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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

? FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! ?

? FIRE! YOU KEEP TRYIN' TO STOP ME ?

? I'M READY TO DROP ?

? NO MATTER WHAT YOU TRY ?

? I'LL FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS ?

? THE WEAPON I WILL CHOOSE ?

? I'LL FIGHT AND I'LL BITE ?

? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ?

[BOTH GASP]

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

AAH! AAH!

LOOK OUT!

CALL FOR BACKUP!

OOH, NOW THIS IS REALLY HOT.

I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED LIKE YOU, EBON.

WANNA STEAL SOME WHEELS? GO AHEAD.

BUT THESE ARE MINE.

AAH!

ARGH!

AAH!

OHH.

YOU'RE NOT EBON.

YOU'RE SOME KIND OF FREAK.

HEY, I CAN'T IGNITE.

NO, BUT I CAN.

AAH!

RAHR!

[GASPS]

WHERE AM I?

A JAIL CELL, DEAR BOY.

YOU SHOULD FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.

RRR! UNH! UHH!

EBON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HE TOOK MY POWERS TOO, CHUMP.

WHAT ARE YOU?

THE LEECH, BECAUSE I CAN SUCK THE POWERS

OUT OF OTHER META-HUMANS.

AND ONCE I COLLECT ALL YOU BANG BABIES,

I'M GOING TO BE UNSTOPPABLE.

A MEGA-META-HUMAN.

SO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

TIME TO FIND SOME MORE SUCKEES, SUCKERS.

HA HA HA HA!

YO, AS THE TOP PRODUCER IN HOLLYWOOD,

I COULD BE WORKING WITH ALL THE BIG-NAME ACTS.

SO, WHO DO I CHOOSE? THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL.

YOU, LITTLE RUBEO.

WE'LL DO CONCERTS, TV,

MOVIES, ALL PRODUCED BY YOURS TRULY,

BERNIE RAST!

WAIT TILL YOU HEAR WHAT I HAVE PLANNED.

IT'S LIL' ROMEO,

AND HOW CAN YOU PLAN ANYTHING

WHEN WE DON'T HAVE A CONTRACT YET?

MY WORD IS MY CONTRACT. ASK ANYBODY.

I HAVE.

OH.

YEAH!

BUT, LISTEN, I'VE GOT THE PERFECT WAY

FOR YOU TO CONNECT WITH YOUR FANS,

TO SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE A REGULAR DUDE.

THEY ALREADY KNOW THAT.

RIGHT, RIGHT. MY BAD.

ANYWAY, IT'S LIKE THIS.

I HELD A CONTEST.

YOU WHAT?

AND THESE 2 GIRLS WON THE CHANCE

TO DIRECT YOUR NEXT VIDEO.

LOOK, I'M SURE THEY'RE COOL AND ALL,

BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO SOME GIRLS' HOME MOVIE.

I PASS.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, W-WAIT.

GUESS WHO THESE GIRLS GUARANTEE THEY CAN GET

TO BE IN THE VIDEO WITH YOU?

WHO?

ONLY YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO!

STATIC?

WORD.

WE COULD EVEN GET YOU YOUR OWN STATIC COSTUME.

FOR REAL?

IF I ASK HIM TO, IT'S DONE, BABY.

STATIC AND ME, WE DID A BIG SHOW TOGETHER,

AND SO WE TIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING.

OK, MR. RAST.

IF YOU REALLY GOT STATIC, YOU GOT A DEAL.

TRUST ME. I'VE GOT STATIC.

WHAT?!

WE DIDN'T MEAN TO PROMISE WE COULD GET STATIC.

IT JUST KIND OF CAME OUT THAT WAY

WHEN WE FILLED OUT THE CONTEST ENTRY FORM.

UH, WHO DID YOU MAKE THAT PROMISE TO?

THE GUY WHO RAN THE CONTEST.

HE'S THE BIGGEST, GREATEST,

MOST SUCCESSFUL HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER EVER,

BERNIE RAST!

BERNIE RAST? BERNIE RAST?

PRETTY COOL, HUH?

I'M GONNA PUT UP A BUNCH OF FLYERS.

MAYBE STATIC'LL SEE ONE OF THEM AND CONTACT US.

SEE YOU LATER.

THAT SHOW WE DID WITH RAST WAS A DISASTER.

I'M NOT GOING NEAR THAT GUY.

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE FRIEDA AND DAISY HANGING, ARE YOU?

LOOK, THEY GOT THEMSELVES INTO THIS,

THEY CAN GET THEMSELVES OUT.

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA BE IN THAT VIDEO. EVER!

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. STATIC.

NOW HOLD STILL.

[STATIC CHOKES]

YOU KNOW, I ADMIRE A BROTHER WHO STICKS TO HIS PRINCIPLES.

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO SEE ONE AROUND, WOULD YOU?

THERE YOU ARE!

MWAH! MWAH!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS.

[GIRLS GIGGLE]

MAYBE THIS ISN'T GONNA BE SO BAD AFTER ALL.

Bernie Rast: YO, STAT MAN!

THEN AGAIN...

YOU LOOK FABULOUS!

BEEN WORKING OUT? YEAH, HOW'S IT GOING, GIZMO?

MY NAME IS GEAR.

YEAH, YEAH. LOVE THE NEW NAME.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

ALL RIGHT! LIL' ROMEO'S HERE!

SWEET RIDE.

I BET IT COMES WITH ITS OWN ZIP CODE.

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

LIL' ROMEO, BABE, HOW YOU DOING?

YO, STATIC!

MAN, I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

YOU, TOO, GEAR.

BACK AT YOU.

DOUBLE BACK AT YOU.

ROMEO, MEET DAISY AND FRIEDA,

YOUR DIRECTORS.

WE'RE SO EXCITED!

BUT IN A VERY PROFESSIONAL WAY.

YES. FIRST WE THOUGHT WE'D BLOCK OUT THE MASTER SHOT.

THEN DO CLOSEUPS.

THEN BREAK FOR THE DOLLY SETUP.

COOL, COOL.

BUT WHEN DO I GET TO PUT ON MY STATIC COSTUME?

STATIC COSTUME? STATIC COSTUME?

OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT, DIDN'T I?

HEH HEH.

NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL STYLIN'.

? FEELIN' RICHIE RICH, PLAY ?

? IF YOU GOT IT SCREAM YOUR NAME, HEY ?

ACTUALLY, THAT COSTUME'S KIND OF CUTE ON HIM.

? KNOWING IT, KNOWING IT, KNOWING IT, KNOWING IT ?

? I'M THE YOUNGEST SOLDIER, I GOT THE GAME FITTED ?

? THE NEW NO LIMIT GAME, TIME DID IT ?

CAN...YOU... FEEL IT?!

[BEEPING] UH-OH.

CUT! CUT!

SORRY. BACKPACK'S PICKED UP A META-HUMAN ALERT.

COOL!

THIS'LL HAVE TO WAIT.

THERE'S TROUBLE SOMEWHERE!

YEAH, LIKE IN MY SCHEDULE!

[SCREAMING, BELL RINGING]

Static: DROP THOSE JEWELS, TALON!

HOW ABOUT IF I DROP YOU TWO INSTEAD?

[SCREECH]

OOH.

EBON?

WHY ARE YOU--

HEY, YOU'RE NOT EBON.

NO, MY DEAR.

MY CHARMS FAR EXCEED HIS.

UNH! UHH!

SEE? I ALWAYS LEAVE THE LADIES WEAK IN THE KNEES.

Gear: YO, SKULL HEAD! PUT HER DOWN!

NOT A CHANCE.

BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU EMPTY-HANDED.

CATCH.

GAH!

NEXT TIME, STATIC,

IT'S YOUR TURN.

TA-TA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

? STATIC AND ROME ?

? WE DOWN ALL THE WAY ?

? PLAYIN' IT STRAIGHT 'CAUSE CRIME NEVER PAYS ?

? STATIC AND ROME ?

? WE DOWN ALL THE WAY ?

? PLAYIN' IT STRAIGHT 'CAUSE CRIME NEVER PAYS, OK ?

AND...CUT!

LOOKIN' GOOD, ROMEO.

CAREFUL YOU DON'T PUT ME OUT OF A JOB.

I ALMOST COULD, HUH? HEH.

CHECK OUT THE SPECIAL EFFECTS IN MY COSTUME.

Static: SWEET!

NOW IT'S MY TURN.

WOW. IT MUST BE AWESOME TO HAVE ALL THAT POWER.

IT'S, LIKE, UNLIMITED.

NOT UNLIMITED.

? COME ON, COME ON, POWER ?

? COME ON, COME ON, POWER ?

? THIS HERE IS GONNA LAST TILL DAWN ?

? IF YOU'RE NOT MICHAEL JACKSON STAY OFF THE WALL ?

? JUST THROW YOUR HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR ?

Static: IF I GET SOAKED WITH WATER,

I SHORT OUT JUST LIKE THIS LIGHT BULB. SEE?

HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED?

OH, YEAH.

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A BEAT-DOWN.

WHAT'D YOU DO?

I USED MY HEAD TO FIGURE OUT

SOME WAY TO RECHARGE MYSELF.

SOMETIMES THIS

IS THE MOST RELIABLE SUPERPOWER OF THEM ALL.

Gear, on shock vox: YO, DENZEL!

WHAT UP?

THEY GOT THOSE CHEESE DINGLES YOU LIKE.

ON MY WAY.

TIGHT COMMUNICATOR.

IT'S CALLED A SHOCK VOX.

HERE. YOU CAN BORROW IT.

NOW YOUR COSTUME'S REALLY AUTHENTIC.

THANKS.

SO WE START ON YOU FLYING OVER THE FERRIS WHEEL,

AND WE TILT DOWN TO LIL' ROMEO ON THE STAGE,

THEN YOU LAND NEXT TO HIM AND SING ALONG.

GOT IT.

OK, THIS IS A RUN-THROUGH.

AND ACTION!

? STATIC AND ROME, WE DOWN ALL THE WAY ?

? PLAYIN' IT STRAIGHT 'CAUSE CRIME NEVER PAYS ?

? STATIC AND ROME, DOWN ALL THE WAY ?

? PLAYIN' IT STRAIGHT 'CAUSE CRIME NEVER PAYS, OK ?

HEY!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

EVERYBODY, CLEAR OUT!

[SCREECH]

I TOLD YOU I'D COME BACK FOR YOU.

Lil' Romeo: HEY, LET ME GO, YOU FREAK!

UHH...

STATIC, THIS IS TERRIBLE!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NOBODY KILLED ME!

SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.

LIL' ROMEO'S JUST BEEN KIDNAPPED.

Lil' Romeo: LET GO, YOU WEIRDO!

UHH! UHH!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I SHOULD HAVE LEECHED YOUR POWERS BY NOW.

THAT'S 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY POWERS, FOOL.

UHH!

HEY, LOOK. IT'S LIL' ROMEO.

HA! YOU GRABBED THE WRONG HERO, ZERO!

RRR!

RRR!

BACK OFF!

MESS WITH ME, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO MESS WITH MY POSSE.

DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M AFRAID OF SOME STREET GANG?

STREET GANG?

DOG, I'M TALKING ABOUT MY LAWYERS.

Static, on shock vox: ROMEO, YOU READ ME? PICK UP, MAN.

STATIC.

LISTEN UP, SUCKA DUDE, LET ROMEO GO.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WE'LL MAKE A TRADE.

YOU GET LIL' ROMEO, AND I GET YOU.

DEAL. WHERE AND WHEN?

THE NORTH SIDE OF THE PARK IN A HALF HOUR. AND COME ALONE.

OTHERWISE, LIL' ROMEO'S LAST ALBUM

WILL REALLY BE HIS LAST ALBUM.

HA HA HA HA!

SO, UH, WHILE YOU'RE WAITING,

THINK I COULD HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

HEY, IT'S FOR MY SISTER, OK?

OK, LEECH, HERE I AM.

SHOW YOURSELF.

? BRING IT ?

? HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, GUESS WHO'S BACK THE BEST ON WEST ?

? AND WHEN IT, WHEN IT COMES TO SPITTING HEAT ON TRACKS ?

? I TREAT YOU LIKE YOU WANNA BE TREATED ?

? I CAN'T BE DEFEATED ?

? Y'ALL HATERS NEED TO ACT LIKE... ?

CHILL OUT! AAH!

I'LL GET YOU!

NO! STAY AWAY! IT'S A TRICK!

HA! UHH!

I GOT THE BRAKE LINE, STATIC.

BETTER HURRY.

WHOA! OHH!

? TWINS 'CAUSE THEY COME IN TWOS ?

? YO, BRING IT, YOU CAN'T WALK IN MY SHOES ?

AAH!

? HAVE NO FEAR, THE WINNIE IS HERE ?

? YOU BEEN WAITING FOR HIM TO RETURN ALL YEAR ?

? SO BRING IT, Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR THIS ?

? I'M BACK, ANOTHER RADIO HIT ?

? SO BRING IT ?

? STILL HOLDIN' IT DOWN, TOP OF THE TOWN ?

? AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA STOP ME NOW ?

? SO BRING IT, I CAME A LONG WAY ?

? TRUST ME, I'M HERE TO STAY ?

? SO BRING IT, I'VE PAID MY DUES ?

? Y'ALL CONFUSED, I WILL NOT LOSE ?

? BRING IT ?

UNH! UHH!

? BRING IT, Y'ALL ?

? I'M SHARP AS A MACHETE, Y'ALL ?

? STILL BALL, BUT MY FLOW SO STEADY, Y'ALL ?

? EVERY ONE OF MY CHAINS IS SO HEAVY, Y'ALL ?

? THE NEW NO LIMIT, THAT BE THE LABEL, Y'ALL ?

GUH!

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I RIDE A ROLLER COASTER.

SURPRISE!

AAH! AAH!

LET'S SEE YOU RAP ABOUT THIS.

STATIC!

[GROANS]

OW!

DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF.

NOW YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF MY COLLECTION--

POWERLESS.

FOR ONCE, I REALLY WISH YOU COULD HELP US, HERO.

UHH. MY POWERS... UHH. UHH.

MY WINGS. THEY'RE GROWING BACK!

UHH!

SO THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.

YOU CAN'T HOLD ON TO ANYBODY'S POWERS, CAN YOU?

THAT'S RIGHT, SO MAKE YOURSELF COMFY.

YOU'LL BE HERE FOR A LONG TIME.

IT HAPPENED RIGHT OVER THERE.

I CAN'T GET ROBIN?

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE KID IN THE TIGHTS?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THE GREEN ONE.

I CAN SEND A LIMO RIGHT NOW!

Lil' Romeo: IF ONLY I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING.

DON'T WORRY. GEAR'LL FIND STATIC.

HOW MANY EMPTY JAILS CAN THERE BE IN THIS CITY?

DID YOU SEE ANYTHING ELSE AT THE JAIL THAT MIGHT HELP?

NO. I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING.

IT WAS JUST A JAIL.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HANG ON.

LEECH PUNCHED THE WALL,

BUT IT WASN'T MADE OF BRICK.

I THINK IT WAS FAKE, JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES.

THIS IS THE OLDEST MOVIE STUDIO IN DAKOTA.

NOW IT'S JUST USED FOR STORAGE.

MAX, TAKE THE LADIES TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION.

I WANNA CHECK THIS PLACE OUT.

NO! YOUR FANS WOULD KILL US

IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO YOU.

NOT TO MENTION OUR PRODUCER.

OK, I PROMISE NOT TO GO IN

TILL YOU GET BACK WITH THE POLICE.

Leech: HA HA HA HA HA!

NOW THESE ARE WHAT I CALL POWERS!

? THE MOTIVE IS MONEY, THE MISSION FILLED WITH DANGER ?

? NO MONEY IN YOUR POCKET, NEVER TAKE IT FROM A STRANGER ?

IT'S DEFINITELY THE RIGHT PLACE.

? THE FOOD CHAIN WAR MADE MY CREW HARDCORE ?

? YOU KNOW A THUG GOTTA GET PAID AND ALL ?

? STEP IN THE PLACE, BANGIN' THE BASS ?

? WHOEVER GET IN MY FACE, I'LL MAKE RETIRE LIKE MASE, UNH ?

UNH! [GASP]

STATIC?

STATIC?

YO, STATIC!

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

IT'S LIL' ROMEO.

ROMEO! HEY! OVER HERE!

WE'RE DOWN HERE!

COME ON, MAN.

ROMEO! ROMEO!

OVER HERE!

STATIC!

RAPPER TO THE RESCUE.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

YOU GOT TO GET US ALL OUT OF HERE.

TALK ABOUT THE MIDAS TOUCH.

Gear: HEY, LEECH...

AAH!

UNH! UNHH!

[STRAINING GRUNTS]

POOR BOY.

I'D STEAL YOUR POWERS, TOO,

BUT THEY APPEAR TO BE THE KIND YOU COULD BUY

AT A HARDWARE STORE.

[BEEP]

COME ON, THE DOOR'S OVER HERE.

IT'S HIM!

KEEP GOING.

ALL THIS WORK HAS MADE ME A LITTLE HUNGRY...

FOR POWER!

HEY!

[GRUNTS]

TELL THE HEAD SUCKA WE SAID ADIOS.

THAT'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH!

[STRAINED GRUNTING]

WHAT DO WE DO?

IF THOSE CABLES ARE HOT,

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RECHARGE.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

[LEECH SCREAMS]

BETTER HURRY.

RRAAH! RRRAAH!

HOW DID THEY ESCAPE?

[BUZZING]

MAYBE THEY HAVEN'T.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

AAAH!

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU RUN.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH JUICE.

LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT.

? YOU WANT BEEF, BRING IT, IF YOU GOT BEEF, BRING IT ?

? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS ?

UNHH!

? YOU WANNA START SOMETHIN', BRING IT ?

AAH!

? YOU GOT BEEF, BRING IT, YOU WANT TROUBLE, BRING IT ?

? YOU GOT TROUBLE, BRING IT ?

? CATS WANT BEEF, THEY BEG FOR GRIEF ?

? GETS NO RELIEF, BUST THROUGH YOUR TEETH ?

[CHUCKLES]

? RAPPERS THINK THE REST BOUGHT 'EM ?

AAH!

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING I COULD USE ON THAT FOOL.

? SO YOU CAN'T GET WITH US ?

? ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST ?

? LED THE LEAD BUS ?

? 1, 2, 3, BY THE WORLD'S SICKEST ?

? THAT BE ME ?

AAH!

ALL TAPPED OUT, AREN'T YOU, STATIC?

AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY THAT WAY.

I'LL JUST USE YOUR POWERS TO TRAP THE OTHERS AGAIN.

[FOOTSTEPS ON CATWALK]

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, KID.

YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE ALL WASHED-UP.

[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]

AAH!

YOU STOLE STATIC'S POWER,

BUT YOU GOT HIS WEAKNESS, TOO.

[PAINED GROANS]

AAH!

[POLICE SIRENS]

THAT WAS PRETTY SLICK,

SETTING OFF THE SPRINKLERS LIKE THAT.

WELL, I JUST DID LIKE YOU SAID--

I USED THAT SUPERPOWER WE ALL HAVE, UP HERE.

WE'LL TAKE HIM DOWNTOWN WITH THE OTHERS.

Gear: YO, BRO...

THEY'RE EASIER TO CATCH

WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE THEIR POWERS.

GOOD WORK, MY MAN.

GUESS THE SHOW'S OVER FOR THEM, TOO.

YEAH. LIKE THEY SAY,

CUT, PRINT, AND THAT'S A WRAP.

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