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THE PURPOSE OF TODAY'S FIELD TRIP

IS TO SEE SOME OF THE NATURAL FLORA AND FAUNA

HERE IN DAKOTA.

WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT FLORA AND FAUNA ARE?

DAISY.

FLORA ARE PLANTS AND FAUNA ARE ANIMALS.

VERY GOOD. AND CAN YOU TELL ME

WHAT KINDS OF ANIMALS WE MIGHT FIND IN DAKOTA?

THERE ARE MEMBERS OF THE CERVIDAE FAMILY

LIKE DEER, AND MEMBERS OF THE RODENTIA FAMILY

SUCH AS SQUIRRELS AND RACCOONS.

EXCELLENT, DAISY.

I CAN TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL'S ON THIS BUS--

CAN YOU SAY TEACHER'S PET?

YO, RICHIE,

ARE THERE ANY GIANT MONKEYS IN THIS PART OF DAKOTA?

[CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG]

WHAT IN THE WORLD--

[BRAKES SCREECH]

Students: AAH!

GET US OFF HERE! AAH!

DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE MAJOR FAUNA TO ME.

WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IS SOME EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY FOR STATIC AND GEAR.

AAH! GO, RUN!

[SCREAMING]

Teacher: QUICKLY-- EVERYONE THIS WAY!

DAISY, STAY CLOSE TO ME.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

KEEP YOUR PAWS TO YOURSELF, YOU BIG APE!

KEEP THIS UP, AND YOU CAN TRY OUT FOR THE SCHOOL BAND!

? GO, HOMEY, IT AIN'T EASY ?

? THIS IS WAR, IT AIN'T EASY ?

? GO, HOMEY ?

HEY, IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A PLAYMATE,

FOLLOW ME!

AAH!

I HEARD THAT.

UH-OH. CRUNCH TIME!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

UNG, GIFTED,

AND ABOUT-TO-BE-SQUASHED HERO,

NOW WOULD BE THE TIME!

Man: I'LL TAKE THAT OFFER.

Superman, groaning: UHH...

NEED SOME HELP

GETTING THIS MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK, STATIC?

SUPERMAN?

THANKS. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

THANKS, SUPERMAN.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED IS A LITTLE DIVERSION!

HOW 'BOUT A ONE-WAY TRIP TO THE JUNKYARD?

[CLANG] AAH!

THANKS AGAIN, SUPERMAN!

NO PROBLEM. I'M GLAD I GOT HERE IN TIME.

HEY, YOU TWO GO AHEAD AND CHAT.

I'LL BE JUST FINE.

GEAR, YOU OK, BRO?

NO. MY ONE CHANCE TO TAG TEAM WITH SUPERMAN,

AND I MISS IT 'CAUSE I BUST MY ANKLE!

NOTHING'S BROKEN. JUST LOOKS LIKE A BAD SPRAIN.

YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO KEEP OFF IT FOR A FEW DAYS.

WHOA! I JUST HAD MY ANKLE X-RAYED BY SUPERMAN!

I'M NEVER GONNA WASH IT AGAIN.

I HAVE TO GO, BUT YOU TWO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

HMM. WONDER WHERE HE'S OFF TO.

HOPE HE DIDN'T LEAVE THE HEATER ON

AT THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE.

YEAH. HE'D HAVE TO START CALLING IT

THE GIANT PUDDLE OF SOLITUDE. HA HA!

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK SUPERMAN'S DOING IN DAKOTA?

BEATS ME. HERE'S ANOTHER GOOD QUESTION:

WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS DOING

WE GOT PROPS FROM SUPERMAN!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

AND NOBODY AROUND TO HEAR IT.

TRUE, TRUE. MAYBE NEXT TIME.

BE REAL. SUPERMAN'S AN ALL-STAR.

HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO HANG OUT IN DAKOTA.

TRUST ME--THAT'S THE LAST WE'LL SEE OF HIM FOR A LONG WHILE.

VIRGIL, RICHIE!

I WANT YOU TO MEET MR. CLARK KENT.

HE'S A REPORTER FOR THE DAILY PLANET.

HEY, I KNOW YOU. MY POPS READS YOUR ARTICLES ALL THE TIME.

YESTERDAY, SUPERMAN SHOWS UP, AND NOW YOU.

IS THIS, LIKE, METROPOLIS WEEK IN DAKOTA?

NO. ACTUALLY, SUPERMAN IS THE REASON I'M HERE.

MR. KENT'S WRITING AN ARTICLE

ABOUT SUPERMAN'S FIGHT WITH THAT GIANT MONKEY.

WELL, I GUESS SUPERMAN DID HELP OUT STATIC... A LITTLE.

THAT'S STATIC. S-T-A--

SO YOU TWO SAW THE FIGHT?

YEAH, WE SAW.

REALLY? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED?

WHERE--WHA--WE-- UH--

DU--WHA--UH--

SEE, NOW, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION...

WHERE WERE WE DURING THE...

PROBABLY WHY YOU'RE A GOOD REPORTER--

BECAUSE YOU ASK QUESTIONS THAT...ARE...LIKE

THAT. GOOD.

CAN I QUOTE YOU TWO ON THAT?

MR. KENT, IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE

WHO REALLY KNOWS THE DEAL, ASK MISS MOORE.

SHE WAS THERE, TOO.

MISS MOORE!

MISS MOORE!

THAT'S WEIRD.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

THAT'S CLASS.

WE GOTTA GO, MR. KENT.

VERY NICE TO HAVE MET YOU ALL.

THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

BYE! SEE YOU LATER.

YOU'VE BEEN MORE HELP THAN YOU KNOW.

THOUGHT I SAW YOU DUCKING IN HERE, DARCY.

DO YOU MIND, KENT?

I COULD USE A LITTLE PRIVACY WHILE I FIX MY FACE.

I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY LEFT EYE.

THE THINGS A GIRL DOES TO KEEP UP HER LOOKS.

CUTE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN DAKOTA?

A TIP FROM SUPERMAN. HE TOLD ME TOYMAN WAS HERE.

I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY UNTIL NOW.

I THOUGHT CHANGING MY IDENTITY AND MOVING TO A NEW CITY

WOULD THROW HIM OFF MY TRAIL,

BUT TOYMAN'S OBSESSED.

I GUESS I KNEW SOONER OR LATER HE'D FIND ME.

MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU GET AWAY.

NO. I'VE BEEN RUNNING FROM TOYMAN

EVER SINCE HE GAVE ME A PERSONALITY.

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, I HAVE A LIFE.

I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE IT UP FOR HIM

[HEAVY THUDDING] OR ANYONE ELSE.

SOMETHING WRONG?

JUST STAY HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[THUD THUD]

[COMMOTION]

IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

IT DEPENDS.

DO YOU THINK IT'S A GIANT BOUNCING CLOWN?

AAH! HA HA HA HA HA!

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

AAH!

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

SUPERMAN!

YOU'RE RELOCATING HERE?

JUST THOUGHT I'D LEND A HAND.

I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY HELP.

THIS IS ALMOST TOO EASY.

WHOA!

UH...MAYBE I SPOKE TOO SOON.

COME ON, STATIC. LET'S PUT AWAY THE TOYS.

SEND FOR REINFORCEMENTS. WE NEED BACKUP.

OH!

[GRUNTS]

STATIC! DAISY!

THIS CLOWN POSSE REALLY IS INSANE!

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

[STRUGGLING] HEY!

UHH!

THAT OUGHT TO TAKE THE BOUNCE OUT OF YOUR STEP.

LET'S SEE HOW FUNNY YOU THINK A COUPLE THOUSAND VOLTS ARE.

AAH!

NICE WORK.

NOT QUITE.

ONE OF THESE CRAZY CLOWNS

GOT AWAY WITH A STUDENT.

A STUDENT?

I THOUGHT HE WAS AFTER...

AFTER WHO?

SHE'S GONE.

WHO'S GONE?

MISS MOORE.

WHAT'S SHE GOT TO DO WITH THIS?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES?

IT'D BE ON FILE IN THE OFFICE.

TAKE ME THERE,

AND I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ON THE WAY.

Toyman: OH, YAY! MISS DAISY IS FINALLY AWAKE

AND READY TO PLAY.

WHO... WHAT ARE YOU?

I'M TOYMAN.

I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU.

UHH! UHH!

LET ME GO!

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T DO THAT.

MISS MOORE, TELL HIM TO LET ME GO!

SORRY, DAISY.

HE'S BROUGHT YOU HERE AT MY REQUEST.

WHAT? YOU'RE A PART OF THIS?

NOT JUST PART.

DARCY HERE IS AT THE VERY HEART

OF EVERYTHING THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

"DARCY"?

YES, DARCY.

MY MOST PERFECT ROBOT TOY.

BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A DOLL ANYMORE.

SHE WANTS TO BE HUMAN.

SHE WANTS TO BE...YOU!

[GASP]

LET THE GAME BEGIN.

UHH! UHH!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[TOOT TOOT]

A LIVING ROBOT?

YES, AND TOYMAN IS OBSESSED WITH HER.

IF WE CAN FIND HER,

WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND OUT

WHERE HE'S TAKEN DAISY.

WONDER WHAT'S IN HERE?

NICE TRICK.

YEAH, WHEN YOU CAN'T PUNCH 'EM DOWN, YOU IMPROVISE.

EVERYTHING FOR THE WELL-DRESSED ROBOT.

WONDER WHO MADE ALL THIS STUFF?

IT HAS A SERIAL NUMBER.

IF WE CAN TRACE IT, IT MIGHT LEAD US TO TOYMAN.

GEAR HAS A DATABASE

THAT COULD FIND A COTTON BALL IN A BLIZZARD.

STATIC TO GEAR. YOU COPY?

THE MEMORY TRANSFER GRID IS SET AND FUNCTIONING.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

THIS MACHINE WILL MAKE AN EXACT NANI-DUPLICATE

OF A PERSON FOR DARCY TO INHABIT.

IT WAS UP TO HER TO CHOOSE THE PERSON

SHE WANTED ME TO REPLICATE.

THAT'S WHY I DISGUISED MYSELF AS A TEACHER

AND TOOK A JOB AT THE HIGH SCHOOL,

TO FIND THE PERFECT PERSON FOR MY NEW SELF.

I FOUND YOU.

PERFECT? ME? NO WAY!

I MISSED HALF THE QUESTIONS IN CHEM LAB,

AND DON'T ASK ME HOW TO SPELL "MITOCHONDRIA."

I'M READY TO BEGIN.

[TOOT]

MISS MOORE, PLEASE!

MISS MOORE DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.

SOON YOU CAN JUST CALL ME DAISY.

? CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE, WILD LIKE A STORM ?

? CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE ?

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

? CLAP YOUR HANDS, WE'RE TOE TO TOE ?

? WE'RE HOPE TO HOPE ?

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

[GASP]

THE TRANSFER OF THE DNA IS FLAWLESS.

IN A MOMENT, I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY LIVING DOLL.

I DON'T THINK SO, TOYMAN!

BOO-YAH!

TOLD YOU GEAR WOULD FIGURE OUT

WHERE TOYMAN WAS HOLED UP.

SUPERMAN!

UH, THAT'S SUPERMAN AND STATIC.

HONEST, WHAT'S A BROTHER GOTTA DO TO GET A LITTLE RECOGNITION?

YOU 2 DESERVE A PADDLING.

AAH!

DOES THIS GUY HAVE ANY TOYS THAT ARE JUST TOYS?

[TOOT]

[DING]

SHE'S READY! SHE'S READY!

I'M ALIVE!

I'M FINALLY ALIVE!

YOU DID IT! HEE!

UHH!

WHOA, I MUST HAVE HIT MY HEAD.

I'M SEEIN' DOUBLE.

TOYMAN, BE A DOLL AND GET RID OF HIM.

ANYTHING FOR YOU.

ARE ALL SUPERVILLAINS LIKE THIS,

OR DO YOU JUST ATTRACT THE REALLY WEIRD ONES?

I'LL HANDLE THIS.

YOU GO AFTER-- HUH!

UH...UH...UHH!

SUPERMAN?

MY SOLDIERS AREN'T GREEN FOR NOTHIN', SUPERMAN.

THEY HAVE KRYPTONITE MIXED WITH THEIR PLASTIC.

UHH!

Toyman: YOUR POWER HAS NO EFFECT, EITHER.

YOU SEE? THEY HAVE PLASTIC MIXED IN WITH THEIR KRYPTONITE,

AND, AS YOU KNOW, PLASTIC IS NOT AFFECTED BY ELECTRICITY!

KIND OF WORKS OUT NICELY ALL AROUND, DOESN'T IT?

AAH!

UHH!

Toyman: I HAVE MY NEW AND LOVELY DARCY,

AND IT'S THE END OF SUPERMAN AND...WHAT'S HIS NAME.

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

SORRY TO HAVE TO RUIN IT FOR YOU.

WHAT?! THAT'S NOT ONE OF MY TOYS!

NO! IT'S ONE OF MINE!

UHH! UHH!

UHH! UHH!

YOU SILLY LITTLE MAN.

DID YOU REALLY THINK ONCE I HAD A NEW BODY

I WOULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU?

PLEASE, DARCY.

YOU SAID... YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.

I ONLY LOVED THE FACT YOU COULD MAKE ME HUMAN.

[GASP]

THE GIRL!

SO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK?

HOW ABOUT IF WE PLAY SEARCH AND DESTROY?

[STATIC AND SUPERMAN STRUGGLING]

YOU KNOW, I NEVER DID LIKE PLAYING TOY SOLDIERS.

Daisy: HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

I GOTTA GET SOME HELP!

GOING SOMEWHERE?

SINCE I'M THE PERFECT COPY,

I DON'T WANT THE ORIGINAL AROUND ANYMORE.

IT'S TIME TO BREAK THE MOLD.

[DAISY STRUGGLING]

EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU'RE A FAKE!

HOW? YOU AND I ARE A PERFECT MATCH

DOWN TO OUR DNA.

BUT YOU CAN'T BE ME!

OF COURSE I CAN!

EVERY DAY WHILE YOU WERE IN MY CLASS,

I WATCHED AND STUDIED YOU.

I'LL BE A BETTER DAISY THAN YOU EVER WERE!

UHH!

UHH! UHH!

THESE GUYS HAVE TO HAVE

SOME SORT OF COMPUTER CHIP INSIDE OF THEM.

AND COMPUTER CHIPS ARE ULTRASENSITIVE TO STATIC ELECTRICITY.

IF I CAN JUST CREATE A HIGHLY CHARGED ATMOSPHERE...

YES!

HOW YOU FEELIN', SUPER DUDE?

I HAVE A SUPER HEADACHE,

BUT I'LL BE OK.

YOU WATCH BUBBLE BOY.

I GOTTA FIND DAISY.

AAH!

Darcy: IT'S USELESS FIGHTING ME.

YOU WON'T FEEL A THING.

UNH!

NO!

Static: STOP!

AAH!

STATIC, SAVE ME!

HUH?

GOTCHA!

AND YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME, TOO, DARCY!

BUT I'M NOT DARCY!

AAH!

STATIC, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG!

I'M THE REAL DAISY! SHE'S THE FAKE!

SHE'S LYING, STATIC!

YOU SAW HOW SHE THREW ME INTO THAT VAT!

STATIC, YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

WELL, UH... I, UH...

Superman: PROBLEM, STATIC?

I HATE TO SAY IT,

BUT I CAN'T TELL 'EM APART.

WELL, MAYBE I CAN.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'VE GOT X-RAY VISION.

GO ON, SUPERMAN! DO YOUR THING!

HMM.

"HMM"? WHAT'S THE "HMM"?

TOYMAN WAS ABLE TO DUPLICATE THE REAL DAISY

RIGHT DOWN TO HER DNA.

EVEN I CAN'T TELL THE SYNTHETIC FROM THE ORGANIC.

HA!

YOU MEAN THIS WANNABE GETS TO WALK AROUND

PRETENDING SHE'S ME?

OHH! HOW I'D LIKE TO PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!

WAIT A MINUTE! LIGHTS!

THAT'S IT!

WHAT'S IT?

EVERY HUMAN HAS AN ELECTRICAL AURA

THAT SURROUNDS THEM,

AND I CAN MAKE IT VISIBLE.

DON'T MOVE! ANYBODY!

Static: A SLINGSHOT AND A PING-PONG BALL?

WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO?

THAT PING-PONG BALL PACKS ENOUGH ENERGY

TO TAKE OUT THE ENTIRE BLOCK.

TRUST ME. I CREATED IT.

YOU KNOW, YOU NEED A NEW HOBBY.

HATE TO RUN, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO--

UHH! AAH!

[GASPING] WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

UNH!

I MAY BE A FOOL FOR LOVE, DARLING,

BUT I'M NO DOPE.

I PROGRAMMED A FAIL-SAFE MECHANISM

IN CASE YOU BETRAYED ME...

AGAIN.

AAH!

EVEN NOW, THE NANITES ARE LIQUEFYING YOUR BODY.

OHH! UH!

[GASP]

MY BODY!

MY BEAUTIFUL BODY! OHH!

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH THE ANTIDOTE.

HELP ME, MY LOVE, PLEASE.

Darcy: OHH!

SORRY, DARCY,

BUT YOU JUST DON'T PLAY FAIR.

OHH!

OHH!

[TOYMAN SNIFFS]

[SIREN]

I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR SAVING ME, SUPERMAN.

THANK STATIC.

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT HIM.

HEY, WORKING WITH YOU HAS BEEN THE REAL DEAL.

IF YOU EVER NEED A SIDEKICK

OR SOMEONE TO WATCH THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE

WHILE YOU'RE OUT OF TOWN.

YOU'RE AT THE TOP OF THE LIST.

TILL NEXT TIME.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS WITH THE MAN OF STEEL.

LET ME TELL YOU,

THERE IS NOTHING MORE AWESOME

THAN HANGING WITH YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO.

YEAH, I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN.

? YEAH ?

? WILL IT BE TOMORROW ?

? WHEN OUR TIME WILL COME, YEAH ?

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

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