELL US YOUR NAME.

YAHH!

NAME'S CHAINLINK, AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU,

YOU WON'T EVER WANT TO MEET ME AGAIN.

AAH! AAH!

[CRASH]

[RUMBLING]

AAH! AAH!

[CRASH]

[TIRES SQUEAL]

JUST LIKE HIM TO ABANDON HIS FRIENDS.

UHH!

DULE! [RUMBLING]

UHH! UHH!

HURRY! CHAINLINK WENT AFTER DULE!

WHERE'D THEY GO?

I DON'T KNOW!

Sharon: VIRGIL!

UHH! WE BETTER GET BACK TO SHARON BEFORE SHE FREAKS OUT.

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

[ELECTRONIC BEEPS]

Alarm system: EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN. HOUSE IS SECURE.

[BEEP]

[SIGHS]

UHH!

[CRASH]

THOUGHT YOUR PITIFUL SECURITY COULD STOP ME?

UHH!

WRONG AGAIN, SPORTS HERO.

NOW I'M GONNA RETIRE YOUR JERSEY...

UHH!

UHH!

WITH YOU STILL IN IT.

NICE CRIB, D.

TOO BAD ALL THOSE MILLION-DOLLAR DEALS

MADE YOU FORGET HOW IT ALL BEGAN,

MADE YOU FORGET WHO YOU LEFT BEHIND...

UHH!

MADE YOU FORGET THAT YOU COULD HIDE WHAT YOU ARE.

[CRASH] BUT I CAN'T.

NO, TROY. I REMEMBER.

AAH!

[GRUNTING]

UHH! UHH!

UHH!

[GASPS]

AAH!

UHH!

UHH!

SO WHY YOU BEEN SO COLD?

WHY YOU BEEN LIVING LARGE

WHILE I GOTTA SWIPE WHAT I CAN TO STAY ALIVE?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

THE WAY I SEE IT, SINCE I CAN'T LIVE THE LIFE,

THEN I DESERVE MOST OF THE CASH.

SAY...90%?

AND IF I SAY NO?

UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

THEN I TELL THE WORLD YOU'RE A BANG BABY,

AND YOU'LL BE KICKED OUT OF PRO SPORTS.

WHICH SOUNDS BETTER, D? 10% OR NOTHING?

[SIGHS]

OK. BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW.

PEOPLE SEE YOU WITH ME AND FIGURE THINGS OUT,

THERE'LL BE NOTHING FOR EITHER OF US.

ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING ME.

HERE'S MY NUMBER. I'LL BE WAITING.

[SIGHS]

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ALL HAPPENED.

IT'S A GOOD THING STATIC AND GEAR SHOWED UP.

YEAH. 'CAUSE YOU TWO WEREN'T ANY HELP.

HEY, WE CALLED POPS, DIDN'T WE?

DULE, YOU'RE OK!

I FIGURED CHAINLINK WAS AFTER ME,

SO I DREW HIM AWAY AND LOST HIM IN THE CANYONS.

BY THE TIME I GOT BACK, YOU WERE GONE.

WHAT DID THIS CHAINLINK WANT?

MONEY, I GUESS. EVERYBODY KNOWS I MAKE A LOT OF IT.

RICH, IF CHAINLINK'S AFTER DULE,

WE CAN'T LET HIM OUT OF OUR SIGHT.

WAY AHEAD OF YOU, V.

NOW WHEREVER HE GOES, BACKPACK KNOWS.

LOOK, SHARON, ALL I WANTED THIS WEEKEND

WAS TO SHOW YOU MY GRATITUDE.

LET ME TRY AGAIN. HOW ABOUT BREAKFAST TOMORROW?

OK. UH...

AND NO, YOU GUYS CAN'T COME ALONG.

ALL WE WERE GONNA SAY WAS "HAVE FUN."

GOOD. I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

I JUST HOPE SOMEONE'S WATCHING OVER HIM.

[INDISTINCT, OVERLAPPING TALKING]

CHECK US OUT, V. HANGING WITH DULE, PROTECTING HIM

WHEREVER HE GOES. WE'RE HIS POSSE!

UH, RICH, FOR US TO BE A POSSE,

HE'D HAVE TO KNOW WE'RE FOLLOWING HIM AROUND.

AH! RIGHT!

SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE US?

STALKERS.

SO I WAS ALREADY ON THE ALL-STAR ROOKIE TEAM WHEN--

DULE, ARE YOU BEING STRAIGHT WITH ME?

CHAINLINK SOUNDED LIKE HE KNEW YOU.

HEY, I MAKE THE SPORTS HIGHLIGHT REEL EVERY WEEK.

EVERYBODY KNOWS ME.

IT SEEMED LIKE MORE THAN THAT.

IS CHAINLINK AFTER YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE INTO SOMETHING?

I SWEAR. I'M KEEPING MY NOSE SQUEAKY CLEAN.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING GOOD.

I--I JUST WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME.

I AM. [CELL PHONE RINGS]

[BEEP] TALK.

Chainlink: I EXPECTED A CALL BY NOW.

SORRY. IT'S MY BUSINESS MANAGER.

YEAH, LISTEN.

ABOUT THAT INVESTMENT PROPERTY,

IT'S THIS OLD PLANT AT THE CORNER OF 85th AND FAIRFIELD.

WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME THERE IN AN HOUR?

IF THINGS WORK OUT, YOU'LL GET EVERYTHING YOU DESERVE.

I GOTTA CUT THIS SHORT.

[BEEP] COME ON.

I'LL DROP YOU BACK AT YOUR HOUSE.

THAT'S OK. I'LL TAKE A CAB.

I NEED TO DO SOME SHOPPING.

[LIQUID BUBBLING]

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

OLD PLANT WHERE THEY USED TO BUILD PLANES.

NOW I OWN IT--WE OWN IT.

I'M THINKING ABOUT BUILDING A SHOPPING MALL HERE.

WORD? WORD.

A MAN'S GOTTA MAKE HIS MONEY MAKE MONEY.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY CUT.

DON'T HAVE TO. HERE'S YOUR CUT RIGHT NOW.

UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

[CRASH]

I'M TOTALLY CONFUSED. DULE'S A BANG BABY, TOO?

IF WE DON'T JUMP IN, HE MIGHT NOT BE ANYTHING.

UHH!

UHH!

AAH!

THOUGHT YOU'D GET RID OF ME, HUH?

LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

UHH!

AAH!

ARE YOU OK?

STAY OUT OF THIS!

UHH!

[GRUNTS]

HEY, WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE!

DULE!

SHARON!

UHH!

UHH!

AAH!

SHARON!

AAH!

AAH!

GOTCHA!

UHH!

UHH!

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

UHH!

UHH!

[GROANS]

AAH!

[CRASH]

HE'S GONE! SHARON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF!

YOU CAME HERE PLANNING TO DO AWAY WITH HIM

AND YOU'RE A BANG BABY?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T GANGBANGING ANYMORE...

BUT I WAS.

ME AND MY HOMEY TROY.

THAT'S HOW WE ENDED UP AT THE BIG BANG TOGETHER--

I DIDN'T WANT TO GO.

TROY SAID WE HAD TO BACK UP OUR CREW.

BUT LET ME TELL YOU, WHEN THE HEAT CAME DOWN,

IT WAS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

NOBODY KNEW THERE WAS BIG BANG GAS DOWN THERE.

BUT WE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT THE HARD WAY.

[EXPLOSION]

AAH! AAH!

WHEN THE GAS HIT,

TROY GOT A LOT MORE OF IT THAN I DID.

[COUGHS]

[GASPS] TROY!

WE BOTH CHANGED, BUT HE GOT THE WORST OF IT.

[COUGHS AND GROANS]

CHAINLINK CAN'T HIDE WHAT HE IS, BUT I CAN.

I WAS HEADED TO THE PROS BEFORE ANY OF THIS.

IT WASN'T FAIR FOR ME TO HAVE TO LOSE ALL OF THAT.

SO YOU KEPT IT A SECRET TILL CHAINLINK STARTED SHAKING YOU DOWN.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU TRIED TO GET RID OF HIM--

BECAUSE HE WAS GONNA EXPOSE YOU!

YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT, DULE.

I DIDN'T WANT FOR YOU TO MAKE GOOD.

I WANTED YOU TO BE GOOD.

[DOOR SLAMS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

Announcer: IT'S BEEN AN EXCITING NIGHT DOWN HERE AT THE DAKOTA DOME

FOR THE ALL-STAR CHARITY GAME.

WE'RE IN THE SECOND QUARTER, 4th DOWN ON THE 50 YARD LINE,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GOING FOR IT.

BLUE 32! BLUE 32!

Announcer: AND THERE'S THE SNAP!

ROCKET RANDALL DROPS BACK TO PASS.

COMPLETION! AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING ALL THE WAY!

TOUCHDOWN!

[CHEERING]

WHOO! YAY! YEAH!

Announcer: AND THIS ALL-STAR CHARITY GAME IS TIED GOING INTO HALFTIME.

UHH! UHH!

Announcer: DAVE, IS THAT DULE JONES

MAKING HIS WAY TO THE 50 YARD LINE?

Dave: LOOKS THAT WAY, JACK.

MAYBE NOW WE'LL FIND OUT

WHY HE HASN'T BEEN PLAYING IN TONIGHT'S GAME.

[CHEERING]

[MIC FEEDBACK]

[CROWD FALLS SILENT]

UH...TODAY I HURT SOMEBODY...

SEVERAL PEOPLE...

TO HIDE A SECRET, AND THAT WAS WRONG.

I'M HERE NOW TO SAY I'M SORRY.

I HAVEN'T BEEN STRAIGHT UP WITH Y'ALL,

AND IT'S TIME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

THE THING IS, I'M--

Chainlink: MORE OF A FOOL THAN I THOUGHT!

[CROWD GASPS AND MURMURS]

YOU'VE DOUBLE-CROSSED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, HOMEY.

UHH!

NOW I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU

JUST LIKE ANY OTHER HUNK OF JUNK.

UHH!

UHH!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

DULE!

UHH! UHH!

UHH!

UHH--UHH--UHH--UHH!

UHH! UHH!

UHH!

YOUR GAME CLOCK'S RUN OUT.

DUDE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETHINK THAT PLAY.

LET'S SACK HIM!

TIME FOR THE BLITZ.

UHH!

YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT PASSING MYSELF.

[GRUNTS]

OK. NO MORE FEEDING SPRING BOY ANY MORE METAL.

YAH! AAH! AAH!

OH, THAT'S IT!

YOU DISS MY TEAMMATES, YOU ANSWER TO US!

BLUE 32! BLUE 32!

YAH! YAH!

THOUGHT YOU'D GET RID OF ME, HUH?

LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.

UHH! OHH!

[GROANING]

UHH!

UHH! UHH!

[GRUNTING]

HOLD 'EM!

[GRUNTING]

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

UHH!

UHH!

[GASPS]

[THUD]

THAT SHOULD EVEN THE SCORE.

AAH!

[GRUNTING]

UHH!

GAME OVER, CHAINLINK.

[CHEERING]

HEAR THAT, DULE?

YEAH. FIRST TIME I REALLY DESERVED IT.

SORRY, DULE. I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF PRO SPORTS FOR GOOD.

IT'S OK, MR. H.

I FEEL LIKE A WEIGHT'S BEEN LIFTED

THAT I'VE BEEN CARRYING FOR A LONG TIME.

DULE! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

YOU SHOWED COURAGE WHEN IT MATTERED MOST.

SOMETHING THOSE TWO WOULD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

I GUESS THE FOOTBALL WORLD'S REALLY GONNA MISS DULE.

YEAH. BUT THERE ARE HOT YOUNG PLAYERS COMING UP ALL THE TIME.

HOW ABOUT YOU TWO? LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

RICH, DO WE REALLY WANT TO COMPLETELY EMBARRASS OURSELVES

BY TRYING TO PLAY AGAINST THE GREAT RASHID "ROCKET" RANDALL?

GOOD POINT. DO WE REALLY WANT TO TOTALLY HUMILIATE OURSELVES

BY FACING OFF AGAINST ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS

EVER TO HIT THE GRIDIRON?

YES! YES!

HERE! I'LL GO LONG.

GET READY, V! HERE IT COMES!

LATERAL BACK!

WHOA! ALMOST MISSED IT! YEAH!

WHOO! OH, TURNING ON THE AFTER-BURNERS!

MAN, YOU CAN'T CATCH HIM!

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