Original subtitles

? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS, CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?

? SAVE THE WORLD, FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?

? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING, OK ?

? STATIC SHOCK'S WHO YOU'RE FACING ?

? YEAH, ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM STATIC SHOWER ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ?

? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM STATIC SHOWER ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?

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A PRIVATE JET TO L.A.? A LIMO TO PICK US UP?

VIP SEATS FOR THE ALL-STAR GAME?

HA HA HA! V, THIS IS THE BOMB!

HEY, THANK MY POPS.

HE'S THE ONE WHO HELPED RAISE ALL THAT MONEY

FOR THE CHARITY FUND.

VIRGIL, I'M GONNA LET YOU 2 GO STRAIGHT TO THE ARENA

WHILE I GET US CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL.

WHOA, LOOK! OH!

Richie: MAN, NOTHING IN THIS TOWN IS REAL.

[CRACKLING]

[SCREECHING]

[GASPING TOGETHER]

? HEY, YO, YO, GET UP ?

? PUT ME IN THE CHANGE IN THE TRUCK ?

3 WORDS. A-MAZ-ING.

? I SOUND LIKE THIS, WHY YOU WEARING THOSE THINGS? ?

? GET YOUR OWN ISH DONE ?

NICE HANDS.

I'M JUST TIRED OF DRAGGING YOUR SORRY BUTT

UP AND DOWN THIS COURT.

HOW ABOUT McGRADY? HE'S ALL TALK, NO SHOOT.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU FLAPPING ON ABOUT?

I MADE MY LAST 6 SHOTS, YO-YO.

THAT'S YAO-YO.

Virgil: UM...

HERE'S YOUR BALL BACK.

THANKS. AND WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

VIRGIL HAWKINS.

RICHIE FOLEY.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU. I'M--

"THE MAILMAN" KARL MALONE.

AND YOU'RE TRACY McGRADY.

YAO MING AND STEVE NASH.

WE ARE HUGE FANS.

SUPER MEGA HUGE!

WELL, CAN'T HAVE OUR SUPER MEGA HUGE FANS VISIT

AND GO HOME EMPTY HANDED.

HOW'D YOU GUYS LIKE AN OFFICIAL ALL-STAR BASKETBALL?

US?

NO.

DEFINITELY.

[TOGETHER] YES!

WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE SIGN IT?

HEY! WHAT'S THE DEAL?

YOU BROKE THE BALL.

HEY, I SAVED FOR 2 MONTHS TO BUY THESE KICKS!

EVERYTHING'S DISINTEGRATING!

NO. JUST EVERYTHING MADE OF RUBBER.

[GLASS SHATTERING]

MR. MALONE, DO YOU KNOW--

WHERE'D THEY GO?

HEY, YOU DON'T THINK?

RICHIE, GET REAL.

COME ON. LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

MAN, THE CITY'S STOPPED.

NOT EVEN THE COPS CAN GET THROUGH.

MAYBE THAT'S THE IDEA.

BACKPACK GOT SOMETHING?

HE'S SENSING INCREASED ABNORMAL TRANSFORMATIONS

OF BASE COMPOUNDS ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL.

IN ENGLISH.

NANITES.

THAT'S ENGLISH?

NANITES ARE MICROSCOPIC MACHINES

THAT CAN RECONSTRUCT ONE MATERIAL FORM INTO ANOTHER.

WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?

THE SOURCE IS... THAT WAY!

[TRAIN HORN HONKS]

[HORN HONKING]

AAH!

AAH!

DON'T TELL ME.

YUP.

BACKPACK'S SENSORS SHOW

THAT IT'S MADE ENTIRELY OF NANITES.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME.

THAT THING'S BILLIONS

OF LITTLE ROBOTS ALL SQUISHED INTO ONE.

KIND OF LIKE A GIGANTIC BEEHIVE

WITHOUT THE HIVE.

AAH! AAH!

LET'S PUT THIS MOUNTAIN OF NANITES ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

[BEEPING]

UHH!

WE'RE GETTING TO IT.

OR MAYBE NOT. UHH!

UHH!

UH-OH.

AAH!

I THINK WE'RE HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

I'LL HOLD 'EM OFF.

GUESS I'LL SUMO WRESTLE WITH GODZILLA.

YO, METAL HEADS! I'M WARNING YOU!

BACK OFF OR YOU'RE GONNA FORCE ME TO--

WHOA! WHOA!

CHILL, MAN. WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME I.D.

TIME FOR A FULL-COURT PRESS, GUYS.

LOOK OUT!

THAT WAS CLOSE! [GASPS]

[ALL GASP]

[GROANS WITH EFFORT]

[PEOPLE CHEERING]

[PANTS]

THAT WAS HEAVY.

THANKS FOR LETTING ME TAKE YOUR BOXCAR FOR A SPIN.

I'LL TIE HIM UP.

HOLD HIM STEADY.

THESE GUYS ARE GOOD.

AAH!

UNH!

HEY! HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, YOU NANITE KLEPTOMANIAC.

AAH!

STATIC'S DOWN!

LET ME GO! WHAT ARE YOU--

HELP!

[GROANS]

WHERE'S GEAR?

IN THAT TORNADO.

AND I DON'T THINK HE'S ON HIS WAY TO OZ.

BUT DON'T SWEAT IT, STATIC. WE'LL FIND HIM.

JUST WHO ARE YOU GUYS ANYWAY?

KARL MALONE. CODE NAME: PULVERIZER.

POINT MAN.

CENTER FORCE.

SPIN DRIVE.

WE'RE THE HOOP SQUAD.

LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO VISIT YOUR HEADQUARTERS.

I NEED TO RESCUE GEAR.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU.

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'VE BEEN RECRUITED FOR HERO DUTY.

I DON'T GET IT.

HOW DID BASKETBALL SUPERSTARS

END UP AS SUPERHEROES?

WHO ELSE HAS THE RIGHT MIX OF STRENGTH AND SKILLS

TO OPERATE THESE BIO-ENHANCER SUITS?

PRETTY SMALL CRIB.

WOW! LOOK AT ALL THESE COOL TOYS.

THESE COOL TOYS, AS YOU CALL THEM,

ARE NECESSARY IN ORDER TO OVERCOME--

THE DANGERS SIMILAR TO THE ONE YOU FACED EARLIER.

STATIC, THIS IS MASON ANDREW.

HE'S THE MAIN CONTACT BETWEEN THE HOOP SQUAD AND THE NBA.

YOU'RE A SPORTS AGENT?

I'M WITH THE NATIONAL BIOTECH AUTHORITY.

OK, THAT'S A NEW ONE TO ME.

IT'S A SECRET ORGANIZATION DEDICATED TO PRESERVING--

WORLD PEACE AND STABILITY.

THIS IS HIS CREATION, LA GATA.

SHE'S GOT HIS BRAIN AND A LITTLE EXTRA.

SHE BUILT OUR BIO-ENHANCER SUITS

BASED ON MASON'S DESIGN.

AWESOME.

BUT ISN'T ALL THIS ULTRA TOP SECRET?

OF COURSE.

THEN WHY SHOW IT TO ME?

WITH YOUR SPECIAL POWERS,

WE'RE HOPING YOU CAN HELP US STOP--

DR. ODIUM.

DR. ODIUM?

THE SCIENTIST WHO CREATED THE CREATURE THAT KIDNAPPED GEAR.

HE USE TO WORK FOR US AS A--

BIO-TECHNICAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTICS EXPERT.

PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT.

SORRY.

ODIUM'S SPECIALTY WAS--

NANITES. [GROANS]

OH. NOT ANOTHER WORD.

GO AHEAD.

HE WAS BRILLIANT, BUT HE--

FELT WE-- WE'RE HOLDING--

HIM-- BACK.

DO THEY ALWAYS ACT LIKE THIS?

ONLY WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER.

ARE THEY EVER APART?

NEVER.

ODIUM WANTED TO EXPERIMENT ON HUMANS.

WHEN THE GOVERNMENT TURNED HIM DOWN, HE WAS--

SACKED, CANNED, 86ed.

[GROANS]

WE GOT THIS TAPE AN HOUR AGO.

WELL, MASON, I HOPE I NOW HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.

I WANT $100 MILLION IN 2 HOURS,

OR I'LL RELEASE MY NANITES AGAIN.

ONLY THIS TIME, THEY'LL DESTROY THE ENTIRE WEST COAST.

MY NANITES ARE CONTROLLABLE, MASON,

JUST AS I TOLD YOU.

WATCH MY LITTLE BABIES.

[LOW RUMBLING]

HE SURE MASTERED THE SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL.

100 MILLION. 2 HOURS.

CIAO.

BUT THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY

IS LIKE ONE BIG EARTHQUAKE WAITING TO HAPPEN.

[SPEAKS CHINESE]

I MEAN, CORRECT.

THIS ODIUM GUY'S INSANE.

[TEAM SPEAKS CHINESE]

COUNTLESS TINY ROBOTS BUILT TO MY EXACT SPECIFICATIONS.

IMPRESSIVE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT I SAY?

WHY SHOW ME ANY OF THIS, ANYWAY?

I'M NOT GONNA RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF YOUR FAN CLUB.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A BRIGHT BOY.

I THOUGHT YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,

MIGHT APPRECIATE WHAT I'VE DONE.

YOU KNOW, I SEE A LOT OF ME IN YOU.

THE PROBLEM IS I DON'T LIKE ME.

THAT MAKES 2 OF US.

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY IF STATIC FINDS YOU.

WELL, THANKS TO YOU, HE WILL.

AND HOPEFULLY HE'LL BRING HIS NEW FRIENDS THE HOOP SQUAD WITH HIM.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

YO. McGRADY.

[SPEAKS CHINESE]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[RINGS]

IT'S MINE.

HELLO?

VIRGIL.

POPS! UM, HI. WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M AT THE HOTEL. WHERE ARE YOU?

WHERE AM I? UM, WELL...

SEE, I--

HEY, MR. HAWKINS? KARL MALONE HERE.

KARL MALONE? THE KARL MALONE?

UH-HUH. LISTEN, VIRG IS HANGING OUT WITH ME

AND A COUPLE OF THE PLAYERS.

IS THAT OK WITH YOU?

MY VIRGIL, HANGING WITH THE MAILMAN?

SURE, IT'S OK. IT'S GREAT!

IT'S BETTER THAN GREAT, IT'S SPECTACULAR!

COOL. WE'LL HAVE HIM AND RICHARD

BACK AT THE HOTEL AS SOON AS WE CAN.

I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOUR MOVES ON--

THAT'S GREAT, MR. HAWKINS. SEE YA.

THANKS.

IT'S NOT EASY, HAVING TO MAKE STUFF UP ALL THE TIME.

[BUZZER]

GEAR!

STATIC, YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT OF HERE.

THIS ODIUM GUY IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL.

I FEEL YA, MAN. WHERE ARE YOU?

I DON'T KNOW, I'LL KEEP THIS CONNECTION OPEN SO YOU CAN TRACE ME.

HANG ON, BRO.

OK. HURRY!

SADLY, THEY WILL FOLLOW YOUR TRAIL,

BUT TO THE WRONG LOCATION.

HE'S SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE, GUYS.

HEY, I'M PICKING UP THE SIGNAL IN THERE.

HOLD IT.

THIS IS GEAR'S SHOCKBOX.

THEN WHERE'S GEAR?

I THINK I SMELL A TRAP.

I THINK THEY SMELL FOOD.

STAY BACK. I'LL ZAP 'EM!

TOO MANY. YOU'LL RUN OUT OF JUICE

BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF NANITES.

THEN THE ONLY WAY TO GO IS UP.

THAT'S 20 FEET OF SOLID CONCRETE

YOU WANT US TO PUNCH THROUGH.

UH-HUH.

YOU HEARD THE MAN.

COVER YOUR EARS.

[WIND GUSTING]

THAT WON'T HOLD IT FOR LONG.

WHAT?

ALLOW ME TO MAKE A POINT.

[GASP]

THAT'S THE STRONGEST MAGNETIC FIELD I'VE GOT.

MAYBE THEY CHANGED THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE

SO MAGNETISM DOESN'T AFFECT IT.

THEY CAN DO THAT?

AAH! AAH!

ONWARD AND UPWARD.

UNH, HERE WE GO!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

UHH! OHH!

EVERYBODY COOL?

OH, MAN!

GUYS, YOU ALL KNOW OUR NEWEST MEMBER,

WATER BOY.

HEY! STOP! I'M JUST KIDDING.

YOU OK?

YEAH, BUT I WASN'T MUCH HELP.

THIS IS TEAM PLAY, STATIC.

WE ALL DO WHAT WE CAN.

IT'S THAT WAY PLAYING BASKETBALL OR SAVING THE WORLD.

I HATE TO BREAK UP THIS LITTLE PARTY

BUT WE STILL HAVE TO FIND GEAR.

AND TRY TO KEEP ODIUM FROM STARTING AN EARTHQUAKE.

HEY, I JUST DID A LA GATA.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

MEN, LA GATA'S PICKED UP

INCREASED ABNORMAL TRANSFORMATIONS

OF BASE COMPOUNDS ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL--

OVER THE ABANDONED OIL FIELDS IN NORTH LOS ANGELES.

THAT'S NANITE ACTIVITY.

HMM, YOU ARE VERY SMART FOR A SHORT PERSON.

THOSE OIL FIELDS WERE ABANDONED

BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO CLOSE TO THE EARTHQUAKE FAULT SYSTEM.

FINALLY! NO INTERRUPT--

Static: THAT'S IT!

YOU KNOW THE GIANT COMPRESSOR THE ROBOT WAS STEALING?

WHAT IF ODIUM NEEDS IT TO PUMP HIS NANITES

DOWN THROUGH THE WELL SHAFTS?

THAT KIND OF ACTIVITY COULD TRIGGER HUGE EARTHQUAKES.

ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT OF L.A.

AND THE WEST COAST IS A GREAT BIG--

NOTHING!

AND SO BEGINS YOUR JOURNEY TO THE EARTH'S CRUST.

I HOPE EVERYONE'S HUNGRY.

STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPRESSOR.

DO LIKE HE SAYS, MAN,

OR WE'RE GONNA WHUP YOU SO BAD

YOU'RE GONNA NEED PLASTIC SURGERY

JUST SO FOLKS COULD CALL YOU UGLY.

ODIUM'S A MACHINE?

NOW THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD, EVEN FOR L.A.

YET TRUE.

I HAVE IMPRINTED MY PERSONALITY

ON THIS NANITE ENTITY.

EITHER WAY, YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

THERE'S NOTHING THE HOOP SQUAD CAN DO.

GUESS THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.

KEEP AWAY FROM THERE, YOU!

GOTTA REVERSE THIS PUMP.

Odium: STOP!

THOSE TANKS WILL EXPLODE.

THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA.

WANNA TAKE THE FINAL SHOT?

IT'S WHAT I DO BEST.

[BEEP BEEP]

GEAR?

IS IT REALLY YOU THIS TIME?

LIVE AND IN PERSON.

I FINALLY MANAGED TO GET FREE

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM BACKPACK.

AND SORRY I WASN'T THERE FOR THE FIREWORKS, BRO,

BUT I WATCHED IT ALL ON ODIUM'S SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM.

ANY IDEA WHERE DR. ODIUM IS?

THE REAL ONE, I MEAN?

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

NOW THAT HIS NANITE VERSION'S GONE BLOOEY,

I'LL GIVE HIM AN EARLY WAKE-UP CALL.

[GROANS]

KEEP HIM ON ICE TILL WE GET THERE,

AND TELL HIM THE HOOP SQUAD SAYS

HIS CAREER HAS BEEN...

All: REJECTED!

WAY TO GO, POINT MAN!

YEAH! GET IT UP TO PULVERIZER!

POINT MAN? PULVERIZER?

BOYS, WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH, HEH HEH,

THOSE ARE JUST NEW NICKNAMES

THAT RICH AND I MADE UP FOR SOME OF THE PLAYERS.

UH, YEAH, BASED ON COMIC BOOK SUPERHEROES WE LIKE.

BOYS, THESE ARE BALLPLAYERS,

NOT SUPERHEROES.

RIGHT, POPS.

I GUESS THEY JUST SEEM THAT WAY TO US.

[CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY]

[BUZZER SOUNDS, CROWD CHEERING]

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