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? GOTTA BE, BE, GO

[VIRGIL GROWLING]

Virgil: FEED ME. FEED ME!

FEED ME!

HELLO?

GOOD MORNING, VIRGIL. AAH!

YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA WARN A BROTHER

WHEN YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THAT MANY COLORS IN THE MORNING.

I LEFT MY SHADES UPSTAIRS.

EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS ONE OF THE DASHIKIS I GOT

WHEN WE WENT TO AFRICA.

I'M WEARING IT TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER

FOR MY NEW COUNSELING INTERNSHIP.

NOW, WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK?

I REALLY THINK

YOU KNOW, VIRGIL,

THE TRIP WE MADE TO GHANA WITH DADDY

GAVE ME AN ENTIRELY NEW OUTLOOK ON LIFE.

OH, GOOD FOR YOU.

ONLY, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BREAKFAST?

FOR A LONG TIME, YOU'VE CHOSEN TO DIS MY COOKING.

NOW I'VE CHOSEN TO STOP MAKING YOUR MEALS.

SAY WHAT?

AHH, THAT WAS REALLY CLEANSING.

I FEEL EMPOWERED.

YEAH, RIGHT.

SHE'S EMPOWERED, I'M STARVIN'.

[LAUGHTER, CHATTER]

WE TAKE ONE LOUSY VACATION

AND SUDDENLY SHARON IS THE QUEEN OF SELF-ESTEEM.

V, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

WITH BEING PROUD OF YOUR HERITAGE.

YOU SHOULD RESEARCH YOUR FAMILY TREE. I DID IT.

RICH, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR FAMILY TREE

IS JUST ONE BIG POTATO.

YOU'RE IRISH.

WRONG-O. I'M 1/2 IRISH. AND THE OTHER HALF...

VIKINGS!

OH, YES, V, MY BLOOD RUNS THICK

WITH HERRING AND SOUR CREAM.

AH, THAT EXPLAINS THE HORNED HELMET IN YOUR CLOSET.

UNH.

CHILL, GODZILLA. WATCH OUT.

DO I LOOK LIKE TOKYO TO YOU?

YOU DISSIN' ME, DAWG?

ME? NO, NO.

I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND.

TOTALLY ON ME, MAN. MY BAD.

Girl: VIRGIL, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY, LITTLE FISH.

DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT DUDE?!

LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING HIGH SCHOOL

ON THE 10-YEAR PLAN.

DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE MARCUS REED?

THAT'S MARCUS?

[WHISTLES] HE GOT A LOT BIGGER.

FOOD MUST BE GOOD AT JUVENILE HALL.

MAN, DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK WITH HIM, V.

THAT IS ONE MAJOR HEAD CASE.

HEY, I COULD TAKE HIM.

NO, STATIC COULD TAKE HIM.

VIRGIL, IF HE WANTS TO KEEP HIS IDENTITY SECRET,

WILL STICK WITH SNIVELLING AND RUNNING AWAY.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY HELPING ME

WITH MY SELF-ESTEEM.

HEY, I DO THE BEST I CAN WITH WHAT I GOT TO WORK WITH.

[POLICE RADIO DRONES]

BANG BABY.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THE METAHUMAN CONTAINMENT TEAM.

ROJAS, I'VE BEEN ON THIS BEAT

SINCE YOU WERE IN KINDERGARTEN.

I SAY WHEN TO CALL FOR BACKUP.

[THUD] Policeman: UNH!

Rojas: PACKARD?

[GROWLING]

[ALARM BELL RINGING]

[PAINED SHRIEK]

CALL...FOR BACKUP.

INCOMING!

BURGER FOOL BURRITO?

I TOLD YOU, SHARON ISN'T COOKING.

HMM...YUM.

"CONTAINS THE MINIMUM DAILY REQUIREMENT

OF CARDBOARD."

EAT UP, IT'S A GOOD SOURCE OF ROUGHAGE.

HEY, HIT THE SOUND.

...LAST NIGHT HE WAS TAKEN TO A HOSPITAL,

WHERE A SPOKESWOMAN ANNOUNCED

THAT OFFICER PACKARD IS IN FAIR CONDITION.

MEANWHILE, INVESTIGATORS REPORT

THAT NOTHING WAS MISSING FROM THE WAREHOUSE.

HEY...OFFICER PACKARD WAS THE COP

WHO BUSTED MARCUS LAST TIME.

RICH, I REALIZE THAT YOU'RE SMART AND ALL,

BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

I LOOKED IT UP ON MY NEW CRIME DATABASE

COMPUTER INDEX.

OH. WAIT. HOLD UP.

WHAT CRIME DATABASE COMPUTER INDEX?

I CROSS-INDEXED ALL NEWSPAPER CRIME REPORTS

FROM THE LAST 20 YEARS.

ABOUT 852 MILLION ITEMS IN ALL.

AND IT REALLY WORKS?

[SCOFFS] WOULD YOU ASK BATMAN THAT QUESTION?

NO.

BUT HE'S A FAMOUS CAPED CRUSADER

WITH HIS OWN BATMOBILE AND BATPLANE.

YOU ARE A SOPHOMORE WITH A POCKET PROTECTOR.

HERE'S MY POINT.

THE POLICE SAY THE INTRUDER DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING.

THEREFORE, THAT WAS NO ROBBERY.

THAT WAS AN AMBUSH, AND PACKARD WAS THE TARGET.

YOU THINK MARCUS IS THAT BANG BABY.

WELL, THIS DID HAPPEN

RIGHT AFTER MARCUS GOT OUT OF JUVENILE HALL.

Reporter: WE NOW TAKE YOU LIVE TO THE SPORTS ARENA,

CURRENT HOME OF THE DAKOTA AUTO SHOW.

REPORTS INDICATE THAT AN UNIDENTIFIED METAHUMAN

IS RAMPAGING THROUGH THE BUILDING.

Virgil: UH-OH!

GEE, I WAS HOPING I'D GET TO SEE THE AUTO SHOW THIS YEAR.

YEAH, THE PERIMETER'S SET. WE'RE GOING IN.

HOLD ON.

STATIC, GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

UH, THIS IS...

GEAR'S MY NAME,

TECHNOLOGY IS MY GAME.

PLEASE, TAKE A CARD. BACKPACK!

UH...THANKS.

WHAT'S THE SITUATION?

THE ARENA WAS UNOCCUPIED WHEN THAT THING BUSTED IN.

LUCKY FOR US THE CAR SHOW DOESN'T OPEN FOR ANOTHER HOUR.

[ANGRY GROWL INSIDE]

BETTER MAKE THAT 2 HOURS.

WE'LL FIND THAT BANG BABY FASTER IF WE SPLIT UP.

GREAT IDEA.

I GOT DIBS ON THE FOREIGN SPORTS CARS.

YOU TAKE THE SUVs.

SUVs? WHAT AM I, A SOCCER MOM?

Virgil: UH-OH...

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE AFTER ONE BIG CRASH-TEST DUMMY.

YO, GEAR, SEE ANYTHING? NOT YET.

Static: WELL, FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN,

THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A HANDFUL. STAY SHARP.

RELAX, DUDE, I AM TOTALLY...

FOCUSED.

[SIGHS] THEY HAVE GOT THE PROTON EXCHANGE RATIOS

ALL WRONG.

IF THEY JUST APPLY THE LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS

TO THE SQUARED INVERSE OF THE POSITRON SEQUENCE,

THEN--AAH! [GROWLING]

DEAL WITH THIS, CREEPOID!

[GROWLING]

GOTTA GO. BYE.

GEAR, TAKE COVER.

I GOT IT.

AAH! [GROWLING]

OK, PLAN "B."

UHH!

IF THIS KEEPS UP, I'M GONNA RUN OUT OF LETTERS.

STATIC!

[CRASH]

[CAR ALARM BLARING]

AAH!

STATIC, DON'T MOVE. I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE.

UNH...THOUGH IT MAY TAKE A WHILE.

HUH? [RUMBLING]

WHOA!

WHERE'S THE BEASTIE?

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT CAR ALARM WENT OFF

AND THEN IT TURNED AND BOLTED OUT OF HERE.

MUST HAVE KNOWN I WAS COMING.

WHICH WAY DID IT GO? IT?

IT...THE BANG BABY.

YOU KNOW, ABOUT 12 FEET TALL,

BIG TEETH AND CLAWS?

WE DIDN'T SEE A THING.

WHAT?! SOMETHING THAT BIG

CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR.

UNLESS IT DIDN'T STAY BIG.

IF I GET KICKED OUT OF DAKOTA HIGH,

A JUDGE GONNA PULL MY PROBATION.

I'M TRYING TO STAY COOL, BUT IT'S HARD.

I MEAN, JUST YESTERDAY, SOME KID STARTS TRIPPIN' AND DISSIN' ME.

MAKIN' JOKES.

HEY, I CAN RELATE.

I GOT A BROTHER LIKE THAT.

PEOPLE SEE ME, THEY JUST THINK I'M A GANGSTER.

MAYBE THAT'S ALL I AM.

OK, THEN, YOU MAY AS WELL GIVE UP.

HEY, YOU'RE MY COUNSELOR.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN WITH ME.

I AM DOWN WITH YOU, MARCUS,

BUT IF YOU BUY INTO THAT GANGSTER LABEL,

YOU ONLY CONFIRM OTHER PEOPLE'S PRECONCEPTIONS.

YOU DEFEAT YOURSELF.

YO, I DIDN'T COME UP EASY.

I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY,

BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST.

YOU GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.

MARCUS, YOU HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL.

YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE IT,

OR YOU CAN THROW IT ALL AWAY.

BIG NEWS.

MARCUS HAD A JOB LINED UP AT THE AUTO SHOW,

ONLY HIS BAD ATTITUDE GOT HIM FIRED.

WOW, THIS GUY'S REALLY CLOCKIN' THE PAYBACK HOURS.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

HE ALSO USED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,

BUT THAT IS DEFINITELY IN THE PAST TENSE.

WHICH DATABASE DID YOU GET THAT 411 FROM?

UH, I JUST HUNG AROUND THE GIRLS' TABLES AT LUNCH.

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE WAY THEY TALK.

HI. TAMARA LAWRENCE?

MM-HMM.

DID YOU USED TO DATE MARCUS REED?

WHY, YOU WRITING HIS BIOGRAPHY?

UH-UH. HE'S BEEN SWEATIN' ME.

YEAH, I USED TO GO WITH HIM.

AND IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE REAL CAREFUL.

MARCUS HAS A NASTY TEMPER,

AND SINCE THAT BLOWUP AT THE DOCKS, HMM...

HE'S BEEN REAL BAD.

YOU MEAN AFTER THE BIG BANG?

RIGHT. AFTER THAT, IF WE HAD A FIGHT,

HE'D TOTALLY LOSE IT.

HE'D GET SO MAD, HE'D JUST BUST THE DOOR DOWN

AND RUN OUT,

AND I WOULDN'T SEE HIM AGAIN FOR HOURS.

THAT'S WHY I BROKE UP WITH HIM.

[CAR STEREO PLAYING LOUD]

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.

HEY, BABE.

TURN IT DOWN, DEION.

YOU KNOW MY EARS ARE SENSITIVE.

NO PROB.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[VOLUME MUCH LOUDER]

? I'M GONNA GET THE PARTY CRACKIN' IN TIME ?

? I WILL NEVER HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE... ?

[CRASH]

WHAT-- [GASPS]

[GROWLING]

AAH!

THAT THING TRASHED MY RIDE!

I GOT A $6,000 SOUND SYSTEM IN THERE!

WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT FEELIN' YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC.

UHH!

[GROWLING]

AAH! AAH! AAH!

ANYONE GET THE NUMBER OF THAT BUS STOP?

YO, THIS MONSTER DISAPPEARS FASTER THAN FRONT-ROW TICKETS

TO A LITTLE ROMEO CONCERT.

UNH.

IT'S GOT TO BE HIM, RICH.

THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION.

OK, THEN I THINK IT'S TIME FOR STATIC AND GEAR

TO BRING HIM IN.

UH-UH-UH. NO, WE NEED PROOF.

WE HAVE TO DEFINITELY LINK MARCUS

TO ALL THOSE ATTACKS.

YOU KNOW, TAMARA SAID MARCUS HAD A BAD TEMPER.

MAYBE THAT'S THE KEY.

HE WAS MAD AT OFFICER PACKARD FOR ARRESTING HIM...

HE WAS MAD AT THE AUTO SHOW FOR FIRING HIM...

HE WAS MAD AT TAMARA HAVING A NEW BOYFRIEND.

THERE'S YOUR FORMULA.

MARCUS PLUS MAD EQUALS MONSTER!

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM DO THE OLD PRESTO CHANGE-O,

YOU GOTTA GET HIM ANGRY.

WELL, THAT WON'T BE HARD FOR ME.

SHARON ALWAYS SAYS WHEN IT COMES TO IRRITATING PEOPLE,

I'M THE BEST THERE IS.

HEY.

HEY.

YO, TAMARA, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT

YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S CAR.

YEAH, HE WAS, TOO.

BUT HE'S MORE UPSET ABOUT LOSING

THAT LOUD SOUND SYSTEM OF HIS.

YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,

HEY, MAYBE MARCUS IS THE MONSTER.

BUT THEN I FIGURED, NAH, IT COULDN'T BE.

MARCUS ISN'T THAT PRETTY.

HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH.

ON THE OTHER HAND, HE'S ALMOST TALL ENOUGH,

AND HE'S DEFINITELY FAT ENOUGH.

AND HE SURE LOOKS DUMB ENOUGH.

SO, I SAY--

WHAT'S WITH YOU, FOOL?!

IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU BUG ME IN SCHOOL,

BUT NOW YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH ME IN MY HOOD?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT...PUNK?

I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU INTO A WHOLE NEW ZIP CODE!

AAH! UNH!

MAN, HOW MAD DOES HE HAVE TO GET?

LOOK, IT'S J. LO!

HUH? WHERE AT?

YO, DAWG... YOU GOIN' DOWN.

? WANNA GO CLIP FOR CLIP ?

? WANNA GO WHIP FOR WHIP ?

? WANNA GO FIFTH FOR FIFTH ?

? DOUGH FOR DOUGH, DOUGH FOR DOUGH ?

? WANNA GO TOE TO TOE ?

? WANNA GO SLOW TO SLOW ?

? WANNA GO DOUGH FOR DOUGH ?

[RUMBLING, CREAKING]

WHEW. [CELL PHONE RINGS]

SHH!

V, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.

YOUR SISTER IS MARCUS' COUNSELOR.

WELL, SHE'S DOING A LOUSY JOB.

LISTEN, MARCUS CAN'T

HE WAS HERE AT THE CENTER WITH SHARON

RIGHT WHEN WE WERE FIGHTING THAT THING AT THE AUTO SHOW.

WHAT?! OH, MAN!

TOO LATE. I GOT MARCUS SO MAD

HE WANTS TO TURN MY FACE INTO A PICASSO.

Rich: WELL, IF HE CATCHES YOU,

AT LEAST YOU KNOW YOU CAN ZAP HIM.

OH, SURE, AND GIVE AWAY MY SECRET IDENTITY?

THERE'S A PLAN. [GROWLING]

UM, RICHIE...

I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.

[SNARLING, GROWLING]

AAH!

[ROARING]

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

? CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE ? ? CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE ?

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

? CAN'T SHAKE IT OFF, CAN'T BREAK IT OFF?

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

[GRUNTING]

? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?

? CAN'T SHAKE IT OFF, CAN'T BREAK IT OFF ?

? CAN'T FAKE IT OFF ?

[QUIETLY] RICH, I'M BACK,

AND I GOT BIG UGLY CHASING ME.

WELL, IF IT'S NOT MARCUS,

THEN WHY IS HE CHASING YOU.

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

[GROWLING]

WEIRD. EVERYONE MARCUS HAS A GRUDGE AGAINST,

THE MONSTER GOES AFTER.

MAYBE MARCUS CONTROLS IT.

OR MAYBE THE MONSTER WANTS EVERYONE TO THINK IT'S MARCUS.

MAYBE IT'S FRAMING HIM.

AAH! UHH...

[CALLIOPE MUSIC STARTS]

[MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS]

AAH!

Virgil: WHOA...

AAH!

UHH--UNH!

[MONSTER GROWLING]

[GASPS]

[MONSTER CHUCKLES]

SO, WHY AREN'T YOU GOING AFTER HIM?

MARCUS AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

[SCREECHES]

I'M ONTO YOU, DAWG.

OR SHOULD I SAY GIRLFRIEND?

WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?!

CHECK IT, MARCUS.

CREATURE FEATURE WANTS YOU TO TAKE THE BLAME

FOR ALL THE DAMAGE IT CREATED.

WHAT FOR?

MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU BROKE UP WITH HER.

AAH!

TAMARA?

[TAMARA/MONSTER VOICE] THAT'S RIGHT, SWEETIE.

BUT HOW--

REMEMBER THE NIGHT YOU BROKE UP WITH ME?

I WENT TO THE DOCKS LOOKING FOR YOU,

HOPING TO GET YOU BACK.

YOU WEREN'T THERE.

SO THE BIG BANG GOT YOU.

YEAH...BUT NOT YOU.

YOU WALKED AWAY CLEAN... FROM ME AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

SO YOU'RE BLAMING ME FOR WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, YEAH.

BEFORE ONLY MY HEART WAS HURTING.

NOW EVERYTHING HURTS.

I TRY TO CONTROL IT, BUT...

YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE

WITH A MONSTER INSIDE OF YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK IT'S TIME YOU STARTED SINGING

A DIFFERENT TUNE, HOMEGIRL.

AAH!

[GROWLING]

THESE WON'T HOLD ME LONG.

WON'T HAVE TO.

IF YOU'RE GONNA SING,

THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS A BACKUP BAND.

JUST THE THING FOR YOU

AND YOUR SENSITIVE EARS.

[CALLIOPE MUSIC PLAYING FAST, LOUD]

UHH! AAH!

TOO LOUD!

SAY WHAT? YOU WANT ME

TO PUMP UP THE VOLUME?

NO PROBLEM.

[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER, FASTER]

RR...

SORRY I HAD TO DO THAT,

BUT JAIL WILL BE A LOT QUIETER.

[GROANS]

Policeman: THIS IS HOW WE FOUND THE SCENE.

SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MOVE THAT BACK.

DON'T ASK ME WHO.

[POLICE RADIO DRONES]

FIRST TIME I EVER... YO, RICH,

WE WERE TRIPPIN' GOING AFTER THE WRONG GUY.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

FROM NOW ON, WE HAVE TO BE SURE OF OUR FACTS.

DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING.

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... YEAH?

BRING EARPLUGS.

OH, MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING

FROM THAT WALL OF SOUND.

RIGHT. WHAT?

[YELLING] I SAID RIGHT!

OW! OK.

TAMARA SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO HAVE A MONSTER LIVING INSIDE ME.

SHE'S WRONG.

THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU CAN TAME YOUR MONSTER.

YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT GO AWAY. IT'S UP TO YOU.

LISTEN, MARCUS, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY

I'M SORRY FOR DISSIN' YOU.

WELL, I SHOULD HOPE SO.

ARE WE COOL?

WELL, UH...

SINCE YOU ARE SHARON'S BROTHER.

HEH, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

FOR ONCE IT PAYS TO BE RELATED TO YOU.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR INSULTS?!

I'VE HAD IT. COME HERE!

UH, SHARON, I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU

THAT THERE ARE POLICE AROUND.

NO JURY WOULD CONVICT ME.

YOU GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS?

YOU COULD RUN.

OOH, GOOD IDEA!

AAH! AAH! OH, STOP. AAH!

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