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We were digging a hole to bury that pig.
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Stupid Yang hit his own feet with the shovel.
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And fell right in!
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He grabbed Fatty's legs to pull himself out
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but Fatty was pulled into the hole, too!
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Dumb-ass Yang got squashed.
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He was crying like a pathetic goat.
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Going "Baa, baa!"
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Dogs were barking all over the place.
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Houses started turning on their lights!
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Shit...
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Then the hole started filling up with rain.
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Yang almost drowned in there.
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Someone that stupid should've been buried too!
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We tried to help, but he was stuck in the mud.
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He wouldn't budge. It took forever!
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We were muddy and totally drenched,
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but tried to yank him out.
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We finally freed him.
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Yang was buck naked from the waist down!
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You know!
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The full monty!
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He covered his crotch yelling: "Don't look!"
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And then get this. He fell back in.
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We pulled him up again.
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Dammit. His pants were back on!
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No kidding!
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I thought I was seeing things.
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His underwear, too?
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How'd he do that in the mud?
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underwear back on?
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Next day, Fatty's body was found.
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It was in all the papers.
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They found something else.
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They found a pair of... women's panties!
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Were they Yang's panties?
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He's a cross dresser?
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Exactly!
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It's beyond belief.
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That idiot's late as hell. What's he doing?
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I guess they grabbed him.
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Hope he doesn't blab.
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It might be better if they whack him anyway.
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Good. That means a bigger share for us.
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Should I kill that idiot?
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Yang, what're you doing?
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Get over here.
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Tomorrow night, Tokyo. Roppongi.
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There'll be a driver.
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Yo...
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Tryin' something?
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He came all the way from Taiwan?
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Yeah.
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To whack you?
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Right.
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You're movin' up.
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Give my girl back.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Give my girl back.
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Fuck!
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That asshole!
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Go get him!
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Give me back...
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my girl... Give her back.
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There!
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Where is he?
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I'll find him.
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Fuck!
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He ain't here.
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Where'd he go?
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Where'd you come from?
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Are you that dog I rescued?
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The dog's repayment?
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Yummy.
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You speak Chinese?
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My mom's Taiwanese.
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Jun! Get back here!
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Right now!
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Over here.
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Come on. Hurry up!
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What's wrong?
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Get back to the parking garage.
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I don't wanna go back there.
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Just do what I say. Go.
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Hurry back.
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Mom will die without this!
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A scumbag junkie.
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untie me!
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Jun. Over here.
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Please untie me.
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Hurry!
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untie your mother!
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untie your mother, untie me!
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untie me!
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What do you want?
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untie me!
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Hello.
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Angie?
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What? I can't hear you.
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Who is this?
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Hello?
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Japan? You're in Japan?
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When does the next ship leave?
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Lost your passport?
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Next ship... Next ship...
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I think it's August 30th.
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It leaves from Yokohama.
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I'll let the boss know.
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300,000 yen.
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No money?
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Pull a robbery. Bye!
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Robbery...
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Hey. Come with me.
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I was in the area, so I came by.
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What are you doing?
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Stop jabbering.
I asked him to cook for us.
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It's delicious!
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Good. Damn good!
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Can you come to my house?
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We're having a dinner party this evening.
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Take some vegetables.
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Just the reason I came.
Perfect timing!
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You come, too.
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I want to surprise everyone.
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- Let's take them back now.
- Good idea.
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It's late!
We have to prepare. They're coming.
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Let's hurry!
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It looks delicious.
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Not regular Chinese food, right?
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More than lunch. It's dinner.
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Dinner means forks and knives.
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Anyway, it's awfully good.
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Isn't it? Long is a great cook!
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So, you came here from Taiwan?
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Why? What are you doing here?
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Are you in trouble, Mr. Long?
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You can open a restaurant.
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But he needs a license to open a restaurant.
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He can do it on the sly.
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So how will he communicate?
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He doesn't speak Japanese.
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It doesn't matter.
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Work hard and you'll win people over.
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Where do you live, Long?
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Abandoned house in Kuroda.
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What? You live in a place like that?
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- Sounds fishy.
- Is he okay?
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- Is he lying?
- That's nonsense.
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Yeah, there must be a reason for it.
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Don't sass me, Mr. bad hair transplant!
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Watch your mouth!
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Carpenter, you have to fix up his house.
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Leave it to me.
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Long, let me know if you need a hand.
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He wouldn't ask.
He's not shameless like you.
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Hey, Long.
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I'll hook up your electricity.
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Instead of a restaurant, how about a stall?
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That's a good idea.
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And easier than running a restaurant.
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I'm a butcher. I can supply the meat.
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I'll bring you fresh fish.
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And my veggies.
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- We have to plan the menu.
- What do we serve?
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- Pizza?
- Why pizza?
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'Cause Taiwanese pizza's never been tried.
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You're way off.
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How about noodles?
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- Taiwanese ramen.
- Good choice.
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All right. Let's do it!
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Let's do it.
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Oh, "try" is English...
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I couldn't help but notice...
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I had exactly the same t-shirt.
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No way he'd wear the same shirt as you!
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Long, are you a fan of Perfume?
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Not while we're eating, shit head.
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You chose these boondocks, just like me.
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What's wrong with "the boondocks"?
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And like me, you might never escape.
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Don't talk like that.
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They call this "snapping turtle town."
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We like to help. We latch on and never let go.
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You're one of us snapping turtles, ain't ya?
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That's true, but...
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Here.
It's not enough, but please take it.
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Thank you very much.
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Long, please use this at home.
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We have stuff too.
Drop by on your way home.
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Stop by our house, too.
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Why is all this happening?
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'Cause you act cool and don't say anything.
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Mornin'!
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Let's get started!
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The lights are on!
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Good job!
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I brought the meat.
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Here's the fish.
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Meat cleaver, bread flour, seasoning...
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Some shoes and clothes. Just old stuff.
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You have to start preparing.
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Wait, wait.
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Next to the window.
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Move your ass.
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Long. Long, come here for a second.
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Hurry!
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So? Ain't it great?
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A real carpenter.
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I couldn't have made it.
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'Cause you're a fish monger.
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Aren't the flowers nice?
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I'll plant some cosmos on the other side.
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Hey, where should we put the cart?
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At the convenience store?
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The owner there is nasty.
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It's impossible to park on the boulevard...
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Station's no good, either.
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How about the temple? It's a busy area.
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Yeah, there's a school nearby.
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Okay. I'll talk to the head priest.
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We open for business tomorrow at noon!
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Long, we'll come by before noon.
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See you.
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See you tomorrow.
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Noon. Tomorrow at noon.
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TAIWANESE BEEF NOODLES
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- It looks yummy!
- Let's take a photo.
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Hot guy!
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Looks so tasty!
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Smells great.
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- It's a big hit.
- 'Cause it's good.
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We have to advertise.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Long. I've got mine, too.
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I'm beat.
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Wasn't that old fart annoying?
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The bald guy? What an ass.
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I wanna go home.
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Money! Money!
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Maggie?
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Good work.
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Nana.
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Peipei.
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Lulu.
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Thank you, Yoko.
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Here, Lily.
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No money for you.
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You damaged our car.
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It wasn't me.
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See you.
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What's this?
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I don't need it.
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What?
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Last night...
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Thank you.
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Fried prawns, fried minnow, tofu... (Mandarin)
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For dessert....
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Almond jelly, please.
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"Keikan." Police.
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You're a liar. (Mandarin)
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You're the one they'll arrest.
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What?
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What'd you say?
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You don't catch, you get caught.
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What does that mean?
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Forget it.
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I....
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Balleiu...
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Ballet?
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You wanna be a dancer?
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Ballet?
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Ballerina.
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Taiwan...
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Which city? Hong Kong?
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Hong Kong isn't in Taiwan.
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Kaohsiung.
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Kaohsheng?
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No...
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"Takao." (Japanese name)
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Takao?
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Who's Takao?
282
00:59:56,607 --> 00:59:58,607
Who is he? What's he doing?
283
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,732
Takao's not a man.
284
01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:07,732
Is he a devil or something?
285
01:00:09,065 --> 01:00:11,107
If I have to, I'll kick his ass.
286
01:00:15,357 --> 01:00:16,607
Kenji...
287
01:00:17,232 --> 01:00:18,649
Are you a dummy?
288
01:01:20,149 --> 01:01:21,815
Thank you, Sir.
289
01:01:35,690 --> 01:01:37,690
"I love you." (Mandarin)
290
01:01:40,524 --> 01:01:42,399
I love you. (Mandarin)
291
01:01:42,982 --> 01:01:44,357
I love you.
292
01:02:12,649 --> 01:02:13,940
Fuck you, asshole!
293
01:02:16,690 --> 01:02:18,857
You knocked up our meat.
294
01:02:37,024 --> 01:02:39,815
I love you... (Mandarin)
295
01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:51,774
It's awesome. Check it out.
296
01:04:43,607 --> 01:04:45,857
POWDERED MILK
297
01:05:37,232 --> 01:05:38,399
Do it quickly.
298
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:35,399
See you soon.
299
01:07:06,565 --> 01:07:07,982
A little something.
300
01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:12,857
Dumplings? Thank you!
301
01:07:17,190 --> 01:07:18,774
I got some good dope.
302
01:08:02,274 --> 01:08:04,399
EVICTION NOTICE
303
01:09:36,274 --> 01:09:38,524
Wait here. I'll be back soon.
304
01:10:33,232 --> 01:10:34,815
Mommy!
305
01:10:58,149 --> 01:10:59,649
What happened?
306
01:11:13,107 --> 01:11:14,649
Stop crying!
307
01:11:16,899 --> 01:11:18,315
Stop it!
308
01:13:05,149 --> 01:13:07,940
- That was delicious!
- Wasn't it?
309
01:13:08,607 --> 01:13:10,315
Who is he? A friend?
310
01:13:10,899 --> 01:13:12,024
He's cool.
311
01:13:12,357 --> 01:13:14,565
- Long-sama.
- Like Yon-sama?
312
01:13:14,857 --> 01:13:16,107
A Korean Wave star?
313
01:13:16,274 --> 01:13:18,232
No. He's from Taiwan.
314
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:20,732
Which "wave" is Taiwan?
315
01:13:20,899 --> 01:13:22,524
"Shin-kage Wave."
316
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:24,857
Give me a break!
317
01:13:25,649 --> 01:13:27,440
But isn't he handsome?
318
01:13:28,690 --> 01:13:30,190
He's gorgeous.
319
01:13:31,899 --> 01:13:33,565
Long-sama!
320
01:13:34,690 --> 01:13:36,607
Is that boy his son?
321
01:13:37,857 --> 01:13:39,899
No, his mom's a drug addict.
322
01:13:46,899 --> 01:13:50,107
He's a really hard worker.
323
01:13:50,482 --> 01:13:52,399
I'm totally impressed.
324
01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:55,982
I wanna support him more and more.
325
01:13:56,774 --> 01:13:58,607
Let's open a website.
326
01:13:58,899 --> 01:14:01,482
I don't know a thing about computers.
327
01:14:01,940 --> 01:14:02,982
Can you do it?
328
01:14:03,149 --> 01:14:04,940
Just leave it to me.
329
01:14:06,565 --> 01:14:07,690
Long!
330
01:14:09,690 --> 01:14:10,524
Look here.
331
01:14:13,190 --> 01:14:14,524
One photo!
332
01:14:16,899 --> 01:14:17,940
Long!
333
01:14:18,107 --> 01:14:20,149
Don't bother him when he's working.
334
01:14:20,315 --> 01:14:21,524
Look here!
335
01:14:23,357 --> 01:14:24,940
Do it later.
336
01:14:26,149 --> 01:14:27,690
I need a photo.
337
01:14:28,524 --> 01:14:29,565
Just one.
338
01:15:11,774 --> 01:15:12,524
Hey...
339
01:15:13,565 --> 01:15:16,315
What's a killer doing makin' noodles?
340
01:15:20,899 --> 01:15:24,232
Shit head! You stand right out.
341
01:15:29,065 --> 01:15:30,190
Hey, you!
342
01:15:30,899 --> 01:15:32,315
What are you doing?
343
01:15:32,482 --> 01:15:34,315
We'll call the police!
344
01:16:47,982 --> 01:16:51,565
Although it's impudent to introduce myself,
345
01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:55,024
I left home when I was 14,
346
01:16:56,065 --> 01:16:59,482
drifted in the criminal underworld,
347
01:17:00,815 --> 01:17:05,607
became chief of the bandits...
348
01:17:06,857 --> 01:17:10,982
I am Nippon...
349
01:17:11,815 --> 01:17:16,274
... Daemon!
350
01:17:18,357 --> 01:17:25,315
Imprisoned two or three times,
351
01:17:27,107 --> 01:17:31,524
I am Benten Kozo...
352
01:17:35,107 --> 01:17:39,690
... Kikunosuke!
353
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:43,940
Stealing from pilgrims,
354
01:17:44,690 --> 01:17:47,774
under a false name,
355
01:17:49,107 --> 01:17:51,815
I am Tadanobu...
356
01:17:51,982 --> 01:17:55,982
... Rihei!
357
01:17:57,065 --> 01:18:00,190
Like stars vanishing at dawn,
358
01:18:00,982 --> 01:18:04,774
I am Akaboshi...
359
01:18:05,690 --> 01:18:11,024
... Juzaburo!
360
01:18:11,565 --> 01:18:16,149
Terrorizing and killing people by sword,
361
01:18:17,524 --> 01:18:21,774
despiser of Buddhist chants,
362
01:18:24,899 --> 01:18:26,815
I am Nango...
363
01:18:28,565 --> 01:18:32,815
... Rikimaru!
364
01:18:34,482 --> 01:18:35,774
Hey, butcher!
365
01:18:43,815 --> 01:18:46,482
Who shouted that?
Was it you, ya bastard?
366
01:18:53,357 --> 01:18:56,107
I desire feathers.
367
01:18:57,607 --> 01:19:00,399
I desire wings.
368
01:19:01,857 --> 01:19:06,607
I wish to fly away.
369
01:19:09,149 --> 01:19:13,899
May you know that.
370
01:19:23,899 --> 01:19:26,399
Prepare a bowl of tea. Tea!
371
01:19:27,857 --> 01:19:33,190
Even Buddha does not realize...
372
01:19:41,274 --> 01:19:45,065
Addicted to...
373
01:19:45,232 --> 01:19:49,524
... sensual pleasures...
374
01:19:51,732 --> 01:19:57,649
My humble love is...
375
01:19:57,815 --> 01:20:03,065
... the cause of my ruin.
376
01:20:11,107 --> 01:20:15,565
Young man, please wait.
377
01:20:18,190 --> 01:20:21,232
If you do not know...
378
01:20:22,190 --> 01:20:26,607
... I will tell it to you.
379
01:20:28,565 --> 01:20:36,190
The notorious Benten Kozo Kikunosuke...
380
01:20:39,940 --> 01:20:46,232
That is my name.
381
01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:59,857
Shit, our play won third prize.
382
01:21:00,024 --> 01:21:02,940
If you didn't fall, we would've won.
383
01:21:03,857 --> 01:21:06,024
Next year we'll get Long on.
384
01:21:06,190 --> 01:21:08,149
Then we'll win for sure.
385
01:21:08,690 --> 01:21:10,274
What kind of play?
386
01:21:10,649 --> 01:21:12,440
"The King and I"?
387
01:21:12,607 --> 01:21:15,065
Costumes would be too difficult.
388
01:21:15,565 --> 01:21:17,440
How about modern drama?
389
01:21:17,649 --> 01:21:19,357
Like "Spider-Man."
390
01:21:29,024 --> 01:21:31,024
What about these coupons?
391
01:21:31,274 --> 01:21:33,857
Long. You use them.
For the hot spring.
392
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:38,732
We got three coupons...
Who'll go with him?
393
01:21:39,982 --> 01:21:41,357
I guess I'll go.
394
01:21:41,524 --> 01:21:43,149
Why should it be you?
395
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:44,440
She's a junkie.
396
01:21:46,357 --> 01:21:48,024
I mean she's sick...
397
01:21:48,565 --> 01:21:50,024
She's not sick!
398
01:21:52,982 --> 01:21:55,774
Go tomorrow.
With Long and your mother.
399
01:22:04,649 --> 01:22:08,649
Jun... This camera. Take it.
400
01:22:10,149 --> 01:22:11,274
Sorry.
401
01:27:07,024 --> 01:27:07,940
What's the score?
402
01:27:08,107 --> 01:27:09,149
3 to 1.
403
01:27:17,107 --> 01:27:18,315
My point!
404
01:27:19,940 --> 01:27:21,274
Cheer me on.
405
01:27:22,232 --> 01:27:23,899
I can't believe it.
406
01:27:24,899 --> 01:27:28,315
Let's continue. What's the score?
407
01:27:28,899 --> 01:27:30,190
5 for Mom.
408
01:27:30,357 --> 01:27:31,565
And him?
409
01:27:31,732 --> 01:27:32,690
1.
410
01:27:41,732 --> 01:27:43,232
He's terrible.
411
01:27:43,399 --> 01:27:45,357
I'll teach you later.
412
01:28:06,649 --> 01:28:09,232
Hooray! I won again.
413
01:28:10,065 --> 01:28:12,690
You can win, too.
414
01:29:44,149 --> 01:29:45,690
What's this?
415
01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:47,857
They're rice crackers.
416
01:29:50,357 --> 01:29:51,815
Look at this!
417
01:29:55,607 --> 01:29:57,607
It's so cute.
418
01:30:00,274 --> 01:30:01,774
Take a look.
419
01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:05,690
Thank you, Long!
420
01:30:50,065 --> 01:30:52,690
Why did you draw hearts on the cup?
421
01:30:54,024 --> 01:30:55,524
I just wanted to.
422
01:30:55,690 --> 01:30:56,732
But why?
423
01:30:57,774 --> 01:30:59,940
Why did you use so many colors?
424
01:31:00,232 --> 01:31:04,482
Because I like colorful things.
425
01:31:07,315 --> 01:31:09,232
I'm tired. I wanna sleep.
426
01:31:23,607 --> 01:31:24,899
Thank you.
427
01:31:36,315 --> 01:31:37,940
See you tomorrow.
428
01:31:43,899 --> 01:31:44,982
See you.
429
01:31:47,899 --> 01:31:48,690
Good night.
430
01:31:49,774 --> 01:31:50,524
Good night.
431
01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:53,690
Take care.
432
01:32:57,440 --> 01:32:59,774
Jun. Clear up quickly.
433
01:33:24,649 --> 01:33:25,982
How was work?
434
01:34:32,857 --> 01:34:34,649
I can't understand Chinese.
435
01:34:41,857 --> 01:34:47,524
Jun, you should ask him yourself in Japanese.
436
01:34:48,149 --> 01:34:50,649
Please let me join the team.
437
01:35:04,732 --> 01:35:09,107
Hey. This kid wants to try out.
438
01:35:09,565 --> 01:35:12,149
I'll have him throw one to you, okay?
439
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:22,774
Throw to him.
440
01:35:28,274 --> 01:35:29,232
Good.
441
01:35:32,274 --> 01:35:33,607
And again.
442
01:35:51,357 --> 01:35:52,690
You almost got it.
443
01:36:09,607 --> 01:36:11,315
Bring your arms in.
444
01:36:15,357 --> 01:36:16,232
Look there.
445
01:37:26,857 --> 01:37:28,732
Run, Jun, run!
446
01:38:52,107 --> 01:38:54,399
Jun. It's suddenly heavy!
447
01:38:55,732 --> 01:38:57,065
Push hard.
448
01:38:58,857 --> 01:39:00,857
- I'm pushing.
- It's heavy...
449
01:39:02,399 --> 01:39:03,482
Harder!
450
01:39:06,732 --> 01:39:08,399
Are you really pushing?
451
01:39:17,399 --> 01:39:18,940
What's going on?
452
01:41:28,774 --> 01:41:31,774
Jun! I forgot something at home.
453
01:41:32,399 --> 01:41:33,732
You go ahead.
454
01:43:03,857 --> 01:43:05,274
Long time no see.
455
01:43:16,899 --> 01:43:18,315
You live here now?
456
01:43:23,565 --> 01:43:25,899
Belongs to that kid you had?
457
01:43:26,774 --> 01:43:29,315
You raised him by sellin' yourself.
458
01:43:30,899 --> 01:43:32,857
He's already this big?
459
01:43:37,315 --> 01:43:38,607
Are you okay?
460
01:43:40,524 --> 01:43:41,982
You look beat.
461
01:43:51,107 --> 01:43:52,315
Here, take this.
462
01:44:06,774 --> 01:44:08,357
You can't escape.
463
01:44:14,649 --> 01:44:15,857
From me.
464
01:44:20,857 --> 01:44:22,274
From dope...
465
01:45:35,149 --> 01:45:38,024
I searched for you all over.
466
01:45:52,982 --> 01:45:54,565
Who's that guy?
467
01:45:56,190 --> 01:45:57,732
You seduced him?
468
01:46:00,190 --> 01:46:02,399
You were always good at that.
469
01:46:04,607 --> 01:46:07,315
Stop pretendin' to be a happy family.
470
01:46:11,524 --> 01:46:13,149
Come back to me.
471
01:46:15,732 --> 01:46:17,399
Let's be friends again.
472
01:46:22,315 --> 01:46:26,190
That guy from the stall... He's a dead man.
473
01:46:29,107 --> 01:46:30,815
We've found him.
474
01:46:34,649 --> 01:46:38,232
Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
475
01:46:42,274 --> 01:46:44,149
Come back to me.
476
01:46:46,857 --> 01:46:50,982
Then, I'll save your son's life.
477
01:47:37,024 --> 01:47:38,065
Slut.
478
01:47:38,399 --> 01:47:40,232
If you're not turnin' tricks
479
01:47:40,440 --> 01:47:43,107
you should only fuck me.
480
01:48:14,565 --> 01:48:17,524
Long, after you finish work
481
01:48:17,857 --> 01:48:20,107
we're having a barbecue. Got it?
482
01:48:20,274 --> 01:48:22,024
We'll treat you. See you!
483
01:48:33,357 --> 01:48:35,357
If you didn't have that kid
484
01:48:36,107 --> 01:48:38,649
you wouldn't be in all this trouble.
485
01:48:40,399 --> 01:48:42,815
Some dude raped ya and you got knocked up?
486
01:48:46,482 --> 01:48:48,357
What a fucking asshole.
487
01:48:50,690 --> 01:48:52,482
Total piece of shit!
488
01:49:58,690 --> 01:50:00,190
One beef noodle.
489
01:50:07,274 --> 01:50:09,774
Hey, kid. You're great.
490
01:51:56,315 --> 01:51:57,774
That was good.
491
01:52:07,899 --> 01:52:10,399
Jun. Clear up.
492
01:52:35,690 --> 01:52:37,232
I'm home!
493
01:53:30,857 --> 01:53:33,274
What're you assholes doing?!
494
01:53:33,857 --> 01:53:35,190
Say what, motherfucker?
495
01:53:40,482 --> 01:53:41,440
What's this about?
496
01:53:41,607 --> 01:53:42,524
Stop it!
497
01:53:47,565 --> 01:53:48,982
I'll call the police!
498
01:53:49,690 --> 01:53:50,732
What the hell?
499
01:55:01,065 --> 01:55:03,190
Are you taking the piss?
500
01:57:38,024 --> 01:57:39,524
Get outta this town.
501
01:58:40,065 --> 01:58:41,607
Tonight, 8 o'clock.
502
01:58:41,774 --> 01:58:43,899
Sheshin Hotel, room 505.
503
01:59:43,524 --> 01:59:45,607
Isn't that Mr. Long?
504
01:59:49,149 --> 01:59:50,232
Hey, Long!
505
01:59:51,399 --> 01:59:52,607
It can't be!
506
01:59:53,024 --> 01:59:53,899
Long!
507
02:00:06,774 --> 02:00:07,940
It's dangerous!
508
02:00:09,982 --> 02:00:10,982
Watch out!
509
02:00:25,107 --> 02:00:26,190
Please stop!
510
02:01:19,315 --> 02:01:21,024
Why are you here?
511
02:01:32,899 --> 02:01:34,899
Why did you come?
512
02:01:45,357 --> 02:01:47,274
Why did you all come?
513
02:01:47,815 --> 02:01:49,774
Why did you all come?
514
02:02:08,732 --> 02:02:10,815
Why did you all come?
515
02:03:00,732 --> 02:03:03,149
- I'm going now.
- So late for school?
516
02:03:03,315 --> 02:03:05,149
Don't make me say it again.
517
02:03:25,649 --> 02:03:26,857
I'm going.
518
02:03:27,149 --> 02:03:28,357
Take care.
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