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[instrumental music]

How's it going in there?

That last one
was really, really pretty.

[female #1]
Okay, guys.

I really like this one.

Yes!

[female #1]
Okay, I'm excited.

Well, hurry up.
Don't keep us waiting.

Wow, that's great.

It's classic, stylish, sexy.

It's totally you.

[female #1]
Are you excited?

She hasn't come out yet.

Huh? Oh.

[gasps]
Oh.

Oh, Charlotte.

[sobs]
God, you look so beautiful.
You look like a bride.

It's perfect. This is it.
This is the one.

[chuckles]
You said that about all of them.

Yeah, I know.

Do you like it?

- I love the shape.
- Mm-hmm.

And I can move in it so easily.

Yeah, it's-it's perfect.

But it's not me.

I'm sorry.

Okay. That's okay.

- We can try on some more.
- Throw it in the pile.

[instrumental music]

I'm never gonna find it.

What? You still have
another week to find a dress.

And you know if you don't,
I'd marry you in a T-shirt

at city hall, okay.

I was talking about the song,
not the dress.

- Right.
- Thanks for reminding me.

Yup. You're welcome.

And in my free time

I have to have
a bachelorette party

and survive my family
coming into town.

Don't forget, you also need to
squeeze in our wedding in there.

Are we, like, a 100%
on the whole wedding thing

'cause the T-shirt and the city
hall thing sounds pretty nice.

I bet it does, but no,
we are sticking to the plan.

I really wanna meet your family.

Oh, when you meet them,
you'll be glad that you waited.

Oh, yeah?

But seriously

Miss Giant Country Music Star

is not gonna wait much longer
for that song.

Hm.

[clears throat]
She's been texting you again?

And calling about a 100 times
a day, so...

Well, how about this?

You let me handle
the texting diva

because it is my job
as your publisher

and as your strapping fiance.

[chuckles]
Well, at least one of us
has confidence in me.

Not only that.
I have a secret weapon.

- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm. You ready?

♪ Pum pum pum pum pum

♪ Pum pum pum ♪

[laughs]
What is it?

- Pink lace.
- Yeah.

- Thanks.
- Only the best.

- Oh, is this my old notebook?
- Mm-hmm.

Where did you find it?

Well, you remember
when we moved in

and you claimed
that you were too lazy

to unpack any of our boxes?

- Unh-unh. No.
- You don't?

That's because
I unpacked all of them

and I found that.

I wrote all of my first songs
in here.

Mm-hmm. I know.
That's why I had it rebound.

I added a few blank pages.

You have a lot of good stuff
in there.

Figured it might give you
some inspiration.

Thank you.

Just remember, I'm here
to provide you sustenance

and to protect your creativity.

And to pitch my songs.

Yeah, and to have babies.

- Okay.
- One day.

- Uh-huh.
- Yes. Like you.

Yeah, you and me I was thinking
unless you had some other idea.

Oh, you know what?
I think there's a problem.

- What is that?
- I think I'm too happy.

I gotta tell you that's,
that's some bummer news. Um...

- I know.
- What should we do about that?

Hush, I don't know.

Happy people don't
really write good music.

They don't.

When I wrote "Too Good For You,"
I wasn't happy.

- Not happy. Yeah.
- Unh-unh.

I think I need a good break-up.

I think I don't like
where this is going at all.

Like just for a little while.

No song is worth that.

[chuckles]

I will say though,
you have a point.

I mean, "Too Good For You"
was a hit

and it really solved
your dress problem.

[sighs]
Wedding dresses
should be outlawed.

Outlaw clothes entirely.
Just get rid of 'em.

Wait, you look a little goofy
in my apron.

[laughs]
I do?
I thought it looked great.

[chuckles]

Good news,
Napa is full of dress shops.

Better news,
Napa is also full of wine.

So I think that
this is gonna be a good fit.

[Charlotte on phone]
I don't know
what's wrong with me.

Every time I find a dress I like

I find something wrong with it.

Well, there's nothing wrong

with wanting everything
to be perfect.

You know, I think
I'm just comparing them all

to my mom's wedding dress.

I used to secretly try it on
when I was little.

It had the most beautiful lace

and the longest, prettiest
train you have ever seen.

It was magical.

I used to go through
the entire ceremony

right there in the attic.

From the walk down the aisle
to the first dance.

The way the light
reflected off of it

it was breathtaking.

Does your grandmother
still have it?

She's never thrown
anything away.

Well, then it sounds to me

like this dress problem
has been solved.

You clearly haven't spent
any time with her.

- Call her.
- Bye.

No way. You could spill on it.

You could rip it, might get
all full of cigarette smoke.

- I don't smoke.
- Fine.

Smog, whatever's in the air
in that filthy city you live in.

Hey, Charlie, baby,
I am so sorry.

I'm not gonna be able to make
your bachelorette party.

Your great-aunt says hello.

Yeah, I heard her.
Demure as ever.

Of course, I don't know why
your generation feels like

they have to act
like a bunch of floozies

before their wedding day.

- In my day, we did...
- We're going to a wine tasting.

It's civilized.

Rose, it would really mean
so much to me

if you would let me
wear it at my wedding.

I started sewin' that dress

the day your mama
met your daddy.

As I recall, I tried
to teach you how to sew

but you didn't
really take to it.

You can't really expect me

to have sewn
my own wedding dress.

Babs sewed her wedding dress.

I sewed all four
of my wedding dresses.

And-and you know what, Charlie?

I actually sewed an extra one

just in case
something unexpected happened.

I'm sure mama wouldn't mind.

Well, she's not here now,
is she?

Look, I am not gonna box
this dress up and send it

through the United States
socialist postal service.

And then she went on for half
an hour about how zip codes

are a plot by the UN
to turn us all into numbers.

Oh, my. Well, I can't imagine
my grandma sewing a dress.

Well, my grandmother
would sew me a nice doctor

if she thought it would work.

I need this dress.
It means a lot to me.

- Well, then take it.
- What?

Take the damn dress.

You have as much of a right
to it as she does.

Uh, better idea,
let's just go to Napa

and have a few glasses of wine

and forget that this whole
dress problem even exists.

You know,
I like the way Laila thinks.

I won't be able to enjoy it.

[Laila]
That's why they serve wine.

Trust me, the formula
is tried and true.

I think if I could just
try the dress on

my grandmother
would change her mind.

Then let's take her to Napa.

I have a worse idea.

Wait, hold on. What idea
are we talking about?

What if I told you
about a different

bachelorette destination
with wine makers

in farm-to-table restaurants
and rustic charm?

Well, I thought
you hated it there.

- We are not going.
- Hate is a strong word.

[Charlotte]
I just prefer not to be there.

Yeah, I prefer to be
in Napa, so...

It could be an adventure.
I mean, we could make it work.

Rolling hills, no traffic.

Ladies, this is a terrible idea.

And speaking of terrible ideas,
Chase is here.

So she's in, right?

[chuckles]

- Hi, baby.
- Hey, babe.

Mm.

Mm. I missed you.

Oh. That's cute.

Yeah, scotch on the rocks.

- Make it expensive.
- Yeah.

Same thing for her, actually.

Thanks.

So?

Yeah, just, uh, just wait.

Well, get it, get it, get it,
get it! Yes!

Oh, that's $400 on that game.

- Alright. Thank you.
- Thank you.

[sighs]
Drink up.

Honey, I can't have
too much to drink tonight.

I have to go back to the office.

- You work too hard.
- Nonsense.

I am the new
top billing associate

and I plan on staying that way.

Well, how about we count
tonight as a night off?

- Hm?
- I finished the brief for you.

- Hm. You did what?
- Yeah, no.

I mean, I looked at it,
looked great

so I just sent it on
up the ladder.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Well, you, you didn't
CC me on that.

Well, you're junior associate

so I mean, it's a little above
your pay grade.

- Right, but I did the work.
- Well, we. I mean, it's...

You know, we're a team,
we work as a team.

Okay. Well, on my team,
I wrote the damn thing.

Okay. Just calm down.

How about we just have a drink
for a job well done?

Okay? Alright?

Mm.

You'll love this.
I've got some great feedback.

"Great job, Chase."

Uh, "We don't know
how you did it, Chase."

That's because I did it.

Do you want me to say
the new girl did it?

Well, I'm an adult
with a mortgage and a law degree

so I'd prefer woman to girl,
but yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Listen, how about
we get out of here?

I'll get a hotel room, I'll give
you a massage, nice, warm...

I'm just really not in the mood,
Chase. Okay?

'Kay. Um...

Oh, God, what...

Uh, time. I'm crazy sometimes.

Uh, I actually have
to take a rain check.

[chuckles]
Totally forgot, I actually
have to be home early tonight.

The girlfriend and I
are going to the Yucatan

to celebrate her birthday.

- Girlfriend?
- Yeah, no, no, you were fan...

- Oh, Chase.
- You just... Oh.

Charlotte, I'm in.

I need to get as far away
from here as possible.

[instrumental music]

I love bar guys.

Please tell me that was
the last plane to train

to plane to train
that we have to take.

Yup. Welcome to Harmony.

Home sweet home.

Great.
Where is the rental car place?

This is for you.

[Kathleen burps]
Oh, my gosh.

[chuckles]

[Laila]
Okay, we're gonna get you
some coffee.

Guys, I need a glass of wine.

- No. You need...
- No, we need wine.

- Red wine.
- Where is the rental car guys?

Slow your roll, drunkie.

Things don't move
as fast out here.

You...

You, go get your lazy butt

fuel-sniffin' airport man

to get our car, please.

- That was really nice, okay?
- No, it wasn't.

- You're so drunk.
- He's gone to get him.

- I have rewards.
- How can I help you, ladies?

Oh, my gosh, Kathleen.

Hi.

She wasn't referring to you.
She's sorry.

Do I qualify for an upgrade?

I have miles.

- I have, I have miles.
- Yeah, vodka miles.

Um, can we get a car?

[Laila]
So what's on the agenda?

Well, we already have a truck,
we just need to find a lake

and go park by it
and get in the truck bed

and start drinkin' some beer
like a true Southerner.

[laughing]

That sounds
like the first ten minutes

of a horror movie.

[laughs]

Look, we're gonna have
so much fun.

This is gonna be great.

We're gonna eat
biscuits and gravy

and drink mimosas,
ride horses and relax.

And we may even find
a nice, little Southern boy

to sweep Kathleen off her feet.

Ha! I'm not a nice boy
kinda girl, okay?

If you know any lying,
cheating creeps

'cause that's apparently
my kind of guy.

You know, it really
is breathtaking out here.

It is, isn't it?

How did this even happen?

I can't remember the last time
I ran out of gas.

You drive an electric car.

That would explain it.

Look, I'm just gonna get
an Uber, okay.

Yeah, I don't think that's
gonna work out too well.

So, looks like
our driver's name is Hugo.

He's in a Kia Optima and...

he'll be here
in 11 hours and 23 minutes.

[Laila]
Is there another
car-sharing service out here

for, like, tractors
or horses or something?

Yeah, it's called hitchhikin'.

It's kind of like Uber,
but for thumbs.

What are you doing?

- I'm getting us a ride home.
- No.

Charlotte,
you're gonna get us killed.

No, I'm not.
This is a small town.

Everybody knows everybody.
We're fine.

Great, so the serial killer
that's gonna pick us up

may have gone to high school
with you.

That's really comforting.

Well, if you had just joined me
in those Krav Maga classes.

Well, well, then I'd be able
to kick your ass

for never shutting up
about Krav Maga.

If you guys don't quit arguin'

I'm gonna make you slop the hogs
when we get home.

And you won't like it, trust me.

Thank you.

[gasps]
A person!

We're saved!

Oh, we got a guy!

Either way,
we're gonna get out of this.

Hello.

[laughing]

Where's he going?

Whoo! Hi!

Well, just for the record

my opinion on the wisdom
of hitchhiking has changed.

They're really friendly
out here.

You guys remember Hank, right?

- Hank?
- Oh, my gosh.

Little brother, Hank?

The last time I saw you,
you were like a pudgy

little 16-year-old.

Well, to be fair, Hank,
that was seven years ago, so...

Yeah, seven years.

[Kathleen]
Seven long years.

- Howdy, ladies?
- Howdy?

I mean hello, but that actually
means the same thing.

'Sup?

Okay, well, um, the sun has
clearly gotten to them, so...

We just need some gas.
Thank you.

Did you bring us wine?

Gasoline.

[Charlotte]
Thanks for picking us up.

[Hank]
Yeah, of course.
You know Rose.

When you didn't show up,
she started to worry.

[Charlotte]
Always to the rescue.

Only 'cause
you're always in trouble.

I swear, girl, I think
it's my entire purpose in life

to save you
from poor decision-making

and grandma's wrath.

She let you call her grandma?

Heck, no! I ain't that stupid.

[Charlotte]
Oh, my gosh,
do you remember the time

I snuck out into the farm
and stayed there all day

to listen to the new
Shania Twain album?

Oh, my gosh, yeah.
And you got so distracted

you forgot to feed the sheep
and you left the feed open.

The pigeons ate
half a can of grain.

Rose was so mad at me.

And then mama came
to your rescue.

"Let her sing, ma," she'd say.

"The world needs music,
and the Lord gave it

to that child in spades."

It paid off though,
all that singin'.

What are you, uh, what are you
workin' on now, anyways?

Well, honestly,
I've been pretty stuck lately.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Well...

- You do write country music.
- Mm-hmm.

And you haven't been back home
to the country in how long?

[chuckles]

Hank, I'm really sorry
I haven't been home.

I just, you know, after mom...

Hey, it's alright.

You're here now.
That's all that matters.

Look, thanks
for droppin' everything

comin' home, and taking care
of Rose and the farm.

- Yeah, of course.
- Quite the job.

You know, I did my city thing.
This is where I belong.

[Kathleen cheering]

Not sure
about your friends though.

[Laila]
Okay, Kathleen, stop, stop.

Oh, gosh!

[country music]

Charlie! Oh, look at you!

You're so beautiful!

- Hi, Babs.
- Well, look what I...

- Charlie?
- Yeah.

They add an I and a Y
to everything around here.

I am so honored to be hosting

your bachelorette party.

Oh, you're hosting! Great.

Oh, it is the best part
of gettin' married.

Believe me. It's all downhill
from here. Oh.

Oh, well, look, you all
must be Charlie's friends.

I'm sure she has told you
all about me.

Uh, yes, of course.

Not a word.

Well, I'm Babs.

Well, don't just stand there.
Let's have a big ol' group hug.

Come on! Welcome!

Yay!

Now, ladies, y'all are in luck.
I have a big surprise.

Babs knows how to throw
a bachelorette party.

- Come on, follow me.
- Please help me.

What is... Here,
this will look better on you.

- Whoo!
- Now, ladies.

I have started
a business venture

in the adult beverage market.

Did you all know
that a bottle of wine

can sell for as much
as $15, $20 a bottle?

What?
I mean, with prices like that

how do you manage
not to be sober?

That is exactly why
I planted my own vineyard

right here on the farm.

Wait.
You guys grow grapes here?

Grape wine is so, mm, stuffy.

We do more apples,
cherries, potatoes.

Yeah. Isn't potato wine
just vodka?

Ha! I knew I recognized
that taste from somewhere.

Anyway, without further ado

welcome to B and B Winery!

[chuckles]

[Laila]
What does the B stand for?

- Babs, of course.
- Right, but the other B.

- Also Babs.
- Babs and Babs Winery.

- Got a nice ring to it.
- Thank you.

As you can see, I have provided
an exquisite venue

for all for your bachelorette
party needs. Ho-ho-ho!

[laughing]

Now first, we have this rose.

Believe me, it's pink
and you're gonna love it.

We also have this dessert wine

that I've made special
in my bathtub.

Now, the piece de resistance

my special is red beer.

Look at that. Add a little
tomato juice and voila!

I'll take the rose,
but hold the tomato juice.

Attagirl!

Here you go. Oh!

Thank you.

And, Charlie, for you

I made something special.

Oh, wow!

You gotta let it breathe
a minute.

Yes. Savor, savor the flavor.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

[Rose]
So, I see someone's off
to a fast start.

Grand... Rose!

Hey.

Um, these are my friends,
Laila and Kathleen.

Supper's ready

unless you're plannin'
on drinkin' your dinner.

Can I just say

I don't think
you're gettin' that dress.

Kathleen.

[crickets chirping]

Where are we?

We're just a... speck

in the whole universe.

What? No.

I mean, yeah, but, but...

I mean, where are we?

Third rock from the sun.

[chuckles]
You should know that.

Laila, you're a doctor.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Kathleen.

- I'm not that kind of doctor.
- Hm...

[male #1]
So tell me, how is the great
wedding dress caper coming?

Rose seems to be going between

being disappointed in me
and being disappointed

that she can't be disappointed
in me, so...

- So not that well, huh?
- No.

Well, I have some good news
and some bad news.

Okay, well,
let's hear the bad news

'cause I don't think good news
would even feel right right now.

Uh, bad news is
I spoke to everyone

and they're really excited
about the song.

Well, how is that bad news?

It's bad news
because they're so excited

they, they really want it
by early next week.

Babe, you're supposed
to be getting me more time.

I tried, Charlotte, I tried.
Believe me.

It's the music industry.
Nobody delivers on time.

Alright?
Don't worry about it.

[chuckles]
Well, at least I have that
going for me.

[Charlotte]
So, is there actually good news?

Yup, sure is.

- What is it?
- Mm.

It is the fact that I love you.

That's not news

but I love you too.

[Kathleen screaming]

[Charlotte chuckles]
I've gotta go.

My friends
are hurting themselves.

- I'll call you later.
- Yeah.

White rabbit!

Where?

[laughs]
The smoke.

- What?
- It makes the smoke go away.

Have you even asked her yet?

No. I'm waiting
for the right time.

That woman doesn't
have a right time.

Unh-unh.

No, there are so many times
you just have to dive in

and take the cow by the horns.

I think you mean bull.
Cows don't have horns.

[laughs]

[howling]

- What was that?
- Just a rebel yell.

It gives you courage.

[laughs]

You know what gives me courage?

- Wine?
- Yes.

[laughs]

- Yes, but also pizza.
- Ah!

I would die
for some pizza right now.

[softly]
Oh, I want pizza.

- Stuffed crust with pepperoni.
- Hm...

We could do freaking,
we could do the Canadian ham

and the sausage
and the... vegetables.

Let's order a delivery.

Oh, there's no pizza in town.

What do you mean
there is no pizza in town?

Well, I mean, I think
there's pizza a few towns over.

Oh, well,
I don't think that any of us

are really in the condition
to drive right now.

[gasps]

Charlotte.

[laughs]

I just had the best

worst, best idea I ever had.

You guys just, just stay
right here, okay.

Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.

Don't move!

I mean it.

Ugh!

Brown rabbit.

- Brown rabbit.
- It's white.

- What?
- The rabbit is white.

Wha-whatever.

You said brown. It's white.

You can't just say
any color rabbit.

That's not how it works.
You have to say white.

- You say...
- White rabbit!

- Why does it work for you?
- Because I said white.

Uff.

[howling]

What?

[gasps]

[horse neighing]

This is like every
Thursday night in college

rolled into one.

Wait. Where did you even
get this thing?

Oh, it's one of Babs'
Babsy business ventures.

- Nothing wrong.
- I miss college, guys.

I used to be able
to eat a whole pizza.

and still fit in my pants
the next day.

Now I can't.

I can't.

[howling]

[siren wailing]

[laughing]

Sir Charles, stop!

Stop, Sir Charles.

[horse snorting]

- Oh, now.
- Wait. You're gonna throw up?

Oh, no. I think...

I think we're getting
pulled over right now.

- What?
- It can't happen on a horse.

I can't get arrested.
I'll lose my medical license.

Don't blow in that thing.
I'm a lawyer.

- I got this.
- No!

[indistinct
police radio chatter]

Oh, my God! Guys.

- Ray.
- Who?

- Ray.
- It's Ray.

Ray from "I'm Too Good For You?"

Ray, "This New Year" Ray?

♪ I'm too good for you

♪ Too good for you ♪

You girls havin' fun tonight?

Let me go! Put me down!

Oh, you just can't...

You put me down.

Since when did they let you
start tellin' everybody

what to do around here?

Since they went
and made me sheriff.

Yeah, well,
that was a big mistake.

Feel free to come back and vote

but until then
you're public menace.

You can't arrest me

because I wasn't drivin' a car.

But you were riding
under the influence.

Public intoxication,
endangerment of the animal

and evading arrest.

Yeah, well, guess what?

I'm not gonna talk to you.

You can talk to my lawyer.

Would love to.
I will when she wakes up.

[sighs]

Hm, oh, you just wait

'cause I'm gonna tell everybody
in this town

that you used to play
mailbox baseball

in high school.

I replaced that mailbox
a long time ago.

Of course.

Well, of course, you did.

I forgot how sexy you are
when you're drunk.

You're not sexy when I'm drunk.

I missed you too, Charlie.

[laughing]

Hey, show me that one again.

- Show me that one again.
- Okay, okay. Oh!

- Okay, arrest me again.
- Go!

[grunts]

[chuckles]
Oh, my! Did you see that?

Oopsy-daisy. Ah!

That's called Krap Maga.

I'm pretty sure
that's not what it's called.

It's close enough.

Why don't you act
like an officer, River?

Oh.

Um, hey, wait.

- Do I have to go in here?
- Yeah.

Can we order some pizza?

[chuckles]

Pizza.

[crickets chirping]

- There he is.
- Hey, what's up, fellas?

Hank! Thank God!

Listen, can you talk some sense

into this
power-hungry horse's...

See what I've been dealing
with all night, Hank?

Can't you just pay him
some bail or somethin'

so that we can get out of here?

I'm just here
to play cards, huh?

Wait, cards? Bridge?

[chuckles]
We're playin' poker.

Well, I know how to play poker.

Yeah,
but we're playin' for money.

I'm in.

- Why not?
- Okay.

Oh, okay.

Why can she get out and I can't?

'Cause she passed
the breathalyzer

and she wasn't drivin.

You can't drive a horse.

Keep talkin', darlin',
let's see where that gets you.

Ah, hold 'em, no limit.

- Alright.
- Alright.

Awesome.
Have fun, guys. Awesome.

Fold.

Fold.

- Fold.
- Mm-mm!

So do we have enough for bail?

Brought in a ringer, did you?

Yeah, you got enough.
Wake up your lawyer.

- Wake up. Wake up.
- Come on, ladies, we're free.

We're goin' home.

- Happy bachelorette party.
- Yeah.

[yawns]

I cannot believe you are
making us muck out the stalls.

[Hank]
It was Rose's idea.

It's the least you could do
after scaring Sir Charles

half to death. That poor horse.

Well, I didn't get any sleep
last night, Hank.

Yeah, I did.

[chuckles]

You're ruining
my bachelorette weekend.

I'm supposed to be relaxing

and drinkin' mimosas
and enjoyin' the sun.

Hey, you got no one else
to blame but yourself, sis.

Why doesn't Laila have to help?

She bought her freedom.

Okay, is this how I do this?

[sighs]
Kathleen, let me help you out.

- Do you see the manure?
- Yeah.

You gotta get underneath the hay
to get the manure up, okay?

See, what you wanna do is
you wanna bend your legs down.

- Mm-hmm.
- Take your hand right there.

So get underneath.

Alright, so we want those
against the wall, alright.

- Against the wall?
- Yeah.

- You wanna give it a shot?
- Okay.

- Alright. Count of three, okay?
- Okay.

- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.

There you go. Yeah,
you're gettin' the hang of it.

So you see how the manure
and the hay is separated?

- Mm-hmm.
- You wanna take that manure

and you wanna throw 'em
in the wheelbarrow.

- Okay.
- Alright.

You got this.

- Now you're gettin' it.
- Okay.

I'm so sorry that happened.

But look, tonight we're gonna
have drinks and relax.

Maybe we can do masks.
We'll have fun, I promise.

[Rose]
Oh, oh, oh. You ain't comin'
in my house like that.

Now go around back and wash up.

There's a hose
and a brush back there.

[sighs]

Come on, I'll help you.

And there's poop on my face.

[Rose]
I hear you had a little run-in
with the law last night.

And you also ran off
with my horse without askin'.

So, am I grounded?

Not so long as you stay
out of any more trouble.

Unless gettin' picked up
by the sheriff was your plan.

My plan was to avoid him
at all cost.

Oh, so it was come to town

avoid Ray, convince me
to give you your mama's dress

all before the dust settled

so you could head
right out of town

for another seven years?

Did you say you were sorry?

- To...
- Ray, for starters.

You and I both know
you need to apologize to Ray.

And not just
about that song either.

He knows I didn't mean that.

Does he?

Well, you need to know

it hurt your mama
that you never came home.

Phone calls, excuses.

You know your mama hated to fly

but no,
you couldn't be bothered.

She was sick

and she flew out there anyway
'cause it was you.

Maybe she'd still be here
if she hadn't.

That is not fair.

I had no idea.

Every time I talked to my mom

she told me she was proud of me

that she was so excited

that I was in Los Angeles
writing songs.

She never told me she was sick

and neither did you.

You didn't come home
to visit your family then

but a dress will get you to fly
halfway across the country now?

I think you need to get your
priority straight, young lady.

And until you do,
my answer is no.

Now, are you gonna make
your brother do all the work

around here or you gonna
pitch in for once?

Don't you leave that wet towel
on my chair.

So is this what you do all day?

Yeah, you know, this and that.

Feeding the animals, mending
the barn, the water trough.

Everything to keep
this farm going.

Are you in this
for the long haul?

Yeah, well,
small farms like this

financially, it's tough,
so I am trying to talk Rose

into building some sort
of B&B on the ranch.

Kind of a come,
stay, work the farm

reconnect with the earth
kinda thing.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Wow, that actually
sounds like fun.

Well, she's set in her ways,
so it's been slow-going.

Oh, yeah. I haven't noticed.

[chuckles]

So if you're gonna
be here a while

I'm gonna put you to work.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

We'll learn
how to anchor barbed wire.

- Why not?
- Hey, guys, I got you some tea.

[Charlotte screaming]
Oh, my...

- Sis.
- Oh, my gosh.

[Laila]
Are you okay?

- I have to go help her.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Laila]
Okay, don't move.

- Look at me.
- Charlotte.

- Sis.
- Oh, my gosh, we're so sorry.

- Ah. I'm okay, guys.
- Is she gonna be okay, Laila?

I don't know
if she hit her head.

- I need to look at her closer.
- You alright?

Oh.

Oh.

- Okay.
- No, that hurts.

Okay. What's your name?

- Tell me your name.
- Really?

- Tell me your name.
- Charlotte.

And where are you right now?

[Charlotte groans]
I'm at Rose's house.

- In what city?
- Harmony.

- Okay, squeeze my hand.
- Unfortunately.

Squeeze my hand.

- The other hand.
- I'm okay. I promise.

Well, you got clocked
pretty hard

so have you experienced
any nausea or vomiting?

Have you experienced Babs' wine?

[laughing]

It's literally poison.

You're probably
gonna need some more

after I tell you this next part.

What?

When we are observing a patient
that has concussion symptoms

the medical literature
would suggest

and in many cases,
I would insist...

- Laila.
- Yes?

What are you trying to say?

You're just talking a lot.

Um, okay.

- Um...
- Ah.

You really shouldn't get
on a plane right now.

- No.
- Charlotte...

I can't do this anymore.
I have a song to write.

I have a million things to do.
I just wanna go home.

I know, but it would great

if all that could wait
until Monday.

It can't! I'll miss my wedding.
I'm not missing my wedding.

- I'm fine. Seriously, I'm fine.
- No, Charlotte.

- Okay, alright. You okay?
- Ah, no.

Alright. Sit down.

Okay, look, I just want
to observe you, okay?

And maybe you'll heal
and be fine in a day or two

and we'll just see
what happens, okay?

This is the worst
bachelorette trip ever.

♪ I don't care
where you're from ♪

♪ I don't care what you got

♪ Hey na na na
hey na na na ♪♪

Alright. Here you go.

Vanilla with cotton-candy dip
and sprinkles.

My mama used to get me this.

It's the best therapy.

[sighs]

Ooh.

Charlie. Ladies.

Who is that?

What do you mean, who is that?

- Ray.
- Ray?

[gasps]
Ray from the song Ray?

What? Are you joking?

[laughs]
How drunk were you
the other night?

I don't know.

Are you girls
staying out of trouble?

I'm not talking to you.

Alright.

Oh, wait.

They must have
changed management.

This ice cream sucks.

It's not that bad.

- I like it.
- Come on.

Ah, I'm still bleeding
from that barbed wire.

Here, let me see that.

Do you actually use
a handkerchief?

I ain't used it today,
I promise.

[chuckles]

Alright, you just gotta apply
a little bit of pressure

to stop the bleeding.

You gotta hold on to this,
alright?

- Is that better?
- Yeah.

- A girl could get used to this.
- What?

Me taking care of you?

[chuckles]
No.

All this. Country stuff.

You think so?
You seem, uh, pretty city to me.

You know, Charlotte told me
you used to live in Atlanta.

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

Do you miss it?

[scoffs]
Not when I have to drive
30 miles to go see a movie?

Sure, but then again,
I never have to find parking.

Get to spend my days
building things, fixing things

watching things grow.

No paperwork, no meetings.

You probably don't get that.

You're quite the city girl.

[chuckles]

Yeah, well, don't go
jumping to conclusions.

City hasn't been
very good to me.

- No?
- No.

The firm that I gave my life to

doesn't care about me.

My apartment
is shrinking by the day

and the guy
I thought was my boyfriend

actually has a girlfriend.

- Well...
- Yeah.

I should be a life coach.

I could teach
the Kathleen method.

Yeah?

Whatever Kathleen does,
do the opposite.

[chuckles]
Yeah, I hear you.

Why did you leave?

Mom and dad.

I had to go home,
take care of things.

Just never left.

Charlie thinks it was
all some grand gesture

to get back and help out Rose.

Truth is I was already
on my way home.

You know that feeling
you used to get

when you handed in a paper
like you completed something?

Man, I lost that feeling
of accomplishment.

E-mails, standing desk.

I just couldn't do it anymore.

Life is simple here,
in a good way.

You gotta take a moment
to stop and think.

It took me a while, but...

I eventually found
my way back home.

- How's that hand of yours?
- It's alright.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

[cell phone ringing]

Hey, baby, what's going on?

Yeah, ho-hold on, hold on.

Let me turn down the TV.

Yeah. Hey, so how's it going
over there?

You finished the song yet?

No, I haven't finished the song.

Okay. Uh, well, I gotta tell you

the label is all over me.
Alright.

They're, they're really
wanting something, anything.

So do you have anything?

Yep, my working title is

"My Fiance Only Cares
About My Music

And I Still Don't Have A Dress."

Well, I like it,
I think the label might

shorten the title a bit.
What about the other song?

Sara Beth's people have called
me minimum three times today.

Spencer, you have no idea
what's going on over here.

You're right, I don't.
So fill me in. What's happening?

Well, she won't give me
the dress...

Alright, uh,
baby, I gotta stop you.

You gotta let
the dress thing go.

Uh, you grab it and run
or I'll buy you one.

It doesn't matter. It's a dress.

I mean, you wear it once, you
throw it in the attic, right?

Just focus on the song, okay?

Oh, great! Thanks
for all the support, babe.

Charlotte,
don't get me wrong, okay.

I'm for you, you know that.

I just, and I hate to say this

I think your priorities
are a little out of order.

- My priorities?
- Yeah.

Perfect. Wow.

Um, thank you, Mr. Publisher.

Next time I call,
I would really appreciate it

if I could talk
to my fiance, okay?

Ow! Oh.

[crowd cheering]

Guys, why have I never owned
cowboy boots before?

These are the most comfortable
shoes I've owned in my life.

See, I told you
country living could be fun.

Lord have mercy.

I think I have just found

my future
ex-husband number four.

- I think he may be five.
- Oh, whatever.

Honey, when you get to be my age

you just rack 'em up
by the half dozen.

Kinda like donuts.

She dates like I buy shoes.

[laughs]

Hello.

To friendship.

To making it out of here alive
and with a wedding dress.

Amen to that.

That's the first stage
I ever stood on.

Really?

Yeah, I used to sing here
on the weekends.

Mostly like Patsy Cline covers
and stuff like that.

But one time they convinced me
to sing a song that I wrote

and they liked it so much that
they asked me to do it again.

Well, you should sing tonight.
This is your crowd.

Nah.

Uh, isn't that...

Hello, Harmony.

[crowd cheering]

Okay, well.

[Ray]
I'm sure you've all heard it.

- We need to leave. Let's go.
- Come on.

Harmony's favorite
little songbird

local songwriter
and more recent jailbird...

[crowd laughing]

is getting married.

So, how about it, Charlie?

You got a song for us?

[crowd cheering]

[all]
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!

[Ray]
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!

Why are you
my best friend again?

- I love you.
- No, you don't.

Go.

[crowd cheering and applauding]

[singing "Holding The Other"]

♪ It's a battleground

♪ Everywhere you go
there's something ♪

♪ Trying to take you down

♪ So hard to stand up when
they're kicking you about ♪

♪ Putting your fire out

♪ Putting it out

♪ Hey hey

♪ But I'm not scared
and I'm not shaking ♪

♪ I've got armor
and they can't break it ♪

♪ 'Cause you kiss me
back together ♪

♪ When I'm falling apart

♪ When the music's gone

♪ I'm dancing
to the beat of your heart ♪

♪ You're the breath
in my lungs ♪

♪ When the gravity's
pulling me under ♪

♪ I could win any wa-a-ar

♪ And I could face
any sto-o-orm ♪

♪ Yeah I could conquer
the wor-or-orld ♪

♪ With just one hand

♪ As long
as you're holding the other ♪

♪ Saving grace

♪ Baby you're the hope
I find behind my mistakes ♪

♪ Hold me close
and I'll forget about the pain ♪

♪ You take it all away

♪ You take it away

♪ Yes you do

♪ So I'm not scared
of what tomorrow brings ♪

♪ If you're right here
I can do anything ♪

♪ 'Cause you kiss me
back together ♪

♪ When I'm falling apart

♪ When the music's gone

♪ I'm dancing
to the beat of your heart ♪

♪ You're the breath
in my lungs ♪

♪ When the gravity's
pulling me under ♪

♪ Oh I could win any wa-a-ar

♪ And I could face
any sto-o-rm ♪

♪ Yeah I could
conquer the wo-o-orld ♪

♪ With just one hand

♪ As long
as you're holding the other ♪

♪ Oh holding the other

♪ 'Cause you kiss me
back together ♪

♪ When I'm falling apart

♪ Apart apart

♪ Oh I could win any wa-a-ar

♪ And I could face
any sto-o-orm ♪

♪ Yeah I could conquer
the wo-o-orld ♪

♪ Conquer the world
conquer the world ♪

♪ Conquer the world

♪ 'Cause you kiss me
back together ♪

♪ When I'm falling apart

♪ When the music's gone

♪ I'm dancing
to the beat of your heart ♪

♪ You're the breath
in my lungs ♪

♪ When the gravity's
pulling me under ♪

♪ Oh I could win any wa-a-ar

♪ And I could face
any sto-o-orm ♪

♪ Yeah I could
conquer the world ♪

♪ With just one hand

♪ As long
as you're holding the other ♪

♪ Holding the other

♪ Hey ♪

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Holy... Wow!

So you're both the local law
enforcement and entertainment?

Is there anything you can't do?

No. There's nothing.

It's hard to be humble
when you're just damn perfect.

- Oh.
- I'm kidding.

I'm, uh, still working
on learning how to apologize.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What do you say
we all get out of here?

- Yes.
- Maybe go over to the lake?

- That sounds like fun. Um...
- Yeah?

I mean,
only if Charlotte wants to.

Come on, Charlie.

[chuckles]
Okay. Let's go.

- Okay, great.
- Alright, come on.

Hey, you guys go ahead.
I think I got to take Babs home.

- Appreciate, brother.
- Oh, Babs.

- Yeah.
- Good luck, baby.

Babs.

- Have one for me, sweetie.
- Babs, wake up.

We gotta go.

- We got to go home.
- Hi.

[cell phone vibrates]

♪ Yeah I could conquer
the world ♪

♪ With just one hand

♪ As long
as you're holding the other ♪

♪ Holding the other ♪

[clears throat]

[voicemail]
Hey, it's Charlotte. I can't
get to the phone right now

but if you leave me a message,
I'll get back to you

when I can. Thanks.

- Well...
- You should.

- Babs, you're yelling.
- You're yelling.

- Be quiet.
- Okay.

- Take your jacket.
- I'm going to bed.

Alright.
I'm gonna get some water.

- Okay. You're okay?
- Yes. Shh.

I told you be quiet.
Shh, shh.

[chuckles]

Oh, come on, sis.
Don't look at me like that.

We were out celebrating

your granddaughter
getting married.

Well, don't let me
get in the way of $2 beer night.

You ain't missed one yet.

Didn't sound like the
bride-to-be came back with you.

- She still out celebrating?
- Come on, Rose.

Give Charlie a break.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Yes, you do.

I'm just trying
to teach the girl

some responsibility, Babs.

She's spoiled.

Mary always spoiled her.

Head in the clouds,
never listened to anybody.

And now after all these years,
she finally comes home.

People do strange things
when they're afraid.

I know you miss her, Rose...

and so do I.

But punishing Charlie
is not gonna bring her back.

Let her wear
the damn dress, Rose.

You know it's what
Mary would've wanted.

Come on.

Mary loved Charlie.

[sobs]
And so do you.

I'm gonna get us both a drink.

- Nope.
- What?

No, I don't have a girlfriend.

- Oh.
- Just in case you're curious.

And why would I be curious
about that?

Oh, come on.

You know I've had a crush on you
since, like, the day I met you.

Yeah, and you were a teenager.

[laughs]
Yeah.

And you're Charlotte's brother.

Well, there's no laws
against that.

- You live here.
- Yeah.

And I ain't asking you
to move here.

[cell phone vibrates]

- Tonight was fun.
- Yeah, it was.

I mean, after you insulted me

and branded me a criminal
in front of all of Harmony.

I'm glad you think it's funny.

- Mugshots live forever.
- Oh.

[laughing]

I haven't been on stage
in forever.

- Why is that?
- I don't know.

Because I got used to being
behind the scenes.

No. That is one place
you don't belong.

You need to get out
of the shadows more often.

I forgot about that song.

It's really good.

We used to write
great music together.

Yes, we did.

I can't believe you still
have a blanket back here.

You're still picking up girls
and bringing them to this spot?

- No, not for a long time now.
- Mm-hmm.

Doesn't mean I shouldn't
be prepared though.

Oh.

I came here a lot
after you left.

Do you know I bought a recording
of every song you ever wrote?

Every song?

Every song.

Even "Too Good For You."

You spin a good yarn, Charlie.

I'm sorry I wrote that song.

No, you're not.

[laughs]
No, I'm not.

Well, it started my career.

So thank you.

I'm sorry if I hurt you though.

Well, it's just a song.

Even though people do still
snicker behind my back

tellin' me
they're too good for me.

If I remember correctly, it was
me that broke up with you.

- Yeah. It was.
- And you were angry.

- I was.
- Oh, my God.

Why... did you break up
with me?

Charlie, you're a star.

Anyone who's around you sees it.

All that you've accomplished
since you left here

none of that happens if you
don't get out of Harmony.

You didn't belong here
the rest of your life.

So let me get this straight.

You dumped me to help me.

You said I'll find
somebody someday

and I would thank you.

Was I wrong?

And then you went and told the
whole world a different tale.

You told the world
that you broke up with me.

Well, my heart was broken.

So was mine.

I can't. I can't.

I'm engaged.

[horses neighing]

[Rose]
Late night?

I, um...

No, I actually got up
early this morning to...

Charlotte, don't lie
to an old lady.

It's disrespectful.

I take it you apologized to Ray.

Something like that.

I don't know if you know this

but I had a romance
before your grandpa.

Nathaniel.

[laughs]
Handsome thing.

Great dancer.

Made my heart do something wild.

He went into army training,
got stationed.

Four years is a long time
when you're young.

And while he was gone,
I met your grandpa.

Steady like an oak.

Kind.

He was a quiet man,
but something about him

just felt like home to me.

I remember the day that
Nathaniel finally came back.

My heart still did that
little flutter

but something inside me
had changed just the same.

Now I didn't have
a choice by then.

I had your mama on the way

but it broke my heart
to say goodbye.

But sometimes

goodbye is what you need

to take the next turn
on the road.

Seems like you have
a decision to make.

Marriage is a long time...

if you're lucky.

It's even more beautiful
than I remembered.

Your mama looked perfect in it.

She would have been happy
to have you wear it too.

Wasn't right for me
to keep it from you.

So it's yours.

[laughs]

Oh.

[yawns]

Good morning.

How was last night?

[chuckles]
It was good.

Good.

Uh, thank you.

Spill.

[chuckles]

We just fed the pigs.

Alright.

I kissed Hank.

Ooh!

- And?
- And it was great.

But I realized it's a bad idea.

Wait. What?

You have a great guy
who is incredibly good-looking

and smart and a lot of fun.

Because it would never work.

He lives in the middle
of nowhere.

Oh. That's the beauty
of cell phones and airplanes.

Look, you have been
so focused on your plan

and the way that life
is supposed to go

and now all of that
has fallen off the rails.

Which means
that anything is possible.

Yeah, and full of uncertainty.

Or potential.

Now eat your eggs.

[male #1]
Well, good morning.

I need the fastest
rental car you have.

Well, you have a reservation?

Do I need a reservation?

You can call
this toll-free number.

Someone will be
more than happy to help you.

Okay.

[telephone ringing]

Reservations.

Seriously?

Excuse me, sir, I'm on a phone.

[cell phone vibrates]

Okay, okay.

- Charlotte.
- I need to talk to you.

- You okay?
- Yeah. Look, you're right.

I never would have left you
if you hadn't broken my heart.

I spent so much time mad at you
because I loved you so much

and I was so happy with you.

But I'm not,
I'm not that girl anymore.

I really wasn't right
in the country

and I'm not perfect
for the city either.

I'm somewhere in the middle

and I would've never known that

if you hadn't hurt me.

And I found my music
and-and my songwriting

and-and Spencer.
And I love Spencer.

And last night, I'm...

- Charlotte.
- I'm sorry, I...

I know.

I had to come to a conclusion
about you and I a long time ago.

And it hurt like hell.

I'm so proud of you.

All that you've accomplished
over the last seven years

and to think you're gonna
throw all of that away

just 'cause of a drunken kiss
with an old boyfriend.

I know better.

I love you, Charlotte...

and I always will.

You're an amazing woman,
Charlotte.

Spencer is a very lucky man.

Hey, I want you to get
your hands off my fiancee.

Whoa, whoa!

You know, I get to speak
to my lawyer, right?

Look, please, Ray,
don't lock him up.

He's usually harmless.

Harmless?
He just assaulted an officer.

- Yeah, well.
- Well, nice jab.

Bit of a cheap shot,
but it was a nice jab.

Please, Ray, let's just...

What are you doing?
Oh, my God.

Seems like you two
got some talking to do.

Y'all kiss, make up.

I'm gonna go grab a coffee
and be back in ten.

Oh.

[sighs]

Well, you could have called.
That would have saved me a trip.

Spencer, it's not
what you think.

- It's not?
- No.

I tell you, it's one thing
to see you two...

on video together

but to see you two
in real life, that is

that's something else entirely.

You've got it all wrong.

Tell me something.
Why didn't you just come home?

Because I hit my head.

And I tried to tell you.

When did you try
to tell me that?

I tried calling you,
I tried texting you

and you didn't respond.

What am I supposed
to think then?

I'm sorry.

I've been upset and confused.

You're confused?
Good. That's good to know.

A week away from marrying you.

It's good to know that
you're confused, Charlotte.

Lately, all you care about

is this stupid song.

You don't even ask
how I'm doing?

And I went out with my friends

and we bumped into Ray

and he asked me to sing

and I go on stage.

I haven't been
on stage in forever

and it was fun.

And what?

You had fun and what?

- Spencer.
- We're adults. Spit it out.

Did something happen?

Tell me.

- We kissed.
- There it is.

[scoffs]

- No.
- No, Spencer, please.

I've heard enough.

You two love birds
get enough cage time?

Look, man, I'm sorry I hit you.

Could you please let me
out of here?

You're free to go.

Spencer.

I overheard you two talking.

You need to know that

it's me that kissed her.

She loves you... very much.

And I can only speak
from experience

if you walk away
from this woman...

you will regret it.

[Lauren Alaina's
"Painting Pillows" playing]

♪ Walkin' up the stairs

♪ Takes me back
to where we used to be ♪

♪ I see you everywhere
feel you in the air ♪

♪ Haunting me

♪ All because of you
all I seem to do ♪

♪ Is count these drops

♪ Ain't no use
in using waterproof ♪

Oh, honey.

♪ Cries right off

♪ All of the hurt
all of the pain ♪

♪ Keeps coming down
like black rain ♪

♪ All that we were
every touch ♪

♪ Leaves a mark
you can't wash away ♪

♪ Boy you're like a tattoo
in my head ♪

♪ Like you never left this bed

♪ Me and my tears
with no one to hold ♪

♪ Just painting pillows

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ With all these works of art

♪ I bet I could
start a gallery ♪

♪ I make 'em in the dark

♪ From my broken heart's
memories ♪

♪ Every night you fall
from my eyes ♪

♪ Right next to me

♪ I bet you'd be surprised

♪ That your goodbye
made a masterpiece ♪

♪ All of the hurt
all of the pain ♪

♪ Keeps coming down
like black rain ♪

♪ All that we were
every touch ♪

♪ Leaves a mark
you can't wash away ♪

♪ Boy you're like a tattoo
in my head ♪

♪ Like you never left this bed

♪ Me and my tears
with no one to hold ♪

♪ Just painting pillows
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Painting pillows
♪ Oh oh oh oh

[laughter on video]

- Do you love me?
- I love you, darling.

Your beard's
messing up my braid.

Oh, no.

♪ That the lonely'd be
gone by now ♪

♪ Oh but it's not

♪ All of the hurt
all of the pain ♪

♪ Keeps comin' down
like black rain ♪

♪ All that we were
every touch ♪

♪ Leaves a mark
you can't wash away ♪

♪ Boy you're like a tattoo
in my head ♪

♪ Like you never left this bed

♪ Me and my tears
with no one to hold ♪

♪ Just painting pillows
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Painting pillows
♪ Oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪

[humming]

[sighs]

I can't do this.

[knock on door]

I'm never gonna
finish this song.

Hey.

Hi.

- You're back.
- Yeah. Uh, don't get up.

I'm actually just here
for the ring.

Okay.

[clears throat]

- Thank you.
- Yeah. You're welcome.

[exhales]

Charlie, would you
just marry me already?

Yes, I will.

[sighs]

- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too.

Yeah.

I'm a nightmare without you.

[laughs]
I know.

[howling]

[Charlotte]
What?

[Spencer]
Come.

Very smooth, guys.

What can we say?

Were you listening
the whole time?

No, we were, um, on our way
to muck something.

Uh-huh.

Mmm, right.

- Spencer, good to see you.
- Hi. Oh, hi.

- I'm so happy!
- Good to see you.

- Congratulations, sis.
- Thank you.

Oh, my sweet girl.

Well, congratulations... again.

So, when's the big day
this time around, huh?

- Uh...
- Uh...

- I'm thinkin' tomorrow.
- What?

- Oh, but I can't fly yet, so...
- Mnh-mnh. Absolutely not.

Right. Uh, okay. We'll just,
we'll have it here.

- Here?
- Yeah. Here.

- In Harmony? Here?
- No, no.

Not in, not...
Guys, like here, here at Rose's.

Rose, that's alright
with you, right?

I would be offended...

if you had it anywhere else.

Oh.

See? That's what I thought.

Thank you, Rose.
Or, uh, grandma.

I guess I should
be calling you that.

I can call you grandma, right?

- No.
- Sure, darlin'.

- No?
- Just him.

I don't want the rest of you
getting any smart-alecky ideas.

[laughing]

- I'm special.
- Oh.

We gotta celebrate!
Babalicious wine

for everybody on the house.

Come on, gang.
We got a wedding to plan.

- Let's go!
- What is Babalicious wine?

[Hank]
We got a lot of them down here.

[Lauren Alaina's
"My Kinda People" playing]

♪ I don't care
if you're wearin' a flat boot ♪

♪ Cowboy hat flip flops
or high heels ♪

- You look so pretty!
- Hey. Thank you.

Okay, so, I've a surprise.

You can keep them, Kathleen.

- I know you loved them.
- Thank you.

- And I got you boots too.
- Thank you!

Okay. Bottoms up. Let's do it.
One, two, three, go!

♪ If you can start a party
anywhere you are hey ♪

♪ You don't care
who's watching ♪

♪ You just let go

♪ Like every day's
your birthday ♪

♪ Even if it's Monday

♪ You're not afraid to let
your true colors show ♪

♪ You're my kind of people ♪

- Ah, that's good.
- Oh, yeah, it's good.

Uno, dos, trois.
Oh, grazie.

[laughing]

[Spencer]
So this is where
you've been hiding, huh?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How's it goin'?
- It's good.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- All good.
- I finished the song.

- You did?
- Mm-hmm.

- You're welcome.
- Thank you.

- Do you wanna hear it?
- Uh, I do.

- Okay.
- I do. Maybe later though.

We kind of have more
pressing matters to attend to

like our wedding.
I got this for you, by the way.

- Oh, right.
- Yeah, it's not great.

I just found whatever
I could in the grass.

Oh, I want 'em.
They're beautiful.

- So I have a question for you.
- Uh-huh.

Answer me honestly.

[Spencer clears throat]
I will.

Okay. This song
that you have just finished

uh, is it, perchance, the one
that you sung with Ray

or not?

I'm only asking because, um

people really want to know.

It's gotten a lot of hits,
and, uh...

Comin' at it
from a business standpoint.

- Right.
- Not a fiance standpoint.

- 'Cause I don't care.
- Mm-hmm.

- Um, either way.
- No, you don't care, right?

- Yeah.
- So, why...

- It doesn't matter then.
- Yeah, you're right.

It's a different song.
I wrote a new song.

[chuckles]
Are you excited?

Maybe slightly.

Is it that obvious?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

- I love you.
- I love you.

[Johann Pachelbel's
"Canon in D Major" playing]

[all cheering and applauding]

[crowd cheering and applauding]

Thank you so much
for being here, guys.

I am so glad that I got
to have my wedding here

and I got to have my girls here.

This has been
the greatest night ever.

And I wrote this new song.

I wanna play it for you.
I hope you don't mind.

I wrote it about all the roads
I took to get here.

Thank you. Thank you.

This is "Road Less Traveled."

[singing "Road Less Traveled"]

♪ Why do you keep on staring?

♪ The mirror mirror
it ain't fair at all ♪

♪ Mmm mmm

♪ Dress sizes can't define

♪ Don't let the world decide
what's beautiful ♪

♪ No

♪ You won't make yourself a name
if you follow the rules ♪

♪ History gets made
when you're acting a fool ♪

♪ So don't hold back
and just run it ♪

♪ Show what you got
and just own it ♪

♪ No they can't tear you apart

♪ If you trust
your rebel heart ♪

♪ Ride it into battle

♪ Don't be afraid
take the road less traveled ♪

♪ Wear out your boots
and kick up the gravel ♪

♪ Don't be afraid
take the road less traveled on ♪

♪ Oh whoa oh whoa

♪ Take the road
less traveled on ♪

Can't say you haven't
had some fun here.

The country
does have its charms.

Yeah? Am I one
of those charms?

Maybe.

♪ Break out and criticize
the crazy ones ♪

How about this?

No pressure, no plans.

Just dance with a man who thinks
you're the most interesting

and beautiful woman
he's ever met

and see what happens after that.

♪ Don't hold it back
and just run ♪

One dance.

♪ No they can't
tear you apart no ♪

♪ Oh if you trust
your rebel heart ♪

♪ Ride it into battle

♪ Don't be afraid
take the road less traveled ♪

♪ Wear out your boots
and kick up the gravel ♪

♪ Don't be afraid
take the road less traveled on ♪

♪ Oh whoa oh whoa

♪ Take the road
less traveled on ♪

♪ Oh whoa oh whoa

♪ Take the road
less traveled on ♪

♪ Put your hands up

♪ Show me that you're
one of a kind ♪

♪ One of a kind

♪ Put your hands up

♪ Let me hear
your voice tonight ♪

♪ Oh

♪ If you trust
your rebel heart ♪

♪ Ride it into battle

♪ Don't be afraid
take the road less traveled ♪

♪ Wear out your boots
and kick up the gravel ♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪ Take the road less traveled

♪ If you trust
your rebel heart ♪

♪ Ride it into battle

♪ Don't be afraid

♪ Take the road less traveled

♪ Wear out your boots
and kick up the gravel ♪

♪ Don't be afraid

♪ Take the road
less traveled on ♪

♪ Oh whoa oh whoa

♪ Take the road
less traveled on ♪

♪ Wear out your boots

♪ And kick up the gravel
don't be afraid ♪

♪ Take the road
less traveled on ♪

♪ Traveled on

♪ Take the road
less traveled on ♪♪

[Lauren Alaina's
"Holding The Other" playing]

♪ It's a battleground

♪ Everywhere you go
there's something ♪

♪ Tryin' to take you down

♪ So hard to stand up

♪ When they're
kickin' you around ♪

♪ Puttin' your fire out

♪ Puttin' it out

♪ Hey hey

♪ But I'm not scared
and I'm not shaking ♪

♪ Yeah I've got armor
and they can't break it ♪

♪ 'Cause you kiss me
back together ♪

♪ When I'm fallin' apart

♪ When the music's gone

♪ I'm dancin' to the beat
of your heart ♪

♪ You're the breath
in my lungs ♪

♪ When the gravity's
pulling me under ♪

♪ I could win any wa-a-ar

♪ I could face any sto-o-orm

♪ Yeah I could conquer
the wo-o-orld ♪

♪ With just one hand

♪ As long as you're
holding the other ♪

♪ Saving grace

♪ Baby you're the hope
I find behind my mistakes ♪

♪ Hold me close and I'll forget
about the pain... ♪♪