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Uncle, where are you going? We're here to play the game.

Really? Then play with those two. I'm going out.

Have a safe trip.

You're from the level below? Hello.

- Hi. - Hello.

You guys can play when we're finished.

Oh, yes. Yes.

How much did you get on your math test?

25 points.

Pretty good. I already put my best into it,

but I only got 4 points.

What? You stupid. It would've been better if you just randomly chose.

How do I become as good as you at studying?

Uh, about that.

Studying, should be done at midnight. At that time, your concentration is better.

And math formula's shouldn't be memorized, but they should be understood.

What are they doing?

A person who got 25 points is teaching someone who got 4 points.

What losers.

Oh my god! Children!

I received a call from the director today telling me I passed the first audition.

Really? Congratulations!

Is it a weird movie?

One of those weird movies with no names?

Not that kind! It's a really famous movie.

That director filmed that very famous movie Dong Shi.

That, isn't that very famous?

Of course.

I'm having the final audition the day after tomorrow. I'll probably be very busy tomorrow.

Right, Shin Hye. Be my assistant.

I'm busy, mother.

Then Ji Yoon. Be my assistant.

I have an appointment.

None of you care about me do you? Wait.

Just wait till I become a famous star and after that I won't forgive you guys.

Really, you haven't even passed the final audition yet, don't be too happy yet.

The director said, my performance was no different from a final audition.

He also said through my charisma, he saw my talent.

No matter what, I think it won't be long before I have to move out.

Why, mother-in-law?

A star like me living in a place like this, does that make sense?

It won't help my image much.

Hey, how much longer?

I haven't died yet.

Ah, wait.

Hey, is there anything to eat?

Nothing. Don't we have anything left?

Oh, is that so?

Then make some left over ramen soup and I'll make some rice.

We'll go to the supermarket just now.

Mmm, good...

They're so sloppy, so gross.

Miss Gong Sang.

I don't think I'll hire someone in time tomorrow.

Can you become my temporary manager?

Me? I don't think I can do it.

It's okay, it's okay.

Just do what I say.

But what to do? There's too much stuff to finish at home.

And I still have to collect bottles.

Forget it. I was going to pay you, but I guess that's not going to happen.

A wage? Then I will work hard.

I really hope you'll have success with your final audition.

Didn't I say that it's a matter of time before that happens?

Oh right. I'll help you coordinate your outfit. Just wear what I say.

Oh, yes. Yes.

If we go now, can we play?

If those 2 weren't there last time that would be good.

Really, those losers.

What did you say just now? We're not losers.

How can I be a loser? More like him.

What? Why am I?

Me neither!

He's more like it.

What? What did you say?

If that's how you count it, aren't you more of a loser?

What?

Older than me, and still has no money. Isn't that more of a loser?

What?

He's saying you're a loser, loser!

I'm not.

Isn't it right?

It's not like that.

It's not, you kid!

Quickly let go.

Yes.

Ajussi.

Teacher! Teacher!

What are you doing? You look like neighbourhood dogs.

So you're asking who is the number 1 loser?

Not me, uncle!

Me too!

Yes.

How about this, we'll have a test. Then we'll decide who the loser is.

Of course, I will be the judge. How about it?

Okay, call!

Height over 180 cm.

Me. I'm 183.5 cm.

So am I.

You are not! Don't lie! You're definitely not.

Really! I'm 180.5 cm.

Cut. Get up, get up.

Come on, get up.

Measure, stand up.

What 180 cm? You, get out.

This time, you, you, measure.

I'm definitely taller.

Park Sung Gwang.

How tall are you?

176cm.

What? What are you saying? I'm 176 cm.

How are you 176 cm?

Did you grow a few cm? Stop pretending.

Dong Beom. We can't be like like this. Go and get a ruler.

I'm 172 cm.

172.2, I'm certain. I can't be shorter.

Okay, let's stop here. I'll give points now.

Seo Jun's loser standing is number 4, so he scores 0 points.

Third place, Woo Bong. 1 point.

Yes!

And second place, Dong Beom.

Yes!

Next is Sung Gwang. You're number 1 so you get 3 points.

Be quiet! Don't you guys know?

Just because I'm short, you're saying I'm a loser?

We shouldn't use height as a measurement. This is not valid, not valid!

It's so noisy.

That Director wanted only me to get this part.

Saying something like, charisma is a form of acting.

Heavens, that's really great.

When you become a star later on, you can't forget about us.

Of course not.

When it starts filming, come on over and have a look.

Really?

Really?

That granny over there keeps on looking over here.

Oh, she's my temporary manager.

Here.

Yes.

Are you calling me?

What's the afternoon schedule like today?

Schedule? Schedule.

In 30 minutes, an aesthetics appointment.

Aesthetics appointment, after that is acting practice.

And after that...

Okay, I got it.

I'm so tired.

Being a star really is tiring.

Go buy me another coffee.

Yes, please wait.

In the future, I'm afraid people will recognize me.

I can't always frequent the coffee shops then.

Luckily this isn't Hollywood.

This test is on dating experience.

A real loser is bound not to have dated.

Who has had a girlfriend before?

Me! I have a girlfriend now. Her name is Baby Choux.

Stupid! You can't say that!

Ah, right.

I thought about it again, I don't have one.

Haha, I have. I've dated once.

Stop lying, it was like that with your height.

What? I really dated.

We also went on a date, and ate together.

Have you kissed before?

I haven't done that. She dumped me after 4 days.

Then how can you call that dating?

Yeah, that doesn't count.

What a liar.

1 or 2 days is enough. How about you guys? Dated before?

I even held her hand!

Hyeong, I'm so envious! I haven't held a girl's hand before.

Me too. I only kissed my mother before when I was little.

I kissed recently. With someone older than me.

Wow, you really did?

Really?

Hey, that was CPR.

Hey, CPR and kissing, what's the difference?

Yeah, CPR involves touching of the lips.

Wow, so envious!

Wow.

Temporary manager.

Look after the phone. I'll probably get a call in short while.

Yes, don't worry.

Mamma Mia! Do you know how much my face is worth?

It's a face everybody will recognize soon.

I am sorry.

Be careful! Right, softly.

Grandmother! My friends are asking who the main lead is in your movie.

It's probably Won Bin.

Wow! Then you really must succeed in your audition!

Will you arrange for me to meet Won Bin?

It depends on your performance.

Grandmother.

Mak Bong's grandmother-- Wait, temporary manager.

Yes.

No, how can you be sleeping?

Don't just sit there, go to the coffee shop to buy me some tea.

Tea (Tee)? They sell clothing at the coffee shop?

Clothes, clothes!

Oh, mamma mia!

Tea, tea. The tea at the coffee shop. Get it before it cools down.

Okay, I'll go.

Oh, Mamma mia.

I'm speechless. Careful, now.

What is the test this time?

Educational background.

I graduated from university.

So did I.

I'm also going to university.

Then me too!

What? You guys won't make it in.

We'll see when the time comes.

What university did you graduate from?

Why are you asking?

?

Whats that?

Fish psychology.

What in the world is that?

They have that?

Hey, with your grades, you won't be able to even get in.

How do you rank?

Why are you suddenly asking this?

I'm not last, he is.

Such losers. When I was in middle school, I was 29th.

Near to first place.

Wow, Hyeong is pretty good at studying.

I was 19th in middle school.

Okay.

Really...

Do you have proof? If you don't have any it doesn't count.

Then we have to count backwards.

How is there such a thing?

I won an award before in middle school.

Stupid, don't lie. How could you win an award?

It's true? What was it now...

My uncle probably knows.

Uncle, what award did I win in middle school?

Why are you suddenly asking this?

Did he really win an award?

Uh, well he did technically win one.

Wow.

Really? What kind of award?

Back then, the classroom head said he spoke too much, so they gave him a "talkative" award.

Haha.

A talkative award?

Is it?

Al said he dropped out after middle school.

What?

I did?

Then shouldn't he join us?

Join us, join us.

So he's also a loser.

Then he can join. Let me see, he's tall enough.

Have you had a relationship before?

Girlfriend?

Of course.

Do you have proof? Give us some proof.

He's lying, lying!

Proof? Ji Ho knows about it.

When he was in Italy, he had a girlfriend called Monica.

What?

No, that was Bella. Monica was before Selina.

Foreign girlfriends don't count. It's different.

Yeah. Leave him alone, let's just do it between us. He's not one of us.

Oh, I can feel the autumn wind blowing at the railway station.

It's so refreshing.

It's refreshing for the neck and feet. But, but what's that?

CUT. CUT. CUT.

Are you going to read it like that? If you do then you waste my feelings!

Sorry, but I've never acted before. It's pretty hard.

Then you think it's easy? Start over and bring in some emotion.

Imagine standing at the railway station.

And looking like Marilyn Monroe. Think like that.

Okay, I understand.

Oh, I can feel the autumn wind blowing at the railway station.

Refreshing isn't it?

It makes my legs and neck feel refreshing.

Wow, grandmother is an acting talent.

Yes?

No, how is this a talent?

I'm back.

Oh you're back. But what is that?

We should hold a part for mother-in-law's successful audition.

I even called a lot of people over.

Celebrate what?

But, mother-in-law, you should autograph.

Once I said mother-in-law was acting, everyone wanted to get an autograph.

It can't be helped. I'll sign when I have time.

Let's see, what shall we do next?

This... smells like ramen noodles.

It's An Shim's noodles.

No, there's a seafood smell, so it must be seafood noodles.

Eating ramen everyday, they even know what flavor it is by smell. Such losers.

I have also eaten other delicacies.

Got it. Then we'll have a test on who has eaten the most expensive food.

Great, okay.

Pick the most expensive thing you have eaten off this list.

That meat pot.

I've eaten that lamp soup. It's more expensive than that meat pot by 2000 won.

Really, so embarrassing.

Sea cucumber soup. I've eaten sea cucumber soup.

Wow. Sea cucumber soup.

What's that?

It's really expensive.

Wait, I've eaten a set meal at a high class Chinese restaurant before!

My step-mother ordered it.

Wow, I'm so jealous.

Set meal. Wow.

Wait. That cheap shop also has it. Go search for it.

Quickly search for it.

What's this?

Art movie channel?

Hey, don't click on that.

What is this? Porn?

Really, you have nothing to do all day and you watch porn? What a loser!

Let's test who watches porn the most!

Kim Dong Beom, 3 points.

Why 3 points?

He has over 300 videos.

What? What are you saying?

Loser, loser.

Hey, don't you guys have any?

We don't watch that stuff, unlike you guys.

Hey let me check your computers.

Hurry and surrender. You have right?

We don't! Who watches that stuff?

Hey! Wait, wait.

No... no.

Found it.

Wow, there's 500 GB.

500 GB. It's all porn?

No, it isn't like that!

So you're really a youngster. Don't feel embarrassed.

I told you it isn't like that!

This time, U Bong is number one with 3 loser points.

Loser! Loser!

Why am I a loser?

He probably has a lot.

Ears? I only have 2.

Yeah, 2.

After the premiere, over 2000 people stood up for the main actor.

And gave a warm applause.

I only carried the prepared to the table.

So I want to give this honor to my loved ones.

I want to share this with my family. Mamma mia!

What are you doing?

You scared me! You don't even make a noise when you walk!

What is this?

Looks like you're drawing pigeons.

Ignorant. You can't even tell it's a signature.

Take one away from here.

When I become a star later on, I'll be too busy.

Even if you try and find me to sign, I won't be able to give you one.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Right, because my schedule's full tomorrow...

Oh, it's Director Cho!

Director Cho, what's the matter at this time?

What? Is that so? I understand.

What's wrong? What happened?

Nothing. I'm going out to get some fresh air.

If we add up all the points now,

coming in first... is U Bong.

That's imposible.

Loser, loser, loser!

But 2nd is only 1 point away.

What? Uncle, then let's have the last test on appearance.

Appearance?

Seo Jun, let's write each other's names.

What? Fine.

Park Sung Gwang, 1 vote.

Yes!

Yeol U Bong, 1 vote.

Yay!

This is... Kim Dong Beom, 1 vote.

Yes!

Last but not least, Yeol U Bong, 1 vote.

Yes! Yes!

U Bong, didn't we say to write each other's names?

When did I say that?

I'm first!

What? Hey, you wrote your own name?

Didn't you also write your own name?

This is useless. We can't vote for ourselves.

What?

Yeah, Teacher. We need to ask a 3rd person. Let's ask a girl.

Sister!

Rank us on our appearance.

Quickly say it!

Ji Yoon.

From these 4, rank them on their appearance.

Ranking appearance? Sounds fun!

I will take a look.

Fourth is Seo Jun, because he look's the best.

How is that possible?

Third is...

U Bong.

And the person who's the most ugly and therefore first is this person.

Yes!

Right?

You're saying I look worse than this person?

That's imposible.

What? You look like a frog.

What? Frog?

Look at your small eyes. My eyes are way bigger!

This is invalid. Invalid!

Valid, valid!

It's not valid at all.

Na Il Ran? Sorry, we mixed up your number with someone else's.

So we contacted the wrong person. It look's like your audition is cancelled.

Stop drinking. It won't be good.

Why are they always phoning, really.

When is our actress coming home?

Everyone is waiting.

Ai, really...

Let's go back. Suk Hwan and Shin Hye are waiting for us.

Forget it. You go back first. I'm too ashamed to go back.

But, I'm curious about something.

Why do you want to become an actor?

In the theaters when I was young, I saw Audrey Hepburn in "Roman Holiday".

She was so beautiful.

My heart constantly beat.

I originally wanted to be an actress as sexy as Marilyn Monroe.

But before I could, I married a bad husband.

Oh, Da Yoon's grandmother, you aren't old yet.

Stop. Don't speak. You're just making me feel more ashamed.

Yes, Marilyn Monroe. No, Audrey Hepburn. No, no.

Da Yoon's grandmother.

What?

Let's do that thing.

Do what?

That scene with Marilyn Monroe. Don't they have that one?

Want to do it once?

Where?

Here, here. Stand up here.

Here?

Yes, be careful.

Yes.

So tiring.

Okay, I'm going to start.

Here?

Yes, yes.

I'll create some wind.

The wind is ready.

Ok, I know.

Wow, it's working.

It's really like Marilyn Monroe!

Isn't this fun?

Now I'll announce the final results of the loser test.

The loser with the most points is... is...

All 4 of you scored the same points.

What?

Impossible.

How can that be?

Uncle, from the looks of it, you're the loser.

How am I a loser?

Look, you're short.

And look at how you wear your pants.

You also don't have a girlfriend.

Most of all, you look the worst out of us all.

That's ridiculous!

Disciples. What do you think?

I don't know about other things, but in terms of looks, I'm a bit better than you.

When it comes to fashion, I'm also a bit better than you.

Ridiculous! You two also!

See? Uncle you're the loser!

Let's have a re-test.

Grab it away if you can.

Give that back.

Ah, that!

You dare!

Let go! Let go!

On the count of 3, everyone let go.

1... 2... 3.

What is this? This bunch of losers.

Confession? What?

I'm actually stupid.

What? What are you saying?

I said I'm stupid. Stupid.

Give up. Go out with someone you like.

Who likes me?

Seo Jun, I've noticed you from before.

The person, is always looking at someone else.

Me? I'm always looking at that person.

Make her jealous.

If you like her, go out with her.

Should I?

Woo Da Yoon. You like Seo Jun more than me?

Do you see?

I'm not good enough for that person.

Why don't I match?

Why? Why don't I match?