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[instrumental music]
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[bubbling]
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[beeping]
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Starting security check
on the Brainiac Stasis Field.
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[beeping]
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All six levels are intact.
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It's hard to believe
that's the last piece
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'of Brainiac's circuitry.'
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(Batman)
'The last that we know of.'
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How much of him
do you think is in there?
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Too much. He's a regenerative
computer program.
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A virus that won't die.
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There's an old saying
about the wisdom
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of keeping your enemies
close to you
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but there are times
I wouldn't mind sending
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'Brainiac down
the nearest black hole.'
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[alarms blaring]
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Hey, I need everyone
in the control room right away.
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We got a little problem.
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[keys beeping]
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- What's wrong?
- You got me.
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The sensors are going crazy,
but I can't see anything.
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There it is.
It's a cosmic superstring.
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It packs more energy
than a solar flare.
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Shields up!
Brace for collision!
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thud
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[groaning]
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- Our energy core is drained.
- What about backup?
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We have some, but not enough
to power the entire station.
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[alarm blaring]
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rizz
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I've checked all the rooms.
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Doesn't seem to have
caused much damage.
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You're a little too quick,
Flash.
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We've been knocked out of orbit.
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We're heading
for the stratosphere.
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If I ran around the power cords
Super-Speed
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and generate enough
static electricity to--
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No. You could damage the core.
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But there is someone
who can get us out of this
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if we can reach him in time.
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? I'm good to go
and yes I am ready ?
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? Fight the criminals
chase the bad guys ?
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? Save the world
fly through the sky ?
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? Half kid half amazin' ?
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? Okay static shock
who you facin' ?
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? Yeah one zip then you zapped ?
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? Good against evil
get trapped ?
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? Look in my eyes
I got the power ?
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? Villains run
from the static shower ?
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? Superhero static shock ?
? Woo woo ?
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? Superhero static shock ?
? Woo woo ?
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? Criminals get twisted ?
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? This superhero gifted ?
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? Bell rings
and I'm back in school ?
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? Nobody know what I do okay ?
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? Superhero static shock ?
? Woo woo ?
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? Superhero static shock ?
? Woo woo ?
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? Superhero static shock ?
? Woo woo ?
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? One zip then you zapped ?
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? Good against evil
get trapped ?
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? Look in my eyes
I've got the power ?
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? Villains run
from the static shower ?
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? Criminals get twisted ?
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? This superhero gifted ?
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? The bell rings
and I'm back in school ?
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? Nobody know what I do okay ?
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? Superhero static shock ?
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- It's an ambush!
- Look out!
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boom
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? Let's go ?
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Whoa!
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? Come on ?
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? Show me something
show me what you got ?
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?Show me something
hit me with your best shot ?
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? Bring it on bring it on
bring it on ?
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? Bring it on bring it on
show me what you got ?
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? Show me something
as I showed you ?
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How do you like
my new boy band, Static?
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I call them The Meta-Men.
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You barely beat
each of us alone, chump.
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Now that we've joined forces,
we're invincible.
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Ugh. Bro, who do we go
after first?
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The police.
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Ladies, first.
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[groans]
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You know something, sweetie?
You got an odor problem.
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Aah!
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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crash
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If I knew Static was friends
with the Justice League
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'I wouldn't have joined
you boneheads.'
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'Not even to do laundry.'
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The Justice League!
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? Fight fight fight fight ?
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? You can try to stop me ?
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[groans]
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Yo! How come you never told me
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you were down
with these big dogs?
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'Cause it's a secret.
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So secret
that I didn't even know.
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Yo, Batman, thanks for the help
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but don't you guys have
a galaxy to save or somethin'?
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- We need your help, Static.
- Say what?
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We need you to come
to the Watchtower.
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Up there? That one?
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Can I come too?
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This isn't a field trip.
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Please, oh, please.
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You can stuff me
in the stoway bin.
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And when we get up there,
I'll stand in the corner.
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You can choose which one.
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He can come,
but we have to move quickly.
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You heard the man.
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- Cool.
- Cool.
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I made it to geek heaven.
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Look! It's some sort of
multi-phasic monitoring system.
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I'll bet it can pick up
any broadcast signal on Earth.
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I have the power conduits
all set for Static.
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I'll see you
in the control room.
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What's goin' on?
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We were hit by a cosmic anomaly.
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It drained the Watchtower's
central power core.
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We need you
to recharge it for us.
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Recharge the station? Me?
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Don't you guys
have jumper cables?
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This conduit leads
to the power core
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built deep inside the center
of the Watchtower.
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'Here's where you can feed in
your energy.'
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Some adventure. I feel
like a great big AA battery.
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Another way of looking at it
is you're preventing the station
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from crashing
somewhere on Earth.
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Quite possibly Dakota.
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Maybe I should start
recharging the station.
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Good idea.
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[electricity crackling]
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Hey, rember your promise
about staying in the corner.
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- But--
- In the corner.
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[groans]
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(Hawkgirl)
'We regained our thrusters.'
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I'm re-stabilizing
our Earth orbit.
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whoosh
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Orbit re-stabilized.
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[screaming]
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Easy, G.L.,
he's Sparky's buddy.
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[Gear groans]
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No pictures.
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Alright, Static,
now that Green Lantern's back
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he can take it from here.
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Good. I feel
like a grilled patty.
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We don't have to go yet, do we?
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So far, I've only seen
one corner of the room.
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[alarm blaring]
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It's a distress call
from Novalis 2.
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An asteroid swarm is threatening
to collide with their planet.
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This is going to take all of us.
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There goes an afternoon movie.
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What about them?
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The Watchtower
isn't fully charged yet
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so Static and Gear
will have to stick around.
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- Just in case.
- By themselves?
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As long as
they don't touch anything
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they should be fine.
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You guys are old enough
to stay home alone, right?
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(both)
Right.
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? Hey hey hey
everybody get your groove on ?
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?Hey hey hey ?
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Pizza in the Watchtower.
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Does it get any better
than this?
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Yeah. Hope they don't mind us
raidin' the fridge.
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Hey, we're growing superheroes.
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And I just spent
around 500 gazillion calories
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chargin' up this place.
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- Did you see that?
- What?
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There was a face lookin' at us
on the screen.
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It didn't look human.
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Phew, big deal.
We just spent the whole day
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with a Martian
and a Thanagarian.
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[alarm blaring]
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That can't be good.
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[both screaming]
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rizz
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[grunting]
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[both grunting]
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Run!
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Why won't it close?
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Maybe I can override it.
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[sighs]
I think I lost my appetite.
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(Gear)
I don't know if this is a good idea.
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We don't wanna make
the J. League mad.
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You saw hawk-nose
swing that mace.
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Yeah, well, I'd like
to find out why this place
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almost blew us outta here.
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Hey, look.
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Huh?
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My bedroom could sure
use one of those.
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This is weird, bro.
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'The computer's firewalls
are expanding.'
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It's as if a virus
is taking over
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and locking everybody else out.
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Can you isolate it?
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(Gear)
Man, it's slippery, but I think I got it.
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The League files have it ID-ed.
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The virus is called...Brainiac?
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That's the face.
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What's he doing in their system?
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(Brainiac)
Correction. My system.
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I've been growing exponentially
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ever since I sent
the Justice League away.
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What?
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I summoned them away
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with a false distress call.
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'When I dispose of you two'
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'the last human infestation'
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'will be gone
from the Watchtower.'
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Then I will turn it
into my new body
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and use it to assimilate
the planet Earth.
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Assimilate the Earth?
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First, I will collect
all of the Earth's knowledge
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and then I will destroy it.
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Whoa. This virus wants to do
a lot more than erase emails.
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Yeah, but why is he
tellin' us everything?
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[gasps]
It's a distraction!
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[whirring]
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rizz
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(Brainiac)
You only delayed the inevitable.
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All of this space
will soon belong to me.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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[both grunting]
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And to think
I begged to come here.
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[gasps]
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Whoa! That's a big robot.
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'That's like
a Shaq-size robot.'
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Backpack, I could use
a little help here.
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Hey, computer-bot,
digitize this!
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Ah!
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rizz
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(Brainiac)
'There is nothing you can do.'
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'And no point
in trying to hide.'
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We gotta call
the Justice League.
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I'm gonna try to use
their comm link.
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'Brainiac doesn't have
full control yet.'
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[gasps]
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(Gear on radio)
'Justice League, over.'
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[garbled]
'Please come in. Justice League, over.'
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I can't boost the signal.
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Distress call, fake!
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Repeat, distress call, fake!
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Brainiac loose and..
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Static, look out! Look out!
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(Brainiac)
'You are only delaying the inevitable.'
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(Gear)
You keep sayin' that like it's a bad thing.
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[grunts]
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00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:04,234
Come on.
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00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:22,801
The launch bays aren't
responding. We can't get in.
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Let's go.
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pew pew
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00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:40,168
[screams]
260
00:14:40,235 --> 00:14:42,334
(Batman)
I can't connect to any of the systems inside.
261
00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:44,134
Brainiac has completely
cut us off.
262
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:47,601
But maybe I can still reach
Static and Gear.
263
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:50,201
Static, Gear, come in.
Do you read me?
264
00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,767
What is your situation?
265
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:54,201
[both grunting]
266
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:59,267
Let's just say
there's room for improvement.
267
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,001
[both grunting]
268
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:06,268
Now, I know how my pimples feel.
269
00:15:06,335 --> 00:15:10,267
(Brainiac)
It's time to rid myself of you human pests.
270
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:14,267
[grunts]
271
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:18,434
rizz
272
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,368
? You wanna play rough?
Let's play ?
273
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:22,334
? You wanna hang tough?
Okay ?
274
00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:24,134
? You wanna play rough?
Let's play ?
275
00:15:24,201 --> 00:15:25,301
? You wanna hang tough tough? ?
276
00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:26,867
?Okay let's play ?
277
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:29,668
Uh-oh, I think you made him mad.
278
00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:31,735
? You wanna hang tough?
Okay let's play ?
279
00:15:31,801 --> 00:15:34,634
? Okay okay
let's play play play ?
280
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,634
? Let's play play play ?
281
00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:41,934
(Brainiac)
'Stop. I am not done. Stop.'
282
00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:43,051
pew pew
283
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:50,267
(Static)
Batman, you still there?
284
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:51,768
I've located your position.
285
00:15:51,835 --> 00:15:53,668
You're close
to the central power core.
286
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,101
You need to shut it down.
287
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,701
How am I supposed to do that?
288
00:15:56,768 --> 00:15:58,434
You have to drain the core
this time
289
00:15:58,501 --> 00:15:59,835
and absorb its energy.
290
00:15:59,901 --> 00:16:01,834
You mean take back
what I put into it?
291
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,134
Exactly.
292
00:16:03,201 --> 00:16:05,368
Well, I lit this crib
in the first place.
293
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:07,834
So, I guess I'm the best guy
to turn the lights out.
294
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,668
Yeah, hi, what about Brainiac?
295
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,835
You really think he's gonna
let us get near the core?
296
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:13,401
I've been jamming
our communication
297
00:16:13,468 --> 00:16:14,834
so, he won't know our plan.
298
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,067
And now that Justice League
299
00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:18,234
is gonna provide
a major distraction.
300
00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:20,234
So, get going. Over and out.
301
00:16:20,301 --> 00:16:23,533
pew pew pew
302
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,101
crash
303
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,817
pew pew pew
304
00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:42,534
boom
305
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:47,601
That should give Brainiac
a king-size headache.
306
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:54,883
I got it.
307
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,534
boom
308
00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:06,001
(Gear)
This has gotta be the place.
309
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,567
[whirring]
310
00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:18,368
Keep Backpack plugged in,
just in case.
311
00:17:19,201 --> 00:17:21,735
- Oh!
- Static!
312
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:25,267
I am everywhere.
I am everything.
313
00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:29,034
You cannot defeat me.
314
00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:30,801
[pop song]
315
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,734
Gear, this is no time
to download music.
316
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,067
Oh, yes, it is.
317
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:36,935
Downloading this song
100 billion times
318
00:17:37,002 --> 00:17:38,934
is filling up
the station's memory.
319
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:40,334
'Brainiac will crash'
320
00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:41,768
'just like
my home computer does'
321
00:17:41,835 --> 00:17:43,800
if I try to do
too many things at once.
322
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:46,135
[garbled music]
323
00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:48,401
Hear that, guys?
The Watchtower has been turned
324
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,968
into a house party
and Gear and Static are the DJs.
325
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:53,534
They're trying to disorient him
from the inside.
326
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:56,002
Looks like it's working.
327
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,201
What's-what's-what's
hap-hap-happening?
328
00:17:58,267 --> 00:17:59,834
Cannot-cannot concentrate.
329
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,468
Need-need-need more m-me-memory.
330
00:18:02,534 --> 00:18:05,801
Need-need-need more m-me-memory.
331
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:09,700
So much for the beat. Now,
it's time for the beat down.
332
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:10,700
?Come on ?
333
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,568
[grunts]
334
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,867
? Let's get rolling rolling ?
335
00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:16,034
? Let the battle begin ?
336
00:18:16,101 --> 00:18:18,201
Cover me.
I'm going to gaze inside.
337
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,668
? Let's get rolling ?
338
00:18:19,735 --> 00:18:21,001
? Let the battle begin ?
339
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:25,401
? Battle battle battle begin ?
340
00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:27,368
? Let's get rolling come on ?
341
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:29,468
No-o! No!
342
00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:32,668
No, I can-can-can
cannot be-be-be beaten.
343
00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:36,633
I am Bra-ainiac,
B-Braini-Brainiac.
344
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,668
Got to hold on.
345
00:18:38,735 --> 00:18:42,034
One-one-one day, I, I will
be-be-be back-be back-be back
346
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:47,101
and-and-and I will
play the funk down.
347
00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:52,534
[groans]
348
00:18:52,601 --> 00:18:55,701
Yo, Brainiac's not too bad
on the mic.
349
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,900
Mix-master Brainiac.
Now ,that's fat.
350
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:02,117
Yes, very fat indeed.
351
00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:09,102
(Hawkgirl)
You did well, both of you.
352
00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:12,267
Hey, just another day's work
for us superheroes, right?
353
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,534
Do not make light
of your accomplishment.
354
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,768
This was a very serious matter.
355
00:19:16,835 --> 00:19:20,401
Yeah, you two dweebs
saved the world today.
356
00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:23,267
So, when I'm lookin'
for work this summer
357
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:25,434
can I put that on my resume?
358
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:26,735
We'd better get back.
359
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,601
There's plenty of work
left to do.
360
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,035
Could I, please, just get one
picture of everyone
361
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:36,102
so, tomorrow I can believe
this actually happened?
362
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,534
Maybe one.
363
00:19:38,601 --> 00:19:41,568
? And you'll know
when you know ?
364
00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:43,735
? We're gonna work out
in the end ?
365
00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:46,201
? But we got to hang tough ?
366
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,501
? 'Cause you know for sure ?
367
00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:51,102
? We're gonna make it
in the end ?
368
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:53,534
? We're gonna work out
in the end ?
369
00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:54,935
You think my pops
will understand
370
00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:57,934
I was late for dinner
'cause I had to save the world?
371
00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,868
Probably not.
372
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:03,633
Okay. Yeah, then I'll just
tell him it was your fault.
373
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:07,900
Later.
374
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,017
[yawns]
375
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:21,267
Time to shut you down, buddy.
376
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:24,568
Hey! Backpack, ugh,
what's the matter with you?
377
00:20:24,634 --> 00:20:27,434
What're you doing?
Hey! Hey, stop!
378
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:30,334
(Brainiac)
So, you thought it was over, did you?
379
00:20:30,401 --> 00:20:35,401
Incorrect, human.
This is only the beginning.
380
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:39,267
[Richie groans]
'No! No! Stop!'
381
00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:41,284
'Uh! Sto-op!'
382
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,200
[theme music]
383
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:52,800
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